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Furry Chat => General => Forum Games => Topic started by: Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy on March 31, 2010, 02:57:40 PM
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Ok, basically, you have to grant someone's wish and then destroy it. For those of you who've seen Beddazzled, that's the reference.
Example:
Player X: I wish I had a goat.
Player Y: Granted, but the goat is on its deathbed.
I wish I had an Xbox
Player Z: Granted, but it has a PS2 hard-drive.
I wish... etc.
So I'll start.
I wish I had a new Ferrari.
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Granted, but the engine is a V6 :3
I want a venti frappucino
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Granted, but I expired last year.
I wish I had new brake cables for my bike.
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Granted, but your bike's tires are flat
I wish I could have the Louisiana Purchase
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Granted, but you'll be stuck back in the pioneering days.
I wish for more money.
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Wish granted, but your taxes goes up to 90%
I wish for an Organic LCD HDTV
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Granted, but it won't be sold for another 300 years.
I wish for a Dream Wedding.
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Granted, but it will end with the military coming and taking you for a top secret mission.
I wish to see Area 51
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Granted, but you'l end up going to area 53 instead... which is just a governmental, paperclip storage depot...
I wish i could go to a rave right now ;)
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Granted, i've made sure theres not a single rave in teh entire world for the rest of the week ^_^
I wish i had a pet fox
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Granted, but I kinda ran over it.
I wish fights didn't exist in this world.
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Granted, but there's not a world to exist.
I wish escapism can be a reality.
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Granted, but you die afterwards.
I wish I had a pie right now.
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Granted. Poison flavour!
I wish I could get some way to teleport to places!
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Granted, but you don't get to choose where you go XP
I wish i could have a scrambler dirtbike :3
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Granted, but it doesn't have any moving parts.
I wish I had a new computer.
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Granted, but my RPG accidentally misfired upon it.
I wish I had my own wolf named "Buddy" :P
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Granted, but he's hungry and isn't tamed.
I wish I can go clubbing again.
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Granted, but you quickly got thrown out by the bouncers.
I wish I had a gaming desktop.
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Granted, but it exploded :P
I wish I had a pet piranha plant :D
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Granted, but it withers and dies from lack of constant water supply, or too much water.
I wish I starred in a Minstrels advert!
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Granted, but your minstrel is invalid
I wish my little bro would stop staring at me :o
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Granted... he's in your head!
I wish I had a little brother!
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Granted, but there are now 10000 of them
I wish i would want a cookie.
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granted, but it just are you
I wish I could not get hurt all the time :P
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Granted, but now you feel nothing
I wish I was moar awesome!
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granted but a crowd of crazed fans has trampled and squished you like a pancake :P
I wish I had x-ray vision so I can see what my little bro is doing when he locks his bedroom door
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Granted, but you do not at all enjoy what you see lol
I wish I was the greatest duelist alive!
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Granted, but you only live 3 days because of cancer
I wish for the iphone to come to Verizon service.
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Granted, but it doesn't turn on
I wish I had a Sega Genesis again.
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granted but it had a blue screen of death because THE WII was too awesome for it, killing it :P
I wish I were kirby :P
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Granted, but you swallow a live grenade and die
I wish for a Titan Dominatus warmachine
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Granted, but it blows up on you
i wish this thread won't get killed by a certain person.
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Granted, it gets killed by someone else though
I wish i could cook
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Granted, but your cooking causes diareah.
I wish I could have lots of chicken!
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Granted, they're all attached to you!
I wish I had a nice sounding bass guitar.
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Granted, but it has no output or strings.
I wish I had a pet turtle
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Granted, but it has no shell!
I wish I had the poison. And the remedy - the rhythmical remedy. :3
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Granted, but your hands get crushed in a car accident a few hours later after your opening concert.
I wish Zombie Ronald Reagan would come back to run for office in 2012
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Granted, but it doesn't go quite well because the world decides to end!
I wish I had a mochacinno supply.
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granted but it's more coffee and only one milligram of chocolate.
i wish i had a king sized mattress :D
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Granted, but it's hollow.
I wish I had some food right now.
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Granted, but it's invisible
i wish my computer was faster D:
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Granted, but you have the worst Malware, Spyware and Viruses known to man.
I wish I had some coffee right now.
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granted! but... it is the worst coffee made ever, out of raw beans, cold water and sugar cane! D: *feels sick* that's pretty bad ><
i wish i had more wishes X3
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Granted, but they will be ruined.
I wish this fun will never end.
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X3 Granted, but this thread may be outdated! =O
I wish my jumper didnt have holes -_-"
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Granted, it just won't have legs on it.
I wish PortCon's tomorrow. (We finally have our full outfits!!)
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Granted, but your outfits get stolen.
I wish for a wolf fursuit.
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Granted, but people think your a Fox.
I wish I had some ketchup.
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Wish granted! It is all over you nao!
I wish I had root beer.
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Granted, but it's flat and warm.
I wish...For...Magic pants that when you reach into their pocket you pull out what ever you want!
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Wish granted but they are all torn up and the magic was takin away from legal issues.
I wish I had something to nom.
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Wish granted, but it's made out of cardboard
I wish I was thin
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wish granted, but you have anorexia!? D:
i wish i had a pepsi
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Wish granted, but the can is empty.
I wish I didn't love food so much.
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granted, but you'll end up eating it anyway >.> X3
i wish God would shake my hand :D
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Wish granted but you died shortly after :'(
I wish I had my own trailer still.
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granted but you were run over by it when it got trailer-jacked :'( (i no die!!)
i wish i had some choclit in my pantry :o
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You do, but now your allergic to it.
I wish I had a fish.
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Wish granted but it is dead.
I wish I had one of those awesome flat keyboards
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(Gabag, just follow the game)
Granted, but the keys malfunction
I wish somebody would hurry up and change their post in a certain RP.
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(I'm granting their wishes, then destroying it, or am I not destroying them enough for you)
Wish Granted, however you'll probably still hate it
I wish for a certain GM to not take internet life too seriously.
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Granted, but he will find you and kill you.
I wish I had more gum.
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Granted, but it has dangerous chemicals within.
I wish there was an easy way to calm someone down besides the classic 'suck up'
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Granted, but you'll have to dig your grave first.
I wish I had a new Mustang.
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Granted, but you'll have to assemble it by hand.
I wish I could play my saxaphone with famous rock bands.
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Wish granted but your saxaphone just broke
I wish I had something broken
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Granted, but you sat on it, and it's made of glass.
I wish I had more people to Nom.
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Granted, but they nom your head off.
I wish I had a plasma rifle.
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Granted, but it backfires on you.
I wish I had a pool of my own.
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Granted, but the water comes from the local sewage plant.
I wish Chrono would listen to my music.
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Granted, but he'll destroy it all.
I wish there was more to life.
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Granted, but you die before you could find out what it was.
I wish I had a cookie.
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Granted, I only just spit on it and flushed it down the toilet.
I wish to be everywhere and nowhere, to be seen and unseen.
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Granted, you are now a mass-produced autobiography.
I want a pardon for rp flops.
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Granted, but now you have flops in real life that weren't there before.
I wish I could turn into a space ship.
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Granted, but someone activates your self-destruct sequence.
I wish for anarchy, wars, and mass hysteria. (Don't take this seriously)
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Granted, but a man in golden armor comes to lead everyone away on a mass exodus to the stars.
Leaving you alone on a dead planet.
I wish I could turn into a jet.
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Granted, but you crash because your pilots were on Facebook, using laptops they smuggled into the cockpit.
I wish for magic to be a tangible force.
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Granted, but you don't have any.
I wish I had more time to play games.
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Granted but now your a WoW Addict.
I wish there was a cure for many of the incurable diseases.
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Granted, but you won't receive any after you got the diseases.
I wish for peace on earth.
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Granted, your vented into space and the world is happy.
I wish for an alien invasion fleet to come in and try and conquer Earth, then fail miserably.
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Granted, but now the aliens live on the planet, leadin to conflicts for years to come.
I wish for power, money, and fried chicken.
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Granted, but Colonel Sanders kills you and takes his stuff back.
I wish i had a KFC in my house.
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Granted, you die of a heart attack right after your first bite.
I wish for a pet Dragon.
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Granted, but he eviscerates you, then devours your soul.
I wish I had a Dragon to ride like in the Eragon series of novels
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Granted, but you fall to your death.
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner!
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Granted, but your forgotten about and you get spoiled and eventually decompose.
I wish someone could tell me who was Richard Simons.
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Granted, but you'll end up washing your eyes out with acid. (Seriously, I think you might)
I wish I can go without sleep and not die.
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Granted, but the bags under your eyes will suffocate you.
I wish for respect.
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Granted, but people don't respect you for the right reasons, and soon you are robbed blind.
I Wish I had a claymore.
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Granted, but it's run through you first.
I wish for more days to go paintballing
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Granted, but you get permanetly blinded by painball rounds.
I wish for a driver's lisence.
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Granted, but your arrested for a horrible DUI crime and sent to life for the accidental killing of an innocent bystander.
I wish to get out of this thread.
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Granted, but you get Banned from TFF altogether.
I wish for no relationships to be fronts.
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Granted, but they are only in your head.
I wish for an Oreo.
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Granted, but you choke on it.
I wish I had a million bucks.
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Granted, but they trample you to death.
I wish I had was rich.
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Granted, but your rich with flavor.
I wish things were easy.
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Granted, but now you're dead. (Vee had a funnier one)
I wish coloring was easier.
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Granted, but it will always be the wrong coloring.
I wish drawing was easier.
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granted but they'll be awesome stick figures in the shapes of bowls...
i wish i had pancakewaffles
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Granted, but they were dropped on the floor.
I wish more people will play DBO.
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Granted, but everyone that joins after you levels up to godly levels
I wish I had hands
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Wish granted but they are all gummies that are collecting mold from being old
I wish I had a dollar.
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Granted, but it's just a monopoly game dollar.
I wish I had a woof
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Granted, but you lost everything else!
I wish I was a walking talking kitty plushie!
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Granted, but you lack plush.
I wish I could have Nevermore's new album before it comes out ;)
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Granted, but it doesn't actually come out... and then it's stolen from you!
I wish my cup could accumulate at least 4 gallons of tea.
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Granted, but there's a hole in the bottom.
I wish I could talk to animals.
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Granted, but they throw defecation at you for being human.
I wish there was moar Tyla kitteh
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Granted, but now she's attached to you.
I wish I had moar cowbell.
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Granted, but it's still attached to a cow. AN ANGRY COW
I wish I was in Scotland already
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Granted, but once there you'll be escorted back on a plane home.
I wish I could jump really high for no reason.
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Granted, but you can't stop jumping!
I wish, I wish I was a fish.
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Granted, but you are led in the wrong dimension and you end up with the mighty boosh.
I wish I had a double action switchblade 8D
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Granted, but the blades are rusted.
I wish I had a PRS 513 :3
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Wish granted, but it turns out to be a counterfeit.
I wish for a foxhat
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Granted, but it kinda magically turned into a pie, so i ate it!
I wish i could find myself a good mate :o
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Granted, but your mate is really a goat.
I wish I had some pie! o.O
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Granted, but your mate is really a goat.
Goats are cool <.<
Granted, but i ate it!
I wish i knew what to wish for.
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Granted, but now you have short term memory loss.
i wish I had a taco.
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Granted, you are the taco!
Granted, but you are led in the wrong dimension and you end up with the mighty boosh.
That's not a destroyed wish, White. :3:3
I wish I could buy a gun and find something worth fighting for.
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Granted. Here's a full arsenal of weapons, but you're in the middle of a field where battle has been over for over two days.
I wish I wasn't a taco anymore <_<
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Granted, but now White doesn't yell "Tacobomb" on xbox live anymore.
I wish I had a bluetooth keyboard
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Granted, but it's a little faulty.
Nuuu! I R the taco always on xbox! >___>
I wish I had hax :D
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Granted, but they get haxed off you.
I wish I was a dragon!
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Granted, you are now an eastern water dragon.
I wish I could see into the future.
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granted and you see false lies! and it's only 2 seconds in the future :P
i wish i had my garlic bread back :'(
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Granted. But it's partially digested.
I wish the jetpack was invented.
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granted, but it is a prototype and doesnt fly
i wish Kindran was here beside me for me to poke him!! >:3 :3
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Granted. But he's there in spirit.
I wish I could break a world record.
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Granted but you actually break it, and two minutes later someone does 4 times better than you
I wish i liked this movie :/
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Granted but you are hated because you are the only one in the world that likes it.
I wish I had some mac and cheese
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granted but it is mouldy!!!
i wish i understood will ferel's comdedic approach and why it's funny >.<
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Granted, but your sense of humor will conform to his.
I wish I was on Survivor.
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Granted, but it's reality and hardly a TV show.
I wish my computer would stop lagging on some sites.
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Granted, but it'll lag for normal operations.
I wish for a cash advance on my paycheck.
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Granted, but as your pay was increased someone stole your car.
I wish I had better free weights to work with.
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(Joke's on you, I don't have a car)
Granted, but you get crushed by them.
I wish I was Captain Picard.
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Granted, but you get sued every time you face palm someone.
I wish my I could play the guitar a bit faster.
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Granted, but the strings break every time.
I wish for my own Enterprise.
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Granted, but your Enterprise will be a collectors item.
I wish I could WIN the game.
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Granted, but it'll take 4 lifetimes.
I wish to have my own lieutenant Worf.
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Granted, but he's some sweaty guy in poorly designed outfit.
I wish I could walk on water.
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Granted, you're dead.
i wish I can be my fursona.
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Granted, but you'll every day that goes by you'll get progressively more feral and lose touch with the reality of civilization.
I wish a deity would show him, or herself, and explain the meaning of existence.
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Wish granted but it was not in a known language so non of it was understood.
I wish I was on vacation.
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Granted, but its in Haiti and you're paying.
I wish my back would stop hurting.
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Granted, now your leg hurts.
I wish I could sleep
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Granted, but you're in a coma.
I wish I had a taco!
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Granted, but it's poisoned.
I wish I had charisma
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Granted, but it only works on hamsters.
I wish my nose would stop running.
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Granted, now it's gushing
I wish I could be a puppy
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Granted. Here comes the Animal Control to pick you up.
I wish I could see Jesus in my tortillas.
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Granted, but he he tells you that you and your mother are going to die slowly and horribly, only to be sent to Purgatory.
I wish I had been there when George Bush got the shoe thrown at him.
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granted but you were the one who threw the shoe
i wish that guy didnt get punished. :3
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Granted. Obama did instead!
I wish I could have equal strength in both paws.
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Granted, now your legs don't work.
I wish I had a spaceship of my own.
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Granted, but it's a toy.
I wish life was easy.
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Granted, you're homeless and dying.
I wish I can build my new computer soon.
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Granted, but you get hit by a bus on the way to picking up the parts from a local computer store and can't afford it after having to pay for the hospital bill.
I wish Duke Nukem Forever had been released.
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Granted, but it's completely glitched.
I wish someone from FA had won one of the Raffles.
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Granted, but the wolgon makes you a living snowman after blowing a blizzard upon you 8D
I wish work wasn't going to be overly stressful today :/
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wish granted but you will be too stressed to know it.
I wish my awesome sunglasses didn't brake
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Granted, but they don't fit you anymore.
I wish my headache was gone.
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Granted, but your head is gone too.
I wish my house wasn't so cold.
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Granted, now it's very much cold.
I wish I could be rich for a day.
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Granted, but you get eaten by a fox :3
I wish I had a fox hat
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Granted, it's Nomming on your scalp.
I wish I had a wolgon.
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Granted, but it sat on you and now you're paralyzed.
I wish my flash animation would complete itself.
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Granted, but then it comes to life and takes over your brain! D:
I wish i could wake up faster :/
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Granted but you will always be sleepy.
I wish I had another peep.
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granted, but you lost your interest in whatever a peep is!
I wish i could have a life supply of fresh cinamon scrolls! :3
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Granted, but they're all burnt.
I wish I had a new watch.
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Wish granted but it doesn't work.
I wish I had something sweet.
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Granted, but it turns sour almost immediately
I wish i could think of something to wish for
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Wish granted but you already forgot
I wish I could draw really good.
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Granted, but you have carpal tunnel.
I wish I could draw in general.
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Granted, but your hands become fiery - to the point, your tools will literally disintegrate!
I wish I didn't need to sleep.
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Granted, but you will still feel tired and you will never be able to sleep.
I wish I had a bagel.
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Wish granted but it is covered in bird crap.
I wish I had a dollar
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Granted, but the wind blew into on coming traffic.
I wish I had moar pylons.
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Wish granted but they had no power
I wish I had working glow stix
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Granted, but they only last a second.
I wish foxes were everywhere!
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Granted. Though, there are a lot more fox hunters!!
I wish I could take mental pictures of things in my imagination then upload them to my computer!
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Wish granted but they over loaded you PC and your PC died.
I wish I had a fox hat.
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Granted, but that fox hat is more evil than anyone could possibly imagine.
I wish I had moar ice cream.
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Granted, but it's corrosive.
I wish I had a fretless bass.
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Granted, but you only get a seabass in a fish tank that has no worries.
I wish that was funny XD
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Wish granted but it was still not funny to you.
I wish I could go to all the fur cons in the world.
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Granted, but now you have a bunch of evil clones running around.
I wish I had some Outback Steakhouse onion rings right now...
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Granted, but what you don't know is that the onions were moldy.
I wish I had car.
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Granted but it is cardboard and doesn't drive.
I wish grimsy was online
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Granted, but Grimsy is asleep at the keyboard 8D!
I wish Gmod Idiot Box 9 would be released.
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Wish granted....I hate my self for this but....It was kicked off of youtube!
I wish I could get rid of my facebook.
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Granted, but it multiplied and now you have 10 Facebooks.
I wish Twitter would crash.
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^^ Wish granted, but you have to wait two weeks without signing in otherwise it will remain active *This is true actually*
^ Wish granted, but Twitter is re-uploaded under a new name "Critter"
I wish I had a tail
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^Wish granted but it also crashed facebook, myspace, furspace, and youtube.
wish granted but it might fall off any second nao
I wish youtube still had a home button at the top of the page.
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Granted, but it's just for show.
I wish youtube wasn't being sued.
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Wish granted, but now youtube videos don't load D:
I wish I had a light saber :3
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wish granted but it is a plastic toy.
I wish I could enhance my sound more
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Granted, but it's far too loud to play without damaging your ears instantly.
I wish I had a tube amp :D
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Granted, but all you get is a miniature version of the Hadron Collider o-o
I wish I had noms.
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wish granted but its that tail you wished for not to long ago.
I wish I had more techno to play.
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Granted, but its the same noise playing over and over and is made by a three year old.
I wish I had more people to join my space fleet in Garry's Mod.
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Granted, but it crashes
I wish I had a pet dog!
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granted but it's a hot dog
i wish my hair was straighter
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Granted, but you go bald
I wish Graduation day would hurry up and get here
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Granted, but you will not be attending the ceremony.
I wish I had super powers!
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That would be so upsetting :(
Anyways, granted but you are considered a freak by your community
I wish I had some food
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Granted, it's dog food.
I wish I didn't have to work today.
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Granted, but anything you do will bore you to tears
i wish my soup was better tasting o.O
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Granted, but it's like sweets = so tasty you eat yourself sick!
I wish I had a bulldozer.
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Granted, but it doesn't run and its missing the dozer blade.
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uh....you need to make a wish for this jedi buddywolf to grant...XD
I wish I has a chocolate bar
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Granted, but it's the size of an ant.
I wish I could fire mah lazor.
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Granted, but it backfires and you explode.
I wish 4Chan would die.
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wish granted but he is coming to kill you in spirit
I wish I had moar chocolate
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Wish granted, but that's definitely not chocolate...
I wish I had a butterfly knife on me.
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wish granted but the blade is missing.
I wish I could get a taco
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Granted, but that's not the right kind of "beef".
I wish the Nazis were really done with.
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Granted, but in their place zombies arise.
I wish my Dreadnaught had mores shielding, seriously it took only one hit from a large rail gun and I slowly died in space.
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granted but it lost weaponry and all the paint faded.
i wish my throat wasnt croaky
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Granted, but now you catch what I have.
I wish my spring break started off more fun.
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granted but it lasts for 2 minutes
i wish i had moar choclits >:3
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Granted, but you now know the true fact that the average chocolate candy bar has an average of 8 insect legs in it.
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Granted, but it's going to be in un-exchangeable, un-transferrable and ultimatley un-spendable Francs.................I wish I didn't have a sore throat.
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granted, but you have a sore brain
i wish i had a drink to relieve my thirst after eating choclits
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Granted, but it has been in the back of the icebox congealing for a few years........I wish I could have a lobotomy for my sore brain...
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granted but the doctor is unqualified and cheap
i wish flys ants and lice and all bad bugs that annoy me dont exist at all >:(
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Granted, but the cops send you to jail for killing an entire species.
I wish (What else) that there were more good furry video games.
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wish granted but they were never released to public.
I wish I wasn't cold
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Granted, it's now freezing.
I wish I had a better microphone to work with.
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Granted but the people cannot hear you
I wish we had the ability to reenact our dreams as a simulation.
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wish granted but it can kill you.
I wish I had some mango's
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Granted, but the primates want them more
I wish I had the opportunity that some people have.
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wish granted but they were bad opportunity's
I wish I always loved techno
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Granted, but you now lack the ability to appreciate any other form music.
I wish I had my own recording studio.
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Granted, but Warner Music Group comes to your place and tears it down in a corporate takeover fashion.
I really wish I knew the reasons why people hate me.
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Granted, but the reasons are falsely stated only to anger you.
I wish I had Mac.
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Granted, but Mac soon becomes unreliable and as faulty as windows.
I wish I had never discovered love.
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Granted, but you can never fall in love again.
I wish people didn't kill over religion.
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Granted, they all fight over food instead.
I wish we could live our fantasy lives.
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Granted, but then the rich that are now poor plunder and pillage through the cities....:o
I wish chocolate didnt make me thirsty or hungry for other things :/
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Granted, but now they taste like bricks and make other food taste like bricks.
I wish for world peace.
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Granted. There is no world to be in peace around.
I wish I could be a decent bassist.
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granted, but you now fail at everything else :(
i wish this white choclite easter bunneh lasted me for weeks without going yuckie :3
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wish granted but you suddenly got really fat.
I wish I had tomorrow off.
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Granted, but now you can't have anymore days off, ever
I wish I had some frozen grapes :3
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Wish granted but they are old and look like raisins
I wish I had some trippy pants.
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Granted, you will trip every step you take in them.
I wish I had a wolf hat :3
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wish granted but it takes over you like a head crab.
I wish I had Gmod.
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Granted, but Half Life 2 no longer exsists.
I wish Cliff Burton never died : /
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wish granted but he is now a living zombie.
I wish I could get moar chocolate
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granted, but it tastes like dirt
I wish they came out with Doom 5 and it didn't suck.
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Granted, but the company decided to shut the game down shortly after, causing mass rampage for the game and destroying the discs.
I wish I had a Steinberger guitar.
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Granted, but the neck is twisted, the frets are worn, the electronics are broken, and the volume pots are dirty.
I wish I had a mango.
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Granted, but it is plastic.
I wish... (enter random wish cause' i cant think of any...)
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Granted, but she chained you to the bed and stole your wallet.
I wish I had more poptarts.
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Granted but they just ate you.
I want mor noms
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Granted, but they turn to ash in your mouth.
I wish RMFC would come sooner :D
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Granted, but it isn't what you expected it to be.
I wish I had Starcraft 2.
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Granted but it doesn't work.
I wish every one could go to RMFC :D
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Granted, but on the way there the world is sucked into a black hole. Now NOBODY can go to RMFC! >:3
I wish I had a brain.... o.O
-
Granted, but then a zombie comes and eats it D:
I wish I had some caramel popcorn
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Granted, but you've lost the marshmallow!
I wish my wardrobe was less monochrome.
-
Granted, but every single item of clothing is tye-dye.
I wish I had local stores that sold band t-shirts I'm actually looking for <_<
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wish granted but they are all too small for you.
I wish I could uninstall my internet explorer and stick with safari, firefox, and google chrome.
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Granted, now all those browsers are bugged and don't work.
I wish this thread will exceed all other games.
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granted, but then the forums collapsed from overexposure to this threads popularity!
i wish that i didnt have any assignments to work on during my holidays o.O
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Granted, but you have school on those holidays
I wish the Manhunt Party was TODAY!!!
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Granted, but they twisted the meaning of Manhunt Party, and they're hunting YOU.
I wish for five more minutes.
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Granted, it just went by without you knowing.
I wish I had a dog.
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granted, but he is evil and casts centipede's on your visitors
i w.... i wish i could know what to wish for :/
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granted. But you just spent your wish
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No wish, no grant.
I wish I was on a sports team. (Anything but football.)
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Granted, but the chances of you harming yourself accidently will increase dramatically... your limbs decaying up until the point they get severe weakness from the simplest of actions, at least, dealing with sport.
I wish that I had more time.
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Granted, but it flies twice as fast.
I wish I had Ice Cream right now.
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Granted, but it's covered in super spicy hot sauce X_x
I wish for a mug of hot chocolate with cream.
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Granted, all over your face.
I wish for an all new Hyundai.
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wish granted but it only goes in reverse
I wish glow stix would last forever
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Granted, but the liquid in the glow stick keeps expanding, eventually breaking through the stick. It still expands after that until the liquid floods the earth, with the only breathing spot being the center of the earth, where you will burn and die.
I have enough food to last for 3,000,000 years, but I wish I had more After 8 Mints.
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Granted, but its all rotten.
I wish I could teleport to anywhere in the world.
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wish granted but you can only do it one time.
I wish I had more trance songs to listen to.
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Granted, but all your music players don't work.
I wish I had a PS3
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granted but your xbox got mad and blew it up with its microsoft powers B)
I wish I had more ham
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Wish granted, but its tasteless and stale.
I wish it was easier to fall asleep at night... -.-
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Granted, but you have nightmares you can't wake up from.
I wish...For something fun.
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granted but you didn't find it fun.
I wish for more basshunter songs
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Granted, you went deaf 2 seconds ago.
I wish I had more Xbox LIVE points.
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wish granted but they were invalid
I wish I had a wish to say
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Granted, but you get banned for it.
I wish I could reach the end of the rainbow.
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Granted, but all you find is disappointment and leprechaun lies.
I wish skittles really made a rainbow you could sit on.
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Granted, but when you sit on it you can't ever leave.
I wish I didn't procrastinate as much.
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Granted, you never leave working.
I wish something amazing would happen and no one would get hurt.
-
Granted, everything but you disappears in an instant.
I wish people would look at my first finished pic that I just posted.
-
Granted, but you get negative comments on it, then something about your mother.
I wish I was cured of writers block.
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Granted, you make a book, but it sucked.
I wish I could shape shift and shift back at will.
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Granted, but you can't control your shape, including when you shift back.
I wish I can own a buffet.
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Granted, but all the food is rotten and you can afford to buy more.
I wish my facial hair didn't grow so fast. (I almost had to shave twice today)
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Granted, but now it grows inwards.
I wish I had a TG potion.
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Granted, its flamable and you accidentalt burn down your own house.
I wish I could never get sick again.
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Wish Granted, but in exchange, every time you get sick now, some form of potentially fatal 'bad luck' takes its place.
I wish i wasnt so busy.
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Granted, you are now extremely busy.
I wish I had some tacos...
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Granted they give you horrible diarrhea. And there so spicy your tongue disintegrates.
I wish I could levitate.
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Granted, but you won't be able to stop levitating and you have no control over your movement.
I wish the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan would end : /
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Granted but the world explodes!
...The world explodes? I wish I was more original.
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'wish' granted, but your originality is mistaken from stealing from comedians.
I wish that black mage from 8-bit theater would become a hippy.
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Granted, now the entire game/whatever 8-bit theater is revolves around cannabis.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
-
Granted, you're never tired and never sleep forevah, but you get insanely bored when everyone is sleeping.
I wish jimmy will visit me this summer.
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Granted, but it's only for 2 seconds.
I wish for some food.
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Granted, but it was made to be poisonous, killing any who ate it.
I wish to control time.
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Granted, but you loose control and cause permanent time skips to the past and future in erratic and unpredictable patterns.
I wish it was Friday again.
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granted, its friday thousands of years in the past and you are eaten by dinosaurs.
I wish that anarchist communism would succeed as a government.
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Granted. The madness implodes everything though.
I wish for a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig plush!
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Granted, but you lose it 3 minutes later
i wish Kindran called nao :3
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Granted. The world implodes though.
I wish I could have three hearts!
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Granted, you have three heart attacks at the same time, which last ten hours before death finally gives your final respite.
I wish for anthromorphism to be scientifically possible.
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Granted, but it's a very lethal procedure.
I wish I could be Commander Shepard of the Mass Effect Universe!
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Granted, but you lack the will to risk your life and all of humanity is wiped out.
I wish chickens had magical powers.
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Granted, they now rule the world.
I wish for the best musician skills possible!
-
Granted, at the cost of your free will as Satan uses you to corrupt the youth into a sinful existance.
I wish stereotypes were actually less seen then they really are.
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Granted, but the smallest things are still picked out and used against.
I wish my posting will stop being interrupted! :£
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Wish granted, love, but then just as you are about to see your new post a 404 error pops up!
I wish my dinner wasn't cold.
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Granted, its now on fire... and now its cinders.
I wish dragons had existed in the Jurassic Period.
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Granted. They messed the food chain and you are not here today.
I wish I could change my history!
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Granted, now you don't exist.
I wish I had a pet cat.
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Granted, but the cat burglar comes and steals him.
I wish I could I wasn't bored so often.
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Wish granted, love, but now you are so hyperactive you end up going criminally insane.
I wish I had a penny for my thoughts....
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Granted, but that penny goes to war.
I wish I had a rubber. >.>
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Granted, a dinosaur eats it.
I wish that wasn't as random as it sounds.
-
Granted. We are now in the jurasic period.
I wish I had Dave Mustaines' skill.
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Granted, now you're transported to his world.
I wish I can fly.
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Granted, but when you do it for the first time you are struck by a large aircraft and paralyzed from the neck down.
I wish Shinzuu would post more in his RP From the woods.
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Granted, but it will die because not everyone will get a chance to post their 2 cents.
i wish Cuddles would stop complaining alll the time.
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Granted, but it makes you like him more.
I wish I wasn't hungry.
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Granted, now you have chronic diahhrea.
I wish I had some ice cream.
-
Granted. But... you get chased by a weird freaky creature and tricked for it. Think that thing in the Spongebob movie.
I wish I could draw. :3
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Granted, but you get assasinated for drawing so well.
I wish my I could get to sleep D:
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Granted... It's eternal.
I wish insomnia was GOOD for your health.
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Granted, but you got a cold and die.
I wish I had an Environmental suit like the Quarians...
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Wish granted, your immune system is the equivalent of a rock now.
I wish that issac newton wasnt the deadliest son of a ***** in space any more.
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Granted, but for some reason heads implode. We cannot comprehend things!
I wish I didn't get confused easily.
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Granted, but now people expect you to figure stuff out by yourself without any instructions.
I wish someone would finally defeat The Miz at wrestling. (WWE RAW. Hate that guy so much.)
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Granted, but people hated it so much they torn the program in two.
I wish my room was full of plush.
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(Actually, the Miz is pretty unpopular, so I doubt that would actually happen if he lost.)
Granted, but your room is so full of plush toys, you can't even enter your room.
I wish I knew why.
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Granted, but you can't handle the truth.
I wish my ordered games arrived today ;_;
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granted, you open it and find a note that says "we cancelled the game because it was to INSANELY AWESOME for the human mind to comprehend."
I wish that I had a game like that and I could comprehend it.
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Granted, but your brain melts inside your skull.
I wish I could melt people's brains inside their skulls >:3
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Granted, but they grow more brains!
I wish I had the power to use an oven!
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Granted, but you burn you get a 3rd degree burn the first time you use it.
I wish people would stop asking me if I found Jesus...
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Granted, now everyone's bothering someone you're hanging around with.
I wish I could make anything look cute.
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Granted, but you have a bunch of fans (Including moi) pressuring you to draw on.
I wish someone would end the "Death to all Furry Video Game Stars" conspiracy. (Mostly a joke, but why does jumping the shark only happen to the furries?)
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Granted, but now there are more things attacked!
I wish my mug was bigger!
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granted, it only grows 1/1224023938348 of a millimeter (think, so small its most likely smaller than an amoeba), then you spill everything anyway.
I wish I could take the time and patience the draw something SIMPLY AMAZING.
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Granted, but you use a tablet for a completely digital piece. The computer crashes the second you save it, and the data corrupt.
I wish for a big, biiiiiig box!
-
Granted, but the box is so big you are trapped inside it D:
I wish I'd stop procrastinating!
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Granted, but you end up robbing a bank by accident!
I wish I had a wish.
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Granted, but I ruin it
I wish i could draw better than i do now :'(
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Granted, but now you have my perfectionist/ragey mentality, therefore destroying pencils and stuff!
I wish I could be evil.
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But of course. You become evil and terrorize many......then when the cops catch you, Asylum Granted.
I wish I wish I wish my crush is going to take his PM well and not kill me or something.
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Granted, but you find yourself overdone with consiquence and blow chances of even friendship.
I wish I went to sleep at a sane time.
-
Granted, but you will never wake up....again
I wish I can tell the future
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Granted, but what you see is 2000 years past your life-time.
I wish my nose would clear up already.
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Granted, now you have diarrhea
I wish I didn't have to work today.
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Granted, but then your mom calls and gives you a bunch of "chores" oh so similar to work....
I wish I had a venus flytrap.
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Granted but It is the plant from little house shop of horrors
I wish I had alot of ps3 games
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Granted, but they're all of the My Little Pony/Barbie variety.
I wish I had a brain. (again :P )
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Granted, but you have to share it with me. :3
I wish my Senior Project was finished
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((B'awww of course I'll share my brain....though that might get rather awkward :o ))
Granted, but now you are so exhausted you'll need a few weeks of recuperation.
I wish I had eaten lunch...I'm frikin starving over here.... :(
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Granted, it makes you sick and you barf it out.
I wish I had better vision.
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Granted, but it's from a blind persons' opinion of better vision - you have 20/100 vision!
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I don't have a wish to ruin...
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lol
I wish I had laser vision >:3
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Granted, you can't stop the lasers.
I wish I had the power to time travel.
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Granted, but You can't control it and it send you off into different time zone and at random moments
I wish I had a better job
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Granted, but you get fired after a day DX
I wish the weekend was 4 days.
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Granted, the week is 14 days.
I wish I had some tacos.
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Granted, but some big sweaty guy rubbed them all over his nipples before serving them to you. Oh yeah... he didn't tell you either.
I wish my Call of Duty MW2 disc would stop bugging out in me <____<
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Granted, but your console crashed
I wish I had better artistic skills
-
Granted, You can only draw the things you hate to draw most (don't know what it is)
I wish I could go to some foreign country like Britain or France.
-
Granted, but you get kidnapped and sent to a war-torn country and forced into an foriegn army along the way.
I wish I was at Taco Bell with some money.
-
granted, but it's derelict and is demolished with you inside,
I wish I had a good wish :P
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Granted, but it makes bad things happen. O.o
I wish junk food was healthy. :P
-
Granted, it tastes like broccoli and broccoli is now unhealthy and tastes like junk food.
I wish that the world was a better place.
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Granted but no one was furry. :'(
I wish I had this blue car I want.
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(first a side note: if the world was better there would be more furries obviously.)
Granted, it ruins the entire environmental system.
I wish that I had a flying Eco-friendly indestructible car and everyone had them. ^_^
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granted but none of the cars worked
I wish every one could be happy with the way things are and not go to war.
-
Granted, but the world goes into deep depression because weapons aren't used anymore
I wish there was a zombie apocalypse
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How is that even supposed to go good in the first place? Well that aside.
Granted, you're the first to die.
I wish that we could live in a world were a chicken can cross the road and not be questioned of its motives.
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Granted, now the chickens are thrown in jail for crossing the roads...without even a fair questioning!
I wish my creative writing class would stop being perverted for like...five minutes! Omg.
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Granted, after 5 minutes it continues and its even worse than before.
I wish that civilization would fall.
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How is that even supposed to go good in the first place? Well that aside.
Granted, you're the first to die.
I wish that we could live in a world were a chicken can cross the road and not be questioned of its motives.
It is a good thing to me :)
Granted, but we still killed mother nature
I wish I was a real life fur
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Granted, you are killed by mobs who think your a daemon from hell.
I wish I had some soda right now.
-
Granted, but some evil being shook it up before handing it to you, and as you open it it goes everywhere DX
I wish that no one would care if I wore ears and a tail to school :(
-
Granted, but then no one starts to care about you in general.... :'(
I wish someone WOULD notice when I wear ears and a tail to school
-
Granted, your Lynched by an angry mob.
I wish that we could all hold hands together and sing kumbaya, it doesn't even have to accomplish anything, it would just be fun to see.
-
Granted, but it ends with a riot
I wish I live in a new eco friendly home
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Granted, you now have the planet your home. You are a tree!
I wish I had many names.
-
Granted, but your arrested for Identity theft XD
I wish I was a star actor
-
Granted, but unfortunatley you had some bad writers going on for your latest movie, and it was a total flop in the box office, making you unpopular.
I wish I could star in Romeo and Juliet! (as Juliet) :*
-
Granted, you really do die at the end.
I wish that everyone could be friends
-
Granted, but now inanimate objects begin to rebel. Namely the games that involve violence!
I wish my sleeping habits were perfect.
-
Granted, but the real perfect isn't what you think and you can't get a perfect job schedule.
I wish chicken aliens would come to rule the Earth but worship me.
-
Granted, but there is an uprising.
I wish I was the best anarchist ever.
-
Granted, but the FBI's knocking on your door and the CIA have the back door covered, while the Air Force hovers over your head, and the Marines are invading from under your feet.
I wish this headache would go away.
-
Granted, but now you have Achilles Tendonitis.
I wish I actually understood that sort of stuff.
-
Granted, the government is now forcing you to be a doctor and be responsible for hundreds of peoples lives (They'd probably do that to).
I wish that I could stab annoying idiots in the face and not go to jail or recieve punishment of whichever religion is correct.
-
Granted, but one of those idiots receives the exact same wish and stabs you back. D8
I wish for a magical unicorn to be mah friend. :B
-
Granted, your new friend has 1 second to live.
I wish for some pain relief medicine.
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granted, but it expired 12 years ago >.>
I wish my sister wasnt' sick :o
-
Granted, but before she was healed she vomited all over your bed.
I wish I lived in Ireland.
-
Granted, but your a homeless with no job, no nothing...not even the clothes you have now :S
I wish I was good at something
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Granted, it's suicide.
I wish I didn't get hungry so quickly.
-
(lol thats messed up XD)
Granted, but you don't feel hunger at all, so you'll eventually die from lack of nutrition
I wish I owned my dream restaurant
-
Granted, you get bad reviews from critics and you lose all of your money.
I wish life was a lot easier, but we still got experiences (which now come easier) and we didn't have worries.
-
Granted, but we now have shorter life span, like three months life span
I wish I had some awesome candy
-
Granted, but whilst eating it you lose three teeth.
I wish my mic worked properly and didn't make me sound like a droid from Star Wars.
-
Granted, your computer fries while playing
I wish when I die I have a beautiful vision before I kick the can
-
Granted, now you're going to Hell.
I wish I had a slushie
-
Granted, but it's so freezing that your brain becomes liquid nitrogen.
I wish I could fly!
-
Granted, you fly up and the low oxygen suffocates you and fall aaaalllll the way down.
I wish that I could make good decisions.
-
Granted, but you make it for all the wrong reasons
I wish I have a nice home
-
Granted, but you go to prison for 27 years for attempting insurance fraud by lighting it on fire.
I wish I was more lucky.
-
Granted, but the bad luck then goes onto those closest to you.
I wish my imagination decided to come true.
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Granted, every time you get scared irrationally the irrational fear comes true.
I wish that I knew truth.
-
Granted, but you can not sense a lie.
I wish I had artistic ability.
-
Granted, but they are as great as a third grader
I wish I had something to do
-
Granted, but it is an evil thing.
I wish I stopped yawning.
-
Granted, but the carbon dioxide builds up in your lung and you eventually die due to lack of oxygen
I wish I didn't have to work today
-
Granted, you've got school instead.
I wish I weren't so afraid of the oven's heat. Then I wouldn't be so worried while baking things...
-
Granted, you're to headstrong and you actually do burn yourself.
I wish that humanity would become better. A lot better.
-
Granted, but everything else gets worse. A lot worse.
I wish I could lose weight easier.
-
Granted, every time you even start running you become anorexic.
I wish that we find seriously friendly alien life.
-
Granted, but a very not friendly species of aliens finds us shortly after.
I wish I had the phone I'm getting right now! xD
-
Granted, but they don't have it in stock.
I wish I could be less cliche.
-
Granted, you soon realize cliches make life funnier.
I wish we could all be hippies-ish. Like not full out but we cared for one another and saved the environment and made an anarchist communist society and stuff....
-
Granted, but reality is torn open and the wrath of Thor will be upon us.
I wish I understand what goes on in my head.
-
Granted, but your brain catches on fire.
I wish I could make peoples brains catch on fire... That'd be cool.
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Granted, but it's so cool you accidently do it to yourself out of curiosity.
I wish I could alter reality.
-
Granted, but a rift in space breaks open and the universe gets sucked into a permanent alternate reality that totally sucks.
I wish I saw Kick Ass instead of The Losers.
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Granted, the losers was better.
I wish that I was 5 years older.
-
Granted, but this is in cat years, resulting in more human years older.
I wish I didn't jynx myself so much.
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Granted, the losers was better.
I wish that I was 5 years older.
That's impossible Kick Ass was so much better
Granted, but you jynx the ones closest to you are
I wish I had a new laptop
-
Granted, its the newest prototype of a macbook, and I kid you not this prototype literally bursts into flames.
I wish I had some cookies....
-
Granted. They are transformative and will turn you into a cookie.
I wish I had a drumkit.
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Granted but you bought the most expensive drums you get, it broke and you forgot to get insurance
I wish I had some money
-
Granted, but it's a forgery.
I wish I owned a blacksmith.
-
Granted, but he could only make stake knives and they break on use
I wish I some common sense -_-
-
Granted, thinking rationally sucks. Only insane people have a good time in this world.
I wish that bad music didn't get stuck in your head so much easier than good music.
-
Granted, but the good music gets older faster.
I wish that didn't apply to me.
-
Granted, but the song stays in you head forever
I wish I had ice cream
-
Granted, you get horrible brain freeze. Imagine like the Gara picture in your sig but with ice cream.
I wish that my insanity could bend the world how I want.
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Granted, but you snuff yourself accidently.
I wish I had no brain.
-
Granted.... Well, your kinda dead already, nothing really happens....
I wish that people were hollow shells but we could still live perfectly normal.
-
Granted, but we're light. So light the wind blows us away.
I wish I had more Dream Theater.
-
Granted, John Petrucci himself comes up to you and shreds until your head literally bursts.
I wish I could come up with some stuff to make this lead sequence more technical.
-
Granted. You kill everyone with words.
(Also, make that Mike Portnoy. x3)
I wish I wasn't so... irritating to myself.
-
Granted, you're irritating to everyone else twice as much as you were to yourself.
I wish that everyone was crazy like most of us....
-
Granted, you get horrible brain freeze. Imagine like the Gara picture in your sig but with ice cream.
Lol
Granted, but the one that still have there sanity seems to have more fun
I wish I had some type of fun entertainment that never ends
-
Granted, but that's all you do. Ever. Causing you to effect everything around you, using their money for it.
I wish I was like Dr. Evil.
-
Granted, in the end your defeated by a psychedelic hero.
I wish I had a giant laser, that'll teach those annoying little kids..... And I can make crispy toast the fast and easy way.
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Granted but you accentually shoot your foot and lost it
I wish I didn't have sports asthma and could run on all fours
-
Granted, but your spine locks you into a quadrupedal position - you may be able to walk on all fours, but extended periods remain uncomfortable.
I wish my head would stop being so irritated.
-
Granted but now it's gone.
I wish school was over for the summer.
-
Granted, but you miss important lessons, and end up getting a lower grade than you would have done otherwise, putting your choice of career in jeopardy.
I wish I had a few furry friends to hang with, even online.
-
Granted but you can never see them in real life
I wish people would know their future as soon as they are born so that way they can correct it
-
Granted, now I could get into the physics of this but anyway, it causes a paradox.
I wish that all nations would sign a peace treaty, and we stay at peace forever....
-
Granted, but aliens take note of how peaceful Earth is, and proceed to invade and decimate the population due to lack of weaponry.
This is going to be so wrong of me, but... I wish my fiancée could accept my furriness.
-
Granted, but now your kids hate you.
I wish more furries were like us. (Too often I hear about how furries draw animals or pokemon in sexual ways, even though the furries I know are nothing like that.)
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(Joke's on you, don't have any, and all kids hate their parents.)
Granted, but the wish is actually reversed, with the non-perv furries being changed into rampant sex fiends.
I wish the retarded Final Fantasy VII fanbase and the compilation that they spawned wer stricken from the world.
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(Really? Then you're not the guy who's wife divorced him because he told her he was a furry?)
Granted, but then a fan base for FFVIII spawns that's just as bad.
I wish for a more interesting life.
-
Granted but you die shortly thereafter.
I wish to witness something amazing before I snuff it.
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(Oh, no. My fiancée just thinks it was a phase I've grown out of. I have no idea what she'd think if she found out that I was on a furry forum. Also, FFVIII sucks, so not so bad there.)
Granted, but you witness the apocalypse.
I wish I had the power of electrokinesis (Think Cole from InFamous)
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(Yeah, I mean at least in FF7, your summoning spells were limited. But the summoning spells in FF8 have THEIR OWN LIFE METER, and they pretty much take all your lumps. In short, just keep using your summoning spells, and you'll win almost every battle.)
Granted, but you use the power wrong and die of electrocution.
I wish EarthBound was less popular. (No offense to Earthbound fans.)
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Granted, you randomly start liking it and everyone shuns you for it.
I wish that i made great decisions.
-
Granted, but people hunt you down. Because of that.
I wish I had more yoghurt.
-
granted, but you drown in it.
I wish I could make my fiancée happy.
-
Granted, but you're unhappy.
I wish I had the Dream Theater discography.
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Granted, it explodes when you try and use it in any way.
I wish that I had heightened senses, I'd get used to it.
-
Granted, but you enter sensory overload, leading to a complete psychological breakdown.
I wish Final Fantasy XIII had been released as it was originally intended, without half of the game being removed because it was multiplatform.
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Granted, but the disc you got was scratched all over.
I wish I had moneys.
-
Granted, but it was stolen and the cops are at your door right now
I wish I wish I can physical go into the internet and literally surf the web
-
Granted, but you have no virus protection, which will in evitably lead to you being erased from existence.
I wish my laptop was top of the line for WoW raiding.
-
Granted, but WoW is all you can do.
I wish that drumkit was here.
-
Granted but it is missing some important pieces.....like the kit itself
I wish I can teleport to any concert of past and new
-
Granted, you can only do it once and your at an old Beethoven concert.
I wish I could turn to smoke and back to normal.
-
Granted, but you lose parts of yourself through it.
I wish I could freak people out without them knowing of my presence.
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Granted, end up freaking yourself out causing a mental break down
I wish I wasn't addicted to Call of Duty
-
Granted, now your addicted to Modern Warfare.
I wish I could find the source code to the universe. (Started a joke on a different site, but its a wish for me now)
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Granted, it isn't what you expected
Specify last wish, I wish I wasn't addicted to Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
-
Okay granted, your addicted to Halo now.
I wish that things were more simple....
-
Granted, but science and math will never be decent, sci-fi will never be done and technology wouldn't even be comprehensable!
I wish my room was big.
-
Granted, but you have too many things there that you barely have any room for anything more and you can't seem to throw any of it away
I wish I got that promotion already
-
Granted, but after where you work closes for the night a meteor levels the building.
I wish I could come up with an awesome solo.
-
The righteous genie grants your wish! Except the solo is so awesome that everyone goes def and forgets what the noise was, so not even you can play it.
I wish that I really was a righteous genie, I'd be cool with the infinite imprisonment and granting wishes, it would just be awesome to have that power.
-
Granted, you are forever enslaved in a in-animated ordinary object waiting forever to the right master to take weeks could take centuries
I wish I had a genie
-
Granted, but any wish the genie grants results in the death of the wisher. "I wish I won't die" won't work ;3
I wish I didn't get addicted to Pepsi.
-
Granted, but... it's coke now.
I wish my arm stopped hurting.
-
Granted, but now your leg hurts badly.
I wish I could have sushi every day.
-
Granted, you get a tape worm.
I wish these wishes came true without the side effects.
-
Granted it only happens once in a blue moon and only one person can get it
I wish I could go to college
-
Granted, but they kick you out.
I wish some people didn't more or less have "existing" as a crime for some people.
-
Granted, humanity is slowly dying do to the lack of population
I wish Everyone had sunday off to for a little r&r
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Granted, but I don't know what R&R is so that doesn't happen!
I wish I fallen asleep.
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Granted, you never wake up
I wish I had something to do
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Granted, but it's violent.
I wish I had more pepsi.
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Note: R&R basically just means relaxation time.
Granted, it makes you puke.
I wish that I could walk on sunshine without getting burned.
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Granted you are now stuck on the sun
I wish I had a nice car
-
Granted, it gets stolen.
I wish I stopped spelling without wrong. I continue to correct it but it always happens the first time.
-
Granted, but you grammar is terrible
I wish I could play the piano
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Granted, but pianos you do play on are terrible sounding, so no matter how good you are, your gear lets you down.
I wish I could play bass to the elvel of skill John Myung can.
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Granted, but you gain arthritis so you can't play anymore
I wish I didn't have a high risk of getting heart failure or diabetes
-
Granted. Now you get brain failure.
I wish my laptop didn't need charging.
-
Granted but it over heats and frys due to power battery function
I wish it was the weekend already
-
Granted, but you are forever trapped in church on Sunday. Never aging and never requiring food or water!
I wish I had a Double Action OTF Switchblade
-
Granted, but you chop your fingers off with it.
I wish I had a deeper cover to hide in.
-
Granted, but you go so deep you drown.
I wish I had moar pylons.
-
Granted, but you must construct them.
I wish I had more gas.
-
Granted, but you run out of shillings.
I wish it was 1640 in Britian
-
Granted, but everywhere else in the world has regressed, our skills only capable of using what we have today, we don't have the knowledge of how to live in the conditions of those times.
I wish I slept.
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Wish granted, but you are having a terrible nightmare about huskies, cats, and spiders all fighting each other in an arena.
I wish I had the ability to draw better.
-
Granted, but you are forever trapped in church on Sunday. Never aging and never requiring food or water!
I wish I had a Double Action OTF Switchblade
OMG MY WORST NIGHTMARE D:
Granted, but they are uninspiring, terrible and very dull to look at
I wish I had a 1951 Chevy truck
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~XD mine too~ Granted, but you're found on the road with no diesel fuel!
I wish I had more wishes.
-
Granted, you used them on more wishes, until eventually you die of aging withoutusing them for anything other than more wishes.
I wish I was like Jordan Ruddess on keyboard.
-
Wish granted, but you become a non-animated plushie.
I wish France had more trees
-
Granted, it's now got no civilisation.
I wish humans randomly devolved. And I could watch every second of it. From a microscope in space!
-
Granted but you die from lack of food
I wish I can go to sleep early
-
Granted, but you wake up late.
I wish my sleeping times were normal.
-
Granted, but your alarm clock breaks and starts going off all night, and there's no way to turn it off.
I wish the 5th gen starters final forms will be awesome.
-
Granted, but you explode they're so awesome.
I wish that I could sleep! And be rested!
-
Granted, You end up in the after life
I wish I can get out of the state for a bit
-
Granted, but it's on Pluto.
I wish I could walk on the sun.
-
Granted but you've just been sued for copyright infringement.
I wish I had a room that I could lock to keep my brother out.
-
Granted, but now your brother has x-ray vision.
I wish it was Friday
-
Granted you find your self in a weird time paradox because you travel back in time and meet yourself in the past
I wish my mother had a job *nothing too mean,like prostitution, about this one please*
-
Granted. She works as one of the sound managers touring the world with a band, and moves further away by the day.
I wish feet didn't smell.
-
Granted, now hands do.
I wish I could create a machine that will move atoms at 3928843x the average speed that will create a friction that will open a pandimensional vortex into a new dimension.
-
Granted, but the vortex you open leads to a black hole, sucking all matter in, consequently destroying the earth.
I wish Righteousbro didn't destroy the earth. :P
-
Granted, I go into a deep depression for not being able to do what I do best, err, second best. maybe third..... dunno.
I wish that I could rule the world only to at the peek of my power cut the domination government so that the entire world would be an anarchy.
-
Granted shortly after it happen, you got overthrown by your own people
I wish I had the courage to tell my dad I was a furry
-
Granted, but your dad becomes an overzealous furry *Fur parties with ones in 40s and 50s*
I wish I had some lemon pepper seasoning
-
Granted, but it gets in your eyes right when you open it.
Ummm... I wish I could time warp without the end result being millions of people dying. :P
-
Granted. Couple thousand people die.
I wish death wasn't the easy way out of responding in this thread!
-
Granted, being chased by packs of vicious animals is the easy way out. :P
I wish I had a puppy! :D
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Granted shortly after it happen, you got overthrown by your own people
How would I be overthrown if there's no government and I'm no longer the ruler...?
Well... Granted, its a vicious wolf pup, while its a baby it's cute but when it grows its grumpy and mean.
I wish that my country would fall into the ocean while no ones on it and everyone instantly forgets its previous existence.
-
Granted. But then the other countries come in a few minutes later.
I wish I was a good guitarist.
-
(necroed with permission from veesmith)
granted, but you can only play one song and its only 1 note long
I wish I could be a kid forever!
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Done, you are now, forever 5. And can only talk like a 5 year old and only ever know as much as you did when you were five. No one takes you seriously and people freak out when you arn't around your perants. You can't drive or drink alchole or coffee. Oh, you also frequently wet the bed.
I wish me and my mate were together and happy.
-
granted, but you're both homeless.
i wish i had more ice cream
-
Granted, but it melts!
I wish there was more Katame in this thread!
-
granted, but then the thread gets banned.
i wish this headache will go away
-
Granted, but your head will implode next week.
I wish I had more time...
-
Granted, but you become a zombie
I wish I could have a handgun
-
granted, you'll never be allowed to purchase and/or create ammo for it.
I wish Vee would kiss me more often.
-
Granted, but you fall into a coma from the kisses.
I wish I knew what I wanted to eat...
-
Done, its poison
I wish I was an awsome and famous singer.
-
the popularity causes you to be pressurised and you trip up while singing, this causes you to lose some popularity and you slip into a deep depression which is fueled by drugs and alcohol.
i wish i could fly 8D
-
Done, however, you probebly should have learned to land too...
I wish I was a master of kung fu
-
You become a master of kung fu, and are challenged by Chuck Norris... it does not end well.
I wish I could teleport.
-
Granted, but you can only teleport to your current location.
I wish the kids at school weren't such idiots.
-
granted. but oh no i hit them with my car and now there idiots again
i wish i was a warewolf
-
granted, but you really wish you wished to be a "werewolf" instead.
I wish I was a cat
-
Granted, but you're an old cat as your number of years alive as a human transferred over.
I wish I had more pylons.
-
Done, except, none of them work.
I wish I had super powers.
-
granted, but your powers are to fart and smell so horrible that no-one wants to be your friend
I wish for world peace
-
Done, we're all dead, the world is peaceful.
I wish I had an awsome really high paying job.
-
Granted, but the money makes you lose your sanity and you lose it all in an all-stakes bet.
I wish Pringles had more in them...
-
granted, but theres so many in them, the carton is too big for you to open.
I wish I could upload pictures without timing out. >:(
-
Done, insted of timing out, yor computer crashes
I wish I was a better man for my mate.
-
Granted, youre the most gentlemanly man ever, but youre so ugly, he/she cant look at you.
I wish I was psychic
-
you see things man, horrible horrible thiiiiiiiings O_O
i wish i had a plane ^^
-
granted, but the plane is only a model, can't fly, and is attatched to a pole.
I wish that all my ddays at school were fun D:
-
Granted, but you get bored of the constant fun.
I wish I had my laptop back now.
-
granted but then it runs away with your TV to live its own life far beyond its warrenty.
I wish i had more ipod space on my ipod ><
-
Granted, but your iPod is possessed by demons.
I wish donkey woman was here.
-
Granted, but you find out when you meet her parents that she's actually an adopted sea monkey ( o.O )
I wish that my two idiots of tormenters would grow a brain each instead of share one!
-
Granted, but now they are smart tormentors!
I wish there was more Niala artwork
-
Granted, but all the new artwork sucks
I wish Buddy was here.
-
Granted, but now he's me and I'm also me
I wish i wish i had a fish.
-
:o
anyways, granted, but the fish is dead and is starting to smell bad.
I wish my computer chair wasn't broken.
-
Granted, but now Buddywolf is your chair and your breaking him!
I wish i wish i had some Propane accessories.
-
granted, but you have no propane to use them with
I wish I was Hank Hill
-
Granted, but I'm Dell.
I wish i could burnate the countryside.
-
Granted, but the peasent comes and kills you with the trog sword
I wish I had some root beer
-
Granted, but it's diet Mountain Norris, which causes you to die of awesome exposure.
I wish i could poke Jesus
-
granted, but he pokes you back and you get aids.
I wish more people were on at night
-
Granted, but your internet dies.
I wish I had a new keyboard
-
granted but its for a mac and wont work with your current computer
I wish I could throw fireballs
-
*I think Mac keyboards still work as long as you have a bluetooth dongle or some modified drivers*
Granted, but you severely burn yourself everytime you do it.
I wish I had a snowball cannon
-
Granted but it melts
I wish that White Wolf was solid snake so i could go
Snake? SNAKE!? SNAAAAAAKE!?!?!?
-
o.O Wish granted, but I kill you as I find out you're the guy who got me into the whole turning 70 in a decade business.
I wish I had Red Dead Depemtion
-
Granted, but its for the wii and the motion controls are all wonky
I wish jackass 3d wouldnt cost extra money for the 3d part
-
because nobody pays the movie gets less funding, and as a result is horrible :p
i wish videogames didnt have glitches >_>
-
granted, but the only game you can play now is pong. forever.
I wish my online comics would update more often
-
They update more often, but they are drawn and written terribly.
I wish I could move to Edinburgh.
-
granted, but you fly in the cargo hold and arrive with broken bones and pnumonia.
I wish i had a machine that could draw things as I see them in my mind
-
Granted but it signs everything in its own name "The Draw Machine 1000"
I wish my eyes didn't feel so heavy after showers o.O
-
Granted, but she's really a man.
I wish I was a basketball star.
-
ok, youre a star in space in the shape of a basketball with no consciousness.
I wish I had jello jigglers
-
Granted, but they're flavorless jello.
I wish I hadn't burned my finger.
-
granted, but instead you smashed it with a hammer really super hard
I wish i was affected by catnip
-
Granted but you become addicted to it.
I wish Buddy was here. :(
-
granted but he doesnt talk to you at all. :(
I wish Crazy didnt make me do that.
-
Granted, but now I make you take a cold shower >:3
I wish I had something to drink.
-
granted, its my tears after the cold shower >:(
I wish I didnt have to work tomorrow
-
You get fired from your job.
I wish I knew why I have a headache.
-
Granted, but you still have a headache
I wish I had a broken leg
-
Granted but you can't move around because you don't have crutches or a wheelchair.
I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
-
Grated, But it would have just died anyway
I wish i could see Leo
-
You get to see a photo of Leogon, but you never get to see him on the forum.
I wish Golden Sun: Dark Dawn was out already.
-
granted, but its in greek so you cant read it.
I wish I didnt have to clean my kats litter box
-
Granted, but then it would smell
I wish that i could think of a better wish
-
Granted, but it only last's a few minutes
I wish i didn't have to get out of bed
-
granted, you stay in bed forever and get horrible bed sores
I wish I was the color red
-
Granted, But then you would look weird xD
I wish i had a fursuit
-
granted, but your pencil breaks and you dont have anything else to write with
I wish I could listen to witch doctor forever
-
^Granted, But you go insane :3
I wish I had Dragonball Z Budokai Tenchaichi 3
-
^Granted, but when you get to where you're going, It causes to much static electricity and gives you 25 gigawatts ^_^
I wish that I could Shoop da Whoop
-
granted, but your mouth is horribly burnt every time you do.
i wish i could turn myself invisible
-
Granted, But then you might never turn back
I wish i had a wish
-
Granted, but it was takken away
I wish the school system wasn't set up so crappy
-
Granted, but then the newly uncrappyness makes you bored out of your brain and then the teachers decide that the kids look tasty with their new education.... muahahahahaha!
I wish my throat wasn't sore.
-
Granted, but it would be less hassle to buy some medicine
I wish i could speak to Leo
-
Granted, but what's the point, It doesn't help in life
I wish I wasn't addicted to this forum xD
-
Granted, so you try not going onto it but you almost e'splode so you gotta go back
I wish human me didn't have pimples @_@
-
Granted but now you have something worse
I wish the justice system worked
-
Granted, but you judge likes the offender and puts you in jail.
I wish that I owned GIR.
-
((But then how dose it work? ))
Granted, but Nickoloden sued for him back, and won
I wish I could paly fallout out all day D:
-
Granted, but you play fallout so much that you forget completely about TFF.
I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.
-
granted, you now have cholera.
I wish my soup was more delicious
-
((I don't want to forget ;-; ))
Granted, but you can't make so it matters not
I wish that you wouldn't ruin my wishes
-
Granted, But Saturdays at boring unless you have something to do
I wish i didn't have a headache
-
Granted, but the aspirin for it is falsely labeled as nitrocoxcide and you laugh and become so high you get the headache back.
I wish my hair clip didn't break D:
-
Granted, But there's no point crying over it
I wish my post would hurry up and get here
-
Granted, but a hacker intercepts it, so what's the point?
I wish that I was Chroin.
-
Granted, But then people would shoot you for being a animal D:
I wish i wasn't ruining people's wishes right now
-
granted but then u spontainiusly combusted (mwahahahaha)
i wish i had my sniper rifle now and not next year
-
Granted, But you will tire of it
I wish i could hug someone
-
granted but you then spontianiusly combusted (mwahahahahahahaha)
i wish i had a bigger vinal collection
-
Granted, But CD's are the future
I wish i had Red in my arms :*
-
granted but i was for some reason on fire o.O (iv got flames on the mind)
i wish i had some combustable material >:3
-
Granted, But knowing you you would burn yourself
I wish i had new material
-
granted but >enter something to do with fire here<
i wish i had a flamethrower >:3
-
But then you would get busted :/
I wish Red had a flame thrower >:3
-
granted but then it exploded in my hands :o
i wish there was more comedy on tv
-
Granted but nothing can compare to Life on Mars
I wish i could watch that right now
-
granted but you missed the last season's season finale.
i want to be busy on these forums.
-
Granted but they dilapidate before your very eyes... O.O
I wish i would wake up faster... ><
-
Granted, but you wake up to find Steve Urkel watching you :/
I wish that I could learn the MJ glide.
-
granted but MJ's estate is suing you for intellectual property theft
I wish I had a time machine
-
you do already! it just doesn't work.
I wish i didn't love cheese so much XD
-
granted but now you smell like cheese
-
tim didn't make a wish so....
I wish that I could live forever!
-
granted, but after the first few decades you wish for death.
i wish i could slow down time.
-
Granted, but once you slow time you can never un-slow it
I wish I was the smartest person in the Universe
-
you are now the only person in the universe
I wish I had more orange juice
-
Granted, but it tastes really, really bad.
I wish I had a wish to make.
-
granted, but now you have aids
I wish I had more coins
-
Granted but coins are now worthless
I wish for a second tail
-
Granted, but it is made of bread and you get hungry so you eat it and you don't has one anymore...
I wish my hair would not go fluffy D:
-
Granted, but now it's made out of live and hostile snakes.
I wish I could fly
-
granted, but the ability is constantly turning off and on at the most inconvenient times
i wish i had bothered to do my homework for woodwork
-
Granted, But it's useless
I wish my internet didn't go off
-
granted, but your computer broke so it didnt matter
I wish I had mroe sleeping pills. (they help me sleep soundly)
-
Granted, But they can be bad for your health
I wish OmanPost was not so bad
-
Granted, but now it's even worse than it was before.
I wish I had the whole Bioshock series.
-
Granted but the title becomes ironic and you get electric shocks from biodegradable materials.
I wish my wishes wouldn't get corrupted.
-
granted, but you the fine print said you had to sell the person granting your wish made you sell him your soul, and all your personal belongings too. Sucks for you!
-
You didn't make a wish, your non-wish has been granted to not exist... EVER!
I wish I had invisibilty on my guns
-
Granted, but now your guns are defective.
I wish I had a scanner.
-
Granted, But you would only use it a few times and then get bored
I wish i didn't upset my friend
-
Granted, but then your friend starts throwing massive amounts of sharp objects at you.
I wish I could glow in the dark like crevan.
-
Granted, But it hurts xD
I wish it was tomorrow already
-
granted but yesterday never came around
i wish i had good luck
-
Granted, But where's the fun in that.
I wish i had not said anything to my friend
-
Granted, but then your friend thinks you are ignoring him D=
I wish I had constant BAD luck =D
-
Granted, But then bad things will happen D:
I wish i had good and bad luck
-
I wish you nguys would let me post alredy!
Granted, now they aren't your friend
Granted, have fun with it :P
Granted but now you wasted a wish
-
Granted, But why
I wish Sain was more clear
-
Granted, but then he becomes so explicitly clear that your brain breaks from all the clearness.
I wish I had an infinate supply of grahm crackers and blank CDs.
-
Granted, But get them confused and you will have a bust computer and a nasty stomach ache
I wish i didn't have to go
-
Granted, but then you remain stationary for the rest of your life.
I wish I had 14 people in the club, and a robot with no love
-
Granted, But the robot will kill you
I wish i had more friends on TF near to me
-
I tried 5 times before being able to post
Granted, but the robot killed one, so now you have 13
Granted, but by wishing that you forced sain to kill them all for cutting him off
I whish the bus ride wasn't two hours long, (or longer)
-
Granted, but then the bus driver has to speed, and he goes HYPERSPEED, and forces you into space.
I wish I was a cutsey anthro wolfie.
-
granted, but everyone's afraid of you now and you're alone!
I wish I had the power to shapeshift!
-
Granted, but you can only shapeshift into a stationary ball, because unmless someone kiccks you, you can't move.
I wish I coulda had a V8.
-
Granted, but the wish granter mistaken that for vegtable juice, so yea
I wish I didn't have allergies
-
granted, but now everything else is wrong with you
I wish for more wishes
-
granted but.....how do you ruin more wishes?! :S ..................AHA!!!....Your wishes have to benefit the people you hate the most. >:3
i wish for..........a new 360 with Halo Reach and all the content plus pre-order content and platinum membership!
try to ruin that!
-
Granted, but the 360 overheats after 10 minutes of playing and your platinum membership only lasts 1 day.
I wish I had a longer attention span.
-
granted, but now once you focus on something you can never un-focus
I wish that this transforming paint was real
-
granted but it lives!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I wish for a girlfriend furry
-
granted, but it's Rosie O'donnel
I wish I had better grades
-
aaah you suck!!
granted but its for a class that doesnt count towards school
i wish i could wish...
-
granted but everything you wish (after this wish) will not come true, in fact it'll go miserably wrong
I wish the sky was purple
-
granted but what made the sky purple is a toxic gas that spreads like a zombie breakout
i wish for you to give me money!
-
Granted, but it's counterfeit money.
I wish I could turn invisible.
-
granted but only your clothes turn invisible
I wish the entire world were anthros
-
GRANTED BUT THEY ARE RAGING FERALS
(oops, cap lock)
i wish more people were active up here
-
Granted, But then you have to go
I wish i didn't end my friendship with my best friend
-
granted but then you would've ended up where you didn't want to
stop these posts please...
-
granted but they must continue now so i can make a wish
I wish i could see invisible things :3
-
Granted, but now that's all you can see.
I wish I had more transforming paint
-
GRANTED but you'll have to live with yourself. in furry form!
i want... more fams (not really but another addition wouldn't hurt anyone, right?)
-
(being furry forever? that's doesn't sound so bad!)
granted, but all of them drained our bloody bank accounts!
I wish I had a jetpack that runs on propane
-
Granted, but it explodes.
I wish I was my fursona in real life.
-
granted but now because of it every person who sees you will freak out and try to kill you
I wish I owned Optimus Prime
-
granted but he is merely a useless toy
i wish for an admin membership to ANY videogame!
-
granted! but now that's the only thing you can do....ever!
I wish that it was 1983!
-
granted, but theres no high technology! (no videogames, computers, music players, no furry![maybe])
i wish for guns
-
Granted, but you get no ammo.
I wish I had some more water
-
(the fandoms been around since maybe the seventies)
granted, but it has Jiardia in it
I wish I was magical!
-
granted but any wish you comes with pain and your life...points?...
give me more metal!
-
granted, but now you're a metal statue!
I wish I was Canadian
-
granted but you no longer know any cool american values and can only speak french
i wish for liquid cornstarch!
-
granted, but now you're made of cornstarch!
I wish I could be Jesus!
-
granted but your just like any one of us. pain life and death.
i wish for unruined wishes (tell me if that's cheating or not. but i know it is)[one time only]
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granted, but you just used your only one.
i wish i was finished school.
-
Granted, but you need to learn
I wish i had a memory card
-
Granted but it's filled with Liquid Nitrogen, and not........memory.....saving......stuff.
I wish I had a sparkly top hat
-
Granted, but it's rigged to explode
I wish for rocket boots
-
Granted, but they only work for a short time because their fuel source is 600$ violins, and thats expensive.
I wish I could pick up the person I wuv and carry them off into the sunset.
-
Granted but now they weigh as much as a million suns
I wish I could escape this room i'm locked in
-
Granted, but you escape and get locked in a smaller room.
I wish that I was BULLETPROOF
-
granted, but now everything else is fatal
I wish I had an awesomesauce tail
-
Granted, But then it would get suck in doors
I wish i was with my mate
-
Granted but he doesn't recognize you anymore.
I wish that in class, when I'm shooting paper from a rubber band, every hit would be super effective. ^_^
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Done, however, you hit the teacher and kill her and get sent to jail till you're 18 or if you're pver 18, 25 years.
I wish I could get some sleep for my meeting tomorrow
-
granted, but it gets moved forward and you over sleep
i wish i knew how to play guitar.
-
Granted, but you forget everything else you learned.
I wish I had a fursuit
-
(fine by me)
granted, but it gets made insideout and you can't return it
i wish i could breath both underwater and on land.
-
(that includes breathing lol you made me think of this comic (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=240))
Granted, but now you breath in toxic chemicals, that kill you
I wish I knew this pretty rave girl, o wait I do!
-
granted, but now you ARE a pretty rave girl
I wish that this paint was permanent
-
((And what wrong with that :P))
Granted, but you never finished so you look rediciouls
I wish I never got sick
-
Granted, but now your body is ready for next time you get sick
I wish i wish i hadn't sat on that fish
-
((What???))
Grabted, now it sat on you
I wish I was done with school
-
Granted, but you only finish Elementary School.
I wish I had an army of purple foxes.
-
Done, however, they are lazy and not loyal, so, they don't do a damn thing you say.
I wish I was a wonderful animation artist
-
Granted, but your computers explode when you touch them.
I wish I had an umbrella.
-
White ftw
Done, however, they are lazy and not loyal, so, they don't do a damn thing you say
That hurt ;-;
Granted, but no one wanted to be under your umbrella
I wish I learned quickly
-
because sain made no weeshes
Granted, but your computers explode when you touch them.
I wish I had an umbrella.
granted but the bugger of a thing likes to reconstruct itself into panties... o.o
I wish I didn't have to get up early to feel happy D:
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I was skipped ;-;
-
Done, but, now you can't sleep at all.
I wish I was smarter
-
Granted, but you get attacked by sleepless raptors.
I wish I had more time to work during the week.
-
I said I wish I learned quickly >>
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White ftw
Done, however, they are lazy and not loyal, so, they don't do a damn thing you say
That hurt ;-;
Granted, but no one wanted to be under your umbrella
I wish I learned quickly
granted but you forget what you previously learned.
try putting your wishes in caps sain. :)
I WISH I HAD A CAR!
-
granted, but it's an ice cream wagon
I wish for eternal life!
-
Granted but you sold your soul to me
i wish for a gamecube
-
granted, but it shoots lasers at you
I wish I was an 80s cop!
-
granted but you get no bulletproof vest OR badge!
i wish for a salad
-
granted but now you ARE a salad
I wish for a cop badge
-
granted but its from Somali (good luck)
I wish i didnt have to get up earlier than 7:30 for school
(i have to get up at 6>.<)
-
((I have to get up at five, I would gladly switch))
Not granted, could be a lot worse :P
I wish my bus didn't get to my but stop ((which is like ten minutes away)), at 6
-
(i know but i have a lot of friends in college who have 3 days of school a week no class before 9>.<)
Granted. but it gets there 2 hours earlier
i wish i got more hours instructing at tae kwon do
-
granted, but now you're stuck doin git 24/7
I wish I could be a furry rock star
-
granted, you ARE a FURRY STAR shaped ROCK
i wish4 a tv
-
granted, but now you ARE a tv
I wish it was 1982!
-
Granted, but the 80s action heros with guns that never run out of ammo come to take care of your time traveling.
I wish I had more ammo.
-
granted, but it's all rigged to kill you
I wish that those time travelers wouldn't bother me
-
Granted, but now you've got the government after you.
I wish I had twice the typing speed and double the accuracy in spelling.
-
granted, but now for some reason your head has fallen off
I wish I had a rocket to travel through space...and time!
-
Granted but it's missing a crucial part that won't be invented on earth
i wish i had a winning lottery ticket
-
Granted, But money doesn't bring you happiness my friend, and it can't buy you love (In the words of that Beatles song)
I wish i wasn't so tired
-
granted but you drink a magical cupp of coffee that never lets you sleep and never lets you stop shaking from caffeine overload
i wish i had a coffee XD
-
Granted, but your glass spills and then you are cursed to never drink coffee again.
I wish I had some french vanilla coffee.
-
Granted but has no caffeine an it's cold.
I wish it would start snowing.
-
Done AVALANCE!!!
I wish I knew my EQ number. And it was high.
-
Granted, but it dosent exist, so nothing happens, I think you mean iq
I wish I could play my guitar better
-
Granted, but someone stole your guitar.
I wish I wasn't bored.
-
Fml I just got it -_-
Granted, but now you wish you weren't so busy
I wish there was more time in the day :/
-
granted but now everything stands still including you
I wish i had my dream car
-
Granted, but your nightmare horse carriage gobbles it up.
I wish Bryce would render faster.
-
Granted, But it would stress your computer out
I wish i had a fast computer
-
Granted but now it's poised to take over the world
I wish for more paint
-
Granted, But its lead based
I wish i had more time for TFF
-
Granted but now you have no time for anything else
I wish I had all the powers of Aquaman
-
Granted, but they are useless on land
I wish i had a job
-
Granted, but it's cleaning up after elephants at the zoo for below minimum wage.
I wish I was happy
-
Granted, but the thought about you being falsly happy makes you sad
I wish I didn't cut my self with my belt -_-
-
Granted, but now you get cut by a mugger.
I wish I could fight Toyo
-
Granted, but you don't leve the fight
I wish I could have better drawing skills
-
Granted, but now you suck at everything else
I wish it was the future!!
-
Granted, but now all your money and knowledge of old world technology is useless.
I wish it was the 60s still and I had invested in Apple, IBM, Microsoft, and Coca~Cola.
-
granted but under your management all the companies simultaniously fail and die.
I wish I could have had a V8
-
Granted but now your v8 is poisoned
I wish I had thought of facebook first
-
Granted, but then you lost the court trials. Sucks for you!
I wish I could sit on Drake's shoulders for no reason.
-
Granted but now I have shoulder spikes
I wish that I had fish
-
Granted, but theyre pirahna's that can BREATH OUT OF WATER.
I wish I had an anthro for a best friend.
-
Granted but he has the mind of an animal
I wish I WAS an anthro
-
Granted, but then you become feral and start biting people.
I wish I had drake's wish but with less feral in it!
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Granted but the wish granter lied and stuck feral in there anyways
I wish I had a pretzel
-
Granted, but it tastes like raw squid.
I wish I had BOOOOOLD FOOOOOONT.
-
granted but thats all you can type in, forever!
i wish this laptop had some awesome rsolution!
-
Granted, but for being ungrateful you lose it
I wish I had nice comp
-
Granted, but it dies just after the 72 hour warranty expired.
I wish I had a Microtech Halo IV
-
granted, but it's a cheap ripoff copy that doesn't work
I wish life could be more like marijuana
-
Granted but then........then.........THEN...........I dunno, you get a hangover? Excuse me for my ignorance :o
I wish I had a yo-yo and a teddy bear as a weapon, cause I play Guilty Gear too much.
-
Granted but it slips out of your hand as you cross a street and it gets hit by a car and trashed
i wish i had any amount of skill at making furry art
^I don't think Ive met you :?
-
But its a useless skill
I wish i wasn't so far away from everyone
-
Granted, but now you're so close you're trapped in a dimension where everyone is 5ft away but you can't move.
I wish I had a ninja chimpanzee.
-
Granted, but it kills you
I wish I could lower my majors to less then 5 ((I'm at 18))
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Granted but now they're useless
I wish oh wish I hadn't sat on that fish
-
granted but you ate it instead and now everyones a pile of goo
I wish I had more lime juice
-
Granted, but it is so acidic your teeth rot out when drinking it.
I wish I had a blue laser light :P
-
granted but it's powerful and starts a fire that burns your house down
i wish i had a stable career
-
Granted, but you're a slave.
I wish I had opposable thumbs D:
-
granted but they're big and clumsy
I wish i could talk to animals
-
Granted, but the animals talk back with a vengeance!
I wish I had a Bradley Mayhem.
-
Granted but it falls apart
i wish my phone would finally work without needed several battery resets every week <.<
-
Now it needs several battery resets every day!
I wish snow had a higher melting point.
-
granted, but now snow's appearance year-round has ruined your summer
I wish I was the person my dog thinks I am
-
Granted, but the dog now takes for granted what it wanted and has fallen in love with Justin Bieber.
I wish I had a top hat.
-
granted, but now it's rigged to explode every time you sweep it off to greet a lady
I wish my heavy dog would get off my lap and let me escape
-
Granted, but you realize your legs were crushed and now you have to crawl to escape D:
I wish I didn't need sleep to stay focused
-
granted, but now you have to repeatedly beat yourself in the head to stay focused
I wish my dog weren't pushing me off my couch right now
-
granted, now he/she is pushing your couch off a cliff along with all your most prized possessions.
i wish the world was like fallout 3 so i could start a radroach circus. :P
-
Granted, but the radroaches large quantity of radiation in one area causes you to turn into a feral ghoul.
I wish I had an air vent installed nearby the bunk in my room.
-
Granted but it expels air scented with a rotten methane gas o.o
I wish i knew how to make my food cravings >.<
-
Granted but that doesn't necessarily mean you know how to make them good
I wish the world were more like Canada
-
Granted, but you are attacked daily by a horde of moose with rifles.
I wish I had a marshmellow launcher.
-
granted but it clogs easilly
i wish i could go to the shooting range more often
-
granted, you get a job as the target.
i wish i had a kar98.
-
granted but it's a plastic toy
i wish i had a cookie
ok yeah i couldn't think of anything xD
-
Granted, but it's covered in mold.
I wish I had a dreamcatcher hat.
-
Granted, but now it's a nightmare catcher
I wish I had more ice cream
-
granted but it's all melted
i wish i had a neon sign
-
granted, but that too is rigged to explode
I wish I had a comic book
-
granted but it also is rigged to explode just before you read the last page :P
i wish i had my own laptop so i didn't have to borrow this one <.<
-
granted, but if you press the space bar it squirts lemon juice into your eyes
I wish I had a jetpack
-
granted but it 's prone to fail during flight
i wish owned my own business
-
granted but it fails miserably
I wish I was a great writer
-
granted but what you write puts you on a government watch list :P
i wish i didn't have so much stuff to do >.<
-
granted, but now you have nothing to do
-
granted but.... wait you forgot to make a wish :P
i wish drake had a wish :P
-
granted, but it was a wish for world domination by squirrels with rabies
I wish I hadn't forgotten my wish
-
granted but now you forget everything else
i wish i had a HD TV
-
granted, but it's stuck on the 24/7 Fox News channel and can never be turned off.
I wish the news network named after my species wasn't so awful
-
granted but now they can only be found on the radio
i wish i could find the magazine i've been looking for <.<
-
Granted, but it's a naughty magazine and your parents ground you.
I wish I didn't procrastinate as much.
-
I'll grant that wish tomorrow
I wish I had more chewy candy
-
granted but it rots your teeth extremely quickly
i wish i had a pizza
-
granted, but you never said it was made of cheese and etc. you now have an iron pizza sir
I wish dinner would come sooner
-
granted but they've dropped it a few times and it's also not what you ordered :P
i wish my personal bathroom would stop having so many plumbing problems <.<
-
granted, but now the teenage mutant ninja turtles have infested it and boy do they look hostile
I wish my parents would turn the Wizard of Oz off
-
granted but now they're watching Barney
i wish i had a life outside of the interwebz >.<
-
granted, but now there is nothing good on the interwebz
I wish I wasn't sick...
-
granted but now you are blind
i wish i had a better memory
-
granted but you can perfectly remember everything that has ever happened to you.
i wish for more stuffies!
-
granted, but now you've drowned in them
I wish I didn't suck at school
-
granted but now you have to go to school forever :D
i wish i had everything ready for my trip.......
-
granted, but now your trip is cancelled
I wish I had some hot cheetos
-
granted but they're over 4 years old
i wish i had a working camera
-
Granted but it stops working the next day.
I wish I wasn't so slow.
-
you travel so fat you suffer disintegration due to atmospheric stress
I wish I was my Fursona in real life
-
granted but you lose the ability to talk
i wish i had an updated tv
-
granted, but it doesnt work.
I wish we were all our fursonas
-
granted but the sun explodes
i wish my garage was fully stocked with tools......
-
Granted but your garage is also stocked with tool-wielding movie-serial-killers and monsters.
I wish I wasn't afraid of the movie Childs Play.
with chukie.
*shudder*
-
granted but now you're afraid of everything else
i wish it wasn't raining
-
its hailing
I wish I had a chezburgur
:3
-
granted but it doesn't have cheeze :P
i wish i didn't procrastinate as much >.<
-
you dont, you just work on other things
I wish i had a wish
-
granted,but your wish blows up.
I wish I had a question mark.
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sorry but its straighter than most
!
I wish that pun wasn't so lame >:3
-
Granted but the fact that it wasn';t lame made the wholle world mad at you.
I wish I had the entire Married With Children collection. ahhhh that shoow is funneh.
-
granted but it's also got every commercial that aired in the show and you can't fast forward :P
i wish i had better planning skills
-
Granted, but your plans lead to zombie vampires that quickly overtake the planet.
I wish I had a pet vampire.
-
granted but it tends to bight the hand that feeds it xD
i wish i had a pet tiger
-
granted, but it mauls you to death.
I wish I had more root beer
-
granted but it's flat.
I wish the girls i knew didnt complain so much.
-
granted, but now they brag about everything, forever, nonstop.
I wish I had an iphone
-
granted but it lacks internet capability
i wish i had my own tv show
-
granted but nobody watches it, comedians make fun of it and your in the guiness book of world records for worst tv show ON EARTH!!!
grant me a Unicorn Lord!! LOL JK--
Grant me a sandvich!
-
Granted, but the sandvich screams as Heavy runs over to attack you with his minigun
I wish I had more time to play Team Fortress 2
-
granted, but you have to play against admins who cheat all the time
I wish my roomate would get off his phone
-
now he wont get off the walkie talkie
I wish this wish was unccoruptable
-
Granted but it was a lie and now your wish is the most corrupted thing EVER.
I wish I wasn't sick no more T_T
-
Granted but now your dead
I wish I could do everything I want to do
-
I wish my fursuit was done
-
Granted but it came out horrible.
I wish I had enough money for the best computer on the market.
-
granted but its in a foreign currency nobody can exchange
I wish for something... I forgot :P
-
Granted, you get what you were going to wish for and Abraham Lincoln doesn't like it so he comes for blood.
I wish I didn't have to go to machine shop class today.
-
Granted, but you have to take it every day all day for the next week instead.
I wish ellie (the chick from LaRoux) lived with me
-
Granted, but it turns out she was actually a venomous spider wearing a chick costume and she preys upon you while you sleep one fateful night later that day.
I wish I had more processing power to render out a long animation.
-
Granted but it turns out its a venomous spider trojan and it eats up your other processors o.o
I wish my teeth were smmooooth
-
they're so smooth you cant use them for anything!
I wish more people were posting, its too slow for me here!
-
Granted but their posts lag you to heck and back.
I wish I had question marks floating around me
-
Granted but they attack you
I WISH PEOPLE STOP SKIPPING SAIN D:<
-
they hop over it instead
I wish for a lolcats furry edition
-
granted, but it sparks a riot with mothers and causes world war 3
I wish Sain felt better
-
Granted, but you get whatever he had
I wish that there was no discrimination about furries.
-
the world is boring because of world peace :/
I wish kiwi
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Gwanted but its actually watermelon.
I wish I had an arsenal of punctuation to kill my enemies with.
-
Granted, but the first thing is a period and thus it ends there. :P
I wish there were no antifur trolls
-
Granted, but now just ordinary ones come in hordes to fill up your email spam folder.
I wish Duke Nukem Forever was released.
-
it sucked like a black hole
I wish for stuff
-
stuff is granted you have the swine flu
i wish i had my abilities
-
granted but it costs 400,000 dollars to use them for 12 seconds
I wish I had the Midas touch (anything I touch turns to gold)
-
You scratch your arm and turn into a gold statue.
I wish golf clubs weren't so expensive.
-
Now they are so cheap you cant buy any becAuse somebody bought all of em
Wishes for doritos
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Granted but they're laced with poison.
I wish I was 75% helium, like Mayor Adam West in Family Guy. Don't ask why! Juuuuuuust GRANT!
-
granted, but now you've gone clear to the stratosphere
I wish I didn't have to sleep so much
-
now you have to nap for 18 hours of the day
I wish for a tail, no matter how many times it gets caught when I go into Walmart
-
Granted; scientists think your a mutant and you spend the next 20 years being tested on.
I wish I had ice powers.
-
Granted, but there's a permanent climate change of 200 degrees, Fahrenheit.
I wish work wasn't so stressing.
-
granted but now its too boring.
I wish I understood all the jokes about old television shows
-
granted, but now none of them are funny and that's all you can understand.
i wish i wasn't so hungry, or that i could find the food i know is somewhere in the kitchen.........
-
You find the food, but now it's all moldy.
I wish I had a collar irl
-
You found one, but you become someone's pet...not in a good way
I wish I got every Wednesday off
-
granted, but now you have to be tortured every Wednesday
I wish that my house could fly
-
granted... it flies right into a mountain.
I wish for STEAK
-
Not granted, the Genie ask for specifics
I wish L.A.R.P. can be a career
-
granted, but you may do nothing else :3
I wish I was happy
-
Granted you become Mad Happy *I don't mind it at all*
I wish everyone can have superpowers
-
Everybody can make toast with their buts and light cigarettes too
I wish you all would ROFLMAO at that one
-
Granted, but now everyone thinks we're weird.
I wish radiation gave people superpowers instead of cancer.
-
granted, but the only superpower it gives is the power to turn into a beach ball
I wish I had a Pegasus
-
It's an action figure
I wish I could actually get out from my schoolwork and meet some girls... Stupid schoolwork!!!!
-
granted, the teacher doing your detention is the new female substitute.
i wish for a pilots licence, a F4U corsair and a J7W1 shinden from WWII (America VS japan)
-
granted, but your new airplane blew up on the tarmac before you even got to use it
I wish that I could punch Santa in the face
-
Granted, but Santa actually doesn't exist.
I wish I could meet Buddy irl.
-
granted, but I've done it first (really)
I wish that I had a cool 80s car
-
Granted, but it's a car bomb.
I wish I had some pure sodium metal.
-
granted but it's lost all of it's quality
I wish that my stomach didn't hurt :(
-
Granted, but now your head hurts. (Sorry Drake, but the thread IS called ruin a wish)
I wish I knew...
-
granted, but there is still so much that you don't know (haha it's okay, I get it :) )
I wish that nothing remained unknown to me
-
granted, but there is still so much that you don't know (haha it's okay, I get it :) )
wait, I don't get it.
-
I was replying to your last parentheses
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I thought you were replying to my wish. I still don't know what I wished for.
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fine, I wish I had a pet pig named Drake's Bacon
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Sorry if I confused you :$
Granted but your pet pig gives you swine flu.
I wish I had a tail in real life.
-
granted, but someone mixed it up and it's a porcupine tail, so it's not a good idea to sit down carelessly
I wish I had a fox's tail in real life! ha ruin that!
-
Granted, but every time you go to a public place, little kids start pulling it.
I wish plastic was biodegradable.
-
granted, but it's also extremely poisonous to touch
I wish that furries were accepted as equals by everyone
-
I'm not going to ruin that wish.
I wish that everyone accepted each other as equals.
-
I don't have the heart to ruin that wish either....
I wish that I had a hologram room like Ray Bradbury's story The Veldt
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Veldt
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Granted but it brakes down and we don't have the technology to fix it yet
I wish I have the worlds biggest swords collection
-
Granted, but due to the quantity of swords, you have nowhere to sleep now x.x
I wish there was more Ghost Bolf in Fun RP
-
Granted but he is one once a week(not really I here for good)
I wish I had Wifi everywhere no charge
-
granted but the connection speed is stupidly slow
i wish i was in the cuban revolution
-
Granted, but now you live in the 1960s forever and ever and ever...
I wish I had a vanilla bean frappucino D:
-
Granted it doesn't taste that good(I wish for that too)
I wish for PONY!!!
-
granted but oh no, its dead mwahahahahahahaha
i wish i had a better air rifle
-
Granted, but now you live in the United States and you can't escape.
I wish I had a crumpet, I've never seen one.
-
Granted it's moldy
I wish cookies :3
-
Granted, but cookies quickly go extinct after other ghosts haunt the cookie shops across the world so no more could be made, thus making ghost cookies a new horror franchise.
I wish I could teleport from place to place.
-
Granted you have no control where and when you teleport
I wish everything was free
-
granted but for some reason everything is on fire
i wish i lived in the 50`s 60`s 70`s 80`s and 90`s
-
Granted, but the other people realize your time traveling is occurring and take armaments upon you!
I wish I had a flying reindeer, I could make a fortune on that mammal :P
-
Granted but P.E.T.A is fighting for the reindeer rights and freedom
I wish for a bigger better HDTV
-
Granted, it only shows a red screen, forever.
In HD.
I wish I could learn languages faster -_-.
-
Granted but you don't have the memory compacity to do it
I wish I am the best MMA fighter ever
-
granted, but now you're so beat up that you have brain damage
I wish I could feel awesome 24/7
-
Granted, but now you're so awesome you no longer have the ability to have other excitement.
I wish I had a private jet.
-
granted, but it blows up on the tarmac the first time you turn it on
I wish that my time machine wasn't broken
-
Granted it was stolen by the government
I wish I can fly I believe I can touch the sky X3
-
granted, too bad that as soon as you touch the sky you lose the ability to fly and plummet to the ground
I wish my tail wouldn't get caught in doors
-
Granted now sticky stuff get on it now...all the time
I wish I have a real tail
-
granted but (irony) it gets stuck in doors
I wish the police force would give me a badge
-
Granted it's fake (love the Irony)
I wish for reality to cease to make sense
-
granted but now my acid trip wore off
I wish that reality was tons better
-
Granted but life is still too boring
I wish animal can talk
-
granted, but they're all jerks
I wish that anthros were real
-
Granted but there are in another dimension
I wish I could read minds
-
granted, but everyone else has a sick fetish that you can see and can never unsee
I wish that my laptop charger worked again
-
Granted but your computer got a deadly virus
I wish the fabric of time space and matter was weird and exciting.
-
granted, but that means physics has turned you into an orange
I wish that my bread had nutella
-
Granted it doesn't taste too good
I wish I was a orange :D
-
granted, but you're being eaten by a soccer team
I wish my laptop was fixed
-
Granted but it was fixed poorly
I wish I have a muffin :3
-
granted, but it's rigged to explode
-
I get no wish to ruin :'(
I wish someone made a wish...
-
granted, but the wish was for your muffin to reexplode
I wish I wasn't so tired
-
Granted, now you are extremely tired.
I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
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Granted, But it wont bring it back
I wish i could talk to another fur irl
-
Granted but they're insane and try to stab you with a spork and drown you in the ocean!
I wish my friends little cousin would stop stealing her phone and calling me.
-
Granted, but now they steal YOUR phone all the time to call their cousin.
I wish I didn't have to work Black Friday today
-
Granted, but now you have to work all the way to Christmas with no days off after Black Friday D:
I wish Black Friday had less doors breaking down so I stood a chance to get inside Walmart.
-
Granted but now the roof falls down.
I wish I knew lady gaga and nicki minaj personally!
-
Granted, but you find out they aren't all cracked up to be as you were hoping.
I wish I could stop time.
-
Done, but, you lack the ability to start it again if you do stop it.
I wish I had a hat.
-
granted but it's major......how do i spell majorly?
granted but its major-lee ugly.
I wish I could spell that word *points to the mispell*
-
granted but u now have spontainiously combusted
i wish i had a flamethrower
-
Done, but, its a heat seeking flame thrower and will, therefore, only set fire to itself.
I wish I spontaniously combusted. (Ha, lets see you corrupt that one)
-
granted but u cant die so your forever trapped in pain hahahahahahahahaha
i wish i couldnt die and wouldnt grow old
-
granted. Too bad the earth explodes and you are stuck in the vacuum of space with no one near. Doomed to float forever.
I wish I was an actor in the NCIS program. I don't even care if I was the bad guy in it.
-
granted, but you are a victim, and get shot, and unfortunately the director screwed up and gave the actor a real gun to shoot you with.......and the actor hit the mark dead-on.
I WISH I HAD A HALO.
-
granted but oh no uv spontainiusly combusted hahahahahaha
i wish i had pyrokenicis that i could controll
-
Done, however, the only thing you can do with your powers is set yourself on fire. And you're not immune to the flames.
I wish my IQ was higher.
-
Granted but now your IQ is so high youve gained uncontrollable future sight and have seen the end of the world as we know it but have NO WAY TO PREVENT IT! OH NO!
I wish I understood this better.
Comic: Get your 12-year-old-tail down here and say hello!
Legal issue: it's illegal under 18 blah blah.
Author: everyones above 18 blah blah not my problem how you imagine it.
Didn't the comic just contradict the author?
DIDN'T IT?
-
maybe it was in comic years?
granted, but you head burst
I wish I realised what I put before I had to edit into this games format
-
granted but now the world goes boom.
I wish I understood what comic years were 0-0
-
granted, your head asplode again
If I had one just last wish, i would like a tasty fish...
(I wish somebody would get the reference)
-
granted hich hikers guide to the galaxy but blah blah spontainious combustion blah blah
i wish i could be bothered
-
you get annoyed XD
I wish that somebody would tell me they lolled at that
-
granted, but they lolled too much.
I wish I wasn't so scared of this tiger that's SUPPOSED to be all cute, but has the aura of a serial killer. especially since 'to catch a predator' is on the TV he's standing near. it just makes him the creepiest lil *bleep* i've ever seen 0-0.
-
you get eaten by said tiger
I wish they would hurry up and make a fantastic The Elder Scrolls V already!
-
Granted, they try so hard to make it amazing that you can't even understand how to play.
I wish I had shape shifting abilities!
-
You can turn into a triangle and a square and a trapezoid!
I wish I had a wish
-
Done, but any wish you make becomes corrupted and only brings you misery.
I wish I had an uncorruptable wish.
-
Granted, but I snatch the wish before you
I wish I had the power to do anything
-
Granted, but, then God comes down and punches you in the face, but you block him and with an unstoppable force hitting an immovable object, you cause the universe to implode... thanks alot >.<
I wish I could write an award winning song.
-
you award is a rotten tomato
I wish that god didnt punch me in the face, keeping the universe alive
-
Granted but now he just kicks you in the face.
I wish I had STAMPS!
-
Done, but, they're giant living stamps that enslave humanity.
I wish I could think of a good wish.
-
Granted, but it's a good wish for someone else
I wish I wasn't shivering from the cold!
-
granted, you are now 1 million dollars in debt (thought I was gonna do something hot didnt ya?)
I wish I had some soda
-
Granted, but your car just exploded! (thought I was gonna poison it did you???)
I wish I had fur to warm me up
-
granted, but its hot pink and clashes with everything you own.
I wish I had an iPhone
-
Granted, but now you are stuck in a time machine with George Carlin
I wish George carlin would stop time traveling with me
-
Granted, but now he just sits on your head all day long.
I wish I had my very own George Carlin. :o
-
Granted he doesn't talk back because he is nothing but a fake doll
I wish for pie
-
Granted, but it's just a fake plastic pie instead of a real pie.
-
I wish for a wish to ruin :'(
-
Done, but, it comes back on you ten fold.
I wish I had a fish.
-
Granted, but it mutated and started to kill people....good job
I wish for NINJAS
-
Granted, but the ninjas start killing people and no one can stop them because they're ninjas. :o
I wish I had a driver's license.
-
Granted, you get pulled over so many times
I wish for cheese
-
Granted, but it gave you cheese....poisoning
I wish that I could be open about my furryness
-
Granted, but since you are so open you explode with excitement
I wish for more Abridge series
-
Granted but I don't know what that is
I wish my dog would give me my bed back
-
Granted but he takes your computer
I wish I can do abridge series :D
-
(That was XD)
Granted but you will break something
I wish i was a cop in 1973
-
Granted, but I AM YOUR DCI!!
I wish that I was a cop in 1981!
-
Granted, But your a girl
I wish i didn't have to go
-
Granted, but now you face the wrath of Jim Keats
I wish I was in a comedy film about a road trip
-
Granted your just there as a wall flower
I with I was a famous actor
-
Granted, but youre stuck as the actor from twilight
I wish that my laptop worked again
-
Granted your dog takes it from you
I wish I wasn't a actor from lame sparkling vampire movie
-
Granted, but now you're Natalie Portman
I wish that I was my fursona
-
Granted the paint is everywhere though
I wish there was a safe way to teleport
-
granted but it teleports you to hell mwahahahahahaha
i wish i had some gigs
-
Granted, but they're all at old folks homes
I wish I had steak
-
granted but its poisened mwahahahahaha
i wish i had a driving lisence and a chevy elcamaro ss
-
Granted you got pulled over for speeding and both the lisense and the car was taken away
I wish for a Alienware Laptop
-
granted but it becomes sentiant and dominates the world
[removed]
-
Granted.....it doesn't turn out so well
I wish fetishes was normal in society
-
Granted... nothing changes.
I wish I could actually script stuff and make meshes on the computer
-
granted...but it cost you every penny you have
I wish that the universe would reveal its secrets to me
-
it shows its private areas, and you run off screaming
I wish kiwi
-
not granted because i have no idea what the hell you just wished for.
I waish I wasn't so bored.
-
granted but now you're overly busy
i wish my body didn't hurt so much
-
granted, but now you're a fish
I wish I had more ice cream
-
granted but its poisened
i wish i had a motorcycle
-
granted but it's only a small toy :P
i wish i had more time to hunt
-
granted, but now you have no time for anything else
I wish i wasn't freezing
-
Granted, but now you're melting.
I wish water wasn't necessary for survival.
-
Granted but something replaced it
I wish that anime stopped using filler episodes and stick with the manga
-
Granted, but now the anime story episodes are no better than the filler episodes.
I wish I had a couple more desktops to network together to increase the productivity rate of rendering.
-
granted, but they developed AI and took over the world
I wish that my weekend was longer
-
Granted but you get more work during those weekends
I wish I had a GPS
-
granted, but it always leads you to drive off a cliff
I wish that I had popcorn
-
Granted it is over 1000 years old
I wish I can get a leather top hat
-
granted, but it's rigged to melt into acid on your unfortunate head
I wish I was a shapeshifter
-
Granted but your friends and family wont recognize you
I wish i was back in the UK with mah Mate
-
granted, but it's Anarchy in the UK!!
i wish that my internet was quicker
-
Granted, But then the bill would be higher
I wish that i had a wish
-
granted, but now you have nothing else
I wish I had meat
-
Granted it's spoiled
I wish food would never spoil
-
Granted but then you can't compost your garden with it
I wish it was snowing
-
granted, but now you're frozen solid in a block of ice
I wish that it was a perfect 70 degrees
-
Granted, But its Celsius
I wish mah mate was here
-
granted, but you're both in a hellish place
I wish I had pickles
-
Granted, but they smell xD
I wish i had a car
-
granted, but I AM THE DRIVER
I wish that I had even more pickles
-
Granted, See above for problem :D
I wish Drake had pickles
-
granted. Pickles are now growning out of drakes body from everywhere
I wish i wasnt so sleepy
-
Granted, But then you never have any sleep
I wish facebook was working
-
granted, but I'm not online
I wish that Paris Hilton would sober up
-
Granted, But then she is no fun
I wish i had Xbox LIVE
-
granted, but you xbox is now a hostile Decepticon
I wish that my xbox WASN'T a Decepticon
-
granted but now it's a PS1
i wish i had a new camera
-
granted, but it can only take 1 picture at a time no matter what memory card is in it and its horrible quality
I wish I didnt have to work at 12 today
-
Granted your job sit caught on fire
I wish xbox live didn't cost money
-
Granted, but now so many people go on it that it's crap.
I wish my head didn't hurt
-
granted, your ears hurt more now
I wish I had more soda
-
Granted, but now you're addicted to it and will die if you go even an hour without having it
I wish my father wasn't darth vader
-
Granted your life is now boring
I wish i got a nice tv
-
Granted, but there isn't anything good on
I wish my basement wasn't slowly flooding
-
Granted, it is now fastly floding
I wish I had more things to say
-
Granted, but there isn't anything good on
I wish my basement wasn't slowly flooding
granted instead your bedroom is slowly flooding......WITH LAVA
I wish lightbulb spaghti monsters with wet dogs
-
Granted they attack people
I wish I had artistic talent
-
Granted, but nobody appreciates it
I wish I had a tail that I could wear
-
granted but it fuses to your skin and you are outcast as a abomination.
I wish people would stop discriminating against furry's.
-
Granted but furries discriminant against humans
I wish for a wish
-
Not granted, it's my wish now!
I wish that I really did have a tail
-
Granted it is fused to your body and your now a freak
I wish people could have animal body parts
-
Granted, but they're all an ugly colour
I wish I had the energy to get up
-
Granted now you can't get back down
I wish for zombie apocalypse
-
Granted, but you get eaten in the first ten seconds
I wish for zombie repellent
-
granted but it also repels membes of the oposite/same sex
I wish for mob rule.
-
Granted it back fires on you
I wish for fire breathing giants from outerspace
-
Granted, but they forgot to bring beer
I wish that I was dictator
-
Granted but they overthrow you within the first day
I wish I was a mermaid :3
-
granted but now you can only survive in the deepest darkest areas or the sea
i wish i didn't feel so tired >.<
-
Granted, but you'll never sleep again
I wish that heaven was real
-
granted but you end up in hell
i wish stupid people would just go away
-
Granted, but now everyones a self absorbed jerk
I wish that I had the power over life and death
-
granted but it only works when it's not useful
i wish i had more pie
-
Granted, but now your pie is a raging beast
I wish I had done my homework...
-
granted but..... well i don't think i could make the punishment any worse :P
i wish i could judge people better
-
Granted, but everyone thinks you're a judgemental jerk
I wish christmas break was here!
-
granted but you no longer have a summer break
i wish my allergies wasn't acting up so badly
-
Granted, but now you're a fish
I wish for a hot bath
-
granted but now you're being made into a stew
i wish i had a job
-
Granted, but now you're that guy who cleans up after elephants at the carnival
I wish that the zombies would go away
-
granted but now you are one
i wish i didn't see dead people xD
-
Granted, but now you are blonde
I wish that I could draw
-
granted but it still doesn't bring you happiness
i wish i had a wish
-
Granted, but now you are being sued by Tom cruise
I wish I had a spaceship
-
granted but it's only 1/1000 of a real one
i wish i had a new tv
-
Granted, but it's a black-and-white tv.
I wish I had s fursuit.
-
granted but it's not the animal you want
i wish i had some tea
-
Granted, but it's poisoned.
I wish you people would stop ruining my wishes.
-
not granted because it's too much fun :P
i wish i had a more creative wish
-
Granted, but your wish results in a nuclear war.
I wish I could teleport.
-
granted but your skill has flaws
i wish there was something on tv that was more entertaining to watch
-
Granted, but it's only shown on Mondays at 4 a.m.
I wish it would snow.
-
Granted, but its all yellow.
I wish for a multi-national publication
-
granted, but you are now dirt-poor
I wish that I had more turkey :3
-
Granted, but its rotten.
I wish I had one of the keys to launching a nuclear missile.
-
granted, but you launched it at yourself
I wish I had steak!
-
Granted, but it has mold growing on it.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
-
granted, but now you're a fish!
I wish my internet were faster
-
granted, but now it wont start.
I wish I could buy a better guitar.
-
Granted, but someone steals your new guitar.
I wish I wasn't so easily distracted.
-
granted but...what was I talking about again?
I wish that I had a jetpack
-
Granted, but you cant use it.
I wish my computer was running the Google OS
-
Granted your computer now has a virus
I wish I had more free time and still get paid
-
Granted but you get paid in Trident Layers
I wish I had a knew knife (I'm really asking for it with this one, lol)
-
Granted but its very cheap, and small
I wish I had a real katana
-
Granted. But its a real plastic katana
I wish I had some hot cocoa :*
-
Granted but it was too hot too drink
I wish I can set thins on fire with my mind
-
Granted, but it sets your mind on fire.
I wish I could veto my ruined wish.
-
Granted, But we will just ruin it again
I wish i could post more
-
granted but now you overpost
i wish customer service departments were more enjoyable to use >.<
-
Granted, but now they are just plain creepy from being too nice.
I wish I had a laptop four times more powerful than this one o.o
-
Granted It becomes a AI and takes over the world
I wish I had a new gravity knife
-
granted but you can't use it
i wish i didn't need to go to the doctor's this afternoon
-
Granted now your sicker then ever
I wish my sinus is gone for good
-
Granted, but now you have an iPhone stuffed up your nose
I wish that more people loved me
-
granted but they all want a part of your skin to eat
I wish I was a godmachine of war.
-
Granted, But you're only one man
I wish i was a DCI in 1973
-
Granted, but quickly your stronghold is overtaken by a rogue organization bent on world domination.
I wish I could take a ride in an AC-130 gunship.
-
granted, but Russians capture it
I wish that I was a DI in 1982
-
Granted, but your in a coma
I wish I had a better printer.
-
granted, but its nuclear battery has given you radiation poisoning
I wish I was my avi
-
granted but now you're a picture :P
i wish my ear infection would go away quickly
-
Granted, but it moved to your eye.
I wish I had a better line for that infection
-
granted, but it's offensive in some languages
I wish that I had an Audi
-
Granted, but it has no motor, no transmition, no tired and no stereo
I wish I had a new phone
-
granted but it costs $400 per call and $800 per text
i wish i had more pie :(
-
granted but it's EXPLOSIVE PIE MWHAHAHA
I wish that I had more fur paint
-
Granted, but its poisoness
I wish US weapons laws where more lax
-
granted, but now roving gangs rob everyone
i wish that Poland would invade Scotland
-
Granted, but they destroy the world with nuclear conflict
I wish it was desert season already :(
-
granted, but now you're a powder of dust from the dryness
I wish I could do my math homework
-
Granted, but now you have twenty years worth of it.
I wish that I could rule pluto
-
granted, but the Plutonians are pretty mad about that and they assassinate you
I wish Willy Wonka's factory was real
-
granted, but they only make shoes now
I wish I had a repeater
-
granted, but you get arrested for pointing it at someone
I wish I had magic in my paws
-
Granted, but they fall off
I wish I could not be a minor
-
granted, but now the age for everything is much higher
I wish that I had the willpower to do homework
-
Granted, but you fail anyway.
I wish I had no homework >.<
-
granted but now you won't learn anything
i wish money wasn't such a big issue
-
Granted, but you starve to death.
I wish I had butter + sugar :D
-
granted, but you have nothing to put it on
I wish that I was respected
-
Granted but you dont respect yourself.
(I dont want anything to put it on)
I wish that I was less liked >.> People are bugging me
-
Granted now your totally ignored
I wish I can play the violin again
-
Granted but you dont have a violin
I wish I could find an affordable guitar
-
Granted it's made of cheap material and haunts the soul of the owner of it
I wish I had a violin
-
Granted, but the violin is of a cursed nature and will go to great lengths to claim your soul!
I wish I had a robot Dick Cheney so I could take photos for my next project in Maya class.
-
Granted He tries to take you to quail hunting....you know the rest
I wish Rapture was real
-
Granted, but a big daddy attacks you.
I wish I had a drill arm :D
-
Granted But it rust very easily and the maintenance for it is very expensive
I wish I could control crows
-
Granted, but the bull's kill you
I wish I could go to Evo X :(
-
Granted it was canceled in the middle of it
I wish I can control gravity
-
Granted but the pressure kills you.
(Just found a sweet sound system)
I wish I had more music to play!
-
Granted they are all the genre you hate
I wish there where more concerts in my state
-
Granted, but the litter causes the area to become impossible to live in.
I wish the title to my buggy was in my name already.
-
Granted but it was towed away
I wish I got a nice little car
-
Granted, But since its small its unsafe
I wish my last wish was voided
-
Granted, but now you are out of grants.
I wish my schedule wasn't done by retards
-
Granted, but its done by a five year old with a personal vendetta instead
I wish I was kicked out of my school >.> They wont let me quit.
-
Granted now you go to a catholic school where they are allow to paddle ya
I wish I had a career
-
granted, but it's as the guy who cleans up after the elephants
I wish I was a shapeshifter
-
Granted, but you can only shift into an overwieght parapalegic
-
I get no wish to ruin :'(
I wish for a wish to ruin
-
granted, but now you don't get a wish
I wish that I could be a cool survivor/warrior of the apocalypse
-
Granted, but your eaten by a radscorpion
I wish I had posted a wish
-
granted, but now you have aids.
I wish my rp would update more often
-
Granted, but now your banned from it/
I wish I had the cure for the aids macid game me :o
-
Granted, only certain types of blood has affect
I wish I didn't loose the game
-
Granted, But you would just lose it again by looking at your own post
I wish I didn't lose the game now
-
granted, but you lose the game now
i wish i didn't have to do this speech for school......
-
Granted, But if you want something done good you have to do it yourself
I wish i was better at Black Ops
-
Granted, but you don't own black ops
I wish I had some buffalo chicken wings
-
Granted, but you turn into buffalo chicken wings.
I wish I could have a custom Zippo lighter.
-
granted but it's a fake one
I wish it wasn't raining again...
-
Done. However now there are tornados outside, and all heading after you.
I wish my girlfriend was here and we could be together and be happy.
-
Granted, but now your parents are going to try to keep you trapped at home forever and ever.
I wish I had a chimpanzee
-
Granted but he is a lose cannon
I wish i was my furry self
-
Granted, but you quickly get changed again by another wolgon wizard.
I wish I had the Deathly Hallows most powerful wand.
-
granted, but its only for show
i wish i had the ability to fly
-
granted, but you just smacked into a billboard
I wish I had underwater breathing :3
-
granted, but you have a water phobia
i wish there weren't any billboards in my way.
-
Granted, now its an impassable jungle of high-voltage power cables.
I wish I had missiles!
-
granted, but they're nerf missles :P.
I wish had one more wish.
-
Granted, but its a dud.
I wish my nerf missiles where less awesome!
-
granted, but they are even less awesome than you want them to be.
i wish i had a chocolate chip cookie
-
^granted but you gotta eat it through a straw, and it never crumbles
I wish I had chocolate milk
-
granted, but you have to eat it with a fork
i wish that my cookie would crumble
-
granted but you also have to eat it with a fork thats way too big
I wish my cat would stop hogging my computer screen
-
granted, but your cat won't stop meowing for the next three hours
i wish i had my own computer
-
Granted, but it runs on windows 98.
I wish I had the perfect awesomeness-o-meter!
-
Granted, But it lies to you
I wish i had a better sleep
-
granted but you're still just as tired
i wish my To-Do list would work itself out
-
Granted, but its supernatural
I wish i had a car
-
granted... here's your HotWheels car :D
i wish i had a redbull
-
Granted, But its bad for you
I wish my back didn't hurt
-
granted, now your hands hurt
I wish my roomate would clean more
-
granted but now he cleans your stuff up as well and you can't find nothing
i wish it wasn't so cold.......
-
Granted, But now it is too hot
I wish it was snowing more
-
granted but now you're stuck inside and can't enjoy the snow
i wish this car would fix itself
-
Granted, but its smart enough to kill you
I wish i had a plane :D
-
granted but it's rigged to crash as soon as you try to land
i wish i could figure out why my Ex wants me back <.<
-
granted, but you regret finding out
I wish I had the snow that Crevan has
-
Granted but you can only shapeshift into Nicki Minaj.
I wish I didn't have a possible concussion.
-
granted.. but now it's a full concussion
i wish this car wasn't so dirty <.<
-
Granted, but it was stolen, and you get arrested.
I wish I was related to Ke$ha.
-
Granted but only by marriage
I wish I had tons of money
-
Granted the transmission breaks and you don't have the money to replace it.
I wish I had a hippie van
-
granted but its full of pot and you get arrested
I wish I had more time
-
Granted you got it now it ran out
I wish I had every Wednesday off
-
granted, but now youy are so enduring that everyone is afraid of you.
I wish my friend would stop making me so blushy with these dang pictures >.<
CURSE YOU FRIEND WHO KNOWS MY WEAKNESS
-
Granted now he makes you do dirty poses
I wish LARP was a sport as well as a hobby
-
Granted, but now its illegal, coming with a fine of $10,000 Per offense over the past ten years.
I wish I knew morse code!
-
Granted but now it's no longer in use
i wish i had an electric blanket
-
Granted, but its my old one that occasionally attempts to murder you through electrocution. Or maybe it just wanted to give me some budjet electroshock, in which case, its invigorating!
I wish I had a low-volt electroshock machine, being shocked feels amazing!
-
Granted it malfunctions to end up giving high voltage any way
I wish every day was Halloween
-
granted, but you can only eat candy corn on halloween under that circumstance
i wish that this wish would not be corrupted
-
Granted but that's impossible 'cause of the forum rules! >:3
I wish that i lived in Japan
-
Granted, but you get a horrible oriental disease and die a terrible death.
I wish the Sanguine was in production.
-
(Dang I wanted to do the Japan one XD)
Granted but it got cancelled do to lack of funds
I wish life was like a manga
-
Granted, but you become blind and deaf so you can't enjoy the awesome visuals.
I wish that I didn't have to do my science project.
-
Granted, But nobody will ever flip the page.
^ That was my m anga one!
Granted, but you fail science and have to take the class over
I wish I had mai Sanguine funding back!!!!!!
-
For Japan, it was constant fear of giant monsters, robots, super powered teens, and tentacle monsters
Granted but it was forever misplaced
I wish for some smart toast
-
Granted, but it is too smart and makes you feel dumb.
I wish I didnt fail at life :l
-
Granted now you epic fail
I wish there was a endless supplies of muffins
-
Granted, but you become allergic to them.
I wish my friends weren't assholes
-
Granted, but now your locked in a room with the soup nazi XD
I wish my epic fail was a never fail :D
-
granted they fail you as usual
I wish I was allergic to muffins
-
Granted, but now your allergin to all pastry items
I wish there were no fails!
-
XD soup nazi FTW
Granted, but the world become too unfunny so we all die.
I wish that i had a golden plated Xbox.
-
Granted It was only for a day
I wish I could have a xbox 360 that was Ring of Death proof and never fails me
-
Granted, but it gets repossesed
I wish that I didn't have to use my cane so i could play Baseball again.
-
granted but it looks terrible
ungrounded forever!
-
Denied because you didnt say 'I wish'.
I wish that he ^ was ungrounded!
-
Granted, but the definition of grounded changes where ungrounded now means grounded so you become grounded forever.
I wish that that i had unlimited mountin dew.
-
Granted, but its contaminated and you have to spend the rest of your life strapped to an IV.
I wish my smileys werent so epic
-
Granted, but you die from lack of epicness.
I wish i could actually draw something that looked decent.
-
granted but what your drawings wear is not so decent
i wish i was an awesome drawer
-
Granted but anything you touch turns to skittles
I wish North korea would just get along with south korea.
-
Granted but china takes over
I wish I could destroy N. Korea.
-
granted but S. korea becomes 10x worse
I wish I still had my oblivion cd key
-
Granted, but your computer cant play it
< Recently bought a new copy of Oblivion, my neighbor sold it for 5 $
I wish I had more noms!
-
Granted, but the noms are stolen by me! >:3
I wish i had a place to hide from Aoren so he doesn't kill me for stealing his noms.
-
Granted, but I find you anyway because I'm the one who granted it! *slowly looms over Soup Nazi* Now I nom on you!
I wish I had some chili powder to make him taste better!
-
Granted, but i throw it in your face and make my escape!
I wish that Aoren had some noms for himself.
-
Granted, but now I become fat, blame you and then hire assasins to hunt you down.
I wish I had a new screne for the phone.
-
Granted, but the phone's screen shatters. (what do you excpext, i'm tired)
I wish that i knew how to use PayPal.
-
Granted, but you leave your computer on and somebody breaks into your house and steals all your money.
<Can help you
I wish I had money to donate to the site.
-
Granted, but the site crashs everytime you log on.
I wish i knew where my cane was so I could go get food.
-
Granted, but your cane is broken.
I wish I could have my own place.
-
Granted, but it burns down
I wish it wasent so cold
-
Granted, but now it's incredibly hot.
I wish I had that game I've been after for weeks.
-
Granted but it turns out the game sucks
I wish I was better at piano.
-
Granted, but the piano hasn't been repaired or tuned since the 1930's.
I wish my hair wasn't so curly.
-
granted, you now are bald
I wish Drake felt better
-
Granted, but you feel like crap now
@Specimen: curly hair people unite!!
I wish that my headphones actually fit in my ears.
-
Granted, but now they dont work
I wish I could help SoupNazi with the headphone issue
-
Granted, but you forget how to the moment after.
I wish that i didn't need to pee.
-
Denied for moral reasons.
I wish I had no morals.
-
Granted. but then you don't realize that killing yourself is wrong so you kill yourself.
I wish Aoren had high-speed conection! :p
-
Granted now it ran out of your house
I wish I could be a better artist
-
Granted, But nobody will notice
I wish i had a faster computer
-
granted but it now runs away
i wish icould actually get something done today
-
granted, but now youre very cold
I wish I was cold
-
granted but now you're frozen stiff
i wish it snow harder
-
granted but now you're extremely hyper
i my stereo would work :(
-
granted but now they're all given ON Christmas
I wish i had a cookie
-
Granted but it was a thousand years old
I wish I could fly
-
Granted, But you get sucked into a jet turbine.
I wish that they would make more seinfeld episodes.
-
Granted no one watches it any more
I wish there was always something to do
-
granted, but that something to do is sew quilts.
I wish this library would stay open longer.
-
Granted but the government can no longer fund it.
I wish the government did something good with a economy
-
Granted, but the voters elect someone just like bush *cough* sarah palin *cough* and it gets screwed again.
I wish i was a complex, deep soul.
-
Granted now no one can get you
I wish people can be happy
-
granted but you get no presents
i wish i could figure out what i want for dinner
-
Granted you sleep forever
I wish I can invent things
-
Granted, but no one needs your inventions.
I wish Mountin dew wasn't so addictive.
-
Granted but now the company losses it funds
I wish that I can talk to animals
-
Granted, but they have nothing useful to say.
I wish for soup.
-
granted, but i made it out of flys
i wish i was funny
-
granted but now everyone no one can take you seriously
i wish i had a light bulb for my lamp <.<
-
Granted, but it's a strobe light that causes seisures.
I wish for one billion dollars!!!
-
granted but you're now arrested for counterfeiting money :D
i wish i had a better truck....
-
Granted, but its one billion monopoly dollars! < was mine! Way better :P
Granted, but its an import.
I wish my interwebs sped up.
-
it already is a import :P besides i got nothign against them
granted but now it plans on taking over the world
i wish i wasn't spending tonight alone >.<
-
Granted, but you have to hang out with my friends.
I wish that the song i'm listening to was more awesome then it already is.
-
Granted, but then it blows your mind (Literary)
I wish RedWolf didn't have to leave
-
Granted, now redwolf can never leave.
I wish I had a new idea
-
Granted it was better in your head then it was in reality
I wish for a fool proof wish
-
Granted, but it does not remain idiot-proof
I wish there where less people breaking into my yard.
-
Granted now raccoons break in and successfully steals your garbage
I wish I had yarn :3
-
Granted, but it has glue all over it, rendering it useless.
I wish this moved more
-
Granted now it moves too fast for anyone to see
I wish for a giant, friendly edible cookie
-
Granted, but you feel so bad about eating him you go insane
I wish I had a new lamp.
-
Granted but the light opens a portal to hell releasing demons and plaguing the earth
I wish for a chair
-
Granted, but it has terrible lumbar support, giving you chronic back pain for the rest of your life.
I wish for a cure!
-
Granted but your house is now infested with fleas
I wish for Z-day
-
Granted, but it wasn't as distant as you thought *Points to Serious RP*
I wish I didn't have to go to work today D:
-
Granted, but you're fired for not showing up.
I wish I could teleport places.
-
Granted, but GLaDOS Makes you go insane with the promise of cake.
I wish for more wishs!!
-
Granted, But you don't NEED them
I wish my fursona had a shirt
-
Granted, but it's ugly.
I wish I had an awesome avatar.
-
Granted, But no one notices it
I wish i had another pic of mah AVI
-
Granted, but it gives your computer a virus.
I wish Crevan didn't have a fox picture and a lizerd fursona on my screne.
-
Wish granted, but you are unable to use refresh ever again on your internet browsers.
I wish I never had allowed an overcharge privilege for banking.
-
Granted you own tons of money to the IRS
I wish there were better zombie games
-
Granted, but you are prohibited from playing them
I wish Bestbuy hadn't backordered my pre-order.
-
granted, but theyre so good that when the real zombies come, they eat you
I wish My roomate would stop yelling at his com,puter
-
Granted, but now he's yelling at you.
I wish I had Golden Sun: Dark Dawn in my paws.
-
granted, but it's poisonous
I wish I had paws
-
Granted, but now you can't type so well.
I wish I had a Benchmade Model 42
-
Granted, But you hurt yourself with it
I wish i had furfriends
-
granted, but they never stop following you around
I wish Crevan had the same timezone as me
-
Granted, but he becomes ammish and no longer uses technology, thus you never see him again.
I wish I was less ninja.
-
Granted, But you die then
I wish i could be on more to talk to people
-
Granted, but your deep insight into the souls and minds of those around you causes you to loose faith in humanity, and commit suicide.
I wish my posts would be less epic.
-
Granted, but you die from lack of epicness
I wish I didn't live in the latest time zone in north america.
-
Granted but now you live in the latest timezone of south america.
I wish I could be with my mate.
That is really all I want right now.
I honestly could not wish for anything else.
-
Granted, but you have to meet on the moon.
I wish that I didn't have so much homework.
-
Granted but you're given twice as many assignments instead ^-^
I wish we could actually meet on the moon because that would be pawsome O_o
-
Oh? Well then, the spaceship blows up and your forced to live in isolation for the rest of your lives.
I wish that I was better at drawing.
-
Granted, but you are only able to draw angry customers rather than soup related items.
I wish it was already next Saturday.
-
Granted but your time machine malfunctions and you go back to 1885, unable to return.
I wish that I could play Baseball.
-
Granted, but I got the wish confused and you got to play ballbase instead, a game where everyone hits you as the pitcher with the bases off the ground and you try to hold on to the ball for as long as possible.
I wish I had better hands.
-
Granted, but then your feet suck.
I wish I didn't have to leave and do my homework. :(
-
Granted, but now you can never leave... NEVER.
I wish I had more time to play videogames.
-
Granted, but the flashing lights cause violet seizures that never stop.
I wish I had rockets!
-
Granted, they're all duds, and you have to pay to keep them each month, or pay twice the annual cost of all to get rid of just 1.
I wish my PS3 had better resolution for youtube. (It's the only video streaming site that can't do HD on PS3)
-
Granted but your ps3 fries because it couldn't handle it
I wish I had the PlayStation move.
-
Granted, But it's a piece of gimmicky bullshit that isn't worth you money.
I wish that i didn't have a math test tommorow.
-
Granted now it's a pop quiz
I wish there was a better system then the current consoles
-
Granted, but it requires a third hand to play.
This was my awesome test one: Granted, but now you have an overall exam in advanced nuclear physics.
I wish It was final's week already >.> The stress is killing me!
-
Granted, but the finals are insanely difficult.
I wish I had a cane and black leather gloves.
-
Granted They are cursed, giving you extreme bad luck where ever you go
I wish I had a better job that pays more
-
Granted, but it involves diving face-first into septic fluid.
I wish I had spaceballs on DVD
-
Granted, but DVD's become obsolete.
I wish that I had cool techno music following me everywhere.
-
Granted, but the constant noise makes you go deaf.
I wish I had XBL...
-
Granted, but the only people that talk to you are dicks, like me!!
I wish that ps3 and xbox could unite as one!!
-
Granted, but the added mass of the 360 onto the already ginormous PS3 makes it imposible to get through your door.
I wish I had realised that barf (the Mog) in spaceballs is totally furry XD
-
Granted, but he isn't :o
I wish i know what that was
-
Granted. but when you see spaceballs the movie, the hillarity and epicness of this early spoof film blows your mind so totally, that no movie you ever see again is the same. Ever.
I wish Crevan knew what spaceballs was.
-
granted, but now he wishes you hadn't
i wish that i could cure any illness or injury
-
Granted, but you get shot and die instantly (see, instant cure aint what its cracked up to be)
I wish I knew why my head hates me :/
-
granted, but ow its your feet turns.
i wish to guitar someday
-
Granted, but the guitar controls your mind and you can't let go of it.
I wish I had more sleep this morning.
-
Granted, but you slept through a furry apocalypse- consisting of zombie fursuiters and evil artists!
I wish I was an evil artist :T
-
Granted but no matter how hard you try, you manage to end up drawing unicorns and rainbows
I wish there wasn't so much drama at work
-
Granted, But it is unavoidable
I wish i knew the British national anthem
-
granted, now you cant stop singing it, ever
I wish Crevan didnt know the britan national anthem
-
Granted, but then he is made king and needs to know it
I wish Macid knew it
-
Granted he can only sing it when he opens his mouth
I wish that wish was viod
-
Granted, But so are all your wishes
I wish this one was void
-
Granted, but it comes true! Which makes it void, which means it doesn't come true which means it did come true......... *Brain Implodes*
I wish I didn't have to go to work.
-
Granted, but the family guy AVI say's otherwise
I wish my keyboard would stop shocking me
-
granted, now it givbes you frostbite.
I wish I could speak japanese.
-
Granted, But you say something wrong and get out in jail
I wish i could speak Arabic
-
GRANTED! but the only thing you can say is "eff you".
I wish that my mom let me listen to pitbull more.
I mnean she lets me listen to LIL WAYNE!!!!
and he raps naughty things in ENGLISH. just saying.
-
Granted, But he try's to kill you for listening too much
I wish i wasn't so lonely
-
granted. you aren't lonely, but the people your with are insane stalkers. so yeah.
I wish I could do a sit-up!!!!
-
granted, but you block in that position.
I wish it stops raining
-
Granted, but then sulpheric acid starts falling from the sky.
I wish my english teacher wasn't a prick.
-
Granted, now he's something else that ends in an 'ick'
I wish my phone wasent confiscated so me and drakey could continue the battery religion.
-
Granted, but then your computer gets confiscated.
I wish that I was done my homework.
-
Granted, but now you have to walk five miles in your underwear. IN THIS WEATHER.
I wish I could get nothing confiscated
-
Granted, but it build up and crushes you
I wish people didn't dis the UK
-
granted, but you now live in america
I wish I had my own car
-
Granted, but it's actually a car bomb
I wish I could lose some weight
-
Granted, but you lose too much.
I wish that I could play piano better then now.
-
Granted, but you forget everything else you know.
I wish I had copper wire
-
Granted, but you have to get it from your ethernet cable which means, no interneds!!!!
I wish that youtube was even awesomer then it already is.
-
granted, but drakefox stopped making videos
I wish for peace and love for all mankind!!!...and plutonium!!
-
Granted, but the peace soon degrades and with all world powers' militaries now being nonexistant, and plutonium stll being on the market, tribal large-scale warefare becomes dominant.
OWNED.
I wish I had a new volting tool>.>
-
Granted, but it just breaks
I wish someone from America will come to the UK to see me
-
Granted but they punch you and leave
I wish the alienware I found wasn't broken and missing pieces
-
Granted, but it turns out to be Toshiba in disguise.
I wish Spike had better music...
-
Granted, but now you're deaf.
I wish I knew why I always have a headache.
-
granted, it's a tumor
i wish i was in better physical shape
-
Granted, but now your a freak.
I wish I had a camcorder....
-
Granted for some odd reason it records you when your naked
I wish I was a tech. savy
-
Granted, you have abilities almost on par with Tweak, except you now are so socially awkward it is impossible to leave your house.
I wish I had another computer to mess with, or at least a virtual OS to rewrite. (Oddly enough, I enjoy that)
-
Granted they turn your back on you and self-destruct
I wish for new laptops
-
Granted, but it comes with the first OS I programmed back in '08, which ended up linking everything to the volume XD
I wish I had that old OS as a download onto my schools computers....
-
Granted someone hacked into your files and you can never retrieve it again....ever!
I wish the house we live in belonged to us
-
Granted, but it burns down.
I wish I could afford a collar factory collar y belt
-
Granted, But it strangles you
I wish i had a air pistol
-
Granted malfunction and backfires on you
I wish I had psychic powers
-
granted but they give you migraines.
I wish I was 16 already so i could see what a marriage license looks like without pestering my older cousin that WILL punch me if I ask >.>
-
Done, but the rapid aging leads you to die in less then a week.
I wish I was a great comedian.
-
granted, but everyone else is dead.
I wish my dinner was done
-
Granted now it explodes in your face
I wish I had better TV programing
-
Done, too bad your tv stopped working while you do.
I wish I was an actor on Green Wing
-
Granted, but you die shortly after (<- best one ever, works even when you dont know wht the person is talkin about XD)
I wish there was a smiley for D:
-
granted but now you have aids (my personal touch on the worst one ever)
I wish I had a rootbeer
-
Granted, but the bottle has been places.
Scary places.
I wish I had the cure for the aids Macid gave me! (That could be taken the wrong way)
-
Granted it was acutally the cure for cancer but if taken if not needed then you become a mindless zombie
I wish I can cure people magically
-
Granted, but you cure me and then die.
I wish I had a second nutcracker :D
-
Granted, but it ends in tears
I wish i was in mah home country
-
Granted now it's in war within itself
I wish people would just get along
-
Granted, But its a war just waiting to happen
I wish i could buy a rifle 'ere
-
Granted, you got it from a toy-store.
I wish the world didn't have so many idiots in it.
-
Granted but then the smart people would be categorized by their intelligence and those who were less intelligent then the higher percentages are considered idiots now.
-Gasp.- A mouthful.
I wish I had some pumpkin pie now.
;__;
-
granted but it was VERY poorly made.
I wish my ears didn't feel so violated every time someone said the F word
-
Granted, but then you thimk it's okay to say it on any occasion.
I wish that my soon to be uploaded Vlog will actually get views.
-
Granted, but all the reviews are negative.
I wish my Video Journal got more than seven views... like four of which being mine :O
-
I wish I had the cure for the aids Macid gave me! (That could be taken the wrong way)
MACID!! What did you do to him?!
Anyway, your video journal now has 8 views.
I wish I had a collar
-
Granted but some one thought it was a kinky thing, put a leash on you and made you walk like a dog
I wish there was some one out there for me
-
Granted, but then you die (You see, I cant really think up anything bad happening besides that XD)
Oh! Wait! Granted, but they give you AID's. There, now I feel special.
I wish my facebook I made wasent fail cuz I dont use facebook :P
-
Granted all the friends you made are furry trolling people
I wish my love didn't give me aids :'(
-
Granted, its just HIV... For now...
I wish I didnt punch that hater today>.> I feel kinda bad about it XD
-
Granted, but then he punches you insted. :o
I wish I knew the meaning of life so I could fufill it.
-
Granted, but the only meaning of life is grilled cheese sandwiches.
<Got skype up and running
I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich...
-
Granted the cheese it spoiled as well as the bread
I wish for a STD free world
-
Granted, but all the dieseses become airborne
I wish that I had Assassin's creed brotherhood.
-
Granted, but it sucks
I wish I had a FRESH grilled cheese sandwich :D
-
granted it taste terrible
I wish I had something to eat
-
Granted but you drop your food in the toilet. (Don't ask me why you took it to the bathroom)
I wish that I wasn't going to fail at my piano recital tomorrow.
-
Granted, you dont even go.
I wish Soup Nazi would skype me XD
-
Granted all he ever talks about it soup
....Speaking of soup I wish for a nice hot bowl of Clam Chodder
-
Granted, but the clams are still alive
I wish I had some soup, too!
-
Granted it burns your tongue off
I wish I wasn't so hungry all the time
-
Granted, but you waste away.
I eish I had a better webcam...
-
Granted, but you always have to be chatting to someone with it.
I wish I had a webcam.
-
Granted, but your stuck skyping with me forever XD
I wish soup nazi had a webcam!
-
Granted, but I never talk to Aoren!! XD
I wish that I didn't have to get out of bed and go pee......
-
Denied for moral reasons.
I wish Soup Nazi would talk to me if he had a webcam :'(
-
Granted, but I talk about trivial things.
I wish for a empty bottle.
-
Granted. But I drank it all XD
I wish for nothingness to be everything.
-
Granted, but then there's too much stuff!
I wish that I could stop time!
-
Done, but you can't start it again and are forever stuck in a frozen time stop.
I wish that wish wasn't so common.
-
granted, but sobriety HURRRTSSSSSHHHHHH
I wish I was...Christopher Walken!!!
-
Granted but your christian walken XD
I wish... No... Life is good right now.
-
granted but potato
I wish that aoren would text me
-
Granted, but he texts notihing but nonsense.
I wish I knew where my cell phone was.
-
Granted after finding out you don't want it anymore
I wish I can meet more furs in my town
-
Granted, but they are homicidal
I wish i had a fur suit
-
Granted it's the worst fur suit ever made
I wish I had the most awesome fur suit ever :D
-
Granted, but it doesn't fit you.
I wish my leg didn't hurt.
-
Granted, but nao you arms hearts
I wish i was with mah mate
-
Granted he is in war
I wish there was never war only well mannered debates
-
Granted, but he texts notihing but nonsense.
LOL you don't know how real that is xD
Granted, but now fighting is a common greeting.
I wish my head didnt hurt
-
Granted, but then the rest of your body hurts.
I wish my parents would leave the house so I wouldn't feel so wierd about filming my Vlog.
-
Granted, but I send assasins after you for not skyping me! D:! :O!
I wish I could watch alexei's vlog xD
-
Granted, bt you'll have to wait until tommorow!!
I wish tha aoren was on skype.
-
I AM!!!!! >.>
I wish Alexei looked before he posted that.
-
Granted, but this event in the space time continuum spawned a black mamba and it attacked you while you were wishing.
I wish I had the patience to install the Windows Live 2011 Messenger.
-
Granted, but when you do install it, your computer suffers a critical error.
I wish that I had something to do.
-
Granted, but you have to pay afterwards.
I wish I had more time to think up a good wish that will inevitably be corrupted.
-
Granted, but alas it wasn't to be
I wish people liked britian
-
Granted, but then they realise the truth and die x.X
I wish my pupil's where X's XD
-
Granted it means your dead
I wish Life was like a anime
-
Granted, but you end up being a comic relief character.
I wish that I knew what I wanted for christmas
-
Done, its a poisonous blow dart to the head.
I wish I was an awsome lawyer.
-
Granted it's Bill Gates lawyer and he charges a fortune
I wish I was famous for something
-
Granted, but your famous for something stupid you did on the internet.
I wish for more wishs that couldn't be messed up. >:3
-
Granted, it just now contradict itself
I wish life wasn't a joke
-
granted, now its just sad
I wish I had more time
-
Granted, but then there's too much time and you get reeeeeaaallly bored.
I wish that I lived somewhere that actually had furs living there. ^_^"
-
Granted that's in the distant future
I wish everyone was a furry
-
Granted, but then we lose our indivduality.
I wish that my cat would stop stepping on my balls.
-
granted, now you dont have any >_>
I wish I didnt have a dirty mind
-
Granted, but they get dirtier
I wish i had a mate
-
Granted, but they are a dominatrix.
I wish I had more than $5
-
granted, but it got stolen from you by a six year old
I wish I didn't have to sleep
-
Granted, You get so tired you can't tell reality from dreaming
I wish I had my license
-
Granted, but you crash your car on the first go.
I wish I knew if I had homework or not....
-
Granted you do and it's a essay about the history of the word and it's do the next day needs to be over 6000 words too
I wish the super natural is natural
-
Granted but we never quite get used to it and its really weird
I wish I had some chocolate milk
-
Granted, But its not chocolate
I wish everyone was happy
-
granted but aliens come and take over the world
I wish I had popcorn
-
Granted, but too much salt
I wish i had a drink
-
Granted but it's sour
I wish my dog wasn't so horny
-
Granted, but then he commits suicide from lack of sexual stimulation.
I wish that my friends understood my bizare sense of humor.
-
Granted, But now you don't seem to understand theirs!
I wish I could get rid of these fleas >:(
-
Granted but you now got ticks
I wish there was a channel mainly like Adult swim
-
Granted, But no one understands it
I wish i was going home tonight
-
Granted it was burnt to the ground
I wish for a hover board
-
Granted, But you crash and almost die
I wish mah computer was newer and faster
-
Granted it gets a virus and rebels against you
I wish I had money to fix my alienware
-
Granted, But it actually turn into a alien xD
I wish i had non-lag Xbox LIVE
-
Granted but apparently any electronic you touch rebels against you
I wish i had a awesome nerf gun
-
Granted, But somehow it rebels
I wish i was alive during the time of The Beatles
-
Granted but now your a old hippie rambling about the good ol'days
I wish hippie wasn't a fashion, but still a life style
-
Done, but, everyone has that lifestyle and computers and the internet no longer exsist.
I wish I was a famous comdian
-
Granted but it was in 1898
I wish time traveling was possible
-
Granted, but the future is dangerous and the past is boring.
I wish that I didn't have a test tomorrow.
-
Granted, but you fail your class and have to retake it next year.
I wish I could tell dreams and reality apart.
-
granted, but now you wish you could live in the dream.
I wish I was chuck norris
-
Granted, but the real Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you for impersonating him.
I wish I had a ray gun.
-
Granted, but then everything becomes imune to ray guns.
I wish I could get this song out of my head....
-
Granted, but now the rick roll song is stuck in your head
I wish I had better social skills.
-
Granted, but you become a hermit.
I wish i had a better interweb connection.
-
granted but do to your mispronunciations you have webs inside you
I wish my car speedometer works
-
granted but now you have a flat
I wish I didnt have to work today
-
Granted, but then you can never have a job for the rest of your life and therfore you become poor.
I wish that I didn't have to go to work either.
-
Granted now your dirt poor because you got fired
I wish there was a better way of getting money
-
granted, now youre wanted by the cops
I wish Ho'ne wasnt wanted by the cops
-
Granted, but now he's wanted by the milatary.
I wish my eye would stop twitching.
-
Granted now you have spasms in your eye
I wish life was alot like Scott Pilgrim VS the world
-
Granted, but your girlfriend IS A TRAP!!
I wish... I wish I was home for Christmas.
-
Granted, but your family and friends are away.
I wish that my iPod wasn't so slow to type.
-
Granted, but now you have my connection (Dun, dun, DUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I wish I wasent using a school computer D:
-
Granted with your home computer, but your mother knows how to check your history.
I wish I could turn back time.
-
Granted but you can only go back 1 million years at a time.
I wish I knew my science so I didn't have to study.
-
Granted, but the test is actually on advanced metaphysics.
I wish I didnt have to stay after school all the time.... >.> ?
-
Granted, but you're now home schooled.
I wish I had a taco.
-
Granted, but iz a baaddd taco.
I wish I had enough money to head down to Fiesta De Reyes and buy myself a Torta... Peferrably a pollo torta...
-
Sure thing but this guy eats it for you:
(http://titirangistoryteller.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/once-upon-a-time-in-mexico-depp-restaurant.jpg)
I want more Pepsi.
-
Granted, but it tastes like coke
I wish I knew what to eat.
-
granted but its raw onions
I wish i could have a lifetime supply of graham crackers
-
Granted, but they're moldy.
I wish I knew what was wrong with me.
-
(http://titirangistoryteller.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/once-upon-a-time-in-mexico-depp-restaurant.jpg)
FREAKY, that place looks like fiesta de reyes, too.
Granted, but its Huntingtons.
I wish that this wasent a thread dedicated to hurting peoples feelings, and occasionally killing them.
-
Granted, but now it's boring.
I wish for something
-
Denied. You get nothing.
I wish for this 0:) to be me, instead of >:3
-
Granted, but you end up in a circus freak show due to the halo.
I wish moar people were I live were furry fans
-
granted but there are not fans of you
I wish I had a tongue like Gene Simons
-
(http://titirangistoryteller.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/once-upon-a-time-in-mexico-depp-restaurant.jpg)
FREAKY, that place looks like fiesta de reyes, too.
Well it's Once Upon a Time in Mexico. You should check that scene on YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6lFfG13Fsw).
Granted, but there are no ladies to try it out.
Wish I had a boat...
-
Granted, But you one day go missing on it
I wish i had a new computer
-
Granted, its a brand new computer made with parts from 1980. It cant run anything.
I wish I was more mad
-
granted but your head explodes
i wish i had working headphones
-
Granted but you go deaf
I wish i had a new keyboard
-
Granted, but your older brother borrowed it and now it's sticky..?
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner.
-
granted but you get eaten.
I wish i felt like crashing a party, were they can like my style but dont copy, ladies let me know if you got me.
-
Granted, but the ladies are actually dudes.
I wish this headache will go away.
-
Granted, but now you have a stomachache
I wish had a life
-
Granted, but it comes back.
With friends.
Big friends.
^WAS MAH AWESOME POST!
Granted, but its a bad, socially unacceptable life.
I wish Pilose's post was less funny :P
-
Granted, but now you hate it.
I wish you would just post a straight forward answer instead of dicking around.
-
granted, but now the threads boring
I wish I could rock
-
Granted, but you cant roll.
I wish I could do more dicking around sometimes.
-
Granted but everyone hates you for dicking around all the time.
I wish my eyes didn't hurt
-
Granted, but your head hurts
I wish I can watch the new Tron Legacy
-
Granted, but it sucks.
I wish I had a useful wish.
-
Granted, but it brings hitler back.
I wish I had a new gun to kill the hitler crazy spawned
-
Granted but it only shoots out muffins
I wish there was a fool proof wish that has no backfire what so ever
-
Granted, but you get AIDS.
I wish I had a sandwich
-
Granted. Its a sandwich made out of your own foot.
I wish Ho'ne didnt have aids
-
Granted now he has HIV B
I wish I didn't have any STD in the future
-
Granted, but now you have tuberculosis.
I wish I would stop infecting people
-
Granted, you infect yourself.
I wish there was no more infection
-
Granted now it's diseases are in
I wish no one got a terrible disease
-
Granted, just you
BRB
Wish I was not leaving
-
Granted now you can never leave
I wish I had more time
-
granted, now youre frozen in time
I wish my character wasn't almost dead in my rp
-
Granted now he is a android
I wish that was possible
-
Ganted, but he tries to kill you.
I wish I could think of a wish.
-
Granted....you just wasted it and it was a epic wish too
I wish he could have his wish
-
Granted, but I'm too tired to corrupt it.
I wish that I could go to sleep.
-
Granted you can but it's a coma sleep
I wish for a spaceship
-
Granted, but you get shot down
I wish i had a new spacebar
-
Granted, but you have no fingers.
I wish I wasn't crepuscular.
-
Granted, But its back again
I wish i had my car nao
-
granted, but its totaled
I wish I didnt have to do laundry today
-
Granted now you clothes are dirty and very smelly
I wish I didn't have to work today
-
Granted but then you don't get money
I wish i worked in CID
-
Granted, it is the apocalypse.
I wish World of Warcraft had more character space.
-
Granted but it lags like heck
I wish there was a easier way to make money
-
Granted, but your pimp is violent.
I wish for world peace.
-
Granted, But then we throw away all our guns and then there is a zombie attack and we can't defend ourselves
I wish i was back in Exeter
-
Granted, but it doesent exist and you suffocate in the void.
I wish I was more witty.
-
Granted, But everyone hates you for it
I wish i was a DCI
-
Granted.
Good for you! Now you get to go MIA, due to KIA. >:3
I wish Crevan wasent KIA D:
-
Granted, but now he's just plain old dead. :(
I wish Iwasen't so morbid.
-
Granted, now your freakishly upbeat :D
I wish I had a better idea for a wish that could be an entertaining corruption.
-
Granted, but it gets ruined by an uncreative mind, such as myself.
I wish I wasen't so depressed right now.
-
Granted, but you commit suicide and don't feel anything anymoar.
I wish I was able to 'acquire' music legally for free.
-
Granted, but its all in russian.
I wish Alexei would take some (Ironically named) Saint Johns wort >.>
-
Granted, but it makes me so tired that I forget how to go online.
I wish that I was having something good for supper.
-
Granted. Unfortunately the definition of 'good' varies, and you end up with something you hate.
I wish SN was having a good time :O
-
Granted, but then you can't have a good time. :)
I wish that my rick roll worked.
-
Granted people will still troll
I wish there was no more drama in the world only happiness, love, and peace
-
Granted, but then everyone gets aids and dies very slowly
I wish I had mroe pop cans around my desk
-
Granted but it causes a avalanche
I wish I can find someone to love
-
Granted, but they die when you meet them. :'(
I wish I didn't feel so bad about my corruption of the last wish
-
Granted, but now you're boring and we don't like you any more.
I wish people weren't lazy.
-
Granted but we over populate and can no longer contain it
I wish that didn't happened
-
granted but then we'd be under populated
i wish i could do amazing computer art
-
Granted it doesn't look great
I wish my cigs didn't cost so much
-
Granted, but you become allergic to a new chemical in them.
I wish there were moar 'web sites' with free access >:3
-
Granted, but everything on them isn't worth getting.
I wish for more snow.
-
granted ,
but its only gonna snow 1000 km away from you and at your place the sun will shining at + 25 degrees.
Post Merge: December 18, 2010, 02:36:00 PM
i wish for a coffee
-
*melt*
Granted, but it's a vegan venti soy caramel frappichino extra whip and sugar free coffee and now every girl thinks you're gay.
I want to control water.
-
*sipping my gayich coffee wile being shocked of that *
granted , but the fire lord is now coming to bring you down
Post Merge: December 18, 2010, 02:49:32 PM
i wish that i am fire lord
-
Granted, though water > fire!
I wish... Daft Punk would have a concert where I live.
-
granted ,
but on the way the toor buss slips on the ice melted snow and crashes ,
they are unharmed but the show was canceled
-
Nooooo! D:
-
but they stop in front of your house whif the broken bus and asks if the can stay ;)
-
:O Now make your wish.
-
oke . i wish for ... a fursuit :)
thats really someting a want to have .
-
Granted, but it has lice and smells of garlic.
I want a new neighbour.
-
granted
but he is shrek .
-
Granted, But you had no wish
I wish i had a new laptop
-
granted
but he is shrek .
Would be a lot better.
Granted with a new laptop from the 70's!
I wish I had a bunch of Pathfinder books to use.
-
granted
but they are all written in Japanese
i wish i had a new bike
-
Granted, but It's one of the first bikes ever invented with the giant wheel in front.
I wish I knew a good song to listen to.
-
Granted, But its by UNSUN, so you cant focus on the music.
I wish I had a device capable of negating endorphines in the human brain, thus causing uncontrollable rage!
-
Granted but it gave you a heart attack and now you can't eat on your own.
I wish I had a personal avatar image for this forum.
-
Granted, but I drew it, so it sucks.
I wish I was a better artist...
-
Granted, but no one understands how brilliant you are until sevrel years later.
I wish that I had a T-shirt with the perfect slogan on it.
-
Granted, but its not copyrighted and someone steals the quote and gets rich.
I wish I could walk around TFF like a virtual area, like Tron.
-
Granted, but someone in real life kills you for your cash.
I wish I had a stuffed teddybear.
-
granted, but it gives you scarlet fever.
I wish I didnt remember that cartoon.
-
Granted. You have amnesia now.
I wish the forums were more active now.
-
Granted, but your internet fails and you can't get it to work until it becomes slow with activity again.
I wish I could get an airsoft electric uzi for Christmas
-
Granted, but the company that makes the ammo for it shuts down.
I wish I could remeber what I was about to do.
-
Granted, but you can't remember anything else
I wish Buddywolf hadn't suddenly left
-
Granted, but he still left
I wish I didn't have problems
-
granted, youre dead
I wish I was asleep
-
Granted but you die in your sleep
I wish there was no drama
-
granted but then I kill you because theater dies.
I wish I was playing my n64 right now
-
Granted but you are passed out from blowing into cartige
I wish retro was in
*lol Macid*
-
Granted, but then all technology is shunned and because of this, the military falls apart and we get attacked and enslaved.
I wish I had more moniez.
-
Granted but it sounded like you said mommies and got two mothers and no father
I wish my art style was more like Jhonen Vesquez's
-
Granted, but you are convicted of being a hack and are forced to take starving artist literally, and die of fatigue on the frozen streets.
I wish I had more time in the day.
-
Granted, but it cause's world earthquakes
I wish i had a repair shop nearby
-
Granted. They repair Clogs.
I wish my iced coffee would freeze, damnit >.>
-
Granted, But you can't drink it nao
I wish people made nore sense
-
Granted, but you make less, causing you to be deemed a troll and banned from the forum. The sudden lack in your life then causes you to commit suicide.
I wish Crevan had a pilot with brass ones...
-
granted .
but he died of herpes
i wish for a p90
-
Granted. But you recieved an MP4 instead.
I wish I hadent given Jimmy a better weapon.
-
granted .
now its just a wooden stick .:(
i wish for a heckler und koch mg4
-
Granted.
Its an airsoft verion.
I wish I had some more hollowpoints for my glock. I decided to keep it and now I only have practice amo >.>
-
granted .
but the delivery guy brought you hallow wooden sticks .
i wish for new furniture
-
Granted.
Its made of compress board.
I wish I had more PE4
-
Granted, it's all over your room and I have an evil grin, holding a single button device.
I wish I won't get sick for Christmas.
-
Granted. You die before christmas.
I wish that button wasent a detonator :o
-
Granted, it was for releasing the hounds!
Excellent.. I wish more people were active!
-
Granted, but you get lost in the spam.
I wish Pilose wasent turning into Mr. Burns.
-
Granted, I'm far too smart.
I wish I had a better joke than that.
-
Granted. But it gets you banned.
I wish I hadn't seen this episode of House.
-
Granted, House never excised elsewhere than in your head!
I wish that didn't make me sad...
-
Granted, but now House is the only show that is aired.
I wish I had more coffee D:
-
Granted, but it's cold.
I wish I had candy.
-
Granted. It was made with dirt.
I wish I could be at the pit already >.> *stares at clock* nineteen hours left.
FFFFFFFFFF!
-
Granted, but your clock was 20 hours late and you missed it.
I wish someone would do my laundry.
-
Granted. Its a homeless person who steals it afterwards.
I wish I had some AA's for my TV remote >.>
-
Granted, but you found them in your m-.. erm, no..
Granted, but they're flat.
-
xD
And denied, because you didnt make a wish
I wish they had a charge
-
Granted, but you have no outlet.
I wish I was more awake and watching what I'm typing.
-
That made no sense xD
I wish Pilose was more lucid
-
Outlet for charging the batteries?
Granted, I am now in your dreams, stalking you.
I wish I could do that.
-
Granted, but what you see in my mind will scar you (I truly believe it actually would)
I wish I was tired o.O
-
Granted. You're extremely tired but you can't fall asleep.
I wish There was something for me to do.
-
granted
but you killed a hooker
-
Denied. No wish present.
I wish I didnt have to keep sayin that...
-
Granted, but now you can't say anything.
I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
-
Granted. I did it gleefully, and then served it to you beautifully charred and seasoned.
I wish I had some sushi :/
-
Granted, but now you sit on it.
I wish that it didn't hurt when I breathed
-
granted .
but the air is now made of chocolate
Post Merge: December 19, 2010, 04:42:33 PM
i wish for a can of turtle food
-
Granted, but you eat it and catch turtle-itits
I wish that was a real disease xD
-
granted
now there are now just 4 humans 4 furrys and 8021847393729,00021 turtles on the planet
Post Merge: December 19, 2010, 04:45:56 PM
i wish for a can of cat food
-
Granted.
It tastes terrible.
I wish I had an omelette
-
granted .
but its made out of cat food .
i wish i had a can of bird shit
-
Granted. But its a can of bird crap. Theres no positive side to it.
I wish for no more wishing xD
-
granted .
but you'll vind a N64 Pokemon edition onder your bed and the only way to get rid of it is to wish it away
i wish to stop now and just continue whit drawing
-
Granted.
Congradulations! Artists' block!
I wish I could write more...
-
Granted, but your writing makes no sense whatsoever.
I wish I could think more clearly.
-
Granted ,
you're high
i wish for a better can of dirt
-
Granted. Its premium dirt. Congradulations. Whoopie.
Dirt.
I wish I had a better point of view!
-
Granted, but now you're blind.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
-
granted .
but all water is now made of dirt
-
DENIED FOR NO WISH
I WISH FOR THIS TO STOP HAPPENING!
-
Wish Denied!!!
-
i wish that i dident have to pi anymorez
-
Granted. Now you have to do advanced metaphysics.
I wish my wish was not denied.
-
granted .
you're wish is now forrfild . but i have my fingers cross .
i wish that i am the best rocker of history .
-
Granted. No one is better at smashing rocks!
I wish that was wittier
-
Granted, But nao you are hated
I wish i was a DCI
-
Denied. You already asked for that, and died because of it!
I wish I had coffee
-
granted .
but krusty the clown stole it from you
i wish that my turtle can do the kittycat dance
-
Granted but it looks odd
I wish I had a witty wish
-
Granted,it turns out it's not so witty after all
I wish I had a library in my own home
-
Granted.
But it is so expensive all your earthy possesions are repossessed.
I wish that I had some more batteries
-
Granted but they all leaked battery acid
I wish I had a larger selections of games
-
Granted .
buts its not for your console .
its monopoly.
i wish i can beat up paris hilton
-
Granted she sues you for all your money
I wish I can hit Paris and not get sued
-
Granted, her body guard just beats you into the cement.
I wish I could see paris hilton get beaten xD
-
granted .
but her new bff is now going to beat you up .
i wish that Rob Schneider as herpes
-
Granted. But you gave it to him.
Scary.
I wish that I wasent cold :/
-
Granted now your on fire
I wish I can see MJ perfom live one time.
-
granted .
but you're eyes popt out .
i wish that had a bigger fire extinguisher for to save Aoren
-
Granted. Now its freakin cold in here, making everyone miserable
I wish my fursona's new pet wasent cooler than me xD
-
Granted .
now he is a peace of wood whit a tail.
i wish life was more like Dragenball Z
-
Granted. MY power level is over 10 000. Yours is 5.
I wish Terry Pratchett didn't have Alzheimer's.
-
Granted, now he has Huntington's
I wish I didn't have a cold.
-
Granted.
You have African Sleeping Sickness.
I wish I wasent so stressed
-
Granted.
the stress is gone cus you're dead .
i wish aoren still is alive
-
Granted, he's in a coma.
I wish I had a better concentration.
-
Granted .
but now you're brain go's mad .
i wish for world peace :3
-
Granted, But now no one gets the oil
I wish someone would draw mah new fursona design
-
Granted.
but now a brick falls on my head and i lose all my drawing skills .
(but if you like , i can try to draw you one i only dont know how to sent to to you. )
i wish i am made out of jelly :D
-
Granted now your made of peanutbutter
I wish I had Chinese food
-
Granted, But they arrest you for cannibalism
I wish i had pizza
-
Granted, but with anchovies.
I wish I had all the yarns I could ever want.
-
Granted, but you get tangled up and roll down a hill and hit a brick wall :O
I wish I had coffee.
-
Granted ,
but a random turtle stole it from you .
i wish 1 had a lava pit in my room
-
Granted, it burns down your house, your stuff, your family and yourself.
I wish I had more cookies.
-
Granted, but they're a really wierd flavour.
I wish I had a really good song to listen to.
-
Granted it's very depressing and you go suicidal
I wish can paint
-
Granted, But its lead based
I wish it snowed more
-
Granted, but the snow melts before it hits the ground.
I wish I hadn't missed the lunar eclipse.
-
Granted, But it blinded you
I wish someone told me about it
-
Granted, I tell you now and it's too late.
I wish I wasn't sick right now.
-
Granted, But you just get sick later
I wish i didn't miss my mate
-
Granted, you never knew him.
I wish I could stop time.
-
granted, now youre frozen in time
I wish I could let other people help me
-
Granted, but we fail
I wish people would stay out my personal life
-
Granted, but then you realize no one cares.
I wish that I had my Christmas shopping done.
-
Granted, you have no friends or family to shop for.
I want to see my family.
-
Granted they are too far away to even visit
I wish I had a better yob
-
granted, you are now paid 100000$ a year to scrub old people without any gloves
I wish more people would post in the rp's so I wouldnt feel so bad about leaving them behind
-
Granted... but they're terrible and only interested in one thing.
I wish I had lotsa monies.
-
Granted, but it's all counterfeit
I wish I had more tissues.
-
granted, but theyre used
I wish I felt better
-
Granted.
I wish my eyes didn't hurt so much.
-
Granted.
*seconds that*
Granted, they're gone.
I wish I had that rocket powered car they just had on Mythbusters.
-
granted, but now youre a girl
I wish I had Real life friends like you guys
-
Granted, but er... They're not as awesome as us.
I wish I had someone to play with to try my new Star Wars card deck.
-
granted, but you get card cut
I wish i could drive
-
Granted, but you can't afford fuel
I wish I had a mecha
-
Granted, but it goes rogue
I wish i was with mah mate
-
Granted as a ghost, he'll never know you're there.
I wish Christmas was twice as long.
-
Granted, but then the school/work year is twice as long.
I wish that I diden't have that nightmare I had last night
-
^^ it causes a time disruption do to the fact that not everyone celebrates Christmas
Granted it comes back the next night
I wish I had a longboard
-
Granted but you fall off it on your first go.
I wish that I knew what to draw....
-
Granted it is unappreciated
I wish I have a new car
-
granted, its a smart car that thinks its better than you and tells you about every chance it gets
I wish my RP would update
-
Granted, But its a bad update
I wish i didn't have the flu
-
Granted, it's HIV.
I hope no one gets offended by that.
-
Granted, but then you feel offened by it.
I wish that this day would end already.
-
:O Granted, but.. but it repeats?
I wish my computer wasn't this slow.
-
Granted, but then it becomes so fast that your brain can't keep up and your head explodes! :o
I wish that my foot didn't hurt.
-
*chops it off*
I wish I had a fire to roast this baby. *licks lips*
-
Granted, but the fire is too hot and it singes all your fur off.
I wish that my next drawing would get some nice comments.
-
Granted, but you can't understand the language and Google Trans can't help.
I wish, I wish, I was a fish.
-
granted, but I eat you >:3
I wish I liked the taste of fish
-
Granted, but you're allergic to fish
I wish I didn't feel dizzy
-
Granted, but now your house gets repossesed.
I wish that i had a longer attention span........
-
granted but you
I wish kittys were more cute :3 :3 :3
-
Granted, but they're so cute you become distracted with them and lose your job.
I wish the BK i worked at wasen't closing....
-
granted, but you get laid off because you sneezed in the slurpee machine
I wish bk's really had slurpee machines
(my last one was a joke btw)
-
(Lol I figured as much)
Granted, but I sneese in them. XD
I wish that my food wasen't cold.
-
granted, now its super lava hot
I wish my life was as awesome as the super mario brothers movie
-
Granted, but The princess is in another castle.
(You saw that too?)
I wish that I knew what the song in it was called.
-
granted, but it never leaves your head
I wish I had super mario bros movie on dvd.
(i dont care if it had nothing to do with the game, I liked it)
-
Granted, but your DvD player explodes!!
I wish that I could think of a wish.
-
Granted but your wish backfires
I wish Buddy was back
-
Graned, but he's speaking japenese and google translator is broken.
I wish that I didn't have to wrap gifts.
-
Granted. No gifts this year.
I wish I had a longer attention span.
-
Granted, but then you develop OCD.
I wish that I was actually going to get some sleep tonight.
-
Granted, you're in a coma and won't wake up for at least 20 years.
I wish I had a job
-
Granted, it's one that you see on "Dirty Jobs"
I wish that my ears didn't hurt.
-
Granted, now your nose does.
I wish I could take over the world!
-
Granted, but it ends
I wish i wasn't ill
-
Granted now your crippled
I wish I was self employed
-
Granted. You're... an unfortunate. ;)
I wish I had clones.
-
Granted, but they team up and kill you.
I wish that Christmas holidays didn't end.
-
And so it shall be! But santa is over worked and keels over, families get sick of each other after a couple weeks, and so many stores remain closed the world economy collapses.
I wish I knew whar acoustic to pick D:
-
Granted... but now you dunno what to do this this knowledge.
I wish I wasn't this excited.
-
Granted. You're now extremely tired.
I wish for food
-
Granted but you don't like it.
I wish I had more time.
-
Granted. You have so much free time that you get bored
I wish I could meet Buddy in real life
-
granted but your time is short
i wish i was here more often
-
Granted .
but now you lost your internet connection and probably will work over 10 years so every one forgot you . ^_^
i wish for a new electric guitar
-
Granted, But you get bored of it
I wish i wasn't ill
-
granted, now both your legs are broken
I wish I could sleep more
-
Granted, but then Freddy comes after you. >:3
I wish that people didn't need to sleep.
-
Granted, but we get bored
I wish i could get out
-
Granted, snow storm though. Deadly stuff.
I wish it was warmer inside.
-
Granted, but now it's unbearably hot inside.
I wish I felt more motivated to do stuff.
-
granted but one of the things your feel motivated to do is eat raw onions
I wish i were more patient
-
Granted, But it doesn't come in useful
I wish i was with mah mate
-
Granted, but He/She is to tired to do anything.
I wish that I didn't wake up at noon
-
granted but you either wake up in the morning or night.
i wish i had drawing skills
-
Granted, but no one understands the complexity of your art.
I wish that it wasen't late.
-
Granted, Nao its really early
I wish i was better
-
granted, you are now the best and nothing is interesting anymore
I wish I had more cheese
-
granted but you get sick of all the cheese, dont want to hear, see, think, or talk about cheese.
i wish i could make good music
-
Granted, but no one listens
I wish i had Kinect set up for me
-
Granted , but your xbox turned into stone :o
i wish the Beatles still wer alive and played at my back yard
-
Granted, as zombies and you're getting charged for necromancy.
I wish I had more monies.
-
granted, but you spend them on hair removal
I wish I could sleep all the time
-
Granted, you die and miss out on everything.
I wish my bed wasn't as comfortable.
-
Granted, your bed is now so uncomfortable that you have no option but to sleep on the floor.
I wish I wasn't tired all the time.
-
Granted, after a few days you collapse from sleep deprivation.
I wish I wasn't so sick -_______-
-
Granted, but you get sick again next week
I wish I knew why I have a headache all the time.
-
Granted, but you get sick again next week
Next week my brake is over, so I'd prefer that XD
Granted, the headache gets angry at you for learning and hurts more.
I wish I had awesomesauce 8D
-
Granted, it's imitation awesomesauce.
I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish
-
Granted, you soon realize that the fish was a Russian spy plotting to kill you.
I wish I could speak every language.
-
Granted, but you don't know what you're saying.
I wish I had a life
-
granted ,and you do, but in your life nothing really happens and you gey tired with it.
i wish i furries were real
-
Granted, but they rebel
I wish i had a tail
-
granted .
now you have a rottweiler tail that is cut off , so its more of a knot ,
i wish i was a furry fat red cat .
-
Granted, but it soon becomes anorexic and goes modeling.
I wish I had a straight haired calico pet kitty.
-
Granted, but then it puts curlers in its fur so it isn't straight furred anymoar! :3
I wish that my cat didn't hate me.
-
Granted, now our dog does
I wish i had a new battery
-
Granted, but it's leaking battery acid.
I wish I didn't have school tommorow....
-
Granted .
you stay home , and your whole school go's to Disney world for free for 7 days .
i wish i had super powers like Alex Murserer form prototype .
-
Granted, but you use it for evil
I wish i wasn't hot
-
granted, you are now very ugly
I wish I had more cats
-
granted, you now become the old cat lady on the simpsons
i wish i was like Samus Aran
-
Granted, but everyone mistakes you for the other gender
I wish that I wasen't so neutral.
-
Granted. Your on the losing side.
Oops, it just lost, now your going to prison as an enemy of the government. Bye!
I wish I wasent in s uch a good mood! ^_^
-
Granted, but now everyone else is in a bad mood.
I wish that I didn't have school tommorow.
-
Granted, but now you don't get an education and spend the rest of your life working in McDonalds.
I wish John Lennon was still alive.
-
Granted, but he becomes depressed with the amount of shitty music out today and kills himself.
(R.I.P. John) :'(
I wish that I didn't make myself said really easily
-
Granted, but now you make everyone else sad.
I wish I hadn't done that.
-
Granted, but then you realise that you shouldn't have regrets.
I wish that my head didn't hurt
-
Granted, but you now have arthritis.
I wish I was more agile.
-
Granted, but you're forced to be annoying like sonic
I wish that there weren't so many halo fanboys in m class.
-
Granted, now they're MW2 fanboys.
I wish Call of Duty games were more realistic.
-
Granted, but they're so realistic that you have to go through boot camp and get yelled at by this guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfccLO6-YL0
I wish that I could multitask.
-
Granted, but you suck at it.
I wish that... umm, I forgot.
-
Granted, but you didn't make a wish s I can't grant you one.
I wish I could draw.
-
Granted, but your drawings look like they were made by a 5 year old.
I wish I could think of a good wish with minor setbacks.
-
Granted, but the minor setbacks are actually huge setbacks.
I wish the voices in my head would go away.
-
*awkward silence ensues*
I wish that door wasn't broken.
-
Granted, but now your wall is broken.
I wish for a million more wishes!
-
Granted, but they all bring some grave misfortune.
I wish Alexei hadn't broken my wall >:(
-
Granted, but no somene else made a bigger hole.
I wish that I knew a good song to listen too.
-
Granted, but it's stuck in your head and you eventually get sick of it.
I wish I wasn't so addicted to rice.
-
Granted, but now you're addicted to smoking
I wish that I knew how to draw 3/4 perspective.
-
Granted, but you don't draw it properly.
I wish I wasn't so confused all the time.
-
Granted, but now you're drunk all the time.
I wish that I understood what this ment.
-
Granted, but its true meaning scars you for life.
I wish that we all had the option of transforming into our fursonas in real life.
-
Granted, but then we have to deal with fleas.
I wish that my uncle will have shotgun shells the next time we go to the cabin.
-
Granted, but he has no shotgun.
I wish for a parasite-free world.
-
Granted, we're the parasites.
I wish these headphones would become a permanent attachment to my head.
-
Granted, but you're riduculed for having headphones on your head.
I wish that it wasen't 9:30
-
Granted, it's 10:30
I wish I could be with Buddywolf in real life.
-
Granted, but he's in a coma. :O
I wish that last comment wasen't so mean.
-
Granted, it's just down right heartless.
I wish I could get a tight distortion tone on my V-Amp O.o
-
Granted, but it sounds overdriven
I wish I didn't fail at commenting on youtube
-
Granted, but now you fail at posting on TFF
I wish I had a youtube account.
-
granted, but you get tons of "lewd" subscribers and its really creepy
I wish I had more chips
-
Granted, But you ask a British person so you get fries instead
I wish i was with mah mate
-
granted but they fuss at you.
i wish i knew where alexei's signature was from
(i forgot and dont feel like looking through the numerous threads where you could've told me)
-
Granted, I randomly searched on photobucket......
Oh, and it crashed or something.....
I wish my cat wasn't so loud.
-
Granted, but it's now dead.
I wish i had a mech
-
Granted, it has come to kill you.
I wish the people around me were more clean.
-
Granted, you are now surrounded by insane obsessive-compulsives.
I wish my gerbils would stop eating their wheel.
-
granted, but they eat their poo instead
I wish I had cocoa puffs
-
Granted but they are made rom 100% cacao.
I wish I had Mo Money Mo Problems.
-
Granted, but you are sadly shot to death at the age of 24.
I wish I had a million dollars! :D
-
Granted. The IRS takes it from you.
I wish I had intarwebs.
-
Granted. But You Can Only View Something.com
I Wish I Had A Pioneer CDJ.
-
granted, but its broken
I wish I knew what that was
-
/\
Granted. But Now That's The Only Thing You Know.
I Wish I Got An A
-
granted, but you meant to wish for a million dollars and now its gone
I wish my burritos werent all gone
-
Granted. But The Burritos Turn Out To Be Bomb's. Now That's A Snack With Explosive Flavor (Cheesy Drum Sound)
I Wish To Have An HD TV.
-
Granted, but its only 19 inches
I wish i DIDN'T have a HP laptop
-
Granted. Now You Have A New Laptop. But It Runs Windows 3.1 For Workgroup's
I Wish For 3 More Wishes.
-
Granted, But you don't use the properly
I wish i had a longer charger
-
Wish granted, you trip over your longer charger and almost break your neck.
I wish I could go back to bed.
-
Granted, but the bed has teath and noms you. With awesome.
I wish i had cheese
-
granted but its wet and you dont know why
I wish I had fire
-
granted, but its engulfing your hair.
I wish i had facebook dead
-
Granted, but now it resume its old identity of FaceSmash and comes back from the dead
I wish I had better art magic.
-
granted but only you can see it.
I wish I could make robots that were good
-
Granted, they are so good they follow and pester you everywhere and you feel like you're living in a church of saintly robots.
I wish my songs would actually play...it's no fun listening to static.
-
Granted, but they are all turned into the rickroll.
I wish I could draw better.
-
Granted, but you can only draw .001% better.
I wish I could think of something inspirational to do.
-
granted, you are so inspired that you set out to cure every known disease. After years in medical school, you finally graduate and become head doctor at the foremost hospital in the world, and begin working on a cure all. Years of research prove successful as your cure-all cures all. But then an undergrad, jealous of your success, tampers with it, causing it to cure death. Its been 5 days since the outbreak, and everythings gone.
I wish I had a taco
-
Granted, but the taco had spent a great many years training under master tostada who taught him many forms of fighting skills such as kung fu and martial arts, which greatly came to bite the purchase with great resistance to be defeated by mere tongues and sets of 26 teeth. The taco denies access to being eaten with its great fighting prowess.
I wish I had not fought that taco.
-
Granted but you still have to fight that tuna sandwitch
i wish i had more than .001% better drawing
-
Granted, but you only get another +.00001% better to add onto the previous allotment.
I wish I didn't have to ruin wishes sometimes.
-
Granted, but that defeats the purpose of this thread
I wish I had one of the red plastic hats shown in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIEVqFB4WUo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIEVqFB4WUo)
-
Granted but it melts on your face and you become red plastic man
I wish i was pretty
-
Granted, but then you become snooty
I wish that i wasn't punched xD
-
Granted but then you are kicked in the kidneys
I wish i was on more often
-
granted, now your always on until you get bored and go insane.
i wish it wasn't so early in the morning......that or that i was tired.
-
granted, but now youre on fire
I wish I didnt have to work at 10
-
Granted , now you don't have a job at all and you will never get to work again in your life and you will live in live in a basement .
i wish i had a job .
-
Granted, but it doesn't have an engine...
I wish I could meet Stephen King...
-
but i wanted a job , not a car :'(
Granted , you killed him
-
(sorry, accidentally read first page instead of current one...)
Granted, you work as a Baboon washer at the local zoo
I wish I could have a cookie...
-
its oke , i made t that mistake to .
Granted , but your allergic to cookie's .
i wish i had a car X3
-
Granted, It doesn't have an engine
I wish my computer didn't have a virus...
-
Granted, it has 2
I wish i had a cat who wasn't evil
-
Granted , now you have a evil guard dog .
i wish sleep
-
Granted, but somebody broke into your house
I wish I had a pencil that would never break
-
Granted , you forgot how to draw ,
i wish that girl would leev me alone
-
Granted, but you are now that girl
I wish I had a working copy of Deadrising 2
-
Granted, its for the Atari 2600
I wish I knew how to fly
-
Granted but you have Icarus' wings
I wish I Was a real Fur
-
Granted, you are a slug...
I wish gas was cheaper
-
Granted ,
but you dont own a car to put gass in to .
i wanna be the best Pokemon trainer in we world * i hate pokemon * ;)
-
Granted, but all you have are Magikarp
I wish I had Skyrim
-
Granted, its in 3 pieces...
I wish I could run at 50 mph
-
Granted ,
you ran into a buss and sonic kicked you ass
i wish my fursuit was done
-
Granted, It burned up in a house fire
I wish I had a collar...
-
Granted, but it falls apart when you wear it the first time
I wish I could Draw
-
Granted, you only can draw a can of deodorant, though
I wish I had a well-funded 401K
-
Granted by then you never retire.
I wish I could abandon this thread :P
-
Granted, your computer explodes
I wish I could eat glass (good luck)
-
Granted, Doesn't mean you can pass it though. ;)
I wish I understood online etiqute
-
granted, but you wish you hadnt
I wish I had more ps3 games
-
Granted, Barbie's Playland Adventure
I wish that McDonald's sold Whoppers
-
Granted, but I spit in every whopper.
I wish that I could go to Japan.
-
Granted, Hiroshima 1942
I wish I had a Diamond plated wristwatch that shot Lasers James Bond Style
-
Granted, you are now the target of international assassins.
I wish that Half life 2: Episode 3 would come out.
-
granted, its worse than ET on the atari.
I wish Playstation network would accept my cards. (its them, not me)
-
Granted, but you're restricted to buying nothing but add-ons for games that you don't have.
I wish that I wasn't so lazy.
-
Granted, but you now feel an urge to play in traffic
I wish that trolls would leave their mom's basements and make some real friends
-
granted, you are now their friend and they never shut up
I really wish psn would work so I can play XMEN!
-
Granted, but I get the game banned by paying off the government.
I wish that i wasent so addicted to zombie games.
-
Granted, you become a zombie
I wish that Skyrim came out tomarrow
-
Granted, but a zombie apocalypse starts so you can't leave your house.
I wish that I wasent so easilly distracted.......
-
granted, but oooooh a butterfly
I wish I remembered what I was ging to to do Alexeis wish
-
Granted, it was something incredibly offensive.
I wish that I didn't speak with a candian accent.
-
Granted, you now speak with a German accent
I wish that I had the ability to shoot money from my hands
-
Granted, but money is the root of all evil so you become evil.
I wish I could draw worth a shit.
-
Granted, you can draw feces
I wish for world peace...
-
granted, but no-one cares about anything anymore
I wish psn would let me update my card info
-
Granted, It is so awesome that your head Explodes
I wish my Webcam was working...
-
Granted, but you have insuffecient internets for it to work
I wish that last sentance made sense.
-
Granted, Internets are now worldwide currency
I wish that A banana tasted like a Cherry
-
Granted, but it is Cherry Chocolate Rain flavored
I wish people would read my stories
-
Granted, they are trolls who love to comment
I wish bread never went stale
-
Granted but it's always moldy in the bag
I wish I was old enough to drink
-
Granted, you are now 143
I wish my cat would stop attacking me...
-
Granted , but now he is humping your leg
i wish that homework didn't exsited in this universe .
-
granted, but you never pass any tests and stay in the first grade forever
I wish I didnt know where milk came from
-
Granted , you dont know now , but you know ware breast milk comes from , and that freaks you out .
i wish that i knew why you only can upload a avi pic from 100/100 picsels . thats f-ing loq !?
-
Granted but now your head implodes from the knowledge.
I wish This can of Root Beer would never run out and never go flat.
-
Granted, but it turns into granny spit
I wish people on youtube would stop posting stupid videos...
-
Granted, they're way to intellectual for you.
I wish that the simpsons was still funny.
-
Granted, but they replaced Homer with Whoopi Goldberg
I wish I could access the internet through my brain
-
granted, but then the CIA kidnapes you and probes you to discover the source of your power.
I wish i lived with beyonce :3
-
Granted , you live on the street whit her
i wish my room was clean .
-
Granted, your room doesn't exist
I wish I had a wish... :P
-
granted but that wish limits to only do harm to anybody important in your life
i wish detailed furry art commisions were free
-
Granted, but they can only be turtles and slugs...
I wish we had some way to tell furrys apart at sight...
-
granted they actually look like standing and talking animals
i wish for a fursuit
-
Granted.
(http://xaxor.com/images/other/111119986/the_worst_fursuit_ever_03.jpg) (http://www.google.com/)
I wish that I didn't have work tomorrow...
-
Grante, you have school and you have to show up naked.
I wish I didnt have that image burned into my head.
-
granted you have system fail
(WHAT IS THAT?! that is a bad looking fursuit, well the head, i think looks bad)
i wish i didnt have school, and i wish it was easier
-
Granted, you are now in preschool
I wish had a Scottish accent
-
(Me and you both, buddy.) ;)
Grated, but no one can understand you
I wish that i didnt have a candian accent
-
Granted, you now speak a language nobody else knows
I wish I could crap Big-Macs
-
(That made me lol)
Granted, but they taste like crap. XD
I wish I could get this song out of my head.
-
Granted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R-7ZO4I1pI
I wish that my collar fit...
-
Granted, but it looks ugly.
I wish that i wasnt rick roll'd.
-
Granted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1PBptSDIh8
I wish I lived near a Hot Topic
-
Granted, hot topic is the only store you can go to now.
I wish that I didnt just get owned twice.
-
Granted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06kXXJUddHQ
I wish I wasn't hungry...
-
Granted, you're now thirsty
I wish that i dint get owned for a third time.
-
(I'm not that mean...)
Granted. You now have 3 eyes.
I wish I wasn't thirsty...
-
Granted, you're hungry again.
I wish I was prepared for my science test.
-
Granted. You prepared for last week's test
I wish I had another sword...
-
Granted, it's blunt and rusty.
I wish I had the master sword! :D
-
Granted, but Link steals it from you
I wish I had a sharpener and rust remover :P
-
ROTFLMAO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06kXXJUddHQ
granted, your the sharpener and you have rust.
i wish i didnt ROTFLMA for so long sometimes
i also LMAO at "i wish i could crap Big-Macs"
-
granted, but now you just get absolutely miserable 99% of the time.
I wish I knew why a kid I barely know wants to shoot/stab/bludgon/decapitate me.
All I said to him was hi 0-0. and then i didn't let him hook me up with a girl i barely know who barely speaks any english. He's not a great matchmaker, nope.
-
Granted, you now know that the history of the universe rests in you being shoot/stab/bludgon/decapitated
I wish I knew why people couldn't get along...
-
granted, but now they all hate you because you know and they don't.
I wish I could tell weather my mother was a clueless bafoon, or in denial. It's difficult with her :/
-
Granted, shes a clueless baboon in denial (I got the same problem with one of my friends)
I wish I could travel through the internet to any place, Jumper-style
-
that wish wasn't exactly ruined, mustard. you jusrt made it 100 times better :3.
Granted but you suck at it so you keep crashing into firewalls. Haha, I made a funny.
I wish I understood what was going on in my brain when I burnt a CD of peppy happy techno music, and then it IMMEDIATELY switched over to soft and pretty R&B.
-
Granted, but you are now addicted to LSD
I wish my Nintendo worked...
-
granted but it only lets you play that crappy Rugrats game with the most buzzed up controls ever.
I wish Rihanna wasn't such a............................................ho---*shot*
-
Granted, she is now the president
I wish I had some coke to wake up...
(the pop, not the drug...)
-
granted, you had some but i 'borrowed' it while you were still asleep
i wish i could write fiction into reality
-
Granted, but it can only involve plastic pop caps...
I wish I had laser eyes
-
granted, but then wolverine kills you.
I wish I had my very own Surfin' Bird record!
OH WELL A DONT YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD A WELL EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD
-
Granted, but it will never turn off...
I wish I didn't wake up this morning
-
Granted, but then you wake up next morning.
I wish I could draw worth a shit.
-
GRanted but you lose your paws .
i wish i did nt blow skullcandy headphone speakers .
-
Granted, they exploded instead
I wish I could turn invisible
-
Granted, your clothes don't turn invisible and you can't remove youre clothes.
I wish i wasent bored.
-
Granted, you are now on fire...
I wish my computer was fast...
-
Granted, but it is so fast it goes back in time an disappears from existance. MuahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA-- *cough cough* sorry, 'bout that
I wish Skyrim would come out sooner
-
Granted, it came out 1985 for the Atari 2600
I wish I had a cheeseburger...
-
Granted, but you get food poisoning after eating it.
I wish Buddy was feeling better.
-
Granted, but you feel bad now
I wish I had a grape
-
Wow, I do actually feel worse now. (not your fault Macid)
Grated, but it's all you get to eat for this week.
I wish my headphones would work properly.
-
Granted but them your headphone jack breaks
I wish people would check out this post http://www.thefurryforum.com/forums/index.php?topic=14544.0
-
Granted, but nobody else can read it...
(I did like it, though...)
I wish my watch was working...
-
Granted now it gos backwards
i wish i had 1500 euro
-
wow . to bad it end here :(
-
Never Fear!
Granted, but they burst into flames
I wish I had some healthy food...
-
Granted . * a pizza made out of grass pops on your table *
i wish for a talking dog
-
granted, it talks to you day and night and wont shut up.
i wish for a better understanding of how to hack. (seriously i do, but i wouldnt hack you guys. just my videogames XP)
-
granted, But video games no longer exist
I wish I didn't have homework in any of my classes...
-
granted, but you have zombie cancer
I wish I had more games for my ds
-
Sweet!! both dreams come true!!
granted, no ds exists in the world now
I wish I be could cold and numb again
-
Granted, you are frozen in a block of ice
I wish Duke Nukem Forever was out...
-
Granted ut thers only one copy, and its in japan. No English
I Wish For a 1,000 Dollar Game Card for anything, and i can use it more than once
-
Granted, but it's made of Brittney Spear's teeth...
I wish all my stuff was unpacked...
-
granted. But you were lost in antarctica
I wish i had skills at basketball. Im horrible.
-
Granted, but you are 4 inches tall
I wish it was warm here...
-
Granted, but tomorrow it's gonna be really cold.
-
Hey, psst. >.> you didnt make a wish! :? Or is it invisible! :3
-
neither did you.
i wish, i could remember better
-
granted. But you are blind and deaf.
I wish there was world peace.
-
Granted, but the only music is Hannah Montana...
I wish my light didn't just blow out...
-
Granted. But all the other lights in your house just blew out.
I wish for a wish.
-
Granted, you now wish for a wish
I wish that this made sense
asfgkafglaghlkjrhhjegggggg
-
Granted. But you are the only one who understands
I wish I was a real anthro otter. That would be awsome.
-
Granted, but you are now on fire...
I wish we all live in an alternate universe where we ARE our fursonas...
-
Granted. But you arent a fursona. An di jumped into water so I am no longer on fire.
I wish I had telekinsis like in the movie PUSH.
-
Granted, but you can only lift pencils
I wish I could turn invisible...
-
granted. But you couldnt wear any clothes and you were half visible.
I wixh for my own G-Mod thingy.
-
Granted, it runs of Barbie's Playland Adventure...
I wish I could travel through time...
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Not granted.
Post Merge: January 26, 2011, 12:38:27 AM
Just kidding. Granted, but you couldnt control when or where.
I wish I was supreme overlord over everything FLUFFY! AND SCALIE! AND FEATHERY_EY!
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granted but you lose half of your body in a time warp, creating a time paradox that would collide the two worlds of MK & DC together
i wish daemon didnt just say not grantewd, and he should've made a wish. but you dont have to
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granted but you lose half of your body in a time warp, creating a time paradox that would collide the two worlds of MK & DC together
i wish daemon didnt just say not grantewd, and he should've made a wish. but you dont have to
You posted just after I posted my second one. It fixed it.
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oh, ok. sorry. lol ^_^ >_<
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I wish everybody will click the link. IZ HALIROUS!!!! http://www.youtube.com/user/kitty0706 (http://www.youtube.com/user/kitty0706)
Some things he says in the videos are antifurry, but he is technically one too.
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Kitty0706 is hilarious as crap. i should watch his vids more.
your wish was ruined
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Granted, I shall start a new wish
I wish people were more accepting...
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Granted. But everybody hates you.
I wish that I was immortal... never mind. Too much pain and sorry there. I wish i couldn't feel pain.
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granted, you die from a black widow bite 3 hours later
i wish my headphones were fixed
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Granted
(http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/japanese_cat_earphones-150x150.jpg)
I wish I didn't always wake up at 5am...
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granted. You wake up at 3 a.m.
I wish I didnt have midterms today. :'(
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Granted, you have finals
I wish I didn't just cut myself on a Box Butter...
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granted. You cut yourself on a knife.
I wish that I had some cake. Stupid portal lied to me. And the fox says game. For those of you who know what that means. (i lost the game)
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Granted, extra Rhubarb and Hot Sauce
I wish it was 3 pm...
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Granted. You are late to work and fired.
I wish that I wasn't bored.
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Granted, you are now a herring...
I wish that people wouldn't do stupid stuff like this:
(http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/1/13254/15_2008/wtf.jpg)
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Oh my god GROSS ! why would you do something like that! aaaah . if you fall , your back gets ript apart x_x .
umm. granted . now you like stupid things .
i wish for a tail
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Granted, your face is now like a cup.
I wish I could fly...
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Granted. At 20,000 feet, your wings fall off.
I wish midterms were easier.
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granted but you get dump and fail anyway .
i wish i was a lazy fat cat
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Granted. You are obese and dioe from diabetes. (evil lil stinker, aint I?)
I wish I really was an otter anthro.
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Granted , but the CIA takes you to a cell and do tests on you and you never will see the sun shine again . ( ish canz be verry mean to :D)
i wish that anthro's are real
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Granted. (i already hate what I'm gonna say) Theyu all are extinct.
I wish more people were on now... :(
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damn you are fast ;) ) Granted . ( im sorry bro ) but they all ignore you
i wish that i had a new set of vans shoes
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granted. They ran through a wood chipper first.
I wish that there were more furies in michigan. I now 3: me, Mr. Mustard, and my ex.
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Granted, but they all have an IQ of 4... it takes 6 to grunt...
I wish all 9 puppies were still alive...
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Granted, but they all decided to have lives of their own and drive to work but they never came back one morning D:
I wish I had a super dog with ice powers
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Granted, but he froze you to death.
I dont have a wish... I wish I had a sandwhich.
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Granted, but due to the spelling you get sand which decides to form glass which attacks you when you least expect it
I wish I had a Droid 3
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Granted, it is an actual android and goes on a killing rampage
I wish I had a band-aid... I've cut myself on this box-cutter like 5 times...
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Granted. It grafts to your skin, and you die of acidic glueish properties.
I wish that no one can screw up this wish. (I wanna know what you would say)
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Granted, but several people do it at exactly the same time rather than just one person.
I wish I hadn't come up with that loophole D:
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granted , now you cant come up whit nothing an the only thing you can do is sit and slobber
i wish i was nd so mean to mij dad .
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Granted. You are mean to your mom
I wish people would stop calling furries 'fur***' you know what the last part is. >:(
stupid ignorant retarts. and where in the bible does it say that drawing anthropomorphic characters is a sin. Thats why Im not religious. (sorry for the rant)
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Granted, they come up with a worse slur...
I wish I could meet the Old Spice Guy... I'm on a horse...
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Granted. He runs you over with his horse for wearing power stick (a deoderant company)
I wish that George W. Bush was never president. He screwed things up.
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Granted .
Nixon is now president again and he is back for terror .
(i still belive it was a inside job ,if you know what i mean)
i wish that my lava lamp workt
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(Nixon was in Dallas when JFK was shot... for no reason...)
Granted, but it got so hot it exploded...
I wish that I lived in the 30s...
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Granted , but your T-Ford you wer driving got to hot and exploded X3
i wish that jack black was making jokes in my room
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granted but every time he makes a joke a room in your hosue explodes.
I wish I had a cat sitting on my head.
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GRanted . it explodes
i wish for a new house that is unexplodebel
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Granted. It falls in a sinkhole.
I wish I had an endless supply of tuna fish to use with my tuna fish gatling gun.
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granted but your gun breaks and you cant fix it
I wish I was Bruce Lee
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Granted. a Mugger then breaks every bone in your body.
I wish I was Tom Jones.
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Granted, but your head explodes
I wish us furries had a way to distinguish each other by sight...
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Granted. We are all anthros. This give people another reason to hate us...
I wish Justin Beiber was brutally injured, not dead. What kinda otter would I be if I wanted him dead?
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(That would actually be kinda cool... Who cares if people hate us?)
Granted, but an even more annoying kid takes his place...
I wish I had some Spaghetti Africane...
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Granted. There is a bom in it. As you consume it, it slowly releases nanites into your blood stream. As soon as you finish your pasta.... ΒΟΟΜ!
Ι ςιση Ι ςασ α ζομβιε σομετιμεσ...
(im gonna leave ^this like that)
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Granted, something bad happens
I wish it was summertime...
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Granted. There is a bom in it. As you consume it, it slowly releases nanites into your blood strea,. Ασ σοον ασ υοθ αρε φινισηεδ.... ΒΟΟΜ!
Ι ςιση Ι ςασ α ζομβιε σομετιμεσ...
Sorry, my computer spazzed out and started typing in... greek?
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Granted, something bad happens
I wish it was summertime...
granted, but its really super hot, like 120 every single day.
I wish it was also summer. (not that I hate winter, but its past the white wonder and into the gray aftermath)
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Granted, but only on the southern hemisphere
I wish I could be part of the team that goes to mars
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Granted, the spaceship explodes.
I wish that the spaceship doen't explode
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granted, but they run out of in flight peanuts
I wish I didnt have to work today
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Granted, but you have to work everyday for the rest of your life
I wish I flight peanuts...
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Granted, that sentance doesn't make sense.
I wish that my pizza wasen't crushed
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Granted. I ATE IT ALL!!!!
I wish people would play world of warcraft with me without anyone hating/killing/destroying my account.
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granted, but theyre all super noobs
I wish Minecraft was free
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granted, but its the very first version
I wish I didn't have to put away my clean laundry
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Granted. You have to put away your dirty laundry.
I wish that I will pass the 9th grade.
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Granted, but then you fail the next grade.
I wish that I had lunch.
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granted you get a knuckle sandwich.
I wish i could be a black belt at karate
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granted, but a black belt in Jui Jitsu kills you
I wish my mate wasn't mad at me...
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Granted, your mate leaves and forgets you. (Aww. :( )
I wish for a better future.
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Granted
... and there you have it .
i wish i was ready whit cleaning the house .
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Granted, you're now homeless!
Hooray!
I wish I wasn't so sleepy today.
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Granted .
now you are in a coma .
i wish that i invented Om Nom nom nom nom nom before cookie monster did .
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Granted by being born earlier, but then you were too old to watch it and you never had the pleasure of enjoying that show.
I wish... I had more lemon/lime juice.
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granted . the room fills up until you drawn in it .
i wish that i like bitter lemon .
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Granted, but bitter lemons don't like you.
I wish my parents would understand my vegetarianism more.
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Granted, but vegetarianism now means cannibalism...
I wish my apartment wasn't haunted...
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=105876399488310&set=a.103711749704775.5602.100001978510709
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Granted. Casper and his brothers move in.
I wish more cartoons of my childhood were on tv nowadays....
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So do I...
Granted, but TV no longer broadcasts.
I wish that music from the 30's would replace the crap we have now...
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Granted. But its worse than what we have now.
I wish i didnt have school tomorrow.
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granted, because you are now dead...
I wish my eyes would stop hurting...
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granted, you no longer have eyes.
I wish I didn't have to take biology.
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Granted. You have to take Chemistry and Physics.
I wish I was no longer at school , had a job, degree, and passed all my classes.
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Granted, you have to work as a garbge man
I wish that I had chips.
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granted, there made of rock and explode when you bite them
i wish i had a job where i got payed $4000 a day for 2 hours work four days a week, and i get payed at the end of each day.
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Granted, your job is testing bombs.
I wish that someone would rob the convieniance store down the street so I could kick his ass.
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granted, but he kicks yours instead
I wish I didnt have to go to work today
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granted, you no longer have a job
I wish the beds in the dorms weren't so dang small
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Granted. They are so dang tiny
I wish that we get a snowday for the next 2 days.
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(With that storm, that'll probably happen...)
Granted, but you can't leave the house and the power's out...
I wish my computer would stop sending posts several times...
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granted , you dont have a computer
i wish for a harness
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Granted, but you didn't really want one.
I wish that I could make more friends (:()
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Granted, but I'm too nice to corrupt that wish.
I wish that Villain was my friend. :3
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Granted, and I explode ( :D)
I wish for world peace!
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Granted, aliens attack.
I wish that I could apply myself to things.
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Granted, but things don't know how to apply to you back.
I wish I wasn't such a smart-donkey
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Granted, but everyone else becomes just as smart.
I wish for some skittles.
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Granted, but they're out of date.
I wish that my mate would come back from Austraila soon..... (check out my sad wishes :D)
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Granted, but he brought you a bad gift.
I wish that St. John's wasen't a cultural hell hole
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granted, it blows up (the answer to everything)
I wish there were more furs in York.
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Granted, but al they want to do is yiff all the time.
I wish there were more furs in St. John's
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( Thats the name of the university i'm going to)
Granted, but they're ones you don't like :D
I wish I could sleep better on a night.
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granted but you don't wake up
I wish I was at a Tool or Metallica concert. Actually, just make it a Metallica AND Tool concert.
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Granted but you go to the concert with the songs you hate to listen too the most.
i wish i was taken from this world and set into another dimension, where anything CAN happen (except death)
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Granted, a nuke explodes and you suffer horrible deformations from the radiation and are in constant pain and you wish you were dead but you can't 'cause you wished for no death.
(Yes, I'm very morbid)
I wish that I could fix it.
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Granted, but it breaks...
I wish my house wasn't haunted...
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granted, you don't have a house. (sorry mustard, back to looking :()
I wish I could wear my collar somewhere out of my room.
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Granted, you have to wear it in Trollington
I wish I had a doughnut...
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granted, its stuffed with a cowpie
i wish pandora would play something actually related mettalica...
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granted but you have to pay for it.
I wish I had tickets to a Nicki Minaj concert, if she ever has one O_O
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granted, but she only plays Nursery Rhymes...
I wish my apartment was still blocked in...
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Granted, but then you really need to go to the supermarket (I'm so devious--what an evil thing to do...MWAHAHAHAHAHA)
I wish sarcasm could be portrayed over the internet
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Granted, cause that would be a great idea. T_T
I wish that I had some sortof snack food.
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Granted, Snail pops...
I wish I had some Chocolate Ice Cream...
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Granted, it's melted.
I wish that it didn't all of a suddn get late.
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Granted, the sun never goes down, thus ending all life on the planet... Way to go...
I wish I lived in 307, Tamriel...
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Granted, but then Bon Jovi kidnaps you.
I wish I could to the dance to Ring Ding Dong
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granted but youre so good that everyone gets jealous and mauls you
I wish my kitty wouldnt sleep on my keyboard
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Granted, she now sleeps on you're face...
I wish I wasn't tired...
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Granted, but now you're too hyper.
I wish Mr.Mustard's ghost would go away.
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Granted , but you sell your soul to the dark lord for that deal .
i wish for a crossbow
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Granted, all ammo for it becomes really expensive.
I wish for nothing 'cause I'm content.
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I guess i cant do anything then :'(
I wish to have a good singing voice.
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I wish Mr.Mustard's ghost would go away.
No, not Oldacre!
I wish to have a good singing voice.
Granted, you have the voice of Tiny Tim
I wish it was still light out...
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I wish Mr.Mustard's ghost would go away.
No, not Oldacre!
Oh, I thought you didn't like him. :3
I wish I had something funny to watch.
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You have to watch a video that everyone except for you considers funny.
I wish I knew how to play guitar
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Granted, but all the guitars in the world explode.
I wish netflix had more movies.
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Granted, but all the movies suck!
I wish, I wish, I hadn't killed that fish.
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Granted, but then Ned Flanders becomes the emperor of the world.
I wish I had a better set of coloured pencils.
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Granted, but they're all the same color (white)
I wish Buddywolf was here
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No, not Oldacre!
Oh, I thought you didn't like him. :3
No, Oldacre's awesome... and my only company... God, I'm weird...
I wish Buddywolf was here
Granted, but he's dead... R.I.P. Buddywolf
I wish I knew Oldacre's real name...
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Granted, but then you forget it right away.
I wish i was more computer tech savvy
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Granted, but nobody uses computers anymore. (wtf?)
I wish I wasn't so bored all the time
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Granted, you are now on fire! You won't be bored for the rest of your life...
I wish people would stop hacking TF2...
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Granted, now they start hacking your life.
I wish I could leave
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granted, but now a giant tarantuala clings to you and sings "Dont Cry For Me Argentina" and you can't kill it.
I wish I understood what "Washing Machine Outflow Merry-Go-Round" meant.
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Granted, but you go insane once you find out.
I wish I had more time.
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Granted....but you must spend the rest of your time in a steel box!
I wish I had a new video game.
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Granted. You get E.T. for the Atari 2600
I wish for nothing.
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the entire world turns into nothingness. then it turns into britney spears. and punches you.
I wish I could Akiba-Pop things.
and make them all akihabara-ish.
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Granted....but you can Akiba-Pop one thing, and I'll never tell!
I want happiness, try that one ha!
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Granted, but it lasts for 1 minute of the day, in the form of Crystal Meth...
I wish that I had a new phone with no negative repercussions to me or any one or anything on the planet, or any other planet in the multiverse... Good luck...
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Granted but it blows up any multiverse when you use it. Ha you said planet not multiverse!
I want new cd collection.
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Granted, Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga
I wish I knew some other furries in Chicago...
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Granted but they are very VERY pervy.
I want a new house.
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Granted.
(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_437/1253248660rr8f4K.jpg)
I wish I had a mate...
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Granted but she's a he....(hopefully this work)
I want a mate as well.
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I'm bi, so not a problem... :)
Granted.
(http://media.punchingkitty.com/wordpress/2010/10/ugly_fat_man_picture_funfry.jpg)
I wish I could make Chow Main without burning it...
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Granted, but it's tainted.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
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granted, but that was your last wish
i wish i had the power to change reality as i see fit.
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granted. however every time you do that, 12 kittens die painful deaths. YOU HORRIBLE PERSON.
I wish someone gave me flowers on valentines day :(
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granted, but unknown to you they're laced with nitrogliceren and explode in sunlight
i wish i was better at writing
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Granted, but you now only know a language no one else can understand.
I wish nothing would happen.
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Granted, everything happens around you.
I wish that smarties would combust.
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Granted, but they only combust in your stomach.
I wish i could draw better.
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granted but then the world decides to throw bombs at everyone who draws. that includes you.
I wish could sing better.
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granted, but you can only sing in the language gelidus forced me to write in.
i wish i wasn't bored.
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Granted, now you're having too much fun.
I wish it wasn't sunny today.
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Granted, but then theres tornados evurrwhurr.
I wish I wasn't sick anymore.
-__-
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Granted, but now everyone else is sick
I wish there wasn't tornados evurrwhurr! D:
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all tornadoes cease to exist...but now they are all replaced with hurricanes
i wish for health insurance to fix my back :D
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Granted, you have to live in Canada to get it.
I wish I wasn't a procrastinator
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you no longer procrastinate, but now you jump the gun on EVERYTHING and are too impulive and you sign a contract without reading it selling yourself into russian porno
i wish i was financialy set for life and never had to work another day
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Granted, everyone thinks you're a witch and they burn you at the stake
I wish for a real live muffin!
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you get it, but its filled with arsenic and you DIE
D:<.....(thats fer burnin me)..>>
to loose 30 pounds!
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Granted, everyone thinks you're a witch and they burn you at the stake
I wish that I didn't just copy/paste
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granted...but since you dont have a single origional thought you drop off the face of the forums nevar to be heard from agaaaaiiin!! (oh its AWN!)
i wish my crack headed hyper rude and awquard boss would be replaced with a new manager
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Granted, your new manager is an axe murderer
I wish Canada was't so boring.
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Granted, you die from excitement
I wish Spanish had less the 12 freaking verb forms
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granted, but you can only sing in the language gelidus forced me to write in.
i wish i wasn't bored.
not quite a disadvantage, serp XD
Granted, you die from excitement
I wish Spanish had less the 12 freaking verb forms
granted. they have 11.99
I wish had my own "Falsifiable paranormal phenomina"
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(it is if i'm the only one in the whole world that can write/translate your songs.)
granted, you get hit by a car and become the "Falsifiable paranormal phenomina"
i wish i had an infinate source of income that doesn't involve work or getting caught for doing something illegal
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Granted, the taxman takes it all.
I wish today was longer
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(damn government)
granted you live on mercury
i wish the taxman didn't just take all ma moneys.
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granted..he doesnt take all your moneys...instead he takes your soul!
i wish for my paper to start tanning the way i want already
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Granted, it Shrivels up and *poof!*
(how do you tan paper?)
I Wish I Could Imagine People As Furries, But It Looks Real
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Granted, it Shrivels up and *poof!*
(how do you tan paper?)
I Wish I Could Imagine People As Furries, But It Looks Real
D: OH NOES!! (you can tan it by setting it in trays with shallow water and using things like coffe grounds or tea bags..im currently trying the oven aproach where you put the plain paper in the over for a hour at 170 degrees)
wish granted, you see them as furries..but now everyone thinks your insane and your locked up in a padded cell the rest of your life
i wish that someone would buy my old snake tank from me so i can free up some space
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Granted, i buy it and dont take it with me.
are you the only one here?
I Wish I Could Play My Call Of Duty Online
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Granted, i buy it and dont take it with me.
are you the only one here?
I Wish I Could Play My Call Of Duty Online
DANGIT!!
*kicks the tank*
you play your call of duty, but every time you respawn a noob headshots you and teabags your body.
i wish...i had moar coffe grounds
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Granted, but they smell terrible
I wish for nothing
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you get nothing, but it ends up turning into nasty rotten fish
i wish for another ball python, but albino so my snake can have a friend
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Granted, but it's dead and starting to stink...
I wish I had a fursuit...
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Granted, but its ripped
I wish i could meet the italobrothers ^_^
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granted, but they dont like you and shoot you
i wish for smaller boobs..mine are too heavy ><
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Granted, your smaller boobs are filled with lead. >.>
I wish I could draw! D:
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Granted, but you can only draw sheets of paper
I wish my date will go well...
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Granted, you and your date have to go around in your underwear. (Still a nice date though)
I wish I could remember.
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Granted, but you forget...
I wish I has cheezburger
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Granted, it's from McDonalds.
I wish this day would never end
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Granted, it's from McDonalds.
I wish this day would never end
granted, but now its like the movie groundhogs day and you have to relive it over and over and over and over
i wish for a new computer chair with back support
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Granted, it costs 3 billion dollars a day to maintain.
I wish that I didn't have to do anything tommorow.
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Granted, you get hit in the head and are unconscious for 24 hours.
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Granted, it costs 3 billion dollars a day to maintain.
I wish that I didn't have to do anything tommorow.
granted, but its because both your arms and legs are broken and your bedridden
i wish i had a laptop
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Granted, but it's from Mac, so it explodes when you start it...
I wish Italian was easier to learn!
*Bangs head on desk*
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Granted, but it's from Mac, so it explodes when you start it...
I wish Italian was easier to learn!
*Bangs head on desk*
granted, you now know italian..but you forget english
i wish for a lifetime supply of watercolor paint
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Beh, questo non va bene ...
Granted, but they are all the same color; Clear
I wish I had some ears and a tail...
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granted, but they are both plastic
I wish Anthros were like, IRL
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granted, but they are both plastic
I wish Anthros were like, IRL
granted. they are real..but its all in your head and you get locked away for life for insanity
i wish for it to alwase be spring
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Granted, but it never rains
I wish I could fly like superman :3
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Granted, but you are afraid of heights
I wish I could turn my left foot invisible...
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Granted, you have to give up your right foot
I wish for everything and nothing.
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You get everything and then it all gets taken away and you are left with nothing.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
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Granted, you become so wide awake that your heart explodes from over stimulation.
I wish I didn't have to go to that thing tommorow.
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Granted but you will be doing something far worse tomorrow.
I wish I had a different government teacher
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Granted but you will be doing something far worse tomorrow.
I wish I had a different government teacher
granted, now you have a schizophrenic teacher...and both of them hate your guts
i wish i had unlimited cheesecake!
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Granted, but it's spoiled...
I wish I could meet Marty Robbins...
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granted, you meet her..but its at her funeral cuz she died
i wish i could morph into my fursona whenever i wanted!@
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granted, you meet her..but its at her funeral cuz she died
Marty Robbins was a boy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1xSYyMDaq4
i wish i could morph into my fursona whenever i wanted!@
Granted, but you are blind when you do...
I wish I had a box of Nutter Butters...
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granted but its expired 5 years ago
I wish I wasnt so tired
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wish granted...but you can never sleep ever again!
...i wish..depression didnt come to me so easily
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Granted, Schizophrenia does...
I wish my Netflix would work on my X-Box...
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granted but it red rings instantly and forever (I didnt have to corrupt that wish, bazing!)
I wish I was asleep
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Granted, but you sleep for 47 years
I wish I had Guitar Hero 5
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Granted, but you're 'guitar' breaks.
I wish I had Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3.
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granted, but the disk is scratched to hell and back
i wish i had a whole new set of paintbrushes
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Grantd, they're made of bread dough.
I wish that people weren't so confusing.
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granted, they are no longer confusing...but now your to stupid to understand them anyhow
i wish for a new pocket watch to add to my collection
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Granted.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OORyagu8ETY/TLup2vaQ8CI/AAAAAAAACpE/EjTIq8gJNzQ/s1600/500x_xraysclock.jpg)
I wish I could have met Bruce Lee
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Granted, but when you met him, he roundhouses your face.
I wish I never get a mansion.
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Granted, you get a cardboard box
(http://static.cargurus.com/images/site/2008/01/08/13/31/1958_plymouth_fury-pic-38360.jpeg)
I wish I owned this car...
-
Granted, then you don't like it anymore.
I wish I could have a flamethrower to fry some tools (people tools). :D
-
Granted, but it shouts the other type of flames, as in rude comments...
I wish I could explore North Korea
-
Granted, but you cant leave.
I wish they would play the Beatles cover of Mrs Robinson at my church ( it is my FAVORITE song) ^_^
-
granted, but its played by a bunch of tone deaf old men
i wish i had a PS3
-
Granted, but it can't play games, only bagels
I wish my date went better then it did...
-
Granted, but you fall in desperate love together only to find out she is married and considers you a mistake and never want to see you again
I wish i wasn't at my in-laws-to-be
-
granted, but isntead there at YOUR place
i wish for more ibuiprophen
-
Granted, but it tastes terrible, and it works!
I wish for something besides that other thing that was mentioned but never actually was known to anyone aside from me and my best friend's cousin's uncle's grandmother.
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Granted, but it tastes terrible, and it works!
I wish for something besides that other thing that was mentioned but never actually was known to anyone aside from me and my best friend's cousin's uncle's grandmother.
granted, you get it...but then the atmospheric pressure around you collapses and turns into a black hole sucking you in and crushing you into metaparticles :D
i wish for Mochi bonbons (mango)
-
Granted , but the look like some one eat them before you
i wish for a Jar of dirt and rum !
-
Granted, but they are laced with C4
I wish Guns n' Roses were still touring...
*Sings Paradise City quietly to self*
-
granted but i bought all the tickets and charge double
i wish the fridge was full of good food.
-
Granted, PUDDI!
(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/334/0/9/puddi_puddi_by_turkey_wang-d33z8ky.png)
I wish I had a good date tonight...
-
Granted. But she leaves half-way through.
i wish that i had some... stuff? idk. Maybe a TIME MACHINE!
-
Granted, you get your time machine, but it can only travel 5 seconds.
I wish I had some French Fries
-
Granted. THey are ninja french fries. Grease of death and salt of tiny swords. Bon Appetite.
I wish that i could dance like a good dancer.
-
Granted
(http://www.faillol.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/dude-dancing.gif)
I wish my cat was old enough to get declawed
-
(yes! I AM TEH EPIC DANCER NAO!)
granted, cats claws are nonexistant, flips off the empire state building and cant get a hold onto the MAGIC tapestry hanging from it because your kitty has no claws. Cat does notdie, but is now in a wheel chair.
i wish that i could drive
-
Granted, but you can only purchase cars for $10 or less
I wish I could see the world in video game graphics
-
granted, but its in super mario bros. graphics.
I wish I was the worlds best singer.
-
granted but people mistake you for a siren and kill you
I wish I had a 3ds now
-
Granted, but the graphics aren't what you expected...
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/iHqi2hm8IHk/0.jpg)
I wish the Angry German Kid would calm down...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbcctWbC8Q0
-
granted, but he only calms down after he kills you O.O
I wish my cellphone wouldn't need a charge.
-
Granted, but the battery has Random Explosion Disorder
I wish I had a Scottish accent
-
granted but you slur your words and no-one can understand you
I wish I had a piece of toast
-
Granted , but Renard stole it from you .
i wish my Totodile reacht level 18 on pokemon gold on my mobilephone
-
Granted, but it erases you're save data
I wish I had a mate...
-
granted. its FRED! I HAVE DOOMED YOU! BWAQHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAQKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEEEKEKKEEEKEKRJNF:KJJKNHAFDJNBAFDCKJCjbsdihbzjhbauysgbvyusah. sorry, i started eating my keyboard again.
i wish that i was 23 and had 2 childs. :3
-
Granted, but they are hyper little crackheads who break everything you own, causing your wife to leave you. You then kill yourself.
I wish I didn't have to do dishes. Paper plates from now on!
-
granted your paper dishes have to go to the recycling. for as long as you own them. and paper plates become more expensive.
i wish i had the #1 world record for a game
-
Granted. You know what that entitles, right?
(http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4513691/FOREVER-ALONE.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Forever-Alone)
I wish I had a PS3...
-
Granted, but it has no hard drive.
I wish I had a fully functioning Xbox 360
-
Granted, but it can only play one game:
(http://www.cracked.com/phpimages/topic/3112/summary_image_03.jpg?v=1259027007)
I wish I could meet Guns n' Roses...
-
Granted, but theyre all dead now and you meet their ghosts, which eat you.
I wish i had a capri sun :3
-
Granted, but you spill it everywhere
I wish I didn't have school tommorow.
-
Granted. You can't go to school anymore, which means you don't get and education and have to spend the rest of your life working menial jobs for minimum wage.
I wish I had something to eat.
-
granted, but it's burnt.
I wish this snow would melt :/
-
Granted, but now your house is flooded.
I wish that it wasn't always so hot in the summer.
-
Granted, it is always -74 degrees
I wish I could play this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx02KOGhjes
-
Granted, but it's the only thing you can do. You can't walk, you can't stand up, you can't work, you can't talk etc.
I wish I didn't have a headache.
-
granted, but now you have a stomach ache.
I wish this kid would stop texting me.
-
Granted, he now comes to your house and refuses to leave
I wish I could eat anything without gaining weight
-
granted, but then you get food poisoning and die.
I wish that my hair didnt need dying to be this color :D
-
Granted, all your hair falls out
I wish I didn't have to wear contacts at work
-
( but then it wouldnt be this color)
Granted, but then you go blind.
I wish this hotsauce was hotter.
-
Granted
(http://11even.net/wp-content/uploads/Fire-blast-1.jpg)
I wish I could do that X3
-
granted, but then it starts raining :3
I wish i could live without breathing
-
Granted, you now have gills
I wish I could resist making cake
-
Granted. You make eclairs instead. Oh, wait, that doesnt ruin it, does it? Well, i then steal the eclairs and YOU GETS NONE!
I wish i had a chocolate eclaire
-
Granted, but it's the OTHER kind of chocolate...
I wish I still had me right ear...
-
Granted. NO LEFT EAR FOR YOU!
I wish that i weighed EXACTLY 98 lbs.
-
Granted, because you lost all you're bones...
I wish my leg didn't hurt
-
*amputates your leg* Problem solved.
I wish I could lose some weight.
-
Granted. *Pulls out chainsaw*
I wish I lived in the 30s
-
Granted. YOu die in WWII
-
You forgot to make a wish Daemon. :|
Anyway, I wish I could travel around the world.
-
Granted. YOu crash.
I wish i had a better memory.
-
Granted but all you remember is suppressed memories
I wish I could be in love.
-
granted. youy fall in love with a refrigwerator.
i wish o had an alienware CPU.
-
Granted, but it is just the plastic casing
I wish I was fully awake
-
Granted, but your head explodes XD
I wish i could go to Anthrocon.
-
Granted, but you become a troll
I wish I had a troll doll...
-
Granted, but you become a troll
I wish I had a troll doll...
No i dont wanna be a troll!!!!
Granted, but you get me.
I wish I could find love
-
granted. you listen to 'No Love' be Eminem. (it has love in its title)
i wish that the entire world wasnt prejudice to furries, bi guys & girls, and homosexuals. ANd black people,
-
Granted, but only to me :P
I wish that my old dog was still alive :/
-
Granted, but its a hellhound.
I wish all religions could live in peace without discrimination.
-
granted, now everyones an athiest.
i wish i had enough cash to go over seas
-
Granted, but you hit a terrible storm and drown
I wish I could meet Morgan Freeman
-
granted, but when you meet him, your'e drinking extremely hot coffee, and then you trip, and spill it all over him, an tthen you try to clean it up but you fail miserably because you used the crappy dunkin donuts napkins. so he got mad at you cause it was his best suit that he was wearing that you got all dirty. oops.
I wish I could meet all the members of Girls Generation/SNSD
-
Granted. They are all fat and ugly. the cover was CPU animated.
i wish I really did look like my AVI.
-
Granted, but all trolls try to kill you...
I wish I didn't have the hots for Daemon's avi...
-
Granted, but now you have the hots for Rosie o' Donnell.
I wish there werent any homophobes in my school, im the only non-homophobe there >.>
-
Granted, but now you have the hots for Rosie o' Donnell.
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
I wish there werent any homophobes in my school, im the only non-homophobe there >.>
Granted, but now they are nazis.
I wish I was Darth Vader...
-
^^ its okay, my avi is sexay...
Granted. You can only say:
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/ (http://nooooooooooooooo.com/)
i wish that I could use da farce
-
Granted, but only one centimeter away from you're hand...
I wish I had a taco...
-
granted: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGDY_0x_Cfc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGDY_0x_Cfc)
i wish i was a member of Psychostick
-
Granted, you are a groupie...
I wish I was Weird Al Yankovic
-
granted, but then you get hounded by the media who wanna make you look bad.
I wish I could perform a song with B.o.B
-
granted. YOu meet some guy named bob, and he preform the 'HOMICIDE MEANS DINNER!!!!' song.
I wish I had as much talent as Evanescence.
-
Granted, but you get killed by a jealous person.
I wish my project would do itself :P
-
Granted, but it turns into mashed potatoes...
I wish Robin Wright was in the room... :*
-
Granted. IDK who that is, so you get this guy instead:
(http://awesomesquad.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/weirdguy1.jpg)
I wish when you got an F it really meant 'Fudge'
-
Granted, but then you die of a heart attack
I wish I could memorize my lines for the play next week :/
-
IDK who that is,
(http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2007/07/25/beowulf460.jpg)
HOTNESS!
Granted, but then you die of a heart attack
I wish I could memorize my lines for the play next week :/
Granted, but you have a kiss scene with an onion breath girl...
I wish Daemon didn't just make my day...
-
Granted. I MADE YOUR year. :3
i wish that i had an awesome and hot GF
-
Granted, she was sexy in 1963...
(http://www.weird-websites.info/Ugly-People/images/ugly-wrinkled-old-woman-photos.jpg)
I wish I didn't have work tomorrow...
-
Granted, but they were giving out 2, 000, 000, 000$ bonuses to those who showed up.
I wish for cake
-
Granted. Unfortunantly....
(http://forum.i3d.net/attachments/offtopic-english/943196188d1261761387-happy-birthday-hink-5unz-portal_-_the_cake_is_a_lie.jpg)
i wish the cake wasnt a lie..
-
Granted, but it's coconut flavour! :S
I wish I was more :) insted of :(
-
Granted, but then you :|
I wish I had awesome ideas for Memebase...
-
granted, but as soon as you come up with a good idea, you forget it and can't get it back. :(
I wish James Cameron stopped making movies. He just annoys me SOOOOO MUCH.
-
Granted, but he becomes an international dictator
I wish they would stop making Twilight movies...
-
granted. they then turn it into a 300 episode Telivision drama. each episode runs for an hour. on every. single. channel.
I wish my parents had a new washing machine so that way I wouldn't get dragged to the laundremat by my father every week.
-
Granted...
(http://npdbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/hand-washer.gif)
I wish I lived in Las Vegas
-
Granted, but then you go broke
I wish it wasn't pouring rain
-
Granted
its pouring chocolate rain now .
i wish i had an idea what i can draw .
-
granted, but then you were unable to draw
I WISH I COULD GET BETTER AT FURSONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
-
Granted, but you can only draw earthworms...
I wish I had some American Pie...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAsV5-Hv-7U
-
Granted but you have worms ^_^
I wish i had better line quality
-
grantted, and i have no idea what that is.
i wish i MADE my own FURRY avatar
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granted. STICKFIGURES, FTW!
i wish i was a stickfigure
-
Granted, by being anorexic...
I wish I could do all the stuff in this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWis0sp4V_c
-
Granted, but you have constant pain in all your joints by the time you're 30, from not properly stretching.
I wish I had 20/20 vision.
-
granted...but your increased vision was only attainable cause you had a third eye surgicaly placed in your forehead
i wish to discover the cure to cancer and make millions
-
Granted... but it's in Chuck Norris's tears. And he never cries. You make millions by selling the story of how you died from a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
I wish I commanded the best Air Force Squadron EVER!
-
granted...but its only for a day.......a jet lands on you
i wish my stupid dog would let us potty train him already
-
granted, but he never stops
I wish for a fish
-
granted but the fish explodes from shock when you put it in a bowl.
i wish for a bike
-
granted...but its assembly required....ALL of it. bike chain, tires, pedal mechanisms.
ALL OF IT
i wish my fursuit tail would hurry up and be made already
-
granted, but it gets lost in the mail
I wish I had a blue shirt
-
granted but it HAS PESTICIDE IN IT AND YOU DIE!! D:<
(..thas for makin me loose my $120 tail...*angry face* )
i wiiiiiish...more people would comment on my art tutorial thread
-
granted but they are all trolls
i wish i had an apple of truth
-
granted...but its MORE than gone bad
i wish there was something to snack on in this house -_-
-
You make a quick decision, but it was the wrong decision leaving you plummeting into a bottomless pit.
I wish I didn't have summer assignments.
-
granted but your parents find multiple ways to keep you busy by making you work three times as hard as you would on a normal day
-
didn't make a wish, so GRANTED! Ban hammer. :P
I wish I had something soft and fluffeh to hug,
-
Granted, you may hug me but I will scratch and claw you forever
I wish I had a penny
-
Granted. The penny explodes.
I wish I had away to kill Voldemort
-
Granted, but you have to commit suicide to do it.
I wish I can cure any disease.
-
granted but every time you cure someone, it causes tourettes.
i wish for another wish
-
You wish for another wish, then another, then another until the end of time, never having used any of them.
I wish I had a pet.
-
Granted zits a pet rock. I wish i could sleep well at night
-
granted, but you never wake up.
i wish megaman legends 3 would come back
-
it does..but its SOOOOOOO glitchy you cant even get past the start menue >:3
i wish for a popsicle tray so that i may make my KH seasalt icecream already X3
-
Granted, but your freezer breaks down.
I wish I could control time.
-
D: NOES MAH FREEZER!!! (oh its on)
granted, but if you use this power then it will kill the worlds population of bunnies >:C
i wish that nothing would ever go wrong
-
granted, but the everyone and everything becomes a boring sack of non aging potatoes.
i wish for ARMAGEDDON!!!
-
granted..but it turns the world into a flawless utopia of love happiness and perfection!
i wish that i could draw backrounds better v.v
-
granted but they're so good that they eat up your supplies so fast you go broke trying to draw one
I wish rise of the planet of the apes would come out sooner
-
granted, but it suck so much that your eyes bleed watching the first 10 seconds.
i wish that my dog could do kung fu
-
granted...he is a master of it, and now makes YOU his pet with his mad skills...and then takes over the world!!
i wish we had some chocolate chip cookies...
-
granted, but the cookies are burnt so bad that they are now ash.
i wish i had an arm canon
granted...he is a master of it, and now makes YOU his pet with his mad skills...and then takes over the world!!
imokwiththis.jpeg
-
Granted, but since you got that arm you suffer from nerve damage and can't move it.
I wish I had better internet connection.
-
granted but its only .000000000000000001% better than your current connection
I wish I had more popcorn
-
Would still be better...
Granted, but you choke on it.
I wish beef jerky didn't get stuck in my teeth!
-
granted but everything else in the world does
i wish for a cappuccino that tasted like cappuccino but didn't taste like cappuccino at the same time
-
Granted, but once you drink it you lose your taste buds.
I wish I had some chicken! *drools*
-
granted...BUTCHA GOTTA CATCH IT FIRST!!! :D
i wish for a wish that wont go wrong
>:3
-
granted, but nothing happens after that... nothing at all.
i wish that i could shoot lazers and fly
-
granted...you are turned into a small lazer shooting craft.......but your a inanimate object so your just a peice of metal now with no mind
i wish that i didnt have to go on this stupid Atkins diet Xp
-
Granted, but once you get off it you spontaneously combust.
I wish I could forget certain things.
-
granted...but now you spontaniously combust (see how silly that sounds? you cant just answer everything with combustion...it makes the game boring and seem random) >> (this isnt just you..i mean everyone)
i wish that i had a small lamp for my fish tank for the new froggie im getting today c:
-
granted, but then the police bust into your house and arrest you for being in possesion of a stolen tank.
i wish it was tomorrow.
-
Granted, but you continue to get the same wish fulfilled the next day, and the next, and...
-
You forgot to say a wish. >.>
I wish I could communicate with animals. B)
-
Granted, but they're only around you whenever they're mating.
I wish I no longer needed glasses.
-
granted..but now you have awful migranes from the sudden transition to no glasses
i wish the government would stop screwing us behind out backs
-
Granted, but they screw someone elses government and start a war.
I wish I had a cool talent.
-
Granted, but only YOU think its cool, and it has to do something with making sponges.
I wish I had a sammich.
-
Granted, but it gives you explosive diarrhea.
I wish my game would update faster!
-
Granted, but the update breaks the game.
I wish I could travel faster than the speed of light.
-
Granted, but once you get going you can't stop and there is a mountain range in the way.
I wish I could turn my dreams into waking reality
-
Granted, but you fall asleep afterwords.
I wish I got a million dollars.
-
Granted. But there are so many taxes that it goes down to one dollar. >:3
I wish My computer was the best, fastest, and functional computer in the universe!
-
Granted, and it's such an awesomely smart computer that it starts glitching on purpose to annoy you.
I wish the cat would stop walking on my keyboard
-
Granted but now it's steppagnoi;1481P0jy7ve4x4rcvuoi (now its on my keyboard >:()
-
fly boy, you messed up, you're supposed to write down a wish.
i wish people paid more attention to what they are typing.
-
Granted, but its Riddled with typo's and "lulzspeak"
I wish I could poop a rainbow.
-
Granted, but it never ends, leaving a traceable trail of multi-colored excrement.
I wish chickens could talk.
-
Granted, but the speak swahili.
I wish my jeans fit.
-
Yes, but you can't take them off and they will forever chafe.
I wish Nascar was more like Speed Racer.
-
Granted, but afterwards speed racer becomes like nascar.
I wish more people would play.
-
Granted, but you're not going to like the results. (not even joking)
I wish pooping was easier.
-
granted, but you get explosive diarrhea and can never leave a toilet ever.
i wish i could find my pencil...
-
Granted, but after its lights on fire.
I wish Jersey shore never existed.
-
Granted, but three other spin-offs will be made in its place.
I wish the woodchuck couldn't chuck wood.
-
Granted, but the ChuckWood exists and Chucks wood.
I wish every movie was in 3D.
-
Granted, as the scenes will be live, and millions will die each year whenever they see a horror movie or an action film.
I wish magic was just a form of energy, rather than faith based.
-
Granted, but no one will ever use it because they will die from using it.
I wish all foods were tastier.
-
Granted, but no one could tell the difference because they are all tastier than before.
I wish Chuck Norris would go bald within the next three months.
-
Granted, But he can still roundhouse kick you in the face.
I wish I'd have energy even if I skipped breakfast.
-
granted but every other meal or snack makes you collapse
i wish i wish i was a fish
-
Granted and you get eaten by a shark.
I wish I glowed in the dark.
-
Granted but you are kidnapped for medical testing.
I wish I could shrink and grow to whatever size I want.
-
Granted, but you're under the limitation that you can not swap your size for the next week.
I wish I was a plush toy. |3
-
granted
but then you spontaneously combust but then tiny children nom on you with their half gummed teeth and rip out your stuffing before giving you to their sick dog who drools all over you. and all of this is happening in a daycare.
i wish for a hamburger that tasted like a hotdog
-
Granted, but the bun tastes like plastic.
I wish I had a cute little long-eared jerboa for a pet.
-
Granted, but it's a pyromaniac.
I wish I could find a boyish dance to dance to.
-
granted, but every time you try to perform said dance, you break everything near you and always fall strait on your face. and it is IMPOSSIBLE to ever get good at the dance cause it's CG-i.
i wish i didn't have those Déjà vu moments all the time.
-
Granted, but.......
........................
a rabid cat attacks you I DONT KNOW >,<
I wish I knew what CG-i meant.
-
granted, but now you dont know anything else.
I wish I didn't have a headache
-
Granted, but everything else aches.
I wish there was no such thing as summer homework.
-
Granted, but now there's spring break homework, and also christmas break homework and labor day homework too.
I wish I had a hot tub in my house.
-
granted but it's oversized and there is no walking room, also the water is so hot it scalds you every time.
i wish earth 9 would explode already
-
Earth 9 explodes, but you're on it and you don't find the treasure.
I wish i could find a well paying job as a teenager.
Granted, but now there's spring break homework, and also christmas break homework and labor day homework too.
That already exists >.>
-
Granted, you find it but then lose it to someone else who is better qualified.
I wish I had some strawberry milk <3
-
granted but it is spoiled to being sludge
i wish people didn't beat Pokemon instantly after they bought it.
-
Granted, but now it's an unbeatable game
I wish I could lose some weight >.<
-
Granted but now you are lighter than air and float around.
I wish I could sing better </3
-
granted, but it's so slight, that it is completely unnoticeable.
i wish for toast
-
granted, but it's attached to a cow
I wish I had a cup of tea
-
Granted, you have no sugar or cream.
I wish my ankle wasn't messed up.
-
(i take my tea like that anyway x3)
Granted, but now you're attached to a cow.
-
Granted, but nothing 'cause you didn't make a wish. :3
I wish that Mass Effect 3 was already out
-
granted, but it's EXACTLY like Mass effect 2 but there is one pixel out of place the ENTIRE TIME!!!
i wish i knew what was for dinner
-
Granted, but you dont like it and have no power to change it.
I wish my dog liked me D:
-
Granted, but now it because super-defensive and bites anyone that gets within ten feet of you~
I wish that my laundry cleaned itself~
-
granted, but it messes up and all your colors mix
i wish it was tommorow
-
Granted, but it's only tomorrow for two seconds, then it's yesterday.
I wish I could find my 140$ Glasses :I
-
granted, but you find them by stepping on them
i wish i could shoot lasers from my hands
-
Granted, but your hands burn off :I
I wish I had an infinite number of grapes v.v
-
Granted, now you allergic to grapes.
I wish I didn't have to go to work today
-
Granted, but you can't take another day off for the rest of your life.
I wish my cat was less weird.
-
granted, but now it's just a box o' rox that has no emotion whatsoever.
i wish okami wasn't so unnerving
-
Granted, now it's just really short.
I wish I had a bigger bladder.
-
Granted, but now you have to carry it.
I wish I could replenish anything I wanted at will (drinks, food, resources etc)
-
granted, but then they become like cancer and never stop growing EVER!!!
i wish for cheese
-
Granted, but it is full of chocolate.
I wish I didn't have to sleep.
-
Granted, but now, every night you turn into a giant slug.
I wish I could eat and not get fat
(btw a big YES on the avvi haha)
-
Granted, but now you get incredibly thin.
I wish I didn't have to work weekends.
(btw a big YES on the avvi haha)
Haha Thanks, I love yours too!
(Lyra is the best)
-
Granted, but u always work during the week an dyou go to school on the weekends
Post Merge: August 19, 2011, 02:38:05 AM
I wish my plane was ready to fly.
-
Granted, but it costs 7 billion dollars to gas it up.
I wish I knew how to fly a plane
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granted, but you have little to no experience so you go into shock when, in mid flight, lightning strikes your plane.
i wish school wasn't so derpy
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Granted, now it's hurpy
I wish I could draw.
(and yeah I do love lyra)
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Granted, but no one appreciates your genius.
I wish I wasn't too warm.
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granted, but now only your foot is reaaly cold
I wish I wasn't tired
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granted but now you're really ugly from lack of beauty sleep
I wish I wasn't a brony
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Granted, but now everyone else in the world is.
I wish I had some more games
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granted, but they are so simple, you get bored looking at them.
i wish MegaMan Volnutt wasn't so hard to draw
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Granted, but now there's spring break homework, and also christmas break homework and labor day homework too.
That already exists >.>
Well, then that would mean that the wish stated before the response already existed also. Besides, I have more important things to do than scroll through 166 pages of this thread to see if a sentence already exists.