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Creative Arts and Media => Roleplay => Fun RP => Topic started by: masterminion on July 24, 2011, 12:15:43 AM
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a parody of those gooey goo romantic forums the romance is interrupted by the tossing in of a humorous surprise or event please stay on topic and in character anyone can join just don't ditch immediately
Post Merge: July 24, 2011, 09:07:55 AM
salem walked out of the store and resumed his walk to school alone
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A young red wolf/squirrel hybrid lies on the ground in the nearby city park. He appears unconsious... but wait! He's waking up... The wolf yawns and rubs the back of his head. "Ugh, how long have I been out?" He look around at his surroundings. "Hmm... it looks like I'm in that Kadilianse realm again... But, I wasn't even headed for Rome... Why did I land here?" He looks to his shoulder. "Maybe you have some idea, Peko?"
A small blue doormouse appears out of the wolf's fur. "Chu?" the mouse squeaks, just as confused as the wolf is. "Right... your not exactly a magic expert..." The wolf looks around. Around him was the standard city park stuff; benches, fountians, playground equipment, trees... In fact, one in particular caught his eye. It was a rather large tree, one with many claw marks on the bark and a large branch toward the top that looked as if someone had been sitting on it in the past. It all looked strangely familiar to him before...
"Hey... isn't this where we first met-" a large rhino wth a really loud boom box walks by blasting rap music, obscuring the next few words. "-you know who I'm talking about, right Peko?" Peko nods "Chu chuchu." "Right... what am I saying? Of course you remember him..." Zhono's stomach rumbles. "Hmmm... well, as long as we're here... how about we go to the ice cream parlor like we did last time, Peko?" "Chu! Chu!" the mouse squeaks happily, hopping up and down and doing backflips."Okay! Okay." the wolf said happily, petting the overjoyed mouse. "Now, which way was that ice cream shop..." He sighs "Ugh, why can't I remember...? Well! We might as well look around 'till we find it! After all, I have yet to see the entirety of this town yet, and it shouldn't be hard for the great Zhono C Veranhaut to find that ice cream shop, especially since I've been here before." With a sense of adventure and a yearning to explore, Zhono proudly walks out of the park... in the opposite direction. It also just happens to be the direction in which the aformentioned Salem is located. Zhono doesn't know this yet, of course.
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salem saw the person walking towards him "top o'the morning to ya."
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"And the same to you as well." Zhono says as polite as he could. He looks around. "This doesn't look like the way to the ice cream shop as I remember it... Tell me friend, where might I find the ice cream parlor?"
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you mean cold stone i came from a store right next to it like three blocks back that way he gestured towards the shop
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Zhono looks behind himself. "Thanks." Zhono looks down the roar. He hasn't been that way yet. "I'll head to it later. I think I'll see what's down this way first." Peko looks at Zhono angrily. "Chuchu chuchuchuuu!" "Oh come on Peko! Where's your sense of exploration?"
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:?there is a school which i'm heading to
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A school? Well, it did sound interesting, but not very usefull to a mage. "Is there anything else nearby that may be interesting?"
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a movie theater nearby which i was gonna skip out o' school for wanna join?
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Zhono shrugs. "Meh, sure. Why not? The ice cream can wait, and my friend here might enjoy a box of peanuts." "Chu chuchu chuchu!" Peko squeaks, very much pleased.
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well they have soft serve down at the stand :/
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Wow... that has to be the most convieniant movie theatre ever concieved... Next thing I know he'll be telling me that they sell auto insurance... Zhono thought to himself. "Okay, sounds good. Erm... will you lead the way?"
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o' course i will he began his walk to the theater sending obscene gestures towards the principle out in front of the school
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Zhono watches as Salem starts flipping off what he assumed to be he principle outside his school. "I take it that you're not exactly the star pupil, are you?" Zhono asked.
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ha the teachers cringe at my name he moved at a nearby teacher who flinched and ran eliciting a laugh
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Wow... remins me of one of the apprentices back in my course on water magic... I'm suprised that he isn't expelled... Zhono thought in his mind. "I really shouldn't be hanging out with him but... Well, it will be interesting to be a bit more mischevious than normal. Zhono got a sort of cheeky-evil look on his face as he thought. I'm glad my boyfriend didn't tag along... He wouldn't like mischief.
"Hey! Wait up!" Zhono shouted at Salem as he ran off down the street, cackling maniacally. He then dashes after Salem.
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you speed up ill miss cowboys and aliens
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Cowboys and Aliens? Sounds... epic, actually. He thought as he ran along. "Alright, I will." Zhono casts a Haste spell on himself to catch up, learning his lesson from last time he had to keep up with a speedy moviegoer.
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oh and im meeting my:l... friend there so don't be weird or anything
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"Oh, don't worry" Zhono reassured Salem. Gotta keep the magic to a minimum... Don't waa screw things up... He thought to himself, foreshadowing future events.
He noticed the word "friend" in his last sentence. He could guess what would happen next; last time he took his friend to a movie theatre, he became his boyfriend. Of course, that may not be the case here, but he was interested in seeing what would happen....
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i just dont want to be mortified like last time someone met my... friend
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Zhono heard Salem's thoughts. Huh? Grr... blasted uncontrollable telepathy... He grumbled in his head before analysing what he heard. Hmm... Mortified? Was the last person to meet him scary or something? Humph, well it seems my theory about his "friend" may indeed be correct, but only time will tell...
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*suddenly, Wolf 7133 teleports infront of the party in a blast of blue light. He staggers about confused for a moment.* "Gahh, blasted telomancy! I'll never get the hang of teleporting to other realms!" *Sniffing the air, he turns to Zhono* "You, magic user! What realm is this?"
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Zhono bows respectfully to the wolf, unphased by the random teleportation. It happened a lot in Xol. "This is Kadillianse, my friend. Nearby parallel realms include D'ni and Zians." He replied withour missing a beat. Zhono looks him over for a moment, completely ignoring Salem. "Hmm... you seem familiar... have we met before?" He inquired. The red markings did look familiar...
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Ahh, many thanks friend. A spell backfired you see. I meant to get to Zians in order to witness there mysterious ether storms. I suppose I got close. It is possible you have met me before, I have lived two lives in my time. My first was of an artic wolf, untill an acursed shadow dragon refused to let me ride him and cursed me into an Umbra Wolf. I have little retaining memory of that life though. as for this life, I have been alive for atlease 700 years or so. I have met many other magic users in my time and you do seem to ring a bell, regretably it is not a memory i can recall however. I am Wolf 7133 by the way *Bows* I am an Umbra Wolf and wielder of occultic arcaine arts and any other form of magic that fancies me. A pleasure to make you accuantaince.
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Zhono is a bit stunned by the wealth of a backstory that Wolf gave to him. Ater he was done, Zhono snapped out of it. "Hmmm... I guess I confused you wih someone else... I'm only 22 myself; practically an infant..." He said before bowing politely. "I'm Zhono C. Veranhaut, 4 years full-fledged mage. Graduated from the Omniversal University of Magic in Xol. I don't realy specialize in any school of magic, though I do know a few more spells in magics dealing with water and healing spells. Pleasure to meet you Wolf 7133." He politely introduced himself. "Hmmm... That's.... a different name you have there... May I call you 'Wolf', for simplicity's sake?"
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if i may interupt your arcane banter i have a movie to see so if your coming with follow he walks away
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(I tell alot because my caracter has always been nieve and fool hardy XD ) *casually following the group* "You may call me Wolf, there are many who do. Do you mind if I join you? A movie would be perfect focus for my consentration so that I may port again and I could use a break. I'll even pay for popcorn."
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"Well, it's okay with me. But ultimately, it's Salem's choice. I kinda just tagged along after accidently warping here... He's a complete stranger to me." Zhono said, shrugging. "Oh, and you're gonna have a tough time porting out of this realm friend, even if you have a movie's worth of concentration. This place doesn't have too much magic energy, and it usually takes about three days for an experianced mage to gather enough for a Teleport spell... In other words, you're gonna be stuck for a while..." He added, breaking the bad news to Wolf.
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Curses! >:( Now I will definatly miss out of the ether storms! Oh wells, there will be another in 5 years or so. A mere pettence of time. In the mere time I may as well enjoy myself here. So what do you say Salem? May I join you guys for now? :?
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as long as you don't embarrass me in front of my boyfr- i mean friend i could give a hoot if you buy popcorn you buy candy
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Deal, I've never been much of a popcorn fan myself. *pulls out a small bar of gold* this should cover it. But i wonder how much change I would have after... :?
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Zhono caught half of the word "boyfriend" in Salem's speech, then the sudden switch-up. I knew it! he thought to himself But... why is he keeping it secret? Closeted maybe? He looks to Wolf "Erm... how about I pay for it? I've been here before, so I have some of the currency from this particular part of the realm..." Zhono pulls out some five-dollar bills; $250 worth, to be exact.
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Ah-hem, very well then. If there is any way I could help out, please let me know.
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"Of course." Zhono said, smiling. After a few more minutes of walking, the trio finnaly reaches the movie theatre.
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Fantastic, we've arrived. What flick shall we watch?
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"Salem said that he wanted to watch 'Cowboys Vs. Aliens' with his friend." Zhono leans in close to whisper to Wolf. "If you ask me, I get the idea that his 'friend' is actally his boyfriend. But I don't think he wants to admit it..." He added in the whisper, out of the hearing range of Salem.
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"I wouldn't mind watching that movie." *Whispers to Zhono so none other may hear,* "Yea, you could be right. It's of no matter to me as I am straight after all, but we will have to wait to see for sure."
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A few rows behind them a dejected looking female chinchilla sits humped over, sobbing. Her auburn black hair falls over her face and her cell phone shakes in her paw. She has just been dumped. Again. Maybe it was something she said.
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*Notices the chinchilla as he walks by* "Hmmmm, They have sorrow here too regretably. :( Do I want to get involved? I'll only make things worse probably. Thats what happenes when your born of Friday the 13th." :/
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"Well, you won't know until you try, right?" Zhono whispered to Wolf. "Who, knows? You may get lucky..." He winks at Wolf before walking on ."I wonder where that 'friend' of Salem's is?"
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*Rolls eyes and chuckles to self. XP In all seriousness, He wanted to help her though. It was a good ten minutes before the adds started and he couldn't stand seeing someone in such pain. It was in his nature to help others, being a christain and all. He figured he couldn't possibly make it any worse off so he sat next to her and said,* "Is everything ok ma'm?"
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She sniffed and looked up. "No, nothing. I was just dumped....Again."
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"Oh dear, I am terribly sorry miss! Do you wish to talk about it?"
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She pushes her hair away from her muzzle and blinks. "No...I'm used to it. It just happens all the time. Every date I've tried to score." Her tail droops on the ground sadly.
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"Thats ok, these things happen all the time. Your still very young in your life. You have quite alot of time to find someone. Don't give up hope, God has a plan for you, he has a plan for everyone. Why, the night I met my first girlfriend, I was feeling depressed. I fealt as though I would never meet someone. I was contending to be alone for my entire life just because I was having no success so far. That night however, I met a charming girl who, later that night, became my girlfriend. It didn't last very long as it was just a summer fling, but It was too much of a conquincedence for me too pass up, God had made that happen to get my mind out of the gutter. She was a message that God has a plan for me. He has a plan for everyone ma'm, including you. You just need to hold on untill it unfolds." *I apologise if this offends you, im simply tring to help*
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"No-one has a plan for me," she sighed. "But the least I can do is keep trying. Like you said, I could meet someone...who knows." She smiles at him. "Thanks."
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"It is more problem at all ma'm. I am sure he does have a plan, but eather way, I am certain you will meet someone in time. These things take time, but it will be worth it. Trust me." :)
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Zhono watches from afar. "Oh, I hope she finds who she's looking for..." He said to himself. "Love is not a thing anyone should miss... But my, they do look cute together." Zhono looked down and smirked. "Heh, I sound like that raven... Shee said that me and him looked good together, and now he's my boyfriend. My how God works strangely..." He giggled silently.
Zhono continued looking around, confused. "Now wheres that 'friend' Salem was talking about?"
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*I return to Zhono* "Well, I hope I helped her. I truely hope she finds someone, she seems like such a great person, I know there is someone out there for her. It's just the waiting that's hard! :( Sigh, so when does this movie of ours start? I need my mind as distracted yet focused as possible if I am to teleport out of here. It will be too late for those storms, but I will be able to see my girlfriend again. I miss her horribly! :$
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Feh, figures that I'd get it wrong... Zhono grumpily thought to himself. I'm certainly not an ice cream raven... "I really have no clue, but relax." Zhono said to Wolf, smiling. "...worrying about it won't make it come up any faster. All it will do is ruin your concentration. Just sit down somewhere and relax..." He was trying to calm Wolf down, but he didn't know how well it would work.
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*Exhails calmly* "I know. It's just difficult sometimes. The worse part is that she's a HUMAN! AND she doesn't know Im a furry. I have to cloak myself to look like her kind in order to be with her. I've considered telling her, but if her kind finds out about us anthro-wolves, it would be disasterous. Anyway, your right. I need to consentrate right now." *Calms down and faces the movie screen. After a few quiet moments, the screen starts playing the ads for the other movies, which are always the best ads ever.*
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"Human?" He asked, supprized that wolf had managed to have a human girlfriend. "Uhm, by any chance did you meet her in D'ni?" He had to ask. Dn'i was almost exactly like Kadilianse, but the dominant race was human. It was also much more hostile to anthros, as he quickly found out when he went there to run an errand. Soon after, he found out that a crowbar to the head was extremely painful. Very helpful knowledge, that was...
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(Lol, helpful indeed) "Umm, no, actually. She lives in an un-named realm, on a planet named Earth, I think it was. It's rather boring there and there is next to NO magical esscense there. I was chasing a rouge anthro wolf mage like ourselves, but this dude was wack in the head! He constantly babbeled on about cabbages and various other things of no importance. I think his consentration slipped during a spell or something. Anyway, I was sent to kill him by some magical college who needed his reserch notes. I confronted him and he teleported to this odd realm. I chased in after him before his gate closed and as soon as a stepped out i realised I had walked into a trap. I couldn't sense any of my mana or spells in that drab place. He had teleported to Earth, which he had been using as a trap to kill other mages. However, his reserch notes contained a spell for leaving that place without any mana usage. He had it, and I needed it- twice. To make it shortened, we had a short but fierce swordfight, which he was pretty good at I must say, and I won. However, I needed time to divulge the text, so I sought out the native population for assisstance. They just screamed and ran from me as a left the woods, shouting "AGHHH, BIG FOOT!" Or something like that. Anyway, long story made shorter, I cloaked myself to look like them and began reading my arcaine text. While I was doing so, I met a lovely young teenaged human who took interest in me. I guess I cloaked myself into being a 17 year old or something, but In the end we ended up dating. That was about a year ago for there time. It's been interesting, and fun for that matter, ever sence. Keeping this lie up is difficult, but worth it!
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"Earth? But that IS in D'ni! Where'd you get the idea that it was unnamed?" He asked, cocking his head to one side, curiously.
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"Ohhh, It was all explaned in the guys notes I... I... It... It WAS written in... crayon... Maybe... Maybe you have a point there..." :|
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salem was stting on a light after slipping away silently his 'friend' on the ledge near him a raccoon in black tripp pants (salem's) and a black and red striped hoodie
"i love drama."
"i like causing it."
"be still my beating heart. :* "
"i love you too."
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Zhono chuckles lightly at Wolf's response. "Yup. Life Lesson #33: Never follow anything written in crayon." He looks back at the movie: It really wasn't as he expected, so he was getting a bit bored. He yawns widely before asking Wolf. "Wow, this is overhyped.... I'm gonna head outside for some fresh air. Care to come along?"
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Please keep all posts in English.
(its latin google translate that XD )
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*Turns from the movie to Zhono.* "Aye, this movie doesn't live up to the hype. It doesn't satisfy Sci-fi OR western movie themes. I'll follow you as your my only link to this strange place." *Gets up, noticed Salem above him, looks at him and rolls his eyes smiling, turns back to Zhono* "What other exciting things are there to do here?"
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Zhono also looks up at Salem and giggles to himself. "Hmm... well, last time I was here, my now-boyfriend escorted me to several places, thanks to the fact that this is his native realm..." he started, looking to the ground, thoughtfully. "...this means that I'm almost as much a newb as you are. But I'm sure we could find something if we wandered around long enough."
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"You are certainly correct." *Follows Zhono out the theater* "Hey, wait a second. If this is where your boyfriend is, why don't you just go to him? Im sure he would be happy to see you after all." o.O
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"Can't teleport, remember?" He reminded Wolf. "And besides, the Council of Mages in Xol wouldn't let me; since he's not technically a mage, he's seen as a 'hinderence' to my objective..." Zhono grumbles expletives to himself before continuing. "Ya see, I'm not supposed to be here; I got blown off course, somehow, as usuall."
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"Oh, Your working for a snooty councel of Mages, aye? humpth. I remember my guild dog days too... What a time they were, all the magical discoveries we made..." *Snapping back into reality* "ah-hem. But thats all behind me now. And since were stranded for a few days you may as well travel to see you boyfriend. I mean, its not like you can do anything to speed up this time, Chronomancy take alot of energy, energy this world lacks. I could even help you, if I can. Beside's, it's not like your mission was THAT importaint, right? o.O "
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"I'm afraid you don't undertand. I took him with me when I left this realm last time; he's in a different realm. Thus, I can't visit him without teleportation." Zhono sighs sadly. "But no, my mission's not that important. What is important, is trying to finish the mission as quickly as possible so I can get back to him. Now I'll be three days late at the least..."
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"Ahh, i see now. My apologies friend. i knew not. I do know, however, that every realm has SOME form of realm teleportation in it. We both could leave this world immediatly if we found the right spell. Such as the note I got from that Rouge Mage from Earth. All we must do is discover this spell and then we're both free. Now, from what you know of this place, IS there ANYWHERE at ALL in this realm that is Arcaine, Occultic, Magcal, or just plain odd and mysterious in this world? It may give us the spell to leave, or at least enough essence to teleport sooner than three days."
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"Hmmm... I can't think of any in this town..." Zhono said thoughtfully "But... I do remember reading about something about an arcane rune here in Kadilianse back when I was still an apprentice... But I don't remember the location other than it is ...or was... in this realm's version of South America... How are we going to reach it, though?"
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Hmmm, well... Do they have airlines here? I am certain they do if they are this advanced. It should be of no consuquence if we could board a plane to South america and search for the rune. I think I may have some form of currency they may accept. After that, then its a simple matter of trecking through fast jungles of horridly dense growth in an unknown land armed only with our blades, teeth, mind, and what ever small spells we can still summon. Sounds like fun! :D
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"Oooo... an adventure! In a different area of this realm too! I'm game." Zhono cheered, hopping up and down and applauding. "Don't worry about the money. I've got more than enough." Zhono pulls out his mony again. He looks back up to Salem and his lover, who are still kissing. "But... we can't just leave Salem and he "friend" here without so much as a goodbye... can we?"
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"hmmmmm, your right... Got it!" *Takes out piece of paper and write on it, "By Salem! ~Love Zhono and Wolf PS: Not Love Love, just.. ya know... ummm... nevermind." XD I then fold it up into a paper airplane and toss it over to him. It hits him in the head. He confusedly unfolds it and reads it. He then confusedly looks over to us. I smile and wave, then turn to leave.* "Comeing Zhono?"
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Zhono reads the note telepathically. "Umm... I think a simple 'goodbye' would have sufficed..." He turns back to the lovers. "Bye Salem and Some-Racoon-I-Don't-Know! We're off to South America! You two play nice now!" He grins, waves, and runs after Wolf.
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"Oh, phsssh! I always gotta make things wierd! Its my thing! :D Now, where is this Air port of theirs..." *In front of me is a sign that says "AIRPORT -> TWO MILES" I dont seem to notice it*
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Zhono looks at the sign as well, and gives Wol a look that looks similar to this: T_T "Right... I think I should lead the way... but first... wait a moment..." Both juststand there silently for about 5 minutes.
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"Ummmm, okay then..." *Sits down on the ground, back to the sign. People passing by give us odd looks.*
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Zhono starts counting down "3...2...1..." "Hey, look! It's that cue wirrel that we saw with the fox boy a few years ago!" One voice said with a stereotypical accent for a preppy girl. "I knew it..." said Zhono, obviously expecting it. He is suddenly glomped by two preppy mink girls.
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*Ears snap up, tail wags. grins* "Hehhehheh, Zhono, I had no idea you were so populare! :P "
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"Zhono! Oh it's so nice to see you!" "Yea! It's ben such a long time!" Both Minks joyusly greeted Zhono. "Heh, it's nice to see you two again as well." Zhono giggled. Both Minks rolled off of Zhono and they all stood up. "So, how have you and your foxy boyfriend been doing since you left?" Said one mink with firey red hair. She looks to Wolf and then back to Zhono with a confused look on her face. "Or have you... Found someone else?" She asked, her hand gesturing to Wolf. "Huh? Oh no, no... He's just a friend. In fact, I get the feeling he's not exactly inerested in guys... No, my boyfriend is just back in my home realm. I'm trying to get back to him now." Zhono corrected the mink. "Oh, OK." Said the other, purple-haired mink.
"So, how's your martial arts training going, Violet?" Zhono asked the purple-haired mink. "Fairly good, thank you." said Violet, bowing to Zhono as a pupil would do to her sensei. "And you, Rose? How's your swordfighting training going?" he asked the red haired mink "About the same level as Violet's" Rose responded, also bowing. "Very good, I would ask for you to demonstrate your abilities, but now's not a good time. Me and Wolf here are heading for the airport to head to South America." He broke the news to he minks. "Oh, Really? Can we come, sensei?" "Yea, we can show you how much we've improved... and maybe get to know your friend here..." The minks said, looking over to Wolf with a glint in thier eyes. "Hmm... I dunno... Waddaya think Wolf?"
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*Standing up* "Oh, thats perfectly fine with me. Honestly, this trip may take more that two people anyway." *To the minks,* "Im fine with you guys comeing, but be warned it will be long, dirty, wet, and dangerous."
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Rose brandashes her sword and Violet assumes a Hanme. "I think we can handle ourselves just fine." Both said in unison. Zhono leans over to Wolf and whispers. "And to think that a few years ago, they couldn't handle a little rain..." He chuckes
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*To Zhono,* "Hehhehheh, Well done ;) " *To the Minks* "Very well then. I have full faith in your abilities and Mister Zhono's teachings. We wont get any closer to our goal standing here, so unless there is something else you would like to grab before we depart, shall we get going?"