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Creative Arts and Media => Roleplay => Fun RP => Topic started by: Alexei on December 04, 2010, 04:33:55 PM
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To recieve soup you must:
1. Know what you are ordering before you enter
2. Do not show intimacy in front of the soup nazi
3. Do NOT request free bread.
4. Do not be loud or obnoxious
5. Do not anger the soup nazi
6. Do not question the soup nazi's judgement
7. No shirt, no shoes, no service.
For a video tutorial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2lfZg-apSA
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Good day to you sir. May I have some bean soup please?
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Very well, 6 dollars
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Can you break a ten?
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*cashier hands you 4 dollars and bean soup*
Next!
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"Hello, sir. May I have the Lobster Bisque, please?"
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*eyes you suspiciously*
Very well, 5.50$ .
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*pulls out exact change*
"3, 4, 5, and 50 cents. Here you are, sir."
*hands it over*
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* Cashier, takes money and gives you Lobster Bisque*
NEXT!
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Yes you may, 7 Dollars.
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*cashier gives you bean soup and 3 dollars change*
NEXT!
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Eeeee...
*Attempts to talk quitely*
May I please have Primordial Soup?
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That is not on the menu!
NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!
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Sorry, I don't have my lenses in and couldn't see the menu...
*whispers under breath* how dare thee deny my request
I'll take Beef Soup.
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*looks at you in disgust*
Fine, 12 dollars.
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change for a 500?
(http://www.500dollarbill.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/500-Dollar-Bill-2.jpg)
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*Casheir gives you 488 dolars in quarters*
NEXT!
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I'll take one large turkey chili and one medium crab bisque.
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You dare steal from my shop?!?
NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!
Oh, wait, you already have soup.
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May I suggest banning them from this venue?
My I have one large turkey chili and a medium crab bisque.
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*comes out of a daylong trance*
Yes, that's 15 dollars.
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*hands 15 dollars*
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*Casher hands you a medium crab bisque, and a medium turkey chili"
NEXT!!
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*Comes back after realising I paid for a large turkey chili, and got a medium*
I'll take one small turkey chili.
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What are you doing here again?
Whatever, 3.50
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*hands $3.50, and puts the small chili into the medium chili*
Thank you.
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*looks at aoren in disgust*
NEXT!!
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umm...how about some crab bisque
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*looks at drake suspicously*
Size?
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large my good sir!
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That's 8 dollas.
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8?? but you charged that guy 5!!
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You want 5 dollar soup?
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yes please!
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NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!
COME BACK ONE MONTH!!
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one month??? that's ridiculous!!!
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*gives drake a death stare*
OUT OF MY SHOP THIS INSTANT!!!
NOW, WHO'S NEXT?!?!
SPEAK UP!!!!!!
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I'm next!
*comes in with a different hat*
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*Doesn't see through drake's disguse*
Yes, what do you want?
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large crab bisque!
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*Realises that Drake has been standing there for two days witout a response*
That's 5 dollars.
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my legs hurt from all that standing...
fine
*digs around in wallet*
I'm a bit short..
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*Stares down Drake*
Well then, you'd better get the money soon, before I kick you out of my shop!!
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how bout I...STEAL SOUP??
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HOW DARE YOU!!!!
*Chases after Drake*
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*smacks the soup nazi with a ladle*
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*Passes out cold on the ground*
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*licks up soup*
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*awakes 2 hours later to find his soup completly eaten and his shop trashed*
I'm going to close this store and move to argentina.
*Ending credits play while Newman runs home to get a big pot.*
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*gets caught in the ending credits*
nuuu
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I'd like to order some Anachronism stew please
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AnachronismStew
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There's a sign on the door that reads as follows:
The soup Nazi has moved to argentina and refuses to take part in this RP any further.
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Well luckily, I found a soup Fuhrer. Sadly he's also the grammar Fuhrer.
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*calls the soup nazi*
get back here!
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Soup Fuhrer says:
Darf ich Ihre Bestellung aufnehmen? Machen Sie es schnell oder ist es Ihnen, die vor einem Panzer Tank geschnallt werden!
(May I take your order? Make it quick or it is you will be strapped to the front of a Panzer tank!)
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*Hands the torch to the Soup Fuhrer*
Good luck!