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This is a little game where regular members try to count as long as they can, without a staff member posting and stopping them.
So basically, an example would be:
User 1:
One!
User 2:
Two!
User 1:
Three!
Staff member:
POST!
User 1:
One...
User 2:
Two!
And so on!
Try to get as far as you can, and no double posting! Once a staff member posts, though, you'll have to start over!
So to begin...
One!
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Two
And I need to type more to be able to post. ^_^
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Three
Ohh wonder what record this one will set :)
The old thread of this game type (https://www.thefurryforum.com/forums/index.php?topic=9863.0)got a record of 511 XP
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Oh, look, a random me appears!
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Go away, Tweak. :P
One
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Let's see if we can't get into the teens, now.
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Now to go make some more coffee while we wait!
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Personally I don't drink Coffee... I just prefer to have water.
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I was happily part of that high record back then
510
Closer to my lucky number all the time
more than a year ago
(« Reply #78712 on: August 25, 2016, 06:57:42 AM »)
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Wow, we're over half-way to 10!
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was fun, not sure if we will ever go that high again, fun to try
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Well, If we post often enough...
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Nine
Let's keep it up then, fellas! We can do it! ;)
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10
good luck to us all
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Indeed! May gods of luck grant us a new high score!
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will be a fun attempt
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Hopefully none of them staff members will notice this thread and bring our score down with a sledgehammer...
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A thread where I get to make life miserable for others?!
SIGN ME UP! :D
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Welp, I see where this is going...
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0
Nah, I won't do that thing where I repeatedly reset the count to 0 after each and every post, except for this once ^^
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For some reason I feel like that may not be the case...
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OH C'MON, WOOFIE!!! YOU JUST HAD TO DO IT, DID YOU??? XD
*Sighs*
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Let's try this again right from the bottom once more...
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Yeah, let's see if we can get to 20 this time
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with so many mods, will be too difficult to get anywhere near 100, much less 500
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With enough tries and dedication, we might hit a big score one day!
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So let's keep trying and dedicating!
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Keep em numbers coming!
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Eight
The numbers shall never stop coming!
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Nope they shall not!
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10
If we get to 100, then the board becomes ours....right?
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Oh, yeah! We'll become the new masters of the board! ;)
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0
My paw has been forced.
I cannot sit and watch as plots of rebellion and mutiny are being made right under my nose. >->'
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too many mods, cannot reach goal
not sure how last time was reach
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They have to sleep sometime. ^_^
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Dammit... We've been woof blocked once again... :S
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Trying to keep us little furs down. ^_^
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some sleep, others awake
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Totally keeping us fabulous furs down from trying to take their spotlight! :3
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I'm new to this Forum. You can call me GamingCat0179 (or, if you wanna, Torrence).
Sent from my SM-G925V using Tapatalk
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Hey there Torrence!
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Welcome Torrence. Nice to meet you.
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I sure hope no FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR comes here to disrupt our efforts to keep the number count from going up this time!
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Who is this foolish samurai warrior that you speak of?
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THE FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR of course! The one who seeks to return to the past and undo the evil that is THE FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR!
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Er... *pretends to understand* of course! That FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR!
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Seriously though, it's Samurai Jack! XD
Just me being rather silly at the moment!
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Ok... er... *opens up Wikipedia* now I understand!
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The source of this madness! XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Efj5ab2YPI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Efj5ab2YPI)
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That... is not madness. This is (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRfarqcfTqQ)
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You call that madness? No... This is madness... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgR_EFpsPB8)
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Ok, you win that time...
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Muahahahahaaa!!! I win! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoK8o3_ocMc) >:3
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*remembers I may have homework to do*
I'll be back in a bit.
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Laters, Ten! :)
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Here I go to play BoI for a bit, and you guys decide to get the count up past 20 while I'm distracted!? >:C
How rude!
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Oh, look! A wild woofer appears!!! :o
Aaand there goes down our new high score...
Oh well! Perhaps on another time we might just get the number cranked up to even 30 next time you aren't looking! ;)
You cannot keep this train from reaching it's destination, woof!!! >:3
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Do not tempt fate, oh wooly one, for I might just start to repeatedly reset the count down to 0 like I said I wouldn't! >:P
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Hmm.... *tempts fate* This is going to end badly...
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C'mon then! Do your worst! You might be all woof, but I think you're just all börk and no bite! >:3
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You dare mock the tiny one?! >:C
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/f04c/f/2017/012/4/f/that_one__he_called_me_a_chihuahua__by_dolphydolphiana-dav4hz8.jpg)
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Uuuhhh... Easy there, big guy... I must have obviously said things I should have not said to begin with... My apologies for your woofie friend... Now excuse me as I'll go postpone my attempts at reach number 30 this evening... :S
*Grins sheepishly with sweat dripping down the side of his head*
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*Tiny evil laughter* :3
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Start from the ground up.
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The old thread of this game type (https://www.thefurryforum.com/forums/index.php?topic=9863.0)got a record of 511 XP
Yep, I'm the recordholder over there ;D
Also 0
o3o
Oh, look, a random me appears!
Woo!
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that was a fun time for sure
not sure if we will ever get close again
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Did my part before leaving for work. ^-^
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C'mon then! Do your worst! You might be all woof, but I think you're just all börk and no bite! >:3
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You dare mock the cheza O.O she will throw cupcakes at you and stuff
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C'mon then! Do your worst! You might be all woof, but I think you're just all börk and no bite! >:3
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You dare mock the cheza O.O she will throw cupcakes at you and stuff
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Yeah... I did learn that the hard way... One of her friends looked like he was going to eat me after mocking her... :S
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Five X3
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The old thread of this game type (https://www.thefurryforum.com/forums/index.php?topic=9863.0)got a record of 511 XP
Yep, I'm the recordholder over there ;D
Also 0
o3o
Oh, look, a random me appears!
Woo!
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511? Holy moly that's quite ALOT! I have a feeling we might NEVER get that far with this new reincarnation of that same game! o.O
That is unless... If someone were to summon help from gods to trickery to keep the staff occupied from noticing this particular thread... >:3
*Evil snickering*
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Let's get one group together to spam post and another to raise the count well they're handing out warnings
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How about no? :3
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Double 0 o3o
We work as a team, while one can handle moderation stuff, the other can set it to 0, mwhaha!
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Well we'll just keep on posting till you guys get bored and forget about this thread entirely! XP
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Tow
*tow
*two
Really autocorrect?
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And autocorrected the number for you :P
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512
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/0/0c/Aku.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130626081952)
FOOLISH, DRAGON!!! (https://youtu.be/iC6deOAReoM?t=1s)
You thought you were merely dealing with some hapless ram trying to climb up to the new high score? Well, you were wrong...
As it was I, Aku! The shogun of sorrow, the deliverer of all darkness all along, biding my time in disguise till I could come out from hiding and bring down you foolish moderators guarding the sacred high score you made on that fateful day, Ventus... Now I shall remove you from the top and carve out a WHOLE new score with MY name on it!!!
I shall claim this whole thread in the name of I, Aku and there is nothing you can do about it!!! BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
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2, I assume
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514
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/511/103/b15.png)
No... That would be 513... *Groans irritatedly and glares at the wolf*
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4, this is going slowly
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516
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/234/075/319.gif)
You are beginning to dissapoint me, mortal....
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6, don't challenge me boi
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I'm siding with Bricket on this one.
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519
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/2a95801d02bf3cd3cd1f25c6d7cd4494/tumblr_onrkv0GTdE1trbm0ro1_500.gif)
Really, mortal? This is how you want to do it? Play by the rules like a good little puppy??
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Yes. Yes I do.
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fite me m8
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522
(https://i.imgur.com/YSvfY3p.gif)
Is this all I have to deal with here?? Where are all the foolish guardians of the high score??
I am starting to suspect they're too afraid to face mighty and evil Aku...
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523 UmU ;)
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why do I have to fix everyting here?
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(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/6/6f/Raigeki-OP02-EN-UtR-UE.png/revision/latest?cb=20160803093700)
Dude, I've got this.
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(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-JNtAhoBpWio/WbihugAOIKI/AAAAAAAAl7E/8YWAslX85GItq-mdkcmfbZChylRhZ_HVACJoC/w800-h408/aku_is_not_amused_by_gollum123-db63c3p.gif)
GAAAHHH!!! THIS WAS AN UTTER WASTE OF GREAT AND EVIL AKU'S TIME!!!
I CHANGED MY MIND!!! I DO NOT WANT THE HIGH SCORE ANYMORE!!!
I SHALL COME AND CONQUER THIS WHOLE FORUM WHEN THERE'S SOMEONE TO ACTUALLY DEFEND IT!!!
BEWARE OF MY RETURN, FOOLISH MORTALS!!!!
*Turns into a giant bat and flutters away*
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Seems like I really need to check on you guys more often :P
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Wait a minute... What did I just miss here?? :|
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You missed a thing.
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Yeah... A thing like a friggin being made of pure evil just waltzing into the forums to try challenge the mods to just get the high score? Damn... All sorts of folk coming to the forums nowdays... :|
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I think I tried to deal with it with Raigeki.
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Seems like he just rage quitted by the looks of it... What an interesting person that fella was!
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Back from school!
Now I can sit here and annoy you guys for the rest of the evening :D
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Go ahead. I've got the rest of the evening as well.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiE2mch0Z8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiE2mch0Z8)
How I feel about that statement of yours right now, woofie... XP
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That is also my feeling.
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Don't worry, I think it's way more fun to crash the count after it's been allowed to rise for a bit.
Just to trick people into some false sense of hope.
Will probably spend more time in other threads for that reason.
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Ok, you do that. Unlike what happened in that one other thread when it was just alternating between 0 and 1.
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You sound so evil, woofie, you know that? XD
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Yep, that sounds like evil all right. Source: er... am evil.
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Well what has all happened... That was interesting.
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Yeah... Some evil being wanted to duel you into submission and steal your high score... When did you manage to tick THAT fella off? :|
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You sound so evil, woofie, you know that? XD
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It's not like I've ever claimed to -not- be evil xP
I try to tell people but noone ever believe me >->
Too cute to be evil they say...
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Plus you have that... Friend... of yours who'll just eat everyone who speaks to you in the wrong way... T_T
*Grumbles something about wishing to have a monstrous carnivore friend as well*
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Well... er... I can try and summon a monster to help us. What kind of monster do you think, Polaris?
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What, Bran, a monster? :O
You mean this little fella right here?
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/7358/f/2017/010/8/0/bran_chibi_by_immortalmonsta_dandmgc_by_zaryte-dauz3o7.png)
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... all I'm seeing is a small white box, containing a black square with a cross on it.
That means that the school Wi-Fi won't let me view that image.
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Well, he looked alot BIGGER from before!! Either he's got a big head, or this is some kind of illusion to trick me! :|
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So... that's what the picture is.
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Before work I posted a 2. Now I post a 4. That is double.
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Alright, we are already here
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I will climb the ladder to success!
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another number up! :) * throws confetti *
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Vee made a mess? HeeHee I am not surprised.
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I have an idea
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What idea is that?
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You"ll see >:3
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Curiosity killed the lucario.
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and reset ):
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wasn't this a thing a long time ago
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2!!
yep, pretty much ^_^
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*swings the ban hammer on the mods* problem solved, now let's count
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Normally I'd let you count, but I refuse to let a non-staff member take control of the ban hammer. *steals hammer* Have a nice day! *runs*
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rawrs, one day will get higher
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I feel like I've said that before.
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yep, for now just fun being with all
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Zero.
A wild saber has appeared!
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*Boops Alistair's nose*
That should keep him away for awhile. ^_^
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Because I'm a rebel.
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No rebels. Too soon for that.
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Are you prepared for being dethroned? ;)
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Quick count at work.
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Bags of nacho cheese snacks!
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Just passin' by
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And like a thunderbolt from on high
(https://i.imgur.com/p9lFZEV.jpg)
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*absorbs lightning bolt*
have more I'll take them
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(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/f/f7/AntiRaigeki-TP3-NA-SR-UE.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20081031001037)
Your lightning bolt kinda backfired, Trixsie...
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Well, better use my red lightning then!
(https://i.imgur.com/CBDMOjM.gif)
Zero
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Hey Trixsie, how about you become a rebell?
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Natural-born rebel since a few years ago.
Sent from my SM-G925V using Tapatalk
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rebel rebel, or do you prefer a rebel yell?
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This topic keeps going like my bank account. When it seems to get higher then BA-LAW back to zero.
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Rebel rumble! Rebel rumble! Rebel rumble!
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I am bored and tired. Wonderful.
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I am still somewhat sleepy and in need of moar coffee!
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I don't drink coffee. Or really most hot drinks. Just give me water and I'm fine.
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As a finn, I need my cup of coffee every morning! XP
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And we're back into double-digits! :D
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Let's keep this up, till the mods arrive and resets everything! ;)
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Just keep counting, just keep counting, just keep counting, counting, counting...
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Counting counting counting...
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So, any plans for this weekend?
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Probably just relax and take it easy! Yourself? :)
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Try and finish all work that I have been given. Then work on that Doom Virus Dragon that I was going to do yesterday.
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Noice!! Doom Virus Dragon? What's that?
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Yu-Gi-Oh monster.
(https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/4/45/DoomVirusDragon-DRL2-EN-ScR-1E.png/revision/latest?cb=20150716180500)
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Ah, I see! Never played card games myself really! More of a fan of PC RTS games myself!
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I prefer turn-based strat to real-time personally, partially because I take a rather long time to make decisions, and partly because the last time I played an RTS I got destroyed.
Also: we just reached 20
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Noice... Noice... Keep on going, laddie!! B)
But yeah, I too like certain kinds of turn-based strategy games, or game with turn-based mechanics! Final Fantasy X being the first one that comes to my mind I liked quite alot back in the day!
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The games that I seem to play the most are XCOM and Invisible, Inc. Sometimes I play Civilization, but i'm not that great at it, to be honest.
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YES!! New record!!! :D
XCOM is a really good game in my opinion! Never played too much of it, but it seems like a fun game!
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It is a great game.
Then your entire squad is killed in one turn because all of the overwatches miss.
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Really reminds me of this particular pic from the XCOM that really summarizes your experience on it! XD
(https://i.imgur.com/R2HmpKj.png)
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My school Wi-Fi doesn't let me see the picture... so... verbal description?
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Basically your XCOM troop having his gun touching the face of an alien at extreme point blank range with only 65% chance of landing the shot! XD
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Oh! I've seen that picture! Hilarious!
Which alien? Sectoid?
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I have no idea! Don't remember the alien names! The pink humanoid looking one!
Ever played Darkest Dungeon? That one is turn-based roguelike fantasy game, which I can safely claim to be one of the HARDEST games I've ever played! Makes Dark Souls look like a kiddies game!
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Yep, that's a sectoid. By the description, from XCOM 2 (even though it's, like the seventh XCOM game)
Never played Darkest Dungeon, but it sounds very cool. It seems challenging, but challenges are there to be accepted.
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Ah, I see! Need to return back to XCOM games one day!
Aye, that game is just brütal and extremely unforgiving!
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Brutal and unforgiving... how hard can it be? XD
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Yeah, hard enough to make me to rage quit and never going back to it! That's how hard it was for me at least! XD
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Now I really want to get it right now. I mean, I probably have the money for it, and once I get home I'll have access to steam, so there's not much stopping me.
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I can imagine that game being made for you, matey! It is definitely a game with alot of challenge and character management to keep you occupied for a good while! ;)
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I'm sure I'll enjoy it :)
Anyways, look how far we've surpassed the previous record!
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Hehe oh yes... We're making a new record here, mate! :D
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If we get to 44, then we would've doubled the record!
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Let us make it happen then! By the power of us normies, we shall make a new record this day! XD
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Nearly there... staff don't ruin our day!
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Just nearly there... Almost!
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This is going to be awesome!
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No stopping this train!!
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WE MADE IT!
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Hahaaa!! Time for a momentary victory song!! :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Io0DLo_G90 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Io0DLo_G90)
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Now, let's see how much further we can push the record until I need to go to my tennis lesson.
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Oh yeah! We're gonna leave a mark here for sure till then! ;)
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Yeah, and there's nothing the staff can do about it until they come online!
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Hehe! Aye, true indeed! ;)
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We're already up to half of 100! I would love to see the looks on the staff's faces when they see this!
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They'll be all like:
(https://i.imgur.com/guoZloA.gif)
"How could this happen?!"
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I imagine that their confusion would be on This level (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzfBOuXIr2Q)
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Something like that! XD
Any other games, besides turn-based ones you enjoy playing often?
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If it's not strategy, then it's probably a platformer, a racing game, or an RPG. Most likely an RPG, such as Fallout or Elder Scrolls.
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Whoa, calm down and stuff!
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WHY?!?!?!?!?!??! Anyways, I need to go for tennis, see you all later!
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Daawww... Why don't you go back to sleep, you silly woofer!? We had such a great score going here!! XD
See you again soon, matey! Have fun!! :)
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Albie missed the big numbers. :(
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Well, maybe we can get big numbers again :)
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I have complete confidence in you furs!
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Now that is just being pure mean, Trixsie!! XD
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Let's try that again...
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All we can do now really is to just fruitlessly attempt to as close as 10 only with all the mods active now than earlier! XD
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Well, we can try :)
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I hope we can at least make it to 20.
Sent from my SM-G925V using Tapatalk
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I hope that too :)
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Well, maybe you'll catch a break...
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Yeah.. maybe.
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Not with me around. :D
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... Fair enough then.
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Raah raah raah, I'm da big scary mod! >:3
2
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Ah! A mod! Run!
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Looks like Ten jumped the gun after Trixie posted. ^_^
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No he didn't. Trixsie was a rebel again.
And to avoid Further Confusion, I hereby officially nullify the count. Muahaha.
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I guess it doesn't take much to confuse Albie. HeeHee
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Hey guys so how has your day gone?
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My day was tiring because work was busy.
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Ya'll are too used to using numbers like 1, 2 and 3. Spell them and feel that new experience~
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Five
Ooooh. I feel a bit strange in a good way.
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Zero.
Ha, I win.
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One
Is the loneliest number that you'll ever dooooooo~
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Two
Is almost as bad as one, but the loneliest number is the number one.
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Three
I'm so glad you got the reference. That song rocks <3
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Four
It is a good song. ^_^
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Five
Do you remember where you first heard it? I grew up on a movie called Recess: School's Out on VHS and I learned the song through that.
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I don't remember. Probably the oldies station.
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Zero!
Boops don't keep me away for long.
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One.
A never ending boop it is.
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Two
I must use my foodmagic to lure them away!
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Three
That might lure me away too....HeeHee
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Four
Hmm.. I'll make cookiebait for all the staff, and a real one for you! :3
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Five
I feel so good.
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Six
And you'll have cookies that taste so good! :D
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Seven
I am drooling just thinking about them.
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Eight
Like you're hypnotized by the cookie? Sillyfloof :P
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Nine.
Of course. It smells so good.
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Ten!
*gently puts a real cookie on your head and giggles playfully, then sets up the bait for staff*
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Eleven
*Puts paws up like a dog waiting to get the work to eat the cookie on his head*
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Twelve
*I giggle and gently put the cookie close to your mouth to nibble* Ish da sweets~!
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Thirteen
*Nibbles the cookie while giggling too much causing it to fall*
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Fourteen
*gasps softly and holds a napkin close to your chin* Ish important not to leave too many crumbs, else ya attact ants! Eat up the sweets, 'kay ^^
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Fifteen
*Blushes in embarrassment* Thank you.
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Sixteen
You're very welcomed. *I smile brightly and pat your head with a tail, offering some milk to go with that cookie* Milk and cookies rock~! You should have some :3
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Seventeen
*Laps up milk with my tongue*
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Eighteen
*I patiently wait for you to finish your milk and pat the napkin around your lips* All clean! ^^
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Nineteen
*Starts licking Eclipse's muzzle*
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Twenty!
*I giggle happily and playfully lick your face* Raaaaa, I got'cha~!
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Twenty-one
*Giggles uncontrollably* You got me!
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Twenty-two
*laughs with you and gives you a little hug* Yay, yay! I gots a cuddlyfloof! The best kinda floof ^^
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Twenty-three
Anytime.....Just mind the chest spike.
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Twenty-four
Yesh, yesh! Safety is important o:
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Twenty-five
I wouldn't want to hurt you, sweetie.
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In the words of captain Jack Sparrow:
"It'll all have to be redone! All of it!"
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Busy keeping us casuals down as always I see, eh woofie? ;)
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Hey guys
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Hey there! How are you?
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Everything is going swellingly so far
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That is good to hear, for me... eh, I could definitely be less bored, but otherwise I'm fine.
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Good to hear
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Anything interesting happen with you this weekend?
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Not really. I did go to Ruby Tuesdays on Friday with family but, that's about it.
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That sounds... cool? I have no idea.
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It's a resturant up in Inverness, Florida. Its manly a burger place but its got a whole lot of seafoods and sides as well.
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That sounds cool. I should probably go to the US at some point. That said, there are a lot of places that I really want to go to. US, Canada, any of the Scandinavian countries, Japan...
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Thats nice. I really want to go to South Korea, Russia, Italy, and Japan as well. Speaking of which, i'm heading back to my hometown of Delaware this summer to study archeology
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That sounds fairly interesting. I assume you enjoy archaeology, right?
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Oh yeah, Anerican ribs are the shit!
Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
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To TenOfSwords: Yes, I love history and i'm trying to pursue a carrier in archaeology, thus having to go to collage is a hassle but so far, i'm enjoying it.
By the way who are you Akartoshi?
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From the shadows I strike!
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I am number 1. Is that how this works?
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Yes
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Is my favorite number.
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Is nine less than my favourite number.
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Is another number.
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6 is the number after that
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Is an unlucky number for me.
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Is 2 away from 10
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Is my favorite number multiplied by itself.
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10 doing my part
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Yay! We are well into the double digits now.
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that is great
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Is TenOfSword's favorite number. ^-^
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what would my favourite number be?
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15 is just another number
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I don't know. Perhaps 16. ^_^
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nope it's 100 above the record
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Then we better get the posts above 100 to find out. ^_^
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Hmm, I have an idea for that
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The big 2-0!
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The classic meme
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I don't know memes.
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time to learn you about memes
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I find most memes to just not be very funny.
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Well, I made a meme.
Look at it and enjoy it:
(the yellow black flag on the right represents the flemish separatist movement)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdYK7i0bQI0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdYK7i0bQI0)
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Well.....I am an expert at politics. ^_^
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*offers cookies instead and smiles*
Cookies are easy to understand~
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*Nibbles cookies*
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So, anything else going on?
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Hmm, yes! I just went with the family to go get ice cream. We got chocolate for little brother, cookies n' cream for me and strawberry for mom ^^
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I went to the Ruby Tuesdays resturant with family
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Nothing is going on over here.
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You know what they say. No news is good news ^^
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Guess when nothing happens, nothing bad can happen?
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Yeah. It is my day off so I am enjoying it.
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The number of my busline
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That's nice, what do you usually do on your days off? ^^
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Other busline I use
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Dis filler post doe~
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I don't do much on my days off. Just chill around and watch youtube and play video games and relax.
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the bus I always miss :P
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We need to get Bricket an automobile. ^_^
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Why would I?
There are traffic jams everywhere
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Maybe i could drive you?
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So I would have a car and personal driver?
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Beats missing busses. ^_^
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To be fair: I prefer public transit
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Then invite others in the car. Then it would be public. ^_^
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Give me the good ol' tram or bus
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I just got my license so it's scary for me to drive even out of my driveway
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I took a bus once.
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Ah, I've been there. It's just a matter of practice and keeping your space. Look for the quietest part of town and see if you can drive around there ^^
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I'm practically daily on public transit
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Public transit doesn't really work where I live.
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BOOM DID IT
ALSO: big thanks to you lads for breaking the former record
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Not so fast! o-O
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Man really?
(I put zero on accedent)
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It appears that the record was broken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeTgx_pj6m8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeTgx_pj6m8)
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We still beat it by one.
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Teamwork for the win :D
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What gonna work? Teamwork.
Yes i watched that show
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To be fair: I was quite worried we couldn't break that record.
I saw Cheza watching this topic and Albie posting here, so in my mind I was constant repeating this phrase: "POST FASTER POST FASTER POST FASTER". So when Albie posted 54 I jumped as a madman to the oppertunity to post 55.
But without you lads: it woudln't be possible, so we broke the record :P
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Making history, one by one~
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Here is to the next victory.
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Victory nuzzle~! *playfully boops you on the nose and giggles*
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A victory that we shall soon archieve
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And it's sweeeeet, sweeeet, sweet victory, yeah!
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A great song from the 80s
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That I always think of Spongebob when hearing.
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Also what I believe to be one of the most iconic moments in Spongebob. Because really, would you associate that song with anything else? :P
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Yes, yes I would
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Oh, really? What do you associate that song with?
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I got distracted by Youtube.
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Imagine if we made this a coordinated effort. Like every time one of us posts here, we post in an another game to cover this up.
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There would be so many games. ^_^
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Yesh, yesh! And maybe we'll even top the record o:
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Someone needs to change this topic name to put our new record. ^_^
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Eclipse, don't worry: I got a plan you'll like
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Bricket got a plan. It is a sure thing now. ^_^
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I wonder what the plan is
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Postin' with the quickness is the plan~
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One word: Blitzkrieg
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Yay salumehlags
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Another word: Bop
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Oh, just wait and see
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another word: 안녕하세요
(Hello)
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But I am going to go eat.
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What are you going to eat?
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I'm going to sleep
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Really need to pay more attention and stuff... >->'
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rest in piece to that run TvT
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And this is where i go to bed.
(Goodnight)
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have a good rest, Emtile ^_^
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I had rotisserie chicken.
Goodnight Bricket.
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Nai nai to all the floofies. I think I'm gonna go to bed pretty soon too ^^
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Let me just crush your dreams right here and now o3o
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Good afternoon! How are we all?
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I'm fine, and yourself?
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I'm doing fine, I've got a bit of time until I need to go back to lessons, trying to relax as much as possible due to the fact that I've got basically no weekend this week.
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Good to hear you're doing fine too!
Good luck with your lessons as well :)
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Thanks for the luck! (Hope I shouldn't need it, but I've got it just in case :) )
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You're welcome ^_^
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We tried so hard
And got so faaaaaaar,
But in the eend
It doesn't even maaaaaatter~
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just putting in my "2" cents
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Ah.. puns... lovely :P
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I'm surprised no one has done them here be-"4"
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Please just take 5 and stop with the puns :P
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Ok, no more puns.
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I'm not making any puns with 6
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It's too l-"8". There is no Alice, only puns.
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... Don't make me put you in the same room where I left Sans.
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How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles
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And the puns continue...
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I'll give you a dozen reasons why I should still be able to pun
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(Yes! Favourite number!)
Go on...
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Filler sentences for the ages!
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I could make a gay pun here, butt no
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You miscounted, Bricket!
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yes.... miscounted >.> <.<
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You know who who would be a great addition to this thread?
A Count.
(Or maybe a Countess)
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A 0 would also be a great addition.
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"1" for the money...
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... I said NO PUNS. Ok?
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Why not? My favorite thing in the world is puns.
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Hey you two :)
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One for the money, two for the shoe
Three to get going until a mod posts.
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Because I'm angry at someone right now, and they love puns. Puns are now only making me angrier.
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I know I might not be helping by posting here now, but please don't be angry D:
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Ventus, you are free to post here. The person who I am angry with has been ruining my life for the past three/four years. They always stop me from doing work when I need to work, stop me resting when I need to rest, and just when I think that they haven't ruined me for a while... they mess up my life AGAIN.
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(Glad to hear ^^; )
Hmm...
If it's a friend or acquaintance, maybe it is time for you to stop having contact with them?
If it's someone who is family, then that would maybe be a lot harder...
Either way, I wish I could help in some way... Sorry to hear that is happening to you.
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Yeah, it would be good if I can just leave the person who is making my life this miserable.
Alas, I cannot find a way to get away from myself :/
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Oh, you were talking about yourself?
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Yep. I was talking about myself.
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yaay, we have 2
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Here is a three.
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noice, getting there
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I doubt that we can get above 10... but I'm intending on staying up later tonight.
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That doubt is reasoned
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Yep, reasoned doubt. So, how are you?
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Not doing well
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OK... what kind of "not doing well"?
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the not doing well I prefer not talking about
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I see. Well, I hope you feel better soon.
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I hope it too
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And a zero
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Let's be positive
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I am very positive, look at the dead guy I'm using as avatar o3o
Ok, jokes aside, wee, zero.
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Positivity! ... not quite sure what to say now.
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I am very positive, look at the dead guy I'm using as avatar o3o
Also positive indeed, wrong kind.
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Let the positivity flow though you and feel the power!!!!!
(Get it?)
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S U P E R
P O S I T I V I T Y
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Seems that things went a little quiet o:
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I am sort of here.
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Ooh, it's that cutie I saw the other day! Hai, cutie! :D
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Hey you all o3o
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ill count too ^_^
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Alright. I'm back
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hi
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Hello
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what you up to
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I am up to nothing.
Also known as:
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o3o
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As in Albie is number 1. HeeHee
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Soon, one of these days the record shall be broken once more...
Just you wait, mods! You cannot keep us down here at the bottom of the barrel forever with our one digit numers!
XP
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Surprise!
Zero.
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and they keep teasin us pls dont tease us 0:)
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Again..... ^-^
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*ahem*
>3>
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man this su.... is stuid
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Gotta start low.
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Memes anyone?
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I don't know any memes.
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That's ok.
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So what you up to?
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I'm protesting mod posting *takes a knee*
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It's not very effective!
I'm protesting about you raising the count.
Zero.
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Totally forgot it is Tuesday today. Feel so stupid.
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It's not very effective!
I'm protesting about you raising the count.
Zero.
It's super effective!
Also, hi TenOfSwords!
Don't worry, I have that often too ^^;
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at least most of them
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I can assure you I post almost in all the boards ;)
And I know most post all over the place too. Heck, I even posted in a thread you made in the R&A board! ;D
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Hey Ventus! How are you?
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I'm good, thanks :)
You?
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look for the bare necessities
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What else is there to say :0
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I don't watch Disney movies often.
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i always listen disney music while on the forum XD
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I should listen to more Disney music.
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yeah you should, just download spotify and listen to in while on the forums like me
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Beep boop
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ya teaser it just went well 2
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I am feeling tired.
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im not i got vacation next week so really exited
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I've still got school until the end of next week. In which I will take many plane journeys.
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man lets keep up the train
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All aboard the counting train!
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where you from
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I was born in Bristol (South West England), go to school in Somerset (South West England), and live in Orkney (North East Scotland)
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im from a city in the Netherlands, Limburg and go to school in the neighbouring city, but soon im going to school in the neighboring province, wich translates to 30 min cycling into > 1 hour with the train XP
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That is basically no time :) . My journey to-from home takes 10 hours at best, over a day at worst.
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It's not everyday! I'm not mad XD
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so you also need to do vulentier work for school like i need to do next year in collage?
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I don't need to. I mean, I would prefer it if I was made to, because I kinda want to figure out what it'd be like to work and have a job and stuff, but I'm rarely allowed out of the school grounds.
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well im gonna study technical things and am gonna try to work at either disneyland Paris or Efteling
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That sounds interesting. Why do you want to do that?
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either behind the scenes of a show or camaraman, those are both things you can study there
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I hope you enjoy studying that kind of stuff. I think I've already told you what I'm going to do, right? If not... I'm going to go into medical science.
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nice, i think we dont have enough people working in the medical derection so thats also pretty helpfull to the people as a socioty
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That's pretty much why I'm choosing to study that. As well as "I think I'll enjoy it"
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the i enjoy thing is also why i would like to be behind the scenes in a show or camaraman, also ill like to study programming wich is also in that school, and i acctually know some fo it
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I've heard that programming is worthwhile studying. I should probably do that at some point.
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yeah the only problem is that all languages work difrent and i know 5 already
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The only one that I can attempt to use right now is Python, and even then I'll probably mess up a million times.
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I used to study programming.
That was fine.
The customer support stuff that also was part of that particular line of education wasn't tho, so I quit.
Now I'm studying to become a seamstress or something to that effect instead.
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WE WERE SO CLOSE!!!
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... we were halfway to the record!
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yep
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So... how was your day today?
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good... i had drumming lessons
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I had piano lessons.
And I was told to cut my nails again. They grow at lightning speed.
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same prob with the nails, the growing that is
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Any tips on how to keep them short?
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Ok. I don't like the idea of biting my nails, so... I'm doomed for long nails forever.
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where i live we acctually got nailclippers XD its like bitting but without the biting part
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I once had nail clippers.
They broke while I was trying to cut my nails.
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It's not like I was using them improperly, my nails are... well, as tough as nails XD
Also 13 is my lucky number :)
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my lucky number is 2
and my age is 15
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Hey, I'm 16. This is a coincidence.
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[size=78%]hey im not 17[/size]
[/size]english are me bestest supjekt, u havnt tinkd off dat hav u[size=78%]
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Oh... English
My English GCSE went OK. Apparently half the people I knew at the time didn't notice a blindingly obvious plot point in the reading passage. It was hilarious XD . Well, hilarious for me.
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Ohaidere again.
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shouldve seen it comming we were at the half again
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Might as well continue on with Two
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I am here to continue with three ^_^
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Following with Four
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C'mon, give me a high Five ^_^
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*high fives*
Six is a pretty decent number to move on with, I think.
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I give your profile picture seven out of seven :D
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Th-thank you… I drew it myself, so naturally I don't think it's all that… gr8.
I make horrible puns, by the way… ><
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ah just remeber nIne like m
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That's about ten times more efficient than my memory. ><
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wel even if tue you rememberd your name al your life
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I've forgotten my own name around twelve times in my life, tbh… ><
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unlucky 13
thats prettyyyy uuhhhhmmmm.... how do i put it.....
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So unlucky.
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I don't like puns, sue me. >.>
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Puns are... ok. Depends who's puns they are.
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Nah, puns are bad dude.
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I stand firm, puns are not funny. They can be used to compliment a joke, but not as the main joke, it just doesn't work.
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I have no idea who to side with in this debate.
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hukuna matata
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What a wonderful phrase.
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aint no passing grace
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It means no worries for the rest of your days
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it our problem free fylosophy
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Hakuna Matata!
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Y'all type too fast for me!
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The joys of being able to do 60 words per minute!
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i just cant wait till im king
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Ok, that song I can't exactly remember the lyrics for XD
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Ohaidere and stuff.
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*snaps* oh darn, back to square one.
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in every jib that must been done there is an elemant of fun, you find the fun and snap
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Dont mind me, Im just passing by to increase the number
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I wasn't here
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Yep, Trixsie wasn't here... >.> <.<
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Man, Trixsie! I told you it's too soon to rebel. Now is not the time > : )
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I have a feeling that we'll never reach our previous record again... oh well.
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ventus fall, dont post please :3
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I got nothing to say. Hi!
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ya jelly, cuz theres no disney movies with lizards as main char
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Yeah, lizards are awesome. Why can't we be in the spotlight?
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Lizards are awesome. They should really be in the spotlight every now and then. ^_^
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Some lizards are super cute.
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Just like you ^_^
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Not a lot. Gonna eat dinner soon. Sup with you? HeeHee
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Not much is goin' on here
Sup, how are ya? ^_^
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That sucks I guess :P
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*laughs* What kind of popsicle? XD
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I want a Popsicle.
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me too
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no prob, theres a store 5 min walking
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almost 6AM why?
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It's time to reset the count! :D
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no it wasnt cheze, we wnt to get 56
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Why not go for 100?
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and 56 is new record
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Why not go for 100?
Because we always double-check the score.
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see!
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Yep :)
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:|
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Four.
Because I'm legally obliged to provide proof of life.
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I f0rg0t this thread existed... 0h well, it's back n0w.
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i forgot it 2
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we gotta beat Ventus's score
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someone replies after a long wait!
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Someone else replies after a long wait.
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Hey guys :(
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Aww i just got back here
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i know right
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Right, i thought this was over
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It is never over.
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Dare i say never Ogre?
(Get it?)
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... and some words here.
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Almost.... there...
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We can dance
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*tries to dance, fails hilariously*
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Dance the Safety dance
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Everything is out of control
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Ah we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
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Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to, a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
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good idea ill join
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Well, seeing as it's nearly 3 O'clock, I'll be forced to come of my laptop. See you as soon as I get to my phone :)
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Leave the real one far behind,
And we can dance
It's 16.00 here
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We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance.
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I'm in the not-quite-united kingdom, to explain the time difference.
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Dances!
Ah we can go when we want to the night is young and so am i
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry
Looks like the UK needs some
S E P A R A T I S M
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ha ha--- ha ha ha
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I say we can act if want to if we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And i can act like an imbecile
I say we can dance, we can dance everything out control
We can dance, we can dance we're doing it wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance everybody takin' the chance
Safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Ah yes the safety dance
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Safety
Safety-dance
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30 come on guys almost there
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We can dance if we want to, we've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right
I say, we can dance if we want to we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say we can dance, we can dance everything out of control
We can dance, we can dance we're doing it wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance everybody's takin' the chance
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Oh well the safety dance
Ah yes the safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Oh yes the safety dance
Oh the safety dance yeah
Oh it's the safety dance
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It's the safety dance
Well it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance
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almost at 40
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I'm all out of songs
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uuhhmmmm..
i can show you a world
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No, don't
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40
shining shimmiring splendid
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41
Almost the meaning of life
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42
tell me prinsess since when did you last let your heart decide
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43 I swear to God I'll sing, Relax from frankie goes to hollywood out loud
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43
i can open your eyes
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44
Oh oh
Wee-ell-Now!
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44
take you wonder by wonder
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46
What's wrong with the counter?
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47
over sideways and under on a magic carpet ride
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48
I'll swear to God...
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49 A WHOLE NEW WORLD
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50
AARGH, someone save me
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51 a dazzling place i never new
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52
This is what hell looks like
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53 i can smell it
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54
Imagine now losing it, I wouldn't be angry
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55
i would and NEW RECoRD
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56
Yaay, second broken record in this thread
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57 my first
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58
Let's see where we can end
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59 we can hit 60
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60
Looks like we did
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61 will this ever stop
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62
Yo I don't know
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63
staff members?
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64
Shhh, don't ask for them in this situation
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so how we gonna change the name
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66
The mods will do that ^_^
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67 ok were beat it with 12 point now
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68
13 points
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69 hahahahahahahahahaha im funny
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70
I didn't want to keep on counting after such beautiful number, but I have to
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71 this is too high
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72
I don't care, let's keep going here m8
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0
Yes, but no. >->'
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1
I was wondering where you guys were
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2
Adulting, at school, like every Tuesday, Wednesday, the occasional Friday and the rare Saturday!
You've got a more or less 100% guaranteed Cheza-free forum for ~5 or so hours on (some of) those days.
(And nah, I'm still evil, I just don't like repeatedly resetting the count before it has a chance to pick up. Feels like that's extremely discouraging for people who are trying to count. Besides, it's a lot more fun to crash it while it's high anyway.)
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3
Gotta do something Bricket-style: one number before the record
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4 and we were so close, but i just had to watch stranger things didnt i?
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5
We already broke the record, chill, many more chances to come
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6 NAME! the name didnt change
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7
Patience, be patient
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8
Will have to wait until another mod shows up, as I can't change it.
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9
The mod-mod :o
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10 cheza isnt even powerfull enough to bring it to 0
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0
My paw has been forced.
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1
you had to challenge Cheza, you had to didn't you? :P
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2
yup
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3
Welp, here we go again
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4 i just saw a video talking about pangolins
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5
I just got an article passed for in the media
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6
nice
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7
For those who can't speak dutch this must be quite confusing
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so whos ruben van miegroet
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9
Some lad I would say
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10
nice guess
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0
It'll all have to redone!
All of it!
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1
Cheza, why don't you go negative?
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2
Why you gotta be so rude don't you know we're human too (ha)
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3
>Implying I'm human and not some sentient AI
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0
I *tried* to be nice on the previous page. :P
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1
But you're always nice :(
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2
Except you're not. Wait when are you not nice?
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3 I genuinly don't know
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4
Hey whoa. Did you just change?
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5
I changed the number one higher.
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6 name still didn’t change
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7
Patience is a great skill
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8
somethimes.
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9
That doesn’t mean I have it
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10
me neither
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11 it’s cuz we’re dutch
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12
Hey you don't have a german, irish, italian, and ukrane(maybe) nagging at you everyday.
(Yes i am all those things, my family is weird)
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13
P U R E
G E R M A N I C
B E L G I A N
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14
I'm sorry but, can i hug you? I don't know why i just want to.(probably the german in me)
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15
It's not personally, but I don't like physical contact or the implication of it
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0
From the shadows, I strike!
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1
Well Cheza, we will wait untill tomorow, then we will break a new record.
You can only stop this by making me a mod, or you just let me break another record :P
Record breaking for the win, yeah!
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2
Starting right now.
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3
we already broke a record but name didnt change
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4
this is fun
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0.
Allow me to ruin it then >:3
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1
Allow me to fix it then ^_^
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0.
What's 1 multiplied by 0?
0 will consume all
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1
But if 0 is nothing, how can nothing consume all?
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2
It's just like infnity: infinity+infinity= infinity
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3
we already broke a record but name didnt change
If you send a link to the page where you broke that record I'd happily change the name for you.
0. BTW
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1
here you go
https://www.thefurryforum.com/forums/index.php?topic=37582.645 (https://www.thefurryforum.com/forums/index.php?topic=37582.645)
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0. There you go!
Feel free to message me or any yellow or above mod if your record isn't changed :)
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1
Looking at the current rate, that would probably be in June
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0.
You know back in my day *miraculously gets an old man cane* we organized ourselves in PM to post at rapid times when the mods were asleep xD
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1
I wouldn't be saying that out loud Anoni, maybe someone is planning that already?
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0.
Bring it on bro.
The record I helped win was 450 (unfortunately that was again beaten but not for about a year later!) So good luck!
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1
Alright, but first let's map out the time when a mod is online so I can pinpoint the perfect posting time
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0.
You'll never know for me, my sleeping pattern is totally stuffed
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1
Luckily for that we have averages and statistics :D
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0.
O.O are you spying on me
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1.... no >.> >.>
Should I?
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0. You never know what a sneaky fox could be up to... or a cheeky wolf :P
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1.
Good thing we don't know that
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0.
I know all,
Like that your birthday is sometime next year!
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1.
I know that you'll fall asleep, but also will wake up
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0.
At least hopefully in that order.
Unless 9/11 truly was an inside job...
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1
9/11 was yesterday D:
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0.
Yes for us non-Americans xD (Though it was 2 days ago for me, timezones...)
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1
So australia is the future, Europe the present and America the past? :o
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0.
Well current situations of those countries it wouldn't be far off! (I joke, I joke, Australia is currently doing a $122 million opinion poll on whether LG people can marry and the government has said that advertisements and campaigning "need not be factual")
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1.
Good ol' Straya
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0.
Mmhmm, Australia the land of roo
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1
Land of ... well... uhm... desert?
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2
It's not that much of a desert(i think)
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0
I actually read "the land of dessert" there, and I got really confused for a minute.
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1 hey mich
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0.
You couldn't divide by the number the count is at now
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1
math is actually my fav. sub.
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2
Keep on countin' lads
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3
There are lads, but not many lassies, where are they?
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0
You called? :D
Oh wait... >->
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1
DIdn't call you, did I?
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2
I think Cheza was answering me? Maybe
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3
In that case: stop calling
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4
Got it.
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5
So, back at 5
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0
Yes, but no.
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1
So, back at 1
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2 were at area 51 at page numb.
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3
look an alien
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0
I see the record was broken while I was away >:(
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1
What are you gonna do about it, huh?
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K guys, grats on the new record.
_____
|| |0|1|--| ϲ('.'ϲ)
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|| |0|2|-| ϲ( '⏑' )ͻ
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TBH it was just me and Eline, we were online and there was no member
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2?
How's it going with you guys today?
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3
im swell
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4
Just leaving this here...
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Guuuys! Poor Kirby even raised the number for you! Oh well, I'll just brutally murder the number then.
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0
EDIT: Removed a zero at the poster below's request.
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1
Delete that 0
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2 well he did that
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3
well yes
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4
I have no idea what to say.
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5
Everybody do the flop
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6
*flops, breaks through the floor, appears in Australia*
Think I flopped too hard.
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7
FLOP!
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8
So much flopping chaos
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9
*flops back into Europe*
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10
*flops back to Delaware*
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11
I stay put
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12
*flops back* I forgot its cold in Delaware.
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13
I actually could use some snow
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14
I like snow, its my favorite weather
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15
Mine too, but where I live winter serves me greysoup
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16
My hometown of Delaware is always cold and winter is always a late gift. I'm going in December to meet my family for Christmas.
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What if I told you've only seen once or twice a white christmass?
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18
I'd say that i've seen the movie once and heard the song a couple times.
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19
White christmas means snow on christmas
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20
Oh. In that case it would be my perfect day.
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21
But they're rare as hell around here
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22
It's not often that it snows on Christmas up there as well. Usually it just turns into sleet and slush or ice after only a day of snow.
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23
>implying snow could even stay here
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24
Snow in Delaware only really stays for a few days, after that It's just ice and sadness.
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25
At least it's some nice sadness
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26
Yeah. Maybe next time I'll try to make snow cones out of the snow, I doubt that would work but still it's a nice thought to have after it goes away like it always does, which is too soon.
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27
I will do something with snow......... if it would snow
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28
Something to not do in the snow would be a snow angel without a jacket because it will numb your back and, if you're like me, you would repeatedly slam your back into stuff, because you will feel everything later.
And it sucks, like you've been hit with a steel chair 10 times.
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29
Well I had a steel beam falling on my feet once
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30
I broke my heel jumping off a school balcony once. Luckly it was not too serious.
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31
But why
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32
Peer pressure and me being dumb.
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33
At least now you know not to do no it :P
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34
Yes sir. I have learned from my mistakes and the guy who told me to jump now is my friend kinda.
I also got some people to sign my cast.
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35
and thus it ended all well
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36
It took me a while to walk properly, but now I'm all good.
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37
so we get new score soon
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38
Good morning!
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39
Morning to you too
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0
Ohaidere and stuff.
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1
Why are you doing this?
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2 because people, espesially mods, lke to tease us
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0
A thread where I get to make life miserable for others?!
SIGN ME UP! :D
0
I do it all because I'm evil.
0
Nah, I won't do that thing where I repeatedly reset the count to 0 after each and every post, except for this once ^^
But not too much so.
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1 yeah yeah you not evil
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2
All we have to do is wait.
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0
Yes, I'll be away for 5 hours in ~15 minutes.
Do not disappoint me.
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1
So I'll come back in 5 hours
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2
That would be disappointing.
Would love to come back and see a new record.
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3
give us a salck we broke record this moth already
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0
Sure thing!
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1
tank u
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2
Well it's been 5 hours, I'm back
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3
Hello Back, be welcome
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0
I return too.
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1
I have noticed that
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2
im back now too
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3
Back, but only in an unofficial capacity. Enjoy your non-zero.
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4
Yaay, no 0 :D
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0.
*AHEM, AHEEMMEMEMHEHEM*
Sorry had to clear my throat
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1
Everything okay?
It looks that by accident you resetted this all
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2 he cleard the numbers, not his through
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3
I will help the victory!
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4
please help more
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5
Okay. Another help. ^_^
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6
i'l help to
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tnx tnoi and albie
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0.
As punishment for not counting I'm resetting the count to zero
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1. Don't give up guys, these mods don't stand a chance!
<.<
>.>
Dammit!
*stalks off*
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2
Well... maybe they don't stand a chance
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3
If we spam them, no they don't
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4
I swear I said that number recently. HeeHee
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5
lets just beat those mods
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6
Good morning!
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7
Good afternoon!
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0
Good evening!
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1
Goodnight!
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2
Another post.
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3
thanks for the education albie
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4
we are almost at 5
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5
het Tnoi long time no see
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6
I'm craving sushi and I Don't know why.
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7
nice
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Suddenly bear.
Zero.
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1 tell everybody im on my way
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2 is better than 1.
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3 is better than 2
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And 4 is double 2.
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5
Yes, just 5
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6
I have nothing clever to say about 6.
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7
Well, 7 is the way to go
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8 If you turn it sideways, you have infinity.
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9, sound like no in german
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Ten is the first positive number with two digits.
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11 the first prime and uneven number with 2 digits
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12 -- Another number.
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13 is known as a unlucky number
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14
I got nothing
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15 Is halfway to 30.
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16
Slightly More than half way to 30
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17
is the age your allowed to drive a car in my country
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18
I woke up tired this morning. Still tired now. Should be studying.
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0
Merry spoop
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1 annoying post above me
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2
Days until the weekend
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866
Posts in this thread.
Sent from my Moto E (4) using Tapatalk
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0
Nobody expects a zero from Trixsie.
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1 new furr who doesnt know how to count XP after the 2 comes 3 not 866
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2
Anyone want to start a song?
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3
What song would you like?
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4
Silent night?
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5
I actually don't know that song
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6
Aww man. That's ok.
What songs do you know though?
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Frère jacques I would say
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8
I vaguely remember that song, I believe it translates to are you sleeping
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9
Yes, it does indeed
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10.
So who's gonna start? You or me?
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11
what about some Disney songs, or dutch songs, anyone know "even aan mijn moeder vragen"?
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12
I don't know any Dutch songs, but I do know A lot of Disney songs.
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0
*Moderator posts zero. Critical hit.*
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1
Aww. I was just about to sing a song.
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2
Now im the king of the sing of all the jungle VIP (come on and sing along)
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3
Ok you wanna start off?
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4 i seriously JUST started singing 'i wanna be like you' from the junglebook
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5
Sorry. I didn't realize that.
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6
I smell a staff member! Take cover! :O
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7
Nah,it's just me
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8 you kinda look like a staff member though
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9
I dont know what to say.. uh, here. A quote from Star Wars: Republic Commandos
"Hmm. An energy weapon that looks like a slug thrower. I didn't think lizards were that nostalgic!"
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10
ok?
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11
I just didnt know what to say :(
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12
thats okay
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0
Hey guys ^^
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1
Oh hey, long time not seen
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2 Hey Ven! Am i allowed to name you Van for short?
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3
(Because it's nearly Xmas, and only this one time >3>)
Hey you two :D
@lightstone: I mean, you're allowed, but how is Van shorter than Ven? XD
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4
My guess it that is sounds kinda better. I don't know
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5
yeah! ven is nice ^_^ and way easier to type than vetus fall
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6
Be positive my lads
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Zero.
Your positivity can't keep the zeroes away!
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Zero.
You T_T
1 Let's start counting , because how many times you may try, we will keep counting
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Zero.
Also, yes me. :D
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1
Can't break the resistance
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2
HELLO ! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evJ3wrYGXGQ)
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3
Oh hey there
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Zero.
Any establishment can break the resistance if they try hard enough.
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1
Not this one, not this one
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2
Viva la revolución
(Long live the revolution)
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3
For Bricket-Reich.. I mean the revolution >.>
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0
Nope, viva the staff team of TFF. ;P
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1
FOR THE EMPER-
Oops. Wrong place, wrong time.
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2
Don't make me be a communist
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3
Ya mean make the government community based? Like Russia?
How bad can that be? Well actually it it could get very corrupt.
I'll shut up now
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4
Oh no, I'm getting infected by the communism
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5 so... you're turning into Russia
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6
Seems like it
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7
I just realized something quite dark
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8
And what might that be?
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9
Ooooh, tell us the dark fact!
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10
They say people whomst are more intelligent/more gifted tend to have higher suicide rates.
It's also said they percieve the world better... :S
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11
So... smart people think that the world is too good for them and leave?
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12
Actually more the other way around...
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13
I believe the suicide part is because they think of themselves as perfectionist, and that anything below that they think is failure.
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14
Okay. That explains my life so far.
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15
hmmm, maybe it's better if we do a subject switch
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16
Er... ... ... ... socks!
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17
How many of them?
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18
Er... a lot of them!
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19
Loads of socks?
hell yeah
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20
And there are many types of socks as well!
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21
Noice oh so noice
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22
Yeah, so nice. They are the nicest socks.
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23
I like the smell of clean socks like when they are fresh out of the laundry.
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24
Yeah! That's one of the best smells ever!
What did I just start?
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25
how about the smell of new books?
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26
One of the most pleasant things ever, it's like sniffing history, and oddly nostalgic. It's just so nice yet weird to do.
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27
or the smell of petrol...
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0
Newspapers smell nice.
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1
Awwwwwwwww. They do actually.
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2
Bad Fin Bad
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Zero.
Its been awful cold lately.
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1
Bad Alistair, bad T_T
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2 who wants toplay odyssey with me
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3
Albie helped.
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4 tnx al
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5
I'm helping as well :)
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6
Me too
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7
Lots of helpers. ^-^
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Zero.
And a single smilodon.
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1
Bummer.
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2 -- And we will rise again.
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3
Mush, onward and upward
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4 lets-a-go
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5
Gotta go fast!
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6
Sneaking and counting. HeeHee
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7
Rush over the hills, lads
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8 its-a-me lightstone
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9
Oh hey there
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10
Hi
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11 hi
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12
Heyyy!
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0
Friendly inofficial reminder that this board is under the two-word rule.
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1
Okay, noted
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2.
We should have a conversation about food. I like food.
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Zero.
I apparently like the snack combination of cheese stuffed crust pizza and cheesecake.
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Dang it Alistar.
Though that snack combo sounds good to me right now.
1.
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Zero.
It was really good. I had mountain dew voltage alongside it.
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1
Why is the NSA always here to resett the counter?
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Zero.
Why not.
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1. Because we patrons want to win!!
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Zero.
Your efforts to beat the current score are dashed by me.
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1
Be baffled, because we will
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2
You're so mean ;c
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Zero.
Chocolate syrup in orange soda is pretty good imo
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1.
Not you too Evna! D:
Also to be honest that sounds disgusting D:
AND WHAT DOES IMO MEAN? DD:
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Zero.
IMO = In My Opinion.
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Ahhhhhhhh
1.
and oh okay. Thanks Allie.
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2
an all time high
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3
AHAA mwahahahahaaa
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4
wow, what's going on? :o
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5 Oh my gosh!
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6
this is getting out of hand
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7!
We NEED to make it to 10! Hurry!!
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8
I expect a mod strike soon
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Zero.
You were right.
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This is so hard!!
1
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2
but what if I'm left? D:
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3
Victory will be had.
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4
not today, but soonTM
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Zero.
Or not so soon.
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1
it will be soon... very soon
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2 talking about soon, its soon 2018
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3
One more day!
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7 more hours :P
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5
something about 5
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6
Blah blah blah......i don't know what I'm doing.
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7 and I hate fireworks
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8
I love fireworks
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9 nope, to noisy no structure at all
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10
I like fireworks. Unless my Neighbors are nonstop blowing them up.
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11
Fireworks are just awesome, colours, explosions, chaos, it's beautiful
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12 those are the reasons I hate them
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13
For me it's why I love it :D
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14 each to its own I guess
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15
guess I'm a social gadfly
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Zero.
A wild mod appeared!
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1
You again T_T
We shall be victorious
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this year we will win
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3? I think?
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4 yeah sorry forgot to count
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5
oh well, es oki
three hours till new year here. oooo
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Zero.
It's not midnight for me yet either. Normally I easily stay up past it without even trying, but tonight I've been tired for hours already.
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ive been in 2018 for 6 and a half hours
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2, I assume so?
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3
I hope everyone's year is going as good as mine.
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Zero.
So far my year is going well. I don't expect it to stay this way.
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^_^ Keep a positive attitude and you have a better chance.
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2
It's been 2018 for me for 9 hours now. Still amazing
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3
That is great to hear. Just keep it up for the next 364 days.
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Zero.
Hard to keep a positive attitude when your car breaks down and you have to wait months to fix it in the middle of winter.
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1 good luck
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Zero.
Surprisingly, we got the tire ordered. Things won't be so bad after all.
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1
you know what's worse than being tired?
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2
And what is that?
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3
being dead?
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4
Being thirsty?
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Zero.
Being cold?
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1
Being set back?
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2
Shhh, nobody saw anything >.>
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3
Okay. I saw nothing
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4
well, we're in agreement then :D
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5
So, how is everyone doing today?
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Zero.
I'm decent. And Trixsie, you traitor.
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1
Someone's gotta root for the little guy ;)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/XqnOJiPSRGplC2K67sWRVDKZEE4b6CK0R2UOhZ7_uFXQSLEQOvy5HQpKMsn-57RnW13yEA=s152)
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2 she is not staff :P
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3
But her name is yellow, but I'm yellow.....I am so confused.
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0
HAHA!
I am staff... but I'm a rebel.
#rebelscum4life
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1 i thought you were on our side :'(
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2
It appears you can't always trust people >.>
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Zero.
You can always trust me.
To give a zero, that is.
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1
never give up, never surrender!
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2 tnx trix
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3
let's go m80s
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4 wait? what?
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Zero.
I entirely forgot essay formats.
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1
I'm awake
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2
that is good
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3
Yes it is.
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im awake
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Zero.
I'm also awake.
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1
... no, why oh why? D:
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2
It's a disaster!
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3
but we will win
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4
The non-staff will always win!
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oh yes we will, oh yes we will ^_^
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Yes, we will win. Eventually.
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That is one of the few things I'm sure about
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As long as we keep counting and a staff member doesn't notice.
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indeed, as long we keep counting
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So... how's the weather in Belgium?
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Zero.
And you just got to double digits too.
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Absolutely depressing :* :* :*
And how about over there?
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Over in Orkney... it's grey and windy, but not rainy. At least it's not 60 Mph winds, those are inconvenient.
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The weather here is cold. For now.
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Damn Alistair, give us a chance :P
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But the point of the game would be defeated then.
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But how can we break a record?
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Simple, you don't. :P
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Then what's the point of the game then if you can't win it?
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As far as I'm concerned, it's a lot more fun to crash the count after it's been allowed to reach close to record-breaking heights.
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In other words: you guys are just waiting for a revolution
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Hey guys!
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Hey Emtile
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Hey Bricket, how's life?
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It's going okay, it has its' ups and downs
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True. It's relatively the same here
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So, anything planned for tonight?
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Rp, planning on renting and watching a bad movie and game all night. Those are my plans
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sounds like absolute heaven
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It is until I go back to school tomorrow.
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oh well, that's somthing you have to go through
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Yeah, gotta get that education to get a good job, and a car so I can move out hopefully soon
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you've got it
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Yay, how are you doing with school by the way? Or are you done with it?
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I'm in college if you were wondering
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Oh ok. Your opinion, is collage hard?
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I wouldn't say so
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Because you do everything well and enjoy it?
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dificulty is the same as high school, you just need to work
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Oh, so if I work my ash off nonstop in collage I'll be set?
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for me at least it was like that, yes
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Then I'll follow your example.
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good, I hope you'll graduate
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I hope so too
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I'm sure you'll do well
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I'm sure I'll do well as well.
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that's good, that's very good
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I agree. That's very good indeed
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Alright, it's 2 in hte morning.
Why am I still awake?
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Because I'm keeping you awake I guess? It's only 8 at night for me.
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I'm gonna roll with it.
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Yeah just keep on a rolling with the flow of insomnia.
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Insomnia for the actuall win
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Yeah! Mental problems are cool! (we should probably shut up about this now.)
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nah... I don't see why
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Just gonna leave this here...
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I've taken notice of that
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I'm still tired. Why doesn't sleep make me not tired?
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Try to drink some ice cold water
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That shouldn't be too hard to do, I'll just get some water, go outside for a few minutes, and be back with a cup of ice. :)
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When you're tired when waking up it's mostly due to the lack of water
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Yeah, that makes sense. I am feeling somewhat more awake now.
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Did you already drink water?
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Yep, I am now hydrated.
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Dr Bricket to the rescue
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Yay! Thanks Dr Bricket!
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Sadly, we're still in the 40s
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But not for long!
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that is correct
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Now we are in the fifties. Not long until we can break the record!
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I have the feeling they're waiting untill we're at 71
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Yeah, they'll be there, waiting until we are mere inches from our goal, and then suddenly...
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Oh well, let's anticipate to that then
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Yep. We can anticipate that happening. Or we can get to 100.
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Yeah, they'll be there, waiting until we are mere inches from our goal, and then suddenly...
Oh, you know me so well... <3
0 btw.
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Ohaidere... Cheza... how are you?
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oh hey, what a nice surprise
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Yeah, an "absolutely brilliant" surprise.
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So... what should we do about it?
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Type really quickly
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Ohaidere and stuff!
I'm kinda sleepy and in the process of trying to convince myself to head out and try to find/buy the things I need for my crafting projects.
Fake fur is a really nice material to work with, and a lot easier to deal with than I originally thought. I have this strong want to make all the things.
Aside from all that, I'm fine.
How about you?
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what the heck?
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I'm doing fine, just doing some stuff for A-Levels. Kinda boring.
@Bricket Don't question it.
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oh yaay, I have to go to the college building thingy in an hour
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What college-building-thingy?
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I just don't like to repeatedly reset the count when it's low is all.
Besides, I'll have to leave shortly anyway. Might as well be nice for the remainder of my stay.
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Being kind is always good, Cheza :)
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To get a book for my law-exam
(http://goesthink.be/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Kantienberg-compressor.jpg)
this is the building
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That looks... very modern. Will it be hard to find your book?
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Well it has quite the library
(http://goesthink.be/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Mediatheek1.jpeg)
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Okay, so finding the book should be little to no problem :)
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(http://www.architectura.be/img-orig/0514-HART_e20.jpg)
Good thing the building is on a nice location
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I'm gonna leave this before I leave for school again.
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Not if you ask me.
I get to weave rugs!
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i need to know what happened in WW2 every single year
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Same. It's the same routine every year, except explained in a diffrent way. I have a book about it too.
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I read the book called night, it's about how a Jewish boy and his experience in(most of)the holocaust. It was intresting for a while.
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The three last years of previous school were all pretty much WWII only.
But this place is a lot more about "hurrr we beat the Russians (sort of) and we were totally not allied with Germany (except we were)" than about the holocaust and the rest of the world.
I'm past all that now tho, as the school I go to now only teaches sewing and various other related-ish things.
I will admit I'd happily sit and read about WWII again any day of the week tho, as that's far more interesting than reading about advanced care instructions/techniques for wool garments.
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It's always interesting to me
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I just read a book about children's drawings about WWII in Eindhoven last week. Everything that happened suddenly got so much closer.
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I just wrote something about Thatcherism, which starts to become more and more intersting to me
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I'm tryinh to learn Welsh. My name is Welsh for son of the sea.
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In that case, I should learn Hebrew
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Yes. You should, It's super easy.......... totally
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Wow, "American" is an unusual name.
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My name is Irish.
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way to go
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Just got up
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good morning
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Good morning. I can't wait for coffee!
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I love the way coffee smells
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My favorite is dark roast
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I prefer soup
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Soup is good. So long as it is made with coffee!
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Just some chickensoup would be good enough :P
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Sure, don't live a little, it's fine.
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I don't think caffeïnated soup would work :P
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Coffee and some bird seed, then it's off to the office. Going to implement "delta_time" to all moving objects, it's going to be fun.
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I just spilled my water
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and I'm drinking soup... consisting noodles
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I want Ramen now. Thanks Bricket
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Delicious ramen
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I like the chicken flavor and vegetable ones
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Shrimp for life
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Alee, alee, sorry I'm desolee...
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Oh no, linguistical jokes
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I don't actually know too many soups except primary for chicken noodle. Would that be canablisum?
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Guy's, guess what I just bought?
(https://fm.cnbc.com/applications/cnbc.com/resources/img/editorial/2015/08/14/102922510-GettyImages-158914412.530x298.jpg?v=1485898910)
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Oh no, it's SPAM D:
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its good for the family
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The ball python (Python regius), also known as the royal python,[2] is a python species found in sub-Saharan Africa. Like all other pythons, it is a nonvenomous constrictor. This is the smallest of the African pythons and is popular in the pet trade, largely due to its small size and typically docile temperament. No subspecies are currently recognized.[3] The name "ball python" refers to the animal's tendency to curl into a ball when stressed or frightened.[4] The name "royal python"(from the Latin regius) comes from the fact that rulers in Africa would wear the python as jewelry.
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Interesting information
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Maximum adult length of this species is 182 cm (6.0 ft).[5] Females tend to be slightly bigger than males, maturing around 122–137 cm (4.0–4.5 ft). Males typically grow to around 90–107 cm (3.0–3.5 ft).[6] Their build is stocky,[2] while the head is relatively small. The scales are smooth[5] and both sexes have anal spurs on either side of the vent.[7] Although males tend to have larger spurs, this is not definitive, and sex is best determined by manual eversion of the male hemipenes or inserting a probe into the cloaca to check the presence of an inverted hemipenis (if male).[8] When probing to determine sex, males typically measure eight to 10 subcaudal scales, and females typically measure two to four subcaudal scales.[5]
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I like purple crayons, they taste like four.
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So, I saw this autonomous car concept
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The color pattern is typically black or dark brown with light brown or gold sides and dorsal blotches. The belly is a white or cream that may include scattered black markings.[5] However, those in the pet industries have, through selective breeding, developed many morphs (genetic mutations) with altered colors and patterns.[9]
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This car looked neat
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They are found in west Africa from Senegal, Mali, Guinea-Bissau, Guinea, Sierra Leone, Liberia, Ivory Coast, Ghana, Benin, and Nigeria through Cameroon, Chad, and the Central African Republic to Sudan and Uganda. No type locality was given in the original description.[1]
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It was blue and a peugeot
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The ball python bears a strong physical resemblance to the Burmese python, whose adaptive abilities have caused it to become classified as an invasive species in places such as the Florida Everglades. The ball python, however, has not been known to reproduce in the wild outside of its native range and no reproducing wild populations are known in Florida.[10]
Ball pythons prefer grasslands, savannas, and sparsely wooded areas.[2] Termite mounds and empty mammal burrows are important habitats for this species.
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Renault also had a concept car
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It's not the dragon we want.
It's the pony.
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This terrestrial species is known for its defense strategy that involves coiling into a tight ball when threatened, with its head and neck tucked away in the middle. In this state, it can literally be rolled around. Favored retreats include mammal burrows and other underground hiding places, where they also aestivate. In captivity, they are considered good pets, with their relatively small size and placid nature making them easy to handle.[2]
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So here we are starting over
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In the wild, their diet consists mostly of small mammals, such as African soft-furred rats, shrews, and striped mice. Younger individuals have also been known to feed on birds.[5]
I'm not... :/
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Mercedes has some nice cars too
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Females are oviparous, with 3 to 11 rather large, leathery eggs being laid (four to six are most common).[5] These are incubated by the female under the ground (via a shivering motion), and hatch after 55 to 60 days. Sexual maturity is reached at 11–18 months for males, and 20–36 months for females. Age is only one factor in determining sexual maturity and ability to breed; weight is the second factor. Males breed at 600 g or more, but in captivity are often not bred until they are 800 g (1.7 lb), although in captivity, some males have been known to begin breeding at 300-400 g. Females breed in the wild at weights as low as 800 g though 1200 g or more in weight is most common; in captivity, breeders generally wait until they are no less than 1500 g (3.3 lb). Parental care of the eggs ends once they hatch, and the female leaves the offspring to fend for themselves.[8]
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Audi was a bit weak
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Wild-caught specimens have greater difficulty adapting to a captive environment, which can result in refusal to feed, and they generally carry internal or external parasites. Specimens have survived for over 40 years in captivity, with the oldest recorded ball python being kept in captivity 47 years and 6 months until its death in 1992 at the Philadelphia Zoo.[11]
Hundreds of different color patterns are available in captive snakes. Some of the most common are Spider, Pastel, Albino, Mojave, and Lesser. Breeders are continuously creating new designer morphs, and over 5,300 different morphs currently exist.[12]
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BMW could be an interesting brand, but the e-cars are disappointing
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This species is particularly revered in the traditional religion of the Igbo people of southeastern Nigeria. It is considered symbolic of the earth, being an animal that travels so close to the ground. Even among many Christian Igbos, these pythons are treated with great care whenever they happen to wander into a village or onto someone's property; they are allowed to roam freely or are very gently picked up and placed out in a forest or field away from any homes. If one is accidentally killed, many communities in Igboland still build a coffin for the snake's remains and give it a short funeral.[13]
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Fiat?
More like fait
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The Burmese python (Python bivittatus) is one of the five largest species of snakes in the world (about the third-largest as measured either by length or weight). It is native to a large area of tropical South and Southeast Asia. Until 2009, it was considered a subspecies of Python molurus, but now is recognized as belonging to a distinct species.[3]
They are often found near water and are sometimes semi-aquatic, but can also be found in trees. Wild individuals average 3.7 m (12.1 ft) long,[4][5] but have been known to reach 5.74 m (18.8 ft).[6]
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So, I was wondering: Suzuki, great or nah?
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Burmese pythons are dark-colored snakes with many brown blotches bordered in black down the back. The perceived attractiveness of their skin pattern contributes to their popularity with both reptile keepers and the leather industry. The pattern is similar in colour, but different in actual pattern from the African rock python (Python sebae), sometimes resulting in confusion of the two species outside of their natural habitats. The African rock python can generally be distinguished by its tighter pattern of markings, compared to the Burmese python, which has bolder patterns, similar to those seen on a giraffe.[7]
In the wild, Burmese pythons grow to 3.7 m (12 ft 2 in) on average,[4][5] while specimens of more than 4 m (13 ft 1 in) are uncommon.[8][9] This species is sexually dimorphic in size; females average only slightly longer, but are considerably heavier and bulkier than the males. For examples, length-weight comparisons in captive Burmese pythons for individual females have shown: at 3.47 m (11 ft 5 in) length, a specimen weighed 29 kg (64 lb), a specimen of just over 4 m (13 ft 1 in) weighed 36 kg (79 lb), a specimen of 4.5 m (14 ft 9 in) weighed 40 kg (88 lb), and a specimen of 5 m (16 ft 5 in) weighed 75 kg (165 lb). In comparison, length-weight comparisons for males found: a specimen of 2.8 m (9 ft 2 in) weighed 12 kg (26 lb), 2.97 m (9 ft 9 in) weighed 14.5 kg (32 lb), a specimen of 3 m (9 ft 10 in) weighed 7 kg (15 lb), and a specimen of 3.05 m (10 ft 0 in) weighed 18.5 kg (41 lb).[10][11][12][13][14] In general, individuals over 5 m (16 ft 5 in) are rare.[8] The record maximum length for Burmese pythons is held by a female named “Baby”, that lived at Serpent Safari, Gurnee, Illinois, for 27 years. Shortly after death, her actual length was determined to be 5.74 m (18 ft 10 in). Widely published data of specimens that were reported to have been even several feet longer are not verified.[6] Dwarf forms occur on Java, Bali, and Sulawesi. On Bali, they reach an average length of 2 m (6 ft 7 in),[15] and on Sulawesi, they achieve a maximum of 2.5 m (8.2 ft).[16]
Suzuki ftw!
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Doga (you know... Honda) wasn't that great this year
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Burmese pythons are found throughout Southern and Southeast Asia, including eastern India, Nepal, western Bhutan, southeastern Bangladesh, Myanmar, Thailand, Laos, Cambodia, Vietnam, northern continental Malaysia, far southern China (Fujian, Jiangxi, Guangdong, Hainan, Guangxi, and Yunnan),[17] Hong Kong, and in Indonesia on Java, southern Sulawesi, Bali, and Sumbawa.[18] Burmese pythons are also reported from Kinmen, very close to the Chinese mainland, but in Taiwanese territory;[19] the Burmese python belongs to the fauna of Taiwan when Taiwan refers to the Republic of China, but not to the island of Taiwan.
These pythons are excellent swimmers and need a permanent source of water. They can be found in grasslands, marshes, swamps, rocky foothills, woodlands, river valleys, and jungles with open clearings. They are good climbers and have prehensile tails.
Yes but honda isn't suzuki...
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I can count!
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Audi is my fav. brand tho
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Python invasion has been particularly extensive, notably across South Florida, where a large number of pythons can now be found in the Florida Everglades.[20] It has been suggested that the current number of Burmese pythons in the Florida everglades has reached a minimum viable population and become an invasive species. Hurricane Andrew in 1992 was deemed responsible for the destruction of a python breeding facility and zoo, and these escaped snakes spread and populated areas into the Everglades.[21] More than 1,330 [22] have been captured in the Everglades.
By 2007, the Burmese python was found in northern Florida, and in the coastal areas of the Florida Panhandle, and the importation of Burmese pythons was banned in the United States in January 2012 by the U.S. Department of the Interior.[23] A 2012 report stated, "in areas where the snakes are well established, foxes and rabbits have disappeared. Sightings of raccoons are down by 99.3%, opossums by 98.9%, and white-tailed deer by 94.1%."[24] Bird and coyote populations may be threatened, as well as the already-rare Florida panther.[24]
Burmese pythons also compete with the native American alligator, and numerous instances of alligators and pythons attacking - and in some cases, preying on - each other have been reported and recorded.
I like German manufacturers..
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Audi V8 (1988) is the car I aspire to have
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Peperoni...
This is the end my friend///
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The door, oh yeah
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Burmese pythons are mainly nocturnal rainforest dwellers.[25] When young, they are equally at home on the ground and in trees, but as they gain girth, they tend to restrict most of their movements to the ground. They are also excellent swimmers, being able to stay submerged for up to half an hour. Burmese pythons spend the majority of their time hidden in the underbrush. In the northern parts of its range, the Indian python may brumate for some months during the cold season in a hollow tree, a hole in the riverbank, or under rocks. Brumation[26] is biologically distinct from hibernation. While the behaviour has similar benefits, specifically to endure the winter without moving, it also involves preparation of both male and female reproductive organs for the upcoming breeding season. Controversy exists over whether the Burmese species is able to brumate.
Burmese pythons breed in the early spring, with females laying clutches of 12–36 eggs in March or April. They remain with the eggs until they hatch, wrapping around them and twitching their muscles in such a way as to raise the ambient temperature around the eggs by several degrees. Once the hatchlings use their egg tooth to cut their way out of their eggs, no further maternal care is given. The newly hatched often remain inside their eggs until they are ready to complete their first shedding of skin, after which they hunt for their first meal.[27]
Negative
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No The Doors? D:
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Like all snakes, the Burmese python is carnivorous. Its diet consists primarily of appropriately sized birds and mammals. The snake uses its sharp rearward-pointing teeth to seize its prey, then wraps its body around the prey, at the same time contracting its muscles, killing the prey by constriction. It is often found near human habitation due to the presence of rats, mice, and other vermin as a food source. However, its equal affinity for domesticated birds and mammals means it is often treated as a pest. In captivity, its diet consists primarily of commercially available, appropriately sized rats, graduating to larger prey such as rabbits and poultry as it grows. Exceptionally large pythons may even require larger food items such as pigs or goats, and are known to have attacked and eaten alligators and adult deer in Florida, where they are an invasive species.[28][29]
The doors are open!
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I like even numbers, they can be pared up and not one will be singled out.
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The digestive response of Burmese pythons to such large prey has made them a model species for digestive physiology. A fasting python has a reduced stomach volume and acidity, reduced intestinal mass, and a 'normal' heart volume. After ingesting prey, the entire digestive system undergoes a massive remodelling, with rapid hypertrophy of the intestines, production of stomach acid, and a 40% increase in mass of the ventricle of the heart to fuel the digestive process.[30]
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How about... Riders on the Storm?
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Riders in the storm! dun dun...
Wild populations are considered to be "threatened" and are listed on Appendix II of CITES. All the giant pythons (including the Indian python, the African rock python, and the reticulated python) have historically been slaughtered to supply the world leather market, as well as for folk medicines, and captured for the pet trade. Some are also killed for food, particularly in China.
The IUCN has recently listed the Burmese python as "Vulnerable", reflecting its overall population decline. Important reasons for the decline are trade for skins and for food; habitat degradation may be a problem in some upland areas.[1]
In Hong Kong, it is a protected species under Wild Animals Protection Ordinance Cap 170.
The floor is dry again!
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Burmese pythons are often sold as pets, and are made popular by their attractive colour and apparently easy-going nature. However, these animals have a rapid growth rate, and often exceed 2.1 m (6.9 ft) in length in a year if cared for and fed properly. By age four, they will have reached their adult size, though they continue growing very slowly throughout their lives, which may exceed 20 years.
A coiled Burmese python at Berlin Zoo
Although this species has a reputation for docility, they are very powerful animals, capable of inflicting severe bites or even killing a keeper by constriction.[31] They also consume large amounts of food, and due to their size, require large, often custom-built, secure enclosures. As a result, some are released into the wild, and become invasive species that devastate the environment. For this reason, some jurisdictions (including Florida due to the python invasion in the Everglades)[32] have placed restrictions on the keeping of Burmese pythons as pets. Violators could be imprisoned for more than 7 years or fined $500,000 if convicted.
Burmese pythons are opportunistic feeders; they eat almost any time food is offered, and often act hungry even when they have recently eaten. As a result, they are often overfed, causing obesity-related problems to be common in captive Burmese pythons.
Like the much smaller ball python, Burmese pythons are known to be easygoing or timid creatures, which means that if cared for properly, they can easily adjust to living near humans.[citation needed]
Floor is wet...
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how we doing so far?
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Doing neatly I would say
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Although pythons are typically afraid of people due to their high stature, and generally avoid humans, special care is still required when handling them. Given their adult strength, multiple handlers (up to one person per meter of snake) are usually recommended.[33] Some jurisdictions require owners to hold special licenses, and as with any wild animal being kept in captivity, treating them with the respect an animal of this size commands is important.[citation needed]
Knock it off on the table, please.
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So, what's the biggest friendship killer? Risk, Monopoly or Uno?
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Chess is the biggest friendship killer
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A .45?
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Talking about taking a shot
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The russians shot for the moon...
They exploded.
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Oh no, I am running out of fingers and toes, I don't know how much higher I can count
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Nuke the moon?
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The N1 (Russian: Н1, from Ракета-носитель, Raketa-Nositel, carrier)[3] was a super heavy-lift launch vehicle intended to deliver payloads beyond low Earth orbit, acting as the Soviet counterpart to the US Saturn V.[4][5] It was designed with crewed extra-orbital travel in mind. Development work started on the N1 in 1959.[5] Its first stage is the most powerful rocket stage ever built.[6]
The N1-L3 version was developed to compete with the United States Apollo-Saturn V to land a man on the Moon, using the same lunar orbit rendezvous method. The basic N1 launch vehicle had three stages, which was to carry the L3 lunar payload into low Earth orbit with two cosmonauts. The L3 contained an Earth departure stage; another stage used for mid-course corrections, lunar orbit insertion, and powered descent initiation; a single-pilot LK Lander spacecraft; and a two-pilot Soyuz 7K-LOK lunar orbital spacecraft for return to Earth. The Apollo spacecraft was able to carry three astronauts (landing two on the Moon), and relied on the Saturn V's third stage for Earth departure.
N1-L3 was underfunded and rushed, starting development in October 1965, almost four years after the Saturn V. The project was badly derailed by the death of its chief designer Sergei Korolev in 1966. Each of the four attempts to launch an N1 failed; during the second launch attempt the N1 rocket crashed back onto its launch pad shortly after liftoff and exploded, resulting in one of the largest artificial non-nuclear explosions in human history. The N1 program was suspended in 1974, and in 1976 was officially canceled. Along with the rest of the Soviet manned lunar programs, the N1 was kept secret almost until the collapse of the Soviet Union in December 1991; information about the N1 was first published in 1989.
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Nuke the earth, we humans messed it up anyway. It's like pressing the reset button
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Nah, don't nuke it
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No, don't nuke the Earth. All the animals will die, and I like most of them...
Development began under the direction of Sergei Korolev at his OKB-1 Design Bureau. The original design proposed a 50-metric-ton (110,000 lb) payload[7] intended as a launcher for military space stations and a crewed flyby of Venus and Mars in the TMK (Russian acronym for Heavy Interplanetary Spacecraft) using a nuclear engine upper stage. The N1 was the largest of three proposed designs; the N2 was somewhat smaller and intended to compete with Vladimir Chelomei's proposed UR-200, and the much smaller N3, which would replace Korolev's "workhorse" R-7 rocket. At this point the N-series was strictly a "paper project".
In December 1959, a meeting was called with all of the chief designers, who presented their latest designs to the military. Korolev presented the N-series along with a much more modest series of upgrades to the R-7. Vladimir Chelomei, Korolev's rival, presented his "Universal Rocket" series, which used a common lower stage in various clustered configurations to meet a wide variety of payload requirements. Mikhail Yangel, perhaps the most successful of the three but with little political power, presented the small R-26 intended to replace the R-16, the much larger R-36 ICBM, as well as the SK-100, a space launcher based on a huge cluster of R-16's. In the end the military planners selected Chelomei's UR-100 as the new "light" ICBM, and Yangel's R-36 for the "heavy" role. They saw no need for any of the larger dedicated launchers, but also gave Korolev funding to develop the Molniya (8K78) adaptation of the R-7.
In March 1961, during a meeting at Baikonur, designers discussed the N1 design, along with a competing Glushko design, the R-20. In June, Korolev was given a small amount of funding for N1 development between 1961 and 1963. In May 1961 a government report, On Reconsideration of the Plans for Space Vehicles in the Direction of Defense Purposes, set the first test launch of the N1 rocket for 1965.
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Nuke the earth a little bit?
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I can already tell this is WWIII
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When the US announced in May 1961 the goal of landing a man on the Moon, Korolev proposed a lunar mission based on a new spacecraft, eventually known as Soyuz, that was designed for Earth orbit rendezvous. Several launches would be used to build up a complete moon package, one for the Soyuz, another for the lunar lander, and additional launches with cislunar engines and fuel. This approach makes the least demands on the launch vehicle, as the payload mass is reduced for any one launch. This is at the expense of requiring a rapid launch rate to ensure that the modules are built up before running out of consumables while waiting on-orbit. Even using this profile the lunar boosters and fuel were too large for any existing Soviet launcher, and Korolev proposed the N1 be used for this role.
To power the new design, Valentin Glushko, who then held a near-monopoly on rocket engine design in the Soviet Union, proposed a new engine, the RD-270, running on unsymmetrical dimethylhydrazine (UDMH) and nitrogen tetroxide (N2O4). This formula is hypergolic (i.e., its components ignite on contact, reducing the complexity of the combustion system), and was widely used in Glushko's existing engine designs used on various ICBMs. The propellant pair UDMH/N2O4 has a lower potential specific impulse than kerosene/liquid oxygen, but because the RD-270 used the much more efficient full flow staged combustion cycle, as opposed to the simple gas-generator cycle used on the American F-1 rocket engine, the specific impulse of the RD-270 was higher than the F-1.
Yes! Nuke the Earth a little bit!
Chernobyl proves that radiation is but a minor inconvenience for animal and plantlife.
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Third time best time ^_^
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Reset?
Wish granted!
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Korolev felt that the toxic nature of the fuels and their exhaust presented a safety risk for crewed space flight, and that kerosene/LOX was a better solution. Glushko pointed out that the US Titan rockets used to launch Gemini spacecraft also used UDMH/N2O4 propellants. The Americans also had a 5-year head start with F-1 engine development, and were still facing combustion stability problems. Glushko held it was unrealistic and unfair to expect him to stake his reputation on miraculously delivering a similar engine virtually overnight with practically no money, primitive computer technology and an inferior kerosene fuel prone to coking (leaving contaminating deposits of unburned carbon) at high temperatures, as opposed to the rocket-grade kerosene used in the Saturn V.
There were strong personal resentments between the two, Korolev holding Glushko responsible for his near-death at Kolyma Gulag and the failure of his first marriage as a result, and Glushko considering Korolev to be irresponsibly cavalier and autocratic in his attitudes towards things outside his competence. Glushko refused outright to work on LOX/kerosene engines, and with Korolev in general. He instead teamed up with other rocket designers to build the very successful Proton rocket, Zenit rocket and Energia rocket.
Later, Glushko did build a four-chamber LOX/Kerosene engine even more powerful and advanced than the F-1, known as the RD-170. Its development took over ten years, despite it being 20 years after the American F-1, due to the relative backwardness of the USSR's industrial base as foreseen by Glushko. This probably vindicated his decision not to support the development of such an engine for the N1 rocket.
If I am a k9, I will flourish!
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The difference of opinions led to a falling out between Korolev and Glushko. In 1962, a committee that was appointed to break the logjam agreed with Korolev. Since Glushko refused to work on such a design, Korolev eventually gave up and decided to enlist the help of Nikolai Kuznetsov, the OKB-276 jet engine designer.
Kuznetsov, who had limited experience in rocket design, responded with a fairly small engine known as the NK-15, which would be delivered in several versions tuned to different altitudes. To achieve the required amount of thrust, it was proposed that a large number of NK-15s would be used in a clustered configuration around the outer rim of the lower-stage booster. The "inside" of the ring of engines would be open, with air piped into the hole via inlets near the top of the booster stage. The air would be mixed with the exhaust in order to provide thrust augmentation, as well as additional combustion with the deliberately fuel-rich exhaust. The ring-like arrangement of so many rocket engine nozzles on the N1's first stage could have been an attempt at creating a crude version of a toroidal aerospike engine system; more conventional aerospike engines were also studied.
@Mm
No, just let Donald Trump convince everyone to drink cyanide laced kool-aid.
That happened before.
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Just don't kill all human beings?
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All it takes is one nuke in the wrong direction to screw everything up.
I know we are kidding but We do not need a WWIII
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WW3? let's do it!
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Meanwhile, Chelomei's OKB-52 proposed an alternate mission with much lower risk. Instead of a crewed landing, Chelomei proposed a series of circumlunar missions which he felt would be able to beat the US. He also proposed a new booster for the mission, clustering three of his existing UR-200 designs (known as the SS-10 in the west) to produce a single larger booster, the UR-500. These plans were dropped when Glushko offered Chelomei the RD-270, which allowed the construction of a much simpler "monoblock" design, also known as the UR-500. He also proposed adapting an existing spacecraft design for the circumlunar mission, the single-cosmonaut LK-1. Chelomei felt that improvements in early UR-500/LK-1 missions would allow the spacecraft to be adapted for two cosmonauts.
The Soviet military, specifically the Strategic Missile Forces, was reluctant to support what was essentially a politically motivated project with little military utility, but both Korolev and Chelomei pushed for a lunar mission. For some time, between 1961 and 1964, Chelomei's less aggressive proposal was accepted, and development of his UR-500 and the LK-1 were given a high priority.
As long as all weapons are biodegradable, I'm fine with it...
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Chit-chat about ww3, how delightful
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Who's joking? We really did mess up the planet?
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Since the US Project Gemini reversed the Soviet lead in human space exploration by 1966, Korolev was able to persuade Leonid Brezhnev to let him pursue his plans to make a lunar landing before the US.[citation needed] This required much larger boosters.
Korolev proposed a larger N1, combined with a new lunar package known as the L3. The L3 combined the lunar engines, an adapted Soyuz spacecraft (the LOK) and the new LK lunar lander in a single package. Chelomei responded with a clustered UR-500-derived vehicle, topped with the L1 spacecraft already under development, and a lander of their own design. Korolev's proposal was selected as the winner in August 1964, while Chelomei was told to continue with his circumlunar UR-500/L1 work.
It's either ww3, or some other apocalypse.
I prefer zambies, tbh, tho...
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I'd rather that than kill each other
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So, what calms everyone down here from a stressy situation?
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But, it's soo much fun to kill them, and have a post-apocalyptic landscape all for yourself and your friends!
When Khrushchev was overthrown later in 1964, infighting between the two teams started anew. In October 1965, the Soviet government ordered a compromise; the circumlunar mission would be launched on Chelomei's UR-500 using Korolev's Soyuz spacecraft in place of their own Zond design, aiming for a launch in 1967, the 50th anniversary of the Bolshevik Revolution. Korolev, meanwhile, would continue with his original N1-L3 proposal. Korolev had clearly won the argument, but work on the L1 continued anyway, as well as the Zond.
Korolev died in 1966 due to complications after minor surgery, and the work was taken over by his deputy, Vasily Mishin. Mishin did not have Korolev's political astuteness or power, a problem that led to the eventual downfall of the N1, and of the lunar mission as a whole.
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or we could plan systematical population reduction by limiting reproduction
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I go with that
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The N1 was a very large rocket, standing 105 meters (344 ft) tall with its L3 payload. The N1-L3 consisted of five stages in total: the first three (N1) for insertion into a low Earth parking orbit, and another two (L3) for translunar injection and lunar orbit insertion. Fully loaded and fueled, the N1-L3 weighed 2,750 tonnes (6,060,000 lb). The lower three stages were shaped to produce a single frustum 17 meters (56 feet) wide at the base,[8] while the L3 section was mostly cylindrical, carried inside a shroud 3.5 meters (11 feet) (estimated) wide.[9] The conical shaping of the lower stages was due to the arrangement of the tanks within, a smaller spherical kerosene tank on top of the larger liquid oxygen tank below.
The first stage, Block A, was powered by 30 NK-15 engines arranged in two rings, the main ring of 24 at the outer edge of the booster and the core propulsion system consisting of the inner 6 engines at about half diameter.[10] The engines were the first ever staged combustion cycle engines. The control system was primarily based on differential throttling of the engines of the outer ring for pitch and yaw. The core propulsion system was not used for control.[11] The Block A also included four grid fins, which were later used on Soviet air-to-air missile designs. In total, the Block A produced 45,400 kN (10,200,000 lbf)[12][13][14] of thrust. This exceeded the 33,700 kN (7,600,000 lbf) thrust of the Saturn V.[15] The Saturn V used higher-specific impulse liquid hydrogen fuel in the second and third stages, which eliminated one of the stages needed to get to translunar injection, thus saving weight.
Yeah, like that worked for China, didn't it?
I mean, shure. I beats war / pestilence...
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Snuggles always reduces stress for me. But my hubby is out and he is the best snuggler.
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It prevented China hitting 2Billion
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Maybe I can snuggle with you
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@Bt
I still think that if you wanna go that route, you have to be sneaky about it.
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Sure.
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Don't worry, BricketReich will help
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Get them separate.
Have the goverment tax the living hell out of apartments in scertain areas near colleges, universities, and important work places, like powerplants, labaratoria, and airfields.
Give students and people who work at the jobs you favour as important, as a goverment, tax exemption for their apartement soo they can live them.
Then, use the taxening to hoard all your sub-humans into slums, and you guessed it! Pump their drinking water full of anticonceptives!
What do ya think?
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I didn't know you like Mark Rutte
(https://www.powned.tv/media/124755/rutjerutjrtuje.jpg?anchor=center&mode=crop&quality=80&width=1024&height=576&rnd=131491799930000000)
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The man who litterally forgot that he was minister-president for half a year?
At least, so I've heard... :/
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Looks like some people might need Thierry
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Yes I do
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No, it's not!
It's just some slightly controlled reproduction, to make shure that we get more smart people, and less stupid people...
You might wanna be on the right side of the system, there... ;)
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Seriously, I do not have many more toes and fingers. Don't know how to count higher
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Install a script!
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I feel bad for Cheza, doing this on her/his own
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Don't scurry if you can't flinch, Emtile...
The second stage, Block B, was powered by 8 NK-15V engines arranged in a single ring. The only major difference between the NK-15 and -15V was the engine bell and various tunings for air-start and high-altitude performance. The upper stage, Block V (В/V being the third letter in the Russian alphabet), mounted four smaller NK-21 engines in a square.
During the N1's lifetime, a series of improved engines was introduced to replace those used in the original design. The first stage used an adaptation of the NK-15 known as the NK-33, the second stage a similar modification known as the NK-43, and finally the third stage used the NK-31. The resulting modified N1 was known as the N1F, but did not fly before the project's cancellation.
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When did I scurry?
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Be nice to Emtile, our enemy is Cheza
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No, don't mention her.
It is she, who's name should never be spoken! >_>
The KORD (Russian acronym for KOntrol Raketnykh Dvigateley—literally "Control (of) Rocket Engines"—Russian: Контроль ракетных двигателей)[16] was the automatic engine control system devised to throttle, shutdown and monitor the large cluster of 30 engines in Block A (the first stage). The KORD system controlled the differential thrusting of the outer ring of 24 engines for pitch and yaw attitude control by throttling them appropriately and it also shut down malfunctioning engines situated opposite each other. This was to negate the pitch or yaw moment diametrically opposing engines in the outer ring would generate, thus maintaining symmetrical thrust. Block A could perform nominally with two pairs of opposing engines shut down (26/30 engines), Block B with one pair of opposing engines shutdown (6/8 engines) and Block V with one engine shut down (3/4 engines). Unfortunately the KORD system was unable to react to rapidly occurring processes such as the exploding turbo-pump during the 5L launch.[17] Due to the deficiencies of the KORD system a new computer system was developed for the last launch, vehicle 7L, called the S-530. It was the first Soviet digital guidance and control system.[18] The telemetry system relayed data back at an estimated rate of 9.6 gigabytes per second on 320,000 channels on 14 frequencies. Commands could be sent to an ascending N1 at the same rate.[19]
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But seriously: who wants some Thierry?
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oke
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Can we get an example of this Thierry?
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Hello Aveq, welcome
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At 105 meters (344 ft), the N1-L3 was slightly shorter and more slender overall, than the American Apollo-Saturn V (111 meters, 363 ft), but wider at the base (17 m/56 ft vs. 10 m/33 ft). The N1 produced more thrust in each of its three stages than the Saturn V. It also produced more total impulse in its first four stages than the Saturn V did in its three (see table below).
The N1 was intended to place the ≈95 t (209,000 lb) L3 payload into low Earth orbit,[20] whereas the Saturn V placed the roughly 45 t (100,000 lb) Apollo spacecraft, plus 74.4 t (164,100 lb) of fuel for translunar injection, into Earth parking orbit. L3 translunar injection of a 23.5 t (52,000 lb) payload was to be provided by the fourth stage. The N1-L3 would have been able to convert only 9.3% of its three-stage total impulse into Earth orbit payload momentum (compared to 12.14% for the Saturn V), and only 3.1% of its four-stage total impulse into translunar payload momentum, compared to 6.2% for the Saturn V.
The N1-L3 used only kerosene-based rocket fuel in all three of its stages, while the Saturn V used liquid hydrogen to fuel its second and third stages, which yielded an overall performance advantage due to the higher specific impulse. The N1 also wasted available propellant volume by using spherical propellant tanks under its conical-shaped external skin, while the Saturn V used most of its available cylindrical skin volume to house capsule-shaped hydrogen and oxygen tanks, with common bulkheads between the tanks in the second and third stages.
The Saturn V also had a superior reliability record: it never lost a payload in two development and eleven operational launches, while four N1 development launch attempts all resulted in failure, with two payload losses.
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Thank you for the welcome
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Here is some Thierry
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/d1342fdb5c443973b648abd76ffa6b8c/tenor.gif)
Also: Welcome Aveq
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Apollo-Saturn V[21] N1-L3
Diameter, maximum 10 m (33 ft) 17 m (56 ft)
Height w/ payload 111 m (363 ft) 105 m (344 ft)
Gross weight 2,938 t (6,478,000 lb) 2,750 t (6,060,000 lb)[12]
First stage S-IC Block A
Thrust, SL 33,000 kN (7,500,000 lbf) 45,400 kN (10,200,000 lbf)[12][13]
Burn time 168 seconds 125 seconds
Second stage S-II Block B
Thrust, vac 5,141 kN (1,155,800 lbf) 14,040 kN (3,160,000 lbf)
Burn time 384 seconds 120 seconds
Orbital insertion stage S-IVB (burn 1) Block V
Thrust, vac 901 kN (202,600 lbf) 1,610 kN (360,000 lbf)
Burn time 147 seconds 370 seconds
Total impulse[Note 1] 7,711,000 kilonewton·seconds (1,733,600,000 pound·seconds) 7,956,000 kilonewton·seconds (1,789,000,000 pound·seconds)
Orbital payload 120,200 kg (264,900 lb)[Note 2] 95,000 kg (209,000 lb)
Injection velocity 7,793 m/s (25,568 ft/s) 7,793 m/s (25,570 ft/s)[Note 3]
Payload momentum 936,300,000 kilogram·meters per second (210,500,000 slug·feet per second) 740,300,000 kilogram·meters per second (166,440,000 slug·feet per second)
Propulsive efficiency 12.14% 9.31%
Earth departure stage S-IVB (burn 2) Block G
Thrust, vac 895 kN (201,100 lbf) 446 kN (100,000 lbf)
Burn time 347 seconds 443 seconds
Total impulse[Note 1] 8,022,000 kilonewton·seconds (1,803,400,000 pound·seconds) 8,153,000 kilonewton·seconds (1,833,000,000 pound·seconds)
Translunar payload 45,690 kg (100,740 lb) 23,500 kg (51,800 lb)
Injection velocity 10,834 m/s (35,545 ft/s) 10,834 m/s (35,540 ft/s)[Note 3]
Payload momentum 495,000,000 kilogram·meters per second (111,290,000 slug·feet per second) 254,600,000 kilogram·meters per second (57,240,000 slug·feet per second)
Propulsive efficiency 6.17% 3.12%
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Nearly a half century
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I want some Thierry pie now.
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Thierry is the best
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No idea what you all mean
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Complex plumbing was needed to feed fuel and oxidizer into the clustered arrangement of rocket engines. This proved to be extremely fragile, and was a major factor in the design's launch failures. Furthermore, the N1's Baikonur launch complex could not be reached by heavy barge. To allow transport by rail, all the stages had to be broken down and re-assembled. The engines for Block A were only test-fired individually and the entire cluster of 30 engines was never static test fired as a unit. Sergei Khrushchev (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sergei_Khrushchev) stated that only two out of every batch of six engines were tested, and not the units actually intended for use in the booster. The reason for this was that the NK-15 engines had a number of valves that were activated by pyrotechnics rather than hydraulic or mechanical means, this being a weight-saving measure. Once shut, the valves could not be re-opened.[22] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N1_(rocket)#cite_note-25) As a result, the complex and destructive vibrational modes (which ripped apart propellant lines and turbines) as well as exhaust plume and fluid dynamic problems (causing vehicle roll, vacuum cavitation, and other problems) in Block A were not discovered and worked out before flight.[23] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N1_(rocket)#cite_note-26) Blocks B and V were static test fired as complete units.
Because of its technical difficulties and lack of funding for full-up testing the N1 never completed a test flight. All four uncrewed launches out of 12 planned tests ended in failure, each before first-stage separation. The longest flight lasted 107 seconds, just before first-stage separation. Two test launches occurred in 1969, one in 1971, and the final one in 1972.
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Yea, I am lost to
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Thierry Baudet is probably one of my favourite politicians
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I had a hot chocolate and now I'm too hot myself...
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Same, but then with icewater...
Mishin continued with the N1F project after the cancellation of plans for a crewed Moon landing, in the hope that the booster would be used to build a moonbase. The program was terminated in 1974 when Mishin was replaced by Glushko. Two N1Fs were being readied for launch at the time, but these plans were canceled.
The program was followed by the "Vulkan" concept for a huge launch vehicle (with Syntin/LOX, later replaced by LH2/LOX as fuel on the 2nd and 3rd stages), and then in 1976, by the commencement of the Energia/Buran program.[24][25]
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O thanks Bricket for the welcome only just noticed under the gif
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i'm having ramen right now, but threw some meatballs in it
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I'd like some instant noodles
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N1 1L – full scale dynamic test model, each stage was individually dynamically tested; the full N1 stack was only tested at 1/4 scale.[26]
N1 2L (1M1) – Facilities Systems Logistic Test and Training Vehicle (FSLT & TV); two first stages painted gray, third stage gray-white and L3 white.[27]
N1 3L – first launch attempt, engine fire, exploded at 12 km.
N1 4L – Block A LOX tank developed cracks; never launched, parts from Block A used for other launchers; rest of airframe structure scrapped.[28]
N1 5L – partially painted gray; first night launch; launch failure destroyed pad 110 East.
N1 6L – launched from the second pad 110 West, deficient roll control, destroyed after 51s.
N1 7L – all white, last launch attempt; engine cutoff at 40 kilometres (22 nmi) caused propellant line hammering, rupturing the fuel system.
N1 8L and 9L – flight ready N1Fs with improved NK-33 engines in Block A, scrapped when the program was canceled.
N1 10L – uncompleted, scrapped along with 8L and 9L.
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Thanks, also: best idea I ever had
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I am going to have to get to work sometime soon.
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I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED!!!!
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oh no D:
Welp, beat the co-workers at work I would say
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oh no
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Yo my washer is going off like a machine gun
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The two flight-ready N1Fs were scrapped and their remains could still be found around Baikonur years later used as shelters and storage sheds. The boosters were deliberately broken up in an effort to cover up the USSR's failed moon attempts, which was publicly stated to be a paper project in order to fool the US into thinking there was a race going on. This cover story lasted until glasnost, when the remaining hardware was seen publicly on display.
The advanced engines for the N1F escaped destruction. Although the rocket as a whole was unreliable, the NK-33 and NK-43 engines are considered rugged and reliable when used as a standalone unit. About 150 engines survived, and in the mid-1990s, Russia sold 36 engines to Aerojet General for $1.1 million each. This company also acquired a license for the production of new engines.
No, nobody summoned you. Go away! >:C
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Oh no, well let's do it again
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Seriously, I am going to get her IP and DOS her! When let the counting begin.
@Bricket, no co-workers, just me and three computers. It get's lonely sometimes.
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The US company Kistler Aerospace worked on incorporating these engines into a new rocket design, with which Kistler sought to eventually offer commercial launch services, before declaring bankruptcy. Aerojet also modified the NK-33 to incorporate thrust vector control capability for Orbital Science's Antares launch vehicle. Antares used two of the modified NK-33's, which Aerojet renamed the AJ-26, for first stage propulsion. The first four launches of the Antares were successful, but on the fifth launch the rocket exploded shortly after launch. Preliminary failure analysis by Orbital pointed to a possible turbopump failure in one NK-33/AJ-26. Given Aerojet's previous problems with the NK-33/AJ-26 engine during the modification and test program (two engine failures in static test firings, one of which caused major damage to the test stand) and the later in-flight failure, Orbital decided that the NK-33/AJ-26 was simply not reliable enough for future use.[29]
In Russia, N1 engines were not used again until 2004, when the remaining 70 or so engines were incorporated into a new rocket design, the Soyuz 3.[30][31] As of 2005, the project has been frozen due to the lack of funding. Instead, the NK-33 was incorporated into the first stage of a light variant of the Soyuz rocket, which was first launched on 28 December 2013.[32]
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Hey she's trying
What's up Aveq
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What job do you have?
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February 21, 1969: serial number 3L – Zond L1S-1 (Soyuz 7K-L1S (Zond-M) modification of Soyuz 7K-L1 "Zond" spacecraft) for Moon flyby
A few seconds into launch, a transient voltage caused the KORD to shut down Engine #12. After this happened, the KORD shut off Engine #24 to maintain symmetrical thrust. At T+6 seconds, pogo oscillation in the #2 engine tore several components off their mounts and started a propellant leak. At T+25 seconds, further vibrations ruptured a fuel line and caused RP-1 to spill into the aft section of the booster. When it came into contact with the leaking gas, a fire started. The fire then burned through wiring in the power supply, causing electrical arcing which was picked up by sensors and interpreted by the KORD as a pressurization problem in the turbopumps. The KORD responded by issuing a general command to shut down the entire first stage at T+68 seconds into launch. This signal was also transmitted up to the second and third stages, "locking" them and preventing a manual ground command from being sent to start their engines. Telemetry also showed that the power generators in the N-1 continued functioning until impact with the ground at T+183 seconds. Investigators discovered the remains of the rocket 32 miles (52 kilometers) from the launch pad. Vasily Mishin had initially blamed the generators for the failure, as he could not think of any other reason why all 30 engines would shut down at once, but this was quickly disproven by telemetry data and the recovery of the generators from the crash site. They had survived in good condition and were shipped back to the Istra plant, where they were refurbished and worked without any problems under bench testing. The investigative team did not speculate as to whether the burning first stage could have continued flying if the KORD system had not shut it down. The KORD was found to have a number of serious design flaws and poorly programmed logic. One unforeseen flaw was that its operating frequency, 1000Hz, happened to perfectly coincide with vibration generated by the propulsion system, and the shutdown of Engine #12 at liftoff was believed to have been caused by pyrotechnic devices opening a valve, which produced a high frequency oscillation that went into adjacent wiring and was assumed by the KORD to be an overspeed condition in the engine's turbopump. The wiring in Engine #12 was believed to be particularly vulnerable to this effect due to its length, however other engines had similar wiring and were unaffected. Also, the system ended up drawing 25V instead of its designed 15V due to the ruptured power lines. The control wiring was relocated and coated with asbestos for fireproofing and the operating frequency changed. [33][34] The launch escape system was activated and did its job properly, saving the mockup of the spacecraft. All subsequent flights had freon fire extinguishers installed next to every engine.[35][36] According to Sergei Afanasiev, the logic of the command to shut down the entire cluster of 30 engines in Block A was incorrect in that instance, as the subsequent investigation revealed.[37][38]
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@Emtile just got back from the other side of the city, how are you doing?
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July 3, 1969: serial number 5L – Zond L1S-2 for Moon orbit and flyby and intended photography of possible crewed landing sites
The second N-1 vehicle carried a modified L1 Zond spacecraft and live escape tower. Boris Chertok claimed that a mass model lunar module was also carried; however, most sources indicate that only the L1S-2 and boost stages were on board N-1 5L. Launch took place at 11:18 PM Moscow time. For a few moments, the rocket lifted into the night sky. As soon as it cleared the tower, there was a flash of light, and debris could be seen falling from the bottom of the first stage. All the engines instantly shut down except engine #18. This caused the N-1 to lean over at a 45-degree angle and drop back onto launch pad 110 East.[39] The nearly 2300 tons of propellant on board triggered a massive blast and shock wave that shattered windows across the launch complex and sent debris flying as far as 6 miles (10 kilometers) from the epicenter of the explosion. Launch crews were permitted outside half an hour after the accident and encountered droplets of unburned RP-1 still raining down from the sky. The majority of the N-1's propellant load had not been consumed in the accident, and most of what had burned was in the first stage of the rocket. Moreover, the worst-case scenario, mixing of the RP-1 and LOX to form an explosive gel, had not occurred. The subsequent investigation revealed that up to 85% of the propellant on board the rocket did not detonate, reducing the force of the blast.[40] The launch escape system had activated at the moment of engine shutdown (T+15 seconds) and pulled the L1S-2 capsule to safety 1.2 miles (2 kilometers) away. Impact with the pad occurred at T+23 seconds. Launch Complex 110 East was thoroughly leveled by the blast, with the concrete pad caved in and one of the lighting towers knocked over and twisted around itself. Despite the devastation, most of the telemetry tapes were found intact in the debris field and examined.
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If you fry on friday, is it called fryday?
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@Aveq, I'm quite well it's the weekend so I'm off from school and have to deal with my annoying siblings.
Yes.
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I like to call it "Fries Day", because ANY day can be "Fries Day". ;)
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Ah, fair enough, I'm not sure if I'll go out tomorrow yet
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Great to see you here Justin :)
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I game developer. My hubby has me on a three title lease, and if I can not manage to gain traction, we will switch. I really hope I do pull it off, because if I can not make it with code, then it's back to labour jobs :( .
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Just before liftoff, the LOX turbopump in the #8 engine exploded (the pump was recovered from the debris and found to have signs of fire and melting), the shock wave severing surrounding propellant lines and starting a fire from leaking fuel. The fire damaged various components in the thrust section[41] leading to the engines gradually being shut down between T+10 and T+12 seconds. The KORD had shut off engines #7, #19, #20, and #21 after detecting abnormal pressure and pump speeds. Telemetry did not provide any explanation as to what shut off the other engines. Engine #18, which had caused the booster to lean over 45 degrees, continued operating until impact, something engineers were never able to satisfactorily explain. It could not be determined exactly why the #8 turbopump had exploded. Working theories were that either a piece of a pressure sensor had broken off and lodged in the pump, or that its impeller blades had rubbed against the metal casing, creating a friction spark that ignited the LOX. The #8 engine had operated erratically prior to shutdown and that a pressure sensor detected "incredible force" in the pump. Vasily Mishin believed that a pump rotor had disintegrated, but Alexander Kuznetsov argued that the NK-15 engines were entirely blameless and Mishin, who had defended the use of Kuznetsov's engines two years earlier, could not publicly come out and challenge him. Kuznetsov succeeded in getting the postflight investigative committee to rule the cause of the engine failure as "ingestion of foreign debris". Vladimir Barmin, chief director of launch facilities at Baikonur, also argued that the KORD should be locked for the first 15-20 seconds of flight to prevent a shutdown command from being issued until the booster had cleared the pad area.[42][43] The destroyed complex was photographed by American satellites, disclosing that the Soviet Union was building a Moon rocket.[36] After this flight, fuel filters were installed in later models.[36] It also took 18 months to rebuild the launch pad and delayed launches. This was one of the largest artificial non-nuclear explosions in human history and was visible that evening 22 miles (35 kilometres) away at Leninsk (See Tyuratam).[44]
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Oh, do you like being a developper?
Maybe you can help me: should I go for the job as Test engineer?
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hippopotamus
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Aveq, a small tip: try to post 2 words per post or else the system might get overloaded :P
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Glad to be here! ;)
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June 26, 1971: serial number 6L – dummy Soyuz 7K-LOK (Soyuz 7K-L1E No.1) and dummy LK module-spacecraft
Soon after lift-off, due to unexpected eddies and counter-currents at the base of Block A (the first stage), the N-1 experienced an uncontrolled roll beyond the capability of the control system to compensate. The KORD computer sensed an abnormal situation and sent a shutdown command to the first stage, but as noted above, the guidance program had since been modified to prevent this from happening until 50 seconds into launch. The roll, which had initially been 6° per second, began rapidly accelerating. At T+39 seconds, the booster was rolling at nearly 40° per second, causing the inertial guidance system to go into gimbal lock and at T+48 seconds, the vehicle disintegrated from structural loads. The interstage truss between the second and third stages twisted apart and the latter separated from the stack and at T+50 seconds, the cutoff command to the first stage was unblocked and the engines immediately shut down. The upper stages impacted about 4 miles (7 kilometers) from the launch complex. Despite the engine shutoff, the first and second stages still had enough momentum to travel for some distance before falling to earth about 9 miles (15 kilometers) from the launch complex and blasting a 15-meter-deep (50-foot) crater in the steppe.[45] This N1 had dummy upper stages without the rescue system. The next, last vehicle would have a much more powerful stabilization system with dedicated engines (in the previous versions stabilization was done by directing exhaust from the main engines). The engine control system would also be reworked, increasing the number of sensors from 700 to 13,000.[36][46]
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Break the servers :o
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Butts
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No like seriously: just keep every post with 2 words minimum
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November 23, 1972: serial number 7L – regular Soyuz 7K-LOK (Soyuz 7K-LOK No.1) and dummy LK module-spacecraft for Moon flyby
The start and lift-off went well. At T+90 seconds, a programmed shutdown of the core propulsion system (the six center engines) was performed to reduce structural stress on the booster. Because of excessive dynamic loads caused by a hydraulic shock wave when the six engines were shut down abruptly, lines for feeding fuel and oxidizer to the core propulsion system burst and a fire started in the boattail of the booster; in addition, the #4 engine exploded. The first stage broke up starting at T+107 seconds and all telemetry data ceased at T+110 seconds. The launch escape system activated and pulled the Soyuz 7K-LOK to safety. The upper stages were ejected from the stack and crashed into the steppe. An investigation revealed that the abrupt shutdown of the engines led to fluctuations in the fluid columns of the feeder pipes which ruptured and spilled fuel and oxidizer onto the shut down, but still hot, engines. A failure of the #4 engine turbopump was also suspected. It was believed that the launch could have been salvaged had ground controllers sent a manual command to jettison the first stage and begin second stage burn early.[47]
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I want another hot chocolate
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Planned fifth launch
Vehicle serial number 8L was prepared for August 1974. It included a regular 7K-LOK Soyuz 7K-LOK and a regular LK module-spacecraft of the L3 lunar expedition complex. It was intended for a Moon flyby and uncrewed landing in preparation for a future crewed mission. As the N1-L3 program was canceled in May 1974, this launch never took place.
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Another number
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I want pumpkin pie now
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Just another day
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There is confusion among Russian online sources as to whether N1-L3 (Russian: Н1-Л3) or N1-LZ (Russian: Н1-ЛЗ) was intended, because of the similarity of the Cyrillic letter Ze for "Z" and the numeral "3". Sometimes both forms are used within the same Russian website (or even the same article).[33] English sources refer only to N1-L3. The correct designation is L3, representing one of the five branches of Soviet lunar exploration. Stage 1 (Л1) would be a crewed circumlunar flight (only partially realized); stage 2 (Л2) would be an unmanned lunar rover (realized as Lunokhod), stage 3 (Л3) would be the crewed landing, stage 4 (Л4) would be a manned spacecraft in lunar orbit, and stage 5 (Л5) would be a heavy manned lunar rover to support a crew of 3–5 people.[48][49]
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Hmm, seems I can no longer type complete sentences. Weird.
Yes, I love being a game developer. It's a great way to be creative. It sometimes sucks being alone for six to ten hour days, six day a week though. All the same, absolutely love it! Wouldn't want to do anything else.
Test engineer? You mean like a software tester to find bugs and such? It's all right, you would have to find all sorts of weird errors and write long reports on them, but it's part of the process. I think you would enjoy it since you have the mapping ability in your head which you talked about in another post.
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The Saturn V (pronounced "Saturn five") was an American human-rated expendable rocket used by NASA between 1967 and 1973.[7] The three-stage liquid-fueled super heavy-lift launch vehicle was developed to support the Apollo program for human exploration of the Moon and was later used to launch Skylab, the first American space station. The Saturn V was launched 13 times from the Kennedy Space Center in Florida with no loss of crew or payload. As of 2018, the Saturn V remains the tallest, heaviest, and most powerful (highest total impulse) rocket ever brought to operational status, and holds records for the heaviest payload launched and largest payload capacity to low Earth orbit (LEO) of 140,000 kg (310,000 lb), which included the third stage and unburned propellant needed to send the Apollo Command/Service Module and Lunar Module to the Moon.[5][6]
The largest production model of the Saturn family of rockets, the Saturn V was designed under the direction of Wernher von Braun and Arthur Rudolph at the Marshall Space Flight Center in Huntsville, Alabama, with Boeing, North American Aviation, Douglas Aircraft Company, and IBM as the lead contractors.
To date, the Saturn V remains the only launch vehicle to launch missions to carry humans beyond low Earth orbit. A total of 15 flight-capable vehicles were built, but only 13 were flown. An additional three vehicles were built for ground testing purposes. A total of 24 astronauts were launched to the Moon, three of them twice, in the four years spanning December 1968 through December 1972.
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Numbers adding up
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Thing is: my college advised me to get my license via a specialized company that only picks people with the set of "skills" I have (this sounded like I have an huge ego).
So once I'm in that company I could get a nice pay and a professional coach + a private office on every site I go.
I might take it
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The origins of the Saturn V rocket begin with the US government bringing Wernher von Braun along with about seven hundred German rocket engineers and technicians to the United States in Operation Paperclip, a program authorized by President Truman in August 1946 with the purpose of harvesting Germany's rocket expertise, to give the US an edge in the Cold War through development of intermediate-range (IRBM) and intercontinental ballistic missiles (ICBM). It was known that America's rival, the Soviet Union, would also try to secure some of the Germans.
Von Braun was put into the rocket design division of the Army due to his prior direct involvement in the creation of the V-2 rocket.[8] Between 1945 and 1958, his work was restricted to conveying the ideas and methods behind the V-2 to the American engineers.[citation needed] Despite Von Braun's many articles on the future of space rocketry, the US Government continued funding Air Force and Navy rocket programs to test their Vanguard missiles in spite of numerous costly failures. It was not until the 1957 Soviet launch of Sputnik 1 atop an R-7 ICBM capable of carrying a thermonuclear warhead to the US,[9][10] that the Army and the government started taking serious steps towards putting Americans in space.[11] Finally, they turned to von Braun and his team, who during these years created and experimented with the Jupiter series of rockets. The Juno I was the rocket that launched the first American satellite in January 1958, and part of the last-ditch plan for NACA (the predecessor of NASA) to get its foot in the Space Race.[12] The Jupiter series was one more step in von Braun's journey to the Saturn V, later calling that first series "an infant Saturn".[11]
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1/2 of the number 90
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chocolate digestives
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Math. Eww.
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The Saturn V's design stemmed from the designs of the Jupiter series rockets. As the success of the Jupiter series became evident, the Saturn series emerged.
C-1 to C-4
Between 1960 and 1962, the Marshall Space Flight Center (MSFC) designed a series of Saturn rockets that could be used for various Earth orbit or lunar missions.
The C-1 was developed into the Saturn I, and the C-2 rocket was dropped early in the design process in favor of the C-3, which was intended to use two F-1 engines on its first stage, four J-2 engines for its second stage, and an S-IV stage, using six RL10 engines.
NASA planned to use the C-3 as part of the Earth Orbit Rendezvous (EOR) concept, with at least four or five launches needed for a single lunar mission.[citation needed] But MSFC was already planning an even bigger rocket, the C-4, which would use four F-1 engines on its first stage, an enlarged C-3 second stage, and the S-IVB, a stage with a single J-2 engine, as its third stage. The C-4 would need only two launches to carry out an EOR lunar mission.[citation needed]
C-5
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wut? :P
Also time for a challenge: what words should I say during the federal youth parliament? Everyone has to give me one word I should say
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Congress
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I want warm cookies
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@Bricket
Exponentially
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Shameless plug:
Join my discord https://discord.gg/TrQFhKR (https://discord.gg/TrQFhKR)
I cuss alot
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@Bricket indubitably
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If you think you will enjoy the work, do it. Just remember, your day job is literally where you will be spending most of your life when you subtract sleep.
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I know, that's why I want to pick a job that challenges me.
Also: The words will be in Dutch
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Early in the planning process, NASA considered three leading ideas for the Moon mission: Earth Orbit Rendezvous, Direct Ascent, and Lunar Orbit Rendezvous (LOR). A direct ascent configuration would launch a larger rocket which would land directly on the lunar surface, while an Earth orbit rendezvous would launch two smaller spacecraft which would combine in Earth orbit. A LOR mission would involve a single rocket launching a single spacecraft, but only a small part of that spacecraft would land on the moon. That smaller landing module would then rendezvous with the main spacecraft, and the crew would return home.[16]
NASA at first dismissed LOR as a riskier option, given that an orbital rendezvous had yet to be performed in Earth orbit, much less in lunar orbit. Several NASA officials, including Langley Research Center engineer John Houbolt and NASA Administrator George Low, argued that a Lunar Orbit Rendezvous provided the simplest landing on the moon, the most cost–efficient launch vehicle and, perhaps most importantly, the best chance to accomplish a lunar landing within the decade.[13] Other NASA officials were convinced, and LOR was officially selected as the mission configuration for the Apollo program on November 7, 1962.
@Bricket
Magistraal
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he Saturn V's size and payload capacity dwarfed all other previous rockets which had successfully flown at that time. With the Apollo spacecraft on top, it stood 363 feet (111 m) tall, and without fins, it was 33 feet (10 m) in diameter. Fully fueled, the Saturn V weighed 6.5 million pounds (2,950 metric tons)[4] and had a low Earth orbit payload capacity originally estimated at 261,000 pounds (118,000 kg),[17] but was designed to send at least 90,000 pounds (41,000 kg) to the Moon. Later upgrades increased that capacity; during the final three Apollo lunar missions it deployed about 310,000 pounds (140,000 kg)[5][6][note 1] to LEO and sent up to 107,100 lb (48,600 kg)[4] spacecraft to the Moon. At a height of 363 feet (111 m), the Saturn V was 58 feet (18 m) taller than the Statue of Liberty from the ground to the torch, and 48 feet (15 m) taller than the Big Ben clock tower.[18]
In contrast, the Mercury-Redstone Launch Vehicle used on Freedom 7, the first manned American spaceflight, was just under 11 feet (3.4 m) longer than the S-IVB stage, and delivered less sea level thrust (78,000 pounds-force (350 kN)) than the Launch Escape System rocket (150,000 pounds-force (667 kN) sea level thrust) mounted atop the Apollo Command Module.[19]
The Saturn V was principally designed by the Marshall Space Flight Center in Huntsville, Alabama, although numerous major systems, including propulsion, were designed by subcontractors. It used the powerful new F-1 and J-2 rocket engines for propulsion. When tested, these engines shattered the windows of nearby houses.[20] Designers decided early on to attempt to use as much technology from the Saturn I program as possible. Consequently, the S-IVB-500 third stage of the Saturn V was based on the S-IVB-200 second stage of the Saturn IB. The Instrument Unit that controlled the Saturn V shared characteristics with that carried by the Saturn IB.
Blueprints and other Saturn V plans are available on microfilm at the Marshall Space Flight Center.[21]
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oh boy, that's gonna be an interesting one
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no, bad Cheza bad.
Let us have the record
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The Saturn V consisted of three stages—the S-IC first stage, S-II second stage and the S-IVB third stage—and the instrument unit. All three stages used liquid oxygen (LOX) as an oxidizer. The first stage used RP-1 for fuel, while the second and third stages used liquid hydrogen (LH2). The upper stages also used small solid-fueled ullage motors that helped to separate the stages during the launch, and to ensure that the liquid propellants were in a proper position to be drawn into the pumps.
S-IC first stage
Main article: S-IC
The first stage of Apollo 8 Saturn V being erected in the VAB on February 1, 1968
The S-IC was built by the Boeing Company at the Michoud Assembly Facility, New Orleans, where the Space Shuttle External Tanks would later be built by Lockheed Martin. Most of its mass at launch was propellant, RP-1 fuel with liquid oxygen as the oxidizer.[22] It was 138 feet (42 m) tall and 33 feet (10 m) in diameter, and provided over 7,600,000 pounds-force (34,000 kN) of thrust. The S-IC stage had a dry weight of about 289,000 pounds (131 metric tons) and fully fueled at launch had a total weight of 5,100,000 pounds (2,300 metric tons). It was powered by five Rocketdyne F-1 engines arrayed in a quincunx (five units, with four arranged in a square, and the fifth in the center) The center engine was held in a fixed position, while the four outer engines could be hydraulically turned (gimballed) to steer the rocket.[22] In flight, the center engine was turned off about 26 seconds earlier than the outboard engines to limit acceleration. During launch, the S-IC fired its engines for 168 seconds (ignition occurred about 8.9 seconds before liftoff) and at engine cutoff, the vehicle was at an altitude of about 36 nautical miles (67 km), was downrange about 50 nautical miles (93 km), and was moving about 7,500 feet per second (2,300 m/s).[23]
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The S-IVB was built by the Douglas Aircraft Company at Huntington Beach, California. It had one J-2 engine and used the same fuel as the S-II. The S-IVB used a common bulkhead to separate the two tanks. It was 58 feet 7 inches (17.86 m) tall with a diameter of 21 feet 8 inches (6.604 m) and was also designed with high mass efficiency, though not quite as aggressively as the S-II. The S-IVB had a dry weight of about 23,000 pounds (10,000 kg) and, fully fueled, weighed about 262,000 pounds (119,000 kg).[24]
The S-IVB-500 model used on the Saturn V differed from the S-IVB-200 used as the second stage of the Saturn IB, in that the engine was restartable once per mission. This was necessary as the stage would be used twice during a lunar mission: first in a 2.5 min burn for the orbit insertion after second stage cutoff, and later for the trans-lunar injection (TLI) burn, lasting about 6 min. Two liquid-fueled Auxiliary Propulsion System (APS) units mounted at the aft end of the stage were used for attitude control during the parking orbit and the trans-lunar phases of the mission. The two APSs were also used as ullage engines to settle the propellants in the aft tank engine feed lines prior to the trans-lunar injection burn.
The S-IVB was the only rocket stage of the Saturn V small enough to be transported by plane, in this case the Pregnant Guppy.
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How am I supposed to post with this interesting information?
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Well, good luck, sorry I really have to go soon.
As for the one word challenge, you should try to incorporate the word; conviviality (I do not know the Dutch equivalent)
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Instrument Unit
Main article: Saturn V Instrument Unit
The Instrument Unit for the Apollo 4 Saturn V
The Instrument Unit was built by IBM and rode atop the third stage. It was constructed at the Space Systems Center in Huntsville, Alabama. This computer controlled the operations of the rocket from just before liftoff until the S-IVB was discarded. It included guidance and telemetry systems for the rocket. By measuring the acceleration and vehicle attitude, it could calculate the position and velocity of the rocket and correct for any deviations.
Range safety
In the event of an abort requiring the destruction of the rocket, the range safety officer would remotely shut down the engines and after several seconds send another command for the shaped explosive charges attached to the outer surfaces of the rocket to detonate. These would make cuts in fuel and oxidizer tanks to disperse the fuel quickly and to minimize mixing. The pause between these actions would give time for the crew to escape using the Launch Escape Tower or (in the later stages of the flight) the propulsion system of the Service module. A third command, "safe", was used after the S-IVB stage reached orbit to irreversibly deactivate the self-destruct system. The system was also inactive as long as the rocket was still on the launch pad.[25]
Bye bye, Momma!
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Bya Momma, and the word? i'll easily use it
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Titan II
The Saturn V had a much lower thrust-to-weight ratio than Project Gemini's Titan II GLV. Richard F. Gordon, Jr. described Saturn as "an old man's ride", with "a lot more shake-rattle-and-roll" but milder thrust. Buzz Aldrin and other Apollo 11 astronauts agreed that they could not tell when Saturn liftoff occurred except from instruments, unlike on Titan.[26]
Soviet N1-L3
A comparison of the U.S. Saturn V rocket with the Soviet N1-L3
The Soviet space program's counterpart to the Saturn V was Sergei Korolev's N1-L3. The Saturn V was taller, heavier, and had greater payload capacity, both to low Earth orbit and to translunar injection.[27] The N-1 was a three-stage launch vehicle with more liftoff thrust and a larger first stage diameter than the Saturn V.[28] It was to carry the 209,000 lb (95,000 kg) L3 vehicle into orbit. The L3 contained an Earth departure stage, which would send to the Moon a 51,800 lb (23,500 kg) package which contained another stage for lunar orbit insertion and powered descent initiation, a single-cosmonaut lander, and a two-cosmonaut lunar orbiter for the return to Earth. The N1/L3 would have produced more total impulse (product of thrust and time) in its first four stages than the three-stage Saturn V, but it was not able to convert as much of this into payload momentum (product of mass and velocity).
The N1 never became operational; four test launches each resulted in catastrophic vehicle failure early in flight, and the program was canceled. Korolev elected to cluster 30 relatively small engines for the first stage, rather than develop a large engine like the Rocketdyne F-1.
The three-stage Saturn V grew over its lifetime to a peak thrust of at least 7,650,000 lbf (34,020 kN) (AS-510 and subsequent)[29] and a lift capacity of 310,000 lb (140,000 kg) to LEO. The AS-510 mission (Apollo 15) had a liftoff thrust of 7,823,000 lbf (34,800 kN). The AS-513 mission (Skylab 1) had slightly greater liftoff thrust of 7,891,000 lbf (35,100 kN). By comparison, the N-1 had a sea-level liftoff thrust of about 10,200,000 lbf (45,400 kN).[30] No other operational launch vehicle has ever surpassed the Saturn V in height, weight, total impulse, or payload capability. The closest contenders were the US Space Shuttle and the Soviet Energia.
Saturn V (Apollo 11)[31] N1-L3
Diameter, maximum 33 ft (10 m) 56 ft (17 m)
Height w/ payload 363 ft (111 m) 344 ft (105 m)
Gross weight 6,478,000 lb (2,938 t) 6,030,000 lb (2,735 t)
First stage S-IC Block A
Thrust, SL 7,500,000 lbf (33,000 kN) 10,200,000 lbf (45,400 kN)
Burn time, s 168 125
Second stage S-II Block B
Thrust, vac 1,155,800 lbf (5,141 kN) 3,160,000 lbf (14,040 kN)
Burn time, s 384 120
Orbital insertion stage S-IVB (burn 1) Block V
Thrust, vac 202,600 lbf (901 kN) 360,000 lbf (1,610 kN)
Burn time, s 147 370
Total impulse[32] 1.7336×109 lbf (7.711×106 kN)·s 1.789×109 lbf (7.956×106 kN)·s
Orbital payload 264,900 lb (120.2 t)[33] 209,000 lb (95 t)
Injection velocity 25,568 ft/s (7,793 m/s) 25,570 ft/s (7,793 m/s)[34]
Payload momentum 2.105×108 slug-ft/s (9.363×108 kg·m/s) 1.6644×108 slug-ft/s (7.403×108 kg·m/s)
Propulsive efficiency 12.14% 9.31%
Earth departure stage S-IVB (burn 2) Block G
Thrust, vac 201,100 lbf (895 kN) 100,000 lbf (446 kN)
Burn time, s 347 443
Total impulse[32] 1.8034×109 lbf (8.022×106 kN)·s 1.833×109 lbf (8.153×106 kN)·s
Translunar payload 100,740 lb (45.69 t) 52,000 lb (23.5 t)
Injection velocity 35,545 ft/s (10,834 m/s) 35,540 ft/s (10,834 m/s)[34]
Payload momentum 1.1129×108 slug-ft/s (4.95×108 kg·m/s) 5.724×107 slug-ft/s (2.546×108 kg·m/s)
Propulsive efficiency 6.17% 3.12%
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Alright, 60 more to go
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(https://www.begadi.com/catalog/images/b-sundt-st338-trigger-unit-details1.jpg)
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Woo! I'm so bored!
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End my suffering, now! :D
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Hey there aveq, welcome back
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Hai!
U.S. Space Shuttle
The Space Shuttle generated a peak thrust of 6,800,000 lbf (30,100 kN),[35] and payload capacity to LEO (excluding the Orbiter itself) was 63,500 pounds (28,800 kg), which was about 25 percent of the Saturn V's payload. Total mass in orbit, including the Orbiter, was about 247,000 lb (112,000 kg), compared to the Apollo 15 total orbital mass of the S-IVB third stage and Apollo spacecraft, of 309,771 lb (140,510 kg),[36] some 62,800 lb (28,500 kg) heavier than the Shuttle was rated to carry to LEO.
Soviet Energia/Buran
Energia had a liftoff thrust of 7,826,000 lbf (34,810 kN),[37] and flew twice in 1987 and 1988, the second time as the launcher for the Buran shuttle. However, both the Energia and Buran programs were cancelled in 1993. Hypothetical future versions of Energia might have been significantly more powerful than the Saturn V, delivering 10,000,000 lbf (46,000 kN) of thrust and able to deliver up to 386,000 lb (175 t) to LEO in the "Vulkan" configuration. Planned uprated versions of the Saturn V using F-1A engines would have had about 18 percent more thrust and 302,580 pounds (137,250 kg) payload.[38] NASA contemplated building larger members of the Saturn family, such as the Saturn C-8, and also unrelated rockets, such as Nova, but these were never produced.
Some other recent US launch vehicles have significantly lower launch capacity to LEO than Saturn V: the US Delta 4 Heavy capacity is 63,470 lb (28,790 kg), the Atlas V 551 has a capacity of 41,478 lb (18,814 kg), and the planned SpaceX Falcon Heavy has a 141,000 lb (64,000 kg) projected capacity. The European Ariane 5 ES delivers up to 46,000 lb (21,000 kg) and the Russian Proton-M can launch 49,000 lb (22,000 kg).
Space Launch System
NASA's Space Launch System, planned for its first flight in 2018, in its final configuration is planned to be 400 feet (120 m) tall with payload, and lift up to 290,000 pounds (130,000 kg) into low Earth orbit.[39]
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Brisky, talking about rocket science
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I'm not the one talking, this is all straight from the can...
S-IC thrust comparisons
Apollo 17 ascent flight parameters
Because of its large size, attention is often[citation needed] focused on the S-IC thrust and how this compares to other large rockets. However, several factors make such comparisons more complex than first appears:
Commonly referenced thrust numbers are a specification, not an actual measurement. Individual stages and engines may fall short or exceed the specification, sometimes significantly.
The F-1 thrust specification was uprated beginning with Apollo 15 (SA-510) from 1,500,000 lbf (6,670 kN) to 1,520,000 lbf (6,770 kN), yielding 7,610,000 lbf (33,850 kN) for the S-IC stage. The higher thrust was achieved via a redesign of the injector orifices and a slightly higher propellant mass flow rate. However, comparing the specified number to the actual measured thrust of 7,800,000 lbf (34,800 kN) on Apollo 15 shows a significant difference.
There is no way to directly measure thrust of a rocket in flight; Rather, a mathematical calculation is made from combustion chamber pressure, turbopump speed, calculated propellant density and flow rate, nozzle design, and atmospheric pressure.
Thrust varies greatly with external pressure and thus with altitude, even for a non-throttled engine. For example, on Apollo 15, the calculated total liftoff thrust (based on actual measurements) was about 7,830,000 lbf (34,810 kN), which increased to 9,200,000 lbf (40,800 kN) at T+135 seconds, just before center engine cutoff (CECO), at which time the jet was heavily underexpanded.
Thrust specifications are often given as vacuum thrust (for upper stages) or sea level thrust (for lower stages or boosters), sometimes without qualifying which one. This can lead to incorrect comparisons.
Thrust specifications are often given as average thrust or peak thrust, sometimes without qualifying which one. Even for a non-throttled engine at a fixed altitude, thrust can often vary somewhat over the firing period due to several factors. These include intentional or unintentional mixture ratio changes, slight propellant density changes over the firing period, and variations in turbopump, nozzle and injector performance over the firing period.
Without knowing the exact measurement technique and mathematical method used to determine thrust for each different rocket, comparisons are often inexact. As the above shows, the specified thrust often differs significantly from actual flight thrust calculated from direct measurements. The thrust stated in various references is often not adequately qualified as to vacuum vs sea level, or peak vs average thrust.
Similarly, payload increases are often achieved in later missions independent of engine thrust. This is by weight reduction or trajectory reshaping.
The result is there is no single absolute figure for engine thrust, stage thrust or vehicle payload. There are specified values and actual flight values, and various ways of measuring and deriving those actual flight values.
The performance of each Saturn V launch was extensively analyzed and a Launch Evaluation Report produced for each mission, including a thrust/time graph for each vehicle stage on each mission.[40]
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No, it's the spam I bought!
After the construction and ground testing of a stage was completed, it was then shipped to the Kennedy Space Center. The first two stages were so large that the only way to transport them was by barge. The S-IC, constructed in New Orleans, was transported down the Mississippi River to the Gulf of Mexico. After rounding Florida, it was then transported up the Intra-Coastal Waterway to the Vertical Assembly Building (now called the Vehicle Assembly Building). This was essentially the same route which would be used later by NASA to ship Space Shuttle External Tanks. The S-II was constructed in California and thus traveled to Florida via the Panama Canal. The third stage and Instrument Unit could be carried by the Aero Spacelines Pregnant Guppy and Super Guppy, but could also have been carried by barge if warranted.
On arrival at the Vertical Assembly Building, each stage was inspected in a horizontal position before being moved to a vertical position. NASA also constructed large spool-shaped structures that could be used in place of stages if a particular stage was late. These spools had the same height and mass and contained the same electrical connections as the actual stages.
NASA stacked or assembled the Saturn V on a Mobile Launcher Platform (MLP), which consisted of a Launch Umbilical Tower (LUT) with nine swing arms (including the crew access arm), a "hammerhead" crane, and a water suppression system which was activated prior to launch. After assembly was completed, the entire stack was moved from the VAB to the launch pad using the Crawler Transporter (CT). Built by the Marion Power Shovel company (and later used for transporting the smaller and lighter Space Shuttle), the CT ran on four double-tracked treads, each with 57 'shoes'. Each shoe weighed 2,000 pounds (910 kg). This transporter was also required to keep the rocket level as it traveled the 3 miles (4.8 km) to the launch site, especially at the 3 percent grade encountered at the launch pad. The CT also carried the Mobile Service Structure (MSS), which allowed technicians access to the rocket until eight hours before launch, when it was moved to the "halfway" point on the Crawlerway (the junction between the VAB and the two launch pads).
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The Saturn V carried all Apollo lunar missions. All Saturn V missions were launched from Launch Complex 39 at the John F. Kennedy Space Center in Florida. After the rocket cleared the launch tower, flight control transferred to Johnson Space Center's Mission Control in Houston, Texas.
An average mission used the rocket for a total of just 20 minutes. Although Apollo 6 experienced three engine failures,[41] and Apollo 13 one engine shutdown,[42] the onboard computers were able to compensate by burning the remaining engines longer to achieve parking orbit. None of the Saturn V launches resulted in a payload loss.
S-IC sequence
A condensation cloud surrounds the Apollo 11 Saturn V as it works its way through the dense lower atmosphere. See max Q.
The first stage burned for about 2 minutes and 41 seconds, lifting the rocket to an altitude of 42 miles (68 km) and a speed of 6,164 miles per hour (2,756 m/s) and burning 4,700,000 pounds (2,100,000 kg) of propellant.[43]
At 8.9 seconds before launch, the first stage ignition sequence started. The center engine ignited first, followed by opposing outboard pairs at 300-millisecond intervals to reduce the structural loads on the rocket. When thrust had been confirmed by the onboard computers, the rocket was "soft-released" in two stages: first, the hold-down arms released the rocket, and second, as the rocket began to accelerate upwards, it was slowed by tapered metal pins pulled through dies for half a second. Once the rocket had lifted off, it could not safely settle back down onto the pad if the engines failed. The astronauts considered this one of the tensest moments in riding the Saturn V, for if the rocket did fail to lift off after release they had a low chance of survival given the large amounts of propellant. A fully fueled Saturn V exploding on the pad would have released the energy equivalent of two kilotons of TNT. To improve safety, the Saturn Emergency Detection System (EDS) inhibited engine shutdown for the first 30 seconds of flight. (See Saturn V Instrument Unit)
It took about 12 seconds for the rocket to clear the tower. During this time, it yawed 1.25 degrees away from the tower to ensure adequate clearance despite adverse winds. (This yaw, although small, can be seen in launch photos taken from the east or west.) At an altitude of 430 feet (130 m) the rocket rolled to the correct flight azimuth and then gradually pitched down until 38 seconds after second stage ignition. This pitch program was set according to the prevailing winds during the launch month. The four outboard engines also tilted toward the outside so that in the event of a premature outboard engine shutdown the remaining engines would thrust through the rocket's center of mass. The Saturn V reached 400 feet per second (120 m/s) at over 1 mile (1,600 m) in altitude. Much of the early portion of the flight was spent gaining altitude, with the required velocity coming later. The Saturn V broke the sound barrier at just over 1 minute at an altitude of between 3 and 4 nautical miles. At this point, shock collars, or condensation clouds, could be seen forming around the bottom of the command module and around the top of the second stage.
Apollo 11 S-IC separation
At about 80 seconds, the rocket experienced maximum dynamic pressure (max Q). The dynamic pressure on a rocket varies with air density and the square of relative velocity. Although velocity continues to increase, air density decreases so quickly with altitude that dynamic pressure falls below max Q.
I think lot'sa people went...
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Yet we can do it again
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boop bepbep
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welcome back Aveq
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Ow, yeeeet!
Let's keep going!
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All aboard the noot train! Noot Noot!
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Acceleration increased during S-IC flight for three reasons. One, increased acceleration increased the propellant pressure at the engines, increasing the flow rate somewhat. This was the least important factor, though this feedback effect often led to an undesirable thrust oscillation called pogo. Two, as it climbed into thinner air F-1 engine efficiency increased significantly, a property of all rockets. The combined thrust of five engines on the pad was about 7.5 million pounds, reaching nearly 9 million pounds at altitude. But the biggest contribution by far was the rocket's rapidly decreasing mass. The propellant in just the S-IC made up about three-quarters of Saturn V's entire launch mass, and it was furiously consumed at over 13 metric tonnes per second. Newton's second law states that force is equal to mass times acceleration, or equivalently that acceleration is equal to force divided by mass, so as the mass decreased (and the force increased somewhat), acceleration rose. Including gravity, launch acceleration was only 1¼ g, i.e., the astronauts felt 1¼ g while the rocket accelerated vertically at ¼ g. As the rocket rapidly lost mass, total acceleration including gravity increased to nearly 4 g at T+135 seconds. At this point, the inboard (center) engine was shut down to prevent acceleration from increasing beyond 4 g.
When oxidizer or fuel depletion was sensed in the suction assemblies, the remaining four outboard engines were shut down. First stage separation occurred a little less than one second after this to allow for F-1 thrust tail-off. Eight small solid fuel separation motors backed the S-IC from the rest of the vehicle at an altitude of about 36 nautical miles (67 km). The first stage continued ballistically to an altitude of about 59 nautical miles (109 km) and then fell in the Atlantic Ocean about 300 nautical miles (560 km) downrange.
The engine shutdown procedure was changed for the launch of Skylab to avoid damage to the Apollo Telescope Mount. Rather than shutting down all four outboard engines at once, they were shut down two at a time with a delay to reduce peak acceleration further.
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Does it go fast?
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After S-IC separation, the S-II second stage burned for 6 minutes and propelled the craft to 109 miles (175 km) and 15,647 mph (6,995 m/s), close to orbital velocity.
For the first two unmanned launches, eight solid-fuel ullage motors ignited for four seconds to give positive acceleration to the S-II stage, followed by start of the five J-2 engines. For the first seven manned Apollo missions only four ullage motors were used on the S-II, and they were eliminated completely for the final four launches. About 30 seconds after first stage separation, the interstage ring dropped from the second stage. This was done with an inertially fixed attitude so that the interstage, only 1 meter from the outboard J-2 engines, would fall cleanly without contacting them. Shortly after interstage separation the Launch Escape System was also jettisoned. See Apollo abort modes for more information about the various abort modes that could have been used during a launch.
Apollo 6 interstage falling away. The engine exhaust from the S-II stage glows as it impacts the interstage.
About 38 seconds after the second stage ignition the Saturn V switched from a preprogrammed trajectory to a "closed loop" or Iterative Guidance Mode. The Instrument Unit now computed in real time the most fuel-efficient trajectory toward its target orbit. If the Instrument Unit failed, the crew could switch control of the Saturn to the Command Module's computer, take manual control, or abort the flight.
About 90 seconds before the second stage cutoff, the center engine shut down to reduce longitudinal pogo oscillations. At around this time, the LOX flow rate decreased, changing the mix ratio of the two propellants, ensuring that there would be as little propellant as possible left in the tanks at the end of second stage flight. This was done at a predetermined delta-v.
Five level sensors in the bottom of each S-II propellant tank were armed during S-II flight, allowing any two to trigger S-II cutoff and staging when they were uncovered. One second after the second stage cut off it separated and several seconds later the third stage ignited. Solid fuel retro-rockets mounted on the interstage at the top of the S-II fired to back it away from the S-IVB. The S-II impacted about 2,300 nautical miles (4,200 km) from the launch site.
On the Apollo 13 mission, the inboard engine suffered from major pogo oscillation, resulting in an early automatic cutoff. To ensure sufficient velocity was reached, the remaining four engines were kept active for longer than planned. A pogo suppressor was fitted to later Apollo missions to avoid this, though the early engine 5 cutoff remained to reduce g-forces.
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a round number.
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Unlike the two-plane separation of the S-IC and S-II, the S-II and S-IVB stages separated with a single step. Although it was constructed as part of the third stage, the interstage remained attached to the second stage.
During Apollo 11, a typical lunar mission, the third stage burned for about 2.5 minutes until first cutoff at 11 minutes 40 seconds. At this point it was 1,430 nautical miles (2,650 km) downrange and in a parking orbit at an altitude of 103.2 nautical miles (191.1 km) and velocity of 17,432 mph (7,793 m/s). The third stage remained attached to the spacecraft while it orbited the Earth one and a half times while astronauts and mission controllers prepared for translunar injection (TLI).
Apollo 17 S-IVB rocket stage, shortly after transposition and docking with the Lunar Module
This parking orbit was quite low by Earth orbit standards, and it would have been short-lived due to aerodynamic drag. This was not a problem on a lunar mission because of the short stay in the parking orbit. The S-IVB also continued to thrust at a low level by venting gaseous hydrogen, to keep propellants settled in their tanks and prevent gaseous cavities from forming in propellant feed lines. This venting also maintained safe pressures as liquid hydrogen boiled off in the fuel tank. This venting thrust easily exceeded aerodynamic drag.
For the final three Apollo flights, the temporary parking orbit was even lower (approximately 93 nautical miles (172 km)), to increase payload for these missions. The Apollo 9 Earth orbit mission was launched into the nominal orbit consistent with Apollo 11, but the spacecraft were able to use their own engines to raise the perigee high enough to sustain the 10-day mission. The Skylab was launched into a quite different orbit, with a 234-nautical-mile (434 km) perigee which sustained it for six years, and also a higher inclination to the equator (50 degrees versus 32.5 degrees for Apollo).
On Apollo 11, TLI came at 2 hours and 44 minutes after launch. The S-IVB burned for almost six minutes giving the spacecraft a velocity close to the Earth's escape velocity of 25,053 mph (11,200 m/s). This gave an energy-efficient transfer to lunar orbit, with the Moon helping to capture the spacecraft with a minimum of CSM fuel consumption.
About 40 minutes after TLI the Apollo Command Service Module (CSM) separated from the third stage, turned 180 degrees and docked with the Lunar Module (LM) that rode below the CSM during launch. The CSM and LM separated from the spent third stage 50 minutes later. This process is known as Transposition, docking, and extraction.
If it were to remain on the same trajectory as the spacecraft, the S-IVB could have presented a collision hazard so its remaining propellants were vented and the auxiliary propulsion system fired to move it away. For lunar missions before Apollo 13, the S-IVB was directed toward the Moon's trailing edge in its orbit so that the moon would slingshot it beyond earth escape velocity and into solar orbit. From Apollo 13 onwards, controllers directed the S-IVB to hit the Moon.[44] Seismometers left behind by previous missions detected the impacts, and the information helped map the interior structure of the Moon.
On September 3, 2002, astronomer Bill Yeung discovered a suspected asteroid, which was given the discovery designation J002E3. It appeared to be in orbit around the Earth, and was soon discovered from spectral analysis to be covered in white titanium dioxide, which was a major constituent of the paint used on the Saturn V. Calculation of orbital parameters led to tentative identification as being the Apollo 12 S-IVB stage.[45] Mission controllers had planned to send Apollo 12's S-IVB into solar orbit after separating from the Apollo spacecraft, but it is believed the burn lasted too long, and hence did not send it close enough to the Moon, remaining in a barely stable orbit around the Earth and Moon. In 1971, through a series of gravitational perturbations, it is believed to have entered in a solar orbit and then returned into weakly captured Earth orbit 31 years later. It left Earth orbit again in June 2003.[46]
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so, any one any other words to say?
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Terugvallende...
In 1965, the Apollo Applications Program (AAP) was created to look into science missions that could be performed using Apollo hardware. Much of the planning centered on the idea of a space station. Wernher von Braun's earlier (1964) plans employed a "wet workshop" concept, with a spent S-II Saturn V second stage being launched into orbit and outfitted in space. The next year AAP studied a smaller station using an S-IVB Saturn 1B second stage. By 1969, Apollo funding cuts eliminated the possibility of procuring more Apollo hardware, and in fact forced the cancellation of some later Moon landing flights. This freed up at least one Saturn V, allowing the wet workshop to be replaced with the "dry workshop" concept: the station (now known as Skylab) would be built on the ground from a surplus Saturn IB second stage and launched atop the first two live stages of a Saturn V.[47] A backup station, constructed from a Saturn V third stage, was built and is now on display at the National Air and Space Museum.
Skylab was the only launch not directly related to the Apollo lunar landing program. The only significant changes to the Saturn V from the Apollo configurations involved some modification to the S-II to act as the terminal stage for inserting the Skylab payload into Earth orbit,[specify] and to vent excess propellant after engine cutoff so the spent stage would not rupture in orbit. The S-II remained in orbit for almost two years, and made an uncontrolled re-entry on January 11, 1975.[48]
Three crews lived aboard Skylab from May 25, 1973 to February 8, 1974, with Skylab remaining in orbit until July 11, 1979.
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Heh, anyway: it's gonna be fun as the vice-president of the greens
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Green is good, have a bonus!!!
After Apollo, the Saturn V was planned to be the prime launch vehicle for Prospector intended to land a 330-kilogram (730 lb) robotic rover on the Moon, similar to the Soviet Lunokhod,[49] and the Voyager Mars probes, as well a scaled-up version of the Voyager interplanetary probes.[50] It was also to have been the launch vehicle for the nuclear rocket stage RIFT test program and the later NERVA.[51] All of these planned uses of the Saturn V were cancelled, with cost being a major factor. Edgar Cortright, who had been director of NASA Langley, stated decades later that "JPL never liked the big approach. They always argued against it. I probably was the leading proponent in using the Saturn V, and I lost. Probably very wise that I lost."[50]
The canceled second production run of Saturn Vs would very likely have used the F-1A engine in its first stage, providing a substantial performance boost.[52] Other likely changes would have been the removal of the fins (which turned out to provide little benefit when compared to their weight); a stretched S-IC first stage to support the more powerful F-1As; and uprated J-2s or an M-1 for the upper stages.
A number of alternate Saturn vehicles were proposed based on the Saturn V, ranging from the Saturn INT-20 with an S-IVB stage and interstage mounted directly onto an S-IC stage, through to the Saturn V-23(L)[53] which would not only have five F-1 engines in the first stage, but also four strap-on boosters with two F-1 engines each: giving a total of thirteen F-1 engines firing at launch.
The Space Shuttle was initially conceived as a cargo transport to be used in concert with the Saturn V, even to the point that a Saturn-Shuttle was proposed, using the winged shuttle orbiter and external tank, but with the tank mounted on a modified, fly-back version of the S-IC. The first S-IC stage would be used to power the Shuttle during the first two minutes of flight, after which the S-IC would be jettisoned (which would then fly back to KSC for refurbishment) and the Space Shuttle Main Engines would then fire and place the orbiter into orbit. The Shuttle would handle space station logistics, while Saturn V would launch components. Lack of a second Saturn V production run killed this plan and has left the United States without a heavy-lift launch vehicle. Some in the U.S. space community have come to lament this situation,[54] as continued production would have allowed the International Space Station, using a Skylab or Mir configuration with both U.S. and Russian docking ports, to have been lifted with just a handful of launches. The Saturn-Shuttle concept also would have eliminated the Space Shuttle Solid Rocket Boosters that ultimately precipitated the Challenger accident in 1986.
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I mean, I was the vice president of the greens once during the flemish youth parliament >.>
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From 1964 until 1973, $6.417 billion (equivalent to $33 billion in 2016)[55] in total was appropriated for the R&D and flights of the Saturn V, with the maximum being in 1966 with $1.2 billion (equivalent to $6.95 billion in 2016).[1][55] That same year, NASA received its biggest budget of US$4.5 billion, about 0.5 percent of the gross domestic product (GDP) of the United States at that time.
One of the main reasons for the cancellation of the last three Apollo flights was the cost. In the time frame from 1969 to 1971 the cost of launching a Saturn V Apollo mission was US $185 to $189 million,[1][2] of which $110 million was for the production of the vehicle[3] (equivalent to $566 million in 2016).[55]
I knew... Made a quick TF2 reference...
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Next time, please send a message some time before instead of just "Let's do this NOW!" because not everyone might be available x3
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Oh, dear, organisatory issues! D:
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Anyhow, keep going!
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Next time, please send a message some time before instead of just "Let's do this NOW!" because not everyone might be available x3
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Whoop whoop not far off!
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I did message a lot of people and the document I used to track who has been adressed.. got lost... >.> <.< :|
Meep, I see.
Whelp, was only waiting for that to happen
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What do we have to do to win?
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Someone go get a ticket to Finland, and take her out on the date of her life, just to keep her distracted long enough so we can post!
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Or we could nuke finland >.> I mean, such a silly idea
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Noo! Don't nuke Finland!
Too much wildlife, there!
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Nuke Finland?
Never said such a thing! >.> <.<
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Good!
Dood!
Dude!
Dude-a!
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Also: the number of pages increased alot here
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Coastal waters
The weatherforecast for Netherlands coastal waters and adjacent lakes and estuaries.
Issued: 20 january 2018 21:29 UTC
A warning to shipping:
Synopsis:
Texel Rottum Delfzijl Harlingen
northwest 6
Other districts:
no warning
low over the German Bight moving southeast. ridge over the British isles moving from the morning eastwards across the coast. trough will reach later the western part of the North Sea.
Forecast valid from 00:00 to 12:00 UTC:
Flushing
northwest 4-5, decreasing 3-4, later backing southwest 2-3,especially first occasional shower, visibility good, in precipitation possibly moderate
Zierikzee
northwest 3-4, decreasing 2-3, later backing southwest,especially first occasional shower, visibility good, in precipitation possibly moderate
Hook of Holland
northwest 4-5, decreasing 3-4, later backing west 2-3,especially first occasional shower, visibility good, in precipitation possibly moderate
IJmuiden
northwest 4-5, decreasing 3-4, later backing west 2-3,especially first occasional shower, visibility good, moderate in precipitation
Texel
northwest 5-6, decreasing 3-4, later backing west 2-3,first a wintry shower, visibility good, moderate in precipitation, possibly poor
Rottum
northwest 5-6, decreasing 3-4,first a wintry shower, then occasional shower, visibility good, moderate in precipitation, possibly poor
Delfzijl
northwest 4-5, possibly 6, decreasing 2-3,first a wintry shower, then occasional shower, visibility moderate, increasing good, moderate in precipitation, possibly poor
Harlingen
northwest 4-5, possibly 6, decreasing 3-4, later backing west 2-3,first a wintry shower, visibility moderate, fast increasing good, moderate in precipitation, possibly poor
IJsselmeer Marken
northwest 4-5, decreasing 3-4, later backing west 2-3,first a wintry shower, visibility moderate, increasing good, moderate in precipitation, possibly poor
Forecast valid from 12:00 to 00:00 UTC:
Flushing
southwest 2-3, fast backing south 4-5, increasing south to southeast 5-6,in the evening periods of rain or drizzle, visibility good, moderate to poor in precipitation
Zierikzee
southwest 2-3, backing south to southeast 4-5,in the evening periods of rain or drizzle, visibility good, moderate to poor in precipitation
Hook of Holland
west 2-3, fast backing south 4-5, increasing south to southeast 5-6, temporary possibly 7,in the evening periods of rain or drizzle, visibility good, moderate to poor in precipitation
IJmuiden
west 2-3, backing south 4-5, later increasing south to southeast 5-6, temporary possibly 7,in the evening periods of rain or drizzle, visibility good, moderate to poor in precipitation
Texel
west 2-3, backing south 4-5, later increasing south until south to southeast 6-7,later periods of rain, visibility good, moderate in precipitation
Rottum Delfzijl
northwest 3-4, backing south, later increasing 4-5, visibility good
Harlingen
west 2-3, backing south 4-5, later increasing south until south to southeast 5-6,later periods of rain, visibility good, moderate in precipitation
IJsselmeer Marken
west 2-3, backing south 3-4, later increasing south to southeast 5-6,later periods of rain, visibility good, moderate in precipitation
Next forecast will be approximately issued at Sunday 21 january 2018 06.00 UTC.
Oh does it?
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Also: angry vice president of the greens during the flemish youth parliament.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJQrFL3wSu8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJQrFL3wSu8)
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Why is there a guy snuggling his notepad!? XD
I'm laughing soo hard rn!
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Welcome to the Flemish youth parliament
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O deer o deer o deer...
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Flemish youth parliament: we are a place for adults
Also Flemish youth parliament
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUysmWJCTck (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUysmWJCTck)
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It's weird hearing your voice.
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Why is that?
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You sound weird, I don't know why. I think it's the highness of it.
Maybe, I don't know my voice is so low(For a 17 year old emo) it's weird hearing a higher voice.
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I have a high voice?
odd
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To me. To me. I might just post my voice for comparison.
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Oh well, that was 2years ago
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(https://scontent-bru2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t35.0-12/26937788_1732358180154436_1066482945_o.png?oh=0ad8d83f39fb7df90489d82728ce7b47&oe=5A6653BE)
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(https://www.google.nl/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&ved=0ahUKEwjV6eyB3-fYAhVBC8AKHQ9cA_cQjBwIBA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fvignette.wikia.nocookie.net%2Ftf2freakshow%2Fimages%2Fd%2Fde%2FCp_mountainlab0001.jpg%2Frevision%2Flatest%3Fcb%3D20120411131225&psig=AOvVaw08WupNjs6PVD4rRhZmqIKC&ust=1516578930009011)(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/youtubepoop/images/2/21/Staregineer_by_megaman196-d4pn60t.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160818201321)
Much befitting...
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We're gonna need a bigger boat
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(http://i.imgur.com/lDX8tIp.png)
Will this do?
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I don't know, it might just be big enough
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That's what she said
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What did she say?
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I don't know, it might just be big enough
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That is what she said
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And ironically, my toilet calls for similar reasons.
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No, I'm the real toilet here. :P
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goob mornin
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Are you ready kids?
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alive
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Yes we are, captain
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Ohhhhhhh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
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Oh no, oh no oh no D:
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The saber demands silence from this cartoon.
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Disappointed
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Sponge. Bob. Square. Pants.
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Be prepared... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOToSq_49d4&t=3m43s)
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French lion
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Who has many pores and can flop like a fish? Sponge Bob Square pants!
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I really think that the hyenas from TLK could make absoluty absolutely awesome character, if only they'd be reconstruncted to not purposely resemble clowns...
But hey, those are just dreams...
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Sponge Bob Square pants! Yeah, to me they were stereotypical pawns with some character.
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Nine
(Sponge Bob Square pants)
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You know: will break the record
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No, You just spilled it man! now they know!
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Oh it's becoming full blown war now.
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Oh okay now I understand.
(Sponge Bob)
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Spongebob really is an odd fellow
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fifteen fifteen
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So, anyone got some news?
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Bitcoin it imploding.
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Which is why you need to sell at ATH's
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That's what I'm trying to do now
(Sponge Bob Square pants!)
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what's your portofolio?
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I just use it for my debt card. Other than that my parents do the rest.
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Yeah they don't let me touch it much.
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time to invest 2K :D
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Yeah!
(Oh I forgot. Sponge Bob Square pants)
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Also: I saw a new metro on the car show in Brussels
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Zero.
There's been some weird weather here as of late.
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brickets awards spell out pot
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yes indeed, the weather has been weird indeed
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When I die, I want to be buried in the walls of my home so that I can live in it forever.
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and haunt the next residents? :o
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I am here to grab what I feel I am entitled to and kick down little kids sand castles!
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Talking about a mentality to live by
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I know, I come up with all sorts of pearls of wisdom when I forget to take my meds.
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you should write a book filled with wisdom
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I did, it's full of blank paper and the title is "Get your own ideas!". It made New Yorks best seller until they actually read it (or lack of reading material I should say)
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I'm awake now. Where was I last time? Oh yeah Sponge Bob Square pants.
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oh no, here we go again D:
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Ohhhhhh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
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Won't pineapples under the sea look weird?
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o hello
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hallo everyone ^^
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Hope you are doing well
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we are doing well, thanks for asking
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Good good XD
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So... anything new?
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Nothing much really, just took some photos this afternoon. you?
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There is a new flu strain that mutated and has everybody flipping out.
Oh and. Sponge Bob Square pants!
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Zero.
Driving on ice is kind of fun.
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Talking about flu: my sis has a pretty heavy flu
Also Alistair: Really, bud, really?
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Zero.
Yes, actually. It's not that bad.
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*irritation slightly rises*
I see
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You know that sooner or later: we win
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Why? Why? (Spongebob) Why? The flu is getting so bad that my school had us send home a letter about the importance of vaccines.
The funny part is that this time it's getting very serious.
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We're expecting to all be sick at home in less than a week
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The school is blowing it up, saying that if you get sick, you're dead and to stay home and get your family sick.
I never get sick, but watch me be the first to get it.
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Should I tell the doc I infected everyone?
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Oh no. If you got it, then I could get it. Stay back! You need to be quarantined!
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time to infect the forum >:3 >:3 >:3
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No! Stay back! Don't come near me!😷
Spongebob help me!
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wooosh, you have the flu now
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D: D: D: NOOOOO! I Don't wanna miss school even though it sucks. Still, NOOOO!
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YESS YOU HAVE THE FLU
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NOOOOO!*cough* NOOOO!
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Did you just say you want some Ebola too? :o
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No, not Ebola! No. D:
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WOOSH you now have the ebola too
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Noo! This is terrible! This is the one thing I didn't want to happen! Why Bricket??😢😢😢
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Because Emperor and Commander Bricket says so
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Noooo! What have I done to deserve this my Lord?
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Idk, something I guess?
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Was it not doing the dishes? I do them after dinner! I promise, anything to reverse this.😣😣
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Did you just say... "add another random disease"? D:
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No, no, nononono not another disease! Please!!
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Woosh, you have measles now
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Diseases will continue to develop, in truth. Really makes it seem like there's no way out when anti-vaccers are on the rise with their bullshit.
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but what if I get the autism even tho there is no corrolation at all between vaccins and the autism? D:
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NOO! Another disease and a set back! This is the worst day ever!
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I could another one if you like
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NO! I'm good i'm good, please no more I beg you!!
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please more I beg you!!
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allright then :D
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Oh thank the lord! Wait no! I didin't say that!
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More diseases on the way
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Oh god no! How many more can there be?
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thousands, why?
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Thousands, oh no. This is for me singing spongebob is it??
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>_>
<_<
Who knows, I cant say
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If it is then I'll stop! I'll stop and never do it again! I promise!!!
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Hey look, I discovered another disease :o
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Oh god, what could it be? What could it do? :o
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are you sure you want to know?
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No.... I'm not sure. Not at all!
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good, a wise decision
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Thank you! thank you for sparing me of anymore of the horrors of sickness.
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If you want to I can still share it
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Not to me please! Not to me! I need the vaccine, is there a vaccine? Please tell me there is.
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what is a vaccine?
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Oh man. It's a shot you get to be immune to the diesease. Please tell me there is one!
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Isn't vaccine just a code word for the "autism shot"?
this edgy youtube video told me that
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No, those people are just too conservative, but what am I talking about I'm about to die in a few hours if a don't get the shot!
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Looks like the free market just told me to rise the price
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To change the subject, anyone ever hear of or play subnautica?
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oh yaay, another resett.
How fun, this surely won't deprive people from playing this game.
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Hey! Me and Bricket were in deep conversation here! Anyway yeah I play subnautica a bit yes.
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Looks like the free market just told me to rise the price
Wait no! Please don't!
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Oh look, I counted another number up.
I mean, such a fun game
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I just started it like, a week ago, I've played it off and on since................ Is he gone?
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Nope, the moment they see the option they'll strike again, resetting it and hoping this time we won't give up so they can resett it again.
I feel like this game is becoming more and more like "what staff member can let the counter go up as high as possible before they resett it?"
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Aww. So every other post then? That's no fair.
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Yup.
The raid was fun, and I really had fun.
But not getting a shot at all?
eh.
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Live to fight another day. Imagine if the entire forum participated. I bet we would beat it then.
Or crash the site.
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nah, they would still resett.
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Yeah.....They would probably lock the thread just to stop it.
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Nah, they'd resett it at 50
Enough to keep people motivated
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Oh yeah. Btw I saw one peeping on us a few moments ago.
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Fun-fact: during the raid I saw always one peeping
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Probably read the PMs or because it was soooooo active.
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heh, I've recieved many PM's.
I mean, It was handled greatly
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I've received like, two for the raid I think. One was yours, the other was from someone else.
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My excel file with the information of who I already messaged got lost so I had to improvise
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Oh okay that explains it. I see another one....
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We all see 'm
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There everywhere. There all around us, all the time.
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Oh look, we're in the 20s.
Looks like it's time for a resett
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It seems you've attracted one of them.
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me at the moment right now.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DistortedShadyCommabutterfly-max-1mb.gif)
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Welp I'm gonna go to bed, goodnight Bricket.
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Goodnight, sleepwell I'd say
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In the olden days there were two great raids. One in members vs mods, orchestrated by Anoni when he was a member and another in mods vs members, again orchestrated by Anoni once he was a mod.
It can be done, but there are strategies.
Only the most coordinated group of dedicated posters can strike the balance required for success. But maybe Anoni will share his secrets... or maybe they are already recorded in previous versions of this game.
MYSTERY!
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I know the interesting strategies.
Logged every moment the mods were online.
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A wild zero appeared!
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yaay, there goes any effort.
How joy and fun
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I posted.
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I feel bad for you Bricket, there really is no beating the high score on this thread. Too bad there was not a simple way to change all the moderators passwords for a day, and then go to town to get the number as high as possible within 24 hours.
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Um....tonight is the night.
Right?
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5 hey the record got set by me and someone else so if we break it i want to be part of it
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The people who broke the record on the 8th of november were you and me
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It's 7 in the morning what am I doing up at this time?
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it's 13.50 here
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So It's 1:50 eastern standard time then? That's my guess.(I don't know how time zones work)
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I live in the GMT+1 zone
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I'm in the GMT-5 time zone
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I live in the futuuuure
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Oh mah gawd! If it true, can you tell me what I do in the next five seconds?
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You get another disease
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So you are from da future. This is so---- wait no! No! Not again!😷
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The Bricketonian Free disease shop is back in business
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No, close it back up!😷😷
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Free diseases for everyone!
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No!*cough* No!
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hell yeah boi B)
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Hell no! Lord why? x_x
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Hello :3
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Hi!
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How you doing?
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I'm doing well how about you?
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Not too bad just a bit bored
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I've just found out that Simon(Tinky Winky) passed away. I'm super sad right now.
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Just gonna leave this here...
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Yeah. I used to watch that show a lot as a kid.
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I require a hat.
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It's vaguely hat-shaped.
Especially if you think of it as a hat seen from above.
Or possible also from below if noone's wearing it.
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Not even close to the record :(
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Nooooo
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3 what you do to yo PF momma bird?
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I wanted to try something new. Still not sure if I like it or not yet. Might switch back.
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?. I don't get it.
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Good gosh, what's the High Score so far? xD
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I think it was in the 60s
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Zero.
If you're talking about this thread, the number in parentheses in the thread title keeps track of the high score.
The first thread for this game got to 511. It's totally possible to get super high.
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Are ya sure?
(Spongebob)
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Oh yes, it's very doable. But you have to be coordinated.
I don't usually post zeroes, but when I do I take a moment to appreciate the gravity of the situation.
*appreciates the gravity*
See?
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I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation
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I don't think I know the gravity of the gravity of the situation.
I don't think spongebob(ha)understands either
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Requesting adittional Jos...
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Who likes some sus?
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SuuS!
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SuuS is the best thing ever
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(https://funnypictures3.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Vs+_d652f87f906e6039e4c2844fda1446ad.png)
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Speaking of Dood, I might get Dood this week.
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Doom is a fps game with demons and monsters and other stuff.
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i know what doom is but what's dood
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It's just the doom cover mirrored to say dood. It's an effect.
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DooD...
My dood get's the joke...
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ZERO!
Get it? ^_^
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No, I don't sorry
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I would explain it but jokes are like frogs: once you taken them apart they don't work anymore.
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I now have a slight idea of what that means
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Scientists search for biosignatures within the Solar System by studying planetary surfaces and examining meteorites.[12][13] Some claim to have identified evidence that microbial life has existed on Mars.[106][107][108][109][110][111] An experiment on the two Viking Mars landers reported gas emissions from heated Martian soil samples that some scientists argue are consistent with the presence of living microorganisms.[112] Lack of corroborating evidence from other experiments on the same samples, suggests that a non-biological reaction is a more likely hypothesis.[112][113][114][115] In 1996, a controversial report stated that structures resembling nanobacteria were discovered in a meteorite, ALH84001, formed of rock ejected from Mars.[106][107]
Electron micrograph of martian meteorite ALH84001 showing structures that some scientists think could be fossilized bacteria-like life forms.
In February 2005, NASA scientists reported that they may have found some evidence of present life on Mars.[116] The two scientists, Carol Stoker and Larry Lemke of NASA's Ames Research Center, based their claim on methane signatures found in Mars's atmosphere resembling the methane production of some forms of primitive life on Earth, as well as on their own study of primitive life near the Rio Tinto river in Spain. NASA officials soon distanced NASA from the scientists' claims, and Stoker herself backed off from her initial assertions.[117] Though such methane findings are still debated, support among some scientists for the existence of life on Mars exists.[118]
In November 2011, NASA launched the Mars Science Laboratory that landed the Curiosity rover on Mars. It is designed to assess the past and present habitability on Mars using a variety of scientific instruments. The rover landed on Mars at Gale Crater in August 2012.[119][120]
The Gaia hypothesis stipulates that any planet with a robust population of life will have an atmosphere in chemical disequilibrium, which is relatively easy to determine from a distance by spectroscopy. However, significant advances in the ability to find and resolve light from smaller rocky worlds near their star are necessary before such spectroscopic methods can be used to analyze extrasolar planets. To that effect, the Carl Sagan Institute was founded in 2014 and is dedicated to the atmospheric characterization of exoplanets in circumstellar habitable zones.[121][122] Planetary spectroscopic data will be obtained from telescopes like WFIRST and ELT.[123]
In August 2011, findings by NASA, based on studies of meteorites found on Earth, suggest DNA and RNA components (adenine, guanine and related organic molecules), building blocks for life as we know it, may be formed extraterrestrially in outer space.[124][125][126] In October 2011, scientists reported that cosmic dust contains complex organic matter ("amorphous organic solids with a mixed aromatic-aliphatic structure") that could be created naturally, and rapidly, by stars.[127][128][129] One of the scientists suggested that these compounds may have been related to the development of life on Earth and said that, "If this is the case, life on Earth may have had an easier time getting started as these organics can serve as basic ingredients for life."[127]
In August 2012, and in a world first, astronomers at Copenhagen University reported the detection of a specific sugar molecule, glycolaldehyde, in a distant star system. The molecule was found around the protostellar binary IRAS 16293-2422, which is located 400 light years from Earth.[130][131] Glycolaldehyde is needed to form ribonucleic acid, or RNA, which is similar in function to DNA. This finding suggests that complex organic molecules may form in stellar systems prior to the formation of planets, eventually arriving on young planets early in their formation.[132]
Indirect search
Projects such as SETI are monitoring the galaxy for electromagnetic interstellar communications from civilizations on other worlds.[133][134] If there is an advanced extraterrestrial civilization, there is no guarantee that it is transmitting radio communications in the direction of Earth or that this information could be interpreted as such by humans. The length of time required for a signal to travel across the vastness of space means that any signal detected would come from the distant past.[135]
The presence of heavy elements in a star's light-spectrum is another potential biosignature; such elements would (in theory) be found if the star was being used as an incinerator/repository for nuclear waste products.[136]
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Not this again. Quick! No one post so he can't spam.
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I'll teach you about spam!
History
Spam was introduced by Hormel in 1937. The Oxford Encyclopedia of Food and Drink in America states that the product was intended to increase the sale of pork shoulder which was not a very popular cut.[7] Ken Daigneau, brother of a company executive, won a $100 prize that year in a competition to name the new item.[3] Hormel claims that the meaning of the name "is known by only a small circle of former Hormel Foods executives", but popular beliefs are that the name is an abbreviation of "spiced ham",[7] "spare meat", or "shoulders of pork and ham".[8] Another popular explanation is that Spam is an acronym standing for "Specially Processed American Meat" or "Specially Processed Army Meat".[9]
The difficulty of delivering fresh meat to the front during World War II saw Spam become a ubiquitous part of the U.S. soldier's diet. It became variously referred to as "ham that didn't pass its physical", "meatloaf without basic training",[1] and "Special Army Meat". Over 150 million pounds of Spam were purchased by the military before the war's end.[10]
During World War II and the occupations which followed, Spam was introduced into Guam, Hawaii, Okinawa, the Philippines, and other islands in the Pacific. Immediately absorbed into native diets, it has become a unique part of the history and effects of U.S. influence in the Pacific.[11]
As a consequence of World War II rationing and the Lend-Lease Act, Spam also gained prominence in the United Kingdom. British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher later referred to it as a "wartime delicacy".[12][13] In addition to increasing production for the U.K., Hormel expanded Spam output as part of Allied aid to the similarly beleaguered Soviet Union.[14] Nikita Khrushchev declared: "Without Spam we wouldn't have been able to feed our army".[15] Throughout the war, countries ravaged by the conflict and faced with strict food rations came to appreciate Spam.[16]
International usage
United States and territories
Domestically, Spam's chief advantages were affordability, accessibility, and extended shelf life.[10] At the time it was introduced, it was the only canned meat product on the market that needed no refrigeration.[17] Statistics from the 1990s say that 3.8 cans of Spam are consumed every second in the United States,[18] totaling nearly 122 million cans annually. It became part of the diet of almost 30% of American households, perceived differently in various regions of the country.[19] It is also sometimes associated with economic hardship because of its relatively low cost.[1]
Spam that is sold in North America, South America, and Australia is produced in Austin, Minnesota (also known as "Spam Town USA") and in Fremont, Nebraska. Austin, Minnesota also has a restaurant with a menu devoted exclusively to Spam, called "Johnny's SPAMarama Menu".[20]
In 1963, Spam was introduced to various private and public schools in South Florida as cheap food and even for art sculptures.[citation needed] Due to the success of the introduction, Hormel Foods also introduced school "color-themed" spam, the first being a blue and green variety which is still traditionally used in some private schools of South Florida.[21]
Hawaii
Spam musubi is a popular snack and lunch food in Hawaii
Spam is especially popular in the state of Hawaii, where residents have the highest per capita consumption in the United States. Its perception there is very different from on the mainland.[22]
A popular native sushi dish in Hawaii is Spam musubi, where cooked Spam is placed atop rice and wrapped in a band of nori, a form of onigiri.[23] Varieties of Spam are found in Hawaii that are unavailable in other markets, including Honey Spam, Spam with Bacon, and Hot and Spicy Spam.[24]
Hawaiian Burger King restaurants began serving Spam in 2007 to compete with the local McDonald's chains.[11][25] In Hawaii, Spam is so popular that it is sometimes referred to as "The Hawaiian Steak".[26] There is even an annual Spam-themed festival on the island of Oahu that takes place every spring, known as the "Waikiki Spam Jam.[27] Local chefs and restaurants compete to create new Spam-themed dishes, which are then sold in a massive street fair on Kalakaua Avenue in Waikiki.
In 2017, Hawaii was plagued by a rash of thefts of Spam.[28] Spam had long been a target of thieves in Hawaii, but the magnitude of the thefts ramped up, with incidents in which multiple cases of Spam were stolen at once. Local retailers believe organized crime was involved.[28] This came alongside increases in thefts of some other retail goods, such as corned beef and liquor. The president of the retail merchants of Hawaii attributed the rise in retail thefts to a recent change in criminal law, which raised the threshold at which a theft would lead to felony charges by approximately $400.[28]
Guam and the Northern Marianas
In Guam, average per capita consumption is 16 tins per year. It is also found on McDonald's menus there.[29]
In the Northern Mariana Islands, lawyers from Hormel have threatened legal action against the local press for running articles alleging ill-effects of high Spam consumption on the health of the local population.[30][31]
Puerto Rico
Sandwich de Mezcla is a party staple in Puerto Rico containing Spam, Velveeta, and pimientos between two slices of sandwich bread.[32]
United Kingdom
After World War II, Newforge Foods, part of the Fitch Lovell group, was awarded the license to produce the product in the UK at its Gateacre factory, Liverpool,[33] where it stayed until production switched to the Danish Crown Group (owners of the Tulip Food Company) in 1998.[34]
The United Kingdom has adopted Spam into various recipes. For example, recipes include Spam Yorkshire Breakfast, Spamish Omelette, and Spam Hash.[35] Spam can also be sliced, battered and deep-fried into Spam fritters.[36]
Asia
Spam is often served with rice in Asia.
In China, Hormel decided to adopt a different strategy to market Spam, promoting it as a foreign, premium food product and changing the Spam formula to be meatier in order to accommodate local Chinese tastes.[37]
In Okinawa, Japan, the product is added into onigiri alongside eggs and used as a staple ingredient in the traditional Okinawan dish chanpurū, and a Spam burger is sold by local fast food chain Jef. For the 70th anniversary of Spam in 2007, cans with special designs were sold in Japan due to its popularity, primarily in Okinawa.[38] Following the March 2011 earthquake, Spam sales in Japan declined and Hormel shifted its focus to China[37] although Hormel did pledge to donate $100,000 along with cans of Spam for relief efforts.[39] In the summer of 2011, Burger King introduced its own version of a burger made of Spam, called 'BK Shot' Spam Burgers. These small burgers are filled with slices of the canned meat and were an attempt by Burger King to capitalize on Spam's popularity in Japan.[40] In early 2014, Burger King also introduced the Spam and Cheese burger as a breakfast menu item.[41]
In Hong Kong after World War II, meat was scarce and expensive, so Spam was an accessible, affordable alternative. The luncheon meat has been incorporated into dishes such as macaroni with fried egg and spam in chicken soup, as well as ramen.[42]
In the Philippines, Spam is a popular food item and seen as a cultural symbol. It is prepared and used in a variety of ways, including being fried, served alongside condiments, or used in sandwiches. The canned meat's popularity transcends economic class, and Spam gift sets are even used as homecoming gifts. There are more than 9 different varieties of Spam currently available in the country and an estimated 1.25 million kilos of the meat is sold every year in the Philippines.[43] During the rescue efforts after Typhoon Ondoy (Ketsana) in 2009, Hormel Foods donated over 30,000 pounds of Spam to the Philippine National Red Cross.[44]
In later years, the surfeit of Spam in both North and South Korea during the Korean War led to the establishment of the Spam kimbap (rice and vegetable filled seaweed roll). Because of a scarcity of fish and other traditional kimbap products such as kimchi or fermented cabbage, Spam was added to a rice roll with kimchi and cucumber and wrapped in seaweed. Spam was also used by US soldiers in Korea as a means of trading for items, services or information around their bases.[45]
In South Korea, Spam (Hangul: 스팸; RR: seupaem, licensed from Hormel by CJ CheilJedang[46]) is popular with a majority of the population, and outranks Coca-Cola and KFC in status as a foodstuff. Today, South Korea produces and consumes more Spam than any other country except the United States.[47][48]
Spam is also an original ingredient in budae jjigae ("army base stew"), a spicy stew with different types of preserved meat.[49]
Middle East
Israel
In Mandatory Palestine, demand for kosher canned meats increased as Spam became more popular during World War II. Canned meat was briefly mentioned during wartime from 1939–43, but the true boom in kosher canned meat came in 1945. This is when kosher canned meat became the key item in Europe's Jewish war victim relief packages. Then in 1946, the Chicago Kosher Sausage Manufacturing Company registered a patent for a kosher canned meat product called Breef. Made of beef, Breef has a similar texture to Spam but tastes like corned beef.[50] Also, a kosher variant of Spam, known as Loof (Hebrew: לוף, a Hebrew linguistic play on meatloaf), was produced by Richard Levi, and mostly used as part of field rations by the Israel Defense Forces. A Glatt kosher version was also produced. It was phased out of field rations during the early 2000s and was finally removed from rations when production ceased in 2009.[51]
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ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS
EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE.
USE THEM TOGETHER. USE THEM IN PEACE.
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I accidentally deleted that post. Shhhhhhh.... no one say anything
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I think we converted Trixie...
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Yeah, I don't think it will last long though
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Who is this Trixie person?
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She is.........well..... I forgot.
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Ah, Trixie Vixen...
Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time...
She was a person of great power, and keen wits. A person who's influence could stretch all over the globe, if she wished to do so. And many tried to harness her power, both good willed, and bad willed. But, all have failed. For the mysterious Vixen has always had an agenda of her own. Her action were always unpredictable, and inexplainable, and anyone approaching her, even with the best of intention, had no idea of knowing wether she would make his day a blessing or a curse.
Noone understands what it was that she's after. And likely, noone ever will. Some men have claimed that she seeks world domination, and that everyone should be very affraid. But, I speak of such sayings as mere cowardice.
The Vixen doesn't want to "win" by the definition of the normal human standard. The Vixen simply wants to watch the world burn...
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Why do people want to burn the world. I've always wondered why, like when the world does burn away what do you do then?
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If a dog ever managed to catch a car, do you think he'd have any idea on what to do with it?
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Well, I tried to warn you...
There is an S in Trixsie. >:3
ZAP!!
Evil vixen is evil.
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If a dog ever managed to catch a car, do you think he'd have any idea on what to do with it?
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No, the dog would probably stand there confused I guess.
Dang it!
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See!? SEE!?
Trixie is just an evil person. Every action carefully calculated for effect...
Trixie just wants to watch the world burn!
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*giggles*
C'mon everyfur, let's do this!!
*bounces*
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Umm. Ok then.
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uuuuhh
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Yaaaas gurll! SLAAAY!!
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Wat????
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In the immortal worlds of Henry Darwin:
"Let us not feed her again..."
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At least don't feed her after midnight
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FEED ME SEYMOUR!
I wonder if today is the day the new record gets set?
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Probably not...
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FEED ME SEYMOUR!
I avoid making blatant pop culture references in my stories, but I can't help but imagine one of my characters saying that.
Also, zero.
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Good choice, pop culture references are so Family Guy..
Hey, maybe members could coordinate there attack better with a Discord server? If only we had one...
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I don't think the mem need better coordination.
They just need more research, and maybe some better teamwork...
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research like, when do the mods sleep cycles overlap?
BWAH HAH HAH HAH! I never sleep! NEV... -.- -.- -.-
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Nah, we got that covered.
We only need to research how to temporarily bring down the internet in Illinois, Helsinki, and some other places... :P
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Piece of cake!
*noms the cake*
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The cake is a lie!
I want cake, tho. Not shure why...
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Maybe try a random number?
'' is not a valid dice string!
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What's a dice string, and why doesn't it allow me to have cake?
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Some random reason
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Does dice string hate me?
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Apparently so. I can't get anything
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Dice roll on what this post counts as. 1 zeros it, 2 adds to the count.
Rolled 1d2 : 2, total 2
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13 thanks a lot
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Here I am. ^_^
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15 no your last poster not here
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But I still can count. HeeHee
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17 everybody can count
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And counting is what I will do. ^_^
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Or I would....If I didn't have to go to sleep.
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21 good night
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22?
WAS THERE EVER ANY DOUBT?
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Zero.
I can't wait for winter to go away again.
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It's almost February, that means *gasps* Valentine's Day D:
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Wait, what!?
When is valentines day? D:
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It's the 13th D: (I think)
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It's on the 14th.
Just look past that and think of all the discounted chocolate on the 15th.
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Oh okay one day off.
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Random chance: 1 zeros, 2 adds to count (now colored for convenience!)
Rolled 1d2 : 2, total 2
I don't have any issues against Valentine's Day. I just don't care about it. It's just another "designated celebration day for X reason/cause in a given time period and location" day.
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Around here it's actually called "friendship day" and meant as a day where you celebrate friendships rather than love and relationships.
It's a much better idea, altho sadly it's getting more and more 'muricanized.
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Blame America for everything. The land of the free!
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Zero.
I just realized you're counting, Cheza. Now we have two traitors? D:
Is the love holiday thing really an American thing? I thought it started elsewhere.
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Me, accused of being a traitor?
After all I've done for the cause?
*sob* ;__;
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Well. Not everyone is completely good. Not everyone is completely bad either.
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valentines day: the day i realize i'll never get a girlfriend :'(
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Zero.
I used to think the same until I got someone. You may be surprised by who you run into in life.
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1 well i'm never outside so if i find someone it's probably via an online dating site which i never want to do
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Chance Roll: 1 zeros it, 2 adds to count:
Rolled 1d2 : 1, total 1
That's understandable. You don't need to use an online dating site, though. All my partners except the first one were people I met on this site. I'm still good friends with most of them.
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@Ls
I met my last gf via online gaming, aswell.
I'm not saying that that relationship worked out, or that I wouldn't strongly recommend not trying to date someone showing signs such as that begin with, but it's scertainly possible! :P
Just depends on the kind of partner you'd consider yourself to be compatilble with, though...
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I'm fairly certain Evna zeroed the count.
...Well if they didn't I just did.
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yeah evna did
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Eh... Not important.
This struggle is pointless, anyways... :P
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3 yeah you're right
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I'm awake, good morning!
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5 good morning, its like 2 PM
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It's 7:50 for me
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7 pft i alway wake up 5:25
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That's quite early...
I could do soo much productive stuff if I woke up that early... :I
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I go to school around 8:30 ish
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im not a nights person so can't do much in the evening and always sleep around 11 PM
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Some days I'm a night person, some days I'm a morning person. Today It's more a night person.
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confusing
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Some days I'm super tired, some days I can't sleep
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13 o kay
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Today I am super tired, like Buad levels of tired
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what's baud gotta do with this
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He's always tired. It's a comparison.
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The number is off. Don't worry, I'll correct it for you.
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thanks mich 1 (is it OK if i call you mich for short sounds kinda fun)
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Let me think about that, because it sounds really weird in my head.
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mich pronounced like mitch
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When I made up the name, I was actually thinking of pronouncing it as me-gin, with the hard g of the south Netherlands. In my head, that short version you came up with sounds like how British people would pronounce "meeg"...
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...with the hard g of the south Netherlands...
the south has a soft g
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I don't know how dialects and speech works, blame me.
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I blame you
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2 i blame thou too
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Why you blame me?
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Staff, I have a deal;
You'll let us break the record, and as compensation I'll join your ranks, is that a deal?
Please let it be a deal because I want to break the record... actually: I want this group to break the record!!!
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You'd join the enemy for the better of this thread? What is this, good-guy-turns-into-bad-guy-for-the-better-of-the-world cliche?
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it's the best cliche there is, isn't it?
Also: when joining the enemy I can do some double agent stuff
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Become a spy? I see what's going on
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Grant me a cheeseburger and I'll happily pretend the thread doesn't exist for the rest of the month.
Actually don't.
I've just always wanted to say something like that.
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How about a double cheeseburger?
You can't refuse that.
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Or a triple cheeseburger :*
I tried it the other day and it was a lot of food but I loved it lol
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I made once regret-burgers :P
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4 why we talking about burgers
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Bricket is trying to become a moderator, and he's trying to bribe them with burgers, I guess
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6 can I have a burger
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(http://wiki.urbandead.com/images/8/8c/Fail.png)
At least one staff member is immune to bribes.
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Or are you?
Muahahahahaahahaha!!!
Because, I'm seriously asking...
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Worth noting is that little disclaimer at the end of my first burger-post.
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(https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.70757918.9586/flat,800x800,075,f.u2.jpg)
Scribbles down reminders to bring Cheza cheeseburgers, if ever finds itself in Helsinki, instead of noting the disclaimer at the end of that post...
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Those burgers would be ice-cold by the time they made it here from Hell's Sink.
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Or are you?
Muahahahahaahahaha!!!
Because, I'm seriously asking...
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Oh, I can be bribed. It's one of the other staff members that can't!
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Mh. Now I'm confused as to wich...
@Cz
You underestimate my work experience as a PDB...
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-sxQLYyuRtuE/VdgdklChYaI/AAAAAAAAAWQ/gTe7C13KvwI/w420-h240-n-k-no/22.08.15%2B-%2B1)
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Did someone say bribing?
(https://scontent-bru2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/14715694_1771859983081235_5347931764631569354_o.jpg?oh=74f1364d0a1932a8b922ebb8c9881fd9&oe=5AD811CD)
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Hi Bricket!
Whatdoya want for making tonks road legal in most of Europe? :P
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tonks or stronk tonks?
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Well, either. Doesn't really matter...
Point is, that infrastructure doesn't really like seeing steel tread marks on their roads, but don't understand that tanks can have rubber tracks, too. :/
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Hmmm, best I can do is lights
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But who turned them off?
Spookum!
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light..,tonks
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Ignore me. I'm just here to push the number up.
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oh, but how can we ignore that?
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Think of it as an anonymous offering I guess.
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how is it anonymous if it's you?
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I'm hiding behind my phone, and my real name is not Emtile? I don't know I'm feeling kind edgy today.
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but what if it is your name and you're making me think it's not your name? :o
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Oh please. If Emtile was my real name then my parents would have alot of explaining to do. XD
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Aww. Man
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Baud, remember how you at one time were helping us?
Now you've chosen the enemy's side.
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/8dc983f8c8efe21569c865237ea10d39/tenor.gif?itemid=4608823)
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The sith grow ever stronger then
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*sigh* here I go bribing again
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Mint is "bearable" to me
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I'm sorry man, they gave me a lifetime supply of mint. Could you say no to mint? Are you that much of a monster?
Yes I can.
Now if you help us breaking the record, I'll start with stopping saying no to mint, what do you think of that?
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I will eat a bucket of mint candy if you let us break it
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You know what i just did?
I went to the kitchen and said no to the mint.
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Depends. In what way should I love the mint?
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Got it. Be a hippie?
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I said it was bearable, not horrible.
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Uh oh, someone said bear.
Chance Roll: 1 zeroes, 2 adds to count
Rolled 1d2 : 2, total 2
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Yaay,
now we all should avoid that word.
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What word. Bears?
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Bloody hell Emtile
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It's better than shouting SPONGEBOB
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No, don't, please
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My voice is soar so I won't, also I don't want another disease right now soo. Yeah I'll spare you the torment
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What word. Bears?
Bear I hear, there I appear.
Chance Roll: 1 zeros, 2 counts
Rolled 1d2 : 2, total 2
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Dang it! No more saying the B word from now on
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are we at 7 now?
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Oh, I get what the dice thing is now. I feel so stupid I should get slapped.
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Shhh. Totally no betrayals here.
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Not quite 10. Let's try from the start.
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Okiedokie.
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Morning everyone
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Hello there!
Not morning here, but shure... :P
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I am in Florida, It's morning in Florida. So hi
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Oi. Wassap? :P
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Nothing much at the moment
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Went to have dinner with my grandparents at some place.
But ofcourse, the idiot brother figure had to throw an overly dramatic temper tantrum that lasted all day, because I told him that that "vicious and tense standing dog looking to attack our niece" was in reality just a friendly old bulldog who was a little curious.
Sometimes it's hard to believe that he's the older brother... -.-
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I had a pitbull that was the best dog ever. But we had to give him away because he bit my sister's face, it wasn't too terrible but my parents didn't want to take at chances.
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Yeah, most dogs and kids don't go together very well. Especially more energetic breeds.
But, I have to say it too. Despite the whole prejudgice towards "fighting dogs", pitbulls are always some of the sweetest dogs I see around! :3
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My pitbull was old but fun, he was my favorite for a long time
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I've never had a dog in the family... :c
The closest I have is my best friends' dog. I quite often join him with going out with his dog, soo I kinda know that I'd really like having one myself.
It'd just be a little tricky to convince my parents to allow a big fluffy shepherd dog in the home for a few years... >_>
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My family just keeps small dogs in the house now. One's a corgi, the other is a chuwawa
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chuwawa? WRONG it's chihuahua
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Oh sorry, so It's chawawwa?
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chihuahua (at least ya got 2 letters right)
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Chuwawah - pronounced "chew-wah-wah", a latin word for purse sized dog. Often found roaming apartment buildings and barking at other larger animals. Exact species remains unknown, however, scientists speculate it is a cross between a hot dog and a dust bunny.
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Chiuhawas are kinda crappy dogs...
Not just temperament, but also health-wise, they're generally regarded as a mistake in dog-breeding...
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Chance roll: 1 zeros, 2 adds to count
Rolled 1d2 : 2, total 2
Chihuahua is the proper spelling.
But yeah, they're a bit... ech.
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Um, confused on the number now, 3?
No, Chihuahua is the British spelling of the word. Chawawayaja is the American (the j is silent). :P
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Oh, So It's chuwawawjwawaeh?
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Exactly. See, now everyone knows what we are talking about.
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Chance roll: 1 zeroes, 2 adds to the count
Rolled 1d2 : 2, total 2
I like this chance thingy, but I'm not sure how to make it more clear how it works. Every time I do it, people get confused somehow.
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Is it possible to display the number with the dice roll thing?
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Oh, I see where I messed up with the description. I'll just give this one to you because I goofed the count.
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Wait, is the dice roll number not showing up for you?
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Chance roll: 1 zeroes, 2 adds to the count
(https://www.thefurryforum.com/forums/Themes/WildPaw_Rainbow/images/dice_warn.gif) This dice roll has been tampered with!
Rolled 1d2 : 2, total 2[/blockquote
It shows that and the grey bar. But not the count number
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Oh, I can't write it down in the post because the only way to see the result of the dice roll is to post, and it would reset the roll by modifying the post.
So, if you see the result of the dice roll is "2", that means my post added to the current count like a normal member post, and you can continue it from there.
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Oh, I get it now
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Yeah, I kept trying to shorten down the description to type it easier, but ended up making it sound more confusing than it should be.
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I'm hungry at 7:34 PM. Is that normal?
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Chance Roll: "1" resets the count, "2" adds one to the count.
Rolled 1d2 : 2, total 2
Depends on when you last ate. I don't have a set eating schedule, so I don't worry about that.
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Weekdays It's breakfast in the morning, lunch at noon, and dinner later. Weekends It's whenever I feel like it.
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Chance Roll: "1" resets the count, "2" adds one to the count.
Rolled 1d2 : 2, total 2
I generally have one meal with healthy snacks throughout the day.
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Weekends I usually try to get away with not eating, but I fail because I'm always hungry for some reason
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Chance Roll: "1" resets the count, "2" adds one to the count.
Rolled 1d2 : 2, total 2
I have somewhat the opposite issue, actually. I rarely feel hungry, but I still eat because it's something to do.
Also, I think this dice thing is rigged. >_>;;
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Where did you get the dice roller thingy?
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Chance Roll: "1" resets the count, "2" adds one to the count.
Rolled 1d2 : 2, total 2
It's basically a format code thing. [ roll ] #d# [ / roll]
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Yaay, but seriously
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Hmm. I agree it is rigged. (Watch it hit 1 next)
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Chance Roll: "1" resets the count, "2" adds one to the count.
Rolled 1d2 : 2, total 2
It has before, actually. Once or twice.
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I'm waiting for it to happen
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Chance Roll: "1" resets the count, "2" adds one to the count.
Rolled 1d2 : 2, total 2
Maybe I should switch it up a bit. Not sure how yet.
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Maybe putting diffrent numbers with diffrent possibilitys?
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Chance Roll: 1-10 resets the count, 11-20 adds one to the count.
Rolled 1d20 : 3, total 3
Everyone loves d20s.
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1 man, so close yet so far
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Too soon?
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No. Soon! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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How soon?
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this soon
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Hmmm...
Rude...
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5 what's rude
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I agree what?
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Just randomly saying "That's rude."
It confuses the hell out of people. Hence, why it's kinda rude.
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How rude sir :) XD
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-fill in full house refrence "how rude" with Michelle's voice
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d20 Chance Roll!: A result of 11+ adds 1 to the count instead of resetting!
Rolled 1d20 : 15, total 15
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11 oh yeah
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d20 Chance Roll!: A result of 11+ adds 1 to the count instead of resetting!
Rolled 1d20 : 14, total 14
Imagine if this got a 20.
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13 nah was a 14
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d20 Chance Roll!: A result of 11+ adds 1 to the count instead of resetting!
Rolled 1d20 : 2, total 2
Imagine if this happened to be the same number as the count.
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0 that would've been fun
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Here we go again!
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Good morning!
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No, it's evening.
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For me It's the morning
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Good Afternoon!
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Scertainly good! :P
Muzzle brake finally came in! Now I could* shoot little balls again.
(*Could shoot again if wasn't way too busy...)
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I've gone to mainland today, Air Cadets.
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I secretly still don't know what air cadets is. (Or keep forgetting it)
Are you going to the airforce?
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Pretty much. Air Cadets is basically Air Force junior.
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A number
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That's pretty cool! :P
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Hey, that's pretty good
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Zero.
I can't wait for spring and then summer.
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I'm dying for it to bring spring or summer.
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2 i just want to ride my bicycle in a T-Shirt
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I want to ride my skateboard without a helmet
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I want cash
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I wanter a winter soo [redacter] hard that the goverment enforces the posession of emergency blankets just as hard as they do with bicycle lights.
But that's just me.
My grandma was a A13 Covenanter, soo.
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Personally I would love to get out of winter and it’s ice dagger breeze as soon as I can xD but so far spring seems to be showing some potential or at least however close it will come.
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I also want snow.
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Wouldn't it be cool if we had intraplanetary teleporters?
Want snow? Go to Schiphol, and pay 17 euros for a retour to Canada!
Want sun? Pay 7.99 for a retour to Australia!
That'd be fun!
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I second that idea
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Shame it'd just stir up the whole question of "if I teleport myself, and all my cells get destroyed and rebuilt, then is it really me?"
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Ahhh, yes. Like the ship of Theseus.
Despite the very strong arguments for it still be "me" in every way that I would actually care about, I can't beat the intuition that I would be destroyed and replaced by a damn impostor!
I mean, I could say the strongest counter argument is introducing the possibility of the teleporter generating two of me, in which case it seems mistaken to call them both me and since they begin as identical then if one isn't neither are, the truth is I just don't like the idea of the risk.
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I'm a much bigger fan of spacecraft than teleporters, too.
Bending space and time to cheat the laws of physics by moving space around you, rather than yourself trough space, or visiting witch space, allowing you to travel faster than light sounds a lot more plausible than putting yourself into some magic box, and just popping up in an entirely diffirent point in space, in an instant.
But, if we're being realistic, the current race for automatisation might just allow the average citizen to CNC machine his / her own jet-powered aircraft, and just fly wherever they wanna go, themselves.
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I think hot air balloons are the future.
You mark my words.
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Too late... (https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e0/a7/e8/e0a7e8c78a4dd24a2a7199ccb698c6ff--viking-ship-norge.jpg)
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It's a really big dream of mine.
Be the first man to invent the FSD, in secrecy, and built a spaceship to travel to Mars, and place a replica viking longship wreck in a convenient place where some colonist or rover will run into it.
Just see how they react.
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They probably think it would be ailens
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Oh man...
If only Elon Musk would just make something to replace rocket engines, rather than improve on that.
But I guess even 'ol Musky can't do the impossible... :c
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Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a Jedi...
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*sings Star wars intro for no reason*
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Do or do not, there is no try.
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Give in to your anger, let the hate flow through you.
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I AM THE SENATE!
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*pulls out a purple lightsaber* Not. Yet.
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This party's over :(
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No.
This party is just getting started! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-SVpUvFN8g)
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Oh, come on. Wallace is old
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So is the senate! :P
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The Senate is also the emperor :)
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The Imperial Senate will no longer be of any concern to us. I've just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the council permanently. The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.
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DID SOMEONE SAY SENATE?
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Oh you've become the Senate now???
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Nobody's the senate if everybody is...
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No literally, I'm gonna be in the senate from monday untill friday
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If I was a senator it would be in Alderaan places...
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You would be everywhere?
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I just got that😁
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You may fire when ready!
(http://brickfanatics.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/12741934_449365528597476_3405596800882106580_n.png)
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Looks like someone already did
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At least you can take the pieces and reassemble them into this!
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-I8aJZeQYzUU/UcPTOhXkakI/AAAAAAAASb8/r0yTyyC8W9E/s1600/Lego+CUUSOO+Star+Wars+UCS+Sandcrawler.jpg)
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Alderaan is a great kit
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Agree
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Soon, 2 more days
(https://i.imgur.com/fYAmGHy.jpg)
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This is what happens when I can't view an image.
:P
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Awwwwwwwww. Bricket fix the image
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HECK THE RULES
REVOLUTION!
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If he fixes it, I'll edit my post ;)
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We don't negotiate with terrorists
If he fixes it, I'll edit my post ;)
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/41XLXlCqFH8/maxresdefault.jpg)
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It'll all have to be redone.
All of it.
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Oh, come on...
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Do you know how hard it was to find this (https://youtu.be/GM8yzdEUoNI?t=50m31s)sound bite?
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It'll all have to be redone.
All of it.
THIS MY FRIENDS OF THE FORUM PROLETARIAT IT WHY WE NEED TO REVOLT!
IN A COMMUNIST FORUM THERE WILL BE NO RESETS, ONLY RECORD BREAKING EVERYDAY!
Join the TFFCCP!
Also: 3
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Now you're a communist. To that I say, welcome bud
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I'm a staunch communicationalist. Does that count?
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Yes, sort of. Welcome!
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Should be carefull if Bricket get's his very own desk.
Would be a +150% boost to politicalness...
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175% with flags.
It's all about the flags (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTduy7Qkvk8)...
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Flags 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇨🇱🇨🇰🇨🇦🇨🇲🇨🇦🇨🇲🇨🇦🇨🇲🇫🇲🇫🇴🇪🇸🇮🇸🇬🇵🇮🇪🇬🇼🇮🇩🇱🇮🇰🇵🇱🇮🇯🇵🇱🇰🇲🇰🇳🇿🇵🇾🇵🇭🇵🇼🇷🇪
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It didn't work. Also, no NL flag? :'(
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🇳🇱 There it is! (I think)
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I just see squares.
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I see letters.
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I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!
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Here I go, full the Communism
(https://i.imgur.com/HGlZy6l.png)
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Russia is the mother land!
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Fun-fact, in 1946 Belgium was on the brink of becoming a communist state
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What made it not turn?
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Tsjeven and the "friendly" USA :P
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Yeah the U.S is "friendly" alright.
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Anyway, Belgium is gonna get interesting times
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Growing up, Belgium was what we called a pretty cheap processed meat (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devon_(sausage)) that all kids lived off of.
I find it hard to let go of that image.
These days it is better known as Devon.
It really makes no sense.
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And Belgium makes good guns!
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I'm seriously wondering what 2018/2019 will give
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Hey, is Belgium a Motherland or a Fatherland? And how does that even work?
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*sigh* Don't you know?
Trudeau said it's Peopleland
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A motherland is one's native country, It's also basicly the same meaning for fatherland and homeland.
It's where you were born basicly
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Bleh, so little time, so much things to do
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Hai guys
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You.
Not you.
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YES ME. WE MEET AGAIN.
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I'm gonna make everything a communist Utopia/dystopia just to break the record again
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Evil music plays...
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Dun dun du *gasps*
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*Sovieting Intensifies*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rAN-fIcco8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rAN-fIcco8)
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And I'm back... for now, at least. xD
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Me too
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hey, pssst, you guys want Communism?
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8.
Would be a real pain if a Staff Member posted now, huh?
(( Yes, I know. Trigger word. We know you're wanting to post after this! ;) ))
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don't you dare jinxing it
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You do that I will be legit triggered
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d20 Chance Roll!: A result of 11+ adds 1 to the count instead of resetting!
Rolled 1d20 : 3, total 3
No one said the magic word, but whatever.
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Why!!!
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ALAAF! *throws candy at your face*
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I want the RAF back... :c
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*throws candy back at Lightstone* you woke me up
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Hey Em!
Sup?
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Nothing much, I just woke up not too long ago
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Cool, cool. I'm just trying to get my nose into my work.
Maybe a coffee first.
Distracted fox is distra...
*wanders off*
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Quick, while she's destracted come on people
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*throws more candy*
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*throws candy back at you* how much candy does you have anyway?
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Spodrs like candies?
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I guess?
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I've got a full float of candy *throws more* ALAAF!
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*Aloft...
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A float? So It's in water, if I pop it will it ruin the candy?
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Some candy is water-resistant, right?
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If It's wrapped well, maybe..
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ya silly everything's wrapped *throws more* ALAAF
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*dodges candy* it's gonna take alot more than that to get me. XD XD
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ok *keeps on throwing*
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Y0u f0rg0t s0mething...
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You did too
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Actually it was all "0ver" the post. XP
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Awwwwwww. Buzzkill
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Y0u're... I mean, you're welcome! ^_^
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Thanks😑
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haha. the fun has been doubled
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Plus one to fun!
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A number added to the fun
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Ha, ha, what's with the hug signatures? Is that a game?
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You can click on it to hug me
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IT'S A TRAP!
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Don't believe her. Click it to hug me, there is no virus attached I swear
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I did it, I huggled you and nothing bad happened!
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Aww. Thank you :)
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But it still says 8, did it say 8 before?
I'm confuzzled now.
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It says nine to me. :?
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Me be back once again
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Yay you back!!
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My computer got stolen and my phone broke but yaaay im back
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Knock knock!
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Who's there???
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Total.
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Total who?
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Total Ownage!!!
0
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Aww. I get it. You reset the count...... *internal violent ragequit*
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*You're having a bad time.
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*wines* it's been a really rough week. :'(
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Hey, I never reset without reason! I like giving you a chance!
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So many chances... wait, what was the reason there?
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The number was off, so I had to fix it somehow.
And annoy you a little in the process? :P
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Yeah, I'm a bit annoyed I'll give you that. XD ^_^ ^_^
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Well then, mission complete. Good luck on the battlefield from here, soldier! *blast off into space*
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I salute you, commander. *salutes*
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I hugged you Emtile, I hope it worked.
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It now says ten. Thank you😀
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Whoop whoop
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I see one...
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Just doing my job
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Same here.
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Yes, but the thing is: no one wouldn't mind if you didn't your job in this topic
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Didn't what job?
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A thankless job.
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Thank you?
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*Sob* ;__;
No, THANK YOU!!!
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anybody think MLP music is too catchy
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Winter wrap up, WINTER WRAP UP!!
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ya remember a true true friend too catchy, listened 1 sec of it got entire song in my head
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Zero.
Cheza you traitor.
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20 total who
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Oh no. The doodles have come!!
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Traitor time!
*does the dance of betrayal*
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Did every mod get a doodle?
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Not quite, just those of us who were about at the time. But hopefully Anoni, Michen and Ori will get one soon. And Tweak himself of course.
Unless I've forgotten someone.
Oh Baud! Um...
It will be interesting to see what happens. Tweak is a reluctant artist XD
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So bored.
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I hate the flu.
I really pushed it to the limit
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I took off of school yesterday because I was sick... I'm never sick.
Anyway how did you push the flu?
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9 y do mods have wierd drawings, they ran out of budget?
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Tweak did them, at least trixsie he did
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Hey Emtile, Just for fun I adjusted your avi.
What do you think?
I mean it's the same... I just fiddled with it.
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12 okay so like new rule for mods?
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Hey Emtile, Just for fun I adjusted your avi.
What do you think?
I mean it's the same... I just fiddled with it.
13
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
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14 too bright for my liking
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So anyway I wanna sing who what's to sing?
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*sings* "Sweet little sixteen, she's just got to have, about half a million framed autographs..."
I just thought it would stand out a bit more Emtile. Because my eyes are so tired I have trouble seeing you!
But if it's too bright I could try in between...
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*sings* "Her wallet's filled with pictures, She gets 'em one by one. She gets so excited, Watch her look at her run!"
I like it, it looks a little better.
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I would rather draw you one from scratch but, I'm pretty disorganised XD
Unless I was to try the "Tweak-style"...
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*gasps* The tweak style? I would be honored.
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OK, give me moment...
*scurries off*
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yaay, I got a number
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Dead meme number.
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Looks like two swans to me...
OK, be amazed!
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OH MY GODDD! 😍😍😍 So amazing! :D
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*giggles*
I'm glad you like it! But, nothing comes without a price...
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Aww. Worth the price
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Two avi's in one day!
You just never know some days...
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yeah, you rally drew them and it took hours to complete
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Hey, she took her time with those you should be amazed XD
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5 yeah sure hours of time and love :/
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I can detect your sarcasm even in your text.... nevermind I see the emoji
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7 yeah sure the emoji did it T_T
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Yeah. It did😒
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9 it's totally not you psychic powers >:3
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What? No, of course not👹
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11 yeah sure ;)
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Totally 😏
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13 you're psychic D:
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Or maybe I'm from the future?😱😱
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15 thisw is confusing me @.@
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Don't stop me nooow!
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Okay, keep going
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Thanks!
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Welcome, what were you doing anyway?
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Can't remember...
Probably counting, besides studying for my dl...
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dl ?
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Drivers licence...
Yeahp, a tank that doesn't have a driver's licence. I bet you've never seen that before... >_>
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Ever seen someone driving a tram without a drivers' license?
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No. But I like stories *sits* you have a story to tell?
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I drove some historical trams, even tho I don't have a drivers' license
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Oh, that's so cool.
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Might not be able to drive a car;
But a tram? Got you covered fam
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Okay. So if I need a tram I call you?
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yes, don't fear to call
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Okay then. Expect a call soon.
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i can't drive anything exept my bike
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I can fly boats.
Don't ask how...
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I drive a skateboard
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I crash counts.
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I crash my computer!.......*rages*
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we got so far and tried so hard but in the end it doesn't even matter
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What if we arrange a party for all the staff then we can count in peace
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Party?
Good plan!
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Party? What party?
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a staff only party so they get distracted
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Oh, okay
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I have discovered that there is virtually no time in a 24 hour day when we are all asleep.
So the party idea sounds good ;)
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Time zones prohibit sleep
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I'll sleep when I'm dead!
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So. Never?
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Never say never!
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You just did
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Sorry, I get these destructive urges sometimes.
*sets fire to piano*
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Me too
*smashes a window*
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Yay! *dances with Emtile*
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Woo
*dances with Trixsie*
*breaks another thing*
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*continues dancing*
^_^
*pushes over a statue*
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Yeah!
*shatters a mirror*
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*tackle hugs Emtile*
I broke the dance! XP
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Aww. I was just feeling it. ^_^
*Hugs Trixsie back*
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In that case...
*hug dances!*
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Oh. Yay :)
*hug dances with*
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*continues hug dancing*
This is thirsty work!
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XD
*continues dancing*
Well... there are drinks in the fridge if you like?
*points to the toppled over fridge*
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Uh oh...
RIP fridge.
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Yeah... I think we got a little too carried away there. XP
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Ooops!
Oh well. Carried away is my middle name!
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Trixsie "carried away" Vixen. Sounds nice...... what were we doing again?
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Carried away...
I think that's what you call it when Princess Leia kidnaps you.
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I want my MTV
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Granted! But it's...
...sorry, wrong thread.
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Hugged because...... oh still wrong thread
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I want my mtv
Money for nothing and your chicks for free
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23 did some-one say chickens
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Maybe a diffrent kind of chicken 😏😏😏😏
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I like both
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Why do you persist?
Why, Mr Anderson?
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Oh. Matrix.
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28 count
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29 (insert some clever thing here and pretend I said it)
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*titters at the pithy bon mot*
Very witty Momma Bird! ;)
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Yeet yeet potato skeet, how is everyone?
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I'm an ENTP-T apparently.
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I got mediator
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Do you think it fits you well?
Historically I have been an INTP then an INTJ.
I even did a poll about it here once, I can't remember what I got then. Might have a little look.
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Some of the stuff, yeah that fits me but there are a few things that aren't "me"
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(http://www.combatandsurvival.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Challenger-Estonia.jpg)
Yeeet! I'm a bush!
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Perfect, they will never see you coming
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Overdue for a shave Brisky?
XD
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I always thought it was futile to post here.
I see, said the blind man.
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Woo, I am so tired
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Well, then get some rest!
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I just got up though
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Get your caffeine fix, unless that is against your personal beliefs.
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Good idea, I'll get some coffee
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Just don't accidentally pick up the decaf variety...
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Eww, okay
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Too bad you can't try our Carabassett Valley Snickerdoodle coffee in Maine, it's REALLY addictive.
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Ship me some. I love coffee
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Sadly I'm cash strapped for the time being and I'm helping Tweak every week.
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Awwww. Okay I'll live with the regular strawberry coffe I have
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51
Strawberry coffee? There is such a thing now??
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My step mother got it just because. It's okay but I'd rather a Carmel mocca
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Strawberry coffee sounds really good. All I have is strawberry lemonade :P
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0
I had tomato juice but I just drank the last of it.
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Ugh, tomatoes. But anyway *ragequit*
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The vixen giveth and the woof taketh away XD
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3
The woof is unpredictable and hinder or help as she wishes.
A hopeless creature.
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Funny thing is I was just about to zero and say the vixen giveth ad the vixen taketh away, but you beat me to it! XD
Was gonna waste a good line though ;)
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*meanwhile is still raging* so close yet so far!
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6
I was briefly considering to not reset, but then I remembered I had been away for like a week and going all "Ohaidere I'm back did anyone miss me" while resetting the count seemed like a really funny idea.
Then I decided -not- to do that but still reset the count.
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That gif...
Your sig...
Can't look...
...away
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8
So cute
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9
Ahhh, wobbly things ^_^
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Wobbly :* :*
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11
Tiny toony dinosaurs makes everything better.
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And jelly creatures are good too.
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13
Tasty treats that can't be beats! *Eats music sheet*
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Yeah, I'm just like that.
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Now I remember that futility more fondly.
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2
It's fun to get so close and then fail. Good times..... *rages*
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3 I'm pretty sure this thread is a remake of an old thread, the old thread had like a 100+ score.
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Yeah, that one got locked (I think)
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Like many memorable bank vaults.
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The record of the previous game was 2 ^ 6 - 1. Good luck beating that!
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We got pretty close to that in the staff versus users thread before.
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Now the tables are turned!
*counts up anyway*
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*turns the table back around*
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10
*flips tables*
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11
I wonder, can the staff "morally allow" to break the record while helping the moment it happens.
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Interesting question. What does "morally" mean? Am I saying that right?
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You might forget, but we're still members too!
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*puts the table upright*
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Drives over the table...
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▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂
I███████████████████].
◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤...
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*Get another table and lays on it* Do it now
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Oh my goodness X3 You earn to break the record just because of that, Brisky!
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@Em
( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡° )
@Mn
Wait, whut?
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Be nice to the tables.
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┬──┬ ☜(° ͜ʖ ͡°, ) Is that a table?
┬──┬ ノ( ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^ノ) How nice...
(╯• ͜ʖ ͡•)╯彡┻━┻ Woops!
¯\_(~͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯ Oh well...
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Hey! I was on that!
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3
Beat ya to it, brother! ᕦ( ͡͡~͜ʖ ͡° )ᕤ
Come now! Plenty more tables to flip!!!
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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4
*flips a bunch of tables* woo
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5
┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
Screw ALL the tables!
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*gets under a table, puts forepaws on the edge and tries to lift it*
*falls on my belly*
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7
*lifts the table off*
You alright?
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8
The table is fighting back! (ʘᗩʘ’)
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*sits on another table* oh god, they became sentient
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oh oh
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Or maybe ferals just have trouble flipping tables made for anthros...
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What if everything was a table?
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Technically everything is a table!
Just with varying uses and convenientness...
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14 What if I wanted to use my sponge as a way to mount a drill press?
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It wouldn't be very convenient, but it'd be possible, nontheless! :P
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┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
Screw ALL the tables!
I was gonna reset, but this made me laugh.
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Well played.
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I am apprehensive everytime I post in this thread, for that reason.
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Yay! This count can finally vote!
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Well, it's just that it's kind of like playing "Operation!" you already know that you're going to kill everyone in this room, but you want to make it more adorable.
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Do you know what would be adorable?
A woof.
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Yeah, but that woof is lurking, best not disturb it.
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*Applies woof repellant*
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You brought this upon yourself.
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My hypothesis was true. I now succesfully resetted the count as a member by taking advantage of the predictability of another staff member.
*Feels the evil*
Mmmhhhhh, feels good! :P
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*claps happily*
Yay! See? I told you it would be adorable.
^_^
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I called it, and it came!
I'm such a good woof trainer! :P
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One doesn't train the Woof, one can only master the inner Woof.
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I could eat a woof?
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It's written only cats can eat woofs.
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Awww.
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What if we gave up our ways and all tried to count to zero together?
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Then we would win every time
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Exactly! That's why it's the perfect plan.
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I see one
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Well, we could just make a "Staff versus Members" thread again and exact the perfect revenge.
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Eh, I'm down with that
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Then, it's a plan!
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Yay
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We strike at dawn.
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*nods*
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The wolf among us, waits for her opportunity to kill.
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I like flanking...
It's super satisfying to do, and you can take down huge formations with it.
I can see why wolves do it.
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You seem to like grand strategy, let's form some surprising alliances to vanquish the posting speed of our opponents!
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Been there, done that, didn't work.
Allies not quite fanatic enough.
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Surely if we find more tank-kin, we can overcome their strength of a one-shot kill.
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Need about 70 tonks for a one-shot-kill...
If allowed to use secondairies, three should do the trick.
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Summon your tracked friends, we take them on all at once.
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I don't have any tracked friends. I'm alone on this world... :c
The only one to somewhat rival my shitposting speed was the one and only Bricket, but he doesn't seem to be around today...
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You would be surprised, I have spent a long time on the image boards of yonder window.
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Well, yes. I don't know what that means, but you're scertainly throwing them out there in this thread!
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Perhaps that is what we need, hope.
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No, we don't need hope. This is a completely hopeless effort. There is no victory in this game.
The only way someone can win is to not compete, have fun on the way, and simply enjoy watching the world burn.
Loss is inevitable. Soo, I reckon you might as well make fun of it.
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Yes but we can have more "dedication" to post to much greater numbers. If we focused entirely upon this thread, we could easily reach a new record.
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Only luck can help us brake the record. Hence I believe we might aswell not go tryhard.
In that way, we cannot loose. But if we do win by chance, it'll be for the beautifull memefactor.
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I'm only here to annoy people.
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I've been there and done that more than once, it is possible, but you have to coordinate with at least one other person.
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I don't think two people is enough.
There's always bound to be someone around, soo the only way you can truly shine is by having a very large, and very ambitious group that could overthrow the opposition within a few minutes.
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I don't believe that, because a lot of posting can happen in less than 5 minutes. 5 minutes of completely silent forum can cause a lot of things to happen.
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Yeah, but then it has to be silent first.
One person in the wrong place and the game is over.
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Nah, just use discord to coordinate the assault.
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Count me in, fam.
Would be fun to do another one...
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Well, we COULD use the forum discord server, but we need to convince Bricket to get Discord...
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Bricket doesn't have discord? I wouldn'tve figured...
I could keep tabs on him via PM, if that's the only problem, tho...
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Well, last I talked to him anyways, he didn't seem fond of Discord.
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I bet Bricket will be the last person to get it
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Nah, he's usually ahead of the curve, maybe he has other reasons.
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I could keep tabs on him via PM, tho. I don't mind.
And by the way. How about we pull a little sprint, now?
Just the three of us. Shitposting as fast as we can. See how far we can get! :P
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Well, I wouldn't call our current effort "shitposting". I do however think we have the odds against us with Michen now perusing the website as well.
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Eh, don't bother. Call it whatever you like.
As long as it's quick, and delivered in high quantities!
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Let's keep up the celebration.
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No time for celebration.
Needs to be faster.
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I'm going as I can.
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Needs to be faster.
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Well, I keep hitting the 15 second delay limiter, I think we need at least one other person to hit peak effectiveness.
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Now we're talking!
Keep going! Push it to the limit!
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Well, Cheza keeps watching the thread, so my optimism is drained on that subject.
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Doesn't matter!
Get the numbers flowing. That's the fun of it imo!
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You could say, this is the end of the road for us, my old friend.
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Keep squeezing them out!
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Well, we made it to 1/4 century.
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Don't make it a race. This is a never ending road that we travel on.
Therefore, might aswell go fast!
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I hit the 15 second limit about 4 times earlier, apparently for every "incorrect attempt" the timer resets back to 15 again...
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I hope my internet doesn't fail.
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What if the internet exploded?
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It wont...
Trust me, people tried.
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Lizard squad is a dead subject, both of those guys are going to prison.
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Prison for dead people?
High security graveyard?
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Let's keep up the magic. How's your day going so far?
Nah, just two knuckleheads who tried to take down Playstation Network and Xbox Live.
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My day was utterly boring.
Weekend and stuff, but still tired from internships.
I'm bad at getting up at anytime before 6 AM...
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Well, I'm sorry to hear that. Perhaps you can drive yourself to a base with more entertainment?
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Nah, it's okay. I'm just resting.
Besides, I'm having fun playing games, and learning about electronics.
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I have a feeling I'm going to get delayed and we won't be able to keep this up.
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Oh well... We made it quite far!
Would be fun to see this level of tryharding with 3 or 4 people! :D
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Yeah, now I have to go fix something, be right back.
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Oh dear....
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Yeah, not looking good on my end.
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Well, I hope we can keep this up for just a little more...
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I know, I feel bad about this.
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Well, we gotta flank it now, and we might just reach something!
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For now, we'll try to survive.
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There's is no survival. Just the road.
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Well, the open road is a unique concept to many. To get in your vehicle, work from place to place, constantly moving.
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Like this thread.
Just constantly moving.
No hope for ever reaching your destination. Just endlessly driving!
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Yes, the only way to move forward, is to move, by some degree.
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Like a river.
Slow, steady, but unstoppable.
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Well, at least we made it to 1/2 a century. It's been a good run thus far.
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Cmon, let's prioritise on this one. SPRINT!!!
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Well, we're trying to get there, problem is, if I camp in a single thread, I hit the "you accidentally posted twice" error, and then I have to keep refreshing the page.
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Then sprint more carefully! :P
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I'm trying, but my powersuit is running low on juice, we have to tread carefully my friend.
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Yes, don't trip and break something!
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I don't think we can get past the eyes of Finland, especially if she has "post anyways" turned on.
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Dude, don't.
We're are river. We don't fear.
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Gotta go fast, faster than Sonic X. Or some sort of Sega reference...
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Faster than the ISS.
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Faster than the speed of sound, the quickest hedgehog around! Let's go go go.
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Nope. Machs aren't enough!
I wanna see X times C!
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Sonic references?
I'm afraid I cannot allow this to continue.
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Well, we are getting pretty close to the dreaded "70" of legends that have been spoken. You do realize that Cheza has probably a saved a post for a quick refresh and press "post"...
And there it is.
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There's no end to this.
We keep going.
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We shall not be deterred.
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Yes. We are a river. We cannot be stopped.
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Hope you saved your post for a special occasion.
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I have.
This is for Cheza. Yes, the river fights back! <3
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Lol, ASCII art is nice to have from time to time.
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Sorry for the delay. Skeleton lenny is a tricky lenny...
Scertainly!
And the best part is that Cheza hates it!
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Well, there's no need to try to make the yellow font individuals dislike posts.
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（ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ━☆・*。
⊂ ノ ・゜+.
しーＪ °。+ ´¨)
.· ´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·' ☆ ABRA KADABRA...
Why, ofcourse!
Gotta have some fun with our enemies! ;P
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Well, only in this thread, I guess they can be considered "opponents".
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We see all...
Fine too!
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I feel the anxiety churning right now in my chest, that must mean we're making an impact!
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( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
Ofcourse we are!
Else we wouldn't have any opposition now, would we?
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It tries to upset us.
Little does it know of the ignore function.
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Well, you clearly didn't use it, sweetie! ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )
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Uhh... I don't think it's a good idea to poke fun at yellow team. :x
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I was... too slow.
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What do we have to loose?
Nothing. Exactly!
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Well, Cheza is my friend, I don't like to hurt the woof.
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＜￣｀ヽ、 ／￣＞
ゝ、 ＼ ／⌒ヽ,ノ /´
ゝ、 `（ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ／
> ,ノ
∠_,,,/´”
She's not hurt by this.
Everyone loves a little trivial competition, don't they? :P
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But Cheza is a woof that needs pets and treats!
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Cheza's only hurt if we say mean stuff to her.
But we don't. We are accepting. We accept her dominance in this context, and her total op'ness. But, we do not stop. For we are a river.
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I still leave milk and cookies out for santa woof, every year.
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Besides. I'm treating Chez with my favourite lennies, aren't I?
I know Cheza enjoys lennies! ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I actually don't remember the last time I posted a "Lenny".
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Did I mention I once built a giant lennyface right in front of Cheza's house in a minecraft server?
She refused to talk to me for half an hour, because of that.
Worth all the effort! :P
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I might not have been using the ignore function last time I posted, but I do now. :P
I've thankfully never had need of it, but now I finally have a good excuse to try it!
I'm that easily amused.
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I'm not really sure what the big deal is with lenny faces anyways. They're just special alt codes that look like faces :p
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I kinda like lennies sometimes...
They're pretty detailed for conveying emotions. And, IMO, they have style.
All be it autistic style. But, still style!
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(I secretly don't know what the ignore function does)
(It hides all my posts doesn't it?)
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Yes, I've been ignored by many people before, probably still am, unfortunately.
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Nobody expects the quick reset.
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I don't mind being ignored.
I'm still contributing to the count.
And even then! More freedom for more complex lennies! :P
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I actually do, but I'm procrastinating upon another assignment at the moment, that I really should stop everything I'm doing right now and do that instead...
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Cya, then!
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Well, I'm still contemplating what to do.
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The assignment you have to?
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Do you have your Lennies saved or do you make them from scratch each time?
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Yeah, I have to write a short research paper on Monsanto and I have to write a 4 page report for a client I've been working with that owns a Hardware Store in Hampden, Maine.
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Nah, I just copypaste them from the internet...
Unoriginal but effective! :P
@Wwg
Hmm, I probably should quit shitposting soon too...
I just found out a busload of people have been trying to teach me stuff about semiconductors on some electronics forum, and I haven't been on the thread since the 15th' of februari...
I should probably make them some interesting looking circuit just to show them I've learned something from them, because polite and stuff...
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I hardly know anything about "electrical" hardware, but I do try to muddle my way through it all.
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I'm currently fiddling around on the components level. Not really any actual hardware.
Soo, that's LED's, diodes, transistors, IC's and microcontrollers, that sorta stuff.
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I don't like graphical emojis at all and those things are just too close to graphical emoji-land, and far too many people I've talked to who've worshipped them like the best thing since sliced bread or whatever
have been extremely annoying for one reason or another, so I've just come to associate them with annoying people/things. :P I'm a simple creature like that.
But as with many things in life, when you tell someone to please not do something, it'll only encourage them further to keep doing it.
I don't really mind tho, it's just stupid symbols on a screen at the end of the day.
It's not like someone's physically sitting here poking me in the side with a fork.
BECAUSE I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT!
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/b8f6/f/2017/010/d/c/chosabigpix_by_zaryte-dauz454.png)
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Have you ever physically been poked at with a fork :o?
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Well, I don't speciffically "worship" lennies. I just like them.
And, if I had to choose between lennies and sliced bread. I'll choose sliced bread, any time of the day. (Especially breakfast-time)
And, I'm a somewhat playfull person. Soo, the way you react kinda makes it seem like a trivial challenge, or playfull thing to me. Hence I occaisionally throw lennies at you, or built a giant one right in front of your house. Because of fun and stuff.
But, if you're really that annoyed by it. (Wich I haven't gotten the impression of) You can just litterally tell me to "please stop using lennies", and that's it. (Wich I don't think I've ever hear you say, btw.)
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I think I vaguely remember this conversation in the past, about "lenny posting". It's been a long time though, but I think it really "does" bother her a lot.
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Idk.
I'm pretty bad at reading how people actually feel about stuff trough text posts.
That lead to a pretty funny, but really embarrasing [redacted]up, once! :P
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Well, I could totally be wrong, but her message did seem to convey that memory.
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My memory is kind of useless from time to time. But, once again. If Cheza would've litterally typed the words "Please don't post Lennies." in that order, then that would've been the end of that.
But I don't think I remember that being said.
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Well, I'm more afraid of losing people, so I just try not to make them upset.
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Everyone get's upset for totally unneccecary reasons nowadays, soo why bother? IMO, if something small and harmless like a lennyface really upsets someone to the point of not talking to you, without even having clearly talked about it. Then, why would it be a good idea to even try to keep that person as a friend?
Now, I'm not that much of a [redacted], though. Soo if some really clearly comes forward with a scertain, seemingly harmless behaviour, seriously bugging them, I just give it up. No hard feelings there.
It's just that, I maybe blind, but, I haven't really gotten that vibe here, yet.
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Well, I'm particularly paranoid about such things, because I've lost an entire server of players for stating my views on one subject.
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What were those views?
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I basically said that "Net neutrality" never existed in the United States, despite whatever the FCC in the US would do to influence the climate of "internet freedom" it would not have any effect, whatsoever upon how business has been and will be, conducted into the foreseeable future.
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IMO, if people are THAT butthurt by you simply saying that, that they just skip you completely, it doesn't really make a lot of sense to try and keep them your friends, as they'll probably get equally butthurt for something equally harmless.
But, hey. I've been told I'm a little bit of an icemaker, sometimes. Soo, whatever makes you happy!
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I also lost people over just expressing my voting choices previously. It's been a world of "don't say anything or you could lose your friends".
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I've clearly mentioned NOT liking the things.
If you told someone you don't like something, I'm fairly certain you're also hoping they'd at least consider to stop doing whatever it is you don't like them doing, rather than them starting to do the thing even more now that they know you dislike it.
But unless it's something physically harmful, I don't like telling people what they can or can't do, so I just tell them how I feel and hope they'll be reasonable.
I know it's hilarious to poke fun at people who hate stuff by constantly throwing the thing they dislike at them, but it does grow old pretty fast.
Also, I keep getting this really funny image in my head of a wardrobe with a huge bottle cork stuck in its muzzle.
Oh, and with googly-eyes! A wardrobe with googly-eyes and a cork! Yes.
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So, are you going to commission a woof that looks like a wardrobe with a cork in its muzzle and googly eyes?
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Hey! I already made you a wardrobe with googly eyes in photoshop, remember?
And, yes, sorry...
I did grew up in a family where telling people that you don't like getting constantly smacked on the head on with a rolled up newspaper will result in you getting constantly smacked on the head with two rolled up newspapers. Soo, there's that.
But, yes. I'll stop throwing lennies at you, now. DW...
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Well, the point is, at least you're trying to do something about this. I am myself, or have been in the past, very unforgiving.
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What do you mean with that there?
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I just kind of shelved several of my problems and did nothing about them for over 10 years, now I suffer anxiety and panic attacks as a result of keeping everything internal.
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What's "everything"? What happened? :/
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Instead of telling people about my problems, I kept them to myself, eventually it destroyed me. Mortality aside, it's been a rough past 2 years.
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*hides*
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Why, Tweak is pretty fun to talk with.
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It's a dragon that breaths fire. I'd say that is pretty fun 😒
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Well, at least you can properly identify MY species now.
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@Wwg
Yeah, that's pretty hefty...
Most people I've seen here get a lot of problems troughout their lives. It generally isn't helpfull to not tell anyone about them. Makes people feel alone in their stride, and makes it hard for them to get advice, etc. :/
Are you okay now, tho?
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Yes and no, right now I'm just trying to put myself back together.
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Well, trying can only get ya there, eh?
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Yeah, slowly, I get better at my pain lessens. Today has been a pretty good day so far, usually I'm in pain for most of the day.
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We should casually start making a headstart, tho...
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We can try, but Michen is online.
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(https://img00.deviantart.net/7cd6/i/2018/057/6/a/capture_by_happycomrie-dc4civl.jpg)
I'm staggered.
Yes, just keep it casual. Nothing crazy. If we can get to twenty, or something.
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Well, the coast seems to be clear, but we really need a 3rd person.
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Not today. We're just making a little headstart.
It's paramount that this looks completely innocent, and too small to be worth interveining, soo the effort remains.
But, if we can got twenty, or hell, even thirty, then it's going to give us a major headstart for when we have that third man!
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Meh, I think convenience "0" posting is also a pitfall that we must accept. We need a coordinated assault to make the magic happen.
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Yes, but if we have a headstart, then that will be easier to reach.
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Well, here's to hoping for that, lol.
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It makes sense, tho.
We can only post at a scertain speed. Soo, if we start at 0, it's gonna take us longer to reach 70 than if we start at 30. Because, if we start at 30, we only have 40 more to go untill we reach 70.
The less time we spend posting, the lower the chances are of being intercepted.
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I've got stuff to do today.
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Like I said, I already saw that coming.
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Not even a minor inconvience. I've got all day.
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I'm going to try to help.
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Okiliedoki...
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I just sent an email to all of my professors about my sciatic nerve injury, I don't like doing that, but I feel like I have no choice.
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To let them known why you're not coming?
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Yes, because I'm not going to risk driving all the way to school and not being able to drive properly, it's possible I could have a spasm and then get into some sort of accident, it's been snowing lately too.
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Yeahp, that's a good call, there...
But, IMO, being in pain should be reason enough, right?
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Not really, no, a lot of people come to class regardless of broken limbs, they come in casts and hobble around from class to class.
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Yes, but broken limbs aren't as big of a deal.
I know, because I've broken my ankle once, and was supposed to take the bus to school. But, it didn't show up, soo I just the walked the whole route to college, wich took me about an hour, regardless.
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Wow, that must have been terrible.
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Oh hi Mark
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@Wwg
It wasn't. That's why I did it anyways... :P
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Well, I'm glad you got there safely.
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I can be irresponsible
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Me too!
Can, but it's more fun to be responsible in the long run.
And, yes, like I said. Broken limbs aren't such a big deal. (At least, to me...)
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Lucky for me, I've only had one broken left humerus when I was about 1 year old. It's my good leg these days.
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I have a broken personality :3
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I fractured my heel doing something stupid
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I've broken my left toe after kicking against a bench during a game of football.
I felt it cracking but never felt alot of pain because my nerves are as good as dead there
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I just jumped off a school balcony, it did not hurt, it was more shock
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In a good way, or?
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I don't trust this lurker
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Good.
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It hurt when I tryed to walk on it though. The X ray showed it was almost completely broken off. But I'm fully recovered.
I also got into a fight today
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I just discovered the Autotram Extra Grand
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Why'd you jump it, tho? :P
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Peer pressure. And stupidity
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Ah, peer pressure...
I assume you're no longer friends with those people?
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Peer pressure, I think about a pear pushing you to do something
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Yea, pretty much
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Pears are mean?
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I have to head out and do stuff now. >->
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Okay, bye, you!
Don't walk yourself under a car, please! :P
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TWO!!!
Does that seem unfriendly?
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Nah. It seems overly enthousiastic.
But, I often misread people's mood on text, soo...
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FOUR!!
Woo
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0
I have to head out and do stuff now. >->
YOU T_T
FIVE.... THOUSAND.
BOOM, record broken!
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6
Yay! We can go home now?
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7 Billion
Boom, record broken again
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Can i go home yet?
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No, you can't
you're trapped here forever
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Oh no! D:
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Oh yes :3
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Oh god! :o
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there is no God
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There is only HIM
Disclaimer: He maybe present in soup, and may contain traces of peanuts.
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just him?
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FYy-YVDpU3I/hqdefault.jpg)
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No, the man in your souppe...
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Souppes?
In my souppes?
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Possible, yes...
(https://vangogh.teespring.com/v3/image/V6sWtdXSqP-F1pIeJ4VAw7CBuGI/480/560.jpg)
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Allright, souppes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Souppes-sur-Loing (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Souppes-sur-Loing)
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Spongebob..... no reason
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Beautifull...
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ooh ooh
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Yeah yeah
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bloop
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Oh hey Aveq, how're you?
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*Absence*
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jumpscare!
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(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aXxwOVd_460s.jpg)
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Sandwich
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soubway
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Pootis?
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Usually with that heavy picture there's a phrase "Hold the fluff up"
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POW
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Run, run, run. Everyday at school
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Was talking about this, actually... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DYZuGsQLuw)
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Maybe, I'm watching you, secretly!
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Creep.
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(https://images.halloweencostumes.com/products/41885/1-1/minecraft-creeper-deluxe-costume-boys.jpg)
2spooky4me, long time.
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Eww. Minecraft.
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Hey, it's a fun game!
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I do play it occasionally on my phone
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Hello.
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Hey there!
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How're you doing Aveq?
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Now it's 45
Omg!!
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Well, I mean, we have been working at it all day.
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Watch it be erased soon
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48
Not if we coordinate an attack with Aveq.
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Get aveg now!
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50
Let's go for it, we can take the mountain!
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hello
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52
I have asked for his help, now we must go, go, go!
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Oh
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What would you do for a klondike bar?
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yes hello
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I can do multiple things at once, most of the time.
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Literally any thing
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I think there are many people around!
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another number
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My headphones have some sort of proprietary aux cable, which kind of concerns me, sometimes.
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number
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The Logitech Brio looks pretty good for 1080p 60fps.
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:dapper:
Someone get Bricket!
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Discord video chat would be fun.
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hello
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I'm posting after your post of posting.
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aasdf
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We can do this, WE CAN DO THIS.
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68 >.>
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So, how's your day going, upon this fine afternoon in my time zone.
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hi
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Boop
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I like what I'm seeing, I wish we had snow coming down right now.
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Lol we won roflmao B) B) B)
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I think we just broke the record :P
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Yeah
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yes we did
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Well, let's keep going.
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B) B) B)
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What if we all had 100 huggles.
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XD XD XD
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You can't have my full name, Microsoft.
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:P
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Super common power, activate. The power of the PEOPLE.
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:nerd: :nerd:
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I like putting words into my posts, but that's because I say random things all the time.
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YAAAS WE BROKE THE RECORD
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I am happy that my microphone doesn't pick up every little thing like the old days.
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Yes my fellows, let's continue working together.
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mmmmmmmmk
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We need magic to make it to 100.
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mmm yes
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93
This is like the 3rd version of this thread, I think.
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D: D:
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Well, if we keep trying, anything is possible.
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@.@ @.@
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I am fully confident we can do this.
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good
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The record shall continue!
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100 fhg
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Yay, Emtile won.
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x_x x_x
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If you change your post fast enough, the "edit" note doesn't actually appear.
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0:) 0:)
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Let's try to triple the record.
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106 :(
steady there
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I wonder if we can beat the original record.
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hmmmmm
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I am pretty sure we're alright, at least, for now.
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110
15 seconds
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Careful not to post too fast, if you type more words, you won't accidentally trigger the counter reset.
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good tips
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Many users have fallen, but we shall not, for we have to continue the legend.
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114 :S
hello
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I try to save the next number as we go along, that way we stay on target.
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im waiting
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He's a madman, saving his posts and stuff!
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indeed
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I think we have a good system down now, now we need one more person to make it go faster :P
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120 yes
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Post count publication is not like it used to be, so it's harder to reach the higher ranks.
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noice
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I wonder what the weather is going to be like tomorrow
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snow
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Well at least we made it this far.
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:3 :3
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It's been a fun game so far.
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:| :|
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The preview button is very useful to hold posts until you're ready to go.
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x_x x_x
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I think Bricket and Brisky would probably make this even faster.
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132 B) B)
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We need to sing some songs as we go along.
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134 ^_^ ^_^
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I don't have much of a music taste, unfortunately.
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136 @.@ @.@
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We have to find some satanic music to make the magic happen faster.
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Do you think that we're going as fast as we can, or do we need MORE?
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140 <.< <.<
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It's already 4:07pm here, this day went by fast.
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142 :D :D
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Every black metal song
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144 :? :?
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I bet we can go a lot faster now that we have Brisky here :P
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146 :nerd: :nerd:
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147
So, do you think we can reach 200?
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148 T_T T_T
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149
You know, I've never used the "nerd" emoticon before.
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150 thats a round thicc number
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I'm glad we're having fun right now, speed posting is always fun :D
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Who wants ice cream?
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It's fun to have something to read while you create your next message.
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154 <.< <.<
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Oh no, we almost lost the track there.
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KERELS!? Wat de fak heb ik gemist ofzo!?
I was seriously just off to training day, and y'all did this?
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I feel like we're playing World of Warcraft or something lol.
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158 <3 <3
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I think this is going to be a magical evening :)
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SPONGEBOB
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I wish I could speak dutch right now.
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162 :sweatdrop: :sweatdrop:
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Goshdarnit, y'all are sprinting like hell...
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Emtile, why must you do this!
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ik heb melk
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I think we're going to actually make it this time.
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:nerd: :nerd:
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Seriously, you fellas are posting soo fast, I can't even slip mine trough... XD
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I think we can make it, I have to believe.
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170 @.@ @.@
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We have to try.
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Emtile, je heb wel volle melk he? Mensen zonder volle melk zijn lijers...
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You post pretty fast too Brisky ;)
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discord??
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Keep going lads, we're almost there.
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176 >.> >.>
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I'm trying, but I can't even get them in! Soo much posting!!! :D
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178 :dapper: :dapper:
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Lekker lekker!
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180 :? :?
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Gotta go fast, like Sanic.
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Damn, it's cold here...
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tasty tasty
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So, how's your day been so far?
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This is insane...
It makes me happy!
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We're getting there...
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187 ;) ;)
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - HAAW!
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I think we can beat "the original record".
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190 :nerd: :nerd:
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Live is riley!
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I think the original record was like 250 something.
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Well, don't that beat all!
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Maybe, just maybe, we'll reach 300.
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GOD SAVE THA QUEEN!!!!!!
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196
I think this is the fastest game I've seen in awhile.
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197 close
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198
Here's a touching story:
APPLE PIES!
*Laughs manically*
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199 :P :P
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200
Having days of school is a good thing and stuff.
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201 :nerd: :nerd:
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This is some super fast game here...
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I'm taking this
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204 -.- -.-
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Yay, we made another century.
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If only I had this much game with random women I meet on the bus... >_>
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207 >:( >:(
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Not lettingdown
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209
Coordinated assaults are always fun.
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210
Ohaidere!
The Belgian overlord has arrived!
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211 >.> >.>
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I aint letting a chance to break a record pass by.
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I think we're going to break 300 at this rate.
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Did I miss the coordination, by the way?
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215 :nerd: :nerd:
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I think we technically did break the "normal" one.
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Was good trip!
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218
RAID
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220
Engarde, bois!
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What the
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221
NO, we're off track.
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222 :dapper: :dapper:
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223
Sorry, lost count...
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224
I AM GONNA DERAIL THIS TRAIN
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225
Wow, that was close.
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226 >:( >:(
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227
God, I'm good at being an owl!
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228
I can't keep up lol.
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229 :? :?
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230
WITH NO SURVIVORS
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231
They call me whiner's doctor NOOOOOOOOOO!
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This is hell, and I love it!
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Wow, this is getting really hard.
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234 T_T T_T
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235
I've never seen such a beautifull race towards victory!
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236 :nerd: :nerd:
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237
My keyboard can't keep up.
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Heh
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239 :| :|
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I'm thirsty, and I want water, but I don't want to miss this match!
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Bricket!
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After all this time I'm finally seeing a good raid.
YES.
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243 @.@ @.@
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Never post too fast!
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245
JAAAAAWELL HOOOR!
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246 -.- -.-
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Bricket!
247
yeS?
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248
The intensity can be felt across the globe.
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249 D: D:
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250
Counting like you get paid for it!
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251 :| :|
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252
Look at that, 1/4 of 1000.
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253
RIP MODS
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I think this is magical.
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Seriously tho, I'm gonna get water now. I seriously feel thirsty...
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beautiful raids
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257 :P
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258
Maybe we're going to destroy the speed of sound.
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259
Raids with no survivors
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260 :sweatdrop: :sweatdrop:
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Bricket, we're working together in Discord, if you want to join.
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262 :P :P
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263
WWG you did ask for a raid
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264 :dapper: :dapper:
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I can't believe we accomplished this today!
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266 <3 <3
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267
Woo, yes, raid good, long time.
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268 :D :D
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I think we are actually going to reach 300.
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270
I made the analogy that we are a river. But, at this rate we're a damn waterfall!
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Hmm, I wonder at what point we should have mercy.
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yeah,
>be me
>ask for a raid
>no one answers
>raid fails
>random guy asks for raid
>raid **censor** works
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This is pretty balanced, I think.
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it should be
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275 -.- -.-
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I'm not joining discord
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277
Ayy, I'm not THAT random.
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Hakuna matata. Ain't no passing craze!
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279 :dapper: :dapper:
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280
Wel my raid **censor** blew
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281 :sweatdrop: :sweatdrop:
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282
It means no worries, for the rest of your days!
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283
I think we're safe for private discourse.
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284 :nerd: :nerd:
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285
Who's up for 1000?
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286
I'm not here for a group accomplishment, just to break the record :P
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IT'S OUR PROBLEM FREE!
PHILOSOPHY!
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288
Raiding power, magic fun time.
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289 ggghdf
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290
I wonder who will get 300.
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291
Look at that, we're almost at 300!
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So WWG, don' count me in on Discord.
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293 <3 <3
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294
Bricket is watching and waiting for his time to strike.
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295
Never really liked Discord
Just more issues
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296 :dapper: :dapper:
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We have squashed the opposition!
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298
But Bricket, we need your magic.
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299 <3 <3
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300
it aint me
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301
here we go, the moment we have waited for.
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I'd wanna come to discord, but I'd be wasting time, not being spent counting...
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Wow, we actually made it this far.
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304
Bricket-magic?
Nah, just trying to get this trainwreck sorted
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The preview button prevents you from accidentally leaving the thread.
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306 <3 <3
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307
Imagine a mod walking in on this trainwreck
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308
Trainwrecks don't happen with train conductor Bricket on command.
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309 :3 :3
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310
O deer!
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311
I crash them :)
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312
I wonder how much longer we can keep this up.
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313 X3 X3
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Just untill another democrat shows up
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It's been a fairly good day, all day for me.
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316 @.@ @.@
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The mods have failed bigtime...
And we? We are exploiting the CRAP out of that moment!
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Nah, there aren't really any democrats left on the planet.
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319 <3 <3
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320
Wonder if we can reach 400?
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321 <.< <.<
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322
the perfect number for a raid: 6 for max efficiency
40 to just blow them away
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323
Well, we knew the moment had to come eventually.
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324
I wonder if we can reach 420? Just for the meme factor?
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325
Yeah, but I have some greater ideas for raids >:3
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326
I don't think we could track the correct number anymore at that point lol.
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What are they?
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328 huhuhbk
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329
I see that no matter what, we did smash the "real" record.
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330
Hubble space telescope.
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331 T_T T_T
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332
The raid challenge:
We need 20 members commenting all at once.
If everything goes well, 100 is reached in less than 80 seconds
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I think I might have made a mistake a few seconds ago :P
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Axiliary fuel booster pump.
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335 o.O o.O
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336
If we are getting this high, that means there is a gap of time where only users are present.
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337 -.- -.-
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338
INTO **censor** SPACE
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339
Secundairy stage fairing
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340
am I going insane?
Why aren't you?
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341 @.@ @.@
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342
I'm amazed we've kept it together so far.
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Anti-glare coating.
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So, what are you lads going to do to celebrate?
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345
At this point I'm surprised no one has quoted me in what I said in PM's
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346 -.- -.-
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I wonder how much more snow will come down upon England tonight.
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348
Windscreen wipers.
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349 :sweatdrop: :sweatdrop:
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350
We have to go for 500.
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351
All you need for a raid is a Belgian Wolf that has some serious power issues
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352 x_x x_x
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353
George Bush
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354
*Evil laughter*
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355
Jebediah Kerman
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356
Never forget that in the youth parliement I named my own town after me;
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Scottish Korean is a difficult language.
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Cromwell Mk. V
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359 x_x x_x
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360
Danger close
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361
I wonder if anyone can reproduce Mike Myers' dialect.
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362 -.-
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363
Don't sink.
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364
The heat is on.
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365 @.@ @.@
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Main bus voltage
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367
I don't have any "person-sized" pillows.
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368
(https://i.imgur.com/wsu3uL3.jpg)
Belgian Führer passing notes to Liberals to say what they should do
1940, colorized
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369 :? :?
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Thank you very much.
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371
Lower sea inlet chest
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372 B) B)
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373
I'm going for the dunk maymay
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I'm glad I don't have any professors that ask me to speak to them in German.
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375 :? :?
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Cokes factory
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377
I haven't had chinese food in a long time.
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378
that happens in Belgium tho
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379 :P :P
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Track link pins
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381
Things keep going.
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382 x_x x_x
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383
Ohm's law
Post Merge: February 28, 2018, 09:42:50 PM
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I wonder how much longer until Gaelic is gone.
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385 :dapper: :dapper:
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386
Terminal guidence sequence
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I'll get that dunk maymay
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388 :S :S
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I think it's going to be exciting.
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390
WIOOOOOH
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391
Antitorque rotor
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392
Very interesting turn of events.
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393 >:( >:(
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OH NO
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Here I am to ruin your fun.
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WINGED, NOOOOOOO
1
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Rippies...
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3
great success ;3
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We didn't reach 420... :c
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>Be group
>Organize raid to break record
>Work really well
>Random Belgian jumps in last minute
>Belgian actually gets the record broken
>FaceOfBelgianWhen.jpeg
(https://scontent-bru2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t35.0-12/28584558_126398714855357_714194760_o.png?_nc_eui2=v1%3AAeHVv-RJRHoMrSkrWs-cobeO7eKMoADFdv1xpfMHu6bHFc3zKp0foX6A-PE2is8jFD9VIq_KKEPUBM-DXfdwu0NBEF9dCv2zbwGz9n3br3woGA&oh=25719678b454bd2f834b2407b369e4db&oe=5A9974DA)
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I'm proud of y'all, tho!
That's some quality speedposting rite there!
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Anyway: you guys did break the record
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8
Awesommmeee!
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9
But I'm still gonna run off with all the honour, thankyouverymuch :P
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Oh, well... You're the politician here...
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Bricket!
247
yeS?
11
I need a tram!
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12
Tram Machine roke
Oh, well... You're the politician here...
:P
But hey, you guys did break the record and not me.
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13
WE broke the record...
That includes you, Bricket...
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Tram Machine roke
:P
14
Dang it
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15
Nah, I jumped in last minutes.
The honour is for you guys, you've earned it :)
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I'm just so proud of you all...
*wipes tear away*
So proud!
0
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I'm sure this must have been the view for the mods
(https://i1.wp.com/gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Shocked-Troy-Walks-Into-Fire-With-Pizza-Community.gif?ssl=1)
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Yep
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I think that you guys have proven that a blitzkrieg surely can happen
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You got that right
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5
*joke about germanic genes*
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I don't get it...
(I have green eyes and brown hair...)
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Germany, Poland, blitzkrieg
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I meant that I don't have any "Germanic genes" :P
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You are missing out
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"Germanic genes"
10
oh boy >.>
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12
technically you didn't reset it
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How did we reach 394 in two hours that’s amazing
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One word: BLITZKRIEG
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1
I'm gonna reform the EU into a federal state and I'm gonna make Stalin look like an anarchist
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2
Don't be a little social media b*tch like Stalin was, tho...
Photoshopping people he didn't like out of pictures. Man, what a wussie...
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3
Did Someone say "Bricket's Photoshop?" :o
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4
?
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5
Hey guys, I saw you broke the record!
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6
Yes they did
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7
I'm impressed. You lot did a really good job back there.
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I'm equally impressed as you're
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9 it's high now XD no-one can break it :nerd:
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Coordinated in the Discord voice chat
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so what you up to
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I'm just stretching and thinking about getting out of bed.
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Dew it and brew it!
A nice cup of tea!
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Dealing with the flu.
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You need hugs to stop the flu.
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Hugs have a tendency to spread the flu, but okay...
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*Kills the flu with magic*
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Crisis averted...
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19
We'll stop that flu outbreak with magic vaccines.
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We've reached number 20
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How are you doing today, Dave?
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Flu is still alive
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Flu can't be crushed in a day!
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heh, anyway found an old passport back
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I found my painisweaknessleavingthebody...
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I found my emo phase again ^_^
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Y tho?
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Eh, I'm in a weird state today. Like I'm too happy
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But, too happy is (sometimes) good! :P
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not the flu, but an infection
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Oh god. Will you be okay?
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Zero.
I've been fortunate enough to avoid the flu for two years now. Knock on wood that I don't catch it.
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I only get sick once a year for some reason. Maybe it's because *throws keyboard across the room*
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Severe throat infection.
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Well. (As with everything else) i hope you get better asap.
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thanks, but this one is a tough one it seems
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You're a strong gentleman, you can get by this.... even though it could be a lengthy process..
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We can get by anything with enough time and effort.
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Casuals...
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We did get pretty high up there on the number scale though!
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Hello all.
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*gently floats in* Hello also may our numbers ever rise!
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*Toots*
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0
Too slow, another go?
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No
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There's never enough time to slow down, we have to run out that door straight into the woods.
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What if we get lost or worst 😨
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I have GPS, if that matters... :I
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Hello all
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Wait, is that really you? Welcome back!
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Yes, hello, it's me. Thank you.
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Wait, why did you reset the count Aveq o.o;
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My bad, I'll clear things up.
> Load versus staff count page;
Loaded.
> Clear member count;
Are you sure? (Y/N)
> Y
Count is set back to 0.
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Oh no, now we have to do a 1
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2
I did a two
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I just did a 3, uh oh.
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I'm going number 4
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5
We're going for a record here!
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It's still alive...
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0
Ha!
DENIED!
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It lives on in our hearts!
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2
Oh no! Well, we'll just have to keep trying.
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3
Wow i should really stop letting people use my things.
Yeah i agree. Who's that talking oh well nevermind that.
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0
Wow, you didn't come far.
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I agree this is futile.
Why are we still here? We broke the record not too long ago.
So we can break this one. Its not impossible.... Maybe
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Why not post again, for the fun of it?
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I hear voices. There all around me! I can't take it!
SPONGEBOB! (I have no idea what i'm doing right now)
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I love watching anime here things just consistently get better as time passes.
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%
*Bumps thread with a hint of charity*
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Technically, a % sign is actually a wild card, but because it is directly upon the "5" key on the keyboard, let's try for the next number.
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Hey guys, what time is it?
It's time to raise the 0.
0
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1
Alright, back to the beginning.
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Getting going
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A wild zero appeared!
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(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a479Aey_460s.jpg)
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Did someone miss a number? :D
0
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I posted in the wrong thing!!
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Well, that's 2 bad! :P
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3
Looks like we've made it to another level!
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Perhaps we can keep going?
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A double post AND a staff resurrection? You be gettin' zeroed now, boiiii!
0
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We must set a new record!
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Maybe in a year or 0.
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1
Quick! Post while everyone has forgotten about this!
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or maybe distract Michen with stroopwafels
:3
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There's a price on reviving old threads.
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What's the price?
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A zero in your face! :D
(https://aaronmilesfastball.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/zero.jpg)
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Starting again...
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Let's continue!
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*continues continuing continuously*
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The emperor.
Challenge me!
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5
I challenge you!
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The lovers
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Who said i was your lover? >.>
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Don't worry, I'll fix the number for you!
0
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*Looks at the number* Wow i am tired..... Thanks though!