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Furry Chat => General => Forum Games => Topic started by: Nyyrikkia Anikeria on June 22, 2010, 01:09:23 AM
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Okay I was thinking about that line the other night and decided to make up a game. So basically I say the line,
when life gives you lemons....I add something for example and I throw them back and demand oranges. The next person has to make up a story about it and then at the end they go when life gives you lemons I....(then they do their line and the next person has to make up a story and so on and so forth) Ok so
When life gives you lemons I throw them back and demand oranges.....
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Moment of Truth Gabag.
The Wishing Well
"When i finally got past the Final Guardian, and reached the fabled Wishing Well, i felt total euphoria wash over me. One of the dreams I had for this life came true. I took a deep breath and steadied the shaking in my nervous hands. Cautiously i approached the well, which didn't look spectacular at all. When I reached the brim of the well, I took a deep breath, and dug into my pockets for a coin."
"I.... I wish life could give me something...."
It wasn't a well thought out wish to be totally honest, Grandpa always warned me about wishes that were too general. But what's done is done. The entire cavern shook as the coin went deeper and deeper into the well, and then it stopped. I scratched my head in confusion, until a lemon flew out in an arc, straight into my hand.
I stared at the lemon for about five minutes, and then hurled it back.
"I WANTED AN ORANGE!!!!" I screamed at the well. Alas, nothing would come out, my wish was already granted.
(done)
ima submit my 'lemon' idea in picture format
(http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn310/Skyllian_Blitz/Motivators/blood-for-the-blood-god.jpg)
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When life gives you lemons, I eat them and ask for more
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. The next person has to make up a story about it and then at the end they go when life gives you lemons I....(then they do their line and the next person has to make up a story and so on and so forth)
arent you forgetting something Buddywolf?
im still waiting for my story
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X3 I missed tht part. oki Ill tell a story.
(tht last one didn't count)
So a long long time ago in a land right under your feet, there was a battle. In this battle, there was a great war agenced a blight. The blight had nearly obliterated all of humanity until all the elves, argonians, dwarves, orcs, nords, and other civil races came in to aid lead by the grand champion of cyrodiil and the gray wardens. The archdeamon was slain and the heavy price was paid. Now what was unexpected in this blight was that the deadra from oblivion were summoned to help the dark spawn. Even with the dark spawn defeated, the deadra doubled there numbers on the field with there infident immortal army and again tried to take over the lands and rid of mortals across all demensions.
The dark spawn came back later on lead by the deadric prince instead of an archdemon. They were more powerful and heavily armed. The gray wardens turned out useless and were slaughterd and devouered. The grand champion sliped and got decapitated by a dremora lord. The grand mortal army lost with in weeks. The mortal world was all but lost. One last thing happened before there was only a handfull of mortals. Terminators were sent back in time to portect the mortals so they could be created. An eternal war went on for months even years. the mortal population was slowly but surly growing and advancing way to fast. The dark spawn and deadra had adapted to fight back but they were still no match agenced the power of machine.
The plains of oblivion where over flooded with machines till all the deadra and dark spawn were wiped out. One final strike with every machine created in oblivion to kill the deadric god. They were sucsessful and then locked in oblivion as all the gates shut. The mortals were now way advanced and survived.
When life gives you lemons, prepare for a great war in your mouth between the taste of lemon and your taste buds
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In a Galaxy far far away.... well not that far because its inside your mouth... well if its not your mouth I guess it could be pretty far.. but then the story wouldn't be about you... but a good story dosent have to be about you... anyways sorry got side tracked.. anyways in a Galaxy that may be far far away or not that far at all there was a great nation of taste buddyiah the nation thrived on the lack of any tasty food. The nation was harsh and killed any food that tried to give any taste tasty ness of tasty yum ness. One day a lemon was on a shuttle up to the mouth to talk a distance alie that could be found in the throat. upon arrival the lemon was over whelmed by the sight it beheld the nation was all so beautiful. It went up to one of the guards and asked it how they could keep such a mouth so beautiful and the guard asked the lemon to come with him so he could show it. 5he lemon was taken to the far end of the nation where the moth opens at "this Nation is beautiful and prospers it dosent need your taste ness killing all we had worked for" the lemon was caught by suprise be this statement. And when he turned around he had a barral in his face. All was heard was a gunshot. The lemon people heard of this by there alie in the throat and where furious by this actions. The lemon ppl gathered all available resources and took control of all the shuttles and all food transport. They sent one letter to the taste buds people it said "when life gives you lemons, prepare for a great war. In your mouth between the taste of the lemons and your taste buds.... TO be continued *star wars music*
OK that was a hard one I did not know how to do it so that was my best try hoped you liked it
When life gives you lemons, as for the world while your at it...
Have funs :D
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When life gives you lemons, you'd best hope it sends you sugar and water too, otherwise your lemonade is going to taste awful.
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Your suppose to make a story to go with my qutoe like I did for buddy, he did for gabag, and gabag for nyy
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Sain yours is going to be hard.
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I could think of plenty :$ buddy's was definitely not the easiest
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So who is going to do Sains? And everybodys doing a great job so far.
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When life gives you lemons, as for the world while your at it...
It wasn't enough that life was going horribly now. But it appears as if the entire world shifted to a 'Pelt Mike with lemons year'.
Everywhere I went, someone chased me, throwing lemons at me. Sometimes they were particularly cruel and shoved lemons into paintball guns. The welts amounted from two to over 50 in one week.
I decided to lock myself in the Garage, and since i'm a engineering major and auto mechanic full time, that was a good thing. Over the span of a few days, I dismantled the cars in the garage, and fashioned for myself, a suit of armor, , and since there was a convient sack of oranges, i fashioned myself a small airgun loaded to bear with oranges. When i went outside, people were waiting for me, but I got the drop on them by firing the first shot.
The first orange impacted Ricky right on the forehead, knocking him from his tree branch perch. Soon the suprise wore off, and the lemon barrage came at me, but I raised my car door shield and kept firing, taking down targets as I went.
After hours of brutul fighting, I finally got to my house, and was able to sleep soundly finally.
(the car armor)
(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs28/i/2008/045/8/4/Fallout_Warrior_by_ToxicPigeon.jpg)
(easy once the creative juices flow)
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That was good Gabag and also line?
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o i was gonna let someone do Rillins and decided not to post a line
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Old & Wises
My grammy wasn't like the rest of de' folks. She ain't going to let sumting like age badaer her. I could rember a time when I was none older then 9 and was but as tall as a samll stack. Me and grammy was at the front of Super Duper mart and the door was locked. She told me not to fus over a little thing like dis, she pull out her bobby pin and had the thing open faster then you could throw some down. The lights weren't none to working so we each had suck little visabilty, and the stench of something rotting was abudent. The next thing I new grammy put me next to a trash can and told me to keep put, she was going to get sum folks. When grammy said that it meant she was going to go kill some people, grammy never killed no one good just all the bad fols like the raiders and what not. I rember I peaked over one time and grammy had taken three raoders out when one came from behind and tried to shoot her when she wasn't not to paying attntion. It briased her and she killed them right quick, she then called me over. I rember I was balling like a fat baby, she told me to wipe that water from my face and check my self. "When life gives you lemons, you best hope it sends you sugar and water too,.. other wise your lemonade is going to be awfal" when she said that I just looked at her like sje just went goul on me. She laughed a little and then said "when life gives you life, you best hope you have heath and skills... other wise you just die in no time" she said I didn't quite got what she meant but, it made me one to get strong like my grammy...
Yes this was fallout, and yes I know some of the words where spelt wrong it was on purpose, and netx time I don't think we should make a story for the people that don't contribute :/ that's just what I think
Ok so we can do gabags and then mine if gabag wants or what ever
When life gives you lemons, grow a lemon tree and gets the best of it
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im not gonna submit a line, but later on today I'll do your line Sain, after the World Cup game that is
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XD nice ok
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When life gives you lemons...Put it on a fish fillet( fish is good with lemon on it ^_^)
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Does any one read rules >:(
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psshh who needs rules when you can have lemons with fish!
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[When life gives you lemons/size]
It was the year 2094 a violent zombie-like plague had devastated the world.
There were only underground societies left and they were each having continual security breaches, the worst of it was resource's running short.
The plague destroyed most of the natural animal life, simply because animals were the primary source of food for all, infected or not.
Plant life had become abundant on the surface of earth for two reasons, 1st was no infected had desire2 eat plants of any kind.
2nd, because most plants had become infected by the virus which meant that they couldn't be eaten without infecting the eater.
The established trademark for all infected plants Were a series of distinct red and vein like lines that developed on the plants, Where animals were concerned red eyes were common along with severely distorted flesh colouring as if severely bruised, for most creatures larger claws and teeth were also prominent.
Scientists who had the remaining research on the virus were made to work everyday, most of them being responsible for its development and only being kept alive in exchange 4 constant work.
The Scientists had teams of elite military units most of whom had not only survived initial attacks, but had also helped others survive as well, most of the forces were made up by these and were often given many more responsibilities being able to get things done.
Beyond that the only other help was talented or committed civilian survivors although they were scarce.
I was on a military op collecting samples from various plants and our team was suddenly overrun, As the survivors scattered I tripped into an infected, grazing my arm, I got away but I knew that it meant the infection had gotten me, I was as good as dead.
As the chaos died down and the bullets stopped being fired I had made my way to a field, a lemon field.
I radioed in for help, but I knew even before they said it, there would be a 24 hour period before help could arrive.
I knew what it meant, the virus was known to take only 12 hours to turn non-inflected even if the wound is minor.
I lay in the lemon field for a few hours thinking about whether or not to shoot myself and prevent the virus turning me, but I couldn't do it, I couldn't end my own life, I looked at my arm noticing the classic red lines developing from the gash and onwards as the time went on I quickly grew very hungry.
I had resisted my temptation to eat any plants because I knew that it could speed up the rate of infection, but thinking about food made me look more closely at the lemons, they were clearly infected by the virus but something was different about them, it wasn't long before I realised what made them so unusual, the lines on them weren't red, they were blue!
I had not seen that before, not in any variants or developments of the virus, I had no idea that the lines could vary in colour, It was not long before I couldn't help but devour some of the fruit as I was beginning to starve, it was not long after that that I passed out.
I woke up, I didn't know how long I was asleep and I didn't expect to wake up.
I got up, feeling strange, I looked at my hands, my left hand resembled the hand of a typical and fully infected hand but my right hand was different, it looked normal except for a few of its veins standing out in a deeper blue.
I became curious, I looked at the graze that I had earlier, The wounds infection had moved down my forearm and taken a full effect on my hand, but it had been stopped by what looked like a purple series of veins followed by more of the blue veins.
I pulled off my helmet and looked at my reflection in the plastic front, my face hadn't deformed but my eyes were different, they weren't red, instead they were purple! I looked again at the fruit I had eaten, the lemons.
It was then that I realised the fruit had somehow made an alternate strain of the virus that didn't destroy the mind of its victim while at the same time being an effective cure for the virus, It was then that I thought about the traits of a typical infect-tee, increased strength , the ability to regenerate and in some cases extreme speed. there were many other varied benefits to the infect-tee's but these were the most common and what we were trained to fight against.
I noticed as I examined my surroundings and returned to the site that there was a victim of the normal virus, he was in the third stage of infection which normally takes about eight hours to start, I realised how quickly the lemons must have infected me, I acted fast collecting more than a few lemons and forcing him to eat them, it was all I could do to help him and after forcing him to eat one, he ate another by his own will passing into unconsciousness shortly afterwards.
I sniffed the air and listened carefully, I sensed a multitude of nearby presences some who were infect-tee's and some who weren't.
Throughout the rest of the day I gathered those who weren't infected and led them to the lemon field, for some reason the infected didn't go there.
The following day a retrieval helicopter unit came for us, I closely examined the infect-tee who I had given the lemons, I wasn't sure if they would work in the same way, I wasn't even sure if I had acted to late, waking him up quickly answered my question, He acted fairly normal examining the wound that he had which by now had completely healed, his wound had been left replaced by a much larger amount of purple lines, perhaps because of how much longer the normal infection had taken effect.
When getting back to base I filed the report and collected a multitude of samples and filed a report claiming a cure to the virus, Instead of telling them that I was the first to be cured I hid that information and instead told them about the one who I saved by choosing to test the fruit as a cure, after much research the scientist concluded that for some reason when the lemons were infected with the virus they changed it into what the virus what supposed to be, a super human enhancer drug.
It was in the following months that the inoculations were given to all who were uninfected, It was also discovered that the new virus could kill any of the infected who came into contact with it. Before the end of the year an air borne strain of the virus was released into the worlds atmosphere.
It only took 4 years to completely eradicate the entire planets infected population and it was not long after that the world was quickly reclaimed by the survivors who were named the new humans to commemorate the discovery of the lemons and the virus they created.
So to answer the question, When life gives you lemons, you save the world and become famous for destroying a plague that would have in any other case destroyed everything.
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where's the quote o.O i wanted to make a stowyyy D: :(
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Sorry if I forgot :(
(gives karma) Just thought it was writin a story bout lemons 0:)
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haha, yes and no to that, read the rulesies again, you gotta put a quotey thingy at the end of your story for the next person to write a story, and then your story has to be about the person aboves's you's quote thingy :3
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Ok well if you need a quote try this on for size!
"When life gives you lemons the world becomes addicted to them"
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*groans* Fiiinne XD
The Queen's Wish.
One afternoon, Amalura, a princess went to a chapel and prayed to the gods for a new item. One she's heard of, never seen. The god she prayed to was actually a cricket, a cricket named Opha. Amalura asked the cricket if she could be granted her wish. Her wish for a lifetime everlasting supply of this item. Of lemons. a few weeks later Amalura got her wish as oddly enough, a home depo trucker brought a lemon to her door.
"Amalura?"
"Yes, that's me peasant"
".....riiiight... i have here one wish from.. Opha?"
"Opha??? GIMME!"
The princess took the package with the lemon inside and slammed the door in a rush to get to her throne, she unwrapped the package and looked at the lemon.
"what on my venus?... i asked for the item!!! not a... yellow thing!" she threw the lemon across the room and after a few moments ran to pick it up and started to caress it. "I'm sorry... i didn't mean it..." She looked at it, smelt it, licked it. It tasted funny, but addictive. She began to eat it, bite after bite she winced almost at how sour it was and then couldn't stop...The taste... was so good ...so yummy. Amalura stopped and cried at the end.
"I ate my lemon friend!!!! " she cried to herself, then, her wish kicked in, anotherlemon appeared on her bed and she yelled for joy.
"i must share this with everyone!" she asked her servants to go around giving everyone a taste of the lemon... ssomehow it spread to countries afar, and soon the world. It was on the news, news of how addictive the yellow fruit was. Amalura became famous and won awards... prizes and shared her donations to charity. Opha passed away when the wish was granted, but he became apart of the peculiar fruit... he was multiplying with the lemons. It became such a craving to all, people stopped buying other foods so they could afford lemons lemons lemons!!!
Soon Chaos... rthousands began to drop dead from the malnurishment and Amalura grew tired of her lemon obsession, she was alive. "I think i want to try me a CHEEEEEEEEZEBURGER!"
She ran outside and began to pry to Ophelia, Opha's sister..
Lol, okay, "when life gives you lemons, the apocolypse soon follows"
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-_- why is it when sain puts a quote some person, who dose not fell like reading the rules comes along and skips him D:< , niala ill do your later
Post Merge: June 29, 2010, 12:50:09 AM
Hollow words
In the samll town where I lived in nothing ever happened, and nothing ever changed. Every day at 3:15 as I left my school yard, mr.hobo box man would wake up in some over dramatical maner.
"The skys will rain the fruit of yellow and the wrath of hell soon will folow" he would always cry, then some how he would change the subject to something else. It wasn't odd for him to cry out murder or even rape for no good reason. I'm sure he was correct in some way I'm sure evey time he cried something, something of its maner was going on in the world. That's the world that we live in and its a sad but true statement. Yellow fruit raining followed by hells wrath, I'm not any kind of genuis but I'm pretty sure that dosent ever hapen. It always made me wonder why he would always start his crying, or as hell called it "preaching" with such an omnious and unlikely "vision". One day I felt that I was the only one that might actually grow some and ask him and I did as such. I rember how odd it felt, as I approached he cocked his head and looked at me. Well I woudnt say he just looked at me, he only had one eye on me the other "wandered".
"The child of the ignorant comes to me with a qury he has pondered for some time now" I stoped when he said that I'm sure it was an obvious thing but it was still a littl creppy that he knew what I wanted. I continued to walk closer and unlike him I watched him with both eyes.
"Mr.Hobo box man" I asked it was odd addresing some one with such a name but that's what every one called hime, he seemed to enjoy it so he went along with it and it just became his name. "Why do you always tell us of the rain of yellow fruit and the hells wrath" his smile fell into a serious face and his other eye looked at me too.
"Child I'm sorry but that question is to late to answer just see and you will know" he then handed me a horribly draen map and said stay with loved ones to night and bring them there. My friends only laughed when I came back, that night we where going to go camping. The following moring I woke with the scent of lemon in the air and the sound of something pounding on the tent.
"What the hell is that" one of my wakeing friend said.
"There lemons" one of my friends said as he picked one up "alright this shit isn't funny who the hell did this" he ran out side and we all followed "hey was it you asshole" he said as he threw it at some man in a tree. The lemon missed and spleted on the tree, the man smiled and overly large smile and screached. The high pitch sound hurt my ears and when I looked up the man was jumping from the tree. He landed infront of my friend, that was at least a sixty feet jump and a 4 story drop.
"What the he-" my friend was saying, untill the mans smile droped off his face and he grabed my friends face. He life him up at least nine feet in the air. My freinds screams in agnoy as the man squeezes his head. I wanted to help him, but... I couldn't move... I was... scared. Blood started to drip from his ears and he stoped moveing... the mans hand shifted into some kinf of sycth... he behaed my friend, all I could rember is what the hobo had said...
I didn't want it to be over long and not to graphic but yea comments pls
When life gives you lemons, suck it up and take them