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Title: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Dante Crosstail on July 17, 2011, 01:05:18 AM: Welcome to a comedic rp full of goofyness and of course....as many YTP jokes as I can muster.

LET THE CHAOS BEGIN!!

Dante paced around in his bedroom which had been changed to look like a throne room, wearing a king's outfit and crown. His stomach growled. "Hmmm.....I wonder what's for dinner." He wondered.
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on July 17, 2011, 09:01:18 PM: *Suddenly a strange red wolf/squirrel hybrid warps in from out of nowhere carrying a basket filled with fresh peaches* Great... this isn't Rome either... Blasted teleport spell...
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Dante Crosstail on July 17, 2011, 09:42:13 PM: Dante looked at him. "No, this is not Rome. THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!" He shouted before kicking him in the gut.
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Mr. Magic Man on July 18, 2011, 02:27:54 AM: "Hey, hey, hey!" Said magic man as he entered the room from the window.

"Is anyone up for LOTSA SPAGHETTI?!"

(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs43/f/2009/108/c/a/Yu_gi_oh_Lotsa_Spaghetti_by_GamerX03.jpg)
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on July 18, 2011, 03:12:48 PM: *is kicked in gut* OOOFFFF!!!! x_x Must... call... in.... THIS GUY!!! *a giant version of the king of Hyrule's head appears*

MAH BOI!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Dante Crosstail on July 18, 2011, 06:20:47 PM: Dante looked at the king, now dressed like Ganon. "YOO WILL DAH." He said before throwing a bomb at him.
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Mr. Magic Man on July 18, 2011, 11:04:30 PM: "but the king isn't a dodongo" said Magic as he pondered the situation.

he then realized the king was right next to him.
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Dante Crosstail on July 18, 2011, 11:11:41 PM: "A dodongo he is not, but he is indeed MAMA? MAMA LUIGI? WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He said like Mario.
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on July 19, 2011, 01:25:21 AM: *Luigi's head pops out of a random mule's mouth and stares at the back of Dante's neck creepily*
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Mr. Magic Man on July 19, 2011, 01:47:18 AM: *stares ate luigi*

"What do you mean 'did you catch the football' you were the football!"

(http://th08.deviantart.net/fs51/150/f/2009/292/d/2/Vectorized_Confused_Mama_Luigi_by_lordkhaos0.png)
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Dante Crosstail on July 19, 2011, 02:54:50 AM: *Turns around and stares at Luigi*........YOO MUST DIE! *Throws wtf bomb*
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on July 19, 2011, 05:11:15 PM: It's... OVER 9000!!!!!! *Zhono strikes bomb with warhammer, causing it to explode* ZOMGLOLBBQ!!!!!!!

*escapes in ROFL Copter* Heheheee...
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Dante Crosstail on July 19, 2011, 05:49:17 PM: TELEPORTING BOOMER, GO! *Summons a Boomer that teleports above the Rofl Copter, and gets cut up in the blades and explodes his bile all over it*

*Dozens of Infected with jetpacks start swarming the Copter*
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on July 19, 2011, 06:04:08 PM: *charges up* Falcon... *epically punches the Infected and slaughters them all* PUNCH!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Mr. Magic Man on July 19, 2011, 06:09:10 PM: *looks at explosion in the sky*

IT'S A VOLCANO!!!
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Dante Crosstail on July 19, 2011, 06:40:29 PM: Noo, mah infected! Now I only have one last summon! *Raises a hand to the sky* I summon thee, beast of judgement and tormentor of Criken. KARMA CHARGER, GO! *Creates a charger with red eyes and a larger arm with pulsing orange veins, clad in epic knight armor*

Charger: GWAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOH!
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: ZombiezuRFER on July 20, 2011, 01:17:47 AM: *flys in on a plane*
Hey phonofoot!
Phonofoot: And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low, And it flew real low...

(Watch Jitterydragon to get it. CAUTION! More mature audiences only! the particular quote is not inappropriate itself, but some other material in Jittery's YTPs may be objectionable.)
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Dante Crosstail on July 20, 2011, 01:27:23 AM: *Stares at Phonofoot* REV UP THOSE FRYERS! *Throws Pride Patties at him*

Natalie: *Grabs one* Hey is that one purple?

Dante: NO!!
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: ZombiezuRFER on July 20, 2011, 01:29:14 AM: HOW YAH DOING MISTER VOLCANOOOOO!!!!!
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Dante Crosstail on July 20, 2011, 01:38:39 AM: I'm doing fine, as long as you have enough rupees.
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on July 20, 2011, 03:04:30 PM: *summons Tingle to steal ruppees* THEY'RE MINE!!! All mine... *hides in corner and pets ruppees* My precious...
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: ZombiezuRFER on July 20, 2011, 03:34:31 PM: They're taking the rupees to Isengard! ga-gaga-gard, gagaga-gard.

I'MA FIRIN MAH Dinner! *vomits*
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on July 20, 2011, 03:41:09 PM: Nuuuuuuu.... *blocks dinner* Kamehame...HAAAAAA- *explodes*
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: ZombiezuRFER on July 20, 2011, 04:01:23 PM: Team Mama Luigi blasts off again!

*Spots rupee thief* HADOUKEN!
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on July 20, 2011, 04:12:45 PM: *summons a Meowth which steals the Hadouken* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! *is burned* OW!
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: ZombiezuRFER on July 20, 2011, 04:48:12 PM: NOOO! NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(Who said we couldnt use YTP effects?)
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Mr. Magic Man on July 20, 2011, 06:36:23 PM: hey kids it's cool to run over bombs in the street, but when someone tries to steal your rupees, THAT'S NO GOOD!
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: ZombiezuRFER on July 20, 2011, 06:55:31 PM: But I must say, that despite it not being good, it is the VeryModelofamodernMajorGeneral. YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY TO YOU! *raves*
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Dante Crosstail on July 20, 2011, 08:08:36 PM: Wrong, sir! Wrong! It says right here in subsection A, paragraph sector 7E, all prizes will be rovoked etcetera cetra, that monloonius geraphona cetra, binus mera daracatim! It's right here, black and white, clear as crystal! YOU STOLE RUPEES!

(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20071218133746/uncyclopedia/images/e/e5/Wonkatastic.gif)

GOOD DAY SIR!
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Mr. Magic Man on July 20, 2011, 08:19:54 PM: sooooo... is it a football?
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: ZombiezuRFER on July 20, 2011, 08:21:54 PM: I didn't steal the rupees, i stole THE BAGEL.
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Dante Crosstail on July 20, 2011, 09:10:05 PM: Wrong sir! Wrong!
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Fly Boy on July 20, 2011, 11:16:36 PM: I interupt this meeting for an Important announcement:

DO A BARREL ROLL!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv5qzMtLE60&feature=related)

that is all
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on July 20, 2011, 11:59:18 PM: *speaks through paper cone in a fake British accent* May I use your teley-fone?
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: ZombiezuRFER on July 21, 2011, 12:32:47 AM: Only if you bring lotsa spaghetti! and
MEAT
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on July 21, 2011, 12:40:27 AM: *still in paper cone and fake british accent* Righty-o *jumps through a plot hole and ends up beside a chest in Brazil.* YAYZ!!! *opens chest. Suddenly, a disembodied voice speaks* You have aquired the MEAT!

*Zhono looks around* Who said that? *voice* I am in your sandwich! SANDWICH!!!!! *Zhono* O...kay.... *warps back to Zombie* Here. *hands Zombie the MEAT and speaks with Brtish accent again* Nao, may I use your teley-fone?
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Fly Boy on July 21, 2011, 12:43:03 AM: A T-Rex flying a F-14 Tomcat, your argument is invalid

(http://canitbesaturdaynow.com/images/fpics/953/april_2_81_.jpg)
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on July 21, 2011, 12:52:42 AM: Oh, no you don't! *summons Sword of Unending Pancakes* I shall use your teley-fone, and you're no gonna stop me!!!* *starts throwing giant pancakes at the T-Rex*
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: ZombiezuRFER on July 21, 2011, 02:04:40 AM: I see your pancakes and raise you a waffle
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Mr. Magic Man on July 21, 2011, 03:28:50 AM: i fold, all i have is french toast
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: ZombiezuRFER on July 21, 2011, 03:47:01 AM: Do a bagel roll? "THAT GRABS LIFE BY THE CONKAHS AND" Mama Luigi "TILL YOU SHOUT ' COME ON WORL I'LL HAVE YOU FOR'" dinner!

It's dangerous to go DO A BARREL ROLL take this IS MADNESS!

Madness?
This Is SPARTAAAA!!!!
Nyannyanyanyanyanyan
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Dante Crosstail on July 21, 2011, 06:33:02 AM: Team Gay Luigi is blasting off agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on July 21, 2011, 04:55:32 PM: Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring.... BANANAFONE!!!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring.... BANANAFONE!!!
I got this feeling
It's so appealing- ACK! *crushed by Team Gay Luigi*
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Shadis on August 08, 2011, 02:13:17 PM: *runs up and takes Zhono's wallet from his smashed corpse* "hehehe, naoo I will haz gold!" >:3
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Mr. Magic Man on August 08, 2011, 03:05:20 PM: but the real question is, do you have enough rupees? hhmmm
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Shadis on August 08, 2011, 03:21:34 PM: :'( sniff sniff, no :(
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on August 09, 2011, 12:36:34 AM: *Zhono rises up out of the pile of dead Lugi's. His eyes tur red* La-Le-Lu-Li-Lo! La-Le-Lu-Li-Lo! La-Le-Lu-Li-Lo!
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: ZombiezuRFER on August 09, 2011, 02:57:27 PM: I, AKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!KUUUUUUUUUU!KUKUKUKUKU
The dark-shifting master of shape-ness, Unleashed an usnpeakable shape! But an EVIL Samurai Shapeshifter wielding a magic AKU stepped forth to sword me. But before the final shape was shape, I TWOAH open a portal in Darkness and flung him in my GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS!
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on August 11, 2011, 12:30:00 AM: *takes samurai sword out* EYEYEYEYYEYEYEYEYEY... *whacks Zombie with sword, but to no effect* NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.... *is cast into portal while the "Samurai Jack" theme plays* I'M NOT JAAAAAACCCCKKKKK....
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: ZombiezuRFER on August 11, 2011, 10:50:48 PM: W3ll, there goes MAH BOI and Lotsa Spaghetti! and THE BAGEL! and Mama Luigi! and LINK! and Zelda! and OVER 9000! BIRDS!
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on August 12, 2011, 12:48:36 AM: *start dancin* Buhbuhbuh Bird, bird, bird...
The bird is the word...
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: ZombiezuRFER on August 12, 2011, 10:25:43 PM: The BIRDS are angry! *angry birds theme*
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on August 12, 2011, 10:38:31 PM: *summons Time Net and runs at Zombie with full speed* Iiiiiii.... GOTCHA! *catches Zombie in Time Net*
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Shadis on August 12, 2011, 11:54:01 PM: Using a license and credit card from the stolen wallet, Wolf 7133 purchases a 6-pack of beer and proceeds over to the zombies. He sneaks up to the witch who is crying in the corner. He pops the top of a beer can and gingerly offers it to her. She jumps up, screams, and begins ripping him to shreds with her claws. "HaHa, jokes on you, witch!" Wolf 7133 struggles to scream out, "Im kinky and compleatly into this!" XD The witch immeadiatly stops, tosses Wolf a med kit, picks up the beer and walks away sipping it.
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on August 13, 2011, 01:56:24 PM: *catches witch with a time net* Wait... your not a zombie... *the witch attacks with a Dark Firaga spell, charring Zhono* x_x *cough* That smarts... *readies a Curaga spell*
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: ZombiezuRFER on August 13, 2011, 03:39:02 PM: *The time net lets go of me*
time net: I never really was on your side.

THE TIME NET IS A SPY!
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on August 13, 2011, 04:55:59 PM: This... is... SARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....*whacks Zombie with stun club*
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: ZombiezuRFER on August 13, 2011, 05:40:46 PM: *a lone plasma grenade sails out of the pit and hits Zhono's head*
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on August 13, 2011, 05:47:21 PM: *is hit* OUCH! What the- *KAAAAAABOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!* x_x *cough* *faints*
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Shadis on August 14, 2011, 05:47:49 AM: Rising from the ground bleeding, Wolf spots Zhono lying on the ground without a head. smiling, his eyes glow a deep, dark purple as he wispers a few ancient words. Zhono rises again with his head once again intact. However, this time something is different, this time his fur is GREEN!!! >:D "Hehehe, necromancy can be a terrible-" suddenly, Wolf burst into flames as the witch from earier screams evily. struggling to remove the flames, Wolf 7133 turn into shadow and slips into the night. (Its nightime apparently) all stare in wild amazment... T_T (Yea right)
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on August 14, 2011, 06:36:03 PM: *Zhono looks at his paws* Hmmm... green... necromancy never fails to amaze me... *Zhono charges a Dark Aeroga spell and tosses it at Zombie*
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Shadis on August 14, 2011, 09:46:12 PM: *Wolf rematerialises underneith a tree while Zhono fights the zombies.* "dang, that little witch was... a witch! why didn't I sence that? only a magical witch could resist the power of free beer! I do feel kind-a bad for stealing that guy's wallet and turning him into a zombie Wolf/Squirrel. I know! i'll give him his wallet back! :D *Throws the wallet at Zhono's head* there we go! I am such a good person! 0:)
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Mr. Magic Man on August 15, 2011, 02:23:14 AM: TAAAAAAAANK!!!

kill it with a Magnum Bill!!!
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Shadis on August 15, 2011, 12:13:06 PM: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Throws mr.magic man at the tank* DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on August 15, 2011, 03:08:33 PM: *is hit by wallet* OUCH! Hey, my wallet! Wait... I have a wallet? *Zhono ponders the existnce of his wallet*
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Shadis on August 16, 2011, 11:33:20 AM: Yelling to Zhono, "You do naaaoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!" XD
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on August 16, 2011, 04:57:22 PM: Er, right... DIE ZOMBIES! *uses Gill Toss to throw 999,999,999,999 Gil at the zombies, killing them insantly*
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Shadis on August 17, 2011, 01:01:36 AM: NO! YOU FOOL! You've summoned a mud crab horde upon us!!!!!!!!!!! *A large group pf Mudcrabs start slowly crawling towards us.*
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: ZombiezuRFER on August 17, 2011, 05:46:06 PM: I see your mudcrab and raise you a spycrab

http://www.ubercharged.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/spycrab.png (http://www.ubercharged.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/spycrab.png)
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Shadis on August 17, 2011, 06:39:42 PM: I FOLD!!! D: Too much for me!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on August 17, 2011, 11:17:31 PM: *becomes a siesure monkey and does a 256-degree flip off of a cheese sandwhich while grinding a two-bit grabbing Cheerio in flap-jaw space* Ain't it amazing that I have a kumquat equaling two as I eat this keyboard? WALA, WALA WASHINGTON!!! Zambozzle the krible-krab fliptastic snickrdoodles! 71! LALALALALALALALA- *explodes*
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: x on August 17, 2011, 11:20:14 PM: out of nowhere a tiny puff of a chinchilla appears, squeaking because she is hungry.
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on August 17, 2011, 11:24:37 PM: *all the scattered peices of the exploded Zhono unexplainably turn into slices of cheesecake*
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: x on August 17, 2011, 11:30:09 PM: *starts knawing on the cheesecake*
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on August 17, 2011, 11:35:03 PM: *Zhono's spirit watches as the chinchilla noms on the now-cheesecake pieces of himself* o.O ...odd...
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Shadis on August 18, 2011, 03:52:59 AM: *Walks up chugging a container of buffalo sauce* hmm, i could go for some dessert... *calmly places himself next to the chincilla and begins nom-ing down the cheese kake.* "Mummffffhhh, iss goob!" (It's not canabalism if hes not a wolf anymore!)
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on August 18, 2011, 07:29:08 PM: *Zhono's spirit flys up behind Wolf and taps him on the back* Hello?
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Shadis on August 19, 2011, 02:04:44 AM: Oh, parden me sir. *Scooches over so the ghost has room to eat too* :P
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on August 19, 2011, 05:34:05 PM: Uhhh... I dn't think I could bring myself to eat my own body... even if it is now cheesecake... *sits down beside Wolf anyway*
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Shadis on August 19, 2011, 07:07:54 PM: Very well then, would you care for some buffalo sauce or mustard? I always coem prepaired, I got yer fix. *I open my trench coat to revel the insides, which have many bottles of buffalo sauce and mustard in various pockets.* B)
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on August 20, 2011, 08:16:00 PM: No, thank yoiuy. I don't think ghosts can eat anyway....
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Shadis on August 20, 2011, 08:36:21 PM: "Sure you can!" *I hold up a ghostly bottle of mustard* "But, your choice!" *Goes back to eating your delicious, sugary carapass* "mmmmmmm, this is good, but needs milk. Mr ghost Zhono sir, could you make a giant glass of milk appear as well? please! :3 "
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on August 21, 2011, 01:36:41 AM: I don't know how well my magic works in this state but... *makes a ghostly glass of milk appear... that can only be drinken by ghosts. * Uhh, sorry. I don't think it will work... *drinks milk and throws away glass*
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Shadis on August 21, 2011, 02:43:32 AM: Oh wells, at least you have tried, I thank you anyway. I should probably stop now before I ruin my non-existing diet. I've already consumed 2000 calories worth! XD
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on August 22, 2011, 12:29:51 AM: Maybe you would like to instead use this non-existing pogo stick to pretend to hop down that imaginary hill? *hands non-existant pogo-stick to Wolf* Or maybe you could pseudo-kick this hypothetical hackysack? *throws the hypothetical hackysack to Wolf* Or maybe you would like to shadow-box this illusory puncing-bag a few times? Oh there's so many thing that you can not-actually-do! :P
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Shadis on August 22, 2011, 05:34:09 PM: I SHALL DO ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Starts bouncing in mid air as if on a pogo stick. Starts kicking the air as if hitting a hackysack. Then starts punching the air as if hitting a punchingbag. after a few minutes I collapse to the ground exausted. The pogo stick lands on Zhono's head. He actually feels it.* D:
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on August 22, 2011, 07:58:30 PM: Owwwwww..... *rubs back of head* Imagination becomes real... >:3 *imagines a Mini Cooper, a Triforce, an unlimited supply of dark chocolate, a Shiny Victini, and a hot anthro husky guy for self* :? *walks around, looking for imaginary objects and bumps into the husky... But Zhono can't see him* They're invisible... :'( *sits down and pouts*
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Shadis on August 25, 2011, 12:10:02 PM: *Starts talking to the invisible anthro husky while eating the dark chocolate.* "Hello sir, I am Wolf 7133, wielder of nearly everything arcaine and occultic, at you disposal. Welcome to Ken' naim, the world of sillyness and dinner. Odd name I know! Anyway, you have no need to cloak yourself as we are all friends here. Come, stay awhile, eat some cheesecakecorpse, eat some imagenary, yet oddly real, dark chocolate. And feel free to chat with our odd but nice resident ghost over there. *Points to Zhono* *He appears, thanks me, then casually walks over to Zhono. I quietly turn to Zhono and give him a thumbs up ;) .*
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on August 25, 2011, 08:40:37 PM: *husky* WAFFLES?! WAFFLES!!! ^_^ *attempts to glomp Zhono's spirit, but falls right through* Waffles? :'(

*Zhono facepaws himself* T_T Right... I forgot to give him a brain... *readies a Perminant Fortify Intelligence spell and casts it at the husky, as well as a Reveal spell.* Now... to make myself more... living... *uses magic to restore his body* Why didn't I do that in the first place...? o.O

*the husky rubs his head* Huh? Where am I? Why do I have this strange craving for waffles?
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Shadis on August 26, 2011, 01:53:24 AM: *The cheese kake dissapears. Zhono is missing an arm, leg, and his tail.* "NOOOO, The cheese kake!!!! you monster!!!!" D: *Turns to the Huskey and cast a dispell spell on him. He gets a big, dumb smile of his face and turns to Zhono.* "WAFFLESSSSSSSS!!!" *Leaps forward and begins nibbling Zhono's ear.* "I may have only helped Zhono's cause..." :o lolz :P
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on August 27, 2011, 01:41:31 AM: *is glomped by the Husky* Heh, maybe your right... :P But still, this lack of limbs just won't do... *quickly regenerates, arm, leg, and tail, then enjoys being cuddled and nibbled on by the husky* *husky* Waffles... <3
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Shadis on August 27, 2011, 12:00:23 PM: Hmm, well I guess I can give you two a moment alone ;) *Slowly fades away* "AGH! IT HURTSS......" *Gone. Reappears thirty seconds later in the same spot.* "Phew, how long was I gone?"
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on August 28, 2011, 12:22:47 AM: *is still being cuddled and nibbled on by the husky* T_T 30 seconds... is fading out really that painful?
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Shadis on August 28, 2011, 04:07:16 AM: Im being ripped apart molecule by molecule dude, yes it does! :P It hurts kinda like, *The husky then suddenly comps down on Zhono's arm, hurting greatly.* That... XP
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Mr. Magic Man on August 28, 2011, 04:26:44 AM: WE SHALL NOW DIG HOLES

Dwarf Hole (Diggy Diggy Hole) Fan Song and Animation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR7EAdPUqvQ#ws)

or else you will die
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Shadis on August 29, 2011, 07:56:38 PM: Minecraft song by Bobby Yarsulik (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjkibXv84WU#ws)

MINECRAFT! Thats what I talking bout!
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on August 29, 2011, 09:26:38 PM: *Zhono feels a sharp pain shoot up his arm as it is clamped down on by the husky* *sigh* Good thing I'm a bit kinky... *Zhono levitates the husky off of his arm* No! Don't bite me like that unless I ask you to, okay? *the husky whimpers a bit, but licks Zhono's face understandingly and cuddles Zhono again* Waffles... ^_^
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Shadis on August 29, 2011, 09:43:31 PM: "Hahahahaha, good thing indeed! ;) Maybe you guys might want to take this a place a little more private though? People are starting to stare..." *Looks around at a massive croud of people all staring at Zhono and the Waffle loving Huskey* "I'll do it! Umbra Wolf Power, Activate!" *I make all three of us burst into a blast of light and we dissapear. We later reapear atop a freezing cold, snowy mountain. It's snowing heavily.* "There! All better! :D Were safe and sound atop this horridly dangerious snowy mountain peak! :3 Wolf do good?
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on August 29, 2011, 10:10:04 PM: Wait... *casts a NulFrost spell on self* Yes.. Wolfy do good. ^_^ You might want to get a coat though...
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Shadis on August 29, 2011, 10:24:09 PM: *Rubs thick, black wolf fur* "What are you talking about? I feel fine..." *Sees a mountain Goat starring at me* "AGH! FOOD! Dont worry guys, I got him! You two set up camp and play nice now! ;) I will be back... eventually! " *I chase after the Goat on all fours*
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Zhono on August 29, 2011, 10:31:28 PM: After watchin Wolf leave, Zhono seupa campfire using a grass and fireball spell. He sits down besidethe husky and stares at the fire. The husky cocks his head to one side. "Waffles?" He asked. "Hmm... No, I havn't named you yet...." Zhono relied, somehow understanding the husky. "I guess I'll just have to figure something out now, won't I?"
Title: Re: The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner
Post by: Shadis on August 29, 2011, 10:37:58 PM: *I run past in the background, chasing the goat. Fangs beared.*