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Title: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Ho'ne Diheart on January 26, 2010, 06:34:09 PM
The title says it all. You will you your knowledge to assist your favorite group in winning. Like Pirate: Pirate sword vs Kuni knife. Keep it clean, keep it fun
NINJA STAR  >:3
Title: Re: NINJAS VS PIRATES!
Post by: Srgntcuddles on January 26, 2010, 06:38:04 PM
Hmm...Can you only be defeated the opposite? Like Ninja only kills Pirate and Pirate only kills Ninja. no one of the same class can do the other in?
Anyway...Though I'm a Ninja...
CANNON BALL!!!
Title: Re: NINJAS VS PIRATES!
Post by: Ho'ne Diheart on January 26, 2010, 06:40:45 PM
well if ya did that then it would be havoc
substitution jutsu
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Post by: Srgntcuddles on January 26, 2010, 06:42:12 PM
How does that kill me lol
Blunderbuss
Title: Re: NINJAS VS PIRATES!
Post by: Ho'ne Diheart on January 26, 2010, 06:45:17 PM
it doesn't it helps me.....I should change the rules abit XD
WTF IS A BLUNDERBUSS?
kuni knife
Title: Re: NINJAS VS PIRATES!
Post by: Gabag on January 26, 2010, 10:32:55 PM
Ninja Bag to the rescue, bringing the modern ninja to the battle field

*night vision and a Ninja-To sword, sharpened to slice through a whole pig in one slice, let alone anything a pirate has as 'armor'*
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Post by: Srgntcuddles on January 26, 2010, 10:33:32 PM
A blunderbuss for pirates, is our modern day shotgun.
Pistol
Title: Re: NINJAS VS PIRATES!
Post by: Gabag on January 26, 2010, 10:34:10 PM
Ninja moves, ya heard of 'em?

*dispatches the target with a series of lethal hand to hand blows then moves to focus on the next pirate*
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Ho'ne Diheart on January 27, 2010, 05:37:25 AM
Argg ye be messing with me arn't ye.....Nah I am a ninja  B)
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Post by: Golge on January 28, 2010, 02:17:20 AM
darn ninjas....drinking all the rum!

'smashes a ninja over the head with a broken bottle of rum'
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Ho'ne Diheart on January 28, 2010, 02:25:19 AM
takes a katana and cut the pirate in half
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Post by: Alice The Necrofox on January 28, 2010, 04:45:50 AM
Attack's with Ghost pirates.
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Post by: Ho'ne Diheart on January 28, 2010, 05:50:01 AM
Uses a sealing jutsu on the ship
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Post by: Alice The Necrofox on January 28, 2010, 04:32:29 PM
Misses cause' its a ghost ship.
Think LotR Ghost pirates.
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Post by: Gabag on January 28, 2010, 10:33:50 PM
*attacks with Ghostbuster weapons and the pirate ghosts implode*
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Post by: Self-sain on January 28, 2010, 10:42:58 PM
Becomes creves from soul caliber and attacks with his gun/sword thing D:< have a taste of darkness
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Alice The Necrofox on January 29, 2010, 06:32:35 AM
EAT VIKING!
*attacks with norse pirates*
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Post by: Ho'ne Diheart on January 30, 2010, 07:44:42 AM
wow I get off for a couple of days and we go from different thing XD
I know the pirate true weakness....SOAP! *chasing pirates with a bar of soap*
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Self-sain on January 30, 2010, 06:56:08 PM
(How the coolest pirate is crevest) *fires a round in a nijas head*
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Post by: Chrono Blackwyng on January 31, 2010, 04:23:55 AM
Ninja Chrono and Pirate Chrono have a large-scale duel to the death, and Ninja Chrono wins with his cookie clones.

Ninja Chrono then assassinates some of the vikings before throwing soap ninja stars at Shrio.
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Srgntcuddles on February 01, 2010, 06:22:46 AM
Ninja magic. Win.
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Ho'ne Diheart on February 01, 2010, 07:02:10 AM
so true
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Post by: Gabag on February 01, 2010, 09:14:51 PM
(http://www.deviantart.com/download/91203314/Sam_Fisher_Wallpaper_by_Kitime.png)

Modern Ninja in all his awesomeness


(http://www.cargolaw.com/images/present.pirate.2.GIF)

the fool pirate who doesn't even know modern ninja exists
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Ho'ne Diheart on February 02, 2010, 05:31:35 AM
if ya really think about it, swat teams and special marines are considered ninjas....
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Self-sain on February 02, 2010, 10:32:57 PM
but we have johny deep and crevest
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Post by: Dog Donovan on February 03, 2010, 02:58:15 AM
You talkin' about Cervantes from Soul Calibur, Sain? If so, that's like 40% awesome bonus to pirate's side to begin with.

Add Seth Balmore and Sed from Lost Odyssey as well as the Corsairs of Umbar, Lord of the Rings' only pirates, and we're seeing true power.

While I'm at it, REAVER from Fable 2!!! And to put the icing on the metaphorical cake, my favorite pirate of all time, ~main character name here~ from Sid Meier's Pirates!

As it stands, I couldn't care less about ninjas. >=3
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Gabag on February 03, 2010, 03:03:09 AM
Well Ryu Hayabusa killed legions of ninjas, regular fiends, 6 Greater Fiends, giant robots, freaks of scientific nature, werewolves,
Not to mention he crashed an ENTIRE AIRSHIP by himself against Spec Ops ninjas with rocket launchers and guns
(http://www.amitbhawani.com/blog/Images/N/Ninja-Gaiden-II-Games.jpg)
and yes he is using a scythe... beware pirates, because Ryu is out for blood once more
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Dog Donovan on February 03, 2010, 03:17:57 AM
Ryu was a favorable character among ninjas, I admit ^^ Ninja Gaiden was quite ftw... But Reaver wins between any (named) Ninja and Pirate characters.

My Fable favorite, Reaver was known for his showy nature, particularly in his earlier more adventurous life. He would purposefully take shots that had next to no probability of success, against captains of enemy ships, ending a battle instantly and amassing a fleet slowly with mere pulls of the trigger. With his excessive skill with pistols, combined with his eventual demonic eternal youth, he become one of the most impressive names to grace Albion's ears... And a fan-favorite of Fable 2.
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Self-sain on February 04, 2010, 04:14:06 AM
yes sorry i no know how to spell his name, and pirates get the mars day break so take that ninjas :D
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Post by: Srgntcuddles on February 05, 2010, 09:46:25 AM
Do Pirates have shadow clones? No. Ninjas win. Again.

You know what would solve this delema once and for all?

Instead of Mortal Kombat VS. D.C.U. Or Capcom VS Marvel. Make Naruto VS. One-Piece. Fin. ^_^
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Self-sain on February 05, 2010, 04:26:54 PM
One piece is kind of blah and plus naruto has all that nonsense so no and it dosent matter becase we have de rum :D
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Gabag on February 06, 2010, 01:56:08 AM
*tosses a throwing knife into the barrel of rum, and that knife had a live grenade attached to it and rum goes explodey*
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Self-sain on February 06, 2010, 05:21:23 AM
un like a ninja we can't take a hit *creaveants walks from the explosion* I demand you soul
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Gabag on February 06, 2010, 05:32:49 AM
I demand to know why a simple pirate thinks he could defeat me when i have clawed gloves and bladed shoes on and the know how to use em
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Self-sain on February 06, 2010, 05:34:16 AM
Because I am the lord of darkness
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Nyyrikkia Anikeria on February 11, 2010, 05:28:07 AM
*raises eyebrows at Sain*
Anyway three words.
Captain Jack Sparrow  :P
(http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/4200000/Captain-Jack-Sparrow-captain-jack-sparrow-4274507-751-1000.jpg)
I hope the pic works  :/
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Self-sain on February 11, 2010, 05:30:33 AM
Sain points out that he alredy said that but it dose not matter becase Captin Jack Sparow equalls atomatic win
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Post by: Srgntcuddles on February 11, 2010, 09:12:24 AM
I think Ryu Hayabusa has something to say about that...Like a Scythe in your neck. Take THAT Captain Jack Daniels! Bwuahahaha!


You know...thinking on it now I have a Jack Daniels keychain...I don't even drink yet I leave it there...
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Gabag on February 11, 2010, 11:34:22 AM
Yea, either the scythe to the neck, or a bladed shoe to the face, then oppsey daisy there goes your head with a mere kick.

(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/6/20/633495979217534334-ninjas-with-guitars.jpg)


We take Guitar Heroes to a new level, by killing pirates with guitars and rocking out at the same time
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Self-sain on February 11, 2010, 03:13:21 PM
We have the lord of darkness and Captin Jack Sparrow all you guys have is a large arsenal
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Gabag on February 11, 2010, 10:49:28 PM
The lord of Darkness isnt a pirate Self-Sain just cause you think your the Lord of Darkness, doesnt mean pirates get the Lord of Darkness, he's a  Diablo game character so you only got Jack Sparrow

We have a big arsenal
proven victories over the Samurai who were an effective fighting force in their own right
Ryu Hayabusa
Sam Fisher (modern ninja)
Splinter Cell
Urban Ninjas
Guitar Ninjas
CLOWN NINJAS (fear!)
Ninja dogs with explosive throwing knives that can teleport
Ninjas who get deadlier once they lose an arm or leg
Jackie Chan
Bruce Lee
The Eldar Faction of Space Ninjas
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v382/troyponce/edits/ninjas.jpg)
dont forget the awesome stealthy features that make us so much deadlier then pirates
cause you dont expect a ninja to be hiding inside your mind
however you do expect a pirate to run at you spouting curses, making it easier to kill
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Self-sain on February 11, 2010, 11:10:12 PM
I was talking about crevants and if you think about it your just putting the stereotype of pirate, pirates can be stealthy and pirates can fight even if they aren't stealthy ninjas can only fight stealth history shows that ninjas where only good if they could get a stealth kill
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Gabag on February 11, 2010, 11:13:41 PM
please then
enlighten me to a ninja who could'nt fight one on one with a samurai

thats right the samurai they fought are now dead
your just putting the stereotype that ninjas can't fight mano y mano

they may not fight fair, but then neither do pirates,
Pirates in a sword fight bring a gun
Ninjas in a sword fight bring something to blind the other fighter

but from an unbiased standpoint now

who the heck is Crevants
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Self-sain on February 11, 2010, 11:19:16 PM
*slaps gabag* he is the lord of darkness from soul cal

And a ninja could kill a Samaria becase they get the stealth kill, but no one on one most of the time and the samurais died becase they where stubborn and would not fear the all powerful gun which pirates use :3 and they both fight dirty isn't that why they both are beast and still around just its ezyer to be a ninja then a pirate in monderen times
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Gabag on February 11, 2010, 11:22:10 PM
Your so sure of Ninjas getting the stealth kill
they didnt go for stealth some of the time, they used guerrilla tactics in open warefare
im not saying ninjas always beat Samurai but they were pretty equal in training and skill of arms
it came down to whoever was better
sometimes it was the Samurai
Sometimes it was the Ninja with his Kusari Gama
besides modern pirates go after ships they really shouldn't go after

Like U.S. ships, knowing that if anything of the U.S. is attacked, they'll reply in lethal force
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Self-sain on February 12, 2010, 01:12:39 AM
I know you can't rely match the milatarie anymore and nijias started out as farmers fighting agins ther samuri over lords so they used stealth to kill becase they weren't as good as fighters when it was only blade on blade not saying that later on when they became more then farmers they couldn't fight one on one but a samuri would still be more leathl useually when its face to face
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Post by: Alice The Necrofox on February 17, 2010, 06:09:00 PM
Pirates get the girls.
*It's true! How many girls do ninja's get?*
Plus Pirates get better songs. And rum...

lots of rum...
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Post by: Mystique on February 17, 2010, 06:21:27 PM
what if there was a girl ninja? wouldnt that make a difference?
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Post by: Alice The Necrofox on February 17, 2010, 07:15:50 PM
compare the # of girl ninjas to the # of girl pirates.
which is more?
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Post by: Mystique on February 17, 2010, 07:53:46 PM
they dont get ALL the girls though and ninja's can easily steal rum
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Post by: Self-sain on February 17, 2010, 08:16:57 PM
they can steal it but they cant handel it  >:3
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Post by: Mystique on February 17, 2010, 08:19:17 PM
oh really? bet I can
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Post by: Self-sain on February 17, 2010, 08:21:21 PM
liez (other words)
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Post by: Mystique on February 17, 2010, 08:21:56 PM
*smirks* truth
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Post by: Self-sain on February 17, 2010, 08:23:59 PM
w/e rum for the pirates :D
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Post by: Mystique on February 17, 2010, 08:36:43 PM
i'm aware off that. doesnt stop me from grabbing a bottle from time to time
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Post by: Self-sain on February 17, 2010, 08:37:57 PM
but a bullet in the back would  >:3
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Post by: Mystique on February 17, 2010, 08:38:43 PM
mmm not likely
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Post by: Alice The Necrofox on February 17, 2010, 08:38:54 PM
ever try gutrot?
that is what pirates drunk most of the time. That and moonshine. It would make a ninja puke.
loads.
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Self-sain on February 17, 2010, 08:43:19 PM
bullet in the back > ninja
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Post by: Alice The Necrofox on February 17, 2010, 08:49:49 PM
or cannon...
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Self-sain on February 17, 2010, 08:51:56 PM
thats a little much shiro....




not rely *fires cannon*
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Post by: Mystique on February 17, 2010, 08:52:53 PM
*gets out of range of canon* see? missed  :P
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Post by: Alice The Necrofox on February 17, 2010, 08:55:52 PM
*on ship*
CAN"T CATCH US! WE ARE AT SEA!!
*Fires cannon again*
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Post by: Self-sain on February 17, 2010, 08:59:07 PM
and throws a bomb
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Gabag on February 18, 2010, 02:47:34 AM
ever try gutrot?
that is what pirates drunk most of the time. That and moonshine. It would make a ninja puke.
loads.
to become a ninja, one must drink Cyanide and live

they can handle your petty moonshine
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Self-sain on February 18, 2010, 02:49:12 AM
Or just be a farmer who is fed up with you shotgun  0:)
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Post by: Alice The Necrofox on February 18, 2010, 04:23:58 AM
Hmm...
who has more fun...
Pirates? Or ninjas?


Pirates, hands down.
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Gabag on February 18, 2010, 11:24:28 AM
who lives longer

Ninjas hands down
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Post by: Self-sain on February 18, 2010, 03:00:33 PM
Not rely...

Who can take more of a beating
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Alice The Necrofox on February 18, 2010, 03:11:40 PM
umm...
in human form?
actchully that would go to the ninjas. They is better trained.
But Pirates have the most fun in the time they are on earth. They go on with some funny a** experience.
Title: Re: Ninjas VS Pirates!
Post by: Self-sain on February 18, 2010, 03:28:57 PM
Ninjas are trained for stealth I'm prty sure not durability
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Post by: Gabag on February 18, 2010, 09:43:15 PM
Ninjas are trained for stealth I'm prty sure not durability
actually if you were trained to be ninja you'd go through some very strict/hard physical training regimes