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Funny SAT answers!
« on: February 17, 2008, 11:29:23 PM »
I got this off another site I visit. I laughed so hard my sides hurt. I just had to share.
The following questions and answers were actually collected from SAT tests given in *****
in 2000 to 16-year-old students! (Don't
laugh too hard----one of these kids may be the
President someday.) (Yes, I deleted the town and state out of respect for the ones that are truly educated in the place).

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can
be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it
removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead
sheep and canoeists. (OOKKK)

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes
them perspire. (no comment)

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky. (I sure hope that's a sky up there.  LOL)


Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. (I guess SOMETHING had to keep it in place, right? mmmm)

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and
you get intercontinental. (ouch)

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. (Is that...never mind. LOL)

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death. (ROFL ROFL I would think so! ROFL)

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow. (Poor cow)

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized?
(E.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the
brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity.
The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains
the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity
contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.(NOOO COMMENT!!!)

Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie. (Hey, it works. LOL)

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby. (very close with an accent? I can go for that. LOL)

Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing
a condominium. (I think that might hurt a little)

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section."
A: The caesarian section is a district in Rome.
(ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL)

Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.
(No wonder those things....never mind)

Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport. (no wonder I don't like airports.)

Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a
characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places
and so they look like umbrellas.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. (ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL)

Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears on his head. (OUCH)

Q: What is a Hindu?
A: It lays eggs. (Don't tell them that. ROFL ROFL ROFL)
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Re: Funny SAT answers!
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2008, 12:20:21 AM »
HA! Your right I think I busted a kidney or collapsed a lung laughing so hard.
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Re: Funny SAT answers!
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2008, 12:26:22 AM »
Ironically, Julius Caesar suffered from epilepsy.
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Re: Funny SAT answers!
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2008, 01:49:15 AM »
it is sad that this sounds like people i know. ie, my sister.  omg  it is shocking how stupid some people are.
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Re: Funny SAT answers!
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2008, 02:20:06 AM »
Haha! That was funny. You have to admit though, incorrect or not, some of those answers were quite creative. (Not all, but some.)
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Re: Funny SAT answers!
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2008, 02:52:02 AM »
LMFAO!!>..i just rolled out of meh chair.....i THINK they were being tooo...LITERALL  o.O



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Re: Funny SAT answers!
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2008, 10:43:06 AM »
I think that they are naturally that stupid as for the answers they are creative in ways I guess but I am still laughing everytime I am reading it.
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Re: Funny SAT answers!
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2008, 05:51:30 PM »
Premature death...   :snicker: arf Oh my gosh, my tummy hurts! *Tries to stop laughing.*

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Re: Funny SAT answers!
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2008, 05:58:02 PM »
 :no: Those cant be real. We would have heard of some school being sued over rascist tests  :shcoked:

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Re: Funny SAT answers!
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2008, 06:01:26 PM »
lol, that was awesome XD

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Re: Funny SAT answers!
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2008, 06:28:48 PM »
I've got a few pictures that I would add to this... but I'm not sure if they are from SAT's. I'll have to make my work email send it to my home email.

 

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