The Furry Forums
Creative Arts and Media => Creative Writing => Topic started by: Zaspher on February 03, 2011, 08:50:50 AM
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I would like to hear anyones fur jokes if they got any heres a couple funny ones I found.
You know your a furry if...
- a cop pulls you over and asks for your ID you give them your collar
- You wear your fursuit in the shower
- You've ever been caught yiping in school after sitting on your tail that isnt there
- You judge a sports game by the proformance of the mascots
- When somone calls you a S.O.B. you take it as a complement.
- You use furry MUCK as a nightlight
- You growl when your mom says to clean your room
- you own collars but your dogs dont
- you watch nature shows like most people watch sports (exp. go crocodiles)
Also whats the difference between a fur hater and a trampoline...
You take your shoes of before stomping on a trampoline
There already is a thread like that:
http://www.thefurryforum.com/forums/index.php?topic=2287.0
-iKerochu <3