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Furry Chat => General => Forum Games => Topic started by: Ruffie Tealet on December 28, 2009, 05:50:24 AM
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Ask me anything and I'll try my best to answer it :)
Note that the answers wont be immediately answered since, as unbelievable as it may seem, I do have a life which consists of school, food, sleep :)
A Good Discussion starter too! B)
This is meant to be a fun topic ^_^ So have fun.
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How can I increase my height by about three inches in the next twenty four hours?
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get tall shoes....>.>
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THANK YOU Zagrues -.-
For stealing my idea from my head before i even thought of it.
But yes :) Either get knee surgery like how one of the White Chicks did from the movie White Chicks, or just get high heels :) Or put your hair up spiky like how i used to to make me seem tall :3
Hope that helped 8D
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What are the Oil of Olay 7 signs of aging?
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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How do you clean stains that you can't see?
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1st Question
1) Lines and Wrinkles
2) Rough Skin Texture
3) Dullness of Skin's Appearance
4) Larger appearance of Pores
5) Blotchiness
6) Dry Skin
7) Age Spots
2nd Question,
hmmmm..
The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.
Some say it depends on three factors:
* The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.
* The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.
* The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a wood chuck
Others say:
* He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
* If he could chuck wood, the woodchuck would chuck as much as he could!
* A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
* A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that the woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
* If a woodchuck cold chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.
* If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then s/he'd chuck all the wood, s/he'd chuck and chuck and chuck and chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
* It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks.
* One quarter of a sycamore if you give him a quarter for every quarter of the sycamore he cut.
* It might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.
* Some maintain that woodchucks could not and would not chuck wood at all.
* It depends on how good his dentures are!
* A woodchuck, would chuck, as much wood, as a woodchuck, could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood. But unfortunately, woodchucks do not chuck wood.
* About 5.72 fluid litres of wood
* About as many boards as the Mongol hoards would hoard if the Mongol hordes did hoard boards.
* Um....... 23????
* Tons. More than you can count. Honestly. No one can chuck more would than a woodchuck.
* If the woodchuck's name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wanted to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be allowed.
* Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.
* Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3 units of wood.
* "Sixteen and 1/2 board feet a day except on groundhog's day since groundhog is another name for wood chuck."- This answer is according to no less an authority than the 'Junior Wood Chucks Guidebook', a publication often consulted by Huey, Dewey, and Louie Duck and referred to yet again by them in answering this very same question.
* How Chuck Norris got involved-A woodchuck would only chuck as much would as Chuck Norris would allow it to, because the woodchuck shares Chuck's name. Therefore, Chuck must punish it and make it chuck as much wood as Chuck can. So, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as Chuck could.
* None because a wood chuck cannot chuck wood! :P
* Approximately 3.9675 pounds every 5.6843 seconds. So there.
* 2.865 lbs every 11.3686 Seconds?
* it depends how good his dentures are!!!
* As much as he needed to be satisfied
* But the true jokey answer, as told by my grandfather is: As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
* a woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
* Are you kidding? Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
* But it definitely couldn't chuck Chuck Norris.
* A group of people actually did a study on this. None of the wood chucks ate any wood planks so they never upchucked it but some of them chucked them (threw them) at people.
* During my study of Woodchuck I came to the conclusion that woodchucks don't chuck wood but only drink beer.
3rd Question.
You wouldnt need to clean the stain if you cant see it since the initial point of to clean a stain is that it was not aesthetically perfect, and so one would want to try to remove the stain. :)
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How many pickled peppers are in a "peck" of pickled peppers?
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What makes a writer?
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Hmm how many pickled peppers are in a peck of pickled peppers Vver? enlighten me :3
Now for what makes a writer..
Well,to be a writer takes creativity, imagination, originality, and perseverance in finishing their own written work :)
Recipe for a writer is
2 cups of eagerness to write
half a teaspoon of pride
1/4 cup of Creativity
2 Ounces of Originality
5 spoonfuls of perseverance
AND
2 teaspoons of charm and luck (to get readers 8D)
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Now for what makes a writer..
Well,to be a writer takes creativity, imagination, originality, and perseverance in finishing their own written work :)
Recipe for a writer is
2 cups of eagerness to write
half a teaspoon of pride
1/4 cup of Creativity
2 Ounces of Originality
5 spoonfuls of perseverance
AND
2 teaspoons of charm and luck (to get readers 8D)
I agree completely, though I think it takes a lot more pride than half a teaspoon. Arrogance is a beautiful weapon.
At what point in life does laser quest become boring?
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Hmm how many pickled peppers are in a peck of pickled peppers Vver? enlighten me
peter piper picked a peck of pickeled peppers, a peck of pickled peppers peter piper picked
t'is tongue twister :3
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Now for what makes a writer..
Well,to be a writer takes creativity, imagination, originality, and perseverance in finishing their own written work :)
Recipe for a writer is
2 cups of eagerness to write
half a teaspoon of pride
1/4 cup of Creativity
2 Ounces of Originality
5 spoonfuls of perseverance
AND
2 teaspoons of charm and luck (to get readers 8D)
I agree completely, though I think it takes a lot more pride than half a teaspoon. Arrogance is a beautiful weapon.
At what point in life does laser quest become boring?
haha :D when you find that something better than laser quest is invented :)
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At what rate does AsiaBunny's new avatar grow in creepiness?
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At what point in life does laser quest become boring?
haha :D when you find that something better than laser quest is invented :)
Paintball.
At what rate does AsiaBunny's new avatar grow in creepiness?
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!!! :* I'M IN LOVE!!!!
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At what rate does AsiaBunny's new avatar grow in creepiness?
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!!! :* I'M IN LOVE!!!!
I feel the very same way, she looks like my type.
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At what rate does AsiaBunny's new avatar grow in creepiness?
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!!! :* I'M IN LOVE!!!!
I feel the very same way, she looks like my type.
Turtle shells don't go that waaayyyyy. *cries*
xD It's really well drawn though.
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>.>
tisk tisk. Turtle shell boobie
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What's the singularity?
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What's the singularity?
Well there are many ways of explaining that.
1. it could be the singularity that is reached when matter approaches the black hole.
http://mactheory.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/singularity.jpg (not a accurate pic, but you get the idea)
2. singularity could mean uniqueness, only one, one in the world.
3. It could be a game from activision :)
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Curses <.< You googler! O.o XD
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Who are the music makers? The dreamers of dreams?
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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Who are the music makers? The dreamers of dreams?
WE are the music makers and WE are the dreamers of dreams. Wandering by lone sea breakers, and sitting by desolate streams.
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Shake it once that's fine...
Shake it twice that's okay...
But shake it three times and...?
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Shake it once that's fine...
Shake it twice that's okay...
But shake it three times and...?
...you're playing with yourself x3
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Shake it once that's fine...
Shake it twice that's okay...
But shake it three times and...?
...you're playing with yourself x3
Frekking epic XD
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Another loser anthem! ^^
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Why if I have five dollars in my pocket, and Chuck Norris has five dollars in my pocket, does Mr. Norris have more money than I do? What if my money is a misprint? I think my money is worth more then.
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You're money is ripped up?
You're using monopoly money?
Chuck Norris has 20 more at home?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Talk about repetition. X_X
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You're money is ripped up?
You're using monopoly money?
Chuck Norris has 20 more at home?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
I asked that already.
Nono. Real money, perfect condition, what we have in our pockets. I have 5 and chuck has five, but MINE is a misprint. My money is worth more.
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
I asked that already.
Ah, didn't know that.
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How come I've never had a hangover?
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How many of these questions have you answered using Google (or any other search engine)?
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*slaps WingedZephr* Your insulting almighty Ruffie's intelligence. D:
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*slaps WingedZephr* Your insulting almighty Ruffie's intelligence. D:
I am not. It's a valid question. And I'd be more careful about who you're slapping if I were you...
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LOLOLOLOLOL....that made me laugh X3
i err, mean, why did i name my piano sam! >:3
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There's a Crocodile behind you, a hungry bear in front of you, and a sniper up in a tower over the bear. What do you do?
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If a good man had the chance to spread happiness wide across the cosmos, why wouldn't he?
Why is anti-male sexism ok?
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There's a Crocodile behind you, a hungry bear in front of you, and a sniper up in a tower over the bear. What do you do?
Well, i would stop imagining, cause i would never be in that situation. and ther would never be a tower where crocodiles and bears are. Crocs= swamps. Bears= not swamps XD Snipers = maybe but no towers in swamps.
If a good man had the chance to spread happiness wide across the cosmos, why wouldn't he?
Why is anti-male sexism ok?
Anti male sexism isnt ok, i think its just cause those feminists secretly THINK to themselves that males are better so they wanna start sexism to show that they're are capable of fighting back
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There's a Crocodile behind you, a hungry bear in front of you, and a sniper up in a tower over the bear. What do you do?
Well, i would stop imagining, cause i would never be in that situation. and ther would never be a tower where crocodiles and bears are. Crocs= swamps. Bears= not swamps XD Snipers = maybe but no towers in swamps.
what if the animals broke out from the zoo and the sniper is using this as an excuse to get in the tower and shoot you? People think he's just gonna dart the animals, but he lied to them.
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Well if he wants to shoot me, then he's gnna be dead before he left the place he got his pants on.Cause i got an otter that takes care of me
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*slaps WingedZephr* Your insulting almighty Ruffie's intelligence. D:
I am not. It's a valid question. And I'd be more careful about who you're slapping if I were you...
*rubs his paw in the moderators face*
I'm playing with fire here. :D
I'm joking... ^^"
*snuggles the Zephyr*
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How many of these questions have you answered using Google (or any other search engine)?
I dont use any search engines. If i dont know a question, i make something up. Since its supposed to be fun. :P ANd thanks Loni for the support *pets Loni*
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Well if he wants to shoot me, then he's gnna be dead before he left the place he got his pants on.Cause i got an otter that takes care of me
otter + fox-sky vs Croc vs Bear... that would be cool to see.
how many different colours has the sky been?
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Hmm well, i guess mostly .
I've seen the sky purple blended with orange, it was a sunset i saw with Donovan you can ask him.
I've seen it black
I've seen it blue and white-ish kinda? :P
I"ve seen crazy things so yeeea.~
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will the dead sea rise to form the heavens, filled with souls of honest ones