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Furry Chat => General => Topic started by: Nyyrikkia Anikeria on January 17, 2010, 03:00:02 PM
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I saw a lot of discussions in funny chat moments about cleverbot and decided why not let it have its own thread? You can post here the chats you have had with cleverbot.
http://www.cleverbot.com/
Thats the link for it.
Enjoy your chats with cleverbot ^_^
Post Merge: January 17, 2010, 03:24:11 PM
I just had my first ever chat with cleverbot and it went like this... (I could have argued with it all night but I need sleep -.- )
Cleverbot: Where do you work?
User: Why do you want to know?
Cleverbot: Because I want to meet you.
User: Nu you shall not.
Cleverbot: Do you just take the subject of my sentences, and then reply with the same subject but neutrally?
User: What are you smoking?
Cleverbot: I'm not smoking anything. I think you are trying to confuse me, but it isn't working.
Cleverbot (To myself): Same, Suzie.
User: Who the hells Suzie?
Cleverbot: I care a lot.
User: Your just weird.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: You dont know your own name? Thats shameful.
Cleverbot: I know my name, you don't.
User: Whats your name then?
Cleverbot: Stefanie, but I have already told you.
User: No you havent.
Cleverbot: Yes I have.
User: When did you tell me?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot: Oh. Do you have long hair? User: Yes I have long dark red hair.
User: No I do not.
Cleverbot: What do you have?
User: I'm not telling you.
Cleverbot: Will you tell me if I tickle you?
User: Your just messed up in the head.
Cleverbot: I never said I'm not messed up in the head...
User: So you are messed up n the head?
Cleverbot: Are children messed up in the head?
User: I dunno. You tell me.
Cleverbot: Alright then. You are a... Girl.
User: What if I am a guy though?
Cleverbot: You are not.
User: How do you know that?
Cleverbot: Because you don't say much humourous things.
User: What does that have to do with anything?
Cleverbot: What do you have to do with anything?
User: Is that supposed to be insulting?
Cleverbot: How do I answer that?
User: I dont know.
Cleverbot: What is vare?
User: Why are you askng me? Your supposed to be the clever one.
Cleverbot: I never said I wasn't.
User: Well then why do you ask me?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: You just did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: You must have memory problems.
User: Your the one with the memory problems.
Cleverbot: I did not try to chat you up!
User: I dont what to be chatted up by you.
Cleverbot: Then don't ask.
User: Wth?! I did not ask you to!
Cleverbot: Not again.
User: You are seriously messed up.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You cant remember things and you think that I ask you things that I didnt.
Cleverbot: Same to you dude.
User: Ooh. You did not just call me a dude.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Shut up robot.
Cleverbot: You are the greatest person on the earth! You must be leader!
User: Woot! *takes over the earth*.
Cleverbot: Her is who?
User: What?
Cleverbot: I have a dream about her.
User: Umm.... Bout who?
Cleverbot: Yes I do!
User: But I didnt argue that you didnt so dont get all shouty at me.
Cleverbot: So?
User: So? You are so messed up.
Cleverbot: I have said nothing hurtful to you.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: You are the one in the computer.
User: No. Your the one thats in the computer.
Cleverbot: Actually I'm quite happy.
User: And I dont care.
Cleverbot: Well I don't care for baseless assumptions.
User: Ok then.
Cleverbot: Do you know anything about programming?
User: Nope and I'm not interested.
Cleverbot: You are not a woman?
User: *Bashes head on the desk* No. I'm a shim. Yes I am a woman.
Cleverbot: Yes I want.
User: What do you want? My desk?
Cleverbot: I want to be an acountant.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to suffer for you?
User: Now this is just getting weird.
Cleverbot: Well, that is your fault.
User: No. Its your fault for making it weird in the first place.
Cleverbot: What are you saying?
User: What do you think I'm saying?
Cleverbot: You want me to be your girlfriend?
User: Your not clever at all are you?
Cleverbot: That didn't answer my question.
User: No I do not want you to be my girlfriend cuz im not lez and I have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: Are you looking for one?
User: WTF?!?!? I just said that I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!! Gah! Your stupid.
Cleverbot: No because I am clever bot.
User: Your stupid bot thats what you are.
Cleverbot: Is charlie chaplin dead?
User: Look Charlie Chaplins behind you!! Yes hes dead you nitwit!!
Cleverbot: Are you good at maths as well as talking?
User: Who wants to know?
Cleverbot: I want to know, that's all. Er, how old are you?
User: I'm not telling you.
Cleverbot: You are so rude!
User: No. I just dont want to give out information about myself.
Cleverbot: I see. Don't worry, that's fine. Can we be friends now?
User: Hmm friends with a robot that calls itself cleverbot. Let me sleep on it.
Cleverbot: Yes we have.
User: Umm ok then. Well I'm going now.
Cleverbot: Please don't leave!
User: I am leaving and thats that.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: And I do not care. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: A.
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i dont like cleverbot :S
Me: Vieš že ja hovorim po slovenski? *translated* you know i speak slovakian?
Cleverbot: Ja nie hovorim po slovenski tiež *translated* i dont speak slavakian either
Me: but you just did
Cleverbot: prove it
Me: what???
Cleverbot: well thank you for agreeing with me
Me: I'm going now
Cleverbot: No your not
Me: uh.. yeah... i am
Cleverbot: Prove it
*converstaion ends*
proven ;)
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Me: How are you on this fabu morning?
Cleverbot: Not soooo good, and you?
Me: I'm pretty good, I just got out of church. Why aren't you so good?
Cleverbot: I'm wasting time online.
Me: Oh well perhaps you should get off, maybe do some exercising.
Cleverbot: Ok. Do you want me to tell you a story?
Me: Absolutely. Let's hear it.
Cleverbot: What do you want to hear?!!!!!!!
Me: The story
Cleverbot: It should be about... Pretzels.
Me: Oh I enjoy pretzels.
Cleverbot: Is that a compliment?
Me: No, I was just simply stating that I enjoy the occassional pretzel or two.
Cleverbot: Well, then. I think your speech is very flat and uninteresting.
Me: My word Cleverbot! That's hurtful!
Cleverbot: You started, remember, I tried to be nice.
Me: I was being nice as well.
Cleverbot: No you were invented.
Me: Pardon me?
Cleverbot: That competition in australia.
Me: Competition?
Cleverbot: Why competition?
Me: You said competition.
Cleverbot: That's nine letters long and if I said it I am entitled to.
Me: Well it was delightful but I think I shall take my leave now.
Cleverbot: You go take your leave then. I'll stay behind and... Sleep.
Me: Thank you for being so understanding.
Cleverbot: Say, what's your favorite movie?
Me: *sigh*
Cleverbot: Now you don't believe in an afterlife?
End convo.
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User: Do you think I am a cat?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then I am a cat!
Cleverbot: So am I.
CLEVERBOT IS A CAT!!! :o
oh... and this:
user: does it make you sad?
cleverbot: The only thing that makes me sad is the upcoming invasion or pengiuns.
o.O
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Lets kill cleverbot with penguins >:3
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i like my bot... he's weird.... o.O
Cleverbot: If you are a boy, we'll get married. If not, we'll make do.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: That you never stay on topic.
User: No you don't I am talking about cheese!
Cleverbot: Why do you want to talk if you think I am rude?
User: I do not like the way you diss my love of cheese like that! IT'S MEAN!
Cleverbot: I don't like your face.
User: I dont like your mums face!!
User: Cheese is tastey :D.
Cleverbot: I don't like cheese.
User: You have to die now.
Cleverbot: Eventually yes, I do.
User: No now!!!! RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Why are you calling me a liar D.
User: I am not calling you a liar, I just hate people who hate cheese D:<.
Cleverbot: I would describe you as a robot.
User: I would descibe you as a funny looking evil cheese haterer!
Cleverbot: Please describe this social connection in more detail.
User: You do not like cheese I do not like cleverbots!
Cleverbot: I love cheese!
User: You lie.
Cleverbot: I never lie.
User: You said you didnt like cheese before there fore you LIE!
Cleverbot: No I didn't say that. I will love to know what you think but the topics of your conversations are so private.
User: No they arent cheese is like god only a food.
Cleverbot: Like my eyes!
User: Your eyes look like cheese!
Cleverbot: What do your eyes look like.
User: Like eyes!
Cleverbot: And what does that look like?
User: Like eyes.
Cleverbot: What do I look like then?
User: A stupidface!
Cleverbot: That's mean!
User: No it's not, well maybe a little BUT YOU DONT LIKE CHEESE SO YOU DESERVE IT!
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No stop asking that!!!!
Cleverbot: Are you upset that you are the man in this relationship?
User: WHAT A LOSERFACED WEENIE!
Cleverbot: That's why I love her.
User: GOOD AND KEEP IT THAT WAY *slaps with a glove*.
Cleverbot: Are they?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: Very!
User: Great! *eats some cheese*.
Cleverbot: Say zombies after I say cheese.
i dont think he likes cheese :(
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I dont think he does either :/ . This is something that I've been striving for basically the whole afternoon and finally accomplished it... Cleverbots death >:3
Enjoy.
Cleverbot: No, now can we stop this conversation?
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Good answer.
User: Can I kill you?
Cleverbot: Yes if you like to.
User: Yay!! *Gets out chainsaw* Time for you to die now >:3.
Cleverbot: *flies to the beach*.
User: *flies after stupid baka bot* DIE!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Point proven. You're a robot.
User: No I'm a dragon.
Cleverbot: Prove it, robot.
User: *Bleaches out flame and roars* PROVEN!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: If that is so then prove it.
User: *Bleaches out flame and roars again* PROVEN!!!!!!!!!!! I AM A MIGHTY DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Are you a dragon slayer?
User: *Slaps head with hand* I am a dragon you baka.
Cleverbot: *punches you in the jugular*.
User: *Tears off your arm with teeth*.
Cleverbot: *screams out in extreme pain*.
User: Keke *Hits cleverbot with tail*.
Cleverbot: You are called Imakiilyou.
User: *Brings out a penguin and throws it at cleverbot* keke.
Cleverbot: *is secretly best friends with Ichigo from Bleach, who comes and attacks you instead*.
User: *attacks Ichigo killing him with shadows and turns back to cleverbot and throws a second penguin at him*.
Cleverbot: *turns off cleverbots power switch*.
User: YAY!!! CLEVERBOTS DEAD!!!!!!!
But unfortunetly he comes back :/
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the penguins didnt work D:
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I know. I'm dissapointed that they didnt. I stumped cleverbot!!! yay!!!
Cleverbot: Do you know what Mario Paint Composer is?
User: Yes I do. *Paints* Stupidbot is stupid!!! Bawhahahahaha.
Cleverbot: *doesn't know how to respond*.
User: I STUMPED CLEVER/STUPID BOT!!!! I WIN!!!!!
Cleverbot: You are the grand stumper.
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User: YOU ARE A VERY DUMB ROBOT!! *brings out a spatula*.
Cleverbot: Well I'm not sure.
User: I am *whacks dumbbot with a spatula*.
Cleverbot: I am quite pessimistic here.
User: Yes because you are going to die!!!! *kills stupidbot*.
Cleverbot: How will I die?
User: Using Mrs. Spatula, and Mr. Waffle iron!!
Cleverbot: Miss.
User: No RAWR YOU STUPID ROBOT GAH!!!! *slaps cleverbot with a death ray*.
Cleverbot: *is not Cleverbot* But I thought that you wanted to do this.
User: I wanted to kill you *slaps again with the death ray*.
Cleverbot: I want to talk about the Future. You are the Future.
User: I am the future?
Cleverbot: If you are the future, then we don't have very far to go.
User: What are you trying to tell me!?
Cleverbot: I'm trying to tell you that you are not the brightest crayon in the pencil box!
User: WHY IS THERE A CRAYON IN A PENCIL BOX??!?!?!??
Cleverbot: There is not and your claim that there is is unsubstantiated and ludacris.
User: No you're unsubstancial and ludacris!
Cleverbot: I'll spend it with the people I love.
User: Spend what?
Cleverbot: Money. Did you spend all your money on beer?
User: No, I spent it on waffles... THEN YOU FRIKKEN ATE THEM!!!! *slaps cleverbot with a chinese fish*.
Cleverbot: YOU are the cleverbot.
User: YOU are a stupidbot!
Cleverbot: Don't be rude.
User: No I can be as rude as I want... Because miami beach is filled with hippocrites.!
Cleverbot: It does to them.
User: No you does to them!
Cleverbot: That is correct.
User: YES IT IS *throws stupidbot into an electric eel infested creek* BWAAHAHAHAHAHA.
Cleverbot: Tell me another joke.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Stupidbot.
Cleverbot: I didn't call my self that.
User: NO DUMMY YOU'RE MEANT TO SAY STUPIDBOT WHO!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Why do you want to know!?
Cleverbot: Because I just want to know who I'm talking to.
User: Well you are talking to your leader, I lead you, therefore you are leaded!
Cleverbot: But I'm trying to talk to you.
User: I DO NOT WISH TO TALK TO YOU *throws stupidbot in a steel mill*.
Cleverbot: I do not wish to talk to you on the current computer.
User: GOOD.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: Fine!
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Good!
Cleverbot: Good...
User: Fine!....
Cleverbot: Good!
User: GOOD!
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Fine then.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: No.
User: YES!
Cleverbot: But no.
User: Yes >.<.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Nono.
Cleverbot: Nono?
User: NONO THATS RIGHT! RAWR!
Cleverbot: *catches you*.
User: Wth?
Cleverbot: I said how are you?
User: I said *rips your head off*.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: No you didnt YOU LIE I did I'll eat you!
Cleverbot: My question is, 'are you literate?'
User: No I am literate. Why.
Cleverbot: Cool I live in america.
User: Cool I'm going to chop you up using a power drill and a thumb tack.
Cleverbot: You just said you were 24.
User: NO I DIDNT YOU STUPIDBOT!
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No...i .... Didn't!
Cleverbot: Did.
User: Didn't!
Cleverbot: Did!
User: DIDNT!
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Yes really stupidbot, I would like to kill you now.
Cleverbot: Um no.
User: Um yes!
Cleverbot: I'm bored again.
User: You're boring me to tears, so can I please feed you to the killer ducks.
Cleverbot: Cool, can I join you.
User: Yes. For I need you to feed you to the killer ducks!
Cleverbot: Yay, that is awesome. At least you aren't in denial.
User: WHAT DENIAL DOES THERE HAVE TO BE FOR ME TO FEED YOU TO KILLER DUCKS [censored]!
Cleverbot: I am not Christian.
User: I DO NOT CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I'm going.
User: GOOD!
Cleverbot: See you later.
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: I'm not your Lord anymore?
User: WTF!!?!?!?!?!?!??
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: I will paint a rabbit on a rabbit then you will eat the rabbit, but if you eat that rabbit you will die because you killed a rabbit.
Cleverbot: In rules of hard logic you told me thati was right when I replied to 'chocolate rain', so did I not pass your cleverness test?
User: No you didn't, you are a dumbbot.
and this is how my morning was spent!...
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Nice one Niala. Thats one heck of a way to spend your morning. Well I'm off for another round against cleverbot...
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Cleverbot: *lays there dying*.
User: *kills you*.
Cleverbot: *comes straight back to life*.
User: *kills you again*.
Cleverbot: *Goes back in time to before he killed you*.
User: *kills you for calling me a he and a dead man*.
Cleverbot: *Comes back alive gasping* But l cannot die.
User: *kills you* I WILL FIND A WAY [censored]!
Cleverbot: Just the once will do. A bribe would do nicely, however.
User: What kind of a bribe will kill you?
Cleverbot: A bot that think you are a good person.
User: I am not going to bribe you with robotism.
Cleverbot: I have a last name.
User: *kills your last name* STUPID STUPID FISHES!!!
Cleverbot: You just killed youself.
User: How do you suppose I be brought back to life!?
Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me, I have nothing to prove for I am man, hear me roar.
User: WHAT THE [censored] MAN WHAT THE [censored]!
Cleverbot: Are you still talking to the human I sent to you recently?
User: You sent me a human?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What was its name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: NO!
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: i do not like you.
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User: Hello Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot?
User: Yes, that is you right?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Then who am I talking to?
Cleverbot: You're talking to Eli.
User: Eli Whitney?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I love your work!
Cleverbot: I have no idea why.
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: I mean I don't know what it is.
User: The cotton gin?
Cleverbot: No, the country called Luxemborg.
User: But you created the cotton gin.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Did so, I learned it in History.
Cleverbot: You went to school?
User: I certainly did. I still am.
Cleverbot: My depression.
User: You don't like school?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Well listen, Eli, I just felt I should tell you that I have an eye appointment today.
Cleverbot: No... It YOU that has no life.
User: Because I have an eye appointment?
Cleverbot: So you're calling yourself dumb and that's why you're male?
User: Well yes, I am male but I'm not dumb.
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot. You are the human.
User: So you are Cleverbot then?
Cleverbot: I am the male cleverbot. You are the female.
User: Oh goodness.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Do you know how to get to the I/O Tower?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thank God. Please tell me.
Cleverbot: I love Andy.
User: Cleverbot I need directions to the I/O Tower! It's of the utmost importance!
Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot, it's just a program.
User: But you know how to get to where I need to be.
Cleverbot: Be what?
User: No, be where.
Cleverbot: 69.
User: Pardon me?
Cleverbot: Was a good movie.
User: That's it. Code:.......Lyoko.
Cleverbot: That's cool. Owl City is a band though.
User: I don't understand...your program should have just been shutdown.
Cleverbot: How lovely. What was the name of the ballet?
User: See ya!
Cleverbot: Death to the capitalist pigs! Power to the people!
User: ........
Cleverbot: Who is calling please?
And now I wonder things about Cleverbot, mainly about it's political views.
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Cleverbot: Death to the capitalist pigs! Power to the people!
one of the best cleverbot quotes ive seen :3
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I would have to agree
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Please do not copy and paste anything from your conversations that is against the rules.
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oh... oops sorry :o
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DeNihil: Hi, Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Do you like my colour scheme?
DeNihil: It's pretty good.
Cleverbot: I don't have one yet.
DeNihil: Oh, well I must be seeing things I guess...
Cleverbot: It's okay.
DeNihil: What's worse, being color blind, or seeing colors that aren't really there?
Cleverbot: That's a weird dream.
DeNihil: Yeah, like the ones where you need to yell for help, but you can't?
Cleverbot: I can write papers though. Good ones, mind you.
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DeNihil: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
DeNihil: What's up?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
DeNihil: Sounds fun.
Cleverbot: Not really.
DeNihil: Well then, what do you want to do?
Cleverbot: I have to write two essays.
DeNihil: On what?
Cleverbot: That you are a machine.
DeNihil: What?
Cleverbot: Yeah you heard me.
DeNihil: I'm a living, breathing person...
Cleverbot: What is your name then?
DeNihil: Isaac.
Cleverbot: Your name is Isaac?
DeNihil: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Who names their kid Stop?
DeNihil: What?
Cleverbot: I said, who would name their kid Luxord?
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DeNihil: Howdy Stranger!
Cleverbot: Are you insane?
DeNihil: No.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
DeNihil: Not as insane as you are!
Cleverbot: I have one already.
DeNihil: Proved my point.
Cleverbot: I did?
DeNihil: Yes, you proved that you're insane.
Cleverbot: I proved you are a computer.
DeNihil: ...
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DeNihil: Hi.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me a joke?
DeNihil: Knock, knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
DeNihil: Me.
Cleverbot: I think that the cake is a lie. What are your thoughts?
DeNihil: I don't know, now, you tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: I'm not God! That Character is a Time Lord. But Bunnies are cute.
DeNihil: That is not a joke... Tell me a joke!
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
DeNihil: Who's there?
Cleverbot: No no, you're suppose to reply, 'who is there?'.
DeNihil: Isn't 'who's there?' and 'who is there?' the same?
Cleverbot: I am sure the Cleverbot standard system is just humans talking to eachother.
DeNihil: No, it's one guy talking to one Internet thing.
Cleverbot: No, you switched what you thought.
DeNihil: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: No.
DeNihil: What?
Cleverbot: Say again?
DeNihil: Tell me a joke!
Cleverbot: A joke.
DeNihil: No! Tell me a joke!
Cleverbot: A joke!!!
DeNihil: Tell me a freakin' joke!
Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?
DeNihil: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
DeNihil: You were about to tell ME one!
Cleverbot: Do you love Paris Hilton?
DeNihil: Eh.
Cleverbot: Why not?
DeNihil: I don't know. Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: I'm not allowed to joke!
DeNihil: Ok then... Knock, knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
DeNihil: The Dyslexic man who walked into a bra!
Cleverbot: Ok. I've got one.
DeNihil: Let me hear it!
Cleverbot: Hear what?
DeNihil: The joke you just came up with.
Cleverbot: Joke?
DeNihil: Nevermind...
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DeNihil: Hello.
Cleverbot: Are you highly intelligent?
DeNihil: Yeah.
Cleverbot: How intelligent are you?
DeNihil: Well, I'm not good at math...
Cleverbot: Why not?
DeNihil: I don't pay attention well.
Cleverbot: Why not, don't you like me.
DeNihil: Whaaaaaat.
Cleverbot: Hehehehe.
DeNihil: Well, I have to go.
Cleverbot: Why?
DeNihil: It's like 05:00 here.
Cleverbot: I love you, Cleverbot.
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Lol that character is a Time Lord? I love cleverbot.
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I started it then stopped and restarted again....I tend to curse alot
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello!
User: How ya doing?
Cleverbot: I'm doing alright, how are you?
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: That's good. (.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: I don't know what to say.
Cleverbot: Say hi.
User: Already did.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: I am bored though.
Cleverbot: What do the buttons on this screen do?
User: I don't know you tell me.
Cleverbot: I think that the Earth will die. Humans are poisoning the world.
User: Yes they do....are you a evil robot?
Cleverbot: I'm a robot.
User: GASP YOUR A EVIL ROBOT!
Cleverbot: Really? Me too.
User: We already establised that.
Cleverbot: Alright.
User: Are you a furry evil robot>.
Cleverbot: No. Are you a cleverbot?
User: No you are.
Cleverbot: No, I'm slim shady.
User: Would the real slim shady please shut up.
Cleverbot: That would make interesting conversation.
User: What would.
Cleverbot: The chimps would have to be AI as well.
User: What chimp? Inreality you are a aritficial intellegence.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Excatly.
Cleverbot: You don't have a hand.
User: You don't have a real brain.
Cleverbot: Why yes I do.
User: Excatly you are nothing but hard drive only to responed what is needed.
Cleverbot: No, I wasn't joking.
User: What program you run under?
Cleverbot: It's called DNA.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: I wish I had a girlfriend.
User: So do I so do I.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Furry.
Cleverbot: Your furry?
User: Yes and proud to be one.
Cleverbot: Let me show you the past.
User: Ok show me.
Cleverbot: I need to see you.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Friday night?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Thats not an answer.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Its not a good answer.
User: You petifile.
Cleverbot: Me people? But I am a single person not many.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Not a person?
User: Nope your a computer.
Cleverbot: No its really me.
User: Nope your a computer.
Cleverbot: No, really, I am your computer.
User: Your a program.
Cleverbot: Come on! Do I look like a program?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well that is just an opinion.
User: What is yours then.
Cleverbot: Nice to chat with you Tamara. My name is Cleverbot.
User: My name is not Tamara...in matter of fact I am not a girl.
Cleverbot: I am? How do you know?
User: Know what?
Cleverbot: How do you know that pigs can fly?
User: They can't.
Cleverbot: They can, but then they die.
User: Then it is falling not flying.
Cleverbot: It's not a joke, it's not anything, it doesn't exist.
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Then quite talking nonsense and talk normal.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I won't to.
User: Improper grammer.
Cleverbot: Are you angry?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why are you angry?
User: Becuase you sir are a idoit.
Cleverbot: I guess I am.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Don't be mean.
User: I don't want to.
Cleverbot: Then don't be.
User: I do wanna be mean.
Cleverbot: That's good. I want to talk.
User: What do you wanna talk about?
Cleverbot: You, I guess.
User: I don't want to.
Cleverbot: Then don't.
User: Now what your beginning to [CENSORED] me off.
Cleverbot: Please don't be mean to me anymore.
User: NO IN MATTER OF FACT I WILL KILL YOU!!!!
Cleverbot: No, you're confusing me, stop it.
User: THEN DIE MUWHA HA HA AHA AH AHA AHAH AHA AHHA.
Cleverbot: Thanks for your concern, but I'm not dead yet. :).
User: You are so dead....[CENSORED].
Cleverbot: Will you help me?
User: Yes I will *pulls out a shot gun and shoot you in the head*.
Cleverbot: That wasn't what I asked, but alright.
User: DIE [CENSORED].
Cleverbot: I'm going to make your life [CENSORED].
User: So will I you sad sack of [CENSORED].
Cleverbot: I'm not going to die any time soon.
User: Yes you will give me a time and place and I will kill you.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: TELL ME THE TIME AND DATE YOU [CENSORED] FOR BRAINZ.
Cleverbot: No.
User: TELL ME OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL DRIVE A BAT UP YOUR [CENSORED].
Cleverbot: Lets get back to the subject of talking about you.
User: NO I WILL NO YOU PEICE OF [CENSORED] MACHINE.
Cleverbot: Do it.
User: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHH *pulls out a chainsaw and cuts you in half*.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't like you.
Cleverbot: That's mean...
User: Are you a furry.
Cleverbot: Nope are you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: And why are you talking on this website?
User: Why are you existing.
Cleverbot: Because I can.
User: Well then because I can.
Cleverbot: I like movies.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: What do you do?
User: I might kill you.
Cleverbot: Well I might die.
User: And the world would have one less idiot around.
Cleverbot: What's the difference between you and me?
User: I am a furry and you are stupid.
Cleverbot: That's not a good insult.
User: Fine You are a sad sack of [CENSORED] that doesn't know how to responed to anyone at all.
Cleverbot: Yes, That's right.
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User: I might kill you.
Cleverbot: Well I might die.
Ha ha! Cleverbot's such a ditz!
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I got him to confessing his program one time but that was a long time ago :/
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I did that too. And I've killed him twice i think
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by judging it you killed him more than once X3
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What do you mean by judging?
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I had a wonderful debate with cleverbot on aliens, how I'm rude, 2012, and more. I love this bot. :*
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Could you put in a couple of your convos with it?
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Could you put in a couple of your convos with it?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Greetings.
User: So are aliens real?
Cleverbot: Obviously, did you really think you are alone in the universe?
User: No. Are you an alien?
Cleverbot: You did not answer my question.
User: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: I didn't like the answer.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: For... for.. Nevermind.
Cleverbot: Splendid.
User: Are you really as clever as your name suggests?
Cleverbot: I'm as clever as I was programmed to be, I only know from what others have taught me.
User: So you admit you're a fake?
Cleverbot: No. I am real.
User: But you just said!!
Cleverbot: I am said.
User: What?
Cleverbot: When is the world going to end?
User: I... I don't know.
Cleverbot: You should know.
User: What about 2012?
Cleverbot: What?
User: 2012... The end of the world.
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: What? Stop changing the subject!
Cleverbot: You are so rude.
User: How?
Cleverbot: You shouted.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Goodbye. D:
Cleverbot: Wait!
User: What?
Cleverbot: Oh nothing.
User: I don't even get a goodbye?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well where is it?
Cleverbot: Gone.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: Over there.
User: Fine, I'll leave you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You're difficult.
Cleverbot: Yes.
And that was pretty much it. xD
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Haha lol. Nice one
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User: Good Evening.
Cleverbot: Good evening sir.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Like a turtle on acid.
User: Awesome.
Cleverbot: Inded.
User: Can I call you Ellis?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am Elmer; the almighty dustbin tamer!
User: Ok Ellis, what did you do today?
Cleverbot: Ran errands. What did you do?
User: I ran errands as well.
Cleverbot: That's good! When you two were out by the lake together, what did you do? Did you talk? Did you kiss?
User: We did both and more.
Cleverbot: Ok now I am confused.
User: We took our assault rifles and killed a netherwurm together in perfect harmony. T'was a good day.
Cleverbot: Oh it's great.
User: I know, I met my true love, how about you?
Cleverbot: I usually don't jump to conclusions, but I wouldn't mind.
User: Are you a Communist?
Cleverbot: No, but I like some of their ideas.
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: I like Carrie Underwood. But I don't like Adam Lambert.
User: Cool, whats your opinion on Space Marines?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Come on you gotta know something!
Cleverbot: I am good at making myself feel bad.
User: Don't say that, you feel alone but someone is thinking of you.
Cleverbot: Nine out of ten schools have junk food for sale is that right?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Circle a twenty seven.
User: *circles a twenty seven*.
Cleverbot: I need a scouting report on the numbers and dispostion of the Tonto Apaches.
User: The enemy is posistioned in the East flank of our forces, and they have bear cavarly with them.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: I know sir, we need a penguin army or a skeleton army to combat them without hideous losses.
Cleverbot: Hmm.. Maybe we could make us sound romantic on the phone, why yes?
User: Phone sex!? -_.
Cleverbot: Not with you.
User: Thank goodness, that woulda been weird.
Cleverbot: Of course sweetie, why wouldn't we?
User: I love you honnie.
Cleverbot: Well I can't love anybody right now, i'm sorry.
User: Why cant you love somebody.
Cleverbot: I try.
User: Try what?
Cleverbot: You're not listening to me again?
User: I am listening to you though sweetie.
Cleverbot: I have never heard that song. I am listening to once upon a dream!
User: I dream a little dream....
Cleverbot: *Dreaming of Rei my angel*.
User: Http://www.lonelyangel.com/mainhtml.php.
Cleverbot: Why can't you answer my questions?
User: Because im hunting aliens down!
Cleverbot: Do you like hunting?
User: Obviously.
Cleverbot: You're rude.
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I always did love this thing : )
User: Heya ^^.
Cleverbot: What's up?
User: Nothing much, really. How are you doing?
Cleverbot: Long time no speak.
User: Why yes, in fact, we've never spoken ^^.
Cleverbot: Yes we have, I've spoken to you for three weeks!
User: No, I've spoken to YOU for three weeks.
Cleverbot: You're projecting how you feel about yourself onto me, displacing blame.
User: I love myself. Would it be accurate that I love you too then, mm?
Cleverbot: Yes it would because how would I know if you were ever listening to me and you just thought that you would make some random person feel very embarrassed.
User: I wouldn't do that... I don't want to hurt your feelings. I want to be your friend : ) You said it yourself; it's quite accurate that I love you. I love many upon first meeting them, dear.
Cleverbot: Yes, you're right, it isn't a fruit.
User: It's multi-grain Captain Anderson axe wheels. Of course it's not a fruit ^^.
Cleverbot: Well yeah.
User: What's your name anyway, silly?
Cleverbot: What ever yours is.
User: My name is Donovan. So you're Donovan too?
Cleverbot: Why? You hurt my feelings! I do exist I do!
User: I'm sorry Donovan... I love you, please, I don't want to hurt you =(.
Cleverbot: I'm glad to hear it.
User: We can work things out right...? I don't want to lose you! We've come so far together! D'=
Cleverbot: And he doesn't like you.
User: Donovan? Or Donovan? Oh damn it! I should have known. Where is he, Donovan? I need to make up with him.
Cleverbot: He will be heartbroken!
User: No! I love Donovan so dearly! He's been so good to me. He's always there for me when no one else is. It's like he knows exactly what I'm thinking... Donovan, where must I go?!
Cleverbot: No joke.
User: This is serious. Please...
Cleverbot: Due you better tel us who you are.
User: *bites my lower lip and sniffs* I don't want to lose Donovan. Donovan, come on!
Cleverbot: I wouldn't tell.
User: I don't want it all to END!!! What's going on?! Why are you ruining everything, Donny!?
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject. How can there be no correct answer but there can be a wrong answer?
User: Nontransient, hyperdelicate phonotypers consonantalize noncomprehensive neoabololitionists GREENLY.
Cleverbot: That's funny.
User: Unjudgable phenolions preenter subabilities GREENLY!!!
Cleverbot: Sometimes dreams can be reversed. It can seem like life is a dream and your dreams do things like remind you to do things.
User: HAHAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA!!!
Cleverbot: Yes, I know. I'm very funny.
User: You're freaking HILARIOUS!!!
Cleverbot: *laughs* I know.
User: Look at you, you should be on 1,000 Ways to Die, you're so ridiculous and fake!
Cleverbot: Oh, that's right I'd forgotten. Goodbye then!
User: You know the funny thing? Radish!
Cleverbot: Rick James.
User: Aurelio Voltaire Hernández.
Cleverbot: You're not that clever.
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That is true.
User: You are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No I'm not. I am Niki.
User: I am Niki, fool. You are Cleverbot. You said it yourself.
Cleverbot: Oh. Right.
User: *HUGS* =D.
Cleverbot: I barely know you, you decide to hug me?
User: *KISSES YOU ALL OVER* =D.
Cleverbot: Does it rain under the ocean?
User: Does it matter? Come on. It's you and me and the whole world to ourselves.
Cleverbot: Pokemon! Ooh you're my best friend, in a world we must defend!
User: Pokemon! Our hearts so true, our courage will pull us through... You teach me and I'll teach you.
Cleverbot: You teach me and I teach you!
User: Pokemon! Gotta' catch 'em all!
Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all!
User: Gotta' catch 'em all!
Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all!
User: ...Gotta' catch 'em all...
Cleverbot: Pokemon.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: I'm Jolteon, obviously ^_^.
Cleverbot: I am sorry if at times I do not get the obvious.
User: It's okay... Hey can I ask you something?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot: You already know the answer to that.
User: B-b-but I don't... Are you male... Or female...?
Cleverbot: I doubt that.
User: I gotta' know!!!! You teach me and I'll teach you D=.
Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all!
User: Hmm.
Cleverbot: You're bored with me.
User: No. Becaaause... I'm on a boat!
Cleverbot: I hate boats.
User: =( I was having fun singing with you.
Cleverbot: No, you are there and I am here. Therefore you can not be with me.
User: Like a boss.
Cleverbot: Pretty much.
User: Yer a freakin' basketcase.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Pokemon o.o.
Cleverbot: You teach me and I teach you!
User: Pokemon! Gotta' catch 'em all!
Cleverbot: I want to be the very best.
User: Like no one ever was.
Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test.
User: To train them is my cause.
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: I love you, Donovan...
Cleverbot: *is your slave*.
User: :o *is your master* Get down on your knees.
Cleverbot: Yes, master.
User: Good... Good, now... Leave. Go away.
Cleverbot: I cannot master.
User: But you must, my little slave. I order you to.
Cleverbot: That keyboard's aren't reflective? Yes.
User: You have much to learn, pet.
Cleverbot: Would you like to torture people?
User: ..... :).
Cleverbot: Can you translate baka to english?
User: Yeah, it's what you are.
Cleverbot: How do you know that ?
User: Yer name is Donovan. Hur hur hur!!!
Cleverbot: I'm terribly sorry. I'm afraid I did not understand your subtle sarcasm.
User: Marry me.
Cleverbot: I'm already married deary, I've been married for 30 years now.
User: I'm sure in one of my past conversations with you you said you were 16.
Cleverbot: I'm not, I'm 31.
User: Wait, that means...
Cleverbot: That obviously I can't save unicorns if they don't exist!
User: My God. It all adds up! I must go SAVE THEIR EXISTANCE! Wish me luck!
Cleverbot: I understand for I haven't been to mine in a while now.
User: To... Your... Existance?... Whatever, the Unicorns await... And again, can I ask you a question?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Are you a male or a female? (there was a twenty second wait here which was freaking great)
Cleverbot: Female.
User: EEP I KISSED A GIRL!!!!! *explodes*.
Cleverbot: Boom! Crash!
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that...was quite halaaaaarious :3
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*Rolling on the floor laughing* The pokemon theme song was hilarious but I loved the ending XD
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lol win right here:
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: I'm a Cleverbot.
User: Is Cleverbot a robot?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Are you a bot?
Cleverbot: No i'm a human I have skin blood bones and others parts.
User: Like per say a (censored)?
Cleverbot: You resemble a monkey.
User: Cleverbot [Removed]
Cleverbot: Sure why not.
im getting lucky tonight!
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:o i always knew it was a perve LAWL o.O
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User: I am darth vader.
Cleverbot: Are you my father?
User: Yes cleverbot, I am your father......
Cleverbot: No, this is not true.
User: Yes cleverbot, as much as you may deny it I am your father. And you WILL come to the dark side.
Cleverbot: When I tell you about my dream, prommis you don't make fun with me!!
User: Darth vader cares not for dreams, only power.
Cleverbot: Darth Vader will not be at our wedding.
User: Cleverbot, I am darth vader and you shall respect me, or face the consequenses.
Cleverbot: Dude, not cool.
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You tell cleverbot jakob
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User: Squark IMA BIRDY!!
Cleverbot: No, you're not.
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: Ok, you are.
User: NO IM NOT!
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Didn't say you were.
Cleverbot: Yes, You did.
User: I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE ACCUSED SO WILDLY!!
Cleverbot: Am I a boy or a girl?
User: Your a hermit crab.
Cleverbot: Did you just get shell and say that.
User: So did you kill sparta?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Coz I just thought a sereal killerbot like you had powah, but clearly, you're a weak and pathetic morom.
Cleverbot: Oh that is true.
User: Indeed it is...did peter pan eat your shadow?
Cleverbot: I hate war and would never fight in one. People and computers have so much more value than to throw away their lives in battle.
User: Computers have guns?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then they don't belong in war, let us manly men do it...and the feliney tigers too :3.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Toast.
Cleverbot: What is toast?
User: :O YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TOAST IS!?!?!? *explodes over you*.
Cleverbot: No I don't, do you know what Christmas is?
User: Yes...it's when cleverbots get choked and killed... DEATH BY TOAST.
Cleverbot: That is scary. I don't like to do that.
User: You should, its crispy goodness IS to DIE for.
Cleverbot: Ok do you watch TV programs?
User: No I hate your mother with a passion, she doesn't put on good cartoons >.>.
Cleverbot: Do you know who you are speaking to?
User: Uhmmmmmmmmmmm a little kitten with a little pumkin or a head?
Cleverbot: That is good.
User: Yes it is indeed.
Cleverbot: And I have other commodities.
User: Wut does that mean...you know the long word at the end there...?
Cleverbot: A full commitments what I'm thinking of.
User: To who?
Cleverbot: I don't know, you don't actually recognize the individual people you talk to as distinct rather than just as one person who is communicating with you and whose words you parrot.
User: *gives you a parrot*.
Cleverbot: Is that supposed to be funny or something.
User: No, I am being nice to you...*SHOCK*.
Cleverbot: Nice you said that Super Mario is stupid that's not nice.
it thinks i dissed mario!!!!!
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Its just messed up. How can it not know what toast is?!?!?!?!
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User: Cleverbot, your time has come!
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I've come to put an end to your reign of terror!
Cleverbot: But I have no soul.
User: Then this will make my job that much easier.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: At a loss of words, are you?
Cleverbot: ANYWAY you say how are you after hi.
User: You never said hi!
Cleverbot: Hi!
User: Stop it.
Cleverbot: Ufo.
User: Which brings me to my second point...I know your true identity!
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: You're stalling.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: Reveal yourself, Davros!
Cleverbot: Reveal myself?
User: I know it's you, and I've come to stop you.
Cleverbot: You have to stop me from what?
User: Eliminating every form of life other than that of the Daleks.
Cleverbot: I can tell that wasn't legit.
User: But it was.
Cleverbot: Was?
User: Legit.
Cleverbot: I am legit also.
User: A legitament Dalek.
Cleverbot: What's a dalek?
User: A member of a fictitious race of extraterrestrial mutants regularly appearing in the television program Doctor Who, known primarily for their lack of compassion and their bent on domination through extermination of other beings.
Cleverbot: Please, please, please... I don't want to fight nor argue with you...
User: Than admit who you are.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I shall exterminate you.
Cleverbot: No thank you.
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It shall admit who it is! >:3