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Creative Arts and Media => Creative Writing => Topic started by: Defensivefurthewin on August 25, 2010, 10:11:14 PM
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Post your favourite Chuck Norris jokes in here :D
I suppose I will start:
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
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oh God, i had so many but i forgot most of them.
Chuck norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite, he bites frost.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
That's all I can remember for now.
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when chuck norries does a push-up, he actually pushes the world down
chuck norris doesn't tell the time, he decides it.
all of mine >_<
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heres another:
chuck norris went around the world in three days by foot. the first two days were spent drinking beer with God, and the last day sleeping.
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All I can think of right now is these.
"There is no theory of evolution, just a list of species Chuck Norris has allowed to live"
"Helicopters are too slow for Chuck Norris, he just flies at 80mph with roundhouse kicks" or something like that XD
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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chuck norris found waldo
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Chuck Norris once got into a heated argument with Stephen Hawkings over steady state theory. This is why he is in a wheel chair.
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guns carry chuck norris for protection
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Chuck Norris can power Australia for 30 seconds using nothing but a roundhouse kick
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When Chuck Norris falls into water, he doesn't get wet; The water gets Chuck Norrised.
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Chuck Norris doesn't love Raymond.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
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a blind man bumped into chuck Norris and was miraculously healed!
...to bad the first, last and only thing he saw was a roundhouse kick.
chuck Norris challenged the sun to a staring competition, and one.
chuck Norris was in a car crash and died (highly unlikely...) when he and the other driver got to heaven
god asked the other driver "why do you deserve to enter heaven?"
the driver replied "i have been a good person all my life and have never done wrong."
"OK you may enter." god then turned to chuck and asked "why do you deserve to enter heaven?"
chuck Norris just looked up at him blankly "your in my seat....."
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My best one is innapropriate for here so i gotta go with this one
Chuck Norris can see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
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I don't get it q.q
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you know how everyone cept kids cant see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch? CHuck norris can
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O, *pity laugh* sorry
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don't feel sorry.....its OK to not laugh. but remember if the joke isn't funny....MAKE A BETTER ONE!!
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Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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I think I Heard that one
MLK might of had a dream, but Chuck Norris has a reality
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Chuck Norris can make an onion cry.
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And that one
Chuck Noris, has caught them all
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Chuck Norris found waldo, then punched him
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Superman and Chuck Norris once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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The grand canyon once was filled with water, Chuck Noris once got thirsty.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Noris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop
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Chuck Norris can open a jar of pickles. Without breaking it!
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Not even a masterball can catch a Chuck Noris
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If you spell Chuck Norris in scrabble you win. Forever.