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Creative Arts and Media => Roleplay => Fun RP => Topic started by: Jaggs on October 18, 2010, 03:00:54 AM
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Starting Setting: a bunch of furrys are geting to gather to hang and go for a relaxing sail aboard jaggsky's 50ft sailing yacht. I jaggsky am the captain/skipper of the boat which kinda puts me in charge of this whole shpeel.
*Jaggsky pulls up in his truck gets out and says to him self* today s going to be a good day *goes to back of truck opens tailgate gets the dac1 closes tailgate, puts an ear bud in turns on Led Zepp and starts walking to the ramp*
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*Akula pulled up to the dry dock, parked his car, and stepped out into the cool ocean air. He drew in a deep breathe and smelled the salty air.*
"Ahhh, I've missed the fresh sea air."
*He noticed Jaggsky getting the boat ready for sailing*
"Good morning Jagg!"
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*grunts and heves dac1 on to the deck and says to self with sarcasem* thats not heavy *sees Akula in the coner of his eye, waves and shouts* hey Aklula *starts runing to Aklula reaches him and says* how are you doing on this fine day
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*pull on into a parking spot before they all get taken in his blue chevy* *steps out with cool sunglasses* *sees Jaggsky and akula* Ahoy there Jagg and Akula.
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*sees Buddy* Hey there Buddy, we were just about to head down n' cillax aboard Oracle *points to boat at the end of the dock* wanna come with??
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:o yush! Please and thank you. wait...do you mind if I bring some salty snacks like cheese its and waffles?
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No i don't mind *rembers main in truck bed puts both paws around it lifts it onto edge of bed stabilizes sail w/ one arm* buddy can you go and grab that dock cart *points to cart with free paw*
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I can. where do you want this? *grabs the cart after a short jog*
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right side of me front of cart agenst the truck *point in general area i want it*
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*pulls it to that exact area* Like this?
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Yep perfect *puts free paw on sail rotates drops sail in cart ending with a thud* man *pants* when will thos things get lighter :P *takes cart* follo me buddy and dont forget anything :)*heads twards the dock
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*grabs my cooler of salty snacks and my cowboi hat and locks my car up*
On my way
*follows jaggsky*
and by the way, they will get lighter in the future when we have gravity guns
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*as we are walking walking down the dock* Heavy crusin' grade Dac will never ever get lighter trust me *lafs a little at that comment* almost there
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No it will not. however, we will have more stuff at our disposal to lift heavy things like those *walks casually looking into some of the shops*
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Anyways we are here *Shows off Oracle in all her beauty, lifts main out of cart puts it on deck next to the Dac1* come aboard and kinda just chill out *unlocks companion way and takes one of the sails below*
heres what i want Oracle to be baste off of for reference proposes
http://anciensbateaux.jeanneau.fr/img/photo_fiche/g1273.jpg
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:o Looks like my uncles boat.
its absolutely beautiful!
*hops aboard* where would you like this cooler of salty snacks? Dunt want anyone getting sea sick.
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*Says from down-below* Under the table in the center of the cockpit is fine for now *peeps head out of companion way after geting th Dac1 put back up forward*
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vary well, thank you
*sits the cooler there and then sits on a chair watching jaggsky prep things*
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*gets the main on boom and sckured without anything major happening walks over to Buddy sits behind one of the wheels* Buddy where in the world is Aklua??
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"Hey Jagg I brought some fishing poles and bait just in case." *Akula goes back to his car to get the fishing supplies*
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any one want music *gets up and heads for companionway gose back down and turns on radio*
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"Anything good on the radio?"
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*checks stations* it really depends. anyone got an ipod???
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"Right here!"
*pulls out iPod from pocket*
"What kind of music do you like?"
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I in to older rock i.e.: Zeppelin, The who, the stones, rush, the beetles to name a few, but ill listen to just about anything. so pick a song and give me the ipod *holds paw out of the companionway to receive ipod*
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"Alright, how about The Beach Boys?"
*hands Jagg the iPod*
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Im fine with that *takes ipod plugs it in to the radio changes the radios setting and adjusts the volume to a comfortable level heads back up* thats a little better *goes back to original seat behind the wheels* Alklua hav a seat
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"Oh thanks, Jagg!"
*sits near the edge of the boat*
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*says to Akula and Buddy* so how have you guys ben? *feels puff of wind coming across the boat looks at top of the mast a the windex looks back at Aklula and buddy with a :D and a wag* i get to show of my epic under sail undocking skillz *gets up and messes with mainsail*
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"I've been pretty goo. Lately I've been stressed over school, what with all the tests and studying I have to do. This sailing is exactly what I need."
*He puts his hands behind his head, and takes a deep breath*
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*puts halyard on main* sailing can be verry relaxing indeed but then theres raceing which is a completly different story *pulls main up two feet takes slack out of the halie, rests upper body on boom faceing Akula* evan tho thats what Oracle was built for
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*says to Akula and Buddy* so how have you guys ben? *feels puff of wind coming across the boat looks at top of the mast a the windex looks back at Aklula and buddy with a :D and a wag* i get to show of my epic under sail undocking skillz *gets up and messes with mainsail*
I am good. Just cruisin around. partyin every step of the way
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Thats good to here. me im fine and happy to have company abord after race day/week clean up is somthing i usually do by myself
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I love being company
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lets wate here for a few mor mins and see if any mor people show. then will get reddy to cast off k
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alrighty then. I guess now would be a good time to use teh facilities so ill be right back
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*gose below to turn on sailing instruments and other electronics and prep diesel*
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*knocks on the floor looking for you*
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Im down here you can come down if you want, oh and pass down that cooler thats under the table *moves so his fase is visibal in the companionway*
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*pulls the cooler down and hops down* Alright so what is our destination? and where do you want this?
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ill put away that cooler away *takes cooler from buddy and puts it away and shows him were he put it* as far as destination is concerned i want to get out the channel first *goes to duble check every thing down below*
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I see. well I am good to go anywhere. Just have to fold my car up. *heads back to my car as it started folding into a pocket sized cube*
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ok then *rembers he for got to lock his truck and gose off to tend to it*
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*prepares the fishing bait while singing along to the Beach Boys*
(singing) "Well east coast girls are hip I really dig those styles they wear, and the northern girls with they way they talk, they knock me out when I'm down there..."
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*gets back abord oracle* hey Akula *thinks for a moment, checks wind speed reading and turns to walks to boom take off the sail ties and wates for buddy to return be for continuing*
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*rushes back out of breath with blue stuff on his face* Sorry I took so long. There was a smoothie stand giving away a free smoothie if you beat the vendor at gold fish. *sits down on the boat panting*
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tis ook buddy *takes his que jumps down uncleats main sheet rushes back to mast and starts to pull up the main* guys get reddy we is leavin real soon *grunts in last effort to get sail all the way up, sail luffs drowning out the music*
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*wipes face clean* alright, need help with anything?
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not as of yet *walks quickily over to engines ignition and turns it on* ok now buddy follow me but stay on the boat *hops on to dock unties the stern line and hands it to buddy* wat i want you to do is to take the ones i throw on to the boat and stow them down below cuzz wen my back paw leaves the surface im goin strate to the sheet and the helm then when your ddone with that youll take the sheet gots it.
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Yes sir, I have it. *takes the rope and stows it below as ordered*
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*swiftly dose the other two unties the last one and holds it with great effort* here we go *pushes off the dock pulls dock line abord and rushes to helm/throttle control. puts engin in gear steers boat twards the exit of the basin and trims main a cordingly, rembers to turn engin off and turns it off* that better
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*takes the other two and stows them*
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*holds out the tail of the sheet* here take this and start trimming
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vary well. *begins trimming*
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*takes in view* man this scenery will never get old *looks over shoulder and picks his destination* well buddy i think i found the perfect hang out *points to a island in the distance*
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Indeed we have
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ok then *turns boat in the direction of the island* this could take a wile so get comfortable Buddy and Akula *relaxes him self*
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I was gonna say road trip but instead, I say Boat trip! ^.^
*touches the water*
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Indeed it is Buddy indeed it is
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hmm...*splashes jaggsky and akula* :P
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Hey! *splashes buddy back*
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I shoulda brought muh squirt guns ^_^
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I might have some aboard... *stops mid sentence and thinks for a second* Darrnn iiit! *pawface* I left them in me truck
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darn. Akula, did you bring any?
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You know, I think forgot to grab them yes I did! *pulls out Super Soaker and spray both of them*
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(no not at all just make something up as too how you got on the boat)
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(btw were on a 50ft sailing yacht called Oracle)
*sees Darkness in his periphery* Hey Darkness come sit and chill
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I got Oracle in 08 after the 32nd America's Cup and turned her in to a racer-cruiser
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Me and my crew got home from Block Island race week a couple of days a go that was a pretty epic week
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was really close between us and Celebration(II) but we beat them by a couple of points those kids have been getting better every year we think that they'll beat us next year.
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Thats great Dakness and i wish you luck
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anyways moving on
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There *points to island, which the angle has changed to the boat* wow i kinda got distracted there for a second *points bow towards the island* thats better
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You know, I think forgot to grab them yes I did! *pulls out Super Soaker and spray both of them*
Ahh no way!
hai darkness! I thought I heard some snoring somewhere. Hahaha jkjk hows it?
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*taps claw on hollow carbon-fiber weal to the beat of the song thats currently stuck in his head*
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*hums the oblivion theme song*
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I am good to go every where. thanks
Post Merge: October 26, 2010, 10:09:02 PM
I forgot to ask, Jaggsky, how old is this awesome boat you have?
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She is an America's cup contender from 07 so around 3 yrs
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Now I feel special being aboard this
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evan thow we dident take the cup back
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Its all good. Good boat you have
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Fast boat i has *looks at knot meter it reads 8.8 knots* see *pionts to knot meter on mast*
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I am no good with boat speed. is that fast?
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well 8.8 knots=about 10 mph which for a sailer in general is pretty fast, but this boat has the ability easily double that number
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:o Cools!
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*looks for island relocates it and readjusts his course* well it looks like were ruffly a half n' hour forty-five away *smiles :D*
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Cool cool....did anyone pack a picnic?
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*thinks a moment* there might be some stuff in the galley Ill check after we get there and ive got the hook (anchor) set, plan B is to see who's there and raft up and to see wat they got
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works either way
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in a nut shell ya it dose
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Yup yup n yup
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but agene we'll get food some how that island is a pretty popular hang out for boaters so ya.
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Boatsters are every where *said as he was looking at the island through binoculars*
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lets see if the sea scouts are out today because they should be *hales Celebration over VHF to see where they are*
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Are they the ones with or with out the lights on there boats
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*back from radio conversation* there scouts they shuldent have there lights on and there coming up from astern *takes sheet and lets main out a little to try to slow the boat down*
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Oh my
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Oh my what??
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I think what your saying is that you were speeding. I am not sure. sorry.
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me.. speeding.. now.. no, out here there is no speed limit, i letting them catch up to me. *look aft for a moment and sees pink spinnaker slowly get bigger* just to clarify things a little
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um...you sound nervous. are you ok?
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im totally OK, sorry if sounds that way *looks back at the growing pink spinnaker and gets some what competitive* nows a good time to challenge them a little *trims the main back in and says to the sea scout skipper over the radio got er goin as fast as i can with main only see if you guys can catch up to me*
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Woot! competition
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Yeps its a unofficial race to the island
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cool cool! lets win
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Ill try my hardest *look back every other min or so to where they are*
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Uh...your coming on that island a little fast and theres a rock in your path.
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* changes course away from island and rock* that better *turns engine on and luffs the mainsail in preparation*
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cool cool
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*Puts boat on a safe heading and turns on the auto-helm drops the main* get reddy for arrival people we is almost there
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*yawns* sorry, didn't sleep much last night. anyway, I am excited cause I have never been to this particular island.
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*stumbles drunkenly out of the ship's cabin*
whazzat...what's going on...did you know there's an open fridge here??
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*heres Drakefox* hey there Drakefox! are there any others down there??
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I-i'm pretty sure there are...had too much to drink to be sure...
*flops to the ground*
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well then ok
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*sobers up*
what's going on? what'd I miss...
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Right now were wating that boat over there with the big pink sail up to reach us *points to the boat he's talking about* then were going to try to find a clearing in the cove of that island *points to island* so we can anchor and raft the two boats to gether and chill.
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okay sounds good....say who's driving this boat?
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Me *rembers auto-helm and scampers to turn it off*
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*feels useless and goes back to see if there's any more beer*
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Drake you can tell me if you want to drive. there's a second wheel that i can let you use*points to the other wheel*
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*wags tail*
of course! I'm only...*checks breathalyzer* a bit over the legal limit!
*takes the wheel*
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Just keep in mind I can and will take over if need be *Puts one paw loosely on his wheel just in case*
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*whines*
fine I can do this!!!
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two captins, one boat. Must be a good place to be when out on the sea
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*peers out at the ocean*
where is the land??
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You should see a largeish island to your left Drake
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!!! let's land there!!! right now!!!
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We were kinda going to do that any ways, but ok
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oh really....I must still be pretty drunk then...
*swings wheel towards island*
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you were down below when we picked our destination :)
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*boat bumps against the shoreline*
oh we're there already?? drinks all around!!
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No, that was probably me falling over from a sudden jolt in the turning of this boat
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yes yes we all know that canine's (dogs specifically) can't stand up in moving vehicles
oh right....
*falls down*
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ive been trained to but that took me by surprise
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when do we reach shore? we're out of schnapps
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well...at our current speed and trajectory, I would say...oh..about 95 seconds
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*is too busy playing with his tail*
95 seconds? that should be about...now
*falls over with the slam against the beach*
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*is shaken by the jolt* Ill be back in a minute *dives under the water to check the condition of the the keel*
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boy he's been under that water for a long time..
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*surfaces* well the bottom two feet of the keel is in the sand, looks like the haul out time will be increased a bit.
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*paws frantically at the keel*
it's no use and my fur is getting wet..
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*climes aboard gose to the wheel backs out of situation and drives the boat to the preferred anchorage spot anchors, and gose down bleo to get his scuba gear* guys now that were in deeper water im gunna do a better damage report it'll take me a little wile *walks back to swim platform puts fins on and hops back in*
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damage report? aw, what am I supposed to do now....
*searches for a fridge*
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*under water he finds that the bit that was in the sand needs repare at some point sees another hull and keel come up along side Oracle and heads for the surface head brakes waters surface and says to the skipper of the other boat* hey skipp hows it going *wile climbing up the swim ladder*
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*leaps onto other boat*
what are we all talking about?
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me and the skipp of celebration were guuna discuss B.Island race week *takes off tank, mask, and fins and places them in the cockpit* you can try to floow our conversation or fell free to intermingle with any of the crew aboard celebration *the other skipp nodds in agnolagment of my comment*
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oh okay!
*turns to crewman* you guys have any liquor on this boat?
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naw, not a fan of that stuff.
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alrighty then. what do you wanna do while the others talk?
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*talking to celebrations skipper about the race week, once in awhile they point to the riggs of the two boats*
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*points to island*
can we explore there at all??
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*removed from conversation hes haveing* ya shure take the dingy thats tied to Oracle just dont magorly hurt your selfes *returning to his initial conversation* where were we, oh ya your spinn halye could have been used more I think...
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*jumps into the dinghy and heads for shore and lands on a pearly white beach*
hmm...nobody's here...
*a bunch of feral foxes approach...are they friendly?*
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*swims ashore* hmmm...I dunno.
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here maybe if we feed them a little something...
*pulls out a bit of pancake and drops it*
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*finishes his conversation abord the raft up and swims to the island* so hows expl...*the word exploring trails off as he notices the situation* guys what did you do
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nothinggg it just sort of happened..what should we do captain???
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Ok then, and i sugest that nows a good time to RRUUNNN!!! *starts runing in opposite direction of the feral Foxes hopeing that they wont pursue us8
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*stares in confusion* *pulls some food I left in my pocket and tosses it to the foxehs and starts calmly walking after jaggsky*
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*zooms off after jagg and wolfy. They arrive at a waterfall*
*pants*
are they following??
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yes they did folow us and i have a suoition to why
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What's your solution???
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(sorry bout my half post, bell rang is i was tipein my reply lol :P)
mabe they some how thought you are there leader or they like you
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(haha I too am at school)
maybe they do!
*walks up to them authoritavely*
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(in that period i managed to super lag my comp with furriness! had TFF, a inventor part file devoted to jaggsky(main contributer to the lag issue), and my actual work that i used to mask the other two windows open. took the tower forever to lode things, any ways geting back to the RP)
be careful now
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(I'm just using my iPhone:))
okay...hold on... All of you stop being hostile!
*they drop to their haunches in submission*
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(luckys)
*:o in amazement* hey it worked :D
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(now I gotta jump in the car and get my mom a bday card:P)
okay...they're still here what should I do..
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think of a way to get them to go away for a little wile
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Listen guys...we need a little time to ourselves...why don't you go erect a statue of me or something?
*they all nod and scamper off*
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ok then that works *sees a little lake runs to it and hops in* darn i forgot to change out of my wetsuit, oh well
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pfft wetsuit, of course there are those of us who don't wear clothes!
*dives in*
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*flies along from above*
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*floating on top of the water, looks up*
OHMYGOD. nobody told me there were dragons on this island!!!
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*tilts head and looks down at Drake in the water*
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*uncertainly*
can it talk?
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*swings from a long rope and pounces onto nyys back*
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*looks up*
wolfy!! where'd you get that rope!
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*yells down* I found it in a tree and it was furfect cause now I can huggle this dragon till she finds me
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*cheers but looks up, the sky is getting cloudier*
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naw, thats muh fur going all over the place. haha jkjk *turns over* ah...maybe a little
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*hurricane force winds start to blow*
HOLY CRAAAAAP
Post Merge: November 02, 2010, 01:32:49 PM
*gets picked up by the wind*
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*runs around trying to find a relly big tree* Nuu
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*slammed into tree by wind*
what nowww!
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*runs to the tree that Drakes on and digs his claws in deep* i relly hope that this tree dosent get up rooted by the storm
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*it does*
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*flying in the air, wishing he had big dragon wings so he could get out of this mess* help mee
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*hangs on to nyys back and hope she gets on so she can control her flying*
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*the wind blows for some time and deposits our heroes in an empty meadow*
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*falls off nyy and into a near by lake*
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*falls to earth* yays for soft ladings
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ughhh where are we...
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i donno, but i hope were still on the island
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where's the boat???
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:o uhhh *runs to serch for Oracle*
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crap the shore is nowhere near here!!
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*walks up to drake and jaggsky soaked in water* I believe it is south of our current location
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the boat or the shore line??
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well..the shore line at least. I know south has the closest shore line. Before I fell, I think I saw the boat north east of here. but it seems all the other boaters left already.
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*pawface* well lets go follow that shoreline east and get back to Oracle
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mmm I am thinkin we should go south furst. east and west are about the same distance and north is far. South is the closest and has less chance of running into a wild thang.
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thats what i was trying to say, but yes lets do that *starts walking in a southerly driection*
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mmm are you sure thats south?
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im going the way you came from
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that way is a lake. it might be south but I am not sure
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that dosent help much, point in the direction you saw the boat when you were in the air, if you rember.
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*facepalm*
where are we..
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behind the big mountain in the middle *points tward the big mountain*
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Buddywolf, was it nere this body of land that were are curntly on *points at the ground*
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well...if it was the big thing in the water, yush. But...I didn't see the land we came from so...I hope you know where that is.
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*anthro fox gunman sneaks up from behind the group and puts a gun up to my head*
gunman: I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! where's my bleeding money!!
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*starteld by the gunman* Wat in the world are you talkin bout
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*scared*
look man be cool be cool...what money????
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ah, the one I was expecting. your money is in the old worn boat being held down by rocks in the west
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old worn boat??? what are you talking about???
(are you bluffing???)
gunman: ...yesss...perhaps that's it
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*this could get very interesting*
(either of you guys on AIM??)
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(nah man, but I am on skype and Yahoo Messenger)
*takes the lead*
okay buddy I'll take you to the boat....
*they begin to walk to the west beach*
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oh...oki. lator guys. I am going to the boat too.
(I use msn messenger)
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*they approach the western rocks*
okay....jeez buddywolf where is that boat?? what's your plan now??
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its over there sinking. your cash is in the chest
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*the gunman pushes me up to the shore and searches the water with his eyes.*
*and Drake...STRIKES!!*
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(you guys wana use the IRC chat thingy on TFF)
*great now wat, spots a pole sticking above the tree line, Yes yes yes* way to go Drake:)
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*steals the gun from the gunman as drake was striking* Your clear
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*grabs pole and swings it around to slam the gunman on the head*
(I guess so)
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Great job Drake!! and even better news ive spoted the boats mast over the tree line
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*looks at gunman's unconscious form*
what are we gonna do with him?
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I knows! *brakes gun then starts berrying him in sand*
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*cocks ear*
hey do you guys hear horses...
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I vagly do as well *moves ear to get a better lision*
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quickly! back in the forest!
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*a gang of horsemen ride onto the shore*
oh if it's not one thing it's something else what's going on here??
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*runs for cover with buddy and drake* i donno this is verry strange and somewhat surreal
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This does not smell like the forest
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Humm interesting
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The ground feels rocky and it's dark...where are we?
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*looks around* well it looks like were in a cave *gulps* hopefully nothings living in here
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*hears people outside*
well the only way to go is through the cave...
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gess so
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I think I still have a bit of glowing paint
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ok good, now on wards
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*splatters paint on the entire group*
okay let's go!
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*checks self* that works. any body want to lead *itches nose*
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I'll do it!
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Ok then
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*leads the group forward into the cave and they reach a huge underground lake with a diamond ceiling*
whoahhh
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*looks up* :o shiny :D
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should we take some of this crystal? I mean...it looks pricey!
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good idea drake. how we sposta reach it :?
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do you still have that flare I gave you? we could blast at it!
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uhh flare *checks person* musta dropt it some wares
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do I have to do everything here?
*fires flare into the ceiling and pieces of crystal fall down*
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you don't *gatheers fallen cristal* im sorry if i made you feel that way
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that's much better...
I wonder who this crystal belongs to?
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I donno *points to the crystal he collected* but this is ours now
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*pricks ear*
I think I can hear someone coming..
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Hmm you wana run yet?
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hell yes, grab the crystals and let's high tail it through that tunnel over there!
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*grabs asmany cristals as he can before runing* ouch there sharp, be careful bout them *runs towards the tunnel*
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*they emerge on a seashore*
look! I think those are the boats!
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*blinded by the light for a second* Boats, safety *scans for there's*
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I think the horsemen are behind us!
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Dang it *stomps footpaw in the sand*
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*launches another flare into the oncoming horsemen*
SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE
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*dives for the water and trys to see if he can find his boat from the surface of the water*
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*does the foxpaddle frantically*
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Must find boat, must find boat
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*bumps head against boat's hull*
by my aching head I deduce that it is over...here
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*Swims to drake* lets rest down below for a wile *gets aboard the boat*
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jagg my plans on this boat involve a four foot long joint and a bottle of scotch, lets hop to it
*rushes into cabin*
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*Swims in the water and tilts head at the two* What happened?
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*slurs speech* oh you wouldn't believe it Nyyr...this island has feral foxes, gunmen, horsemen...the works! let's get out of here!
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ya what he said *gets boat ready for a quick departure, once there away from that island* you guys wanna try another island or stay out here for a wile?
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*passes scotch bottle to jagg*
I hear there's an island with a village nearby
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*takes bottle has a sip and gives the bottle back to drake* that sounds interesting *takes a better look at the boat* hmm. Speedboat, this could be fun *guns the engines*
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*slips on paws and falls on the ground*
urrrghhh....speed up
*takes another shot*
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*climbs aboard before it gets too fast* Ok, there's a few traps for them
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when should we get there?
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goin as fast as i can, hold on*looks at throttle controls and pushes them down a little more* now we is flying. um i dont care when we get there but now i got control over that factor :)
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*takes a drink*
I think I see land
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ok wanna check that out *slows boat so engine noise is reduced*
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Did you ever do your repairs on this vessel?
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uhmm...that was....my job....and....crap I forgot to do it..
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speedboat engines are loud anyways and boats not mine, i kinda...maybe...umm..stole it, what was i spost to do, we were being and my chased gta instincts kicked in
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*jumps out of boat and bonks his head on a sandy beach*
OW! where did this come from?
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well then where is your boat?
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back there *points at the island thay came from*
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ahh left muh folded up car on it... are we going back for your boat?
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*looks up*
hey! there's a village! and possibly with a tavern!
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of course we are just not now if that's ok
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*jumps up and down pointing at the village*
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Yes drake i sees the village *walks over to drake*
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*leads the group excitedly into the village square*
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*sees something that looks like a drum makeing shop* see you guys in a bit *walks into shop*
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typical Jagg...
*heads for tavern*
any of you blokes with me?
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*gets bored quickly and saunters over to the tavern*
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*orders a beer*
I'm still a little wasted..
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*wonders off in another direction in the town*
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*walks up to bartender*
so what's the town's news?
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*Sees drake, pawfaces and says in head why, drake why. walks up to the bar and orders a coke then makes his way over to drake*
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*loads a bong and sees Jagg looking*
*quickly hides it!*
...so then!
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*walks up behind jagg and drake* hey guys!
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oh screw it
*pulls out a pipe*
so let's see if anyone around here has anything interesting to say
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*Drake will pass out before we leave i know it*
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*tilts back and forth*
no...thats a dirty lie...
*walks up to a stranger*
hey what's that map you have there?
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Well...I don't think the surfer dude will offer a board to drake now but...you guys wanna go surfing? I got a discount ^_^
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a discount? awesomesauce, hook me up with one!
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shure why not
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Follow me.
*we walk to a surfers paradise shop*
Nick, I have returned! :3 and now I can do the discount thing
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*takes a shot*
I'm only...a bit over the legal limit..oh and are foxes allowed to ride?
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[nick] vary well, you may all need to suit up. anyone need a tutorial? and yes, foxes are allowed. thats why the sign said everything but fish may surf.
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sorry nick my friend, I go naked, I've always gone naked, surf's up!
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*takes a board* define the word suit nick
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*sneaks another shot in from under his board*
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[Nick] that will cost extra then.
Ive got this guys, choose a board.
*pays nick his moneh*
[Nick] have a good time out there. Oh and, by suit, I mean attaching the ankle bracelet to your ankle and not your neck. We are not responsible for injury.
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*yips in excitement and runs for the waves*
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oh ok gots it nick *walks with his board to the outside*
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*gets soaked and starts swimming out*
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*walks next to jaggsky* this will be fun
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oh yes it will *takes a deep breath and starts starts walking to the waters edge*
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*catches a huge wave*
YEAHHHH!!!
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*rushes into the water*
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*splats headfirst onto the beach*
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*noses Drake* Chu alright?
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murrr...I'm fine...
but I think that hangover's begun..
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o.O do you need any help?
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no no...I'm good
*rushes back into the waves*
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*surfs on the next big wave*
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*sit in water watching drake when a wave comes* WOO HOO! this is amazing *thrusts fist in to the air*
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*sits in the water next to Jag*
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*sees another wave, surfs wave goes too long and lands almost head first on the beach* I ment to do that *picks up board and runs back too the water* all in favor that this island is waayy better than the other one say I
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hey is it just me or does that wave look extra huge to you guys..
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*turns to look at wave *Ohh Myy Godd :o
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*tries in vain to dig a hole in the sand to hide in*
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*runs for high ground*
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*follows close behind as the wave slams into the beach*
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*runs faster almost sprinting* hurry up drake
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*Watches them*
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this ones narly! *swims out to the huge wave*
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it's covering the whole island!! help us nyyr!!
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Help with what???? :o
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how bout not drowning for starters!
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*Slides into the water and grabs onto Drakefox*
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okay that's better...damn wheres the boat??
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*looks around* I do not know
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well we're stuck over open ocean!
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I can fly us out
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*shouts* what about me Nyyr *waves arms in distress*
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*grabs jag in her other paw* you alright?
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i may have symptoms of the first stage of hypothermia other than that im fine
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oh Jagg *wraps tail around jagg*
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what is up with these islands? well now were safe.
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*swims toward an island*
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another island??? bloody hell
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wonder what this ones gunna be like??
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How many are there? :o
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this one seems to have a mountain range
do you think it's a mainland?
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I hope to god it's the mainland
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ooh! Nyyr keeps a sandwich in her pocket!!
*noms*
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Well it look like from here that this may be the end of our suffering or it could be another island of hell, we'll see soon.
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the good news? I saved a bottle from that tavern...well lifted it but still
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Evan better *smiles*
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*drives up in a boat next to the swimmers* ahoy there, anyone tired of the water?
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you found it wolfy!!!
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ahh naw, the wave brought me back to jaggskys boat and so I simply brought it here. Oh jagg, you need to remember your keys
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*pulls out keys*
sorry that was my bad, I was gonna hock them for booze
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:? I don't think those keys will work
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oh god....I've been fooled
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sooo....you hopin in? and jagg, I kinda need your boating skillz. I dunno how to park
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oh can't be that hard! *takes the wheel*
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uh....well I think a pro like jagg should take the wheel cause...well...hes the captain after all
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captain my arse! I can do it!!
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No drake *gets aboard boat and pushes drake off the wheel* remember what you did the last time i let you drive
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I made us fly?
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*pawface* no drake, you ran me boat aground rember
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So I DID make it fly
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in a way yes drake you did
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So what do we do?
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*spots an empty dock space* Land ahead wana check that land mass out thats in front of us?
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I guess so, we can scale those mountains, is anyone here a climbing animal?
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What do you mean by animal drake
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Anthro... I meant sorry jagg
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Moving on then. So we is docking there then?
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Sure yeah, we're out of booze anyways
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Ok then*docks boat and hops on to the dock* what hell do you think we'll get here?
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seems abandoned to me
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*looks around* could we finally have peace Drake?!
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brr it's chilly here, thank god I have fur
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Same here
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Well..this island is not abandoned. it has a dock so there's evidence of either anthro life, immortal life, or organic life.
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this time I'm prepared
*pulls out a pistol from the boat's locker*
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uh...well...I am sorry, I sorta...shot all the ammo out at sea out of boredom but I guess you could hit things with that pistol
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*pulls out ammo*
I was prepared for that
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oh ok...well..hold your fire till we know if what ever we deal with is hostel or friendly
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I'MMA PACKIN' HEAT WOLFY!!!
....yessiree
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Heat of the moment. *steps off the boat* now....wait..this place has a familiar smell to me *snifs* not sure what it was but I think it was something bad...or was it food? maybe it was bad food... I dunno but lets explore!
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okay...I'm nervous now
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I was here with a squad of wolves long ago to slay a dragon who was corrupted. However, age killed the dragon and we were stuck cleaning up its corpse. All I know is, stay on the path! The forest has many many traps and this is probably still an active volcano.
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"that's no moon, that's a space station!"
oh wait what I meant to say was...
"that's no volcano that's a dragon!!!...maybe"
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No, that's a volcano. A dragon that size would not fit on this island
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oh good!
*whispers to self*
or a really small dragon..
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volcano you say...interesting
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*sniffs the air*
I'm worried...
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if we mountain clime were not going up the volcano
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that may be our only route...look at those other passes!
*points at the passes*
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Humm if we have to, ok
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I have nature's climbing equipment...claws
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Same what bout ropes??
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ha! ropes...
*flexes claws*
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ok then drake *grabs line from boat for him self and a rigging knife*
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*sharpens claws on a stone*
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*throws knife at a tree hits it in the center walks over to it pulls the knife out of the tree checks the blade then walks over to the stone that drakes using to make the blade and tip sharper* so hows the claw sharpening going for ya drake?
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*leaps onto cliff face and scales it with ease*
it's going GREAT!!
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*folds the knife and puts it in his pocket* wait for me drake *starts rapidly climing cliff to catch up with drake*
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*pants excitedly as he climbs towards the volcano's top*
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*slows his climbing rate partly cus hes reached drake and also hes a little winded at this point* feww *looks up* this is gunna take a little wile me thinks
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*climbs up faster because he's hyper*
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*howd drake get soo hyper* waits for me *pants*
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*wags tail*
I have no idea!!!!
*waits*
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*caches up with the drake* thanks bud
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whiskey? *offers bottle*
let's keep on going!
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relly drake, you think nows a good time to be doing that
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It acts as a pick me up jagg!
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mabe ill have one or two sipps*ponders this*
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one sip plz
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*takes bottel from drake and gives it to buddy*
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thanks bro. cheers! *takes a sip* Ok now, off to...where ever we are
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(fyi buddy were climing up the side of a volcano, drakes idea)
*takes bottel back from buddy has a sip* i feel much beter now
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(ah still on this island? great. I thought we left)
alrighty, onward to the top. Oh, and be quiet. rock falls are quite common here
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(this is a new one with new problems that we havent found yet)
ok then buddy
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(naw, m reading the sign)
*whispers* onward
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*continues to clime*
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*climbs with drake passed out on my back* teh silly fox
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when is he ever gonna learn
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*comes to*
wha...wha... talking about me behind my proverbial back??
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no we were talking about another completely different fox that me and buddy are friends with
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THERE'S ANOTHER FOX????
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not here but some where else
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but I'm the main fox of the cast still right right right???
*looks up*
falling rock!
ahaha just kidding! that whiskey's going to my head...*swoons*
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yes you are drake dont worry bout it.
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when are we getting to the top?
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Uhh *looks up* in a little bit
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okay here we are at the top!!!
-
*looks down the hole in the volcano* bubbly red lava
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it was the only way to get up there jagg...
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why is the lava getting closer and hotter.. Humm mabey wee.. should RRUUNNNN!!!
-
an active volcano just my luck...
*takes a shot*
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come on drake *sprints down the other side of the volcano*
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f my life....
*follows*
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i almost feel the same way bout the situation
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*cuts and runs away from the lava down the other side of the volcano*
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*wherd drake go. dont care, must get self out of situation*
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Drake's right here! follow me!!
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*hears drake and runs to the voice* im coming drake
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slide down the mountain!!!
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*slides over to drake* hey, how you taking this
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pretty...well
we're still sliding you know!
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ya no hangups or anything, this is actually not as bad as i thought it was gunna be
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*smacks into a cliff face*
way to jinx us..
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ya leave it to me to do that *barely avoids the cliff face but runs into another one* ok now is not the time to play the blame game. lets just get the heck outa here!
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*mutters to self*
where do we go???
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left! go left
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why left????
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it think we should go right
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well decide quick, the lava's on its way!
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well, left is the elevator down and right is the rocky way down. Though, the lava would catch up to the elevator faster so I am thinking...forward sense right seems to be really steep
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forward leads us into the deeper mountains but okay!
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Just a moment! if we can jump onto that wire up there, we can use these belts I brought for who knows why and slide our way out
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where does the wire lead? into the mountains?
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it looks like it leads to that wooden tower way over there and then another set into the mountains. we could go to that tower so we get further from the lava and jump down if you like. Whos up for trying this?
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I've had a bit (obviously) to drink but I'm up for anything
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if it will save our tails ya definitely
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*hands you two a belt* alright, here we go! *jumps up and out, wraps belt around wire quickly and starts hang gliding*
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*looks back nervously*
the lava's coming...
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*throws the belt over the wire grabs it and follows after buddy* im comeing
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*follows jaggsky*
yeesh that lava...
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it be nice if it wernt so hot and burn stuffie
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*lands on the tower* ah nice *walks to the side waiting for the others*
-
look! the lava's pooling into that valley!
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ausom *reaches tower and joins buddy*
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*reaches tower*
and not a moment too soon it looks like the wire is collapsing
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be glad it wasent longer
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let's go those forests over there!
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and not the meadow over there
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fine have it your way jagg!
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but nows theres options and i never said that we HAD to go that way
-
there are places to sleep in that meadow let's gooo
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Lets go somewhere. the lava is catching up rather fast. Im thinking the beach where the boat is is a good place to go
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*shakes head*
can't do that, blocked off by lava
-
then lets go the other way and then swim around
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*ponders that thought* that could work *ponders some more*
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I think we might be forced through those mountains
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no more moutans
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says you!
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well, if we are gonna do something, its time now or we will be trapped.
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make a decision somebody!
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CLIME people CLIME*runs to a smallish moutan and starts to clime it*
-
*leaps on Jagg's back*
let's go!!!
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im not takeing passngers*pushes drake off*
-
fiiiiiine
*puts on climbing equipment*
-
more mountains? vary well
*takes the conveniently placed jet pack on the tower that jagg and drake over looked*
-
*climbs for his furry life*
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cheater *sprouts wings* this works
-
a flying jaguar :o Cool!
-
*hangs onto jagg*
fly me!!
-
*flys drake and his self to the top of the moutan and waits for buddy* great view
-
very good view of that smoking volcano
-
im talkin bout every thing else, but ok
-
yes of course!!
-
as much as i like to sit here, i wanna to gett the heck outa here
-
why should we do that?
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actually lets rest here awile it looks safe
-
okay looks very safe!
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(lets wait for buddy cus i got nothing else to say)
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uhmm...do you feel the ground shaking?
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uhh yes why
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and those cracks appearing in the ground...
-
now the natural forces are angst us thats just great *crack works its way up the mountain and jaggsky gets ready to take off*
-
*watches crack*
what have we done now...
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I have no clew, hop on drake
-
what, the boat? but tsunamis!!!
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no me back sorry for not clearing that up but we need to get to the boat tho
-
*leaps onto jagg's back*
GIDDYUP!!
-
*takes off with drake on his back and heads for the safety of his boat*
-
*looks back and screams*
-
*ears twich from sound increse*
-
*takes out some nachos and watches the earthquake*
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*smells the nchos* can i have some
-
*pours hot sauce on nachos*
surrre
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*takes some nachos* nom nom nom
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*runs and eats simultaneously*
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*reaches boat and hops aboard*
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*looks*
ANOTHER TSUNAMI
-
:S that is a physical impossibility
-
well there WAS an earthquake
-
This has to be controlled some how. All these convenient desasters are...yeah
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none of this is my fault!!
*hides belowdecks*
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I blame nibbles *unties boat and is rushed to get over the wave before it gets too big*
-
*freaks out and drops a bottle of scotch*
-
*heres a glass bottle hit the floor* drake what was that!!?
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Uhmmm...*sweeps away pieces quickly*
nothing..
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of course you didn't drake. hold on *guns engines to clear the wave before it grows any bigger*
-
*hops in as the boat departs* Again, almost left. I think ima be drakes wolf hat on teh next place
-
Oooooh I get a wolf hat??
-
yush! Or jaggsky does. Depends who I choose at the next place we go to
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choose drakey!!! choose drakey!!
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ill choose lator. right now, I need some water thats drinkable
-
*hands you scotch bottle*
that's all we have
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:/ mmm Ill jus use teh ocean
-
fine
*takes a drink* mmmm tasty tasty
-
M not that heavy of a drinker, sorry *bends over the boat and drinks some sea water* Salty but quenched my thirst
-
*turns green under his fur*
I'm sure of it
-
*hugs drake* your not sick are you? Thought you should know that surfers like meh are use to the taste from our sick wipe outs
-
*drinks*
not THAT sick
-
buddy i always have water bottles in the fridge
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jolly good jaggsky I could use one in about ten seconds
-
ook then drake
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Just...sail on
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Ok soo what do you guys want to do now? lazly drift in the middle of the sound or find another island.
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I do enjoy the middle of the ocean!
-
so middle of the ocean it is then.*points boat away from all land masses*
-
I hope we have enough food...
*checks food stores and comes out looking disappointed*
we have...enough *looks hungrily at jaggsky*
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*wonders why drake is looking at him like that* well if a lack of food is a problem we can go to a near by port to pick some up if you want to.
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and the tv just broke...
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drake what did you do?!! any ways that will have to wait.
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I did nothing! it was all....a ghost! that's right!
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Any ways were here and looks like wee not gunna run into any land any time soon
-
the saltwater....hurts...
-
Saltwater hurts??? o.O
-
do you have a cut some where cus thats the only way i can think salt water would bring any sort of pain to a person
-
(I have no idea what I was thinking when I posted that, I was focused on an English essay)
maybe..I drank it?
-
well in that case go get a water bottle from the fridge, and no alcohol i will hear the glass so you cant get away with it
-
*slips scotch into glass*
-
*hear faint tinkling of glass* DRAKE what did i just say
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*puts a few drops of scotch into his glass and quickly puts it back*
nothiiiinnng
-
*watches drake amusingly* :P
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are you spying on me wolfy!!
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ok drake plese have half of a water bottle, then bring the scotch to share
-
I feel like someone's watching us...
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I am watching you two argue over scotch. and drake, yea left Jaggsky's fridge open. and thanks for the water jaggsky
-
sorry jagg's fridge...
-
*watches jagg do his boating stuff*
-
*lays lazily behind wheel*
-
*looks over the boat and pokes the water*
-
*heres a little splashing looks over and dismisses the sound after seeing is coming from buddy*
(FYI: Crazy but as of right now were in the middle of an ocean so change your plans accordingly :))
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*lazily dips foot into the water*
-
(its ok it would get really confusing if you didn't)
*taps wheel with pointer claw*
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*splashes drake* :P
-
hey!
*pulls out squirt gun*
bring it on wolfy!
-
*pulls out a squirt gun* this is squirt gun war!!!
-
*lugs out fire hose*
oh it's on
-
hey no fair *squirts drake rapidly but its no use*
-
*pushes jaggsky back with sheer force of water*
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:o I didn't know this boat had a fire hose...* pulls out the super soaker mark VI*
-
*turns hose towards buddywolf*
I am the king of the water fight!!
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i didn't know that ether buddy*pulls out a super soaker as well evan tho it wont do much to help*
-
*laughs maniacally*
-
*also pulls out an energy shield and blocks drakes water* and you should know that I am an inventor. I have blue shoes ^_^
-
*pulls out a large pipe to redirect the water coming from drakes hose*
-
crud...
*activates jetpack* you'll never catch me!
*flies into a wall and falls to the ground*
can someone pass me that first-aid kit?
-
o.O we are at sea. you hit the air
-
this boat has walls
-
*looks at drake condition* your gonna need a little more than that but ill see what i can do *goes over to drake and aids him*
(to make this situation related to the RP and less confusing drake you hit the mast of the boat)
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Forgot tht boats have walls I did :P *hands jagg his first aid kit*
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uurghhhh *rolls over and holds paws on head*
-
*continues to aid drake*
-
that was a bad idea....
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humm... ya think any way *in slight doctor voice* looks like you'll be fine *pats drake on the back*
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oh good
*turns green and passes out*
-
saw that comin from a mile a way *relises he just said that* did i say that *starts to wisele*
-
*is comatose*
-
he'll be fine *goes over and lays down on the cabin top*
-
*muurrs in unconsciousness*
-
*pokes drake with a stick*
-
*wakes up violently*
YAHH!!
-
he's awake yay now what
-
lets knock him out again. >:3
-
why lets wait a little
-
*knocks buddywolf out*
who's boss now!
-
:o o.O :S :? So uhhhh, what did I miss?
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Well...I am not knocked out but my head hurts... *trips drake* I am boss now >:3 but we will settle this later
-
can't we settle this with a hug?
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works for me but no funny stuff *hugs drake*
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aww
*hides clown costume*
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hugs will solve our problems *extends arms out to drake and buddy*
-
*extends and arm welcoming nyy* btw, you did not miss much
-
*group hug*
now let's go find land..
-
*hugs everyone*
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nyyr! fly up and find some land!
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Land yes land les go*hoists mainsail*
-
*goes to find liquor*
is there any in here...
-
Thars a really big ship on the horizon over there
-
*looks at the big ship* tanker!!! We need to move now
-
tanker??? HIYOOOOO!!! *downs liquor*
-
*looks at the tanker some more* and it's headed strait for us but we should have enough time to get out of the way.
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Do you have a rocket launcher? ill get it out of the way. if not then head left like now or a collision will happen
-
*keeps drinking*
just in case we die
-
I don't think jagg will simply let us die. hes not evil like that
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oh grab a beer and enjoy your last moments
-
*Steers boat to the left and hands buddy a rocket launcher* I'll do both
-
:o Good lord man. you have everything!
*loads the rocket launcher* Stand back from the back blast!
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*ducks for cover wile still paying attion to where he's going* go do it now
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Locked on...*fires rocket* Woo look at that thing fly! *hits the middle of the tanker causing it to start sinking and exploding* hey, jagg. you may want to speed this boat up because it looks like they want to return fire.
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*hoists additional sails and evean turns on the engine to get every last knot out of the hull* were now going as fast as I can make this boat go with out destroying it completely buddy.
-
well it seems we are also going in reverse
-
*turns boat out of the wind onto a screaming reach all sails fill and the roar takes off like a rocket* well thay won't cache us now.
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*falls back* No, I believe they wont
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seems like were safe now *dumps and douses spinnaker*
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oh good, we used violence....
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yep we did drake
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*puts on greek war helmet*
THIS IS SPARTA!
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*puts a bucket on his head* i gess this ill do THIS IS SPARTA
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I swim up to the ship, and flop onboard like a deaad fish. *Boooooooowop.*
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*heres zomb* oh hi there zomb
(FYI:Zomb actions are in the *, and speech is out side of them)
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Twas SABOTAGED!!!! *Puts on sherlock homes hat and coat, and sticks a fancy pipe that breathes ORLY?s into mouth*
we must find out whodunit! *searches a bit* AHA!!!!! OUR FIRST SUSPECT!!!! To the interrogation room! *scene transition* We will nope unearth all the secrets this vile being has... This insignificant dust mote will tak I say!
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*Roars* I...am...BEODRAGGIE!!!
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well welcome back Nyyr and to Zomb umm ok then.
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Indeed, my dear jaggsky *kittens from the pipe*
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*opens eyes* have we finally slowed down?
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ya and we gained a couple new passengers as well
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*everyone looks at me*
what?
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yay welcome new passengers!
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*aims and shoots a squirt gun at the new passengers*
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me has no clue where the crap were heading... where are we heading?
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Just around. or where ever Jaggsky drives the boat. though..this relaxing cruse has kinda turned into a dangerous adventure and now I think I might start saying argh
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*decides to prank everyone*
ICEBORG AHEAD!!!!
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*looks ahead* I see nuffin
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???
* was serious*
Can't you see the iceborg? It wants us to be assimilated!
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naw, I only see a rock. its way to hot for ice
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(no more sinareos for now there annoying me as well)
*wakes up from nap* what's going on??!
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(kk, sorry)
Um...bored games?
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Oh just the normal stuff like innocent whistling
*innocent whistle* :P
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(i want to see how Long we can go with out something bad happing to us)
uh shure I got a few abord *retreats down below to look for games*
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(I bet till drake gets back)
yay
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(most likely)
What do you wanna play??
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Do you have uno?
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*Is sleeping in a corner of the boat* -.-
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*nommin doritos and the tail of anybody who gets too close*
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*surches around for the box* ah yes I do *goes back up with the deck of cards*
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*noms jaggsky's tail*
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Cool. will you play uno wif me jagg?
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sure *walks over to buddy and sits down near him and takes the cards out of the box*
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yay thankies. anyone else wanna join?
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Oomepickme!
*noms all who deny my fate to play this game!*
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Looks like it shall be us three. whos dealing?
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Prolly jaggsky if he's willing
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i guss Ill deal since i have the deck in my paws *deals out the cards to Buddy and Zomb and then picks up his own hand of cards after finishing dealing out the correct amount of cards to every one* who wants to start?
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I will! *flips the top card off the deck and puts it face up next to the deck* Yellow 7
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*picks card from his hand* yellow 6
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Wait, how do I know what I get?
Just a guess, but green 6
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(jus make sumfin up but make it seem like a realistic game of uno)
Good move. now I can play my green 9
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i gots a green 1
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green 5
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blue 5 here
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*peeks in*
whatsa going on
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game of uno on teh sea. Jaggs turn it is
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*falls asleep on the uno cards*
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well...looks like its a tie game thanks to some snoozin
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*murrs in sleep*
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I think I'll sleep the bioshock way
*downs two beers*
I amsh drunked
*asleep*
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hey! my beer supply!!!
*wakes up violently*
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whoa now, no drunk fighting
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You'll get a hangover on bluray!!! Zzzzz
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*sways and falls asleep*
zzzz... *clunk*
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*puts heavy duty ear plugs in nyy and akula and jaggs ears* *whispers* 1...2...3 *blows and air horn
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*sleeps right through it*
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*noms buddy wolf while asleep*
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*kicks paws in the air in sleep*
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*wonders why everyone fell asleep*
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*wakes up and greets jaggsky*
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*sees drakes movement* hey there drake
(i made my self a new avi <<)
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(you drew that? It's good!)
hiya jagg, what are we all doing?
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(yes i did, and almost changed species because of it as well)
umm i think were trying to play uno but i think thats dead now. So uhh... what do you wana do?
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let's head to another (safe) island!
(changed species? oh noes! to what? and plus I've been thinking of getting a second fursona, I've been designing it in my head)
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*is hungry* I got coke and mentos, if anyone wants to be eaten, run. I cant resist a moving target >:3
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*stays perfetly still* drake ugh i dont know bout that
(btw i has a Fa account nows)
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*scampers off in fear*
(I have one but I almost never use it. same name: Drakefox)
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*chases drakefox roaring madly!!!!*
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*watches the events unfold on deck and runs after drake*
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*chuckles to myself* :P
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*searches for more beer in the fridge*
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*wonders to self when drake will stop*
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*finds puppies in his fridge*
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*tosses some ice at drake from inside the fridge*
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*deep freezes*
(new avi wolfy!)
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why did it get cooler *shivers*
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I dunno you tell me jagg *shivers*
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musta been the Iceborg ahead
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(were separated im up top and you guys are down below so as of this moment i dont know what happened to you drake)
*pops his head through the companion-way* guys what in the world happened down here. wait what iceberg... *hops up to see a gigantic iceberg* Nuuuu *dashes to the wheel to avoid the iceberg*
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It seems we are heading to the southern ice cap. this will be exciting
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No, I wasnt pointing at that ice cube out in the ocean, I was pointing at the ice cube, with the IceBorg inside.
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:/ that little ice cube is the size of a walnut. How did the iceBorg get in there?
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You obviously have not watched the land of the lost remake
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-InNwe3DjQ&feature=related
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Nup. I don't watch much of anything. but that was one big walnut!
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*wakes up violently again*
whazzat?
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Something about cookies
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I thought so.. *sips rice wine*
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I have the sudden urge to scream walnuts ahead now
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*hops back up on deck*
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crud....are there walnuts up ahead???
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I dunno. I was told iceBorg's are up ahead but I also see a lot of ice in the distance
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Wait what *scans water around boat*
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Look at the horizon. its possibly one of the ice caps
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humm... howd we get here so fast?!!
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No idea. I blame uno! its like a time traveling game
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oh so now we're back in time are we!!!
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Not that kind of time traveling
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I'd like it to be 1981 please!
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Id like to be 2009 and to be at Anthro Con but again, wrong time travel
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shhh buddywolf, we're going back to the 80s!
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But...but..they dunt has root beer in that time :'(
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yush they do!
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Well...they have the uber good kind but...yeah
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what are we doing chatting away on a TIME TRAVELING BOAT!!
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I dont know really
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Lets go forward into the future of the past. DING! We're here!
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It makes the time go by :P And I don't know if this is a time traveling boat. we just got here really fast :/
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does it...speed up time?
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I guess...or we just were not paying attention
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we're being distracticus
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Yush! yush we are and zombie still has some uno cards in his claws
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*looks at his cards*
OH! UNO!!!!
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He technically wins sense hes the only one still in the game
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I AM THE CHAMPION!!!!
*dances around*
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I should edit my speech. zombie won our awesome game of uno
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*droops down in misery*
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but...if its all the same, you win the drinking contest
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of course I do! *sways and falls over*
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See? no one can beat you at that....um...drake? can you hear me?
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*murrs and twitches*
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:3 Ill let him be for now. *walks on over to jagg*
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So whats going on now?
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*wakes up*
where's the alcohol...
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you two are winning at stuff and I am standing up here
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*grabs bagpipes*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MudFSiyOglI&feature=related
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*covers muh ears before they melt* M sorry, bagpipes do not agree wif muh ears
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oh bagpipes...better drink up
*keeps drinking*
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*covers muh ears before they melt* M sorry, bagpipes do not agree wif muh ears
I can tell by the look on your face you like the pipes wee laddy. *continues to play*
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I cannot! nu :(
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HAGGIS FOR EVERYONE!!!
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*falls over unconscious*
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*wakes up from nap* hey wats up?!
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nothing, go back to sleep *drinks from his bottle*
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*wakes up from nap* hey wats up?!
*throws haggis into jagg's mouth*
I'm celebrating my scottish heritage!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmwoeBJpcDs
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Nuuu Zombie Nuuu
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At least I'm not throwing those awful Jack Chick tracts at you.
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true but still *gets up to lay on the boom*
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Haggis is a tasty sausage you know... Where the crap do i sleep? Seeing as I just flopped up on board, I dunno where to goas I didnt reserve a bunk!
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*wakes up* is the party over finally?
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quick naps can be taken up here on deck or where ever really. bunks are down below just watch out for drake :)
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Ill handle drake. I...obtained some rope for heem
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I have the spit and firewood and spices.... sorry, were you thinking something else?
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No burning teh drake D: I was gonna tie heem down and use him as a floofy chair while you sleep
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Awww.... should I go get the goose again?
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*wakes up*
wolfy...why are you sitting on me...
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Needed a fluffy place to sit :P
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thanks, I use product on my fur for that nice natural sheen
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also needed a fox to tickle >:3
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agh! no tickle drakey! *struggles*
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hehe your tied down :3
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tied down??? *looks at ropes*
when did this happen??? nuuuu
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when I tied you down to let others sleep so you didn't bash em up side the head with a beer bottle
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I am not an angry drunk!!!
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you are when your sleep walking
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I'm sorry for who I am!
*bursts into tears*
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*hugs drake* why? your epically awesome
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*huggies buddywolf*
I'm just...I'm just so angry when I drink
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then why do you drink? :P
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because I have unresolved father issues!
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oh...um... *hugs drake* sorry
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*hugs buddywolf*
nahh I'm just joking, I hard drink just to drink
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X3 well then cool. *unties drake and tickles him a little*
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*struggles*
NO NO NO NO NOOOO!!!
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*lets drake go*
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*clings to buddywolf*
the tickling...the horrible horrible tickling...
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will now happen every time you have a beer
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okay
*loads a pipe with green stuff*
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anybody got some straw and old unwanted clothes?
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Nope, sorry
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where shall we cruise next?
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some place
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I suggest Horatsiz
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I suggest Washington dc!
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How about Nirn?
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What's that?
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(http://i383.photobucket.com/albums/oo279/Fotical/smiley.png)
The Elder Scrolls world
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we will head to the portal and will all go home. Or we can float around and accidentally stumble upon another location
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Sounds interesting...is there any beer?
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Beer is every where. I believe theres still 4 bottles on board
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ah, but "Why is the rum gone?" :P
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drake drank some then threw the half full bottle in the water
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DRAKE!
Why is the rum always gone?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JImcvtJzIK8
Lets hope we can find some pirates. They will surely have some grog for me.
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*hides secret stash of alcohol*
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the rum is gone because if I am not drinking it, some one else is. no one just settles for soda anymore
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Lets hope we find some pirates so we can get some grog... SHOW ME THE JOLLY ROGERS I WANT MY RUM!
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well If they come you can get some rum... as for me *grabs a coke can* ill have this
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At least one fur here is still on soda!
*pops open muh root beer* Cheers jagg
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soda is the best *opens the coke can* Cheers buddy
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At least one fur here is still on soda!
*pops open muh root beer* Cheers jagg
You know, root beer has beer in the name for a reason- it's beer!
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*opens coke can and spills a bit of rum into it*
it's my own personal "zing"
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*pounces drake for his rum*
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NUUU IT'S MINE
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Don't force me into Cerebus syndrome infection mode!
I'll grab my bagpipes and play till the rum has gone down my throat!
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I'LL DEFEND MY RUM TO THE DEATH I SAY
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*burrrrp* oh wait...was that your rum? srry :$
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BUDDYWOLF! first you make me reveal my secrets drunkenly and then you drink my BLOODY RUM!!!
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*makes a barrel of grog using drake's rum*
now, nobody, NOBODY, touches the grog. I added a poison for flavor, and hid the antidote somewhere around here. Lest you want to die, don't drink the dang stuff. It is mine and that's final.
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*drinks it*
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You guys drink so much :/ I think we need to find an island or sumfin
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*sways back and forth*
don't tell me about how much I'm drinking...*falls down*
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*catches drake* wait till he finds out I didn't really drink his rum
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*wakes up a bit*
murr?
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oh nothing. go back to sleep you
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*faceclaw*
I am not simply giving up that grog, now; here is a feather.
*jabs drake, then shoves the feather into his mouth and makes him swallow*
this will make you puke so I can get the grog back
*drake pukes, then I scoop the puke into a bucket and throw several antacids into it*
now wait here while I get antidote prepared
*goes to room, brings back a slimy pearl*
eat this and you will live
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*eats it*
it tastes like...evil
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Good thing evil tastes bad... This is your punishment for drinking neurotoxins... Now you will eat these pearls for 5 more days to eliminate the poison.
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NEVER!!!
*spits them out*
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You will be eating these. Remember the feather? Same technique
*jabs drake in the stomach, shoves antidote pearl into his throat, and makes him swallow*
tomorrow is the next pearl. Sleep well tonight, and don't throw up. You'll weaken yourself to the poison and I'll have to jab you again to make you swallow... Along with binding you to the mast of the ship.
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*thrashes around*
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Clearly a case of the "skooma's"
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*paws at zombie*
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*sticks drake up higher on the mast*
now, time for me to sleep. Dun touch the grog. Gnight.
*curls around mast with a fuzzy blanket of velvet*
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*drinks more grog*
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*smiles as I hear drake drinking the intestinal juices of squid*
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mmm tasty
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*watches drake put more fecal matter filled juice in his mouth*
(fecal means poop)
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wait....
*turns into a squid*
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*noms a squid that was where drake used to be*
mmmm tasty tenatcles
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MAH TENTACLES
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:S is so lost on this boat
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*trys to figure out whats going on*
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I found a squid!
*noms squid*
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Nuu not squid *jumps off the side of the boat into the water and hangs on to the swim platform* at lest the waters nice
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*the water turns arcticly cold*
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*jumps into the water* Cannon ball!
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I wonder where Drake went, and I wonder why this squid has a fox tail... o well!
*noms fox tail on squid*
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*turns back into a fox*
OI!!! what are you doing?
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*climes out* drake your back to normal yays
(*pawface* I took one look at your avi drake, and was like oh crap I forgot the tail! ill fix that right now.)
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haha alright :)
I assumed it was stuck in my pants
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dangit, my tasty squid turned into a tasty friend... IMA STARVIN!!! What can I eatz?
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NOT THE DRAKE!!!
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Zombie no there is no cannibalism aloud aboard this vessel
(well i guess thats what i get for being over exited about finishing then)
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canniablism? I'm a different species than he is!
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*looks both ways* I see no other spinos onboard, so it can't be cannibalism to eat friends... its just bittersweet, figuratively and literally... the meat is so sweet, but the fur tastes so bitter.
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my fur is delicious!
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well then no predatory stuffs aloud... that better
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MY FUR TASTES AMAZING!
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*nom the tip of drakes tail* your right it is *noms a little more*
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OI! jaggsky!
I need that to be sexy
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Dont you mean... "Foxeh?"
*rofl*
It had to be done.
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ow...my head physically hurts from that pun
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MDCbIhTa_w
Fooox on the run
You screamed and everybody comes a-running
Take a run and hide yourself awaaaaay
Foxy on the run
F-foxy, fox on the run and hideaway
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*hides under a chair*
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*Pulls drake from under the chair* why is the drake hideing?!
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He's just scared because I am making him take pearls coated in an anti toxin. He drank my poisoned grog.
*takes a swig of grog*
I on the other hand am lucky to be naturally immune to the poisons inside.
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ahh ok that helps.
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*drinks more alcoholic beverages*
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Boy am I glad it's not mah grog. *empties grog barrel*
Hey jagg, do ya have some spare metal rods at least 12 feet in length? I also need an anvil, a hammer, some firewood, and spare iron to make some steel. I also need some intense electricity or welding thing and some rubber gloves that I can use with my claws. I'm ready for some spearfishing.
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Should we spearfish?
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long as its not akula, you know...
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hey guys, I think I see land to the east on the horizon. should we go to it?
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*looks at the land mass* Uhh.. shure why not.
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Cool. now this time, lez try not to get in trouble
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Ok then *puts up the mainsail and points the boat torards the land mass* and ya i don't wan trouble ether
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this calls for a martini!!!
*mixes one*
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I wonder if there's any natives or whatever for that island... lets give them a friendly hello!
*waves sword and bow in the air while roaring gleefully*
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*hears darkness* Oh hello, and don't mind him *points to zombie*
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Ya i gess so
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Guys, be quiet! I can't get to suck the meat out of- er, say hi to the natives with all this jibber jabber in the flippity flapping back room behind me! Gihigoogalul! :P
Now I wish that those Progressive commercials would stop showing! YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Blame Progressive for it... now I'm hungry... WHERE'S DA BEEF???!!!
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*mixes another martini*
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That's one reason I haz a sail... *sticks sail in wind, cools off*
Ahhh.... Now I wanna eat, and roar to mark my territory. (Yes, roaring is used for territory marking as well)
YYYYYHHHRRRAAAGGGGGHHHH
Much better.
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*hisses at zombie* But its my boat
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humm... that is a problem. *scratches head* There might be some extra, clean t-shirts down below if you wanna check.
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What's the problem with being shirtless? You have stuff on your legs, it's all you need! Just look at me! ^u^
*oblivious*
it may be your boat, but I feel hormonal. Let's get to that island quickly, so I can claim it. And dang, I need to find some food that isn't made of friends onboard here.
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ok then. So how are you?
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in 08' just after the 32nd Americas Cup in which she was a contender of *pats the deck and smiles*
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well thanks on both accounts *smlies a little and hums softly along to "Fly By Night" by Rush*
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Ya some thing like that
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Isnt it land-ho?
and how long is it till we get there?
Are we there yet?
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"Lemme guess, you're gonna ask 'Are we there yet?' until we actually arrive, aren't you?"
If I did that I would have to put up with all the "are we done yet?"s from everybody onboard. We there yet?
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no we are not there yet. and aboard this vessel is more like "look out you [random curse word] lands [x amount] of miles ahead!" then there's a lot of chaos. good times.. good times :p
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look out you ***** land is -10 miles ahead!
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i didnt mean for YOU to do it zombie
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awww man...
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*pours martinis on everyone*
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Alright!!! Is it see through??
-
Really drake... Really
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drakes has been like this eversince he joined the cruse. Sooo ya
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Drake how could you! I am not a cat! I cant get drunk by licking myself you know!
*rips the wet shirt off Darkness Bloodfang, and pours out the martini from it into mouth*
Much better...
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Drakes been like what!
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oh quiet you..
*sloshes beer on darkness*
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I feel violated...
How on earth can you feel violated? We never did anything, all I did was squeeze martini out of a wet shirt you were wearing...
I want some sugar and a steak...
*stomach goes HO HO HOOOO!*
My last meal was pretty big, but I'm still hungry :(
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*Floats towards cruiseship half asleep in a rowboat*