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Furry Chat => General => Forum Games => Topic started by: Maxis29 on March 08, 2007, 07:47:18 PM
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Hurl away! keep it clean though, and no breaking tos mkay? Insult the person above you! but only in a fun clean way, not actual insults.
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It sounds like English; it even looks like English, but I can't understand a word you're blabbering. Dullard, do yourself and everyone else a favor: disconnect your computer from the Internet.
If there's an idea in your head, it's in solitary confinement. If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension. Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
Reading your post is less interesting than watching paint dry. If wit was spit, your mouth would be drier than a shallow well in an African heat wave. Why don't you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it? Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if that pimple on your ass hadn't turned out to be a brain tumor; if your weren't so fat that the Brooklyn Bridge would collapse if you ever tried to go Bungee Jumping off of it, or if you didn't have a face that makes your pillow cry itself to sleep every night. No, come to think of it, you would.
To sum up: I'd rather pass the world's largest kidney stone than read another post from you.
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again for the record:
I am insulted by the testicular fortitude of the vile spattery that protrudes from the dankest deapths that is the oral orifice of your blistering facade!
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You are an abominably ill-bred lout and a flaccid, halitosis-infested hysterical mass of warbling inanity. :umm:
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is "inanity" an itiot-ism for insanity?
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banana eating primate!!!! 0.o
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...yes? arf
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eh, couldnt think of anything better,lol :razz:
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that is because to you pea brained would be a compliment... as for primates eating bananas most of them would be more keen on bugs such as termites so next time before you open what to me could only be described as a useless hole in your face (as nothing that could be presumed as a factual remark could possibly come out of it) you might want to use the internet to look such facts up
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....burn? :shcoked:
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i am a nice person really.... after all i don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others??
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Hey! Grow a spine, you! This is the INSULT thread! Save that crap for the "Be Nice thread"
:fu:
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Heres a little phrase for you from my home country... Mórán cainte ar bheagán cúise (meaning much talk on little cause) this seems to be all you do, your lips flap but nothing that could be percieved as an understandable language could possibly be emitted from them i guess thats what i get for attempting to speak to a primate, nothing but monkey jibberish. I hold my head high knowing my that i could never sink to the levels that you yourself have reached. So i thank you for your unwanted addition to this thread but in future i suggest you just keep your fingers to yourself and away from any keyboard where you might further embarrass yourself. After all brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing
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So says the igno-rah-moose who typed this:
"I hold my head high knowing >my< that i could never sink to the levels that you yourself have reached."
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You are a devilishly maladjusted pervert and a nefarious, flesh-creeping sub-literate simpleton. ^._.^
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you call those around you simple but could that one brain cell that you cherish even come up with the definitions of nefarious or maladjusted?
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I'm sorry was that an insult, I have to recommend that that you go and see a doctor immediately, because it seems that you have diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain.
Seriously you're living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.
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I'm having more fun learning the words in your insults than I am actually insulting. =3
Okay... Let's dig deep for an insult from me...
You technologically illiterate fool. If laughter is the best medicine, you're face is curing the world. I dunno. I'm not in a very pissy mood, so I can't think of snything good right now.
Insult meh!
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i cant think of any good insults right now so ill say this, ive heard betta insults from a fly, im not good wid insults
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i find the simple lack of brains in that post irritating. you have no insults? then heres a tip. If there is nothing that your inactive mind can summon up for the simpleness of the task that is laid in front of you in this thread then keep the fingers from typing and simply read what has been said it might raise your IQ (but for someone with as few brains as you i have low hopes for). As for your insult you've heard better insults from a fly i can only say that silence is more insulting than you therefore maybe you should be silent i might take you more seriously (although yet again my hopes for this are very little).
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How I wish I had a mirror that I could shove up all your rears so you could see for yourselves just what is coming out of your mouths. It took far more talent to get your head up there than it took for you to come up with something to dish out.
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It came striaght from the drunken horses mouth that you all have an uncontrollable habbit of being very very stupid, and that you all need help with your constipated brains and your diahrieah of the mouth like the wolf said..I am not opposed to help you because I too am not very good with insults...=\
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For all of you imbecilic, mentally stunted fools out there who can't sem to find even the most mundane insult in that bottomless void of a cavity you call your skulls, here are a few truisms that I could reccommend using in future threads, though you may not in this one, as I have already applied all of them to you:
1. Benjamin Franklin once said that "a peson who does not have an education cannot understand how happy life can be." You are miserable according this comment, and furthermore, if you had two braincells to rub together, you'd realize Benjamin Franklin didn't actaully say this.
2. A thought crossing your mind would be momentous in itself, and yet would leave the thought dissapointed that the trip didn't last longer.
3. (Insert "Redneck Joke" here.) Why didn't you fill it in, is it too close to admitting something about yourself?
So before all you hapless neanderthals post another comment explaining that you can't dig up enough creativity to lauch an inevitably senseless and unscatheing remark to continue this line of abusive repartee, let my above propositions attempt to spark whatever dormant and malnourished sense of wit you may or may not have into it's own feeble action. When it finally hit's you (or perhaps I should say 'if'), plug your ears with those potato-like, inbred fingers of yours to brace your self against the popping sound. That may just be the sound of your head coming out of your ass.
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just the length of that "insult" is a clear compensation for that which you lack. I would go into detail of what that is, but I'm afraid it would only confuse you.
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If it is brevity you desire, then brevity you shall recieve, you personified malaprop.
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grr grr
You you you.. go fetch my slippers..
Hee hee..
You stinketh like smelly socks worn by goliath in the mud across acid pools and beyond the setting sun.. and stuff like that there..
You make me vant to join the circus..
Oooo.. you make me sooooooo angwy... pooh..
Dah.. take dat! You skerrvy skoundrellls!!
.: Laughing my ask-not-what-word-goes-here off!!
.: Locke!! ooh
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you....you..KING OF CATS!! hehe nah im jk..hmm i guess i can say!..u pplz furry heads r 2 shuved sumwhere the sun neva gna shine hehe xxx
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:twitch:
The weather is here.. wish you were beautiful..
Bend over so i can look you in the eye..
Don't make me go over there.. * pointing way over there.. you know over there.. there.. see? Over t h e r e ..... ----> ... and smite-eth your behind..
grr :squish:
.: Locke!!
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Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
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one day you'll have a grasp on reality, intellect, and hygene.... but you'll probably be dead by then.
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Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
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obviously no one bothered to advise you to stop with your pitifull attempts at insulting those around you, so here it is... your isults can only described as monotonous, they are short and anything but to the point. My mind finds itself unchallenged by such reamarks and therefore you simply arent interesting eough to put your opinion on this thread. Now kindly return to your spot under the table and try to eat your elbow.
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You spend far too much time trying to come up with good insults when your time would be better invested in looking into spell check.
Moron. :no:
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says the primate that spends the majority of her time flinging poo. Is the size of your comment any indication as to how big your brain might be?
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I prefer to keep my insults to the point so as to be understood by the simple minded. Lengthy insults, as I have stated before, are a mere compensation for the lack of intelligence.
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ur all wastes and disgraces to ur fellow furries. buzz off and go back to 3rd grade. u make me wanna become a new breed u sicken me so much.
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Your use of terrible english sickens me more. For someone who is insulting peoples intelligence you should read your own post. With spelling like that i highly encourage you to do as you suggested and change breed ^^
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[[wheres maxis?]]
i write using shorthand birdbrain. if you knew what that was i'd be surprised...
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shorthand the type of writing used by oh so many intellectual people who simply find the spelling of you or heaven forbid you're unacceptable....
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w/e im not gonna argue with a neanderthal.
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the fact that you find the spelling of words such as you or you're so difficult would suggest that in actual fact that you display the neanderthal qualities
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bitch.let the monkey teach you hun because apparently you don't know your English.
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I dont know MY english i still find this funny coming from one who is simply perplexed by simple spellings
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At least you arn't a redneck like me, or are you?
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[*pokes jesse*hey kid!]
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save the sweetness and poking for different threads if you cant handle the heat get out of the kitchen. In the immortal words of the Great MUNKEE grow a spine!
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Why don't you, lobster.
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wow... i thought you were stupid when you proved your inability to spell, but the fact that you cant distinguish the difference between a lobster and a cat just proves the lack of active brain cells you have.
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go to hell.
Not an insult.
Ephemral
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go to hell.
pointless much?? If you havent got a decent insult then just dont write. Plus ive been there... i didnt like it insulting you is much more fun ^^
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*tackles and snarles in her face*
wat was that?
**Post was reported because "ok slightly not happy about this XD".
All I see is a break in posting rules.**
Please obey the rule of the game.
Ephemral
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PROTIP: What has an 'h' inbetween the w and a.
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PROTIP: In and between = two words not one
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Hotaru.. You are made of epic lulz and win :)
Please obey game rules. That didn't sound like an insult to me.
Ephemral
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errrr thank you ???
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You make furries look bad wherever you go
so stop breathing!
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SammieWolf, you are quite bluntly BAD at this game. I find your pathetic attempts at insulting others both laughable and unworthy of further consideration.
Hotaru, I cannot believe what a huge SISSY you are. You couldn't even take a simple tackle from a insignificant WORM without running and crying to a moderator. Grow a spine yourself!
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Pulse jst your name sickens me. You dont need to insult me your presence does that for you.
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*points at Hotaru's hair* Nice hair piece buddy! You can still see the tread marks! I'm joking! *continues pointing at hair* *yells* THIS SQUIRREL DIED OF NATURAL CAUSES!
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(this might b kinda off topic but he derserves 2 b applauded 4 that 1)...god knowes it will b a once in a lifetime thing to see him come up with someting clever
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well cant you tell you two are noobies on this thread. Anyone can insult someones looks it takes skill to insult anything else. Just looking at you it is easy to see that skill is something you lack. Such as the skill to remember to put a shirt on before the coat. Or heaven forbid the skill to actually insult someone in a thread thats made for doing such a thing. Le Gasp the shock!
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Kadaver.
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Wow, some comeback. I am sure she has been called worse by better people so that is supposed to make her feel how?
If there is logic in there, it escapes me, but then again, simple minds have to keep things very simple as to not confuse themselves.
Please, do continue, your mind is and interesting subject to discuss here, but I do have another topic since that is obviously going to be a VERY short discussion.
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It's german ***. Shows how much you know.
unehlich
Watch your language.
Ephemral
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What's even WORSE that your obtainably to not only SPELL out complete words in English AND spell them correctly, you can't even spell them right in a different language!!!
For the records, it's unehelich.
Either way, your intelligence shines so brightly, I swear, I am going blind!! Oh, wait, that's me gouging out my eyes so I don't have to read your dribble anymore. My bad.
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Honey, with your kind of class, it's a wonder I'm allowed to take you out in public.
Oh dear, my kitty just LOVES to get herself in trouble. Let's see how this goes now shall we? Oh, as for being in neutral, it's far better that then being in park.
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Please...that is the most dumbest idiotic thing I have ever heard...now because of you everyone in this room is just a little dumber because of haveing to listen to your nonsense.
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well cant you tell you two are noobies on this thread. Anyone can insult someones looks it takes skill to insult anything else. Just looking at you it is easy to see that skill is something you lack. Such as the skill to remember to put a shirt on before the coat. Or heaven forbid the skill to actually insult someone in a thread thats made for doing such a thing. Le Gasp the shock!
woah do u even no wat your talkin about cause u say and i quote "any1 can insult someones looks" but i never said anything about looks so b4 "trying" to insult someone try to no wat your talkin bout :upupdi3:
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[[aplause, my toosh.]]
for the record, you need to go back to school and learn how to type hun. It kills my eyes read your typing.
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o.O well if it isnt the pot calling the kettle black
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Im not usin' anie of those INTELLEGENT words and im not very good wit dissing,buuuuuuut, if there's a Forum for it then i'll give it a try and btw i dont mean this so dont take it toooo hard,k? Well this is none of my buisness buuuuut, r those wings plastic because it they r u shouldnt fly cuz u might go off into space somewhere wit all dat air in yo head.HEY HEY HEY! Thats where they got the brand AIRHEADS tha' otha day!!! Either that ooooorrrr u might fall back to tha' ground wit yo big forhead so either way ur screwed,Mr.Skytem.Oh,and u shouldnt Tan because u might dissapear.Oh, and did i tell u yo FORHEAD is like HUGE!!!Go get plastic surgery omg
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You're bald.
((too many pygones. can you remove some b4 you get in trouble?))
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First of all,i gots a full head of hair(visit my IMVU hp). And second,i did take all of em' off. SO WAT NOW?!?! huh? huh? huh? huh? huh? ;)random diss
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Jesse...why are you blue?? Did some kid mistaken for a T-Shirt? Looks like the little kid decided to tye-dye you thinking you were his t-shirt! *looks at Jesse* Pfft...he looks like a clown that should be locked up in a cage as a side show freak...*points and laughs at Jesse* HAHA! Blue fur! what a joke * walks away laughing*
(I think you can, I fix my posts b4 i get caught by a mod)
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Ummmmmm,who can mistaken some one for a t-shirt?U,ONLY U,AND NOBODY BUT U.oh,and you have a big forehead
(yea,we can take them off)
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Big forehead? heh...that just means i'm really smart :D And Wolf dude? You're a real sorry excuse for a wolf...you're giving wolves a bad reputation...you waste of fur...
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Jesse...why are you blue?? Did some kid mistaken for a T-Shirt? Looks like the little kid decided to tye-dye you thinking you were his t-shirt! *looks at Jesse* Pfft...he looks like a clown that should be locked up in a cage as a side show freak...*points and laughs at Jesse* HAHA! Blue fur! what a joke * walks away laughing*
(I think you can, I fix my posts b4 i get caught by a mod)
At least I have a family. (oh wait you do too. nevermind. :P )
Welll............your...........you are..............your br..........you're ugly. *nods*
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Maybe true....but what i lack of looks i make up for charm and personality :) And btw? *looks back at Jesse* wat a weak come back...a three year old can do better then that...so before you go and insult someone make sure to come up wit ha half decent comeback....unlesss...ur puny little brain can't handle that kinda pressure i'm fine with that...i feel sorry for you're parents...that they have YOU as a child...
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:sniffle:
(basstard)
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I kno,he is one. The reason i said he had a BIG FOREHEAD was because he leans over all the time,head first.BIG HEAD BIG HEAD NANANANA BIG HEAD!!!!
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BIG HEAD BIG HEAD NANANANA BIG HEAD!!!!
Is that a parody of Batman? If it was? Duuuude get some help from Weird Al Or Avenue Q before you make a mockery of something and call it a parody...at least they're point you in the right direction...so go die in a corner...w/e you are cause you definitely ain't no wolf...
Telling some one to go die in a corner is not an insult.
Ephemral
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THATS AN INSULT!!!!! OK,I"LL GO ALL OUT ON YOU,WRITE ANOTHER POST!!!!!!!!!
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Lmao...really now...well...seems the fates have gone in your favor for once for I have made another post to see if your feeble mind can even conjure up even the slightest thing to insult me with...have fuuuun...*laughs manically*
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Haha,i laugh at your stupidity fool.Really now, do you even THINK you can talk about people? i mean OMG ur veeery sorry,all you can think about is trying to gat into peoples heads but usr is too big to fit in #1,and heres #2:Dont be a jerk cause ur not good at it and u shouldnt even be one so grow a backbone and shut up,Mr.ummmm MANIAC
SO UMMMM WAT WAS THAT AGAIN? OH< YEAH I REMEMBER NOW,BAM!!!!!! :boom:!!!!
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I have to admit you're learning quite well...at this thing called "insulting" but you still have much to learn young padawan...for you are not a Jedi yet...
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Thnx,but ur better than i ever will be.I admire ur intelligence :sparkle:
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*kicks down the door*
*looks around*
I got wind of some... insultin' happenin' 'round these here parts. I'd suggest you get to tellin' me all 'bout that, unless you want a proper tongue lashin'.
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Hello Doctor...is i may so call you that...Yes iwas just insulting theese here...lowlifes *points to Wolf and Jesse*
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You! You have fleas! You, you are a heartworm encrusted piece of roadkill, and you, your face looks like a deertick's blood-swollen rear end!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! I fart on you! Now go away you silly k-ni-ght!
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BAM!! :boom:
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well ma'am if i may call you that you look like a male over a woman...my mother was a hamster? Well...i kinda find THAT hard to believe...she looks like a wolf to me... BUT DON'T YOU DARE EVEN TALK ABOUT MY FATHER!! I BET HE WAS A WONDERFUL WOLF! Well you see...I've never met my father... :sniffle: Mark my words!.... I'LL MEET HIM SOMEDAY...maybe not now or even in the near future BUT I will meet him SOMEDAY!! SO DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT MY FATHER AGAIN! :sniffle: You...NURFURTER! *runs and hides in tree sobbing*
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WELL THEN THINK BEFORE TALKING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES PARENTS!
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WELL THEN THINK BEFORE TALKING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES PARENTS!
Before you even think about insulting someone think about correcting your grammer and not using all caps like a newbie. Theres no point in throwing stones inside a glass house.
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controversy is fun, lol. your father was a chihuahua
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0_o
Jude sounds like a boys name for some reason.........
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Before you even think about insulting someone think about correcting your grammer and not using all caps like a newbie. Theres no point in throwing stones inside a glass house.
hmm..maybe YOU should correct your punctuation. THERES no point in throwing stones inside a glass house. So called english person. Scumbag. Leave people alone for how they type. Some are lazy like me. B1tch. Also, who gives you the right to tell other people how to type becasue you're not use to it? I don't think Max did. I hope you die in a corner. And I mean it. >:(
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aww jesse got all huffy puffy somebody give him a hug and make him happy again
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bite me pig. >:(
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^did a good burn  "wow,Jesse,that was COLD!!"
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^ON FIYA!!!
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jesse that hurts me so bad :th_PyongLlora: :snicker: (wat is it with u calling me a pig)
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/\shut up you old hag.
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^KILT IT
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/\shut up you old hag.
learn the definitions of the words u use a hag is a woman :umm:
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/\point made.
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jesse please calm down
your takeing the insults to a lower level then need be okie
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What do you mean? (i'm lazying my way through, but if you don't like it i'll stop)
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Jesse is a....cuddly wuddly adorable fwuffball! *glomp attack, hugsquishies!*
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*eyes widen*
What................the..................heck?
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HAHA!,He's RANDOM!!![/color]
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(i've been needing to hug someone.) *wags tail, points at Random* You're a lumberjack and that's okay!
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*hey hey hey,thats ALL DAY!
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you remind me of a rockslide. Dense, loud and continually sliding further down.
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your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! >_>
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your new and thats weird...
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Woo monty python! You bleeding Poofter!
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>_>
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weirdo...
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you smell like a bananana
grr
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agrees with her
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How can I insault my son?
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pokes belliebutton,"you gots a big belliebutton *giggle*"
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you have a peanut for a brain :peace: :"> o.O :yeah-yeah:
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You're a triple-decker toadstool sandwich, with arsenic sauce!
((and i want it to be Christmas! Right now!))
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You have orange hair that smells like IMVU right now.
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what's IMVU smell like?
You have no Christmas spirit!
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:th_Pyong-1:*dances around for christamas spirit* weeeeee ooh ooh
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*ties mistletoe onto chopstick, sticks choptick into my ponytail* hehehe *whistles innocently* O:)
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what's IMVU smell like?
You have no Christmas spirit!
IMVU smells like something I'm not allowed to say.
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You look like the love child of Michael Jackson and a newt! :vegeta: <-- Michael, lol
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omg
Well, you smell like IMVU after it crashed.
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*showers, shampoos, rolls around in baking soda, showers again with tomato juice, then water and Herbal Essences, rolls in perfume* Better? You taste of vermiculite
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arf *reads over thread and is ashamed* Oh the putrid disappointment. I walk away from this thread for over a good long year and I return to find that it has quite horribly regergitated itself downhill. Pathetic, you guys. Very very pathetic. I am sad for all of you.
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Why are we making an insult thread. :( Furries are supposed to be friendly. *feels wierd inside*
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Gotta let it out sometime, moron. :P
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What do you think you are Shado? His mom!? You're my mommy, and if you forget that for a moment I'll drop you for a Klondike Bar.
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I don't give two spin cycles who's mom I am, I'd hang you by the tail from the Golden Gate Bridge for a Klondike bar.
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Yeah, I'd like to see you try, shorty. I'd throw you off that bridge for the heck of it.
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Ptth! I could do it all with one hand WHILE eating my Klondike bar.
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I would trade in these sorry insults for some spit-up klondike bars!
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I bet you would, you ring-tailed lint licker. XD
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Better believe I could lick you any day, lint-wad! :}
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you think that your god's gift to the world? well i hope he kept the reciept
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You must be the arithmetic man. You add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
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wow...preschool math class called...they said they wanted their DISS BACK
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well be sure to keep them on the line so they can get a GPA on where you are!