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Furry Chat => General => Forum Games => Topic started by: Moongaze on June 17, 2010, 05:11:18 PM
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This thread is simple... Yakov Smirnoff pioneered these jokes, and they are random and pretty silly. All you need to do is say the magical opening line, and close it with the reverse of something. How you do it: You can take phrases, words, actions, or pretty much any verb and twist it around and add you at the end.
Example: In Soviet Russia, Lawn mows you!
Here's to start it off:
In Soviet Russia, remote controls you!
Have fun everyone! :D
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In soviet russia, cheese eats the burgers XD
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I found something that is supposed to be a mixture of urban legends and Soviet Russia jokes.
I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don't even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep.
Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red.
Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. "By the way who is in that room?" She look at me and begin to tell story.
There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red.
I tell her I don't give a crap. Stop the water trickling or give me refund. She gave me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast.
Such is life in Moscow
Mother and father got a little tired from building Communism, so they want to go to Moscow to buy vodka. They call their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrives, children already sleep in beds. Babysitter just sits around and make sure everything good with children. Later that night, babysitter gets bored and goes to read Marx, but she can't read it downstairs because there's no electricity (the parents didn't want children reading Marx all night long).
So, she calls them and asks if she can get candles to read Marx in their room. Of course, the parents say it's okay, but the babysitter has one final request... she asked if she could cover up the Lenin statue outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, because it maeks her nervous.
The phone line is silent for a moment, and the father who says, "Take the children and get out of the house... we will call milita. We do not have an Lenin statue."
The militia found all three of the house occupants dead because KGB killed them for trying to cover Lenin's statue. And militia arrested parents for not having a Lenin statue.
Such is life in Moscow.
You are home to watch Pravda on televisir about degenerate murderer who is on the loose. You look out the window door to beet field, and you notice Man standing in the snow. He look like foto on televisir and he smile at you. You gulp vodka, picking up fone to your right and dialing Local Militia Precinct Commissar. Back out the glass you look, pressing fone to ear. Notice he now closer to you. You drop vodka in shock.
No footprints in snow. It was reflection. You dullard!
Your apartment is bulldozed down to make way for glorious tractor factory.
Walking home one night, you notice all the candles in personal shack are lit.
You finish vodka bottle as you approach your door.
House is empty, and you made sure not to feed guard dog, but candles still go out.
You check your pocket watch, small hand on 4, big hand on 1. You relise you'll be late for unpaid community service.
At service, you find letter on floor. It's signed to you, from you. You open the letter, confused.
Inside reads "the out for watch watch"
You look at pocket watch. big hand on 4, little hand on one. You look at note again, it appears the 4th and 1st words have swapped places.
"Watch out for the watch."
You look at pocket watch again.
You realise watch is broken, and decide you must get it fixed. You also decide to cut back on vodka, so as to not send letters to yourself anymore.
Such is life in mother Russia.
I can get more later.
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Those aren't the kind of Soviet Russia jokes meant for the game, righteousbro.
In Soviet Russia, fish catch you!
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I know, t'was just somethin' different.
In Soviet Russia, mangoes eat you! :P
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*Puts my Family Guy hat on* In Soviet Russia, car drive you!
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In Soviet Russia, snow plows you! :D
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Lol!
In Soviet Russia, drums play you!
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In Soviet Russia, toilet clogs you!
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In soviet Russia, chickens eat you!
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In Soviet Russia
MUDKIPZ LIEK U!
(http://knowyourmeme.com/i/88/original/soviet-mudkipz2..jpg)
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Wow. Gabag... That is incredible! I just about fell out of my seat laughing at that XD
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im just that awesome
(http://unmotivationalposters.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=234&g2_serialNumber=2)
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I'm sitting on a bed, but that mudkipz one made me shake with laughter for a minute.
In Soviet Russia, ladders fall off you!
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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BLOC PARTY THROWS YOU!
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070429090501/uncyclopedia/images/0/03/Soviet_party.png)
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The bullet one made me laugh the most xD
In Soviet Russia, Forums post on you!
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(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/1/24/633684165353896054-InSovietRussiaPokemoncatchesyou.jpg)
nondescript message
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In Soviet Russia, jokes tell you.
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(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0907/in-soviet-russia-holy-crap-not-another-internet-meme-demotivational-poster-1247942328.jpg)
ow this hurts
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lol!
In Soviet Russia, Gun fire you!
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In Soviet Russia, paper draws on you.
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/\ ROBL! (bed)
In Soviet Russia, balloon blows up you!
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In Soviet Russia, beds sleep on you!
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In Soviet Russia, paper towels absorb you!
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In Soviet Russia, the sky looks at you!
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These all make me laugh so much xD
In Soviet Russia, cake bake you!
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In Soviet Russia, horses ride you!
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In Soviet Russia, mountains ski you!
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^Gave me an impossibly strange thought.
In Soviet Russia, thoughts think you.
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/\ Haha
ISR, animals eat you!
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Here's a random one......
In Soviet Russia, anthros like furries!
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i found a picture of it, but if I posted it it would violate too many rules
IN SOVIET RUSSIA
Presents open YOU!
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That reminded me of a picture I saw a while ago with presents opening people on Christmas....... o.O
In Soviet Russia, windows open you.
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yea thats the one, cant show because of 'gore'
in soviet Russia
Soviet Russia makes jokes about you!
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In soviet Russia, we don't shoot guns, guns shoot you :P
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In Soviet Russia, sun blocks you!
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In Soviet Russia, clothes wear you!
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In Soviet Russia, music listens to you!
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In Soviet Russia, spark plugs you! o.O
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In Soviet Russia, games play you!
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In Soviet Russia... England are the champions of the world!
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In Soviet Russia, computer crash you!
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In Soviet Russia, dirt scratches chickens! (Sorry...D: Just feeding my chickens and thats all that came to mind...)
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Lolz, poor chickens!
ISR, painting paint you!
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In soviet Russia cars drive you
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In Soviet Russia, the KDE kill you for not being loyal communist and then the militia come to take your remaining family members to exile in Siberia!
Wait.... what?
In Soviet Russia, televisir watches you!
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In Soviet Russia, diapers change you!
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in soviet russia, you fail the internet XD.... DX
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picture i put up
(http://th02.deviantart.net/fs14/PRE/f/2007/041/6/d/In_Soviet_Russia____by_RainbowJerk.png)
Post Merge: June 19, 2010, 06:35:37 AM
(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs25/f/2008/100/8/b/In_Soviet_Russia____by_Malpha.jpg)
you know what, MOAR!
(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs34/f/2008/307/2/b/In_Soviet_Russia____by_Wiiluvyou.jpg)
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs49/f/2009/189/6/3/In_Soviet_Russia____by_nocturnalsinep.png)
(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs47/f/2009/214/8/6/In_Soviet_Russia_by_WonderPain.jpg)
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In soviet russia, the nuts get Mr. T.
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(http://www.cubeupload.com/files/ea8800sovietfool.jpg)
and XD
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2015/2088815744_7abf9791cb.jpg)
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In soviet Russia, dogs walk you.
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Hamster wheel.
In Soviet Russia, hamsters wheel you!
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In Soviet Russia, cigarettes smoke you!
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In Soviet Russia, chickens feed you 8D
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I don't know how I come up with these... I fear that I am getting a little too good at this...
In Soviet Russia, tree hug you!
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lolol :P
In soviet Russia, banana's peel you o.O
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In soviet russia, Xbox 360 controller's control you
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In soviet russia, fursuit's wear furry's
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For the mother land ^_^
In soviet Russia, key bored play cat D:<
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in soooviet Russia, Fire hydrents pee on dogs
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In soviant russia 360 dosent suck XD
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In Soviet russia, food noms you
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in soviet russia fire's put out firemen
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In soviant russia hangover has you!!
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In soviet russia couches sit on you
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ISR Story writes you!
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In soviet russia Cookie's nom furrys
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In soviant russia furrys troll trolls
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I wouldn't troll anyone, quite strangely I'd prefer to rip someone's head open than troll them.
In Soviet Russia, Pepsi drinks you!
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Me too
In Soviet russia lil kids "attack" pedo bear
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sain....you killed it.....you took the bread and the butter....and you killed it.....
In soviet russia, house burn down your fire!
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In soviet Russia, joke make you!
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In soviet russia Crook's chase cop's
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In soviet Russia, lights turn you on!
Wait...
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in soviet russia books read you!
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Roses are red, violets are blue,
in soviet Russia, poem writes you.
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I will give you karma for that
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In soviet Russia- HEY COUSIN!!!!! WANT TO GO BOWLING?!?!?!???!?
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Please stay on topic.
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In Soviet Russia
the topic stays on YOU
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In Soviet Russia, pet feeds you!
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In Soviet Russia, food pets you! o.O
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In soviet russia, my post is read by you.
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But I'm not even in the same hemisphere as Russia and your post is still read by me o.O
In Soviet Russia, posts read you!
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In soviet russa, zero divides by you!
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In Soviet Russia pops got to have you!!
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In soviet Russia, the fool pities you!
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Hasn't some one already done that
In Soviet Russia Pokemon chose you
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In Soviet Russia, bug squishes you! o.O
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I don't know, didn't read the others.
http://punxter.com/pics/L/IWTK.jpg
o.O
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Gabag did that one
In Soviet Russia gabag is furry XD (no offens gabag)
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In Soviet Russia, bikes steal you!
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Gabag did that one
In Soviet Russia gabag is furry XD (no offens gabag)
*rage*
I TAKE TOTAL OFFENSE TO THAT!!!!!!
just kidding I don't
In Soviet Russia
Furry Forums is Human Forums
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In Soviet Russia, everything breaks Chuck Norris.
Hah, just kidding, Chuck Norris is impervious to Soviet Russia's ability.
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In Soviet Russia
Random thread is serious business
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in soviet russia, the earth is in the center of the universe
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In soviet russia, school comes to you
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In Soviet Russia, the toilet really DOES flush the other way x3
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In soviet Russia no one changes there picture
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In Soviet Russia nobody changed their UNDERWEAR
>:O
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In soviet Russia, No one pukes over that sentence
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In Soviet Russia nobody changed their UNDERWEAR
>:O
In soviet Russia, you'd get shot If you said that!
In soviet Russia, iPod touch you! o.O
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In Soviet Russia Troll's Like Furry's o.O
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In Soviet Russia, dog pets you!
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In Soviet Russia
Random thread is serious business
Idk I remembered that uses to get pretty serious but still gets plus one karma
In Soviet Russia you is Jesus saveyer
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In soviet russia, Dog's walk there owner's
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In Soviet Russia your rideing a crazy train
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In soviet Russia, i AM riding the crazy trian o.O
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In Soviet Russia its BKS way
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When you're in soviet Russia, soviet Russia is in you...
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In Soviet Russia, Adam Sandler laughs at you!
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In Soviet Russia, mice chase cats! B)
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In Soviet Russia, horse ride you!
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In Soviet Russia heavy metal is not to heavy :P but still filled with amazing red army nonsense
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In Soviet Russia, God worship you!
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Oh snap.
In Soviet Russia, road fork you!
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In soviet russia, sandvich eat you
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In Soviet Russia, computer uses you!
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In Soviet Russia, Hooker Pays You! *Win*
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In Soviet Russia, leg humps dog! XD
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In Soviet Russia, picture take you!
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in soviet russia, cars have legs
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In Soviet Russia, signature signs you!
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ISR, Photobucket uploads to you!
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In soviet russia, beds sleep on you
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In Soviet Russia, the road crosses the chicken!
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In Soviet Russia, Car wash you!
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In Soviet Russia, penny gets the Jew
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In Soviet Russia, computer scans antivirus!
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In Soviet Russia, box open you!
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In soviet russia, animals go to the zoo to see the people
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Welll people are animals technically
In Soviet Russia, my opinion is fact
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In Soviet Russia, a rolling stone gathers you!
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In soviet Russia, damn don't give a you!
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In soviet Russia, you palmface!
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In Soviet Russia, bug squish you!
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In Soviet Russia, Air breathes you!
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In soviet russia, the f-bomb drops YOU
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In soviet Russia, face desks you o.O
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In soviet russia, the dog walks you
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In soviet russia, everest climbs edmund hillary XD
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In Soviet Russia, You don't make FTW, FTW makes you
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In soviet russia, diaper soils baby.
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eeeeeeeeew lol XD
In soviet russia, marshmallows roast you.... (ohnoes)
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In Soviet Russia, the actors watch you
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In soviet russia, Michael Jackson... well, I'll end it there.
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that's just wrong
In Soviet Russia, Presidents are actually smart
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In soviet russia, you lie to politicians.
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In Soviet Russia, the politicians tell the truth
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In soviet russia the economy goes up
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In soviet russia, Johnny Depp pines after Niala 0:)
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In Soviet Russia wood burns you
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In Soviet Russia, lollies nom on you!
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In Soviet Russia, the Furries trolling
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in soviet russia, trolls have lives
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In Soviet Russia, animals lives indoor, while humans live outside
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In soviet russia, I hate furry's o.O o.O o.O
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In Soviet Russia Night is day
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I soviet russia, the bed sleeps on you
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In Soviet Russia, desk has computer on you!
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in soviet russia, the house lives in you
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In soviet russia the rules of the Internet don't apply
( what a boring Internet it must be)
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I soviet russia, I can draw! lol
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In soviet russia, you bite mosquitoes :D
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in soviet russia the creator of housepets is scared to be dropkicked by me! ^_^
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In Soviet Russia, the shirt wears you
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In Soviet Russia, The Russia Sovet's In!
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In Soviet Russia, Lazer fires you!
(http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp217/Thagomizor/Shoop.jpg)
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In Soviet Russia, ice cream eats you to fast and gets headache!
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In Soviet Russia, people kill guns!
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in soviet russia, computer headbutts you!
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In soviet russia computer infects virus
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In Soviet Russia, you infect zombies!
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In Soviet Russia, car fills you with gas that's underpriced
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In Soviet Russia, mudkipz leik you!
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In Soviet Russia Kartorga 12 Is mutated by YOU!
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in soviet russia, buildings fall off of you
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In Soviet Russia, water walks on Jesus!
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In soviet russia grass eats cows
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In soviet russia, skyscrapers build you
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in soviet russia shoes tie you.
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In Soviet Russia, the mob owe you money
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In Soviet Russia, mind loses you.
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In Soviet Russia, Guitar Hero jamz to you!
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in Soviet Russia, ghosts nom pacman!
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In soviet russia, the toilet flushes you
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oh pleasant XD that's the last thing i want when i gotta go real bad lol
in soviet russia, furry's rule the world!
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(running out of ideas)
in soviet russia, anthrocon goes to furries! ^_^
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In soviet Russia, you turn flame war into comment section!
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in soviet russia, the chicken fries you
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in soviet russia, balloons stamp and pop you! :3
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In Soviet Russia Jesus Kills D:
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In Soviet Russia, marijuana smoke you!
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in soviet russia, pool swims in you O.o?
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In Soviet Russia, waste excretes you!
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In Soviet Russia, hangovers come first then getting drunk
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In soviet Russia chuck Norris is still chuck Norris
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ISR, Collar wears you!
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In Soviet Russia, cake mixes you!
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In Soviet Russia, back itches you!
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ISR The puppets controls you...not so different after all
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ISR, the cereal kills you...
AHHHHHHHH! TEH LUCKY CHARMS ARE AFTER ME AGAIN!!!!!
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ISR, Cherrio's are square
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isr,clowns cry on the outside...
@ CoCo: when u said that i imagined horatio smashing up and office in frustration lol
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mznsEcZlM2I
ISR I hate that guy
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/\ Lol whut
ISR, Boat rides you!
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ISR The possible is impossible
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ISR the impossible is possible?
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In Soviet Russia, Reason destroys insanity!
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In mother russia >>, your pants umm... in you
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ISR, the rainforest cuts down jerks
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In soviet Russia, tree hugs you!
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In Capitalist nation, people hunt animals for sport. In Soviet Russia, animals hunt you!
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ISR sanity is insanity
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ISR, the car drives you
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In Soviet Russia, hair cuts you!
Oh God! Here they come again! *runs away screaming*
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In Soviet Russia, you teach the professors!
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In Soviet Russia, cats own you!
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4x3xswiK51qzwtdlo1_500.jpg)
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In Soviet Russia, Russian speaks you!
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In Soviet Russia, cats own you!
I'm sorry... but that is the wrong red, In soviet Russia white would be put down for putting up another kind of communism.
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In soviet russia, Justin Bieber loves YOU!
....yes. a justin bieber joke. XD
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In Soviet Russia, famous people uselessly obsess and care about every detail of the life of YOU!
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In soviet russia, Items in factory process YOU!
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In Soviet Russia, grass steps on you!
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In soviet russia, Pictures post YOU on facebook.
(instead of you post pictures on facebook. get it?)
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In Soviet Russia, clothes sew you?
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In soviet Russia, you spray skunks!
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In Soviet Russia, Music listens to you!
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In Soviet Russia, animals keep humans as pets.
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In Soviet Russia, nap take you!
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In Soviet Russia, clothes wear you!
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In soviet russia, Music listens to you
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In Soviet Russia, ISR joke repeat YOU!
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In Soviet Russia, games play you!
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In Soviet Russia, lynxbear beware YOU!
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In Soviet Russia, The Game loses you!
[P.S. I just lost the game]
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In Soviet Russia, cats pet YOU!
(Dang it, 'Bro! DX )
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In Soviet Russia, food eats you!
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In Soviet Russia, mirror vainly obsess over you!
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in soviet russia, chuck norris still roundhouse kicks you :V
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^ Win
In Soviet Russia, rock throws you!
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In Soviet Russia, deer hunts YOU!
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In Soviet Russia, you rob theif!
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Wouldn't that make YOU the theif?
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In Soviet Russia, everyone is theif!
No offense Soviet Russia
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in soviet russia, furries have a fandom for humans :V
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In Soviet Russia, tail wags you! :P
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In soviet Russia, they make jokes about capitalist America
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In Soviet Russia, table sets you :P
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In soviet russia, bone breaks you!
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^ 0_o
In Soviet Russia, pencil sharpens you!
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In soviet Russia, air breaths you!!! :o
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In Soviet Russia, Fur Affinity posts on YOU!
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In soviet russia websites log in to you!
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In Soviet Russia, group joins you!
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In soviet Russia, you bite vampires :o
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In Soviet Russia, food noms YOU! (probably done already but I dun care XP)
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In Soviet Russia (And everywhere else) Lita and Sekoshi are teh cutest couple EVAR
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In Soviet Russia, I WILL nom Seko fox! >:3
But we probably won't go there so he's okay. Hehe.
(Note: Lynx eat foxes, but I'll never eat Sekoshi. Except if I'm in Soviet Russia. >w<;; )
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In Soviet Russia, hamster dance you!
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In Soviet Russia, toilet poops in you!
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^ LOL!
In Soviet Russia, pizza cooks you!
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In soviet russia, website links click you!
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In Soviet Russia, Paint.NET draws YOU
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In Soviet Russia....
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/8/1/30281.jpg?v=1)
...Watermelon eat you!
Just a note, that's a real picture of a carved watermelon.
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In Soviet Russia, coffee drinks you!
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In soviet Russia, you bite vampires :o
psh i do that anyways :D
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In Soviet Russia, wolves eat waffles shaped like humans... :3
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in soviet russia, animals have a fandom for humans ((would they still be considered furries?))
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^ Already done a couple times
In Soviet Russia, paper draws on YOU!
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In Soviet Russia, car DOESN'T drive you!
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In soviet russia microsoft can make a item to last more then 5 minutes
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In Soviet Russia, I worship Mac!
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In Soviet Russia, and everywhere else, I love mah Luna!
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In Soviet Russia, 9 out of 10 furries are NOT wolves or foxes.
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IN soviet Russia, they where epic face cus they Russian
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In Soviet Russia, glasses wear you!
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In soviet russia, life blesses you :/
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In Soviet Russia, PS2 play YOU!
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in soviet russia russians shoot u
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In Soviet Russia, spelling mistakes correct YOU!
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In Soviet Russia, bugs step on you!
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In Soviet Russia, computer crashes YOU!
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In Soviet Russia, grass eats cows! :o
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in soviet russia, sleep can't you.
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In Soviet Russia, you stalk cheese
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In Soviet Russia, book writes you!
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In Soviet Russia, zero divides by you.
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In Soviet Russia, Naruto dosn't beleive it!
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In Soviet Russia, Yoshi rides you!
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In Soviet Russia, game saves you!
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In soviet Russia, the moon howls at werewolves!
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In Soviet Russia, photos take you!
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In Soviet Russia, you bite sharks! Then the sharks get pissed off and eat you. >w<
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In Soviet Russia, hobo kills you!
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In Soviet Russia, paper writes on you!
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in soviet russia, i can come up with another soviet russia joke
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In Soviet Russia, house live in you o.O
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in soviet russia gas mask wear u
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In Soviet Russia, zombies are alive and real people are dead
wait.......
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In Soviet Russia, comformity is... Well, it's still comformity. :P
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In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia makes jokes about you!!!
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In Soviet Russia, Ice cream lick you! o.O
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In Soviet Russia, food stabs you with a fork
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In soviet Russia, cars ride in you... o.O
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In Soviet Russia, baby have you!
... That sounds so wrong. XD
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In Soviet Russia, baby have you!
... That sounds so wrong. XD
yes, yes it does... *shudders*
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In Soviet Russia, park walk to you!
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In Soviet Russia, head bangs you!
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In Soviet Russia, bomb drops candy
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Better be candy cigarettes. :P
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In Soviet Russia, song sings you!
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In soviet Russia, MEAT SUIT WEARS YOU.
yes. im stuck on the lady gaga meat suit thing.
It had to start smelling towards the end of the night.
IT HAD TO.
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In Soviet Russia, Forum post on YOU!
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In Soviet Russia, joke tells YOU!
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In Soviet Russia, Hugs hug YOU!
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In Soviet Russia, you CAN fly!!
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In Soviet Russia, you blind science! :P
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In Soviet Russia, love falls in you!
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In soviet Russia, werewolves transform into you? o.O
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In Soviet Russia, pop drink YOU!
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In Soviet Russia, sadness is happiness.
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ISR, Eggs beat you!
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ISR, cake bakes you!
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/\Lol!
ISR, Cream whips you!
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In Soviet Russia, chicken fries you!
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In Soviet Russia, punching bag punch you!
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In Soviet Russia, punching bag punch you!
So that's why they're called punching bags...
In Soviet Russia, trees climb you!
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In Soviet Russia, the bird flips you!
(I'm sorry if I shouldn't reference a phrase like that. It was funny enough to get me in a better mood though. It was worth a post edit, imo XD)
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^ That one's good. xD
In Soviet Russia, you bite dog!
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In Soviet Russia, plushies hug you!
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In soviet Russia, image files view you! :P
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In Soviet Russia, weed smokes you!
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In Soviet Russia, keyboard type on you!
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In soviet Russia, you tax government
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in soviet russia, why are u reading this?? get back to work!
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In soviet russia, work gets back to you!
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In soviet russia, you fire work o.O
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In Soviet Russia, school grade fail you!
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In soviet Russia, apple iPod actually works :P
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In soviet Russia, I can has win :3
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In Soviet Russia, this thread would be filled with propaganda
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In Soviet Russia, propaganda is truth
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In soviet Russia, Optus ISN'T a rip-off phone carrier!
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In Soviet Russia, this lynxbear understands what the foxsky just said! >w<
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris can still kick your butt
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris jokes are invalid.
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In Soviet Russia, Lita is right there
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In Soviet Russia, fennec foxes fly with their ears. :D
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In Soviet Russia that is true
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in soviet russia, apple is better than microsoft!
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In Soviet Russia, Apples software is actually good
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in soviet russia, messenger for ma is actually semi decent. and stable.
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In Soviet Russia, I will eat that foxsky over there. *points to Jasper* .w.
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ISR I make sense
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In Soviet Russia, I am sane and uninteresting.
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In Soviet Russia, I actually have something good to to eat... Wow, ._.
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ISR i can haz a cookie :3
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In Soviet Russia, I can shut my friggen mouth before it causes more trouble.
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In Soviet Russia, I can shut my friggen mouth before it causes more trouble.
:o in soviet Russia. Lita is not in trouble...
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In Soviet Russia, you click preview to post, and spell check to preview, and post to spell check. :D
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ISR That made sense
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ISR, made sense that!
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In Soviet Russia, grammar does not apply.
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In Soviet Russia, 2 + 2 = 5 (See if you get that quote. :P)
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In Soviet Russia, face youpalm
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In Soviet Russia, 2 + 2 = 5 (See if you get that quote. :P)
In Soviet Russia, you watch Big Brother!
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In soviet russia he is right
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In Soviet Russia, I wouldn't be impressed... :P
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ISR, I am not happy now :P
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ISR (and my family), no one likes the Beatles
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ISR Akula doesnt get a hug now *Huggles* :3
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ISR, I don't like Crevan's hugs. ^_^
*nuzzles*
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In Soviet Russia, I don't like plushies.
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In Soviet Russia, story writes YOU!
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In Soviet Russia, he's a sheep in wolf's clothing...
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In soviet russia I like pop music and rap... XD. Fail!
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in soviet russia, paper writes you! :D
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In Soviet Russia, no one likes The Beatles. :(
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ISR This is all true :o
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In Soviet Russia, I can think of something original.
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In Soviet Russia, Law breaks you
HAHAHA
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ISR, calculus is easy!!
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ISR, tv watches you (ahh stalker tv!) o.O
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In Soviet Russia, Sign reads you. And also
(http://www.coolestfamilyever.com/wp-content/uploads/Soviet_party.png)
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In Soviet Russia, that picture made a bit of sense.
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This Is True
(http://www.deviantart.com/download/138348479/In_Soviet_Russia____by_Pokemon_TF_Fan.png)
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ISR, that picture loses
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in soviet russia ur a little tea pot short and stout there is ur handel there is ur spout
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In Soviet Russia, the fool pities Mr. T!
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In Soviet Russia, Here gets out of Stalker!
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In Soviet Russia, I don't care about that signature. (But really, where'd you get that cool sig Arrant?)
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ISR, /\ Dislikes that siggy
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In Soviet Russia, Crevan is not pawsome and cute. .w.
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In Soviet Russia, mainstream music is actually good.
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In Soviet Russia, mainstream music is actually good.
WIN.
In Soviet Russia, my back doesn't hurt! O_<;;
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In Soviet Russia, Lita is not my friend.
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In Soviet Russia, *palmface*
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In Soviet Russia, face youpalm
In Soviet Russia, this is not something I said in the past.
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In soviet russia, we tell in america jokes!
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In Soviet Russia, I'm not an idiot for repeating something
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In Soviet Russia i still love Akula and Leo :$
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In Soviet Russia, I'm not confused by ^
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In soviet Russia, ... *gun shots*
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In Soviet Russia, guns fire you!
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In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia joke about YOU
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In Soviet Russia, I can think of another joke to say.
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In Soviet Russia, I am not worried.
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ISR, Neither am i :$
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Even in Soviet Russia, I'm confused about what's going on
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In Soviet Russia, I'll still FALCON PAUNCH you...
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In Soviet Russia, I'll still FALCON PAUNCH you...
My friend, for some reason, was saying "i'm going to falcon punch you" and a teacher walking by interpreted that as "i'm going to ****ing punch you" and he got in trouble :V
In soviet russia, you send teacher to detention!
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ISR Happiness and cyanide read you :P
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In Soviet Russia, Crevan is not from England o.O
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ISR, Akula isn't my friend :P
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ISR, Crevan is not cute
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ISR, I am not going to hug Akula
*Huggles*
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In Soviet Russia, McDonald's accept's my job applications X3
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ISR, Crevan isn't a sweet fox that makes me smile
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ISR, Akula doesnt compliment me ^_^
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ISR, I don't want to give Crevan a kiss :3
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ISR, I am not thinking the same as Akula
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ISR, Crevan doesn't make my day
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ISR, Akula isn't sweet
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ISR, Crevan is mean and sour :P
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In Soviet Russia, this place sucks.
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ISR, I like Jell-O
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ISR, I hate Jell-O
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In Soviet Russia, we actually take the time to write it out, because we are just that amazing
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In Soviet Russia, I knew that Coleo and Akula were luvers.
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In Soviet Russia, we are.
But not here.
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In soviet russia i have a lover :s
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In Soviet Russia the tall grass hides in the raptor
*Rubs belly* Don't feel so good..
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In Soviet Russia, a Snorlax wild appears!
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In Soviet Russia...music pirates you!
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ISR, People actually call me foxy
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In Soviet Russia, topic isn't related to post :3
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In soviet russia, Sentry builds Engineer...
(old TF2 one xD)
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ISR, They have a thread called 'Only In America'
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In Soviet Russia, they have a thread called "In capitalist America"
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In Soviet Russia, pika-chu! (See, Pokemon humor. :P)
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In Soviet Russia, Pikachu chooses YOU!
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In Soviet Russia, Digimon, and Pokemon, are the same thing :o
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In Soviet Russia, Digimon don't have the -mon suffix.
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In Soviet Russia, I'm good at chess.
(I recently got owned by a computer at chess)
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ISR, Only bears on unicycles live
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ISR, Only bears on unicycles live
In Soviet Russia, I understand this post.
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In Soviet Russia, Google searches for YOU!
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In Soviet Russia, everyone uses Bing!
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ISR, Only bears on unicycles live
In Soviet Russia, I understand this post.
ISR, This is what i mean http://rutube.ru/tracks/2480734.html?v=1b777e59a2e6fb276f8f6fafbfe99008
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In Soviet Russia, Wally finds you!
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^ Waldo?
( word )
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(http://87.106.166.174/images/EventImages/17Wally.jpg)
No, Wally
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Is he called Wally in the UK?
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Is he called Wally in the UK?
Aye.
Wait, you ain't from the UK? *mind blown*
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No, I'm from California >.>
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Cool! Nottingham :3
Anyway, ISR, tails wag you...
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ISR, I'm from the UK :P
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ISR, I'm from California.... :P
(Dream of Californication-Red Hot Chilli Peppers just popped up in my head :3)
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Yep I'm a bloody Yank! :P
ISR, I haven't been to England
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ISR, I have been abroad :/
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ISR, I've stayed in england for more than 5 hours
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ISR, I'm not going to huggle akula *huggles*
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ISR, I'm not the glomp master
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ISR, I actuallly know what glomping is xD
*googles*
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ISR, It's not an extreme form of hugging
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ISR, I don't understand
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ISR, you never get glomped :o
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ISR, I don't need a glomp :(
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ISR, you're not gonna get glomped by me
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ISR, Glomping still means a form of hugging where you run up to the person and then jump and land on them while hugging
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In Soviet Russia, there's an I in "team".
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ISR, That wasn't a win
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ISR, February has 30 days
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In Soviet Russia, Feburary is so fail, it needs 30 days to ruin everyone's life.
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ISR, I understand
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In Soviet Russia, I hate British, Scottish, and Australian accents. >w<
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ISR, I hate American accents xD
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In Soviet Russia, Crevan has a usual fox color scheme.
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ISR, I hate being mentioned and complimented :P
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In Soviet Russia, I'm a horrible person that will backhand anyone who looks at me the wrong way.
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In Soviet Russia, I don't want to go back to Colombia.
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ISR, I don't want to meet everyone on here
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ISR, Crevan might not be moving near me :3
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ISR, I'm not jealous of MB
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ISR, I'm not directly disobeying my teacher just for the oppurtunity to talk to you all.
Meh, I've passed this cource already, so...
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ISR, MB is wrong
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In Soviet Russia, we value the mother land to much to use acronyms
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ISR, I dont :P
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In soviet russia, we would put you in the ground
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In Soviet Russia, MW2 is a realistic game.
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ISR, I don't completely agree with crazy.
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In Soviet Russia, I am not starving. O_o;;
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ISR, I don't have classes tomorrow
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In Soviet Russia, I am not eating taquitos.
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ISR, the forums are really active right now.
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In Soviet Russia, I am not going to make my literature class grade go from an A+ to an F from one assignment...
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ISR, I'm not gonna fail sociology
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In Soviet Russia, I can wait until the weekend.
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ISR, I don't have a boring teacher for 2 lessons in a row this morning <.<
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ISR, program uninstalls you!
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ISR, hard drive defragments you
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Haha nice one x3
ISR, music listens to you!
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In soviet Russia, forum posts on you!
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In Soviet Russia, computer chair sit on you!
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ISR, Internet buffers you.
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In Soviet Russia, I'm a productive member of society.
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ISR, I have a life :/
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia, poem writes you!
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia, poem writes you!
Hahaha! Epic win! :D
In Soviet Russia, Justin Bieber is a boy.
-
^ Epic.
In Soviet Russia, I don't suck at learning new alphabets!
-
In Soviet Russia, I can speak Russian.
(What alphabets are you trying to learn?)
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In Soviet Russia, Phone Charges You!
(I originally tried learning Russian, and I'm still in consideration mode, but now I'm trying Korean, but the first several languages I'm going to do will not be in the latin alphabet.)
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia, poem writes you!
EPIC WIN EPIC WIN EPIC WIN *huggles Seko* :*
In Soviet Russia, Love I's you!
(I epically failed. lol)
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In soviet russia, Lita doesnt epicly fail. :P
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That's harsh xD
ISR, Drums buy YOU!
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In soviet Russia, werewolves exist, and there are more shiba inus than any other place in the world!
Fail XP
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ISR, marshmellow roasts you!
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ISR, Steam works <.<
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In soviet russia, the creepy teacher that. Just passed didn't tottaly creap me out >-->
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In soviet Russia, crime commits you!
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ISR, tomatoes are made from ketchup! :o
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In soviet Russia, there is good music on the radio... (right now, all my favourite stations suck with justin biever on it *cries*)
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Justin has feelings too, y'know :P
At least it's not Rap *shivers*
ISR, Radio plays you!
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C'mon, even I don't HATE rap. Some of its pretty good if you catch the right dude.
In Soviet Russia, Dig dug you!
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I don't get why every one has to hate on rap/heavy metal, I agree some of it can be just dumb, but you could at least give it a chance.
In Soviet Russia, WE GIVE ALL GENRES A CHANCE.
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I don't hate rap. I just dislike it.
I can understand perfectly why people enjoy it though.
The same goes for R+B/Soul/Hip-Hop/Pop etc.
And I do like quite a variety of music. For example I like Slipknot, yet I also love James Blunt and Basshunter.
Now lets get back on topic.
ISR, points score you!
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ISR, I hate Metal
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ISR, Metal hates YOU!
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In Soviet Russia, topic stays on you!
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Haha nice x3
ISR, Art Sites look at you!
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In Soviet Russia, dance does you. (Sorry, that was bad...)
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In Soviet Russia, I don't love BuddyWolf! ^_^
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In soviet Russia, I don't love crazycat
In soviet Russia, Tea sips you
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ISR, economy fails you. :'(
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In Soviet Russia, I don't want to cuddle Buddywolf :3
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris can still kick your [removed].
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In Soviet Russia, PSP plays you!
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In soviet russia, your hetrophobic
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ISR, I understand
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In Soviet Russia, files convert you!
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In soviet Russia, you bite mosquitos!
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In Soviet Russia, Dogs Walk you :D
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in soviet russia plants eat you :D
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In Soviet Russia, deer hunt you!
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in soviet Russia, you invade a ladybug's bathroom, and crawl around the lights! (I hate ladybugs in my house, they're SOO annoying!)
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In soviet russia, bug exterminates you! or in any b-horror movie
-
In soviet Russia, the dogs want to know who let out you.
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ISR, I let the dogs out :P
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In Soviet Russia, LOL YOU!
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ISR, Lita doesn't win :P
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In soviet Russia, city rampages through a Godzilla.
-
In Soviet Russia, we invade Mars!
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ISR, sdrawkcab si gnitirw
(Writing is backwards )
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ISR, I'm not depressed :(
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ISR, I am not hugging Many right now
*Huggles*
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ISR, Crevan didn't cheer me up via PM :)
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ISR, I have no friends on TFF :3
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In Soviet Russia, you have no respect for the mother land! !
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ISR, Comrade greetings
-
In Soviet Russia, computer restarts you!
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ISR, Comrade greetings
You is no comrade of mine >:(
In soviet Russia, hatebreed plays the national anthem
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In soviet russia, foxes aren't pests in australia!!! :o XD wait wot? :P
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ISR, Comrade greetings
You is no comrade of mine >:(
Wait, I dont get it o.O
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in soviet russia people say:
(http://i815.photobucket.com/albums/zz75/zom8ie99/forwardcomaradesforthemotherland.jpg)
(i made that on photoshop ^_^)
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@ Red, EPIC!!!!!!
@ Foxy, you have no love for the mother land >:(
In Soviet Russia, I give you my eggo
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@Sain, I think i get it now
In Soviet Russia, I am not going there in a few weeks
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In Soviet Russia, I have spare time.
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ISR, I don't have spare time
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ISR, I'm not love sick :3
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ISR, I am not sick of love
Seriously, my love life is DOA D:
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ISR, I'm not love sick :3
Same :3
In Soviet Russia, I have a stable mood.
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ISR, People stopped reminding me of Leo
-
ISR, I'm not here to say sorry for reminding Crevan :(
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ISR gun shoots you o.O
-
In Soviet Russia, I am not going there in a few weeks
ISR, People stopped reminding me of Leo
Why why must the mother land be treated so ;=;
In soviet Russia, a take a monument of silence
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in soviet russia, bears eat gummi you!
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in soviet russia, bears eat gummi you!
They do that In capitlist america :P
In Soviet Russia, the forum is called, http://ww.TheSovietFurry.ru
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In Soviet Russia, I am not suspicious of that website.
-
In Soviet Russia, tis not propaganda, tis news
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ISR, I did not click on that link >.>
-
((Its made up ppl, >>))
In soviet Russia, you is still no comrad of mine >:(
-
ISR, I am not his comrade still :P
-
In Soviet Russia, you have no love for the mother land
-
In soviet Russia, I do now :D
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In soviet Russia, you tease the mother land :/
-
ISR, I understand what Sain means :/
-
In Soviet Russia, sad feel you :(
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ISR, I wish i could help :/
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In Soviet Russia, no ones helps those who hurt the mother land
-
ISR, Crooks chase you >:3
-
In Soviet Russia, Chairs Steal You.
-
In Soviet Russia, music plays you :o
-
In soviet russia, thoughts think you.
-
ISR, Threads kill you
-
In Soviet Russia, this tex't ISN'T ANGRY!
-
In Soviet Russia, That text wasn't angry :D
-
In Soviet Russia, Green Eggs and Ham love Sam.
-
In Soviet Russia, Green Eggs and Ham love Sam.
In Soviet Russia, That isn't win
-
This text isn't strange at all!
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ISR, sdrawkcab t'nsi sihT :D
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In soviet russia, pie EATS YOU
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ISR, The pie doesn't scare me :P
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in soviet russia, car drives you along the highway at 90 mph!
-
ISR, sledge rides you
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ISR, the lie is a cake! o.O
-
in soviet russia, adding water to baby powder makes baby
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In Roviet Sussia, Aetters rre leversed.!
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ISR, people to the power.
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ISR, the lie is a cake! o.O
It still means its a lie then :D
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В Советской России, слова текст, который вы!
In Soviet Russia, words text you!
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In soviet russia, CDS BURN YOU ILLEGALY.
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In Soviet Russia, There WASN'T a Russian guy called Victor Rezno who dies for mother Russia in COD
-
In Soviet Russia, COD:Black Ops isn't as addicting. No wait yes it is :o
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In Soviet Russia, you troll noobs!
-
In soviet Russia, The above is true :D
-
In Soviet Russia, frog dissects you!
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ISR, I am not on late
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In soviet russia, Verbs conjugate you!
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In Soviet Russia, sick gets you!
-
Fun Fact: In russian it doesn't matter if the subject comes first or last so when translated a sentance like:
"He drives the car"
Would make just as much sense as:
"The car drives him"
Russian's a funny language. :)
Oh yeah, and....
In Soviet Russia, Man make sandwichs!
-
In Soviet Russia, Mordor walks into you!
-
!backwards are things, Russia Soviet In
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In Soviet Russia, Brain Doesn't have a scarecrow!
-
In Soviet Russia, I don't see what you did there!
-
ISR Women can drive
*I just make fun of the stereotypes*
-
In Soviet Russia, I've met Ho'ne.
-
ISR nerve agents are good for you :P
-
In America, I eat you!
In soviet russia, I eat you!
Your screwed either way!
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ISR, Zombie didn't tell a joke
-
In soviet russia, I can sing like a god
-
In Soviet Russia, song remixes you!
-
In Soviet Russia You attack Monster's home
-
In Soviet Russia, you snatch the bed intruder's people up!
-
In Soviet Russia, HP breaks you
-
In Soviet Russia, toys turn YOU on.
.. c: *snickers*
-
Aw, I was gonna do a similar one. Whatever I'll do it anyway.
In Soviet Russia, light switch turns YOU on!
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In Soviet Russia, my joke was better than Crazy's D:
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ISR, Crazy failed
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ISR Couch sits on potato
-
in soviet russia [content removed]
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In Soviet Russia, car drives backwards!
(theres a reason its called a russian reversal joke XD)
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In Soviet Russia, Red didn't speak Russian
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ISR you eat zombies brains
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In Soviet Russia, flu has you
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ISR, 65 million BC died by Dinosaurs
I see it as further proof that dinos built time machines... Notice how its always 65 million years ago, it always moves with you... 3 million years later, the dinos died 65 million years ago... ITS A CONSPIRACY!!!!!! ;)
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ISR, Zombie isn't right
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ISR, Crevan wants to eat me
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isr, i am not furry
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ISR Geeks, nerds and dorks are insuperior
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ISR, I am not ill
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ISR i dont say ditto to crevan
-
ISR, Zombie didn't ditto xD
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ISR, You take from IRS
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ISR, You arrest police
-
ISR, Video Game plays YOU!
-
ISR, computer boots you!
-
In Soviet Russia, I can believe it's not butter!
-
ISR, you screw IRS!
-
ISR, you screw IRS!
ISR, I not say that!
-
ISR, Shop lifts you!
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Are you stupid like Cyrno, you no want hot pockets... In soviet Russia hawt pock-etz want you
(This is a joke from the Shrine Maiden scroll shooter games. IOS made some flash video's based on the games one was making fun of a hot pockets commercial however the Chinese person in the video says hot pockets as hawt pock-etz)
Normally I'd make someone pay for such an insult to the motherland, but that was one sweet explosion. -- C&C X Video
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ISR, song mixes you!
-
ISR, Book reads you!
-
ISR, Star Trek has good science!
-
ISR, ZombiezuRFER is normal!
-
In soviate russia, the future changes you.
-
ISR dogs walk you!
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ISR, Picnic eats you!
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In soviet russia, President Asassinate YOU!
XP
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ISR, that not true ISR! XD
-
^ (haha)
ISR you poo on birds (wahahah a bit weird there)
-
ISR, Chuck Norris is still awesome!
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ISR, speed limit is -60 mph.
-
ISR, dinosaurs are tiny and sharks eat vegetables!
-
ISR, house live in you!
-
Russia isn't so strange as one might think. FOr instance, ISR, Guns shoot you!
-
ISR House Destroys Fire!
-
ISR, Hat wear People
-
ISR, Chicken eats YOU!
-
ISR, you rebel against rebels!
-
ISR, ghetto live in YOU!
-
ISR, Screen licks Alexei!
-
ISR, furries insult YOU!!
-
ISR, fursuits wear YOU!
-
ISR, you pop out of a Xenomorph!
-
ISR, laws of physics break you!
-
ISR pokemon catch you!
-
ISR, sandwich eats YOU!
-
in soviet russia, tv watch you!!
-
ISR ... car drives you
-
ISR, Nuclear bombs help people!
-
ISR, everything is normal ISR.
You confuse paradox!
-
ISR, paradox creates you.
-
ISR, Time travel YOU!
-
In Soviet Russia, environment destroys you!
-
ISR, paper draws YOU!!
-
ISR, cold get you!
-
In Soviet Russia, smallpox eradicates you! :o
-
ISR forum posts on you
-
ISR, life lives you.
-
ISR russia is in you!
-
In soviet Russia, Russia soviet in!
-
In Soviet Russia, I can fly! :3
-
ISR, students teach professors! o.O
-
In Soviet Russia, the world shall end win 2012!!!
-
NOOOOO DON'T END WIN.
In Soviet Russia ponies ride you!
(....D:)
-
in soviet russia, cowboys ride YOU!
lol villian yours reminded me of this
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ISR, food noms you
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in soviet russia, road forks YOU!
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In soviet russia, Alexei is a common name!
-
in soviet russia, cowboys ride YOU!
lol villian yours reminded me of this
Hahha just a bit dodgy :D
ISR Dodgy things posts you!
-
isr, songs remix you
-
ISR, posts spam YOU!
-
ISR, George W. Bush is not a fail!
-
ISR, you eat Tiger!
-
In soviet russia, the Japenese are serious!
-
/\ I have no idea how this makes sense...
-
The japanese are really crazy people :D
-
They are by far the most serious people i have met. but they are wierd lol
anyway, ISR chess plays you!
-
I guess they can be... but 80% of weird lols comes from there
ISR, GIGA PUDDING EATS YOU
^see?
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ISR, animals wanna be human? lawls
-
In the furry forums, people wanna be anthros :D
-
ISR, my hair is straight!
-
ISR, I can draw bodies good :(
-
ISR, TV watches YOU!
KGB always watching...
-
^ (hahhaha)
ISR Capitalism is actually a beneficial system
(Oh, wait...)
-
in soviet russia, SECRETS TELL YOU.
-
ISR
girls just don't wanna have fun
-
ISR,
books check out you.
-
^
(hahhahhaha)
ISR I can't hear myself think in libraries!
-
ISR
They aren't blowing me kisses.
(reference to a song called Blowin Me Kisses)
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ISR Villain doesn't like cuddles, and DEFINITELY doesn't want one now
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well its not soviet russia right now, SOOO! *huggles*
ISR, Kodachi here isn't huggling villian. nope, not at all.
-
-hugs back in non-soviet russia-
:D
ISR I HATE THIS FORUM.
-
-appreciates the huggles in non-soviet russia-
ISR THIS FORUM HATES YOU
-
D:
-anime type scene where villain falls slowly into blackness-
(:D)
ISR pie bakes you
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ISR trolls love you
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in soviet russian...P***y eats you!
lul "teeth" refference
X3
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ISR Mudkipz liek you!
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ISR, Y U NO guy knows exactly why you didn't...
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ISR-- I totally got that comment.
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ISR, Y U NO guy knows exactly why you didn't...
im tottaly lost
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ISR, Y U NO guy knows exactly why you didn't...
In Soviet Russia, I wasn't the only one who got that.
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ISR, presentation makes you!
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In Soviet Russia, You want Uncle Sam!
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ISR: trolls drag you into the corner of a dark alley and beat you... >.>
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In soviet russia, Al Gore causes global warming!
(http://papundits.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/global-warming-gore-fire.jpg)
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In soviet russia, alarm clocks make you sleep
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In Soviet Russia, the switch flicks you!
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In Soviet Russia, Bob and Tom take my calls!
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(What?)
In Soviet Russia, the toilet craps in YOU!
In Soviet Russia, the Super Bass-o-matic '76 grinds up dead bass in YOU!
[removed] (Like a boss!)
DAMMIT!
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In soviet russia, they make in capitalist america jokes!
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In Soviet Russia, F.P. wears a shirt! XP
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In soviet russia, fursuit wears you!
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In Soviet Russia, the die would hacks! XD
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In Soviet Russia, the Boss does things like You!
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ISR, they dont say the word (censored) on a family orientated forum. or dammit. *couch couch* CIFERO WINDTAIL!!!!!!!!!! *couch couch*
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In Soviet Russia, you are the lie!
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In soviet russia, Portal gun shoot you!
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ISR, Don McLean would make bad music!
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In soviet russia,
hockey plays you!
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In Soviet Russia, We DO need stinkin' badges!
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In soviet russia, they make in capitalist america jokes!
In capitalist america, bank robs you!
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In Soviet Russia video games play you :D
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In Soviet Russia, these jokes are classic!
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In soviet russia, it is impossible to contradict
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In Soviet Russia, skateboard rides you!
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In Soviet Russia
This Russian is huge!
(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i349/smok3dogg1/photo-4.jpg)
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in soviet russia, collar wears you!
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ISR, microphone sings into you!
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In Soviet Russia, you don't sing "Friday", you sing "Monday" XP
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In soviet Russia, potatoes farm you!
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In soviet russia hamburger eatz you!
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In soviet russia, not so old topic revives you!
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In Soviet Russia Gun shots you.
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In soviet russia, topics lock mods....
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ISR, Tree writes on you!
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ISR, You troll trolls!
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In Soviet Russia, Lyrics sing the signer :P
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This thread is simple... Yakov Smirnoff pioneered these jokes, and they are random and pretty silly. All you need to do is say the magical opening line, and close it with the reverse of something. How you do it: You can take phrases, words, actions, or pretty much any verb and twist it around and add you at the end.
Example: In Soviet Russia, Lawn mows you!
Here's to start it off:
In Soviet Russia, remote controls you!
Have fun everyone! :D
in soviet russia facebook pokes you
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris runs away from you X3
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In Soviet Russia, goldfish smart as you!
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In Soviet Russia, money spends you! XD
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In Soviet Russia dog walk you!!!! ;) XD
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In Soviet Russia, Governements elect for the population =3
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In Soviet Russia, Tree pee on doggie
[[that ones bad... XD]]
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In Soviet Russia cat does doggy style. XD
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In Soviet Russia, beer drinks you X3
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iSR, Attacker sue you!
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In Soviet Russia, Keyboards types you! :P
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In Soviet Russia, zombie shoot you!
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In Soviet Russia, tears cry you...
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In soviet russia firework shoot you!
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In Soviet Russia you school teachers.
B)
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In Soviet Russia, they make Communist America jokes.
In Soviet Russia, you can actually use the phrase "Hitler-rific".
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In Soviet Russia, you repair the dentist's teeth :P
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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
In Soviet Russia:
POEM WRITES YOUUUUUU!!!
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in soviet russia your sister i your brother
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In Soviet Russia, Alcohol drinks you X3
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(http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=969243627038&id=0f8b622ecdc5535d684aedae3aeaf8c7&url=http%3a%2f%2fwww.deviantart.com%2fdownload%2f94901319%2fSoviet_Mudkip_by_xAikaNoKurayami.jpg)
Deal with it :D
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in soviet russia waldo finds you
(http://)
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in soviet russia wall E repairs you
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In Soviet Russia, Bill Gates is poor
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in soviet russia waldo finds you
(http://)
:P
Epic win
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In Soviet Russia, being human is a fandom X3
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In Soviet Russia, being human is a fandom X3
in soviet Russia being human is classed as being odd (i wish they saw what it felt like for a change >:()
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In Soviet Russia, money takes you out the wallet XD
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In Soviet Russia, computer plays you!
...Wait..
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in soviet Russia moon lands on you
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In Soviet Russia, Moon landed on us first!
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In Soviet Russia, you have super powers
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in soviet Russia World Rules YOU XD
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In Soviet Russia, english humorists don't TRY to be funny :P
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In Soviet Russia, english humorists don't TRY to be funny :P
in soviet Russia i am popular at school.........(i just hinted at my sad life :'()
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In Soviet Russia, Bullies are bullied
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in soviet russia horse rides you....i did NOT think that up someone at my school did... :|
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In Soviet Russia, music listens to you
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in soviet Russia.... donkey feeds you
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In Soviet Russia, Madagascar is the most influent country in the world
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in soviet Russia ....you end with the world
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At Least in Soviet Russia, 2012 is real :|
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... it's someone's birthday. Obviously.
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In Soviet Russia, clothes wear you
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cheese is still awesome. XD
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In Soviet Russia:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cY2VybnyNE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cY2VybnyNE)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMgByEotGpM
In the Furry Forum, however...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
This PROVES that the Furry Forum rocks!
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In Soviet Russia, hair cuts you
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Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. (NO ONE IS CHUCK NORRIS BUT CHUCK NORRIS.)
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In soviet Russia, Cell phones call you
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gtvyvjjhrewhrwe duedheaaeuiwuewu eidejduiewhrhefhyryrhwecdeer urfdhuwerwreshseshreyndfh re equals o.
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Please do not randomly mash your keyboard as a response
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In Soviet Russia, language speaks you.
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In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you ^^ (-tribute to the soviet handgun mod from cortex command)
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in soviet russia flag flys you
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In Soviet Russia, Women and gays rule the world B)
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....Air breathes you
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In soviet russia computers type on you XDDD
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In soviet russia computers type on you XDDD
in soviet Russia pets feed YOU
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Are you stupid like Cero ... Nooo In soviet russia you no want hawt pawkets, hawt pockeets want you~! (Note: Hawt Pawkets = Hot Pockets ... he just can't pronounce it right)
(I will laugh if anyone gets what i stole this from ... without looking it up >.>)
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Is soviet Russia, birds are deep sea creatures
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In soviet russia, that still doesn't make any since XDDD
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in soviet Russia wild animals are tame
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Does that mean Russians have Untamed pets? O.o
Wow ... Russians are carzy XD
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In soviet Russia, Aloneness says in soviet Russia jokes :P
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in soviet Russia my pet aloneness is right ^_^
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Yes I actually plan to make quite a few ISR jokes if i go to Russia, and then make a few In capitalist America jokes ^^ Why bother playing post-apocalyptic games when you could just live in Russia~~~!
In Soviet Russia, Movie Watches You
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wha are u russian or something?
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I have a very tiny bit of Russian in me from my Great Great Grandparents ^^;
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i have a tiny bit of danish but it only comes from guy generations back im mostly pure English blood ....but thats not to say i don't mind mixing it..... :)
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in soviet russia, topic stays on you :P
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in soviet russia i don't answer questions
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In soviet Russia, Moderators get banned by members XD
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I still despise Family Guy.
(Seriously!)
(It insults my state!)
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In soviet Russia, you don't need a drivers license to drive a tank ^^ (According to my friend)
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In soviet Russia, you don't need a drivers license to drive a tank ^^ (According to my friend)
in soviet russia plushe's cuddle YOU
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Thats got to be kinda weird XDD
In soviet Russia, MMORPG's get addicted to you
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ISR, bomb disarm YOU!
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I think a bomb will do that in just about any country ... o.o
In Soviet Russia, Fire puts out water
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Vampires suck oranges. :/ BLOOD oranges. :) D: D:
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in soviet Russia software downloads hardware
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In Soviet Russia...
Sandvich eats heavy?
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in soviet Russia police cause riots (yes im British and the riots are not common it is probaly the first riot ive ever seen in England)
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In soviet Russia, plane fly you!
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In Soviet Russia, joke laughs at you!
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Saw this and just had to post it XD
(http://loled.net/wp-content/main/2011_08/PJa0V.jpg)
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Saw this and just had to post it XD
(http://loled.net/wp-content/main/2011_08/PJa0V.jpg)
Haha brilliant xD
ISR, picture post you!
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In soviet russia, school skips you!
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bird isn't the word. (THANK GOODNESS...)
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In Soviet Russia, rock has skull crushed by you!
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in soviet russia pawz radio.....kite plays YOU
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In Soviet Russia, venom is killed by you!
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Instead of Bane getting beefed up by the drug Venom, Venom gets beefed up by the drug Bane!
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In Soviet Russia, car get hit by you!
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The nose picks you!
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In Soviet Russia, chair sit on you!
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You is on the joke!
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Saw this and just had to post it XD
(http://loled.net/wp-content/main/2011_08/PJa0V.jpg)
Haha brilliant xD
ISR, picture post you!
whoa i gotta show this to my friend at school (we do soviet russia jokes all the time)
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In Soviet Russia, chat voice you!
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in soviet Russia fire breathe dragon
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Haha! Nice one Maggintons x3
In soviet russia, water drink you!
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Saw this and just had to post it XD
(http://loled.net/wp-content/main/2011_08/PJa0V.jpg)
Haha brilliant xD
ISR, picture post you!
whoa i gotta show this to my friend at school (we do soviet russia jokes all the time)
In soviet Russia, the home is destroyed by the fire!
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ISR world destroy WMD
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In Soviet Russia, me won't give Time me.
In Soviet Russia, this would be called "In "Capitalist" America..."
"Capitalist" in quotes because it seems more like a communist country since the FBI was secretly taken over by evil demons...
WHO WE SHOULD PREPARE TO FIGHT...
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In soviet russia, laser pointer plays with cat
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In Soviet Russia, Skype call on you!
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In Soviet Russia, boring books are actually interesting <.<
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In Soviet Russia, Smurfs are Sfrums!
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In soviet Russia, Soviet Russia is in you O.o
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In Soviet Russia, evil guys in video games help you acheive your mission o.o
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In Soviet Russia Phoenix Down Kills You~!!!!
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... it's Snake running around wit hhis hands over his *cough* parts while Raiden kicks butt.
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... it's Snake running around wit hhis hands over his *cough* parts while Raiden kicks butt.
That's not even an In Soviet Russia joke: In Soviet Russia bad jokes tell you
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In soviet russia, these jokes are new! >.<
More literally; In soviet Russia, SCISSORS CUT YOU D: And if you don't understand that reference then you probably never will xD
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In soviet Russia capitalist America jokes tell you >.<
Capitalist America - You Tell Jokes
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In Soviet russia, Tolkien lifted his plot from Paolini!
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In Soviet Russia, keyboard types on you!
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In Soviet Russia mouse chases cat
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In Soviet Russia, Starbucks pay you!
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In soviet russia logic is illogical
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In soviet russia, My Little Pony loves you!!! wait... <.<
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In Soviet Russia, Bottle waters you!
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In Soviet Russia, Gravity Repels
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^(Dude, how'd you know about Kit?)
In Soviet Russia, the grapist mouths you in the grape!
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^(Dude, how'd you know about Kit?)
In Soviet Russia, the grapist mouths you in the grape!
^ (Know about what?)
In soviet Russia, soviet Russia is in you
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Holy hell this is still going on. XD
Anywho... In Soviet Russia, fruit cake hates you <.<
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^(Dude, how'd you know about Kit?)
In Soviet Russia, the grapist mouths you in the grape!
^ (Know about what?)
In soviet Russia, soviet Russia is in you
(Scratch tha, I meant Kat. Video game character that can repel gravity.)
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^(Dude, how'd you know about Kit?)
In Soviet Russia, the grapist mouths you in the grape!
^ (Know about what?)
In soviet Russia, soviet Russia is in you
(Scratch tha, I meant Kat. Video game character that can repel gravity.)
No I don't know about Kat, also you forgot to post a in soviet russia joke ... -.-
In soviet Russia, Jet flies you.
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In soviet rusia, cookie eats you! And in Soviet Russia, YOU^ are Togetherness!
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In soviet Russia, forum posts on you. No I'll always be aloneness >.> even in soviet Russia
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Or WILL YOU?!
In Soviet Russia, Inception Top Spins You!... Or does it?
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In Soviet Russia there is a fat redneck Professional American who demonstrates firearms.
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In Soviet Russia, companion cube kill YOU!
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In soviet russia i hate computers
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In soviet russia i like cell phones!
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In soviet russia i am happy :(
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In soviet russia, toothbrush clean tou=ilet with you!
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In soviet Russia taxes pay you
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In Soviet Russia, pie get you in the face!
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In Soviet Russia, goldfish keep YOU in a tiny bowl.
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In Soviet Russia I am the ruler! >:3
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In Soviet Russia, mask wear you!
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In Soviet russia, boat is on YOU!
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In Soviet Russia, all your base are belong to us!
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(^Oh god....) XD
In Soviet Russia...
Mushroom mushroom mushroom mushroom mushroom mushroom mushroom mushroom mushroom mushroom mushroom mushroom
Snake snake snake snake
Badger! Badger! It's a Badger! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH Badger!
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In Soviet Russia, kitty pet you!
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In Soviet Russia, Monopoly hotels buy YOU!
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in Soviet Russia money make you
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In Soviet Russia, they have Captain Czechoslovakia!
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In soviet Russia, everywhere and nowhere is schrodinger
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In soviet russia math makes sense :P
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Inj Soviet Russia I actually get every last e-mail from my english teacher.
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in soviet russia banna peals you
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In Soviet russia, arrow takes YOU to the knee!
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In Soviet Russia, president vote for YOU!
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Thats not a lot of votes lol
In soviet russia you don't use the force the force uses you
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In Soviet Russia, the BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
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in soviet russia chair sits on you
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In Soviet Russia, honey eats bear!
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^ Don't tell lita that XDDDD
In Soviet Russia, Mail sends you
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in soviet russia, house enters you
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In Soviet Russia...
Well, I don't really know what happens, I don't live there. XD
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In Soviet Russia, Blood thirsts for you!
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In Soviet Russia, you are watching ceiling cat
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In Soviet Russia, that wishes it thought of me!
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In soviet russia, people eat zombies!
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In Soviet Russia, Basement Cat sells his soul to you!
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In Soviet Russia, Vodka make you.
(probably true :P)
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In Soviet Russia, TV is watching you. Forever...
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In Soviet Russia, You fly many aircraft while Nikolai (http://callofduty.wikia.com/wiki/Nikolai_(Modern_Warfare)) goes on crazy journey of adventure.
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In Soviet Russia, Xbox play you.
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In soviet russia, Waldo find YOU
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In soviet Russia, government works for you!
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In soviet russia, you bite frost!
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In Soviet Russia, yellow snow doesn't eat you!
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In soviet russia, fire keeps it's hands off you!
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In Soviet Russia, roof sleeps under you!
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In soviet russia, USA reverses you!
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In Soviet Russia, Tau are Evil Commie Mutant Traitors, instead of Good Commie Xenos!
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In Soviet Russia, nuclear waste makes you.
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In Soviet Russia, Riften steals you!
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In soviet russia, shredded wheat never eats you!
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In soviet Russia, You read censorship
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In Soviet Russia, Russia Soviets
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In Soviet Russia, Sentence reads you
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In Soviet Russia, jetpack is Heavy.
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in soviet russia, air inhales you
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In soviet Russia, Game plays you!
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I soviet russia, werewolf becomes you
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In Sovjet Russia, homework eats your dog.
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In soviet russia, news reads you
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In Soviet Russia, rock artists listen to YOU!
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in soviet russia, Jersey Shore is banned.
Lucky Soviet Russians...
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In Soviet Russia, Diablo waits for you
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In soviet russia, you're a few decks short of a card.
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In Soviet Russia, Pokemon plays you!
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In soviet Russia, Houses Foreclose banks
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In Soviet Russia, bills pay you
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In Soviet Russia, you keep banks money
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In soviet russia, road forks you!
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In Soviet Russia, Call Of Duty games play you.
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In soviet russia, society cons artists!
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In Soviet Russia, guitar smashes you.
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In soviet russia, drugs get addicted to you!
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In Soviet Russia, they tell "In Capitalist America Jokes"
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In Soviet Russia, mice chase cats.
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In Soviet Russia, joke tells you.
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In Soviet Russia, joke tells you.
Hmph, should have guessed someone would have used this one.
In Soviet Russia, car drives you!
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In Soviet Russia, bank steals your money!
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In Soviet Russia, grenades throw you.
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in soviet russia, water drinks you
soviet russia sounds like a dangerous place
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In soviet Russia danger runs from you!
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In Soviet Russia, light turns you on.
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In Soviet Russia, trees grow you.
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In Soviet Russia, Forum posts you!
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In Soviet Russia I just made the 1000th reply :D
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in soviet russia Rick gets Rolled by you!
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In Soviet Russia, Bridge lives under Troll
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In soviet Russia you troll trolls?
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You eat sandwiches Russia Soviet in.
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In Soviet Russia, mine turtle still says "Hello!"
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In soviet Russia, Mine turtle says привет
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In Soviet Russia, home lives in it's turtle
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In soviet Russia, communism.
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In Soviet Russia, pokemon choose you
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In soviet Russia, it still exists!
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In Soviet Russia, medicine takes you
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In soviet Russia Soup eats you.
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In Soviet Russia, 5th Gen pokemon are better than 1st Gen
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1st + 2nd gen are the only good ones after that it got stupid ...
In soviet Russia, they tell "In Capitalist America"
jokes I need to see if they really do that'd kinda be funny XDD
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In Soviet Russia, ocean surfs you
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In soviet Russia Games Play You~!
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In Soviet Russia, chairs sit on you!
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In Soviet Russia, Россия говорит вам!
(Russian speaks you!)
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In soviet russia, bar walks into you!
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In soviet Russia, vodka drinks you ...
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In Soviet Russia, You no cut hair. Hair cut you!
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In Soviet Russia, Edward Scissorhands has fingers o.o
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In Soviet Russia, the nose picks YOU!
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In Soviet Russia, Protester mace you
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6owq5NbHH1qil0koo1_1280.jpg)
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In soviet russia, 9gag posts you!
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In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia joke tells you.
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In Soviet Russia, Protester mace you
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6owq5NbHH1qil0koo1_1280.jpg)
In soviet Russia ... is that guy a midget ?
In Soviet Russia, question asks you!
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i think so :P
In Soviet Russia, quesion is answer to question which is answer
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In Soviet Russia, Rens mind be blown
In soviet Russia, Pepper sprays people spray. ... Imagine that a riot of peppers using People spray, which sends a constant stream of mini people into what ever there spraying XDDD
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XD
In Soviet Russia, Tear Gas makes you smile :D
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In soviet russia, you cry tear gas
*starts to cry and blasts tear gas from my eyes* XDDD
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XD
In Soviet Russia, tear gas cries you :P
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In soviet Russia, Baseball throws you
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In Soviet Russia, football kicks you
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In Soviet Russia, Wind doesn't suck, it blows.
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In Soviet Russia, pen write on you
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In Soviet Russia, car drives you!
Turn right at fork in road.
In Soviet Russia, road forks you!
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In Soviet Russia, Wind doesn't suck, it blows.
DUDE! That's disgusting!
In Soviet Russia, the trees cut down the beavers.
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In Soviet Russia, reference makes you!
In Soviet Russia, Wind doesn't suck, it blows.
DUDE! That's disgusting!
What nice way to treat a Full Metal Jacket reference.
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In Soviet Russia, sickness heals you
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In soviet Russia, sidewalks walk on you
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In soviet Russia game crashes you!
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In soviet russia president votes for you!
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In Soviet Russia, game plays You!
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In Soviet Russia, you cause infections in bacteria!
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In Soviet Russia, butt kiss you!
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In Soviet Russia, IRS pays you!
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In Soviet Russia, Factory works for you!
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In Soviet Russia, coins collect you!
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In Soviet Russia, lawn mows you
ouch x_x
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In soviet russia there is jar in the whisky!
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In Soviet Russia, North Koreans are able to shoot rocketz at you
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In soviet Russia; you build millions of weapons that could potentially destroy the earth and then never use them and consider it a necessary investment.
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^ In soviet Russia Nukes build you ... DUHHHH~!!!
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In Soviet Russia, accent has you!
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In Soviet Russia, computer controls you!
(Or in the case of Mass Effect apparently)
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In Soviet Russia, disease cures you!
In Soviet Russia, space explores you!
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Joke is reversed! In soviet Russia.
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In Soviet Russia, witches burn you!
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In soviet russia law breaks you!
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In Soviet Russia, bullets ricochet you
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In Soviet Russia, guns shoot you!
(Says a lot about Russian quality control XD )
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In Soviet Russia, guns shoot you!
(Says a lot about Russian quality control XD )
In Soviet Russia bad joke tells you, dah?
(I don't know what your talking about I own a few Soviet Russian era guns and they work like a charm)
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In Soviet Russia, animals pretend to be humans.
(Lol! XD)
In Soviet Russia rats catches cats and cats chases dogs.
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In soviet russia hamburgers eat people!
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Roses are red
violets are blue
in Soviet Russia
poems write you!
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In soviet russia, you maul bear!
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In soviet Russia, immigrants kick you out!
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In Sovjet Russia, you make fast food fat.
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In soviet Russia Banks owe you!
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In Sovjet Russia, tv watches you.
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In Soviet Russia clothes wash you
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In Soviet Russia Chickens kick you.