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Furry Chat => General => Topic started by: Zaspher on February 07, 2011, 11:15:01 PM
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This is a thread im starting based on stupid pranks, accidents and just plain stupid things we've done.
One time I called papa johns and asked if I could rent a pizza they were ticked. LOL
I was once at a dance recital and I left my phone in my pocket. It fell out during my proformance and I stomped on it not noticing it (it busted)
I also accidently sat on a homeless guy on a bench who was sleeping in the park next to my school. He jumped up cussing up a storm while I headed for the hills.
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In high school, there was always this one teacher that wore these huge Jack-boots, and would take them off in the middle of class and go to the teacher's lounge. These things STANK! So, one day, me and my friends waited for him to leave, then rigged the door so that, when being opened, one of the boots would swing down and kick him. Needless to say, he never took his boots off in class again...
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XD omg you just made my day.
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Some people order pizzas to other peoples house, I sent 3 taxis, chinese takeout, and a pizza order to someones house in one night.
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Wow... :| What did that guy do to you?
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I ran in front of a moving car, jumped over the hood, and got hit by a parked car. Quite an interesting day if you ask me but really, don't run in front of traffic. thats muh lesson learned. XD
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Wow... :| What did that guy do to you?
Never found out t was me. >.>
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Attempted to do a talk on why oxygen is necessary in order to live... i laughed for 13 minutes before the teacher told me to stop trying and sit down (my friend was making faces >_> )
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I remember when my uncle used to live at home with us (I was 14 at the time) he would use up all the soap, and not bother to replace it. I remember going into the bathroom with some clear nail polish. I grabbed the soap out from the shower, and gave it a coat. When waterproof nail polish it put on soap, you can scrub for hours without producing any sort of bubble or lather... He didn't get out of the shower for an hour and a half...
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:PMy Dad has bipolar disorder and he gets angry real easy. I once replaced the sugar in the sugar bowl with salt. When he drank the cofee he spitit out and screamed "damnit Heidi I told you not to get foldgers".
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That made my day...
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^^ it also made my day
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my friend and I were at the mall looking for my car since I forgot where we parked and I started whistling for it like it was a dog..
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Well, I've done some pretty stupid things in my life but this one can still make me chuckle sometimes. Here goes:
I was trying to cross the street in front of my building one day and decided to take a short cut; I walked across some leaves (it was fall) and a little later discovered that during that I stepped into a nasty piece of dog mess (camouflaged well under the fallen leaves). So I went back to my flat and (mumbling angrily to myself) put on another pair of shoes, and went back out again. When I came back to the same place later that day, I decided to jump over the leaves but just managed to land in the same pile of dog mess (despite my best efforts NOT to land in it again). Since I stepped twice in the same mess only with different shoes, I thought that I would not have any more surprises that day. But just when I was cleaning my shoes in the bathroom, I stood up and hit my head against the boiler so hard, the small hot water indicator thingy fell off from it. And all this happened in a single afternoon. Luckily I wasn't hurt, and a few hours later finally managed to clean my shoes.
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A couple years back, me and my friend were bored out of our minds so we decided to make a molotov and watch it explode.
(Yes, very stupid)
We had the cocktail made and we headed out to the field behind my house, we ended up getting completly soaked since the snow was up to my hips, and I didn't have snow pants.
We then spent 20 minutes trying to get the lighter working until we gave up, we thn tested to see if the bottle would've broken, it didn't.
So we got soaked and freezing even though we didn't even get to see the molotov burst.
Yeah, that was really stupid and pointless.
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Obviously, I'm good with mechanics.
There was an old man who used to throw rocks at me when I rode to school. (I named my resident ghost after him) One night, in the middle of the night, I sneaked out with a machine I built that, if someone puts mail in his mailbox, it feeds it into a belt loop and, when opened again, shoots the mail back at the recipient. He still threw rocks at me, so I started putting rocks in the belt feed. He STILL threw rocks at me. He never stopped until the day he died, and I never found out why he hated me so much...
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could it be his ghost haunting you?
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I don't think so, I looked up the history of my apartment and, in the building that was there before, 6 people died in a fire. Also, nothing started happening since I moved here...
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well at least you don't live in the house out of a haunting in Connecticut. if you did i would recommend moving.....fast!
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I called my workplace for my work schedule and forgot what I was calling about :/
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I went to my parents house to get the vacuum cleaner for my apartment and laundry. I leave after bringing the vacuum upstairs and end up having to turn around halfway home because I forgot it.
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I flipped the bird to this kid at school because he kept asking me if i was gonna get in fursuit and screw a fox. Lets just say I almost punched him square in the face. >:(
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You should've
I hid my Ipod on the bookshelves in the back of my class and set the sound grenade app to go off after 30 minutes, halfway through class it started ringing and the teacher couldn't find it , I went and got it after she left to go get the pricipal, I was lucky no one said it was me. >:3
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I wouldve, but the kid would just keep taunting me more and more >:(
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can't taunt through a broken jaw ;J
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Please stay on topic.
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I went to test how strong the ice was in the pond, and my foot went into the water. walked all the way back to my dorm going *step squish step squish*
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Completely failed my bio lab quiz yesterday and totally didn't do 4 sections of math hw due for today... the future doesn't look so good for me at this present point.
At least I know how long my glider has to be in order to work so I can start designing my wings. So excited! Lol...I so going to die. x_x
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I streaked a football game about 3 years ago on a $50 bet... I was tackled, beat, and had to pay $300 for the hospital bill (It was in Michigan, in 10 degree wether, I got hypothermia...)
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Haha ^ You won a bet for -$250!
I called up McDonald's with a few friends with the 1800-466-411 number (or whatever it was, too bad they shut off the service :c) multiple times, and aggravated the manager because we were saying "Hiiii, uh, I'm in your bathroom and have diarrhea - I may be a while so I was wondering if you could get your McCafe staff to bring me in a coffee?" She started swearing at us after like the 10th call. Which we did for about 3 days.
It was hilarious.
.. "I'd like to speak to the manager." "I AM THE MANAGER D;<" Hahahaha!
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Reminds me, a thing I do every now and then, If you order a pizza from Papa John's website, you can order with special instructions...
'Draw a wizard fighting a unicorn on the box'
'put a new pair of shoes on the box. Size 14.'
'Tell me how magnets work'
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my sister sometimes used to call a place like KFC and order macdonalds and vise versa.
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I've done that before... drove to McDonald's and ordered a Whopper, and thew a fit and demanded to see the manager when I didn't get one...
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i fell headfirst down a mountain today
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well. this wasn't me but one of my friends moms. She drove to a Mc D's and said 'Can I have a whopper?' they guy on the other side said 'That's Burger King.' then she said 'But I thought you're motto was 'have it your way'...' the guy said 'that's Burger King too.' and finally, she said 'Eat Fresh?' and the guy said 'That's subway'
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When I worked in Albion, there was this lady who was always stealing my lunches, which was usually McDonald's. So, one day I ripped a little off of a McDonald's bag (It had the logo on it) and taped it over the censer on her mouse, so it wouldn't work. This is one of the few time a prank didn't get the message across, she kept eating my food...
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In my literature class, I thanked the teacher for answering my question; however, I was tired, so my response was mumbled. The teacher thought I said "[removed] you" instead of "thank you."
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Hope you didn't get a detention D:
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No, just a shocked look from the teacher and ten minutes of sudden, awkward silence from the class before I explained myself XD
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In med school in Seattle Wa, for a final the class was told that the test had a front and a back. I completely forgot until I turned in the test, about the back portion of the test...I facepalmed...alot.
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At the office, I went to a workmate's computer and copy at clipboard some text... Then, I back to my computer and try to paste it...
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i walked into a glass door
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I hit my head against my desk at school, I instantly jumped up and shouted 'I WASNT SLEEPING!'
i failed.
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I woke up and tried to go for a walk, until I realized that my legs were harnessed to the bed...
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My friend said that I fell asleep with my eyes open in physics, I don't even know how that happened...... :|
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My friend said that I fell asleep with my eyes open in physics, I don't even know how that happened...... :|
i do that al the time when we're reading Romeo & Juliet. I dont remember most of the hour. XP
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My friend said that I fell asleep with my eyes open in physics, I don't even know how that happened...... :|
i do that al the time when we're reading Romeo & Juliet. I dont remember most of the hour. XP
Yeah, he just heard me snoring slightly and he tried calling my name and waving his hand in front of my face.
XD I don't even remember.
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#1: I called 'Marinarea Sauce' 'Marijuana Sauce' before.
#2: I called 'Taquitos' 'Taquila' just 5 minutes ago.
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I got fired from being a DJ once, I was volunteering on a Christian radio and it was my last day so on the last track of the day I yelled "THIS ONE GOES OUT TO MY BEST FRIEND PAUL! WOO!" I was supposed to simply say the name of the song and it's composer but adding a bit of flair to a religous radio station is wrong......... apparently. >.>
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Me and three other friends all got two detentions for running down the halls pretending we were airplanes. It was the best we had our hands out and everything ^_^ .
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When I was about 10, I shaved off one of my dad's eyebrows while he was asleep. I never saw him that mad again...
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i walked into a glass door...
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hm...lemme see, i got PLENTY of stories
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i was on the phone with my friend in me and my mates bed and the lights were out...he wanted to ask me how much sausage i wanted for dinner so he came in and i didnt see..and when i roll over i see him standing there with this HOOGE long thing in my face and i scream "OH MY GOSH THEO PUT THAT AWAY! D: !!!"
he looked at it..(it was like a foot long) and skipped out of the room pleased as hell and was like "you thought this was me...THANK YOU BABE, LOVE U!"
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i was commissioned to do a fursona art and i got all the details for it..and went RIGHT to work...the next day i posted the inked version; all seductive and sexy. so i give it to the customer and there like.. :/ uh....she looks great...but IM A GUY!
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ill post more when i think of em
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I sat in my car waiting for someone to drive me home when I realized that I had driven myself...
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*claps for Kaprika* :3
I raked my moms yard the other day and got the entire front lawn done. I then realized that I ddnt have anything to to bag it in. raked the entire pile back to the back yard.
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i was commissioned to do a fursona art and i got all the details for it..and went RIGHT to work...the next day i posted the inked version; all seductive and sexy. so i give it to the customer and there like.. :/ uh....she looks great...but IM A GUY!
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*cough cough* macid *cough cough*
I hit my knee on a park bench and said "Ow my Uter**"
You probably know the last two letters. I don't know why I said that word instead of any other, all though I think we had been exploring that part of the body that day in health.
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AT first when I read that I thought you said Uter then I'm like what the hell Daemon has an Uter. Then I saw the last few sentences.
The water down by the river felt warm today so I jumped in. Only to be greeted by a 3 foot bed of mud. I'm still washing it out. It smells awful like fur haters on a hot humid day.
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I'll try to think of some of mine -
This often happens...my friends push me slightly and I fall over...damn dyspraxia >.>
Um...once my friend was on the phone to her Mum and went "...Mum....OMG Mum...I- I LOST my phone!" She spent a good 5 mins on it until she finally calmed down and listened to what was being said "You're ON your phone!" =P
This one I hope people get...I'm from the UK though...
So I have to go on the Tube to this thing for university with my school but we have to get there ourselves. So my friends asked me "Are you going back via Kings Cross?" and I said "No.." they asked me a couple times, confused because...for those that don't know...Kings Cross is pretty much somewhere that links all the different Tube lines...so eventually they asked "How ARE you getting back?" "I go via Kings Cross St. Pancreas =3" So the facepalmed...a lot "Number one it's Kings Cross St. PANCRAS amd number two it's the SAME PLACE!" >.> Fail
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I am the best driver ever.
When I was first learning to drive, I drove my Mom's car 3 miles with the parking brake on. I wondered why it didn't have much power.
When I switched from a standard transmission to an automatic, I frequently stomped on the floorboard with my left foot looking for the clutch pedal. A few of my friends suggested I install a fake one.
At work, when I was learning to drive a forklift, I picked up a skid stacked 7 feet high with a few hundred small, light-weight plastic fans. I was driving down the aisle at full speed in reverse (necessary when you can't see over the load) when the lift started veering to the right. I turned the steering wheel to straighten the lift's path, but I turned the wrong way and slammed into a post. The fans went flying and were scattered all over the aisle. A few people stopped to help me pick them up. After they were restacked, I realized I could not wrap them because they were stacked against the mast of the forklift, and I could not move the lift because it was still backed up against the post. I tried to move the skid, but when I stopped, I hit the brake too hard, and the fans went everywhere again.
Another thing about the forklift is the directional control (forward and reverse) is a small lever on the left side of the steering column where the turn signal is on a car. So, when I left work, I got in my car, started the engine, turned on my right turn signal, revved the engine, and wondered why my car wouldn't move.
I did all that sober, and people wonder why I'm afraid to drink.
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I was watching my mum check her e-mails and she went into her spam box, saw an enlargement e-mail and muttered "Well they'll have to SEND me one first" =P
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Who ever said doing chores never hurt anyone is a lier. I was in the process of moving so had some stuff packed up in boxes a hunting arrow was sticking out of one I attempted to pick up a towel next to the box but got an arrow to the eye instead. luckily a nasty scratch on my eyelid was the only damage.(btw this was yesterday)
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My Mum told us to put out salad cream on the table
...however we have to salad cream...we only have mayonaise.
This is what she said after she realised:"I meant to say mayonaise but salad cream came out of my mouth."
...nobody realsied exactly what she'd said until my brother pointed it out...and many "My Mother is a salad cream-dispenser" jokes ensued.
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I always seem to have stupid moments when im using power tools.
I was putting up a fence at work using a nail gun, without realising I loaded it up with the wrong nails and managed to shoot a nail through the slat, the rail and into my hand which was bracing against the rail. Didnt go in too deep luckily.
I've also got a nice burn mark on my arm where it met the hot exhaust of a plate compactor when I was lifting it into the back of a van. The thing is I knew it was hot I had just used it.
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my car ran out of gas so I had to suffer today while people drove by me and pointed and laughed
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In Sociology today...we were (of course) talking about the Royal Wedding in class and about how they are trying to be a role model for values, etc
She then says "Well, I hope it ends up better than it did with Princess Diana, that was a car crash." She's a very nice teacher and she didn't mean to say this...what she MEANT was train wreck xD it was still an epic fail xP
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I was running across the backyard and I tripped over a hole in the ground and my face landed on a bullthistle plant... And I guess you can call falling asleep in the bathtub and missing the bus quite stupid as well XD