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Creative Arts and Media => Roleplay => Fun RP => Topic started by: x on February 27, 2010, 08:43:10 AM
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((Inspired by one of my buds I racked my brain to come up with an RP that wasn't as dark as my ones in the Serious RP. Even I just wanna have fun sometimes. As you can see, I'm not very good at being silly, but maybe this will eventually turn into something.))
Story:
High in the crags of the famous Candy Mountains there rests an insane asylum. But this isn't your normal asylum, no, in fact it is insanely (pardon the pun) diffrent. Here, therapy includes getting your feet tickled with a tiny chicken feather while you try to eat an entire tub of ice cream. Here, group excercise means getting on the backs of purple gazelles and riding up and down the mountains while singing "Glory, Glory, Hallelujah" at the top of your lungs. Don't get me started on Interventions....
Basically, here you can do whatever you want, you can be either staff or patient, as long as what you do takes place in or near the asylum. Only catch (*winks at the person who inspired me to do this*) is: NO VIOLENCE. You post something violent and you will be automatically kicked, as this is supposed to be as cute and fluffy as possible. ^_^
Post Merge: February 27, 2010, 08:44:57 AM
Sasha jumps up and down on her bed, currently made out of pancakes, as it was near breakfast and patients here often ate their magical beds. She sings the latest Lady Gaga song and waits for everyone else to wake up...
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Niala woke up and shuffled to the bathroom made out of ginger bread and lollipops and Niala relaxed near the lollipop mirror and brushed her paws against her fur "ugh i look horrible!!!!" she hobbled back to the door and slipped on a jelly-mat "AW NUTS!...early morning blues D:"
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Suddenly, the blare of a crusie ship horn rocked the halls of the Ward. If everyone wasn't up by now....then they would be.
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:o *falls over from the blare* that hurt man *rubbing tail*
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Waves at Niala from across the hall... :3 "Allo."
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ohai! i didn't know you were as insane as me!? *finds the penny i lost 4 months ago* oh...there it is *picks it up and eats the doormat* o.O *spits out the doormat* oh god it tastes like a minty!
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Indeed, they do. :o That is why I prefer to eat the ballisters...chomps down......these taste like grahm cracker ^_^
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((Inspired by one of my buds I racked my brain to come up with an RP that wasn't as dark as my ones in the Serious RP. Even I just wanna have fun sometimes. As you can see, I'm not very good at being silly, but maybe this will eventually turn into something.))
(I believe I am guilty of that charge)
Samuel rocked on his bed. Everytime he looked, he could see the fairy, and hear it talking.
"Hey Come over here!" It said..., that's what it always said.
The staff equipped him in a straight jacket, leaving him to his mumbling insanity..
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Sasha pokes Niala in the side, still munching on a bit of ballister. "You know about the guy who's always talking to a fairy? Well, I totally met that fairy last night. Got right up in my face. How crazy is that?"
Out of nowhere a voice came over the speakers: "ATTENTSHUN! EXCERCISE TIME! ALL RODENT PATIENTS MUST NOW STAND ON ONE FOOT! THEN IT WILL BE ON TO CANINES!"
Sasha blushed. She was a rodent, chinchilla. She stood on one foot.
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giggled at nothing and the chocolatedoor started to crumble and fall :o "well that settles it" Niala started to chew at the door. a Guard stood by and started to hustle against her " BUT I WANT THE DOOR!!!!" the guard carried Niala off and her mouth was still gnawing at the air baring her teeth :( "my chocdoor"
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*Almost eating something looking at niala's troble*
Wait, we aren't sposed to eat this?
*Gets pulled away by the tail*
I didn't mean to eat the man!
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This time the fairy had something new to say
"I've got a box... I got it before my mother problems started appearing" it said happily, giving him an innocent look.
Glancing up Sam asked.
"Wha... What's in the box"
"Mother's head.... what's that Mother?" THe fairy raised the little box to her ear.
"Mother says... hello"
Samuel's screams could be heard throughout the facility.
"THE FAIRY, SHES MAD I TELL YOU, MAD, LET ME OUT OF HERE PLEASE!"
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"ALRIGHTY THEN. TIME FOR THE CANINES TO STAND ON ONE FOOT! THAT MEANS YOU TOO ,FOXES, WOLVES AND MIXED BREEDS!"
"Finally, rodents turn is over," Sasha growled as she put her foot back down on the ground. "Now to go do a little recon of the ward." ^_^
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*Gets tail back and stands on one foot*
Ready for anything!
*Goes recon the ward*
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The guard put Niala bluntly on the ground almost dropping her "OI that there is delicate" Whispering came from the room next to her and she knocked back the wafer door to look inside but nothing was there. She sat down on all fours and her eyes prowled the rooms. Searching for the noises she kept hearing. They started up again. "where are they!?"
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*Runs down the corridor* Fairies are trying to kidnap me!!!! Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*sliding out from a trap landing on nyy's back and kicking a fairy into another fairy*
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Hey its Buddy! So your insane too huh?
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:)
Glad to see another friendly face.
I dunno if I am insane or suicide but this place is like no place I have been to. Oh and watch out for the incoming net trap 30 meters ahead.
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Samuel was in a fetal position sucking his thumb when the staff finally came to bring him to the outside world
A sane man in an insane world. Usually he just kept to himself for fear of becoming like all the other crazies here, But this time he wanted to attempt to socialize. Seeing a dragon lady and a wolf, he took a couple deep breaths and finally worked up the courage to walk up to them.
"Uh... Hello..." he said, very nervously. He had no idea if these people wanted to eat him, thinking he was bacon.
(and for the life of me that doesnt code for 'start trying to eat samuel')
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why hello....STOP! your gonna trip the trap and get smushed!
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*stares at Samuel for five minutes before going* HAIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Glancing around, Samuel saw nothing, but he decided to play along.
Oh thank goodness you saw that before I saw it too late!" he said, adding a nervous chuckle into the mix.
He waves at Nyyrikkia the insane seamstress like he just saw a ghost.
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This brick right here
*Gently points to a unusual brick*
This would bring the roof down upon all of us.
*Looks around for more traps*
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Dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance
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A clanking is heard on the cieling as Lok (another Shard of Shiro's Imagination, the insane side, also a fox) climbs past on the cieling, laughing Manicaly. (Think Spider Splicer)
"Hello hello hello? What have we here? A new fish in the pond?"
He does a backflip down onto the ground, and bows to the newbie.
"Name is Lok! Like, Lok, stock, and barrel! got it for breaking out of my locked cell so many times that they just let me wander! Nice ta Meetcha!"
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Nice to see you lok. Do you know how to get around the traps on the 15th floor?
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*waves frantically back at Samuel*
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'15th floor? You know if you flip that it is 51... as in area... that is... interesting...'
He mutters to himself a little bit. then his eyes snapped to Buddy.
'up, up, left, dodge the spike, left, right, jump, then press the button. easy, peasy, cheezy, sleezy.'
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Thank you! I will try that next time I am on the 15th floor.
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Lok leapt up onto the cieling again.
"See you in Rapture!!!!!"
He climbed over to a random pipe sticking out of the wall above Nyy, and muttered to himself.
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*Leaped up to where buddy slid out from and started climbing it back to the 15th floor*
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*jumps up and down for no reason at all*
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(have some creativity with your insanity then just jumping up and down!)
Samuel heard singing, and he looked back at the fairy.
"Samuel loves me this I know.... He'll love me when I eat his soul... The sun and the moon will dance.... and Samuel will rise again..." It sung
Samuel just walks away like he was going to throw up.
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Lok's head comes down directly in front of Samuel.
"The nurse doesn't like you. But I do."
He grinned
"If you are wondering... not that way."
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*starts talking to a wall*
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*Bust through the wall swinging on a vine*
What? this place is a circle!
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Another thread lost to me
this is an INSANE ASYLUM
NOT A JUNGLE
NOT AN INDIANA JONES TEMPLE!
you guys arent even trying to be insane
if you talk to the wall at least tell us what it says back!
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:o The walls give out Buddys! We should all hail this place. *bows in front of the wall*
Wall: What are you doing?
Nyy: Why I am hailing you oh great magical wall
Wall: ......
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Buddy's? I want a buddy! ^_^
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So do I!!!
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hey, walls. I can has a buddy yes? :)
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Wall: Sure why not?
*Buddy clone pops out of the wall*
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*Gasps*
Ive been cloned!
*Faints from excitment*
*Clone catches me before I hit the floor smiling*
"Clone" This is the best wolf I have seen in years.
:o A dragon!
*Faints with original buddy*
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*laughs*
*A fairy pokes my nose*
:o Its gonna eat me!!! *cowers*
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*Nyys buddy clone kicks the fairy away*
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"Don't mind them. Their lunacy stems beond this world."
He turns to the cieling.
"Isn't that right?"
Lok stops, looks like he is listening, then turns back to Samuel.
"The cieling doesn't like you.
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But the ceiling doesnt like anybody though.... It dropped a peice of itself on me last week and gave me a bad bump on the head!
>:(
*shakes fist up at the ceiling*
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*Buddy and buddy clone wake up*
They has a long pointless conversation.
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"OMG! Could you guys like, slow things down for two seconds!" Sasha bursts onto the scene. "What are you guys, party animals???"
As she says this, a disco ball magically appears on the celing and dance music plays. A voice over the loudspeaker calls: "Did someone say party animals?
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"No... loud.... NOISE!"
goes and hides in the air ducts
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I am a party animal! Party, party, party, party, party!
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*twitches and walks up and down the halls muttering to self* if only...but the....bananas in pyjamas is my favourite TV show... eat my stripes!... *stops to look up at Nyy who passes Niala on her way into the courtyard...* what are you doing all the way up there?...why am i so small...am i shrinking? I AM SHRINKING LORD BE FORGIVEN I AM SHRINKING!!! *runs out the corridor hallway entrance door into the courtyard and trips on the stairs, laughing maniacally drawing stars in the dirt*
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My pillow My pillow My pillow My pillow
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*muttering is heard through all of the ventilation system, sending patients really on edge into panic.*
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Sain: shots shots shots shots
Toyo: every body
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As Sasha starts doing random cartwheels, an entire army of fairies appears out of nowhere...
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*Runs as the fairies charge at me* Why me?!?!?! *trips over on my own tail*
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Nyyrikkia, eat them! Claw them. kill them. Ill join when my hansom clone is done pouncing me. ^_^
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I dont kill!!! *tries to escape into a mouse hole* I gotta fit in here otherwise they'll turn me into a rabbit!
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Look! A dark place! To your left!
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*melts into the darkness but smashes headfirst into the walls and becomes knocked out*
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:o
*Shoots fairies and destroys them with my clone of me*
This is getting crazy. He looks and fights better than me! :/
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*muttering through the vents*
killing.. killing... killing fairies... killing...
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*the stars leap out off the ground and dance around me* :o why are you telling me this!?
stars: because we are allies with the fairies
Niala: Aren't you supposed to hate the fairies if you're telling me this information?
stars: I do belive you're right. ONWARD TO THE FIENDS!!!!!!
Niala: ....
Niala stood up weakly and stumbled up the stairs. "I know how to defeat the fairies... Do we have any jam and salt?"
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*raids the pantry in the kitchen*
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*walks into walls at random trying to frighten the fairies*
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*throws jam at the faires*
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU INSANE LOONEY THAT WAS MY LUNCH *cries and becomes happy again* now i need peanut butter *slumps and shuffles to the lound room and looks through the waffle TV*
Ppl watchin the tv: OI what are you doing!?!?!?
Niala: looking for the peanut butter!!!
Ppl watchin the tv: oh turn to channel 45
Niala: :o oh k thanx *gets the peanut butter and draws rabbits on the walls*
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*jumps into the room wearing a bunny suit*
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*Walks into the room covered in jelly and chocolate and various foods*
There's a food fight out side ^_^
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"WHOOHOO!!! YEE_AHH!"
Sasha throws jam and peanut butter sandwiches at the fairies!!! >:( TAKE THAT!
She then turns to channel 235.
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*Uses a second remote to change the channle to the sy-fy channle where some one was currently chainsawing another guy.
Oh yea! Look at that! I has a chainsaw that can do that. ^_^
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*was about to pounce Buddy but upon hearing that hops away scared*
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*Tosses the remote away and starts up chainsaw*
Its time to cut the meat bags!
*Chainsaw dies from lack of gas*
Dang it!
*Drops chain saw and pounce huggles nyyrikkia*
Hello there!
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*tacklehugz Buddy* The fairies almost got me
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*Tacklehugged*
They didn't get you! you are safes nao!
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Yus thankfully. I'm dressed up as a bunny so they think they got me by turnimg me into a bunny but I'm not a bunny, I'm just pretending to be a bunny so they dont turn me into a bunny....
I DONT WANNA BE A BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*sander cohen screams to pull the ears off insanely*
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*says some thing and poof nyyrikkia is a big pink bunny*
They will never find you now :3
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Lok mutters this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HINST2kdOu4
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*rolls down the floor clutching the carpet every 360 o turn* pea-....*turn*....nut....*turn*...butter...*turn*
Niala screamed and curled up into a ball as a fly started to buzz around her head, she ran into the corner and tucked her tail between her legs as the fly followed her, then someone shouted "LOSE THE PEANUT BUTTER DARNIT" Niala clutched onto the peanut butter "NO IT'S MINE" as she tried to shoo the fly away with her tail and paw..."stupid fly will never get my peanut butter" she mutters. Niala then out of the blue chucked the peanut butter out the window and the fly continued to buzz around her..."what a los- OH MY GOD!" She screamed and ran down into the courtyard jumping and bucking away at the fly
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*Hops down the corrider searching for carrots and lettuce, stops and scratches ear* I have a strange feeling that I'm not a bunny even though I am one...
Who am I? :?
*gets distracted by a fly, chases it* Mummy?
*gets hit in the head by a tiger paw* Owie :'( What was that for???
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you stole my peanutbutter! *she mumbled and dragged her tail inbetween her legs, as she left for her bedroom, the chocolate door once bitten, was renewed and she tackled it down* GET OUT OF MY BEDROOM *kicking the chocolate door repetitively and scratching at it*
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*Noms on the chocolate door and hisses at Niala* My door! You stolez it from us!!!!!!!
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*screams and runs away into the room, pretending to slam the imaginary door* stay away from me! *runs into the bedroom and hides under the bed* they won't get me, they can't find me haha HAHAHAHAHA *chuckling insanely*
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*Turns nyyrikkia back into a dragon with a bunny suit*
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*hops past a mirror* Hey! What am I? I thought I was a bunny but no I'm a dragon wearing a bunny suit! *hears a fluttering of wings* Oh noez! Teh fairies! *runs off and a dragonfly flies past the mirror a minute later*
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Whoa! Forgot the fairies..sorry nyy!
*Turns nyy into a bunny again*
Now you are immune to the fairies again.
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*hops up and down* Bunny! Ha you stupid fairies! I am no longer a dragon who was turned into a bunny to escape you! You cant get me! *hops away, laughing insanely*
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*Eats the fairies* Long lasting jaw brakers! :D
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*continues to hop away* The hippos are gonna squish me!!!
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Not if I make you a dragon sized bunny! :3
*Snaps toes and makes nyy a dragon sized bunny with the fluffiest tail ever*
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*chases my own tail thinking it is a fluffball thats going to tickle me*
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You silly bunny than can squish me now o.O
You are chasing your own ball of fluff! ^_^
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*stops* Oh right. I knew that :$
*hops out into the courtyard* Ahh the birds are gonna pick me up and carry me away! *runs back inside*
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:/
Dunno what to do bout those.
Maby my clone does....where did he go?
*Looks up to the sky to see him flying*
:o
*Sniffles* They grow up so fast.
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*hugs Buddy* Its alright.
:o *sees a fly* Its gonna go into my ear and destroy my brain! *runs away again*
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*pounces the fly*
:o
Oh no! I squished it!
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*cheers for Buddys victory*
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*Stands up and bows* ^_^
Yush! I am awesome now!
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You always have been awesome :3
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:)
Not as awesome as you!
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Now that I dont believe *walks down the hall*
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*Walks with nyy*
why not? its only the truth.
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*rolls eyes*
Thanks Buddy I wont argue anymore.
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*Sigh* I dunno why you roll your eyes...wait, I don't wanna know. I just think we should run cuz there's a gigantic head rolling like a ball behind us about to squish us.
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*grabs Buddy and drags him into a room* We might be safe in here
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*Shaking a little*
I dunno....my 6th senses tell me we are in danger.
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Ah crud *turns into shadows and turns Buddy into shadows too and fly up into the attic. Buddy turns back to normal*
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:o
That's what that is like....whoa I am a little dizzy.
*Stops shaking*
I think we are safe now. :)
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Lok hangs down from the cieling.
"Hello"
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Niala stops her evil cackling and crawls underneath the bed, she peered out from under a blanket and looked at the corner of the room at the ginger snap wall... She screamed and hid back underneath her bed as an evil clown stared back at her, she looked back to see if it was still there...it wasn't. She ran out of the room and pounced onto lok
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Lok! Hello.
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*hangs off of Lok's back* Mmmmroooowwwww *hissing at the room below us and whispering in Lok's ear* the evil clown is gonna eat us, he's going to consume our sould with bacon and orange juice for breakfast tomorrow *falls off Lok and flex's claws*
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*Lok falls off the cieling due to that weight.*
Where clown... where clown...
*Pulls out Spider Splicer hook claws*
WHERE CLOWN!
and hi buddy. *in a fit of sanity*
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Look out! the walls want to squish every thing! o.O
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*nyy cringes against the wall as she hears a voice*
???: Oh Nyy!!! Where are you? You need your medicene!
Nyy: I need someplace to hide! *ducks into the shadows*
*The door opens a few minutes later and a anthro snow leopard is standing there holding a tray*
Jade: Has anybody seen Nyy?
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*Shiro points in two different directions*
That way... that way... she went that way...
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no no clown...clown bad...clown evil...Niala feels horrible at the mere mention of the clown...yes the clown is evil *niala curled up in Nyyrikkia's shadowy hiding place sobbing lightly and screaming into her fur*
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*Jade places her hands on her hips*
Jade: Tell me where she is now
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*continues to scream into my fur ignoring all else around me, shaking my head furiously* NO CLOWN! no clown
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*Jade brings out a clown from her pocket*
Jade: Tell me where Nyy is now or this clown will...uh...the clown... the clown....will eat you!
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*Noms the clown*
he has frosting on him :3
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*Jades eyes narrow at Buddy*
Jade: Do you know where Nyy is???
Nyy: *whispers* Im not here!
*Jades ears flick*
Jade: Please come out Nyy
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*Lok twists head funny*
I hear... I hear...
*Flips up ear*
Nyothing...
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Nyy's currently not here. Can I take a message?
*Continues to nom the clown*
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*Jades eyes narrow more*
I know that shes here. I heard her voice.
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*runs out of the room screaming down the hallway hearing a scary clown voice in my head telling me to kill the chicken sandwhiches with salt*
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*Jade sighs* Perhaps I shouldnt have gotten that giant blow up clown for her birthday....*turns back to Buddy* Now where is Nyy?
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*Looks at my belleh*
Uh...I dunno.
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*sits behind Buddy so his ears look like Buddies*
Lok knows... lok knows... lok knows...
but has forgotten.
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*Jade facepalms herself* None of you are any help at all. Looks like I'll have to find her by myself *Jade puts down the tray and walks over to the shadows*
*Nyy quietly whimpers and moves deeper into the darkness*
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*Lok jumps on the back of Jade*
Nyy... shadows no... see...
*flashes flashlight around the shadows, missing Nyy.*
You follow me... I remember.
*Lok steers Jade out of the room.*
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*Nyy watches Lok and Jade leave*
Whew that was close. I'll have to thank Lok later
*quickly leaves the attic and goes down into the dark garden
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*Niala started to pick individual leaves off of certain plants with her tail, her eyes were eide and unblinking and a devious and insane grin appeared across her face soon afterwards, cackling.* no clowns for Niala...safe...here safe here safe....
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*Lok steered Jade into a closet, and closed and locked it. He put a bunch of furnature in front of the door.*
*He went back to the room*
Taken care of... taken care of...
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leaves must fall down to the ground in the dirt...make new tree's that's wot they do yepyep *a spider bites Niala's tail and she falls over* HAHAHAHAHA i feel over LIKE A LEAF!!! *evil cackling echoed through the garden* HAHAHA
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Hello?! I am here to check in. What a lovely hotel :D
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HAHAHAHA this chain saw is totally candy! I will eat it then that tree...wait!
*Shakes head* Im losing my mind. sense when was there a hotel?
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Well thats what they tell old folks and Medical Ill people when they are going into some type of falicty where they are kept for awhile :/
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*runs past Ho'ne in a straight jacket* life is a lie, you're a lie' erth is a lie you and i we are a lie LIELIELIELIELIELIE! **falls over and breathes heavily*
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*looks at Nia* Check please
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NOIDON"TWANTMONEYS! *hides between Ho'ne's legs* LIES! *trying to nip his tail*
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*just drops on Nia and lay there motionless whispering*why don't they love me, I said I was sorry, I didn't mean to use the restroom. And I was only hungery. why did they do this to me why
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*acts like a fish* NO THE SHARK WILL EAT ME SWIM AWAY SWIM AWAY!!!! *wrigglies under Ho'ne*
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*sobbing as Nia continues to wiggle underneath him*i am sorry, please forgive me. Please i am sorry, don't hate me please
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MUUUMMMYYYYYYYY *crying as the 'shark' advances on her foot*
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WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME MOMMY!!!! Oh hey a salami
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*wriggles in the dirt from under Ho'ne's butt* lemme *squirm* outta *squirm* SALAMI!? :o
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Nope false alarm
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*walks in holding a baby puppy*
I shall name him Loco... :*
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Not sure who is talking to, right Mister Bubbles?
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*Niala started to hear voices and the sharks closed in* Lies all lies, can you hear them, they're stealing our words and using our voices...can you feel their ice cold fingers prodding at your neck....DON'TLETTHELIESLIVEFORYOU!
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*Jade yowls, clawing against the door* Lemme out!!!
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Princess? *gettting up* PRINCESSS!!!
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*shiro drops in front of Ho'*
No.... no... bigger fish to fry.... this little fishie is mine....
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Out of my way peasant *phasing through Shiro to open the door*
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Lok hooks his Spider splicer claw into the back of Ho's shirt and sends him crashing down the hall.
'My fish.... my fish....
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Peasant I have no time with your quarrel. *running through Shiro and opens the door* Princess, I am here for you *kneeling down in respect*
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*Pushes Ho' in and welds the door shut, then puts stuff in front of it*
Two little fishies.... in a french pie.... pie... pyre...
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*phasing through the door with Nia* Poor naive fool, No door can tie me down from my goal
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((Wait, jade was in that door!))
"Noo! The Hand! The HAND! The CHAIN HAS RETURNED!"
SHiro jumps into the air ducts, clanging
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O.O oops *runs back and gets Jade out*
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*niala ran back into her room and slammed the imaginary door shut and then mimed a person screaming their head off as she felt the evil clown's presence* CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN *Niala rolled onto the floor in a ball and clutched her paws to her head whispering* no clown no clown
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*Jade falls out as the door is opened* Oh thank you ^_^
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*Niala runs into the door* oowwww CLOWNCLOWNCLOWN! NO CLOWN!!! *hides in the door*
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Shiro jumps down on nurse Jade, and throws back into the closet, quickly shutting the door.
"No open... no open... locked up if opened...."
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*when the door slams shut niala is seen to be grasping onto its corners* NO CLOWN! *she started gnawing on the door* no...lies..notclown
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NOT THE FAIR MAIDEN NIALA!!! D:
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Relax! Ill eat the clown.
*Looks at the clown with a hungry face*
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(http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20080703/obit-harmon/images/21bbb7d5-e522-4256-8a6b-e83b630eb739.jpg)
The clown transforms
(http://www.fearnet.com/fearnetImages/imWgWaaaV2qYkkQ926Laaa1VVwIw==.jpg)
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well here's a suprise for the clow.
(http://www.mediabistro.com/unbeige/original/Ronald%20McDonald.jpg)
Now Its time to eat both clowns! >:3
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*looks at both clowns* I think I would go with It
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Ima eat both clows and then MC. D. if I am still hungry.
They wont be scaring any one when I ish done >:3
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(Bozo transformed into it so technically your still eating two clowns)
Blech I wouldn't MickyD He full of fattening things, He is a heart attack waiting to happen
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Yea....Congradulation's mickyD you get to be sold on ebay
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You better start out low, No one will buy him, trust me....unless he is a 1989 edition, then we might get some money outta of him
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I put him on the free list. all you gotta pay for is S&H
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Yea, make sure to put some holes in the box
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:o Whops....uh...hope those aren't important. I just shipped him off to russia!
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Oh well :/, The russians don't care...or do they?
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o.O Hope not. I never want to see that box again!
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Lets hope the Russians don't come back wit-....SCREECH *a black limo parks it self out side of the Ward. A fat old guy comes out of it* Uh oh I am leaving now
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:o
*Dashes away turning into wolf form*
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*hides in spirit Realm*
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*Hides in oblivion*
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Are they gone yet?
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I dunno.
*Looks to see if they are gone*
Nope they are still there.
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Ok I will still hide *is acting like a lamp*
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*Grabs the lamp and rushes into oblivion closing the gate behind so they can't follow*
We should be safe here...unless we look like food.
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*looks like a chicken drum*....F**K!!
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*Looks around to see clanfears and scamps looking at ho'ne*
Uh....We might have to face those guys in the limo or face monsters that want to eat us...
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I would go with the monsters any time
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How bout immortal monsters that out number us -- to 1
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Sounds like a good number
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Ok then.
*Places ho'ne on the ground and dashes up the nearest rock*
Good luck!
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DRUM STICK POWER ACTIVATE! *He transform into a transformer* XD
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YAY! theres gonna be some action!
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*Niala pokes at the door* it's shut! *she tried opening it by ramming her head into it, then she read the sign* p...pu..pull :o *she pulled on it and went through and began her conversation with the fake minx fur jacket* hello how are you this even- look out FOR THE DOOM BUGGY! *screams came from inside the place niala was in*
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*Jade shouts at Niala from in the closet* Stop trying to wear me!
*Nyy hops around the corner* Hugs for teh bunnieh!!!!!
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*Turns on a record player playing boogie man and Lok calms down considerably*
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*Nyy hops down the corrider* Hiya Lok!
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"Hi.... hi.... is the Jaded one still in captivity?"
*Gives Nyy a hug*
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*Jade shouts from the closet* Oh what do you think! Theres a tiger in here trying to use me as a coat!
*Nyy hugs Lok back* Lok. I'm scared. :o I'm hearing things o.O The pixies are gotta eat me!!!!
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*The 1930's music calms Lok's insanity*
"Pixies? Use glue and copper wire. That acts as a repellant."
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*Nose twitches* It does? I thought that jam and foot cream did....
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"That is for sprites... sprites.... sprites.... sprites.... sprites...."
The record player is skipping.
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:o s-s-sprites!!!! *hides in teh bunnysuit* Theyre gonna turn me into a marshmallow!!!
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The record player turns off and Lok goes mad again. He fireman carries Nyy and jumps on the Cieling.
"N-n-no Sprites... Sprites in the-the-the vents!!! Safe in the--the-the Ceiling!!"
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*Nyy starts to cry*
Mar-mar-ma-marsh-mellow! Dont wanna! They will cook me over a fire!
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*Brings Nyy to a little room off of the vents that is reserved for Lok only*
"Home... home..."
Posters of Rapture, bottles of Arcadia Merlot, Empty Eve Hypo's, and a Sentry Bot that Lok was trying to hack is in the corner.
"Hidey... hole..."
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*Curls in a corner, eyes darting everywhere*
S-s-safe???
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"Safe."
Puts on a soothing record, and loses his insanity.
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*Nyy yawns and falls asleep*
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*Shiro closes the porthole, seals it, then goes over to a warn out mattress and dozes off.*
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*is off in the corner being amused by a imaginary butterfly*
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*a voice shouts into the microphone as a little dung beetle took over the asylum* OK NOW I WANT ALL CATS TO JUMP UP AND DOWN ON THE SPOT...YOU GOT THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? *niala freaked out and hid behind the jacket*
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*still being amused by a imaginary butterfly*
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*Lets the butterfly's out of my palm*
*Millions fly through the air creating a pretty rainbow* :3
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*is now freaking out over the excise amount of butterflies in the room
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*finds a pot of cattipllars and runs it to the toilet* FLUSHFLUSHFLUSHFLUSH
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*Watches the toilet clog as more butterflys boom out of the toilet*
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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *is freaking out too much*
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*Watches as butterfly's fill the air like water in a sinking submarine*
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((They had better not be blue, because if they are, Lok is gonna flip ((Play Bioshock 2 for why))))
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*niala screeched and tried to imitate the parrot she caught in her paws from the garden* :o :? :D SQUARK SQUARK meow SQUARK *she tried to nip its beak but it nipped first* D: NO SQUARK meow