Counting to 1,000,000

[Michen_S]

-1 + 7 - 1 + 3 - 1 = 7

Does it have...
Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters? Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers? Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters? Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles? Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation? Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors? Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers? Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers?

[Brisky]

171318

No, that would be counterproductive.

[Michen_S]

1 + 7 - 1 + 3 - 1 = 9

Then I don't need it, get that junk away from me.

[Drakion]

Honestly i’m surprised we haven’t reached 200k yet lol

[Brisky]

171321

You forgot to count.

[L. Jay Echoes]

1 x 7 x  1 = 3 + 2 + 2

Does anybody keep up with furry holidays?

[Matari]

171323

That's a thing?

[Michen_S]

-1 + 7 - 1 - 3 + 2 = 4

Don't look at me, I only keep up with thread anniversaries.

[Brisky]

171325

That's a thing?

[Michen_S]

1 ^ 7 - 1 + 3 * 2 = 6

Oh Brisky, what have I been doing these past few years in this thread?

[Brisky]

171327

Other than counting?

[Michen_S]

(1 ^ 7) * -1 + 3 ^ 2 = 9

Remember this?

Overall

The count reached 142,651 on January 25, 2017 at 12 AM
The thread has been created on January 25, 2010, now 2557 days ago
This gives us an average of 55.788 posts a day
This is the thread with the most posts, we have surpassed the random thread!
This is the thread with the 7th most views, it went one place up.

Records

The second year (2011-2012) was the slowest year so far with 10.764 post a day on average
We broke the record of the fastest year, the fifth year (2014-2015) with 123.60 posts a day on average
We'll get to the new record in a sec.

Results

We have made 55,220 posts this year, giving an average of 150.87 posts a day.
The top poster this year in this thread is probably HellEye.
If we keep up this speed, we would be done in the year...

2032!

I've been keeping track of yearly results for... I dunno, a few years?

[Matari]

171330

Wow. I wonder if we actually will ever finish it.
Also, did we skip a number?

[Brisky]

171331

Yes, we calculated it a bunch of times, and the mean estimate from when the thread was still reasonably populated was like 30 years or some.

And, yes. I remember that, Michen!

[Michen_S]

1 ^ 7 - 1 + 3 / 3 = 1

Yep, we were one off. My bad!

And well, if you remember that, that means you should remember that yes. Yes, I do keep track of this thread's anniversaries.